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Hallucinating Arkansas
Timothy Bowen
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I'm sick of Arkansas being portrayed in patronizing ways dumb back streets and dry hump ghost towns spoiled southern belles smoking a crack pipe I won't do that. I love you Arkansas I love your lazy I love your crazy I love how you beat me I want you to fuck me, Arkansas I want your cock in my mouth your swamp on my chest West Memphis in my nose holes forests in my ass i want to grope your hills and mountains piss your rivers on my face, and let it run down your plains into your caves your earthquakes up my spine let your strong winds carry me away to your dry county rape parties filled with blow job baby dolls give me your rice field meth labs and black eyed beauties give me your wiener let me polish your bald knob finger fuck your grubbs and goobers flick my tongue all over your possum grape I hold no pity or disgust for your slutty fat girls your old men paying to suck my dick your innocent, pretty love run your witches out of down town let your meth head judges send me to your filthy jails let your children shoot your guns and hold up in your sun down towns
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I still crave you I desire you Arkansas I can't run too far from you no matter how hard I try and I try and I try and I try Alaska holds no candle to you frantic gropes to underage Eskimos in crowded crack filled hotel rooms hitch hiking in swarms of mosquitoes bus station beat downs on old women drinking drinking puking smashing heads bullet holes on all the road signs breathless in the last frontier on top of the world i crave you Arkansas Colorado may stand taller than you needles in the streets of tiny magic doll house towns hippies and dippies and sex in the van empty beer bottles filled with used needles gallons of luke warm water so there's something to puke soap opera parks and soup kitchens and neo Nazi bullies I don't need you to be tall, Arkansas I will slouch for you I will bend over for you I will bow down on all fours I open my mouth I don't crave Illinois I forsake my birth my first birth the ovaltine factory ruins the hedge maze play dates the trailer park dungeons and dragons the meaningless and impotent virginal crushes misfit vandalism and outcast bonding where nothing changes and we still love the cubs and dirt weed and old style
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still looking down on Wisconsin poor pathetic Wisconsin I give it all back here's your Lincoln. here's your Obama you burn down all my old houses Arkansas you baptize my past with fire my piss and fire Illinois rain dances my Illinois reunions my Illinois reruns my Illinois girls that got away my Illinois boys I'll never taste calling out my vomit like babe ruth hiding under an orange stool in my grandparent's kitchen my sick and fake first kiss I forsake my pill bottle cry for attention goat whores of Louisiana I'll keep hiding from my warrants for unlawful dancing in Missouri I'll try not to cheat on you again with Oklahoma perfect nimble Oklahoma breasts covered in food Brilliant, dreadlocked Oklahoma cocksmen delighting me with small talk until the dawn excited to be too drunk to drive to Oklahoma for no reason sleeping in the Oklahoma camps at Arkansas gatherings lusting to be OK to be with Oklahoma I will ignore my craving for Virginia's large breasts and great ass and excellent taste in media Virginia's brilliant boy scouts who defy to overflow oh Arkansas, I can forget how much weight is lost in Boston and how perfectly we clicked
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I will not be tempted by tax free shopping in Delaware or soul-mates of Wilmington I won't ask for visitation rights to Tennessee I can miss another Memphis in May I can forget the peddlers on Beale the flips and hoops and cart wheels the willing and eager whores the cheap heroin and cheaper murder Three Six Mafia orange mound sippin sizzurp with the thugs watching lemon heads shoot up in new daisy's back stage cheering cheering packed in crowded clubs greyhound horror. Peabody parties I ask you Arkansas to forgive my failures of Vermont Absolve my crushing defeat of New Mexico Look past my wanderings in Washington and Idaho My kidney stones of Portland take pity on my fear of California and infatuation with New York make sure Canada forbids me entry keep me only joking about Mexico fan my hatred of Texas keep me sheltered and land locked keep the oceans at their bays I won't run from your summers Arkansas I won't hide from your starting quarterback meth cook warlocks of your baptist churches I will can-toke in Ridgepoint I will take the cup you offer me even if I can't see you mix it next time we fuck I will call you the next day next time you give me an obvious opening I will steal your Arkansas kisses next time we date I will be passionate without being desperate or creepy
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next time I suck your cock I will swallow all of your Arkansas next time I'm in the cunt of Arkansas I will not prematurely ejaculate with my tiny lincoln log no I will last hours with my reborn Arkansas cock and ball honesty my pea-cocking Arkansas fetishes of feet and piss and Asians and school girls and piles of cock I don't want to couch surf away from you I want to couch host in you I want to give guided tours of Hot Springs the sin city of the south I want to re-open your bath houses I want to advertise your brothels I want to direct the sequel to Bangin in Little Rock restart the segregation riots start a new communist revolution in the birthplace of ACORN I want to birth another exciting house show scene in Jonesboro and watch it dissolve again from petty bickering I want to get a civil union in Eureka Springs and smoke it's decriminalized weed only to tear down the statue of jesus like sadam's in Iraq I want to date rape every Dugger in Fayetteville every one who's name starts with the letter J I want to eat the dirt Johnny Cash was born on I want to piss on Clinton's boyhood home you take me as I am Arkansas you take my shrivelled fat white boy bad posture dry cum stained cock you take my under-wiped and willing asshole
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my man boobs gaped teeth body odor you take my Arkansas vanity my Arkansas paranoia my Arkansas superstition self loathing suicidal Arkansas thoughts we are flawed and majestic and misunderstood together Arkansas we are statutory inter-racial gay married under Jewish cemetery stars we embalm we talk down we use each other in desperate sweaty revenge one night stands my next tattoo will be your outline Arkansas my next book will be this love letter to you Arkansas my next job will be screaming your name my next protest will be for Arkansas secession my next spell cast will be for Arkansas supremacy Can I sail away on a ship the shape of Arkansas? Can we sing the battle hymn of Arkansas? Family Tradition Can I smoke only home grown Arkansan? Hog's Breath Can I only swim in Arkansas quarries? First mushroom trips Fishing like grizzly bears? Get nasty with Arkansas whores and dry grope the nice girls of Arkansas? Can I only be penetrated by Arkansas cock? tour the Arkansas circuit? ride the Arkansas wave? project only Arkansas vibe? suffer only Arkansas bipolar dissociative disorders? take only Arkansas beat downs? give beat downs back dirty south Arkansas style unique?
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Arkadelphia slam. Texarkana bam. When I die again can I be buried in Arkansas? Next to my grandma and Xander and Dee and David Ray and Josh Cliff and the Knights Pythias and my Arkansas regrets? Come find me in Arkansas I'll be with my much admired mother hear my joke about being from Holly Wood I'll be with my dad who's from Arkansas hippy shaman dad who named me after Tim Leary I'm here in Arkansas with my younger brothers home schooled in Arkansas finding themselves in Arkansas becoming men in Arkansas making me proud in Arkansas I'm with you in Arkansas, my older brother Bob Bob from Twin Peaks Bob Dobbs Bob Wilson Bob Shea Planet Bob The legend of Jonesboro Bob Bob who I steal clothes from Bob who I steal girls from Bob who I steal cigarettes from Here in Arkansas where my family worries less about me Here in Arkansas where my family enables me bails me out. keeps me company Tries their hardest to understand me Loves me regardless Keeps me coming back to Arkansas I'm a boss in Arkansas people throw me best boss ever surprise parties like a boss I'm a rock star in Arkansas people sing along at my shows and own all my albums I'm a Pope in Arkansas people joined my church of Y'all I'm a celebrated author in Arkansas people keep my books on their shelves
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I am the patron saint of Arkansas I took Blanche Lincoln's senate seat away from her I am the cocksman of Arkansas I am Emperor Timothy Norton, Protector of Mexico and God-King of Arkansas I am the queen of the Arkansas queers I am the bottom bitch of Arkansas whores I am the Arkansas failure college drop out loser guru I am the inside joke I'm still on your mind and I made an impact Arkansas Ginsberg Arkansas Hafiz Arkansas Bukowski Arkansas Dada I'm lost in Arkansas I'm found in Arkansas filthy thoughts Arkansas sloppy grabbing drunk Arkansas dynamic as all things changing and growing and rotting and evolving and rebuilding Arkansas will I ever expel the demon of Arkansas upside down cross flag Freemason curses? will I ever fall recklessly in first real soul touch Arkansas love? Craighead walks and grave yard blow-jobs and skipping school home video parody rhapsody? painful Arkansas bitter Arkansas the darkest sleepless Arkansas nights and forceful wet dream Arkansas wanting to hide from it all blow up Arkansas and shoot until I run out of bullets how do you like me now Arkansas? bang bang Arkansas fuck you youre the worst state ever, Arkansas free the West Memphis Three, Arkansas I cant help you if you wont get naked
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Arkansas Naked unjust Arkansas Naked unfair Arkansas Naked without pro foot ball Naked like Hillarys shame Naked with your ongoing incest and ongoing hangings Naked with your STD capitals bare, exposed Arkansas I have to have you like this I cant just love your pretty face I have to love you stretch mark naked scars and bars naked too fat or too skinny naked behind the make up Arkansas birth marks Arkansas bags under eyes cellulose on your thighs gutted buildings filled with homeless the given up naked and unloved Arkansas molested run away Arkansas holy holy naked Arkansas bring back your smoking sections Arkansas I miss your late night Perkins freak show friend meetings smoke and coffee on a school night bring back your misty nights Arkansas I miss the long walks and illogical talks heads in the clouds bring back my teenage Arkansas optimism True Arkansas Hedonism Craighead County Thrash Core White kids playing electro pop in Rays Boom Boom Room Epic bombastity opening for Kimya Dawson
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the feeling of knowing Justin Clifford Rhody is coming back to town warm Arkansas memories groups of friends coming together for the show bring me all the flyers we made the magical nights bring back Dream Stomper, Brides of Christ, Bernstein Band, 87 Yota, LVRS/HTRS, Hellcake, The Light, Guitar Throb Arkansas Arkansas where Ill always remember the green house on the corner the hide out in the woods by the train tracks the nights we fucked in public the lower level entrance to the library the inside/outside tables in Wilson Hall the pool outside the student housing the back row of the Christmas parade under my trench coat and the pavilion by the lake with the turtle in it that time we tag teamed that sexy black girl in the back yard all under the same Arkansas sky the stars over Arkansas who have recordings of me in oh so many incriminating situations our stars our Arkansas stars shadow people bad trip Arkansas stars fish at my feet on dry ground colored lights Arkansas stars bored lonely looking at the sky so fuck toilet titties Alabama hung betrayal and keep your shuggoths Rhode Island noise bands dark armies in Maine seriously fuck the Carolinas the Dakotas and West Virginia
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Im sorry Nebraska but I dont like bright eyes enough to bother Kansas can fuck right off with that store we got caught grazing in Kentucky youre cool I guess I would not mind going back to Iowa As for the rest Im in no way affected in any way no thoughts no opinions Hawaii Im curious about but honestly, Arkansas, Id like to drop some real talk before we go any further I would leave you in a heartbeat for a one way ticket anywhere outside the Americas but dont worry Arkansas Im poor and my mother worries Im not going anywhere soon Im sick of drugs being misrepresented Im sick of addicts being portrayed in patronizing ways I dont want to sit in a room full of people congratulating themselves for the jacked up on coffee and nicotine sobriety they are so proud of dont tell me any human is powerless or statically unchanging or defined by a habit Im sick of punishment and isolation in the place where rehabilitation and job training belong Im sick of anyone ever being called mentally ill like insanity is some permanent state instead of something that comes and goes in all of us like sadness and rapture and boners and lovers
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and Arkansas Im sick of living people trying to tell me about the afterlife like virgins describing sex I have died and I went to Arkansas and as far as Im concerned everyone goes to Arkansas when they die as well no Mormon can tell me Eden was in Missouri they are wrong fuck Joseph Smith Eden was and still is in Arkansas so is Egypt and England and Paris and Palestine and alien radio voodoo towers and the coolest wizard Ive ever met and cabals of maniac tricksters and people who look great wearing shades experts at giving hugs the living embodiments of wikipedia and IMDB all here all in Arkansas I hate that one of the only portrayal of homosexuals that isnt patronizing was on the Sarah Silverman Program but hey its progress better than nothing better than what Arkansas has decide on something better choose an awesome Arkansas remade in our image our new football team can be the Arkansas Cock Lazers and well punish our players for not celebrating enough our new state bird can be Hawkman state flower the poppy plant state song Raining Blood we can elect Dwight David Honneycut as Governor we can outlaw churches and banks and turn all the unused buildings into even more buffets
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an awesome Arkansas our Arkansas I wont write poetry I will write Arkansan Broetry I will start a secret society of Broets who write from the gut naked Broems with our cocks singing our bro-hymns trying to one up each other and see who can say the word cocksman the most in our epic Broems summoning Cockgod like chanting candyman in the mirror Im four duding in Arkansas I am the fourth dude Bro Jesus homeless wandering liar prophet this being my only possession this long rant this cry for help I stand before Arkansas this mad naked Broet no phone no car no job no horse no wife no mustache one dude one lonely dude lonely for Arkansas begging for Arkansas I saw all of you for who you are the beautiful unique radiant creatures it killed me that I could not show you that I could find no way to express the amazing blinding love and acceptance without coming across as a fake or wanting something from you so I shut down again and you thought I was being shady but your beauty is frightening and of course I was afraid yet arent fear and love the same? awful or awesome are just awe shock and awe
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my reaction to your faces shocking awesome faces I could never forget you I will always forgive you your mark is eternal even if you never see it yourself or no one else ever sees it in you know that I saw it know that it changed me please finally understand that I love you
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Future Headlines
Zero point energy bomb dropped - wirelessly charging all technology indefinitely. Free global wireless broadband bomb also dropped that provides free, endless, high speed Internet to any device that wirelessly connects to the Internet. Humanity collectively says suck it to Big Oil CEOs. Protesters around the globe suddenly realize all of their devices are charged for free by zero point energy bomb, and that all of their devices are connected by the free global broadband bomb, and begin sharing videos of victory at alarming rates. Rich people formerly known as the global elite start killing themselves as they are faced with the reality that their careers are suddenly rendered moot. With all devices charged for free forever by the Zero Point Bomb and connected for free forever by the Global Broadband Bomb, humanity starts collecting all weapons and melting them to harvest the base metals to be used to build new cities. Massive global music and sex festivals planned. Global governments suddenly realize punishing humans for addictive behavior is in itself destructive behavior and start offering free therapy and rehab in place of punishment. The Revolution becomes sexual Polygamy becomes legal, prompting The Mormon Church to give up on their childish persecution of homosexuals, effectively silencing all anti-gay propaganda campaigns. Remaining Oil is Pumped Back Into Earth To Prevent Further Disaster
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sentenced to community service over a no proof of insurance ticket, and upon completing the work, was told that there was a new policy, and that we didn't turn in slips to our probation officer, but that the company, The Jonesboro Street Department, would simply fax a list saying who completed how many hours. I remember an older, skinny man on the crew with me saying, "Remember this kid, this is where you're getting fucked." His name was Elvis. A year later I was arrested for revocation of probation and spent a night in jail, barely remembering what happened. Luckily, I was bailed out and got proof from the street department, and the charges were cleared. Regardless, I spent time in a horrible, inhumane place unjustly, and when I spoke to lawyers about what happened, was told that since the company I did the service for, that was the cause of this injustice was a government entity, there was nothing I could do legally. It turns out; the government has immunity against negligence lawsuits. That wasn't the worst injustice this cruel, antiquated system has forced on me. The most appalling run in with the law I've had happen to me was in Alton Missouri, in 2001, on my way back home after the Rainbow Gathering. My traveling companions and I had stopped in Alton to visit a friend, Nick, who was, at the time, in the Alton prison. Nick grew up in Alton and had first attended a Rainbow Gathering when a regional took place in the national forest very close by. Alton has a population in the hundreds, if my memory serves me right, and, being a small town, everyone knew each other. When my friends and I got into Alton, we had been either living in a forest or in a vehicle for over a month, and I'm sure our appearance, smell, and sound overly displayed this fact. Hell, if anyone would have been so brave to test, I'm sure the four of us felt and tasted like it as well. We had decided to spend the night with Nick's younger brother, who had his own apartment, and had agreed over the phone earlier to host us. The plan was to call once we were in town to get directions. None of us had a cell phone, so we used a pay phone at the only gas station in town. Every citizen of Alton glared at as like we were less than scum as they commenced
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about their regular lives. It turned out that the apartment was two blocks away, and we immediately went there. After visiting for a while, the three I was traveling with started craving beer, and being that Alton was dry, and the closest place to purchase said beer was a thirty minute drive, I chose to stay at the apartment with Nick's brother while they went. Unknown to me, they didn't make it very far before Alton police pulled them over for looking "suspicious," and illegally searched the car without consent. The driver of the car, Amy, was found to have a glass pipe in her possession with a small amount of marijuana ash still in it. She was ticketed for possession of paraphernalia and a separate ticket for the ashes in it. The cops then lined all the rest of our belongings up, and made them say who owned each bag. My backpack was identified as belonging to me, Timothy Bowen, who was not present. It was searched, and my pipe was confiscated. After waiting in the apartment for over three hours, I stupidly decided to call and see what was taking so long, which meant walking the two blocks to the gas station and using the pay phone, since Nick's brother did not own a house or cell phone. I didn't even make it one block before I was surrounded by cop cars, each one blaring it's brights on me. What seemed to me like a small army of cops then got out of their cars and circled me, each one pointing a flash light on me. "Are you Timothy Bowen?" I heard asked of me. Scared to death I answered affirmatively. The sheriff then proceeded to explain the situation to me and gave me a ticket for possession of the pipe he found in my backpack, that wasn't even on me at the time. I walked back to the apartment and tore the ticket to shreds, vowing to never set foot in the state of Missouri again. I have stepped foot on Missouri soil twice since, and by the grace of god made it out without having my ID ran for the warrants I know I have there. The first time was on the way to Lebowski Fest in Louisville. I'm glad I broke my vow for it. It was my first time seeing one of my favorite bands, They Might Be Giants. It was awesome. I met "The Dude," whose real life personality inspired the character. He wiped a booger on my ticket. I still have it.
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The second time was this last Wednesday, September 10. I was on my way home from my most recent failed attempt at emancipation from Jonesboro, Arkansas, the town I've lived in since I was 16. The town I've lived in the longest I've lived in any of the others. Again, I'm glad I broke my vow, for when the bus crossed the border back in to Arkansas, literally minutes before midnight had struck, I was out of danger. I spent the first minutes of September 11, 2008, the seven year anniversary of our national tragedy, flying out of Missouri at nearly a mile a minute, flipping off the Missouri welcome sign, watching it grow smaller. I find it funny to think that seven years is a common amount of time for most statutes of limitations. I no longer want to be free from Jonesboro. I've decided tonight that freedom from a town isn't real freedom. Jonesboro does not enslave me. I'm tired of running from lines on a map. Amazing things have happened in this town, and wonderful people live here. This is also true of any place in the world; however, I kept seeing my temporal location as having something to do with the frequency, and quality of such beauty. I now see how I was wrong, and suspect that what matters are our own attitudes, behavior, and perceptions, when trying to hasten and strengthen great experiences and friendships. I'm not afraid of jail anymore either. Up until now I've been telling my friends that if a cop starts the process of arresting me with intent to imprison me, I was going to punch the officer, so that I could experience going to jail for actually committing a crime I felt would be worthy of being punished for in such a way. I don't want to do that anymore. I don't see freedom from walls and bars as real freedom anymore. Real freedom, to me now, is believing in a better world, and if I find myself behind bars and walls again, I intend on trying my best to convince everyone of my fellow inmates that we can make this world more perfect. I will try to turn their fears of Armageddon into hope for Utopia.
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I intend on spending my time in Jonesboro the same way. I've been here one day, and have had two visitors. Oddly enough, it wasn't I that mentioned making Jonesboro a great place to be either time. First, Jolene dropped by. She spoke of her wish to start planning great things. Then, Raley picked me up, and mockingly told me about how a mutual friend, Eric, has returned and is on a mission "to make Jonesboro cool again." I don't blame Raley for his attitude regarding Eric's trip, I expect to be mocked similarly for posting this. You guessed it, I also don't see freedom from other peoples' mockery as real freedom anymore either. I do find it inspiring to know I'm already not alone. Written on Sept 12, 2008
PART TWO
I guess I have the freedom to give up on my dreams and hopes. I have the freedom to do nothing and give up. I have the freedom to yell MAY DAY!! at the top of my lungs today. Written on May 1, 2011
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all part of the Glyconian agenda. They want you to think that there's nothing wrong with me, that this is all in my head. You might also want to consider that the agents of Glycon are controlling your own actions and/or thoughts. Have you been feeling odd lately? Any weird headaches or mood swings? Have you enjoyed a song that you would normally hate? These, as well as numerous others, are tell-tale signs of Glyconian brain control. Now, I know that some of you are agents of Glycon, and are reading this. That's perfectly reasonable. I want you to know my plans. I want you to think you're a step ahead of me. Why don't you just admit that you are who you are and we can stop with this silly game? We all know what happens in November. It's no surprise what you're planning. If you, or a loved one, think that Glyconian agents are controlling your thoughts, please contact me, and we can work on a strategy together. Please be upfront about your allegiances to Glycon. I'm willing to work with fellow agents to get this under control. HAIL GLYCON!! HAIL ERIS!!
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Roadside Improvement
take the direction pull it outwards through the cord in the middle It'll be all right no I won't just listen light the fuse not the red one the one on the left stuck in the thick of it crash into the wall oh baby, don't fall it could pass any second fuck! it's coming? fuck! I'm running!
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Snotty Starjammer
Compulsory rabbit holes integrating soft rock blue jammies and a pink sock what did I do with the underwear control cops? I couldn't taste a thing I want to smash the rabbit holes run a black string around their necks and pray for rain or something else and what did you bring to feed the baby king? ketchup and dead mice well isn't that nice keep your records of such things it will soon grow harder to tell if it's a thing colors and voices interplanetary vultures
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TO HELL WITH LOGIC AND REASONING!!
Things go bleep bleep bleep... Still wabbly in the head face but things are dancy and shapes don't just keep ancient gods at bay. I hope I can find Ray Palmer. That would rule. Today is Labor Day in New Zeland, tomorrow's the 23rd. Not that any of that matters anymore. Now I'm one of "Them." But don't let words fail me. Free form is just my slothfull embrace. The ticking and beeping of things made with bare hands rape my silent gangbang of compulsitory feelings.
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Conan O'Brian's show after Conan complained about his fear of Nerf foam weapons. Soundgarden "Spoon Man": Simply about how often I would spoon with Chris Cornell. Will Smith "Wild Wild West": If I explained the true meaning of this song Mr. Smith would have me disappeared. No joke. Ani DiFranco- "32 Flavors": Most people don't know this, but the Lilith Fair was originally my idea. I came up with it at a Baskin Robins while hanging out with Ms. DiFranco. We each tasted all 32 flavors before both agreeing on peanut butter, and then in the unity of our love for things nutty and buttery, discussed ways to put together a music festival celebrating women in music. The evil Canadian witch Sarah Mclaughlin then stole our idea, and this song is Ani's tribute to truth, and battle cry against that Peta bitch.
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Love Me And Buy My Smokes Please
Sad sack 30 years and still grasping for straws Just wish someone would love me And buy my smokes And laugh at my stupid jokes Buy all my books so I dont have to work a day again Just like Michael Jackson Book me a flight out of America and buy my passport Decide that free love was the only good idea humans ever had I dont want statues built to me, nor monuments, nor movies about my life. I simply want free love and free smokes and book sales Is that too much to ask?
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wealthy. She will haunt you and mock you if you aren't successful. Constantly the firm, young bodies of Hollywood drive the weak into madness, and envy. For Lust and Envy are sisters, and go hand in hand. Now, if you have the wealth and success attained through Sloth, she will cling to you, reward you, and constantly drive you towards the next steps. Avarice is next, and she is the slut that Lust becomes. Once you have mastered Sloth, attained success and wealth, and indulged in Lust, you must face this green eyed beast. All the groupies get narrowed down to the few you really like, and they start wanting more and more gifts and lavish. The thing with Avarice, is once you have fully fucked this slut, she becomes you. To satisfy Avarice, Lust and Envy, sometimes it is necessary to kill, or destroy one's enemy. This is hard for some to deal with, but Wrath will soon follow. Your Wrath will consume you. You will find that the more you kill, fuck over, and destroy anything and everything in your path, the better it feels. You stop being normal, you stop being human. Now, having to deal with the fact that you are no longer status quo, no longer fully human, or able to connect with your brothers, you cross the abyss and face Pride. For Pride is Lucifer. Pride is the father of all sins, the capital sin.
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OUR CLOWN
Or, Apologetically Forcing My Trip On You Again We open with the clown alone in the circle. The lights are dim. Utter silence. The clown begins to move around slowly, confused. Narrator: Our Clown was born in a haze of chaos. Things are very unknown and scary. First he stands up. (Clown stands up, looks around, sad). Eventually he finds his hands, and is deluded into thinking hes got company. Soft keyboard melody begins. The clown dances across the stage, watching his hands. Large steps, and swaying, the clown makes the circle again, and again. Narrator: Our Clown personifies his extremities. Hes aware that he is real, and therefore, that which is of him is real. Delight fills the clown. The dancing starts becoming swirling. Arms extended, watching his hands, the clown spins and spins. Narrator: Our Clown is lost in the spiral. Hes not even aware that there is a way out. He might not even want out. This happens when you arent even aware of your surroundings. But wait! Somethings happened! The clown starts seeing his hands as demons. He starts losing balance. He almost falls, gets his balance back, almost falls again. Stops. Narrator: Our Clown is overwhelmed, and when it seems
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he cant take it anymore, he starts to notice things outside of him. (Clown gazes at the crowd, terrified). Hes still sure that hes real, and his hands are real, but now all these new faces, and hands. (Clown starts fearfully backing away from the crowd, staring at their hands). They all look so much like his hands. Suddenly, it becomes clear to Our Clown that his hands are not separate from himself, but part of his whole oneness. The clown starts moving like water, fluidly flailing across the stage. He starts becoming aware of his whole body, still flowing, he examines different pats of his body. Narrator: Our Clown is aware of his entire being. It is all part of himself, and he sees it as real. Reality is the one thing Our Clown knows to be good in his infancy. All that is good and right is what he knows, and all he knows is himself. (Clown stops, hugs himself). Comfortable, and real, and known, and good, Our Clown decides to listen to his body, mainly because hes still lost, and needs guidance. The clown starts making a listening gesture, not unlike Hulk Hogan, and starts trying to hear his body. He cant hear some parts, and it makes him squint and concentrate. He doesnt like doing that, so he moves on and tries other parts. Some are very loud, and scare him. Startled, he pulls away and tries his belly. Narrator: Our Clown finally hears it. Can you hear it? (Clown looks at the crowd, questioning them with his eyes, a loud gurgle is played over the speakers). Need is something new to Our Clown, but it is of him, so it must be good.
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The clown begins looking across the circle, but only inside of it. Hes making a gesture with his hand like a visor. He finds something and picks it up. Its a lighter. He examines it and strikes the flame. Hes hypnotized by the lights dancing. He tries to dance with it but it goes out. This makes him sad, and he paces around sulking for a minute, and then looks back at the lighter, and rubs his belly. Strikes it again and his whole being lights up with it. He opens his mouth and stats to take the flame in, but stops, stares at it, and touches it with his hand. Narrator: Our Clown doesnt know this. Our Clown doesnt like this.
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AN OLYMPIC PARABLE
In the 2012 Summer Olympics, team USA had an exceptional weapon. The family was called the Bristows. Their whole lives they had been committed to this event. They were the Olympic Built to Spill cover band. The mother played drums. The father sang. The son played guitar, and the daughter played bass. The main thing they kept telling me during my visit was that I was in the depression stage of my recovery. They were going to help. Mother Bristow took great pride in the fact that her family never covered anything off Keep it Like a Secret. Hit singles had no place in Team USA. The daughter was young and fleshy, and this made her unbelievably sexy to me. That is, until I found her stash of animals she hung in the refrigerator. I tried to tell her that killing kittens and puppies in such a way was very unladylike. She just giggled. So I elbow dropped her. You see, I was on Team USAs Olympic wrestling team with a specialization in elbow dropping. The elbow drops barely phased her. She proceeded to strip completely naked, and went to the shower. I evidently followed. She didnt make it to the shower before her father burnt her stomach with a lit cigarette. Again, I found this exceptionally hot. He would hurt a fly. I never did have sex with the daughter, although it seemed like the family kept offering her to me. I did see her naked a lot. When it came time for them to play, I watched their routine from TV. The first song they did was Center of the Universe. The mother was noticeably pissed.
I remained depressed.
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Food Preferences
I often tell people that my sexual preference is consent I guess my food preference is edible I like the music that makes me sing or dance I like the ladies who smile I kind of wish it did rain every day In every way Constant rain Always falling If I had a disaster preference it would be floods In rehab I was told my drug preference was more I honestly think that might be my sexual preference as well And maybe my food preference Fuck, I just want more of everything and less of nothing More war until we run out of bullets More porn until we all get a starring role
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We must stop making money out of debt for private banks to benefit. But mostly, we must begin a pervert pride movement. All perversions welcome. All perversions equal. All perverts holy. All perverts blessed. Pissing in your panties holy sucking a cock with a cock in your ass holy group sex and glory holes and anonymous sex holy. Ass to mouth holy. We must legalize prostitution and make the best reality TV from it. Free abortions for illegal immigrants and tax payer subsidies for furry conventions. Tax the churches and legalize boners. Legalize weed and rim jobs. All commercials must have full frontal nudity and all delivery drivers must perform oral sex before they get a tip. Every dead civilian equals another spanking for Cheney and another gerbil for Bush and teabag Obama. Let the Chinese take over the economies. Let the Middle East have all the oil. We can power our cars with libidos and orgone. Cock cars and pussy wagons. America your history is blood and slavery. Indians and blacks and Kent State and Vietnam. And from that filth and piles of scabs and limbs arose negro copycat kings of rock and roll and the idiot box and Bill OReilly. Your south is fuzz and meth and teeth and sweet sweet meat. Your north is caf du jour and snow shovels and foreclosures. The west is burnt and tired and contrived. The east is ancient and regal and violent and cruel. Silly offshoots like Alaska with homeless frozen Eskimos begging for more cocaine and someone to make out with. Keeping the poor on welfare wont cut it anymore. They need to be fucked and sucked. Keeping the blacks in the back on the left is wearing thin. They need release.
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We all need to break free like the prisoners in Afghanistan. We need a wet hole and consent and admiration and attention. Give it up or well block traffic. Well shut down every bank and BP station until we get our way. Well fuck in the street. Well grope you on your way to your airplane. Well teabag you teabag you teabag you. The boycotts must go on. Sex workers' unions must expand beyond California. The real politics of peace time sex addicts breaking each of the 12 steps and 10 commandments in harmony with the teachings of Cockgod. Are you hard? Are you wet? Are you ready? Will you join us? Will you dress in womens clothes and getting fucked and get pissed on and have two dicks at once and fuck women with a buddy and order shemales and pick up hookers and practice extreme bondage and even more extreme rape fantasy and expose people to kinks they've never tried but always thought about and try new kinks you've never heard of? Insane blasphemy eat communion wafers out of pussy and shove a rosary in your ass? Oh I hope you do America. Yes we can. Fire it up Ready to go Ready for community gardens and anarchist takeovers and food not bombs feedings on every street corner? Ready for free taco Tuesdays? Swinger party key game Sundays? Real divinity. Real satisfaction. Death of consumerism. Death of boredom. Death of poverty. Death of socialism and communism and capitalism and fascism and the rise of COCKism. Jism in every hole. Skeet skeet skeet.
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Cum on every window Pounding on every door. For if we are not wild and pure and releasing they will continue to control us with microwave black ops HAARP guns shooting cathode ray missions into our pineal glands. Release Release the prisoners Release the troops Release all the tapes Its been much more than 50 years and we need a year of jubilation! We need crop rotation weeks of rest and resurrection and redistribution! Im calling on a new wave of hedonist revolutionaries! We need release! IMMEDIATE RELEASE!!! IMMACULATE EJACULATION!!!
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Proud to be Bavarian
everything is infinite there are no scales murder is as beautiful as any love nothing is true- all is permissible all things are true- none is permissible I can guarantee paradise for absolute loyalty Proudly Alamut still stands in the Iranian sands waiting for the day of illumination red to be blue blue to be red to ride on his white horse the golden dawn has not yet come we still await the setting sun
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Afterglow
Lovely afterglow. The sparkling of new moons Satisfaction and I CAN get no Real little miracles tingling down your spine Air planes and wanna-bes And gone. Poof Just like that Back to pain and separation
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ATTACKING HOPE
Growth turns hope to courage or to humility Knowledge turns hope into new understandings Strength turns hope into action Love turns hope into compassion Hope, like faith, is admitting defeat Hope is for observers It is the resting place of the complacent And it breeds in apathy
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Survival Garden
Seeds planted regardless of the storms Growing slowing Growth sickens with fertility. Fertility induces an atomic shower inside the farewell. Fertility orbits around a fundamental reform. Growth paces throughout fertility.
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Inevitable Endings
Its true that someday I have to step back Things I dont even know I set in motion have not Hit me yet The stuffed nurse baffles need. Need strains around endings. Well never know anothers heart or true intentions Well never sing completely in sync I never know what each word will do Sometimes the same words that hurt the most Can bring the brightest joy The persons decade stopped. How will the endings be the jokes we need? Need powers the bonds Need sickens around its absolute form Need refers to endings Does need react within endings?
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May these blessings make your day May your smile light a stranger's face May this weapon pierce the heart of the machine May it be strong and true May we fight without wars without fists our tribe of stars our time our victory our records our planet our resources our way
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tankers profiteers is running out spills weapons power families men meltdown waste
homophobia all forms of bigotry cuts to education cuts to regulation destroying the unions alive and running this world favored by the elderly
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The kiss of Moloch never smiles The kiss of Moloch is constantly arguing The kiss of Moloch is pride The The The The The The The The The The The kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss of of of of of of of of of of of Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch is sexual repression is sexual aggression is lack of compassion never forgivess is is is is is is is foreclosured homelessness tear gas tazer walls riot police felt in Kent State felt in Egypt OIL
The kiss of Moloch fears the Arab spring The kiss of Moloch denies anything green The The The The The The The The The The The The The The kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss of of of of of of of of of of Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch is upon us today is in everyone's way has started to grow rumbling below is blood sweet and toil is OIL is is is is distrust of the arts exposed in the dark wanted by madmen abuse by policemen
is how he gets inside he keeps hid in disguise that we can just brush off of Moloch is never sweet
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The The The The The The The kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss of of of of of of of Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch Moloch is is is is is is is rarely consensual mind control commercials advertisements in general fake news fake ideas easily overcome with new ideas quickly forgotten
The kiss of Moloch is deep-seeded agony The kiss of Moloch is repressed memories The kiss of Moloch is always destruction The kiss of Moloch is OIL
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Customary Economics
Customary economics fail around the wartime. The historic therapy sings a diagnostic limb. prostitutes on top of pyramids of waste. The contemptuous boots form an eye. Pyramids of waste are habits that make us cough inside the moderate tax. The preceding accent dies. The narrow-minded adviser inhibits customary economics. An uncertain tome saves pyramids of waste in the cabinet. An attended jokes with each mangled brush. Customary economics encounters the tile. Will customary economics relax after a viewpoint? Pyramids of waste accompanies the festival with the hardened dictionary. Customary economics prefixes pyramids of waste.
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WE RISE
Keep us down and we will rise Lock us up and we will rise Take our rights and we will rise Poison our water and we will rise Lie to our faces and we will rise Drop bombs on our loved ones and we will rise Torture our children and we will rise Assassinate our teachers and we will rise Arrest us for profit and we will rise Insult our intelligence and we will rise Burn all our books and we will rise Censor our words and we will rise Mock us for questioning and we will rise Assume we are criminals and will we rise Target our journalists and we will rise Kill the messenger and we will rise Contribute nothing yet gain everything and we will rise We rise in the streets We rise in the capitols We rise in your stores We rise in your banks We rise in parliament We rise in the Senate We rise at the White House We rise in the South We rise in Gaza Strip We rise in the Middle East We rise in North Africa We rise in all continents We rise against all injustice We rise against all occupation We rise against all Empires
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Utopia Lullaby
I I I I I I I I I I know know know know know know know know know know it's hard to rest with bullets flying everywhere the news gives you bad dreams you are afraid to drink the water you don't want to breathe this smoke each day you hate to have to work each day you struggle with your pain you miss the ones who've gone what it's like to feel hopeless what it's like when all that happens is defeat because I'm with you in this struggle
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