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SPECIAL MESSAGE FROM THE EDITOR

I just wanted to take a minute to talk about the magazine and why it was created. Let me start by saying how much I love playing MMATycoon. Prior to this game, the only similar experience I had was playing UFC Undisputed and running a wrestling e-fed. Both of these things were a huge sap of time and eventually I just couldnt keep up. Tycoon has so many different things you can do to keep busy, yet the action is spread out enough to keep your interest. So I want to say Thank you to Mike Tycoon for making this great game (I appreciate it so much that I made a shirt just for him). I want to thank the participants of the PWNAGE MMA/K1 org for helping make my dream come to life. And most importantly, I want to thank you, the reader, for taking your time to read this fake magazine that I put my heart in to. I hope you enjoy the magazine and I implore you to participant in this game as much as you possibly can.

CREDITS & LEGAL

Edited by: Buster Gloves Columns by: Buster Gloves Cover art by: Buster Gloves Graphic Design: Buster Gloves Special Thanks: Mike Tycoon, Dirty Harry, Dave Struction, Kelly McGrady, Silver Blunt, PWNAGE MMA/K1, The Tycoon World Order Alliance, Christine, Parker, Mason, and Noel Smith BJJ. THE CONTENTS OF THIS MAGAZINE IN PART OR IN WHOLE; IS INTENDED FOR NON-COMMERCIAL ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY, AND IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE USED IN ANY WAY THAT IS OR MAY LEAD TO THE GAIN OF ANY SORT OF ECONOMIC VALUE; UNLESS YOU ARE OR HAVE PRIOR WRITTEN AGREEMENT FROM ITS CREATOR/CREATORS.

INTRODUCTION
WELCOME TO THE MAGAZINE PWNAGE: The Magazine is a monthly magazine produced by the PWNAGE Clothing Company of New York. Its content is designed for entertainment purposes only and is targeted towards players of MMA Tycoon, the popular MMA simulator found at MMATycoon.com. More specifically, this publication encompasses all material related to the PWNAGE MMA/K1 organization in New York.

PWNAGE STARS OF THE NIGHT

The PWNAGE Stars of the Night are awarded to the 3 fighters on each card that we here at PWNAGE Clothing feel best represent the concept of PWNAGE. You may ask yourself, What exactly is PWNAGE? Lets examine what the word means to us: pwnage [pone-edge] noun 1. an instance of defeating someone severely, often to the point of humiliation 2. a state of compromising or controlling a target 3. an epic clothing company for hardcore MMA fans that like high fives, chicks with machine guns, and nut-kicking douche-bags through flaming walls of tigers! As part of the honor, each one of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night will be honored in next months edition of the PWNAGE MMA/K1 magazine. Any fighter that receives the honor on 3 different cards will have a signature T-shirt created and sold by PWNAGE Clothing of New York. Now lets take a look at this months winners of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night:
PWNAGE 16 Chuck The IceMizzle PWNAGE 17 Mason Capwell Fionn Mac Cumhaill PWNAGE 20 Anderson Silva

Alexander Iii

Curtis Jackson

PWNAGE 19 Abel Silva

Peregrin Broadfoot

Diamond Phillips

PWNAGE 18 David Reese

Bruce Lee

PWNAGE WALL OF FAME

Here is a list of every PWNAGE Stars of the Night Award winner in the history of this publication. Fighters with the most awards are at the top of the list.

Wong Ox Ling Dynamite Doug Harden John French Toast Schulz John J Rambo Chuck Liddizzle The Icemizzle x2 George Stomp Richardson "Warrior Chieftain" Fionn Mac Cumhaill x2 "Earthquake" Richtor Schkayle Douglas Quaid Razor Ray Williams Dwight Ansalon Eric Sutter Alexander Iii Diamond Phillips Mason Capwell Curtis Jackson David Reese Abel Silva Bruce Lee Anderson Silva Peregrin Broadfoot

PWNAGE 16 LING VS ICEMIZZLE

PWNAGE 16: Ling vs Icemizzle featured the Welterweight Championship between Wong Ling and Chuck The Icemizzle. This was an exciting fight that saw defending champion Ling dominate on the ground and challenger The Icemizzle dominate on the feat. However, it was Chuck The Icemizzle that was able to claim the prize as he finished the fight with a KO at the end of round 2. The card put up a respectable rating of 130 but suffered due to a NC. The PWNAGE Stars of the Night for PWNAGE 16 are going to Chuck The Icemizzle, Alexander Iii, and Diamond Phillips. Chuck LiddizleThe Icemizzle showed some real heart in his bout to claim the Welterweight Title against Wong Ling. Icemizzle was taken down in the first round but he came back in the second with a vengeance. After unloading a barrage of crushing blows to the head and body, Chuck finished off the champ at the end of the second round with an explosive uppercut. Say hello to the new champ. Alexander The Great Iii went to war with Jason Turner. It was clear that Alexander showed up prepared to fight to the death.On this day, Alexander was able to win the battle, the war, and the fight with a series of crushing head shots that put his opponent out cold after only 1 minute, 40 seconds. Lets see how long his reign of terror will last in PWNAGE MMA. King Diamond Phillips was the brightest star of the night in his match with Ian Brown. Both men were looking for the KO early as they swung one haymaker after the other. Phillips managed to connect on his while dodging that of his opponent. The bombs did their damage and destroyed the face of the Kings opponent before the fight ended after only a minute. It was a nasty hook that ended it all and declared Diamond Phillips as the King of the Cage. As part of the honor, each one of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night will be honored in next months edition of the PWNAGE MMA/K1 magazine. Any fighter that receives the honor on 3 different cards will have a signature Tshirt created and sold by PWNAGE Clothing of New York.
Weight 170 lbs 205 lbs 170 lbs 170 lbs 185 lbs 205 lbs 205 lbs 185 lbs 205 lbs 265+ lbs Rnds 5 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 5 Winner Chuck The Icemizzle Anderson Silva Hiroshimo Hiro Alexander Iii Peregrin Broadfoot Yura Noobert Diamond Phillips Bosco o Neill Rodef Oknenaileme Tiny McGee Loser Wong Ling Tomislav Vukovic Hickson Gwacie Jason Turner Bruce Lee Strong Arm Ian Brown Eric Sutter Ziggy Donovan Roman Alexanyan Method KO (Punch) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) KO (Punches) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) TKO (Strikes) TKO (Strikes) Submission (Kimura) No Contest Round 2 3 3 1 3 3 1 1 1 1 Time 04:50 05:00 05:00 01:42 05:00 05:00 00:54 04:19 02:01 00:00 170 lbs Title

PWNAGE 17 MACHIDA VS STEVENS

PWNAGE 17: Machida vs Stevens was a bit of an underwhelming event. Although the night was filled with highlight finishes, the main event was a 5 round decision victory for the reigning Middleweight champion Lyoto Machida. Neither fight ever seemed to really be in trouble, but Machida convincingly took the score cards with a solid gameplan that saw him takedown and smother his opponent while the audience fell asleep. The audience definitely wanted to see a finish in this one, as the rest of the card only featured a meager 6 fights. The card put up a feeble rating (by PWNAGE standards) of 108. There were only 2 stars of the night on this evening. They were Mason C Train Capwell and Bulletproof Curtis Jackson. Mason Capwell had his hands full with a very talented and still undefeated opponent in James William. However, Capwell really stood out as the superior fighter this night. The fight saw Capwell takedown his opponent and bludgeon his opponent into a bloody mess through technical prowess and surgical precision. He shook off one weak submission attempt after another and mounted his opponent before dishing out some brutal ground and pound. The doctors stepped in and somewhere his opponents mother/wife/hair dresser was sobbing uncontrollably as Capwell was awarded the W. Bulletproof Curtis Jackson had the highlight of the night in his match with Jesus Tabs. Jacksons opponent was on the wrong end of a bad losing streak and was looking to turn his career around with a solid performance. Jackson was facing an equally disappointing stretch of his career having lost his previous 4 fights. However, Jackson did not disappoint this night. His opponent went in for a telegraphed takedown attempt and Jackson kicked him square in the face. Somehow the stunned combatant got back to his feet. Seconds later, Bulletproof Jackson landed a second head kick that ended the fight and possibly his opponents career. With this victory, Jackson is back on track and will be looking to get back in that cage as soon as possible. As part of the honor, each one of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night will be honored in next months edition of the PWNAGE MMA/K1 magazine. Any fighter that receives the honor on 3 different cards will have a signature T-shirt created and sold by PWNAGE Clothing of New York.
Weight 185 lbs 185 lbs 205 lbs 205 lbs 265 lbs 265+ lbs 170 lbs Rnds 5 3 3 3 3 5 3 Winner Lyoto Machida Dave Bower Mason Capwell Marshall Mathers Douglas Quaid Tiny McGee Curtis Jackson Loser Randal Stevens Tyler Mayfield James William Don The Fist Erik Bryant Hugo Silva Jesus Tabs Method Decision (Unanimous) Submission (Triangle Choke) TKO (Cut) TKO (Cut) TKO (Strikes) KO (Punch) KO (Head Kick) Round 5 1 2 2 3 1 1 Time 05:00 04:27 04:03 02:51 04:28 00:51 00:23 185 lbs Title

Four of the best in PWNAGE face off in a pair of co-main events.

Kzarik Nahrul takes on David Reese in a Heavyweight bout Brad Charyak defends his Light Heavyweight title against top contender Fionn Mac Cumhail

PWNAGE 18 BEAST MODE

PWNAGE 18: Beast Mode was a huge huge huge event. The hired gun David Reese took on Heavyweight champion Kzarik Nahrul in non-title fight in the first of 2 co-main events. David Reese looked amazing in this bout as he had his way with the champ and won via first round KO. The second co-main event of the night had Fionn Mac Cumhaill challenging Brad Charyak for the light heavyweight title. Cumhaill dominated and won via 2nd round TKO to become the new Light Heavyweight Champion. Despite there only being 9 fights on the card and 7 of them resulting in decisions, the event put up a ridiculous 180 rating. It was the 2nd best card in the history of the org and sky-rocketing it to #1 in New York and top 20 in the world. There are only 2 PWNAGE stars of the night for this card. They are David Chip Reese, and "Warrior Chieftain" Fionn Mac Cumhaill. David Chip Reese stepped in to the PWNAGE Cage as a mercenary recruited to challenge the reigning champion of the 265 division Kzarik Nahrul. Despite lacking the experience of his opponent, Chip was dominant. Everything was working for striker as he put down the champ not once, not twice, but three times. Reese stalked his opponent, taunting him and beckoning him back to his feet after each knockdown. A counter head kick ended it all as his adversary flopped and was out for the evening. An equally impressive performance was put on by Fionn Mac Cumhaill. The Warrior Chieftain faced defending champion Brad Charyak for the 3rd time in a rubber match to settle the score. In a match that almost entirely was spent on the ground, Mac Cumhaill was able to takedown his opponent with ease. While on the ground his opponent could only try to hold on a weather the storm, but the ground game of Mac Cumhaill was just too much to handle and he was able to get back his title after several devastating blows from the mount position. The question is, How long before these two men meet again?
Weight 265 lbs 205 lbs 265 lbs 265 lbs 205 lbs 170 lbs 185 lbs 185 lbs 265 lbs Rnds 5 5 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 Winner David Reese Fionn Mac Cumhaill Richtor Schkayle Iliek Boubeez Khun Rayn Jon Lyle Peregrin Broadfoot Bryan Welch Juan Seffar Loser Kzarik Nahrul Brad Charyak John J Rambo Marcus Jones Casey Ryback Jeff Grant Aodhan o hAodha Spyde Radic Janek Grzmot Method KO (Head Kick) TKO (Strikes) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) Round 1 2 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 Time 03:50 01:02 05:00 05:00 05:00 05:00 05:00 05:00 05:00 205 lbs Title

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Top Contenders face off in a grudge match To find out who will get a title shot
Wong Ling takes on Ray Williams in a Welterweight bout Dwight Ansalon looks to battle with rising Middleweight star Flava Flave
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PWNAGE 19 LING VS WILLIAMS

PWNAGE 19: Ling vs. Williams was a bit of a disappointment. With only 6 scheduled fights and no title fights at all, the odds were stacked against the organization on this one. The main event saw Wong Ling take on Ray Williams in an exciting match up. The two brawlers turned on the heat and threw bombs at each other until Ling was able to clinch up and deliver a couple blows that put Williams on Queer Street. Ling was able to take the first round TKO victory and continue his campaign to become the PWNAGE Welterweight Champion. Due to a combination of issues the card suffered a rating of only 79. You can on PWNAGE bouncing back next week. The PWNAGE Stars of the Night are Abel Silva and Bruce Lee. Abel The Holy One Silva faced off against PWNAGE veteran Jason Turner in what looked to be an even match. Silva was able to avoid most of the body shots coming his way while he delivered multiple kicks to the legs of his opponent. But it was a pair of head kicks by The Holy One that really did the damage. The first put his opponent down on the mat. Abel beckoned rocked opponent to get back up only to smash him back down with the final kick. Dragon Bruce Lee dominated his match with Eric Sutter. On paper it seemed like the younger Lee had a huge advantage over his older opponent and he did not fail to impress. Bruce Lee looked like a man fighting a boy as he dragged down his enemy and locked on a spinning knee bar from the guard position. It is hard to really critique this fight because it was over so quickly, but Bruce Lee sure did look good. Lets see if he can carry this momentum into his next fight. As part of the honor, each one of the PWNAGE Stars of the Night will be honored in next months edition of the PWNAGE MMA/K1 magazine. Any fighter that receives the honor on 3 different cards will have a signature T-shirt created and sold by PWNAGE Clothing of New York. Weight Rounds 170 lbs 185 lbs 205 lbs 170 lbs 185 lbs 265+ lbs 3 3 3 3 3 3 Winner Wong Ling Flava Flave Tomislav Vukovic Abel Silva Bruce Lee Adolf Jonsen Loser Ray Williams Dwight Ansalon Strong Arm Jason Turner Eric Sutter Shogun Gracie Method TKO (Strikes) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) KO (Head Kick) Submission (Kneebar) Decision (Unanimous) Round 1 3 3 1 1 3 Time 03:11 05:00 05:00 02:28 00:40 05:00

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PWNAGE 20 RAYN VS INN

PWNAGE 20: Rayn vs Inn saw Kuhn Rayn take on All Inn in a contest between top ranking light heavyweights. Rayn had the better gameplan and was able to walk away with a unanimous decision after 3 rounds of sprawl and brawl prowess. The card itself put up a respectable 135 rating, but lacked the highlight finishes weve grown accustomed to seeing in PWNAGE. The Stars of the Night are Anderson The Spider Silva and Peregrin The Shit Stomper Broadfoot. Despite being outweighed by almost 60 lbs, Anderson The Spider Silva put on a flawless performance in his heavyweight debut against Joel Angelini. In fact, the Spider wove an impenetrable web of striking excellence as his opponent failed to land a single punch during the entire bout. Although, it should be noted that Silva had much more experience than his opponent, no one thought hed go untouched. Anderson literally toyed with his prey, enjoying the pain he was inflicted and relishing in the spilled blood until the doctors mercifully ended the fight at 3 minutes in the second round. Peregrin The Shit Stomper Broadfoot was equally impressive on this night, although he had to take a beating to really shine. Everyone loves a great comeback, and as Broadfoot entered the third round it looked like Tyler Mayfield had the fight wrapped up, but the ground game of The Shit Stomper was filthy. Peregrin took down his opponent early in the 3rd and went to work. However, he got swept midway through the round and looked to be at a disadvantage, but Broadfoot would not be denied as the brown belt locked up a triangle choke on his fellow brown belt and caused the submission just seconds before the end of the fight.
Weight 205 lbs 170 lbs 205 lbs 170 lbs 265 lbs 185 lbs 265 lbs 265+ lbs 205 lbs 205 lbs Rnds 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 3 Winner Khun Rayn Jon Lyle Mason Capwell Hiroshimo Hiro Anderson Silva Peregrin Broadfoot Erik Bryant Hans Ali Hassan Marshall Mathers Dante Jones Loser All Inn Alexander Iii Casey Ryback John Schulz Joel Angelini Tyler Mayfield Aleksander Emelianenko Bosco o Neill James William Mike Tyson Method Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) TKO (Cut) Submission (Triangle Choke) Decision (Unanimous) Decision (Unanimous) TKO (Cut) TKO (Strikes) Round 3 3 3 3 2 3 3 3 3 1 Time 05:00 05:00 05:00 05:00 03:19 04:46 05:00 05:00 03:36 00:05

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