BECAUSE: YOU NAME YOUR DOGS, CATS, MICE, TOOTHBRUSH AFTER YOUR FAVORITE KPOP STA R.

I HAVE A PET COCKROACH NAMED: YUNHO; I NAMED MY CREST TOOTHBRUSH AFTER SE7EN. BECAUSE: YOU SPEND ALL YOUR ALLOWANCES AND SAVINGS JUST TO BUY YOUR FAVORITE GRO UP OR ARTISTS SOMETHING NICE. I AM SAVING UP TO BUY DAESUNG SOME LA MER PRODUCTS SO HE CAN HAVE CLEAR SKIN. I REALLY LOVE DAESUNG. *AHHHH FANGIRL SQUEAL* BECAUSE: YOU WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE GLOBE JUST TO SEE THEM PERF. BIG BANG AND JA PAN HERE I COME. BECAUSE: YOU BASH ON OTHERS WHO SAY YOUR FAV. ARTISTS CAN'T SING. BECAUSE: YOU GET BASHED BY OTHERS WHEN YOU SAY THAT ARTIST CAN'T SING. BECAUSE: YOU BUY THEIR ALBUM REGARDLESS. EVEN IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND A THING. EVEN IF IT SUCKS. BECAUSE: YOU DON'T CARE IF THEY LIPSYNC BECAUSE: YOU THINK THEIR FLAWS ARE NOT REALLY FLAWS BUT SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" BECAUSE: YOU START TO LIKE TANGERINES BECAUSE YOUR FAVORITE KPOP SINGER LIKES TA NGERINE. EVEN IF IN REALITY YOU REALLY HATE IT. BECAUSE: YOU WILL PERSONALLY CALL THE AJUSHI WHO YELLED AT YOUR "STAR" AND GIVE HIM A PIECE OF YOUR MIND. BECAUSE: YOU LEAVE HATE COMMENTS ON SOMEONE'S BLOG BECAUSE THEY WERE ON THE SAME STAGE AS YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. BECAUSE: YOU COMMIT SUICIDE.... OR THINK ABOUT COMMITTING SUICIDED BECAUSE OF TH E COMMENTS. BECAUSE: YOU DYE YOUR HAIR AND LOSE WEIGHT BECAUSE YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST LIKES DY ED HAIR AND SKINNY ANOREXIC GIRLS BECAUSE: YOU DREAM ABOUT MARRYING THEM. BECAUSE: YOU EVEN HAVE YOUR WEDDING DRESS AND HONEYMOON LOCALE PICKED OUT. BECAUSE: YOU WRITE FANFICS ABOUT YOURSELF AND YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS ( I LOVE FF BTW) BECAUSE: YOU BUY EVERYTHING THAT HAS YOUR FAVORITE BOY BAND OR SINGERS ON IT. BECAUSE: YOU CREATE THREADS LIKE "51 REASONS WHY WONDERBANG ARE MEANT TO BE" BECAUSE: YOU GET PISSED AND MAD IF ANOTHER GIRL GROUP IN KOREA IS COLLABORATING WITH YOUR FAV. SINGERS BECAUSE: YOU PARDON THEIR "ANGELIC" VOICES AND SAY THAT THE ARTIST JUST HAS A UN IQUE VOICE. BECAUSE: YOU GET J E A L O U S (ESPECIALLY IF ANOTHER GIRL IS DANCING WITH YOUR FAVORITE SINGER. OR EVEN STANDING NEXT TO THEM) BECAUSE: YOU CALL THE FEMALE BACK-UP DANCERS S**** FOR THE APPARENT REASON OF "T HOSE GIRLS ARE S****" WHICH REALLY IS NOT EVEN A REASON TO BEGIN WITH. BECAUSE: YOU FIGHT WITH OTHER SOOMPIERS IN SUPPORT OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST

BECAUSE: YOU SPEND COLLECTIVELY OVER TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON GIFTS FOR Y OUR ARTIST. BECAUSE: YOU WAIT IN THE COLD, RAIN, AND HEAT JUST TO TAKE A GLIMPSE AT YOUR FAV . ARTIST. BECAUSE: YOU SEE YOURSELF WITH THEM FOR ETERNITY. BECAUSE: YOU GET JEALOUS OVER OBJECTS BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN TOUCHED BY YOUR FAVORI TE ARTIST OR BOY BAND BECAUSE: YOU SPEND HOMEWORK TIME MAKING POSTERS FOR YOUR ARTIST'S UPCOMING CONCE RT BECAUSE: YOU BUY THE SAME BRANDS THAT YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS WEAR. BECAUSE: YOU SIT THROUGH 2 HOURS OF PAIN AND TORTURE BECAUSE ALL OF THE MEMBERS OF YOUR FAVORITE GROUPS ARE IN A MOVIE TOGETHER BECAUSE: YOU SUPPORT THE 100 LONG EPISODES OF ACTING IN A DRAMA BY YOUR FAV. IDO L BECAUSE: YOU WRITE SONGS AND POEMS DEDICATING IT TO YOU FAVORITE ARTIST. BECAUSE: YOU SPEND YOUR YOUTH IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER WATCHING MUSIC VIDEOS BECAUSE: YOU PLAN ON NAMING YOUR FIRSTBORN AFTER THE BAND. I THINK MY FIRSTBORN WILL BE NAMED BIG BANG' OR BETTER YET: F.T. ISLAND BECAUSE: YOU WILL PUSH THAT OTHER GIRL OUT OF YOUR WAY JUST SO YOU CAN TOUCH THE HEAVENLY HANDS OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. BECAUSE: YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE COUNTRY JUST SO YOU CAN ATT END ALL THE CONCERT DATES FOR THEIR TOURS BECAUSE: YOU BLAME THEIR INCONSISTENCIES AND MISTAKES ON THE MICS OR THE SOUND E FFECTS BECAUSE: YOU NEED AN OXYGEN TANK JUST TO FINISH THE DRAMA BECAUSE THEIR SO HOT. (SE7EN HAD ME GOING THROUGH 4 TANKS BEFORE I COULD HAVE GOTTEN OVER HIS HOTNESS) BECAUSE: YOU LOSE YOUR VOCAL CORDS SCREAMING FOR THEM BECAUSE: YOU ARE WILLING TO FLY OVER TO KOREA AND ENROLL IN THE SAME UNIVERSITY AS THEM BECAUSE: YOU ARE WILLING TO MAJOR IN SINGING AND ACTING EVEN IF YOU CAN'T SING O R ACT BECAUSE: YOU ARE WILLING TO SKIP PROM AND GO SEE THEM IN CONCERT (NO PROM FOR ME THIS YEAR. HB 2008 BABY) BECAUSE: YOU ARE WILLING TO DUMP YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR T.O.P (I NEED A GOOD EXCUSE TO DUMP JIM NOW.... SOMEONE HELP ME) BECAUSE: YOU SPEND 1 HOUR RANTING ON A THREAD ABOUT WHY YOUR FAV. ARTIST SHOULD HAVE WON THAT AWARD INSTEAD.

BECAUSE: YOU BASH OTHERS BECAUSE THEY RANT ABOUT WHY THEIR ARTISTS DIDN'T WIN. BECAUSE: YOU ARE WILLING TO TRADE IN YOUR FAMILY MEMBER FOR A CONCERT TICKET (MY BROTHER IS ON TRADE.... I WANT A BIG BANG JAPAN CONCERT TICKET. BECAUSE: YOU FEEL BAD AND GET DEPRESSED WHEN YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST IS FEELING BAD OR DEPRESSED. BECAUSE: YOU SAVE EVERY CLIPPINGS AND NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT THEM EVEN IF THAT MEAN S YOUR ROOM IS LOST AMIDST A SEA OF POSTERS. BECAUSE: YOU BUY EVERYTHING. I MEAN EVERYTHING THAT YOUR FAV. ARTIST LIKES OR EN DORSE OR ETC. BECAUSE: YOU SAVE YOUR PAYCHECK FOR THOSE OVERPRICED CONCERT DVDS AND POSTERS. ( THANK GOD FOR BIRTHDAYS AND CHRISTMAS HUH?) BECAUSE: YOU HAVE THEIR POSTERS ON YOUR CEILING SO YOU CAN DREAM ABOUT THEM EVEN AT NIGHT. (BI AND SE7EN ARE LOOKING GOOD ON MY CEILING) BECAUSE: YOU HAVE PILLOWS AND BLANKETS WITH THEIR FACES ON IT. BECAUSE: YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT SCHOOL OR STUDYING. IT'S ALL ABOUT STAYING UP LATE AND WATCHING YOUR FAV. ARTIST AT THE MKMF BECAUSE: CHERISH THEIR SIGNATURES. EVEN IF IT IS UGLY AND ILLEGIBLE BECAUSE: YOU WILL GO ON STRIKE JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN ONLY EXCEPT "13" BECAUSE: YOU WILL MAKE YOURSELF LEARN ALL THE DANCE STEPS EVEN IF YOU HAVE TWO P ERMANENT LEFT TOES. BECAUSE: YOU MAKE PUMPKIN SOUP. (SUMGMIN I LOVE YOU) BECAUSE: YOU STEAL THEIR POSTERS AT SM AUDITIONS. BECAUSE: YOU STALK THEM. BECAUSE: YOU GO TO THE SAME RESTAURANT BECAUSE: YOU LEARN KOREAN JUST SO YOU CAN SAY "WILL YOU MARRY ME" BECAUSE: YOU ARE WILLING TO RUN IN HEELS JUST TO CATCH UP TO THEIR BUS (HINT: MAKE SURE THE HEELS ARE 2 INCHES OR LESS~ ANYTHING HIGHER THEN 2 INCHES WILL MAK E YOU HANDICAP..... TRUST ME I KNOW) BECAUSE: YOU TRIED TO POISON YOUR FAV. BAND'S RIVALS IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. BECAUSE: YOU WAIT OUTSIDE THEIR HOSTEL HOPING TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THEIR MORNING FACES. BECAUSE: YOU WILL BE ALRIGHT WITH EVERYTHING THEY DO. EVEN IF IT'S WRONG. BECAUSE: YOU SUPPORT AND LOVE THEM SO MUCH YOU ARE WILLING TO LOSE YOUR SOCIAL L IFE BECAUSE: JUST SEEING THEM MAKES YOU HAPPY BECAUSE: YOU WILL SERIOUSLY FIND THE "S****" THAT COSTARRED WITH THEM IN THE MV AND KILL HER.

BECAUSE: YOU WANT THEIR BABIES BECAUSE: YOU WON'T EVEN WASH THE HANDS THAT THEY TOUCHED. ( I HAVEN'T WASHED MY HAIR SINCE HB 2007..... BIG BANG RAN PAST ME... KNOCKING MY HEAD SIDEWAYS. OMG T HAT WAS THE PAST MOMENT OF MY ON EXISTENCE) BECAUSE: YOU WOULDN'T MIND HAVING THEM RAPE YOU BECAUSE: YOU ARE ONLY SATISFIED IF THEY HAVE COLLABORATIONS WITH ONLY MALE GROUP S AND SINGERS BECAUSE: YOU WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THEM BECAUSE: YOU WANT THE TISSUE THAT THEY WIPED THEIR SNOT ON BECAUSE: YOU SNIFF THEIR PILLOWS FROM THEIR HOTEL ROOM AFTER THEY HAVE LEFT. OBV IOUSLY BEFORE THE MAIDS COME THOUGH. BECAUSE: YOU WILL FIGHT WITH YOUR BESTFRIEND OVER WHICH MEMBER YOU WILL GET. BECAUSE: YOU GET GLARES FROM GIRLS WHO WANT TO BE IN YOUR POSITION. BECAUSE: YOU BASH GIRL GROUPS FOR THEIR PERFORMANCE EVEN WHEN IN TRUTH THE BOYS REALLY PUT NO EFFORT INTO THE PERF IN THE FIRST PLACE. BECAUSE: YOU VOLUNTEER TO DO BEACH CLEAN-UP IN THE NAME OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. BECAUSE: YOU DIG UP PICS OF YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST FAMILY MEMBERS. BECAUSE: YOU START WWIII WITH ANOTHER THREAD BECAUSE YOUR GROUP LOOKS BETTER WIT H ANOTHER GROUP. BECAUSE: YOU PHOTOSHOP YOUR FACE AND YOUR FAV. ARTIST'S FACE JUST TO SEE WHAT YO UR KIDS WILL LOOK LIKE BECAUSE: YOU ARE TOO POSSESSIVE OVER DBSK, SUJU, BIG BANG AND ETC. ( HANDS OFF, DAESUNG IS MINE) BECAUSE: YOU ARE TOO OBSESSED. BECAUSE: YOU WRITE TO THEM EVERYDAY. ( I HOPE F.T. ISLAND GETS MY LETTERS) BECAUSE: YOU LIKE THEM FOR THEIR LOOKS. HEY THEY LOOK CUTE SO THE MUSIC WILL BE CUTE TOO. BECAUSE: YOU LIVE FOR THEM. WITHOUT THEM YOU WOULD DIE. BECAUSE: YOU PLAN ON GETTING THEM RIDICULOUSLY EXPENSIVE ANNIVERSARY GIFTS ( IS A PLANE TOO MUCH FOR BIG BANG?) BECAUSE: YOU KNOW ALL THERE IS TO KNOW ABOUT THEM BECAUSE: YOU REMEMBER THEIR BIRTHDAYS..... WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW YOUR OWN PAR ENTS. (SORRY MOM AND DAD) BECAUSE: YOU WILL CHOOSE THEM OVER CUTE AND ADORABLE BABIES ANY DAY. BECAUSE: YOU GET SENT TO THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE YOU FAINTED JUST LOOKING AT THEM

BECAUSE: YOU GET THEIR COSTAR'S CYWORLD BLOG CLOSED DOWN. BECAUSE: YOU SPAZZ OVER ALL MEETINGS WITH THEM BECAUSE: YOU JUMP IN JOY OVER YOUR SIMILARITIES WITH YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. BECAUSE: NOTHING WILL KEEP YOU AWAY FROM GETTING TO YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST. BECAUSE: YOU GET A TATTOO WITH THEIR FACES. (DAESUNG LOOKS CUTE ON MY BACK) BECAUSE: YOU MEMORIZED ALL THE SCHEDULES IN KOREA. BECAUSE: YOU HAVE ARCHIVED ALL OF THEIR PERFORMANCES AND PICTURES. BECAUSE: YOU KNOW WHO THEIR EXES ARE. BECAUSE: THERE ARE THREADS DEDICATED TO THEIR EXES' OR CURRENT SIGFICANT OTHER A ND THEIR FAMILIES BECAUSE: GIRL GROUP FANS FIGHT WITH EACH OTHER ON WHO IS MORE POPULAR AND WHO CA N SING LIVE. BECAUSE: YOU JUDGE AND HATE ON THEIR CHOICES OF BOYFRIENDS AND GIRLFRIENDS BECAUSE: YOU SECRETLY ARE SMILING INSIDE NOW THAT THEY BROKE IT OFF WITH THEIR G F'S OR BF'S (THEY WERE TOO GOOD FOR THEM ANYWAYS) BECAUSE: YOU WORSHIP THEM LIKE A NEW RELIGION. BECAUSE: YOU WILL TUNE IN TO THEIR RADIO BROADCASTING EVEN IF THE TIME ZONES ARE DIFFERENT BECAUSE: YOU STAYED UP EVERYDAY AND WATCHED THE AWARD FESTIVALS (GOOD MEMORIES M AN) BECAUSE: YOU STAYED AWAKE FOR 24 HOURS JUST TO FINISH THEIR DRAMA (BI AND FULLHO USE.... GOOD TIMES MAN) BECAUSE: YOU WANT TO LIVE IN KOREA JUST SO YOU CAN SEE THEM EVERYDAY BECAUSE: YOU ARE WILLING TO BUY TICKETS THAT ARE SOLD AT THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS AB OVE THE ORIGINAL VALUE JUST SO YOU CAN SEE THEM IN CONCERT. BECAUSE: YOU ARE WILLING TO VOTE FOR THEM AND CREATE THOUSANDS OF ACCOUNTS ON MN ET SO THEY CAN WIN THE AWARD BECAUSE: YOU WOULD TAKE A BULLET WOUND FOR THEM BECAUSE: YOU CAN ENDURE THE COLD AND RAIN WHILE WAITING FOR THEM TO FINISH THEIR DINNER BECAUSE: YOU WILL MAKE THEM COOKIES AND THINK THAT THEY WILL EAT IT. BECAUSE: YOU ARE JUST SO IN LOVE WITH THEM. BECAUSE: YOU WILL GET OFFENDED BY THIS THREAD. BECAUSE: I WILL BE STONED AFTER THIS BY OBSESSIVE FANS. R.I.P. DESIDERATA.