Our extensive dictionary of slang consists of terms and expressions that are considered offensive, vituperative and insulting.

abigail noun A middle-aged homosexual man who is in the closet. airhead noun A silly, vacuous, unintelligent person. a.k. noun Acronym of "Ass-kisser." anal buccaneer noun A pejorative term for an actively gay male. anal intruder noun A male who engages in anal copulation with another male as the penetrating partner; a homosexual sodomite. anal invader noun A male who engages in anal copulation with another male as the penetrating partner; a homosexual sodomite. ass / arse noun 1. A vain, self-important, silly, or aggressively stupid person. 2. A dull, heavy, stupid fellow; a dolt. 3. The buttocks. ass assassin noun A promiscuous sodomite. ass bandit / arse bandit noun A homosexual sodomite. assbreath noun 1. A contemptible, detestable person. 2. An ass-kisser. 3. Someone with really bad breath. assclown noun A homosexual.

assfucker noun A male who engages in anal copulation as the penetrating partner. asshole / arsehole noun 1. A contemptible, detestable person. 2. A despicable place. ["Belfast is the asshole of the universe."] 3. An anus. ass-kisser noun Someone who seeks favor with an obsequious manner. assmaster noun A sodomite. ass nibbler noun An insignificant person who tries to win friends by clumsy flattery. ass-peddler noun A pimp or prostitute. assrag noun A contemptible, worthless person. (Someone who votes Republican) asshat noun An idiot; someone who wears his/her ass as a hat. [A contraction of 'ass' and 'hat'.] asswipe / arsewipe noun A contemptible, detestable person. auntie / aunt noun An older gay man. banjaxed adjective Broken beyond all repair: fucked-up. [Irish Slang] barking head noun A pundit or commentator whose comments are abrasive, aggressive, and biased. basket case noun One that is in a completely hopeless or useless condition. bastard noun A person who is held to be mean or disagreeable. batty man / batty boy noun 1. A homosexual. 2. A crazy person.

bean flicker noun A lesbian. [Masturbation by stimulating the clitoris.] biddy noun A woman, especially a garrulous old one. bimbo noun 1. A young woman indulged by rich and powerful older men. 2. A woman regarded as vacuous or as having an exaggerated interest in her sexual appeal. 3. A vacuous person. birdbrain noun A stupid person; a nitwit. bitch / biatch / bint noun 1. A woman considered to be spiteful or overbearing. 2. A lewd woman. 3. A man considered to be weak or contemptible. bitch, bitching, bitched, bitches intransitive verb To complain. blandiose adjective A person or thing that has pretensions to grandeur, but is actually bland. blow verb 1. To be of poor quality, displeasing. 2. To go away; depart. 3. To perform fellatio on. blows transitive verb bog standard adjective Boring, normal; nothing exciting or different. bollocks noun 1. Worthless or nonsensical matter; rubbish. 2. An untrue statement; a lie. 3. The testicles. bollocks verb Make a mess of, destroy or ruin.

bonehead noun A stupid person; a dunce.

bonk verb To fornicate. boob noun A fool. boobs noun plural Breasts. bozo noun A dunce; a fool. brownnoser noun Someone who seeks favor with an obsequious manner; an ass-kisser. bubblehead noun An idiot. bug off / bugger off verb To leave someone alone; go away. bum boy noun A young gay male. bum deal adjective To be cheated or have bad luck. ["He got a bum deal."] bumblefuck noun 1. A location inconveniently far away. 2. A general derogative term applied to a person. bunny-boiler noun An obsessive, mentally unstable woman; a stalker. [From the scene in the movie "Fatal Attraction" where Glenn Close boils the pet rabbit of the man she is stalking.] butt munch noun An asshole, jerk. butt pirate noun A sodomite. cack noun 1. Shit. 2. Nonsense. 3. Lies.

candy-ass noun A sissy; a wimp. carpet muncher noun A lesbian. chickenshit noun 1. Contemptibly petty, insignificant nonsense. 2. Contemptibly unimportant; petty. 3. A coward. chicken choker noun A detestable person. chowderhead noun A person regarded as stupid; a dolt. chump noun Someone who is displeasing; stupid. circle-jerk verb A group of gay men sitting in a circle and masturbating each other. clue stick noun A metaphorical stick used to beat a clue into an ignorant or stupid person. ["Someone should hit you with the clue stick!"] clusterfuck noun An unorganized mess, something that will be difficult to organize again. cock breath noun One whose breath smells of cock. cockholster noun A pejorative term for a sexually promiscuous woman. cock jockey noun 1. A promiscuous gay male. 2. A promiscuous woman. cocksucker noun A mean or despicable person. cockweasel noun 1. An annoying person. 2. A promiscuous woman.

content-free noun Lacking in substance. Usually applied to applied to someone or thing (such as a website) that is stylish, but otherwise vacuous. cum bubble noun A worthless person. cum dumpster noun A promiscuous woman; or someone to fuck and then forget. cum guzzler noun A worthless person. confuckled adjective Confused; fucked-up. [Contraction of "confused" and "fucked."] cunt noun 1. A pussy; vagina. 2. A despicable, ruthless person: usually referring to a male. cuntfuck noun A detestable person. cunt sucker noun A derogatory term for a lesbian. crack snaker noun A derogatory term for a lesbian. crap noun 1. Shit. 2. Falsehoods and lies. crapped, crapping, craps intransitive verb creep noun An annoyingly unpleasant or repulsive person. crock noun A collection of lies. [Abbreviation of "crock of shit."] crud noun 1. A coating or an incrustation of filth or refuse. 2. Something loathsome, despicable, or worthless. 3. One who is contemptible or disgusting. 4. A disease or ailment, imaginary or real, especially one affecting the skin.

crud bucket noun Someone who is said to be full of crud; implying that they are full of nothing good, full of foulness and filth; someone contemptible or disgusting. crummy adjective Inadequate or displeasing. cyberwhore / cyberho noun Someone who engages in imaginary sex using a computer screen and text with another person in a different location via the Internet. darwin verb To fail due to weakness. deadass noun A dull, lifeless, boring person. deadbeat noun A poor or homeless person. deadhead noun A stupid, lifeless, boring person. dementoid noun A mentally unstable person. [A contraction of "demented" and "schizoid."] dick noun A penis. dickbrained noun A stupid person. dickface noun 1. A dislikable person; someone who does something stupid or distasteful. 2. An awkward or unattractive looking person. dickfeatures noun 1. A dislikeable person; someone who does something stupid or distasteful. 2. An awkward or unattractive looking person. dickhead noun An idiot; a silly person. dick licker noun A contemptible person.

dicklips noun A cocksucker. dick munch noun A cocksucker. dicksmack noun A moron. dickwad noun A contemptible, detestable person. dickweasel noun An annoying person. dingbat noun A crazy or eccentric person. dipshit noun A foolish or contemptible person. dipstick noun A foolish or contemptible person. ding-dong noun An empty-headed person; a fool. ding-a-ling noun A scatterbrained or eccentric person. dingleberry noun 1. An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person. 2. A contemptible person. 3. Fecal remnants attached to anal hairs. dingus noun A person regarded as stupid. dippy adjective Not sensible; foolish. dirtbag noun A filthy or vile person. diss verb To disrespect, ridicule, insult.

dittoheads noun People who mindlessly agree with another's opinions. (Originally used to describe Rush Limbaugh fans.) dizzy bint noun A silly, bitchy woman. dizzy queen noun A giddy and flamboyant gay male. divvy noun An idiot. do the technicolor yawn phrasal verb To vomit. dog noun A person regarded as unattractive or uninteresting. doofus / dufus noun An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person. dook verb To defecate. doolally adjective Mad, crazy, insane. donkey noun An exceptionally ugly girl. [Common usage in Midwest USA.] donkey show adjective A bizarre, freakish spectacle. [An alley side show in Mexico where people pay to watch a woman get fucked by a donkey.] dopehead noun 1. A pot-smoker. 2. A stupid, inept, or foolish person. dork noun A stupid, inept, or foolish person. dorkiness noun dorky adjective douche-bag noun 1. An intolerably stupid person. 2. A despicable, dirty or sleazy person. ["He's a real Douche Bag."]

double-bagger noun An ugly woman. So called because two bags would be needed to avoid having to see her during sex. One to cover her head, and one to cover one's own should her bag accidentally come off. double Dutch adjective Nonsense or incomprehensible talk. double-wide noun A double-wide trailer home. A term for poor white trash with social aspirations above their actual status. drag queen noun A gay man who dresses-up as a woman. drama queen noun Someone who makes a drama out of something relatively minor. drip noun A tiresome or annoying person. d-s-l noun Acronym of 'Dick Sucking Lips'. dumbass noun A person regarded as stupid. dumbo noun A person regarded as stupid. dumbfuck noun A stupid person. dumbnuts noun An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person. dumbshit noun A person who says or does stupidly mean things. durge noun An obnoxious, annoying person. dweeb noun A person regarded as socially inept or foolish, often on account of being overly studious.

e- prefix An abbreviation of "electronic." [Used in the derogative to personality types online: an eshank; e-bitch, etc.] eejit noun An idiot, a fool. [Irish slang] ellen noun A lesbian. e-shank noun A sexually unattractive woman with loose morals; usually thin, small-breasted and not good-looking who flirts online because she can't get a date offline. eye candy adjective Something that is pretty to look at but is otherwise meaningless. fag / faggot / faggit noun A gay male. fag hag noun A heterosexual woman who socializes extensively with gay men. faglame verb A weak attempt to flame someone on a message board, usually by calling your opponent gay. fag-lamer / fag-flamer noun A flamer who faglames. fank you noun A derogative expression of ingratitude. [A contraction of 'thank you' and 'fuck you.'] fart knocker noun An annoying or foolish person. fatass / fat-ass noun A fat person. fathead noun A stupid person. fatso noun A fat person.

feck noun A euphemism for "fuck." [Irish slang.] fecker noun An annoying person. [Irish slang] felcher noun Someone who sucks semen out of an anus. felch verb ffs! exclamation Acronym of "For Fuck's Sake!" [Used mostly in Internet chat rooms.] fink noun A contemptible person. flake noun A silly, incompetent or eccentric person. flame noun An insulting post on a message board. flamer noun 1. Someone who flames. 2. A male homosexual. flaming transitive verb The art of securing one-upsmanship on an Internet message board through the superior use of insulting criticism or remarks, humor, debate, psychology, literary devices, or other techniques. flatline noun Someone so stupid as to be brain-dead. flip the bird intransitive verb To gesture by raising a clenched fist with the second finger extended; to give the finger. floozy / floozie noun A prostitute who attracts customers by walking the streets. foobed adjective Something that is fucked up. fook noun A euphemism for "fuck." [Mostly used in Internet chat rooms.]

for fuck's sake! exclamation An exclamation of annoyance. floundation noun An organization run by floundering fools. fu phrasal verb Acronym of "Fuck You!" [Used mostly in Internet chat rooms.] fubar adjective Confused; disorganized. [Acronym of "Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition."] fuck noun: 1. An act of sexual intercourse. 2. A partner in sexual intercourse. 3. A despised person. 4. Used as an intensive: What the fuck do you want? fuck intransitive verb 1. To engage in sexual intercourse. 2. To act wastefully or foolishly. 3. To interfere; meddle. fuck verb transitive 1. To have sexual intercourse with. 2. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize. 3. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. fuck interjection / an exclamation Used to express extreme displeasure. fuck-all squared adjective Absolutely nothing. [Irish slang] fucked up phrasal verb 1. To be in confused or disorderly state. ["He was fucked-up."] 2. To make a mistake. ["I really fucked-up there!"] fucker noun A contemptible person. fuckface noun Ugly-looking and/or stupid-looking. fuckhead noun A person regarded as inept, foolish, or contemptible. fuckle-bitch noun A stupid bitch.

fucknut noun A person regarded as eccentric or irrational. [A contraction of "Fucking Nutcase."] fuck off phrasal verb Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal. fuck over phrasal verb To treat unfairly; take advantage of. fucktard noun A person regarded as stupid, foolish or socially inept. [A contraction of "Fucking Retard."] fuck up phrasal verb To make a mistake; bungle something. fuck-up noun An incompetent, unsuccessful person; a failure. ["He's a total fuck-up."] fuckwit noun A stupid or inept person. fuck you phrasal verb A rebuke; an expression of anger, dismissal or defiance. fudge-packer noun Someone who engages in anal sex; usually applied to a gay man. fugly adjective Extremely unattractive. [A contraction of "Fucking Ugly."] fraudience noun A group of overly enthusiastic spectators placed there to cheerlead the performer. frap verbal phrase Frenzied activity which accomplishes nothing. [Acronym of "Frenetic Random Activity Period"] fruit flies noun plural Heterosexual women who socialize extensively with gay men. garnish noun An unlikable friend of a friend whose company you tolerate to please your friend. gaydar noun The ability to detect homosexuality in another.

geek noun 1. A person regarded as foolish, inept, or clumsy. 2. A person who is good in scientific or technical pursuits but is socially inept. 3. A carnival performer whose show consists of bizarre acts. geezer noun An old person, especially an eccentric old man. gimp noun An idiotic, incompetent, useless person; someone who is lame. gimpette noun A female gimp. gimpzoid noun An idiotic, incompetent, mentally unstable person. [A contraction of "Gimp" and "Schizoid."] gimpzoidal adjective git noun An idiot or contemptible person. glamour glommers noun Fickle followers of fashion. gobshite noun Someone who talks nonsense. [Irish slang] gombeen noun An awkward, unsophisticated person; an uncultured person from a rural area. [Irish slang] goof or goofball noun A mildly offensive word meaning a funny or silly person. goon noun A stupid or oafish person. groupie noun Someone who sleeps with a famous person, simply because of the fame. grubby adjective Dirty; unwashed; messy. grungy adjective Dirty; unwashed; messy.

high-maintenance adjective Someone who is needy or greedy in a relationship. half-wit noun A person of subnormal intelligence. headcase noun A crazy or eccentric person. hellatious adjective Terrible. hissy-fit adjective A childish tantrum thrown by an adult. hellatious adjective Terrible. hockey whore noun A sluttish groupie. A girl who goes to hockey games hoping to get a date with the players. hoebag noun A person who has sex frequently with many different partners. hoochie noun A promiscuous female, prostitute. hoser noun A clumsy, boorish person, especially an uncouth, beer-drinking man. hung like a tic tac phrase To have a very small penis. iffy adjective Unsound, incorrect, improbable, suspicious. in bits adjective Mentally confused or anguished. in deep shit phrase In big trouble. jabroni noun An idiot; a big-time loser.

jackoff / jerkoff / jagoff / jaggoff noun 1. A person who masturbates. 2. A detestable person. jackshit adjective To know nothing. ["He knows jackshit about it!"] jackshitter verb Someone who talks about a subject of which they possess little or no knowledge. jit bag noun A scumbag. jizzmopper noun Someone who has a menial job. [A person employed in a strip club who has to clean-up the semen from the private booths.] jobber-jabber noun A gay male. [Scottish slang] klutz noun A clumsy person. knob / nob noun 1. A penis. 2. An idiot; an objectionable person. knobgoblin / nobgoblin noun 1. A prolific sucker of cock; usually applied to a gay male. 2. An jerk; an objectionable person. knobhead / nobhead noun An idiot; a contemptible person. knucklehead noun A stupid person; a blockhead. kooky adjective Strange; out of the ordinary; weird. kostabies adjective Art and artist groupies. lamer noun A person regarded as lame in a particular endeavor. [Used mostly among Internet flamers, gamers and hackers.]

lamerz noun plural lcd noun One who reduces the conversation to the lowest level of interest for everyone. [Abbreviation of "least common denominator".] linkslut noun A webmaster who will link to any site, or ask anyone for a link. linkwhore noun A webmaster who will link to any site, or ask anyone for a link. lipstick lesbian noun An effeminate lesbian. lmc phrase Acronym of "Lick my clit." lob noun A clumsy dull person; a lout. loopy adjective 1. Unstable or crazy. 2. Strange, as if sedated or otherwise on drugs. ("That shit was making me feel loopy.") lot lizard noun A prostitute who visits truck-stop parking lots searching for customers. low-bandwidth adjective A person of limited conversational ability or who lacks substance. lug noun A clumsy fool; a blockhead. lunkhead noun A stupid person; a dolt. minger / minga noun An exceptionally unattractive-looking person. minging adjective mings adjective mo fo noun Abbreviation of "motherfucker" but not used as a derogative. mondo bizarro adjective Extremely strange; weird.

mong / monger noun 1. An imbecile. [Abbreviation for someone with Down Syndrome, Mongoloid.] 2. A peddler; usually someone who deals in something undesirable: a scandalmonger; a warmonger; an insultmonger. monkey noun A person who is mocked, duped, or made to appear a fool. ["They made a monkey out of him."] mork noun An annoying idiot. [Contraction of 'moron' and 'dork.'] motherfucker noun Something regarded as thoroughly unpleasant, frustrating, or despicable. mumbo jumbo noun Nonsense or something one doesn't understand. muppet noun A fool; someone who is easily controlled by another. naff adjective Tacky, tasteless or asinine. nerd noun An intelligent, studious, obsessive and socially inept person. net-dead noun Someone who changed identities or left the Internet after experiencing disgrace. net-head noun A person obsessed with using the Internet. newbie noun A mildly derogative term for an inexperienced user, especially one who is ignorant of netiquette and other online proprieties. nice play, Shakespeare! interjection Ironic or sarcastic exclamation meaning, "That was really stupid." nimrod noun A silly, foolish, or stupid person. no shit, Sherlock! interjection Exclamation of surprise; usually ironic or sarcastic.

npva phrase Someone useful only for sex. [Abbreviation of "No Practical Vertical Application".] numbskull / numskull noun A person regarded as silly, foolish, or stupid. nunya A contraction of "None of your business." nut noun A crazy or eccentric person. nut verb To ejaculate. nuts noun plural Testicles. nuts adjective Crazy; insane. nutcase noun A crazy or eccentric person. oinker noun A fat person. oogy adjective Disgusting. open a can of whoop-ass verbal phrase To beat someone up. ["If he says that again, I'm going to open a can of whoop ass on him."] own transitive verb To defeat someone severely in a verbal argument or in a competition. ["I own you!"] owned verb Someone who was severely defeated in a verbal argument by an opponent. ownage verb The state of being owned. [Common usage among flamers and gamers.] palooka noun A stupid or clumsy person. pansy noun A male who is considered to be effeminate.

pantywaist noun A male who is considered weak or effeminate. patsy noun A person easily taken advantage of, cheated, blamed, or ridiculed. peckerhead noun A stupid person; a dolt. phrasemonger noun A person who uses phrases or quotes that belong to other people. pig noun 1. A member of the social or political establishment, especially one holding sexist or racist views. 2. A police officer. pillow-biter noun Someone who engages in anal sex as the receiver; usually applied to a passive gay man. pinhead noun An idiot. pipsqueak noun An insignificant person. pissant / piss ant noun An insignificant, worthless person. pisser noun One that is extremely disagreeable. piss off exclamation British and Irish equivilant to "Fuck off!" p.i.t.a or pita phrase Acronym for "Pain In The Ass." pleb noun An inferior, insignificant or common person. [Abbreviation of "Plebeian."] plonker noun 1. A penis. 2. Fool, idiot, a despicable person.

polesmoker noun Someone who sucks cock; usually applied to a gay man. poontang noun Used as a disparaging term for a woman; vulgarism for vagina. porker noun A fat person. poser noun 1. A show-off. 2. Someone who pretends to be something they are not to gain acceptance or kudos. postal verb To go crazy; berserk. [From disgruntled US postal workers who go to work with guns and kill their co-workers.] prat noun An obnoxious or stupidly annoying person. prick noun A person regarded as highly unpleasant, especially a male. puke verb To vomit; usually from disgust. ["Your picture made me puke."] punk noun A hoodlum. punk-ass noun A vain, self-important, silly, rebellious person. puppet noun Someone who is controlled by another. pussy noun 1. The vagina. 2. A man regarded as weak, timid, or unmanly. pussy-whipped adjective A man who is obedient to his female partner. putz noun 1. A fool. 2. A penis.

queen noun An effeminate gay man. queen-of-diamonds noun A woman who sleeps with an older man for money or influence. quimby noun A bumbling buffoon. [From the illiterate, incompetent, pot-smoking Mayor Quimby in The Simpsons.] rasterbator noun An Internet/computer addict. retard noun 1. Used as a disparaging term for a mentally retarded person. 2. A person considered to be foolish or socially inept. rectal ranger noun A man who practices anal sex; usually with other men. rectal-rooter noun A man who practices anal sex; usually with other men. root noun Sexual intercourse. [Australian slang] rough adjective Someone who is unrefined in manner or appearance; coarse. ["She looks a bit rough."] rug-eater noun A lesbian. rump ranger noun A man who practices anal sex; usually with other men. saddo noun 1. A pervert. 2. A miserable, pathetic person; a loser. sad sack noun A miserable, pathetic person; a loser. sap or saphead noun A gullible person; a dupe. sausage jockey noun A male homosexual.

scab noun 1. A person regarded as contemptible. 2. a. A worker who refuses membership in a labor union. b. An employee who works while others are on strike; a strikebreaker. c. A person hired to replace a striking worker. scum or scumbag noun Someone regarded as despicable, sleazy or worthless. scuzzbucket noun A despicable, sleazy person. scuzzy adjective 1. Dirty; grimy. 2. Disreputable; sleazy. schlong noun The penis. schmuck or shmuck noun A clumsy or stupid person. screw you phrasal verb A rebuke; an expression of anger or annoyance. scrotal fuzz noun Dirty; grimy. scrubber noun A coarse and sexually amenable or promiscuous woman. shady noun Illegitimate; uncertain; seemingly bad. shambolic adjective Disorganized, mismanaged. shank noun A sexually unattractive woman with loose morals; usually thin, small-breasted and not good-looking. shanky adjective sheepshagger noun A rural person with no sex partners other than sheep.

shirtlifter noun A male homosexual. shit-faced adjective Very inebriated; usually leading to vomiting. shite noun Alternative spelling/pronunciation of "shit." shithead noun A person regarded as inept, foolish, or contemptible. shitlist noun A list of people one is angry with. shitkicker noun A coarse, unsophisticated person. shit magnet noun Someone who attracts troublesome people or misfortune. shit-stabber noun A male homosexual. shitstain noun A contemptible person of no value. shit stick noun A contemptible person of no value. sicko noun A pervert. slapper noun A coarse and sexually amenable or promiscuous woman. smb phrase Acronym of "Suck my balls." snert noun An obnoxious participant in a chat room conversation. son of a bitch noun A person regarded as thoroughly mean or disagreeable. space king noun A male who is inattentive or forgetful.

space queen noun A female who is inattentive or forgetful. spaz noun A person who is prone to hysterical outbursts with little provocation. spazzy adjective spunk bubble noun A worthless person. stepford noun Someone with an unthinking, conformist, and uncritical attitude. [From the movie, "The Stepford Wives."] stfu phrase Acronym of "Shut The Fuck Up." stinker noun 1. A contemptible person. 2. An awkward, difficult task. stumblebum noun 1. A person regarded as blundering or inept. 2. A punch-drunk or second-rate prizefighter. suck verb To be inadequate, displeasing, or of poor quality. sucker noun 1. A person easily taken advantage of, cheated, blamed, or ridiculed. 2. A person. Used as a generalized term of reference, often as an intensive: "He's a mean sucker." talking hairdo noun Someone (usually a television journalist) who is superficial, shallow and more concerned with appearance than the issues or substance of which they are speaking. 'tard noun Short for (mentally) retarded. tight-ass / tight-arse noun 1. A person who is overly tense or nervous. 2. A stingy person; a miser. 3. A person who is rigidly conventional, as in manners, opinions, and tastes. tight-assed, tight-arsed adjective

the mark noun A person regarded as weak and defenseless; an easy victim; a patsy. thunder-thighs adjective A person with fat legs; usually applied to women. toe-rag noun A contemptible, worthless person. tool noun 1. The penis. 2. A person used to carry out the designs of another; a dupe; a fool. tossbag / tosspot noun A detestable person. tosser noun 1. A person who masturbates (applies to males only). 2. A detestable person. touron noun A particularly clueless or annoying tourist [A contraction of "tourist" and "moron".] trailer trash noun A derogatory term for people who are poor; usually living in trailer homes. turd noun 1. A piece of excrement. 2. A contemptible person. turd burglar noun A homosexual sodomite. trauma queen noun A drama queen. turkey noun 1. A person considered inept or undesirable. 2. A failure, especially a failed theatrical production or movie. twat noun 1. The vulva. 2. A woman or girl. 3. A contemptible person. twerp / twirp noun A person regarded as insignificant and contemptible.

twit noun A foolishly annoying person. ugly as sin phrase Very ugly. unhinged adjective Insane, mentally unstable and unpredictable. up your bum! interjection A mild expression of anger, dismissal or defiance. up yours! interjection An expression of anger, dismissal or defiance. vidiot noun Someone whose knowledge is limited to what they see on TV. verbal diarrhea noun Incessant and aimless talk. wack / wacko noun A person regarded as eccentric or irrational. wanker noun 1. A person who masturbates. 2. A detestable person. wanksta noun Someone who pretends to be a gangster. wankstain noun Someone regarded as despicable, sleazy or worthless. wankware noun X-rated software. weirdo noun 1. A person regarded as being very strange or eccentric. 2. A deranged, potentially dangerous person. wigger noun A white person who acts like (or wants to be) a black person.

wimp noun A person who is regarded as weak or ineffectual. wimped, wimping intransitive verb windbag noun A talkative person who communicates nothing of substance or interest. window licker noun A mentally retarded person. wtf? interjection Acronym of "What the fuck?" wuss noun A person regarded as weak or timid and especially as unmanly. wussy adjective yahoo noun A weird person. yob / yobbo noun A rowdy, aggressive, or violent young man. [Boy spelled backward] zero noun A person regarded as being insignificant; a nonentity. zilch noun A person regarded as being insignificant; a nonentity. zit zapper noun A teenager with pimples.

Insult Yo mama Yo momma's so dumb when she saw under 17 not admitted sign she went home and got 16 friends. Yo momma's so poor each night she goes to KFC to lick other folks fingers. Yo momma's so old one of her pets was on on Noah's Ark. Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone. Yo momma's so dumb she passed by YMCA and said hey look they spelled MACYs wrong . Yo momma's so poor people rob her house for practice. Yo momma's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals. Yo momma's so poor she married young just to get the rice. Yo momma's so dumb she failed a survey. Yo momma's so dumb she fell up the stairs. Yo momma's so dumb she asked for a price check at the dollar store. Yo momma's so dumb she invented a silent car alarm . Yo momma's so dumb and poor that when I came over for dinner she read me recipes. Yo momma's so dumb at bottom of application where it says Sign Here she put Sagitarius. Yo momma's so dumb she got a part time job painting skittles. Yo momma's so dumb she put on her glasses to watch 20/20. Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells are on the endangered species list. Yo momma's so dumb her brain cells die ALONE. Yo momma's so dumb her breasts are square because she forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box. Yo momma's so dumb her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard. Yo momma's so dumb her latest invention was a glass hammer. Yo momma's so dumb her shoes say TGIF - toes go in front. Yo momma's so dumb I asked her do tricks for me and she wagged her tail. Yo momma's so dumb I don't even understand how stupid she is. Yo momma's so dumb I found her peaking over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. Yo momma's so dumb I put a Scratch N' Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Yo momma's so dumb I said give me a quarterback and she gave me Dan Marino. Yo momma's so dumb I said it was chilli outside and she ran in and got a bowl. Yo momma's so dumb I said lets go to the Superbowl and she ran and got a spoon. Yo momma's so dumb I saw her in

Stylemonger You are an egregiously depraved miscreant and a flaccid, coma-inducing wretched horror to all who encounter you. You are an abominably perverted ruffian and a masturbatory, mattress-soiling cause of suffering to your parents. You are a cruelly hideous imbecile and a frightful, toe-sucking putrid waste of flesh. You are an unconscionably bantering lout and a vapid, buttock-rimming cause of suffering to your parents. You are a devilishly repulsive neanderthal and a frightful, heart-sickening odious leachcovered blob of quivering slime. You are a cruelly grotesque parasite and a loathsome, simple-minded unspeakably offensive blackguard. You are an egregiously blabbering sycophant and a petty, cantankerously-caterwauling offense to all of good taste and decency. You are an unconscionably ill-mannered mauvais sujet and a vapid, dandruff-eating curse on society. You are a preposterously babbling neanderthal and a demented, coma-inducing member of a tribe of trifling truculent twits. You are a miserably inept trollop and a depraved, gossip-mongering paragon of pusillanimous puerility. You are a precociously dissolute malefactor and a putrid, dull-witted putrid waste of flesh. You are an irredeemably insufferable yokel and a feculent, halitosis-infested cause of suffering to your parents. You are a preposterously repulsive reprobate and a revolting, orgasm faking conglomerate of intellectual constipation. You are a conspicuously myopic idiot and a debauched, heart-sickening orgy of indecency. You are a wickedly cretinous delinquent and a ludicrous, maliciously malodorous assault on the ocular senses. You are a preposterously petty sneak and a depraved, chronically flatulent depravity of genetics. You are a frightfully foolish ruffian and a myopic, mattress-soiling scourge of decency. You are a woefully foolish idiot and a hopeless, sock-sucking offense to all of good taste and decency. You are an ineffably decadent reprobate and a catatonic, toe-sucking cacophonous catastrophe. You are an indescribably unseemly yokel and a flaccid, nostril-offending tasteless amalgam of dross, drivel and malarkey. You are a monstrously salacious lecher and a myopic, scruffy-looking conglomerate of intellectual constipation. You are a shockingly insufferable sycophant and a vacuous, bug-eyed pedantic peremptory pedagogue.

Quipmonger There are two requirements to be a smart ass, don't worry though, you got the second part down pat. Don't let your mind wander - it's too small to be let out on its own. I heard your parents took you to a dog show and you won. After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us. If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo! You look like you've been pulled backward through a knothole. Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly. Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? People say that you are the perfect idiot. I say that you are not perfect, but you are doing alright. Look, don't go to a mind reader; go to a palm reader; I know you've got a palm. I heard you spend your spare time chasing carriages and eating Alpo. I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter? You are a black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem. Sit down and give your mind a rest. They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none. You know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME Is that your nose or did you inhale a cantaloupe? All day I thought of you. I was at the zoo. You have the face of a saint. Saint Bernard, that is. We know that romance brings out the beast in you - the jackass. They say opposites attract. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured. You are so dishonest that I can't even be sure that what you tell me are lies! You are so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock! Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? You must have a very large brain, to hold so much ignorance. Whatever is eating you - must be suffering horribly. Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you? Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent. You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you'll do. They are selling lives at the mall. You should buy one. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority! You look like you've been pulled backward through a knothole. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.

Shakemonger A fool, a coward, one all of luxury, an ass, a madman. He is open to incontinency. Peace, ye fat guts. Scurvy, old, filthy, scurry lord. She is peevish, sullun, forward, proud, disobedient, stubborn, lacking duty. Why, thou full dish of fool. In swinish sleep their drenched natures lie. As loathsome as a toad. You Banbury cheese. Teeth hadst thou in thy head when thou wast born to signify thou came to bite the world. The common people swarm like summer flies. Silence that fellow, I would he had some casuse to prattle for himself. Degenerate and base art thou. Go thou and fill another room in hell. His wit's as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard. Bite him to death I prithee. A whitely wanton with a velvet brow, with two pitch balls stuck in her face for eyes. What's the matter you dissentious rogue that, rubbing the poor itch of your opinion, make yourselves scabs? Bless me, what a fry of fornication is at the door. Quotemonger f you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already? - Cynthia Heimel The male chromosome is an incomplete female chromosome. In other words the male is a walking abortion; aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples. - Valerie Solanos The old woman was not only ugly with the ugliness age brings us all but showed signs of formidable ugliness by birth - pickle-jar chin, mainsail ears and a nose like a trigonometry problem. What's more, she had the deep frown and snit wrinkles that come from a lifetime of bad character. - P.J. O'Rourke, Holidays in Hell You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses. - Pamela Hansford Johnson Curse the blasted, jelly-boned swines, the slimy, the bellywriggling invertebrates, the miserable soddingrotters, the flaming sods, the sniveling, dribbling, dithering, palsied, pulse-less lot that make up England today. They've got white of egg in their veins, and their spunk is that watery it's a marvel they can breed. - D. H. Lawrence, 1912 Germans are flummoxed by humor, the Swiss have no concept of fun, the Spanish think there is nothing at all ridiculous about eating dinner at midnight, and the Italians should never, ever have been let in on the invention of the motor car. - Bill Bryson In America, only the successful writer is important, in France all writers are important, in England no writer is important, and in Australia you have to explain what a writer is.

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Lying berfuckwit! Tell the truth, Bitch. Can you blame some other stupid fuck? Can you bullshit your way out of it, you freakish specimen of botched genetics? Can you counterclaim and force a standoff, you drooling spastic? Can you half-ass fix it, you perplexed pea-brained peon? Can you hide the problem, you colon-sniffing troglodyte? Can you claim diminished responsibility, fake a stroke, or plead for mercy? Sorry, you're fucked!. Do you need help with another problem? You unfunny clown in a glitter-sprinkled dunce cap! You're a clueless gimp, aren't you? See? You're too fucking clueless to see how clueless you are, you frontal lobe amputee. Will the problem go away if you ignore it, you clodhopping klunkerhead?