2 7 I N S I D E Bocce Blowout page 13 Mexican nature page 15 washed away page 3 Sheriff continued on page 4 T he similarities are hard to ignore. For starters, both Folly Beach Director of Public Safety Dennis Brown and fctional lawman Andy Taylor both speak with a down-home, southern twang. Like the popular television sherif, Brown doesnt carry a weapon while on duty. He actually hails from a small town Tomasville, North Carolina located about thirty minutes from where the fctitious town of Mayberry, North Carolina supposedly existed. He even has the whistling themed song of Te Andy Grifth Show as the ringtone on his cell phone. Even though Brown is the face of law and order for a community often referred to as Mayberry by the Beach, hell be the frst to tell you; hes no Andy Grifth peacemaker. To Brown, Folly Beach is more like Disneyland than Mayberry. Its a place where people come to have fun and enjoy the sights while a team of hard working people do their jobs to make sure everyone has a safe and memorable Folly Beach experience. Chief Dennis Brown took over the reins of the Public Safety Department on April 1. Upon his arrival, a suggestion was made to the new director that it would perhaps best serve the community if the police and fre departments remained separate. After giving ear to such recommendations, the 26-year law enforcement veteran decided that keeping the departments separate was not the best option. He decided to utilize and maximize the current resources the city already had, rather than create more bureaucracy. According to Chief Brown, who serves as chief of both the police and fre departments, new employees will no longer be hired on the basis of doing just one thing; that employee will have to work wearing diferent hats. Police ofcers will have to fght C at C h i n g U p Wi t h p o l i C e C h i e f D e n n i s B r o Wn a f t e r h i s f i r s t s U mme r o n f o l l y By Joel Flores The New Sheriff in Town Ophelia...Philippe...Rina ... etc 2 September 16, 2011 WWW.FOLLYCURRENT.COM ci vi c Filing Closes for City Council Special Election D uring the wee hours of Friday, September 9, a vehicle struck the fence at the new West Cooper Avenue playground. Jerry Poore, the volunteer landscaper for the park, had just completed the frontage for the park that afternoon. Sharon Halley, along with Mary Ohl of the Parks and Recreation Committee and Eric Lutz have been working to see fnal i mpr ov e me nt s completed on this project designed for the pleasure of Folly's children since opening this spring. No suspects are known at this time. West Cooper Playground Hit By Vehicle PROVDED BY CHARLES MCCARTY T he replacement for former City Council member Laura Beck's vacated seat will be decided in an election on Tuesday, November 8. Friday, October 7 is the last day to register to vote in person in time for the election, and Oct. 8 is the deadline by mail. Voting will occur at the Baptist Fellowship Hall, with polls opening from 7 am to 7 pm on the 8 th . Te candidates for the open City Council seat are: Vernon Knox - 216 West Cooper Ave. Sandra Hickman - 710 East Eerie Ave. Dale Stuckey - 11 Red Sunset Ln. Alan Kleinfeld - PO Box 394 Lewis Dodson - 512 East Cooper Ave. September 16, 2011 3 Lucky Dog Publishing, LLC Publishers of The Folly Current, The Island Eye News and the Island Connection. Lynn Pierotti publisher lynn@luckydognews.com
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Copies are mailed free of charge to every active mailbox in our coverage area and are also available at area businesses and by subscription to non- islanders. Subscriptions are $39 per year for non-residents and are available by sending a check to Lucky Dog Publishing, LLC, P.O. Box 837, Sullivans Island, SC 29482. Our editorial content is primarily dedicated to the area of distribution; ad space is open to all businesses who want to reach the Folly Beach market. Complete ad creation is $50, however, changes of up to 30% of the original ad are included at no extra cost. All advertising rates are listed at www.islandeyenews.com under advertising. CI VI C H urricane Irene may not have attacked Folly Beach head on, but it dealt a side swipe with its turbulent waters that ate away at huge chunks of the islands beach. Folly Beach County Park was among the worst hit areas. Te storm left behind walkways suspended eerily over a dozen feet of empty space where dunes once stood. Te county announced on September 2 that the park would be closed for the duration of 2011 for repairs, and dump trucks have since commenced shipping sand in to fortify whats left of the sliver of beach. Tat announcement came in conjunction with the kickof of Labor Day weekend, a crucial tourist infux for Folly businesses hunkering down for the of-season. Te city sent out a press release acknowledging hype going around that the beach would be closed for the weekend, and denying those rumors. But residents and those that have visited the beach since Irene are crowded into smaller areas than before. At high tide, waves clip at rocks at the Washout, where virtually no beach remains. Two homes at the islands far east end sufered most from the storm, with at least one losing its A/C unit as waves washed underneath. Even before Irene, Folly Beach already met the erosion parameters required to request funding for a renourishment project through the Army Corps of Engineers, says Mayor Tim Goodwin. Te storm simply exacerbated an existing problem. On Tuesday, September 6, Goodwin hosted state Sen. Chip Campsen (R Isle of Palms), Jennifer Hightower, regional director for U.S. Sen. Jim DeMint (R S.C.), and Kathy Crawford, district director for U.S. Rep. Tim Scott (R Charleston) on a tour of the damaged beach. Folly is a unique case, said Campsen, explaining the islands agreement with the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers that acknowledges the federal governments responsibility for renourishing Folly, due to the detrimental efect that the placement of the Charleston Harbor jetties has on accretion on the island (a 1992 study attributes 57 percent of Follys erosion problems to the jetties, constructed in 1896). Te federal government pays 85 percent of renourishment costs, according to the agreement, while the city covers the remaining 15 percent. Folly frst received renourishment in 1993, and sets funds aside each year for future projects. Currently, in conjunction with $660,000 supplied by Charleston County Parks and Recreation, Folly has $2,560,000 budgeted and ready for renourishment, just $140,000 shy of the funds needed for the projected $18 million project. Although Folly could use renourishment immediately, the soonest Mayor Goodwin anticipates receiving federal funds is within the 2013 federal budget, determined at the onset of the 2012 fscal year. Te time is getting closer and closer to when we need to get everything really ramped up, says Goodwin, who says that despite extensive damage from Irene, S.C. doesnt qualify as a disaster area and thus has to wait on funding through the regular budget. But when you look at the end of the island and the breakers are breaking directly into the river, you know youve got trouble. Tim Scott representative Crawford said that she would begin inquiring with the Army Corps about their 2013 budget, assuring that Folly Beach was included. Goodwin raised concerns that Folly could be overlooked, with priorities being placed on dredging Charleston Harbor to meet the completion of the Panama Canal widening. We dont want to get lost in the shufe, says Goodwin. Campsen reiterated the federal governments obligation to Folly, clarifying that a contractual agreement written into a budget is not an earmark and that the project isnt something covertly slipped into the budget. Built On A Sandy Foundation C i t y G e t s B a l l R o l l i n G o n R e n o u R i s h me n t R e q u e s t By STRATTON LAWRENCE State Sen. Chip Campsen scans the damage at the Folly Beach County Park fres and dispatch. Firefghters will have to become what is called limited sworn ofcers so they can help with some things that concern the beach, like parking. With all Public Safety members participating in this type of cross-training, they will become better aware of just how important each others job is and how it impacts our community. Another resource Brown plans to continue utilizing is the Beach Management Patrol (BMP). As ambassadors of the beach, this group helps maintain a proactive approach toward the issues concerning the beach by communicating with a smile and a trash bag, rather than a threat of a possible fne. Public Safety will always be a work in progress, says Brown Once we stop moving forward. Tats when we start moving backward. To maintain the Police/Fire/BMP team efort, the North Carolina native plans to put forth a series of ideas into fruition. For example, by next season, Chief Brown plans on having all BMP members CPR-trained. During the of season, ofcers will be required to perform one foot patrol per shift to help foster a bond between the community and its public safety department. Brown hopes this initiative will provide the shop-keepers and citizens an opportunity to approach their public servants in a non-confrontational and non-emergency setting, thus improving dialogue between the two parties. Also, in an efort to build a bridge between the people of Folly Beach and the Public Safety Department, Chief Brown is extending the space and capacity of the Public Safety training room and its availability to anyone in the Folly Beach community for parties, meetings, social gatherings and other community uses. One of the frst initiatives taken by the new Director to make this positive interaction possible was to make his ofcers more approachable, starting with their appearance. Te staf has been very receptive of uniform changes aimed at improving ofcer morale and the conditions they work under. Chief Brown had the department change from the dark, traditional military oriented uniforms to the more relaxed, comfortable, shorts- sporting uniforms already seen on our men and women in blue this summer. (Appropriately enough, its a shade of blue that says Yes. I serve and protect a beach community while perhaps also proudly proclaiming Go Carolina Panthers!) With the much more relaxed uniform, Brown hopes his staf will come across as more engaging. Hes encouraging FBs fnest to go out and be more interactive with the people of the community. I dont believe in forced compliance. I believe in voluntary compliance, the chief explains. Were not here to write tickets. Browns hope is that when approached by an ofcer, the party in question will voluntarily rectify the situation so that the ofcer wont have to. In regards to the Fire Department, the issue wasnt the type of uniform the fre fghters were wearing so much as it was the lack of uniforms. For the last ten years, Folly Beach fre department personnel had no uniforms. Tanks to Chief Browns eforts, now they do. With on-going hot-button issues such as drinking on the beach, litter on the beach, and dogs on a leash, Chief Brown believes that between the facilities, the training and resources made available for he and his staf, the Public Safety Department will succeed in meeting the will of the people when it comes to dealing with these and other beach related matters. In fact, with all of these items, the biggest challenge Chief Brown foresees involves the return of the dispatch system and how to make sure all the entities that fall under the Public Safety umbrella get equal treatment upon its return. Finally, ask Chief Dennis Brown why he doesnt carry a gun while on duty and hell tell you its a distraction. In his experience, a sidearm has only proven to be a diversion of ones attention from what he is trying to say to Oooo. Look! A gun! Talking to the people of Folly Beach is something Chief Brown hopes to do even more now that the season has passed. Especially since Folly Beach is now both Chief Browns place of employment and home to he and his wife, Amanda, and their two dogs. But, he doesnt want to be the only one doing all the talking. In fact, if you happen to catch Chief Brown taking a walk around the streets of Folly Beach, dont be afraid to address our new chief as Dennis. Only the people I work with call me Chief . Everyone else calls me Dennis. he remarks, adding that he hopes Follys citizens will want to know who their director of Public Safety is and feel comfortable approaching him with a friendly Hey! Te way our new Director of Public Safety sees it, when it comes to Folly Beach, Its my hometown now. 4 September 16, 2011 WWW.FOLLYCURRENT.COM Sheriff continued from cover Sheriff Dennis Brown at work. F all is fnally here! Te fne fshing that accompanies this change in season has already begun. No more need to be on the water at frst light to scratch out a few hours of fshing before the hot temperatures turn the bite of. Anglers can expect all species of fsh to feed more aggressively. And, oh yeah, there will be much less trafc on the water to boot! Recently, weve been casting artifcials to redfsh on the fats at low tide and found them to be fnicky. So, back to the tried and true cracked blue crab. Set up your boat a good distance from the school and wait for the redfsh to come back to you. Weve been using size 3/0 circle hooks and its really important to make sure the hook point comes out nice and clean from the crab to ensure a good hook set. Its best to put the rod in a holder and only pick it up once the drag starts singing. Te top water trout bite has really been smoking frst thing in the morning. A creature of habit, I usually start with Super Spook Jrs. My favorite colors are black head/chartreuse body and silver shad. If these arent working, Ill switch over to a lure with a slimmer profle like Yo Zuris banana boat. Remember to alternate your rate of retrieve until you fnd one that works. As an added bonus, weve been having big redfsh bull rush these lures and absolutely crush them. Te founder season has been one of the better ones in recent memory. Finger mullet fshed under a popping cork has been working very well. Some of our best bites have come at low tide either around rock piles or along sandy bottoms. It hasnt been unusual for a client to tell me they are stuck on something only to watch the rod tip start dipping up and down. Several founder in the 3-4lb. range have made it into the boat recently. Fly fshing has been best during big high tides or tailing tides when the redfsh are way up in the grass. Tis produces very exciting fshing as anglers can see the backs and tails of redfsh as they put their noses in the mud to forage for crabs. Spoon fies have been particularly efective and weve been using Dupres spoon fy in their root beer color quite often. When casting to redfsh, remember to lead the fsh by several feet hitting them square on the head will cause them to spook and race away. See you on the water! Capt. Geof Bennett operates Charleston Charter Fishing providing fy fshing and light tackle charters. Clients choose from a full menu of fy rods, artifcial and live bait fshing options with charters tailored to their desires. USCG licensed and insured, Capt. Bennett is committed to providing a safe and enjoyable charter to anglers of all skill levels and ages. For more information, call Capt. Bennett at 843-324-3332, visit his website at www. charlestoncharterfshing.com or email him at captain@charlestoncharterfshing.com.
September Fishing Report By Captain Geoff Bennett Captain Geoff Bennett of Charleston Charter Fishing with a massive Spot Tail Bass. 6 September 16, 2011 Sudoku Solution on page 11 Level: Medium Its not a dogwood, but it does have a little bite. One of the loveliest trees of the eastern United States, it is fairly common from Pennsylvania through the Appalachians south to Georgia, down through the Florida panhandle and into Louisiana. It likes high ground, usually on blufs and slopes, often in sandy woods in the company of sassafras, hickories, persimmons, blackjack oak, and post oak. Tis is a small tree, usually no more than about 30 feet tall. Large specimens may have a trunk about a foot in diameter. When I was in school, we were taught a way to recognize this species in a forest: once the trees attain some size, the trunks commonly lean over a bit. Te leaning isnt always prominent, and there are better ways to recognize it. On a sizeable tree, the bark will be gray and blocky. Its twigs are mostly smooth, and somewhat reddish. Te leaves are up to 8 or so inches long, shaped like a slender football (some people compare them to the leaves of a peach tree), with a distinctive margin of tiny, sharp teeth, especially toward the tip. Chew on one of the leaves and you will be rewarded with a strong, and not unpleasant, sour taste, something like sorrel. Te shiny green leaves have another surprise in store for us, as they will turn a brilliant red in the fall, and you can see them starting this display now. It is one of the best fall-color plants around, and for that reason is popular as a yard tree. Blooming time is mid-summer, and fowers appear in spray-like clusters on the ends of branches. Individual fowers are small, white and tubular, and look a bit like a blueberry fower. (In fact, our Mystery Plant is a member of the blueberry, or heath family, along with rhododendrons, mountain laurel, and heather.) Each fower hangs, prominently down-turned. Again, a wonderful treat is provided: honeybees go crazy for these blooms, and some of the worlds fnest honey is made from it. Bee keepers sometimes move the hives around, at just the right time, to make sure that these trees are available to the little helpers at just the right time. As the fowers age, and as the young capsules begin to develop, the fower stalk will curve upward. Eventually, the ripe seed-pods will be sticking straight up, and after splitting open, releasing plenty of tiny, tiny seeds. John Nelson is the curator of the Herbarium at the University of South Carolina, in the Department of Biological Sciences, Columbia SC 29208. As a public service, the Herbarium ofers free plant identifcations. For more information, visit www.herbarium.org or call 803-777-8196. Mystery plant By John nelSon [ A n s w e r : S o u r w o o d , L i l y o f t h e V a l l e y t r e e , O x y d e n d r u m a r b o r e u m ] Photo by Linda Lee September 16, 2011 7 WWW.FOLLYCURRENT.COM Only On FOlly Police Blotter BY BLAKE BUNCH Not Getting Pricked Two officers responded to a call on May 18 in regards to a man sleeping on the beach near 11th Block. Upon arrival, at 7:18am, the officers noticed a white male asleep in a sleeping bag; beer cans strewn around him. Once awake, the subject stood up revealing a plastic baggy in his pocket. The baggy produced had ten grams of pot in it, and the officers found a hypodermic needle on the subject as well. After stating that he had just gotten a job out on the beach, and had nowhere to live, the man was cited with possession of marijuana and given a verbal warning about sleeping on the beach. The aforementioned syringe was disposed of in a biohazard sharp container, and must have been used for taking water samples. Hypodermic needles are sketchy, unless you are a diabetic. Bubble Gum Fraud On June 1 an officer was dispatched to 216 East Cooper Avenue in regards to theft from a vehicle. Upon his arrival, the officer spoke with the complainant, who stated that someone had broken into his friends car. The thief made off with a 1911 Eddie Plank baseball card, which was valued at $25,000 - $175,000. Obviously the passenger side window was shattered, and the envelope containing the card was taken out from the center console. During questioning, the complainant lied several times, stating that the card belonged to his dead step father, and was also very uncooperative. The owner of the car was very difficult with the officer as well, failing to provide concrete answers to general questions and being very evasive. Since the officer received aid from neither the complainant nor owner of the vehicle, he left this case open. With the end of summer quickly approaching, surely all bar f lies could use that kind of cash. Getting Ripped Off ? On July 25, units from the Public Safety Department were dispatched to the pier regarding to a burglar alarm activation. Upon their arrival, the officers noticed two subjects inside a gated structure on the pier within plain view of no trespassing signs. The male subject was handcuffed, with the female subject following shortly. The female subject then began to use profane language towards the officer, and smelled strongly of booze, maintaining an altered mental status. While refusing to hand the officers her shorts, which she wasnt wearing, she accused the officer of trying to touch her ass. She continued to be belligerent, and was arrested. Officers found a bag of synthetic herbal marijuana in the males pocket, of which he was not charged. Both subjects were charged with trespassing, and given a bench trial date. Officers further went to locate the female subjects purse, which had several more bags of synthetic stuff in it. It is amazing what lengths people will go to get stoned, but in this case they didnt get charged for fake herb. The Second Time is a Charm On July 27, a Deputy was on patrol on West Ashley Avenue when he was f lagged down by a Loggerheads employee. The employee informed the Deputy that a subject had been advised to leave the establishment, and refused to do so. Once the officer checked the scene, the subject was hanging out under the new deck, so he approached the man, who stated that he was going to leave with his friends. No problems, so far. However, later on in the evening the officer was stationary at the corner of West Indian Avenue and Center Street, when he used his radar to determine the vehicle was travelling at 44 miles per hour. After initiating a traffic stop, the officer asked the driver to exit the vehicle. He then performed a terry frisk, at which point the subject informed the officer that he had herb in his possession. As it turns out, the subject was the same knucklehead refusing to leave Loggerheads, and was arrested for possession of marijuana, as well as careless operation of a vehicle. If you get a break once, man, call it a night. S e v e r a l c l a S S i c c a S e S o f c r a z y, a S we l l a S a f e w t h at g o t l e f t o u t Folly Current Calendar September 16 - October 1 Friday, September 16 Movies In the Park Join us at James Island County Park for movies under the stars! Event is free with regular gate admission. Call 795-4386 for more information, or visit www.ccprc.com for movie titles. No pre-registration required! 8 10 pm. Free. Saturday, September 17 Bill Noel Book Signing Copies of Folly, Te Pier, Washout, Te Edge and the latest installment in the Folly Beach Mystery series, Te Marsh will be available. Piggly Wiggly, 5 -7 p.m. Fishing Pier Tournament Join us at the Folly Beach Fishing Pier, the second largest pier on the East coast! An adult chaperone is required for participants ages 15 and under. Tournaments held rain or shine. Online registration now available; but will end at midnight on the Tursday before each tournament. On-site registration available and will begin at 6:00am. Tournaments end at 4:00pm and prizes are awarded at 4:15pm. For additional information, call the Folly Beach Fishing Pier at 588-3474. Fee: $14/$12 CCR Discount. 6 a.m. 4 p.m.
Jump in the Park Come out and play at Jump in the Park! Kids will love the jump castles and other infatable equipment. With plenty to entertain the kids, parents are sure to have a relaxing day under the shade at the nearby picnic tables and benches, and still be able to keep an eye on the youngsters. Its a playfully fun addition to your familys day out at the park! An adult chaperone is required for all participants. For more information call 795-4386 or visit www.ccprc.com. Age: 3-12. 11 a.m. 3 p.m. Fee: $5
monday, September 19 Sip, See, Shop, and Socialize Its a well known fact: women like great food, wine, jewelry, and shopping. Combine all four you get a girls night out event for Charleston area women to meet, sip, socialize and shop. Te free event takes place September 19 from 4:30 until 7:30 at Savory Sushi and Catering at 1956-B Maybank Highway in the Terrace Shopping Center. During the evening women are invited to enjoy a wine tasting and pairing with Savorys Gourmet-to-Go selections, a trunk show of Stella and Dot Jewelry, and access to special deals from Go Charleston Deals. Attendees may purchase jewelry, deals, wine and Gourmet-to-Go casseroles. Door prizes will be awarded. Te evenings bonus for the frst 50 guests will be a Goodie Envelope flled with savings coupons from all event presenters. Space is limited and RSVPs are requested and can be made by calling Savory Sushi at 762-3338 or by reserving space at www.su.pr/2JkfK6. thurSday, September 22 Yappy Hour at James Island County Park Join us after work at the James Island County Park dog park for beverages and live music by singer Nathan Calhoun. Mingle with friends old and new while your dog runs around with his favorite pals. Tis event is free with regular park admission. Outside alcohol and coolers are prohibited. Call 795-4FUN (4386) for more information. 4 p.m. sunset Friday, September 23 Moonlight Mixer Dance the night away under the stars at the Folly Beach Fishing Pier as local DJ JimBowers spins the hottest oldies and beach music around! Beverages will be available for purchase on site. Only 600 tickets will be sold for this event. Call 795-4FUN (4386) for more information. Ages 3 & up. 7 11 p.m. $10 Saturday, September 24 Kites For a Cure Tis family friendly kite fy will raise money for Uniting Against Lung Cancer, a research fund in honor of Dr. Keisha Kirkland, an athletic non-smoker currently fghting the disease. Te fy will occur from 10 am to noon on the beach in front of Te Tides hotel. Lung cancer is the worlds number one cancer killer, killing more than the other top four cancers combined (breast, prostate, pancreatic, colon) yet funding for lung cancer research lags dramatically behind. One in 16 women will develop lung cancer. Kites and t-shirts will be provided for the event, and all donations go to research for treating the disease. Call Kathy Dingee at 478-2697 or email kasdingee@gmail.com for a copy of the registration form. Folly Beach Anglers Annual Jimmie Brownlee Beer Toss Te anglers will hold their annual toss by the Tides Hotel from 11 am to 4 pm. Tis cause supports families in need on Folly Beach. Come out for lots of family fun. Parent and Child Trips: Folly River Kayaking Enjoy the great outdoors and learn new skills while spending quality time as a family. Tese programs are for children and their parents. A registered and paid chaperone is required for participants ages 15 and under. Join us for a beautiful paddle along Folly River. Te tidal creeks and marshes of the Folly River are full of natural beauty. Bring Momor Dad and work on your kayaking skills. Pre-registration Required. 9 3 pm. Meets at James Island County Park. $34. Sunday, September 25 United Methodist Church 65 th
Anniversary Home Coming (see story page 11) WedneSday. September 28 Dog Park Dynamics Join experts from Bark Busters Home Dog Training to learn about canine behavior at the dog park! With time split between classroom instruction and observation in the dog park, humans will learn how dogs communicate, how to identify emotions in dogs from their body language, how a dogs temperament and experience play a role in their dog park trip, and tips for how to keep dogs safe and happy at the park. Tis fun program is free with park admission and is for humans only. Meets at Edisto Hall. 6 7 pm. thurSday, September 29 Home Energy Conservation Workshop Te Sustainability Institutes signature Home Energy Conservation Workshop will teach you simple low cost and no cost ways to save money on your monthly energy bill and reduce energy consumption. Come learn about how energy is used in the home and best points of attack to cut energy waste, save money, and improve the health and comfort of your home. Pre-registration is required, however the program is free. 6 8 pm. Meets at James Island County Park. Saturday, october 1 Shag Club Fishing Tournamenet Te Islanders Shag Club & the Greater Charleston Ski Club will be holding their annual Inshore Fishing Tournament on Saturday October 1st. Te Captains meeting will be held at the Folly Beach Crab Shack on Tuesday, Sept 27 th time 6:30-8:00 pm. Cash prizes will be awarded for trout, sheephead, bass and founder. All proceeds will beneft the Ronald McDonald House. Applications are available online at charlestonskiclub.org or islandersshagclub.com. For more information call Debbie Disher at 588-6010 or Julie Tillman at 588-0123. For a full listing of kayak, stand-up paddle board, climbing wall, birding, and other courses and activities at the James Island County Park, visit www.ccprc.com Want to Join FIDO and let your dog of-leash on Folly Beach? Visit the sign-up sheet for orientation dates and registration at www.wix.com/follydogclub/fdo WWW.FOLLYCURRENT.COM 10 September 16, 2011 Local Man Diagnosed With A Phobia of Phobias FOLLY BEACH, SC--- An area Folly bartender was recently diagnosed with an irrational phobia of phobias. Te man, who requested anonymity out of fear of seeing his name in the paper, barely made it to the doctor to obtain the diagnosis. A friend and fellow coworker tricked him into thinking they were going downtown to go drinking and buy V-neck t-shirts, which happen to be two of the only things hes not afraid of. Te doctor told me hed never seen anything like itthat he found me to be scared of nearly everything, even the thought of being scared, he said via text, his only form of communication with people not tipping him or buying him shots. I fear fear. When asked to provide examples of this irrational behavior, he said he once screeched when seeing a moth and told friends he had a fying dinosaur in his house for weeks. He also said hell only watch true crime TV shows during daylight hours and refuses to ride his bike by himself after dusk. Local Man Meets Bill Murray, Fulflls Dreams of Being 6 Degrees From Kevin Bacon FOLLY BEACH, SC--- Te island found itself abuzz this past week as comedian and Charlestons most famous resident, Bill Murray, led a pub crawl around the beach into the wee hours. Follys favorite village idiot, Alex Hunter, followed Mr. Murray from bar to bar until able to shake the actors hand. Im pretty sure he knew I was following himany time hed see me looking at him hed close his tab and move on, said Hunter, often referred to as a simpleton by those who know him best. So I moved on and went to his next spot. Finally, at Surf Bar, I bought him a shot. He told me he didnt want it because I bought it for him but that hed take it anyway. We took the shot and I grabbed his hand and shook it before he could pull it back. Hunter further explained he didnt care about meeting the Ghostbuster as much as being 6 degrees to Kevin Bacon. At that moment Id fnally done itcross it of the bucket list, fellas. Hunter shakes Murrays hand, who was in Groundhog Day with Andie McDowell, who starred alongside Michael Keaton in Multiplicity, whom Tim Burton directed in Batman before directed, of which who was part of the cast? You guessed itKevin Bacon! At that moment Id fnally done itcross it of the bucket list, fellas. Hunter shakes Murrays hand, who was in Groundhog Day with Andie McDowell, who starred alongside Michael Keaton in Multiplicity, who lent his voice to Toy Story 3 with Tom Hanks, who starred in Apollo 13 with Kevin Bacon! God Unveils Plans For Heavens Launch Of Steve Jobs THE HEAVENS--- God, Father to Christ and Almighty Creator of the Universe, announced to the congregation of all Angels and Saints today his plans for Heavens launch of Apple Founder and CEO, Steve Jobs. Long rumored amongst the Choir of Angels (though not so much amongst the Saints), Gods announcement puts to rest the long rumored information. Notoriously secretive in his human life on Earth, Jobs announced after years of health problems his plans to step down from his day to day operations at Apple. In doing that, Steve allowed us to start with phase 1 of his launch up here in Heaven, and boy, let me tell youwe are excited, said an unusually ecstatic God. Known for reinvigorating a dying company with innovative, culture-changing technology such as the iPod, the iPhone, and most recently, the iPad, one can only imagine what Mr. Jobs has in store for Heaven, a place with supposedly limitless possibilities. Of course I know what Steve is going to accomplish up here, explained a more defensive God. After all, Im God. Folly Fantasy League Draft To Be Held Tis Weekend FOLLY BEACH, SC--- Move over Fantasy Footballa whole new fantasy game will be starting next week: Te Folly Fantasy League. With the end of the busy season and the exit of mass tourism, local Folly Beachers are about to get their island back. In years past, this meant festivals once a month and thats about it. To ramp things up this time around, the city announced that it will hold the frst ever draft for the Folly Fantasy League, a game which will assemble teams to score points based on drunken accomplishments and escapades during the of season. Get hit by a car? 25 points. Face plant on your mountain bike and break your nose? 10 points. Forget to pay your tab? 1 point. Remember to pay your tab? -1 point. In bed by midnight? -5 points. Etc. Go to the Folly Beach Library this Sunday at noon to sign up for the draft. Players will be ranked based on past performance as well as future potential. Full sheets of how to score points will be provided at the draft. Stay tuned to the Folly Current in two weeks for the frst set of standings. The Folly Fonion By DaviD CrawforD Get your music on! Te October 14 issue of the Folly Current is the Music Issue! Do you have a favorite musical memory on Folly Beach? We want to hear it! Are you in a band? We want to list you in our directory and put your music on our website. Venue owner? Let us know your favorite acts that perform at your establishment, and why you love hosting local, live music. If you have any suggestions or would like to contribute to our music issue, please email Stratton@luckydognews.com Deadline for submissions is October 4. September 16, 2011 11 Sudoku solution Solution from page 6 Date High Tide Low Tide Storms, hurricanes, etc., are NOT included in the predictions. Tidal current direction changes and tide time predictions can be very different. Tide predictions are PREDICTIONS; they can be wrong so use common sense. Sep 16 Sep 17 Sep 18 Sep 19 Sep 20 Sep 21 Sep 22 Sep 23 Sep 24 Sep 25 Sep 26 Sep 27 Sep 28 Sep 29 Fol l y Beach Ti de Char t Source: www.saltwatertides.com Vince Perna is a Folly Beach real estate expert who also loves music. If you want to know if you can live on Folly, you can fnd him at 31 Center Street or by calling 588-3800. Folly Music scene F olly Beach United Methodist Church will have its 65 th Anniversary Home Coming celebration on Sunday, September 25, 2011 at 11:15AM. Te church is at 118 West Indian Avenue on Folly Beach. Our guest speaker will be Reverend Miyoung Paik who served the church as pastor from 1991 to 1999. After our morning service, there will be a covered dish dinner and a time capsule will be buried in our new prayer garden. Te capsule will be unearthed in 35 years at the churchs 100th anniversary. Our little church was originated from a small Sunday School group that met on a porch of a Folly Beach Cottage in 1933. It grew into Faith Chapel in 1934/35 in a building at 201 East Cooper and then when attendance became too large a lot was purchased and the church we have today was built at 118 West Indian Avenue. In 1946 the church changed from interdenominational to Methodist Episcopal church now United Methodist church. We are part of the United Methodist Conference of South Carolina. Alice L. Deal is our current pastor. We joyfully join with the other two churches on Folly Beach, Folly Beach Baptist and our Lady of Good Council at Tanksgiving and Easter to celebrate Christianity here on the Edge. Come and join us for this special occasion. We honor our Lord with Open Doors, Open Hearts and Open Minds. All are welcome. Celebrating 65 Years PROVIDED BLU 9/17 - Southwood Duo 9/18 - Nikolai Svishev 9/18 - Dustin Brown 9/19 - Calvin Taylor 9/21 - Elise Testone Duo 9/24 - Soul Fish Duo 9/25 - Lee Barbour 9/25 - Jesse Prichard & Sarah Cole 9/26 - Mitch Wetherington 9/28 - Graham Whorley Brick House Kitchen Every Tursday - Open Mic Under the Oaks, 7:30 - 11 pm 9/16 Yellowknife 9/17 Brent Knight 9/23 Graham Whorley 9/24 Hawaiian Luau with Ben Fagan 9/30 Foodin & Groovin with Food Trucks, Minimum Wage Band and more Drop In Deli Mondays the Hawkes Wednesdays - Trivia 9/23 - Fairy Godmuthars Folly Beach Brewing Company 9/16 - Jack Burg 9/23 - Howard Dlugasch 9/30 - Cris Williams 10/7 - Crushed Red Pepper Folly Beach Crab Shack Sundays Te Bill Show Mondays Open Mic w/ Dave Grunstra Wednesdays - Jef Houts Tursdays Island Duo Fridays Nathan Calhoun 9/16 - Sara Smile 9/24 - Howard Dlugasch Folly Beach Float Frenzy 9/17 - Graham Whorley & Stone Silicon Folly Beach Pier 9/23 - Shaggin on the Pier Folly Beach Shrimp Co. Sundays - Blue Patina Tursdays - Folly Beach Bluegrass Society Locklears Mondays - Jef Houts Loggerheads Tuesdays - Ben Fagen & Holy City Hooligans Wednesdays Karaoke 9/16 - Groove Junkies 9/17 - Sho Nuf 9/22 - Sarah Cole & the Hawkes 9/23 - Stereo Reform 9/24 - Tidal Jive 9/29 - Champagne & Friends 9/30 - Weigh Station Planet Follywood 9/16 - Kevin Church 9/17 - Eric Penrod 9/23 - Dan Clamp 9/24 - Mike Mixon 9/29 - Karaoke 9/30 - Kevin Church Ritas Tursdays - Sgt. Submarine 9/18 - Rotie 9/20 - Dave Landeo 9/21 - Beef Cannon 9/25 - Matt Wink 9/27 - Southwood Duo 9/28 - Derek Cribb Sand Dollar 9/16 & 17 - Johnny Mac & the Booty Ranch Snapper Jacks Tursdays - Kevin West Band 9/16 - Stereo Reform Surf Bar Wednesdays - Guilt Ridden Troubadour Taco Boy 9/17 - Molandro Soul 9/23 - Rawberry Jam Woodys Mondays - Live Local music Tuesdays Jerry Cooper Tursdays - Trivia 11:15am/11:36pm 11:52am 12:13am/12:34pm 12:56am/1:23pm 1:46am/2:20pm 2:45am/3:21pm 3:49am/4:22pm 4:51am/5:21pm 5:50am/6:16pm 6:47am/7:09pm 7:40am/8:00pm 8:33am/8:51pm 9:26am/9:41pm 10:19am/10:32pm 4:40am/5:12pm 5:16am/5:52pm 5:56am/6:37pm 6:41am/7:29pm 7:34am/8:27pm 8:33am/9:29pm 9:37am/10:28pm 10:40am/11:24pm 11:41am 12:17am/12:38pm 1:07am/1:33pm 1:55am/2:27pm 2:44am/3:20pm 3:33am/4:13pm After Midnight Yes, We Let it all Hang Out? By Fay a. I have always been one to pay a good deal of attention to people around me and how they behave in diferent environments. Tere seems to be something that happens to just about everyone after Mother Natures lights go out. Sometimes when I sit outside, I think about people I know in other places who either just saw, or will soon be seeing, the same stars that Im enjoying. Sometimes it causes me to be contemplative, or emotional, and sometimes they make me go a bit out of character. Twilight seems to give people the courage and patience to enjoy to the fullest every single morsel of fresh air that they are gifted. Being wrapped in moonlight, warm gentle breezes, and shadow, not only makes our pupils dilate, it make our personalities broaden. All things, though more hidden, are much clearer in the elusive dark corners of twilight. Te truth seems to come out there. I believe we all feel safer, more mysterious, and more receptive to exposing parts of ourselves that dont normally see the bright light of day. Darkness inevitably invokes something in people that gives them the liberty to release the foodgates, if you will; all of their inhibitions seem to wash away. Teir freak fags fy at full mast, and at the end of the day, if they are one of our fellow Folly folk, we all understand, forgive, and forget; because every one of us has been there before. Almost anyone I know that considers themselves a regular to the scene knows that sometimes we fall down, sometimes we fall on the way up, we fall for each other, we fght, we make fools of ourselves, we clearly fumble in the midst of both good decisions and bad ones. Tucked up in the middle of all of that aforementioned craziness, and my coincidental alliterative f kick, is one lovely notion, however. Its often after the sun has set that we fnd ourselves meeting those people that we are the most compatible with. Its when so many people fnd themselves falling for each other. I wonder if thats why the golden rule of not dating people you work with exists? Maybe meeting people at the end of your day; when the stress is on hiatus until the alarm rings again, after a martini, after a deep breath and the chance to sink back into yourself once more maybe, this is the best time to meet someone that you can actually spend comfortable quality time with. Lets be honest, I am quite possibly biased about this whole darkness thing, as I am myself nocturnal. I worked this evening on our beloved Center St. got home at 3:48 a.m., showered, started writing, and now the clock reads 5:37. Yet, I will say, as an avid observer of the night time crowd, some of the best pairings I have ever seen be them beautiful friendships or more have occurred between people who were in a state of truthful relaxation. No one was pretending, there were no ulterior motives; just people being people letting it all hang out. Tose are, to this day, the relationships that have lasted. And those are still the reason that Folly is Folly. Everyone who comes here falls in love, not only with the beauty of our secret little island, but with us, because we are a cumulative Us. We are a Folly family that everyone wants to be a part of, but only the chosen few actually get to experience. As another summer comes to a close, we will fnd our streets clearing out as all of the tourists return to wherever they came from, and it will just be us again. Lets be sure to savor it. I suppose this is my love letter to you, my Folly friends and family, for all of our mishaps, missteps, misunderstandings, mistakes, and misbehaving we still have each other; one big conglomerate of miscreants. And I love you all. 5:56a.m Fay A. signing of. Dat i ng Fol l i es September 16, 2011 13 WWW.FOLLYCURRENT.COM J ust days after Hurricane Irene swept across our shores, The Charleston Bocce League ventured out to Folly Beach to commence their semi finals and finals for the seasons Championship Tournament. Upon arriving at the beach, it was all too clear that a major storm had just passed. The water line was up to the dunes and there were patches of dune grass strewn throughout the beach. Where 12 inches deep of deep soft white sand used to lie, the beach had been washed away and replaced by a hard, unforgiving black grit. The ocean was still churning, murky at best, with gray foaming white caps. The clouds were dark and rain felt imminent. What used to be blue skies, white beaches and a bluish-green ocean was transformed into a muddled mixture of grays. Clearly, the mood was set for the final leg of the tournament. First up in the semi-finals was our 2nd season team Coach and K-Dog (Paul Stevens & Kevin Ward) currently the 4th place seed entering the tournament, taking on the 1st place seed and freshman team Balls to the Vol (Aaron Alexander & Slim). After the first couple of rounds Coach and K-Dog had a commanding lead up 3-0. But Balls to the Vol werent going to roll over and play dead. They fought back and took the lead with some impressive ball skills. A few unfortunate tosses by Coach and K-Dog were all it took to seal their fate as Balls to the Vol advanced to the finals. Concurrently, the second leg of the semi-finals was being battled out by 2nd place seed and freshman team Bocce Bros (Matthew Johnson & Zach Carichiuta) taking on the 6th place seed and 2nd season team Bocce and Bullwinkle (Katie & Adam Webb yours truly). Unbeknownst to either team was the bocce battle that was about to ensue! Bocce and Bullwinkle, being the only coed team in the semi- finals, had something to prove. After two rounds Bocce and Bullwinkle were able to squeak a 2-1 lead, but it wouldnt last long. Bocce Bros battled right back to take the lead at 3-2. Then some impressive skills and a good turn of luck led by Katie gave Bocce and Bullwinkle a commanding 6-3 lead (playing to 7). Bocce Bros had other plans however. A few key rounds with some defensive maneuvering and great tosses breathed new life into this game. After what must have been a 45 minute battle the Bocce Bros were able to take the lead and then the win with a 8-6 final score, moving on to the finals. The battle for 3rd place between Coach and K-Dog & Bocce and Bullwinkle was short and to the point. Bocce and Bullwinkle still pumping with adrenaline and fuming from their loss, they made short work of Coach and K-Dog. With 4 points in round 1 and 3 in round two Bocce and Bullwinkle secured 3rd with a commanding 7-0 win. The sun was setting as the finals began between Balls to the Vol and the Bocce Bros. It was a great spectacle to watch! Here were the two teams that rightfully belonged in the finals. Neither team had missed a single match out of the 42 played throughout the season, and neither team dropped below the top 3 for the season. It was truly a battle between the best and both were out to prove a point. The name of the game with these two teams is the long ball. If they had a motto it could be go long or go home. Balls to the Vol started out strong, and after only a few rounds had a 3-0 lead. The Bocce Bros werent going to go out without a fight though. They fought hard and threw well to take the third round with a single point bringing the score to 3-1. Balls to the Vol wasnt having it though and made the last two rounds game changers. You know its truly impressive to see these two teams toss a 107mm ball what must have been 30 plus yards at a target the size of a golf ball and land within 6 inches of it time and time again! But thats exactly what happened, and Balls to the Vol showed a commanding presence with the last few rounds to close out the match with a 7-1 victory! Loggerheads Beach Grill, this years league sponsor, hosted the award ceremony and the end of the year celebration. Balls to the Vol took the 1st place trophy along with $300 prize money and ensured that the Charleston Bocce League Championship Trophy stayed another season on Folly Beach! Bocce Bros took the 2nd place trophy and $200 prize money followed by Bocce and Bullwinkle in 3rd place with $100. Also honored was The Good, The Bad, The Bocce (Vanessa During & Chad Garrett) for the Baddest Ballers and Bocce Said She Was 18 Officer (Will Phillips & Bart Smith) for best team name! All in all it was a great end to another successful season for the Charleston Bocce League. Balls Deep B o c c e L e a g u e c L o s e s o u t t h e s u mme r wi t h s e a s o n e n d i n g t o u r n a me n t By AdAm WeBB The Charleston Bocce League wrapped up their 2011 season with a tournament on Folly Beach at afterparty at Loggerheads. Congratulations to winning team Balls on the Vol WWW.FOLLYCURRENT.COM 14 September 16, 2011 Brought to you by Woodys Pizza and Mary Ohl. PHOTO BY MarY OHl The Lucky Dog cLub is sponsoreD by LosT Dog cafe If you have a Lucky Dog please send their information and picture to: richard@luckydognews.com Do you recognize this image? It was taken somewhere on Folly Beach. If you know what it is, let us know at wtf@luckydognews.com and you could win a free medium, one-topping pizza from Woodys! Congratulations to Evan Wages, who guessed last week's WTF winner - the parking are outside of the Sandollar. FOLLY ANIMAL SERVICE:
Please report all Lost or Found pets on Folly Beach immediately. Call 588-2433 and ask for Folly Animal Service or a police offcer. All resident animals must be registered with the City of Folly Beach annually and tags must be attached to the pets collar. Tag cost $3 and may be purchased at Folly Beach Public Safety, located at City Hall. Name: Bear Breed: Jack Russell/Pug Mix Likes: tug of war, riding in the car and boat, belly rubs, eating grass. Dislikes: People who ignore him, the word no, and waking up early. Whyam I a Lucky Dog: I am a lucky dog because I get to visit my grandparents out on folly beach and play on the dock and at the beach! WWW.FOLLYCURRENT.COM September 16, 2011 15 I n the middle of a beach volleyball game at a crowded Mexican resort this summer, I caught the unmistakable futter of wings out of the corner of my eye. Excited about the thought of adding another bird to my life list, I quickly bailed on the ongoing game, grabbed my camera from a nearby lounge chair, and spent the next hour crouched next to a piling of rocks, marveling at the incredible yellow color and black and white markings on this frisky little fycatcher. Being in Mexico, I knew I would see a variety of birds unknown to North America, but the Great Kiskadee was not one I had anticipated encountering; mainly because shore birds are my focus and I would not expect a passerine to spend time foraging along the waters edge. Once back in Charleston with a reliable internet connection, I discovered that the Great Kiskadee eats anything from insects and small lizards to fruit and can occasionally be found diving for fsh, making it one of the few fsh- eating passerines. Interestingly enough, this opportunistic behavior has allowed the Great Kiskadee to expand its range, permitting them to fourish in most urban habitats throughout Central and South America as well as parts of Southern Texas. Tis particular individual was photographed during a recent trip to Playa del Carmen, Mexico. The Great Kiskadee By Lindsey Graham nat ure 16 September 16, 2011 T o paraphrase Saturday Night Live icons Hans and Franz, hear me now, believe me later; the Chicago Bears will be holding the Vince Lombardi trophy at the end of the 2012 NFL season. Keep in mind that this a team that was just one tender- foot of a quarterback and a mere seven points away from beating last years eventual Super Bowl champions in the NFC Championship. With enough of the team still intact (and having found some real keepers by dumpster diving through the Dallas Cowboys refuge bull-rusher-soon- to-be-blocking-for-Matt-Forte Marion Barber, unheralded wide receiver Sam Hurd and sadly over-rated receiver Roy Williams), the Bears now have the staf, the defense, the ofense, the depth and, as long as Devin Hester stays healthy, the special teams to give them that little extra edge theyll need to dethrone the reigning Super Bowl Champions. Te defending NFC North Division champions will have an unforgiving September to get their year going, but if they can get past the Falcons, the Saints, and the Packers with at least one win, the remainder of their schedule should be easier to get through than a Miss South Carolina spelling bee contest. Tis means that once again, the Bears will win their division and eventually run into the Atlanta Falcons, whose staunch ofensive line will fnally meet their match in the deep and over-powering stampede that will be the Chicago Bears defensive line. Tat will make the diference in this years NFC Championship game. After that, its on to Indianapolis for Super Bowl XLVI (or Super Bowl 46, for the Roman numerically challenged) where they will play the team who should just go ahead and become the ofcial sponsor of the NFLs season-ending spectacle and have their name precede the words Super Bowl. When it comes to Super Bowl victories, the Pittsburgh Steelers have been there, done that, and have come close to doing it again more often than any other NFL team. Unfortunately for Steeler fans, Ben Roethlisberger will either be watching from the sidelines or playing at less than 100% due to a late season injury. Enter the stifing Chicago Bears D. Pittsburghs running game will be stufed like a Folly Beach PO Box during election season. Roethlisberger will be forcing throws, turn-overs will incur and the underdog Chicago Bears will be there to pick them clean, thus walking out of Lucas Oil Stadium with a surprising Super Bowl victory in tow. With that having been decided, heres a rundown of how your favorite team will fare by the end of this football season. Super Bowl Champion wanna-bes. Did I say the Bears? Im sorry, No, see, what I really meant to say was the ..Pittsburgh Steelers, New England Patriots, Green Bay Packers, Atlanta Falcons, Philadelphia Eagles. Tank you! Come again! Like Marlon Brando in On the Waterfront, these teams could have been contenders: New Orleans, New York Giants, New York Jets, Baltimore Ravens, Houston Texans, Detroit Lions, San Diego Chargers, San Francisco 49rs. Also rans. Tese teams are like the Little Lebowski Underachievers: Teams of promise that just didnt have the means for a higheractually they did have the means, but like Donnie, were simply out of their element: Dallas Cowboys, Washington Redskins, St. Louis Rams, Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Minnesota Vikings, Kansas City Chiefs, Bufalo Bills, Indianapolis Colts, Jacksonville Jaguars, Denver Broncos. Never had a chance. Remember that movie Rudy? Yeah, well, these teams are like the Rudys of the NFL, except Rudy actually showed up to play. Seattle Seahawks, Arizona Cardinals, Carolina Panthers, Oakland Raiders, Cleveland Browns, Tennessee Titans, Miami Dolphins. So a priest, a rabbi and a monk walk into a bar in Cincinnati Actually, I forget how that joke ends, but like the 2012 NFL season, when it does, everyone will be laughing at the Cincinnati Bengals dismal 0-16 record. Okay. Maybe 1-15. Maybe. Folly Beach Dude's Fearless Football Forecast for NFL Season 2011-12 BY JOEL FLORES