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Sheer Madness

Where I Comment Maniacally and Verbosely about Things which are None of my Beeswax

Jim Vassilakos (jimv@uia.net)

Comments on A&E #357: In any case, I like your thoughts on how to go about the design of
near-future settings. It's straight-forward and it makes sense. I really
Myles Corcoran: Nice Tudor Talents write-up. I especially liked the need to get more work down on this, but I think your comments will
lines: "...the Four from Whitehall and Marlowe quickly determined prove useful to me.
that things were not right. Finding a man with his heart torn from his RYCT Jonathan Nichols regarding Bush setting (or, at least,
chest, apparently by hand, leaves very little room for doubt." Indeed. renewing) the precedent of government lying to the people, and what
RYCT Marco Subias on copyrights and the seemingly perpetual this means for the future: Excellent point which I really hadn't
extensions they have enjoyed here in the U.S.: Loved your analysis. considered as thoroughly as I ought, because I think you're right,
As I mention in this issue to Paul Mason, I've come to the opinion there is a precedent clearly being renewed, only in this case it doesn't
that copyright ought to be for the same length of time as patents, but involve Watergate or blowjobs but rather a war where America's sons
perhaps that's too "power to the people" of me. What do you think? & daughters are dying. You know, this business of lying to the people
RYCT me regarding the future history: I'm currently getting some and disgracing the presidency is such a slippery slope, because, like
input from the players. I was honestly hoping for more input from the you say, it just invites future presidents to carry on in the same
APA, however, as many of the folks here seem to be rather tradition.
knowledgeable, but it's possible that the whole thing is just too In the United States we're so jaded to this sort of thing that we've
controversial. As for where white-collar criminals, artists, or actually come to expect it of our leaders. After all, Nixon, it turned
celebrities fit into the social strata, I'm really not able to get into out, was a crook. Reagan, Clinton, Bush: they all lied as well. It's just
precise detail, as these are, of course, large groups which may occupy something we have apparently come to realize is going to happen,
multiple social strata, and, in any case, it just doesn't really matter. and so we might as well just put up with it.4
The purpose of the strata was simply to show that the future of plenty You know. it almost seems to have gotten to the point where our
and the future of scarcity, although in some ways similar, are also presidents can't really feel presidential until they've told us a few
remarkably different, and so what the future ends up looking like will whoppers. So we just shrug and accept it. It's just business as usual.
depend, in think in no small measure, to which path we take. I just You know, what would be really strange, unique practically, would be
wanted to show people that there are at least two remarkably different to have a president who consistently tells us the truth and never gets
paths, and that either one of them is a distinct possibility, and because caught with his hand in the cookie jar or up the intern's skirt. I'm not
of the gravity of the issue, it's something worth pondering and sure Americans would know how to handle that. Would there be
discussing. chaos in the streets? One can only wonder.
RYCT me on welfare and eugenics: You make the point that under Seriously, though, with respect to Bush and Jonathan Nicholas'
the eugenics solution, the welfare class will disappear1, and then you comments to Patrick Riley in #365: Jonathan makes the point that
state that this is not a stabile solution, which seems to me to Bush went forward on shaky intelligence, intelligence he probably
contradict your point about the welfare class disappearing. The knew to be shaky. But aside from the whole question of whether it
eugenics-solution, welfare for sterilization, is mentioned as a will prove to be worth it from a geopolitical perspective, and aside
somewhat dystopian idea on how to reduce the welfare rolls, one from your valid point that this only reinforced an already bad policy,
which society probably would never adopt if only because it smacks that of lying to the public…aside from all that, I gotta say that I still
of social-darwinism and is extremely politically incorrect.2 think that Bush really thought Saddam had those weapons. Call me
Nonetheless, if over the course of a generation it would lead to the innocent, even naive, but I think that when those weapons didn't turn
disappearance of the welfare class (or at least to their diminishment, up, he was as surprised as anyone. Yeah, he probably knew the
which is as much as I can bring myself to accept), then wouldn't this intelligence was shaky, but if so I'm sure he figured that's because
make society more stable rather than less stable? Or am I missing Clinton did his best to cripple the CIA 5, not because the final
something crucially obvious? assessment was inaccurate.
Regarding Mormonism: I don't follow the stats, but I think that What everyone seems to keep forgetting is that in late 2001,
with the northerly migrations, Catholicism might actually find itself everyone thought Saddam had those weapons. My mother, who hates
on the rise in the United States. Bush, thought Saddam had those weapons. While this whole business
of an Iraqi invasion was being debated, Frontline came out with a
Michael Cule: RYCT me on the future history outline: It is hard not special called Gunning for Saddam6, which included an October
to get stuck on the immediate details, but I'm slowly making 2001 interview with Richard Butler, the former chairman of the
headway, "slowing" apparently being the operative word in that United Nations Special Commission (UNSCOM) that was set up to
declaration. China, as you say, seems to be a sticky point, as so much find and dismantle Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction at
depends on what happens over there. Also, I find that questions on the end of the Gulf War. He said:
artificial intelligence leave me equally frustrated.3
It's really simple. When I was in Iraq after a little while, I formed
1
This is something I find hard to believe, as I think there will always be social this view. It's kind of a theory, but actually very practical. The degree
migration both up and down the food chain.
of resistance that Saddam showed to our inspection and arms control
2 was a direct sign of the importance he attached to a given weapon.
However, if done correctly, it passes the "means test", and so I still think
So when he said, "You can't go there," that means they really wanted
that it might become politically feasible if enough media attention were to
get directed toward this issue. This discussion, incidentally, reminds me of
note about Bellamy and his High Victorian Socialist future.
The Bell Curve by Herrnstein & Murray. It's one of those highly 4
controversial books which generally seems to get either one star or five I talk more about this concept of sliding morality and how the tone is set
stars on Amazon depending on who's writing the review: from the top in my comments to Patrick Riley.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0684824299/002- 5
Not for reasons that are entirely wrong in my view.
7114546-9876047?v=glance 6
3 http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/gunning
See my comment to Patrick Riley in this issue, and while you're there, see
my comment to him regarding SF as social commentary in response to your
to keep that stuff. would be the same thing as shitting on the name of the nation's
The degree of resistance that the Iraqis showed to our investigation founding fathers. It simply would not be tolerated, or so I choose to
of their biological weapons program exceeded all other deceptions believe.
and resistances. So I had to conclude that, for Saddam, biological RYCT me regarding Simon Reeve and his disdain for politics:
weapons were his weapons of choice. He seems to be really attached Perhaps, then, Simon is the wisest among us, although he did finally
to the idea of killing people with germs, because they tried so hard to dive into British politics last issue. Unsurprisingly, I don't know
keep us away from their biology program. What did they have? enough about British politics to really follow these discussions,
Everything. Anthrax, plague, botulinum, gangrene, camelpox. Would which is too bad for me, as I find British politicians to be much more
you believe there's a thing in Iraq called camelpox? I mean, well-spoken than their American counterparts.
everything. Quantities and qualities, we're not absolutely sure, RYCT me regarding my belief that humans are "evil and
because they threw us out three years ago and we don't know what disgusting" being misguided: It is possible, of course, that my
they now have. perception of humanity is merely a reflection of self, but in my own
defense, I do happen to live in a not altogether nice neighborhood,
Now, this to me raises an important question, one of responsibility. and some of the stories I read in the local newspaper are just
Is Bush responsible for making the mistake of listening to his astounding: sort of like the Iraqi insurgency meets the Jerry Springer
intelligence community, is Butler responsible for forming what Show. But you're right; humans are capable of amazing altruism.
apparently was an incorrect opinion, or was Saddam responsible for Unfortunately, it always seems to be those on the opposite end of the
taking actions which led inspectors and intelligence agencies moral spectrum who always end up making the news and defining us
throughout the world to form this opinion? And for some reason, it for future generations.
seems to me, there's a real and honest disagreement over who to RYCT me regarding my depiction of a future of plenty complete
blame. And that's fine. But for those of us talking about this issue, we with drugs and sterilization: I agree with your criticisms insofar as
should at least accept that like all honest disagreements, we are as there would be plenty of vandalism and rebellion on the part of those
subject to our own individual biases as were the inspectors and the who perceive themselves as the dispossessed. It is actually not much
intelligence agencies and even the politicians who apparently ended different from the state of things as they are currently.
up with the wrong assessment of the facts. My car's license plate was stolen just last week. Meanwhile, the
Personally, of course, I blame Saddam, not because it is easy to do mailboxes at the apartment complex across the street are all being
so or because it seems smart to do so, but because I think he's the one replaced because they've now been broken into three times during the
who's the most culpable. When our armed forces put him in solitary past few weeks. These are the months for IRS refund checks, after
confinement and then put Bush's picture on the wall, so that Saddam all, a big time for mailbox vandalism. I'm to understand that one guy
wouldn't feel quite so lonely, if not for the knowledge of what it cost thinks he may be missing a few grand, and so he's having to deal with
to put him there, I could have laughed out loud. It gladdened my all the assorted bullshit that people have to deal with when this sort of
heart immeasurably that Saddam had been captured and put in a cell thing happens.
so that he could consider the story of his life and the long string of The truth is, we would have concertina wire around the building if
decisions he had made that landed him in the custody of coalition it weren't against code and if the insurance premiums wouldn't
forces, and that he got to look at a picture of our president whose skyrocket for fear of some jackass accidentally getting himself
unrelenting determination helped make this happen…that was icing tangled up on his way to the carport so he could steal somebody's
on the cake. radio. Oh, I could go on, but the way I see things going in America,
I'm sorry to sound so nationalistic about it, but that's my point of this sort of thing will only get worse and worse, because there doesn't
view. Just to lend an international strand to all this rah-rah-USA-crap, appear to be any end to what the public will tolerate. In short, I agree
I'll add a God Bless to Blair (apologies to all the Blair-haters among with you, it will be an unhappy future for the have-nots, though
us) and a God Bless to the good people of the United Kingdom, perhaps much less-so than in the past, and I agree, they will continue
because if you guys hadn't supported us, I honestly don't know what to make things miserable for the haves, not because they must but
would have happened. That Blair came to attend the President's because they can and because society lets them.
address to the nation on 20-Sept-2001 meant an awful lot to people Having said that, there is the chance that technology may come to
over here, more than I can really convey. It showed the sort of the rescue. Security camera systems with digital video recorders are
solidarity that we'd hoped for and perhaps foolishly expected from increasing in capabilities and decreasing in price every year. In a few
the rest of the world. As Bush said then, "America has no truer friend decades, they may become so cheap and so pervasive that we end up
than Great Britain," and I think that's true. Regardless of the issues living in a 24-hour monitored society where your image is being
where we may disagree, regardless of the horrible tragedies our recorded and saved the moment you leave your front door. In such a
nations have wrought when we've been in the wrong, at least when circumstance, crime would become much less viable an occupation,
things get tough we still stand by one another, and that, I think, is so, in short, while I see your arguments, I think there may be these
worth not overlooking. technological factors which neither of us has really fully considered.
And, yes, I'm aware this may bring negative social ramifications, but
Robert Dushay: RYQT Marco Subias as to why western nations
don't fall back to military dictatorship as in the tendency in some Bush finally decided to call him out on this, and the way Putin responded on
other parts of the world: Some people here would probably argue that 60 Minutes, by engaging in that love-fest with Mike Wallace and trying to kiss
this is happening in the USA as we speak. I've heard any number of up to the American public, was simply hilarious, rather like a bad liar on the
comparisons of Bush to Hitler. But, to answer this question, I think it TV show Survivor. I expect that the Putin-apologists will buy his B.S., but I'm
has to do with long established political and legal traditions as well as fairly certain that history won't. Likewise, I hope Bush finally realizes that he
the mythology of who we think we are as a people. One of the things can't look into people's souls and pretend to be God and, furthermore, that he
we're taught in the United States is that George Washington could shouldn't be cutting dictators any slack.
Speaking of Bush speaking out, in his recent (May 7) speech in Latvia, he
have made himself King George of America after the revolutionary
called attention to the 1945 Yalta agreement negotiated between FDR,
war, but that he believed in democracy too much to take this road. Churchill and Stalin. He said, “Once again, when powerful governments
The story goes that when he finally became president, and they asked negotiated, the freedom of small nations was somehow expendable. Yet
him what honorific should be used, he stated simply "Mister this attempt to sacrifice freedom for the sake of stability left a continent
President." These are the stories that make us what we are, and for divided and unstable. The captivity of millions in Central and Eastern
some strongman to come along and try to make himself dictator7 Europe will be remembered as one of the greatest wrongs of history.”
Somebody pinch me, but is Bush the first sitting U.S. President to call
7 this agreement for what it was? I mean, this is exactly the sort of thing I
As Putin seems to be successfully doing in Russia. I'm really happy that love about this guy.
I'm not sure what can be done to stop it once the ball gets rolling. Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I never
RYCT me on violence & the media: I don't know that there's any miss a TA meeting.
easy answer to this. My personal preference is to just wait it out and At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it
see if there's a natural social backlash rather than having the state get was "Porky's." Then we share experiences about how we avoided
involved by implementing censorship laws, and I tend to think that thinking since the last meeting.
that's probably what will end up happening. Education can only work I still have my job and things are a lot better at home. Life just
insofar as people see the problem and want a solution, but seemed...easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking. I believe my
unfortunately the people who are most susceptible to being road to recovery is nearly complete; today I registered to vote as a
influenced by violent media are not the same people who see it as a Republican.
problem. Hence, I don't see education as being a realistic solution.
My own preference, as strange as it probably sounds, is just to let Yeesh! Well, I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did.
society run its natural course. We'll end up with a much more violent Arguments in Favor of Political Screeds: A&E has always been
society (which, sadly, is saying quite a lot considering the way things political. I can turn to any issue and find some political commentary,
currently are), and my solution to that is that we go backward seventy and in most I can find an awful lot. And this is quite natural, in a way,
or eighty years, back before the age of infinite appeals, back to when because to completely ignore the real world seems somewhat
we took violent criminals out behind the courthouse and publicly isolationist, even for a group of gamers. After all, the discussion of
hung them. Harsh? Sure it is. But perhaps that's what we need to give real world events can tie into gaming in some valuable ways as
those of a media-crazed mindset: a harsh dose of reality. evidenced by Brian Misiaszek's essay, "Flight to Modernity", in A&E
RYQT me on Ragamuffin: I'm still in the process of working things 355. For myself, such discussions tie into the discussion of future
out. Will write more about this as I make further headway. As for the history, which is essential for near-future SF-RPG setting design.
level of detail: Yes, I think it's important. Furthermore, given such an intelligent, articulate, highly-educated
RYCT me on Bush: You and me both, brother. group of people such as we have here, it seems somehow wrong to
cordon our discussions unnecessarily. I mean, we've got Paul Mason,
Joshua Kronengold: Regarding the unbearability of politics: I fear highly cerebral and a skilled wordsmith to boot.8 We've got Patrick
that the upsurge in recent political commentary may be partly my Riley, a fellow of the highest moral character who just started
fault. Actually, that's being somewhat kind. It may be entirely my spanking9 me last issue. And then there's Spike Jones, the guy
fault. In any case, I'm of two minds on this, but the stronger of the with...well... with the great name.10
two sides with you. Before I lay this out, however, let me begin by In any case, given the demographics of this group, not raising
inserting a little story which somehow made it's way into my email. world events and engaging in political/philosophical discussions
seems almost criminal. I mean, what are we gaming for if not to
It started out innocently enough. break barriers of consciousness and open our minds to new ideas and
I began to think at parties now and then -- just to loosen up. possibilities? Stories are not merely about plot and characters and
Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more experience points, after all. There is often deeper meaning, so why
than just a social thinker. not discuss these things?
I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it Which, of course, leads to my arguments opposed: Because the
wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and topic here is supposed to be gaming. If someone wants to read
finally, I was thinking all the time. political discussions, they can always pick up a copy of Foreign
That was when things began to sour at home. Affairs or Current History. They'd probably find more insightful
One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the political commentary in either of those two rags than even in this
meaning of life. She spent the night at her mother's. distinguished APA.11 As for those who prefer to actually participate in
I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment such discussions, I assume that all of us have local coffee houses
don't mix, but I couldn't stop myself. I began to avoid friends at nearby. I've had some of my most annoying political conversations in
lunchtime so I could read Thoreau and Kafka. I would return to the coffee houses. I'm sure anyone here can do the same. The bottom-line
office dizzied and confused, asking, "What is it exactly we are doing is that A&E is meant to fill an important niche in our all-too-limited
here?" gaming time.
One day the boss called me in. He said, "Listen, I like you, and it If we would get away from politics and the idle chitchat, I think we
hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If could collectively produce a heck of a publication. If you look at
you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job." some of the early issues of A&E, after all, they were mostly all about
This gave me a lot to think about. I came home early after my gaming. Every issue had a ton of useful material. Now look at the
conversation with the boss. APA. It's almost like we've gotten bored with gaming, except that I
"Honey," I confessed, "I've been thinking . . ." don't think that's true. I think we each have lots of gaming-related
"I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!" things to share, but lately we've become so preoccupied.
"But, Honey, surely it's not that serious." When I started contributing to A&E around fifty or so issues ago, I
"It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as a
college professor, and college professors don't make any money. So if 8
I have to confess that Paul's zine is usually the first one that I read,
you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!"
"That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently. mainly because I really enjoy his writing and the wealth of ideas he puts to
the page.
She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood 9
to deal with the emotional drama. "I'm going to the library," I Hey, we all need a good spanking from time to time! I just look on it as a
snarled as I stomped out the door. friend giving me a helping hand so to speak. Seriously, though, I don't mind
I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche. I roared people getting angry with me so long as they work at phrasing their anger to a
level of discourse that is appropriate for A&E. This isn't UseNet, after all.
into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the big 10
glass doors. They didn't open. The library was closed. I'm glad my parents didn't name me Spike. That would have been tough to
To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me live up to!  Seriously, though, I once generated a Traveller character which I
that night. Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for named Spike Jones. I am absolutely not joking. As I recall, he was a Lt.Col.
generated with Book 4, a real bad-ass, although the campaign he was created
Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye.
for didn't last very long. This was many, many years ago, so when I joined
"Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked. You A&E and saw the name in print, I did an instant double-take. Hmm…I wonder
probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinkers if I still have the character sheet buried in a folder somewhere.
Anonymous poster. 11
Although that might be stretching the truth just a tad.
began by submitting gaming-related articles, one after another. which is the APA's purpose, after all.
However, it seemed to me that many people were discussing politics Please also see my comment to Brian Misiaszek in this issue,
or what-have-you, and at that time I didn’t really see the importance because if we exclude politics, I think we13 should make a greater
of the discussion layer of the APA.12 So my solution at that time was effort to fill the void with actual gaming-related material and
to just ignore it, avoiding politics and the transitory chitchat. Of discussions. To that end, I wonder if "RAE" ought to be banned as
course, that only lasted until around the time of the recent American well. Feel free to disregard this last point, however.
election, but if we could somehow, magically get everyone to really RYCT Louis La Mancusa regarding scorn: I imagine that this partly
concentrate on producing gaming-related material, I'd be all for that. goes back to the "shame on us all" comment I made to Brian
I'd actually prefer it. Misiaszek in A&E #354 which helped prompt his excellent Flight to
This is perhaps somewhat parenthetical, but I mentioned to Lee that Modernity essay of issue #355, or if it doesn't, at least that discussion
I visited the Rivera library at UC Riverside toward the end of last relates. And, come to think of it, it possibly also goes back to my
month, and I'd happened, almost accidentally, into this room which marginalization of Tolkien of all people, also in #354, where I
was marked "Secure Collections", only it wasn't secure at all. The indicated that Lord of the Rings might be "sociologically expensive"
lights were turned off, but the door was unlocked, and I was looking insofar as it and its imitators yank our attention away from things that
for this book that was supposed to be in "Special Collections" really matter.14
(another department of the library), and so I mistakingly wandered in Needless to say, I recanted in the following issue, not so much for
just to see if they had it. What I discovered, however, was all these fear of the infamous A&E inquisition, but rather because the
APAs sitting in the corner of the room on this little library cart. director's cuts of the LotR movies have left me somewhat awed. I
You know an APA when you see one, and though I don't if people have never seen fantasy done quite so well. It's illuminating.
here have a similar reaction, when I see APAs, I start to salivate just a Nonetheless, there is an expense to every diversion, even those with a
little bit. I think to myself, "This is the real deal." You open an APA, profound moral quality. I mean, look how much time our media
and there are people talking to each other about all sorts of strange spends examining what actors are doing and how little time they
stuff. Each issue is a bucket of ideas, thoughts, and perceptions. spend examining what's going on in the world. That's expensive, and
Some contain the story of people's lives; others contain barely a whiff what's expensive is destructive if taken to excess.
of philosophy, but what they all have in common is that they are full So I think Brian Misiaszek had a good solution to this problem. We
of words sent directly from the author to the reader: no can have our cake and eat it too, but only if we're willing to
intermediaries, no editor to decide what goes in and what stays out, sometimes go to the laborious research necessarily to meet both
just the author's voice, unaltered, and for some reason I find that very audiences. If we never do, as seems to be more or less the current
refreshing. situation, then we're turning our back on the world, and I think that's
So, of course, I started checking them out to see what they were, a disservice.
and they were a bunch of APA-L's as well as some other APAs which In any case, I seem to be thinking too much. Perhaps it's time to
I'd never ever heard of. Many of them went back decades, some of watch Porky's again.
them back to before I was even born. I, of course, couldn't help
myself, so I picked up an issues and started to skim, and in a few Lee Gold: I happened to visit UCR's Rivera Library last weekend
moments I was immersed into Lee Gold's commentary on family law and ended up looking for the special collections (which was closed).
of the 1970s. She thought, quite rightly, that it was somewhat strange Not reading the signs very carefully, however, I happened into the
that husbands, separated from their wives, still had conjugal rights "secured collections" department which wasn't very secure (it too
under the legal code of that time. was closed, but the door hadn't been locked). In any case, I went in a
It was, of course, somewhat interesting to leap into this other time, found in the corner on a bookcart a big load of boxes full of APAs,
but, you know, it was just all politics: politics of a time that exists mostly APA-L but there were also some others, and I browsed
now only in history books and in our collective memory. It was through a few issues, some of which included zines you had written.
interesting, but none of it was terribly useful. I also found Jerry Pournelle discussing politics of all things. He
One of the great things about old gaming material is that it doesn't sounded a little irate, but cogent nonetheless. In any case, I must have
matter how old it is. It doesn't even really matter what game system it been sitting there in the dim light salivating over these old APAs for
was written for. It's still potentially useful. So just imagine if you well over an hour. Now, after reading about Fred Patten and his
could open to any page of A&E across a whole range of back-issues unfortunate stroke (my condolences to his family and friends), at
and see actual gaming-related material, not merely discussion but least now I know how these APAs arrived at UCR, and I only hope
actual material, something you could potentially use or in some way that Rivera will take as good care of them as did Fred. If they toss
learn from in order to improve your own campaigns. What would them, I'll be really angry. Regarding Fred's need for books, is there
that be like? We could have that if we put our minds to it. That's any way to fix him up with an old laptop from which he can read
really what we're sacrificing by allowing so much political computer files? If so, I may be able to make a small donation.
conversation and off-topic chitchat. Re: AIs & loneliness: My reason for saying that they won't be as
In any case, I like your proposed solution of just referring people to subject to loneliness is, quite simply, because they can be switched
a webpage. That seems to me to be a good way of allowing the off. I mean, when we're growing up, there are plenty of times when
politically-minded among us to say what we want to say while the nobody's paying attention to us. It's probably a good thing for
gaming-minded can focus on sharing things of actual value which are children to learn to play by themselves, as this perhaps fosters
on-topic to the APA. Likewise, it would cut down on hurt feeling and imagination and creativity. However, like I said, AIs can be switched
flame wars when people carry their disagreements too far. In short, I off. If the "parents" or guardians want to watch the evening news,
agree with your idea and would be curious to see what the other they can press a button, then come back and play with little Andy the
members of the APA think. If there's general agreement, I'll be more Android after the newscast, Andy's perception of the whole "being
than happy to adopt this policy and get back to discussing gaming, left alone" amounting to no more than a power cycle.

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At the time I was somehow under the notion that if I kept submitting 13
"We" in the general sense, not you in particular, as, at least speaking for
what might be taken for actual articles in any other RPG-related
myself, I think your commentary on campaign write-ups has been among the
publication, that some folks here might follow my lead. Not that anyone
best I've received.
needs to, of course. I was a newcomer at the time and still getting 14
acquainted with the way things work, but even back then, the discussion of China, for example. See my "great moments in history" comment to
politics was a major part of the APA. In fact, if you went and did an actual Patrick Riley in this issue. Also notice at the end of my comments to Jonathan
paragraph-by-paragraph count, I wouldn’t be surprised if it turned to be the Nicholas how "Frodo" has apparently crept into my political vocabulary. I do
primary focus. hope you're amused. 
Re: AIs & discipline: You ask if I'd considered that pain and however, of the two, Mihn was by far the more popular. Eisenhower
pleasure exist along the nerves or only in the brain. No, I should have stated in 1954 that "Had elections been held as of the time of the
thought of this, but for some reason I didn't. Excellent point. fighting17, possibly 80% of the population would have voted for the
Re: AIs & memory: This question of patterning one's memory is, of Communist Ho Chi Minh as their leader."
course, important. We have, apparently, some structure in our brains Now, the U.S. didn't want Vietnam going communist, so our
which allows us to distinguish the important from the non-important. leaders at the time didn't want this election of 1956 to happen. In
I heard about a case where one guy had some sort of stroke or brain short, we put anti-communism over democracy itself. 18 Our means of
hemorrhage, and his "importance-filter" ended up getting somehow doing this was apparently to support Ngo Dinh Diem's rigged
busted. This, in turn, caused him to suddenly become very religious. election victory over the relatively weak Emperor Bao Dai. We liked
Picture it. He's walking on the beach, and every cloud, every wave, Diem because he was a roman catholic and anti-communist to that
every grain of sand under his toes is shouting out at him, and he's just point that he more than willing to prevent democracy from taking
standing there in awe, and suddenly he begins weeping, completely root. Diem, even several months before he was able to proclaim
overloaded by the majesty of nature and by the mystery of simply himself president, argued that the South Vietnamese people had never
being alive. To most people, he’s nothing more than some whacko signed the Geneva Accords, and hence there could be no legal
having a bad day. To him, however, he’s having yet another epiphany election. In short, his argument was that since they didn't ask for
in a lifetime of epiphanies. All of it, every nuance, is so important, democracy, they shouldn't be given one, and this, of course, was
and every perception, no matter how seemingly minor, is in some probably his justification for the brutal means he used to crush
way an indication of the presence of God, and he’s flattered by that Buddhist dissidents only a few years later, not to mention the
presence. He’s in awe of this gift…this precious gift called life. hundred thousand Vietnamese he put in prison camps.19 Kennedy,
When he was asked if he'd like to have this condition corrected if meanwhile, sent Johnson to visit Diem in 1961, and Johnson publicly
there was some brain surgery that could fix it, he emphatically said hailed the dictator as "the Winston Churchill of Southeast Asia." 20
no. He said that before this stroke, he was essentially dead. He In any case, Kennedy got tired of Diem's unpopularity and
realized he wasn't physically dead, of course, but for all spiritual strongarm tactics and finally instructed the CIA to orchestrate a coup.
purposes, that's the way he characterized that part of his life, as Hence, Diem was killed by his own generals a few months later, and
though his true existence didn't really begin until the stroke had only three weeks after that, Kennedy himself was assassinated,
occurred. Johnson making the remark that it was some sort of divine justice.
In any case, my point is that unless we perfectly mimic the human Now, you ask me if I think Vietnam was a good war. No, certainly
mind within very tight parameters, AIs may end up being alien to us not. We subverted the democratic process because we thought we
in ways that we cannot presently even imagine. Part of my inquiry would lose. Hence, our leaders dishonored themselves, our nation,
into this topic is to try to imagine some of those areas.15 and everything for which our founders had risked their lives.
Re: Wealth and displays thereof: Exactly! I'd personally rather live You might argue with me about the particulars, but in general, I do
in a comfortable place with cheap furniture, rather than live in some not see Iraq as being another Vietnam, at least not in the moral sense.
museum-like house with furniture so expensive that's it rated too Certainly there are some strategic parallels as I intimated in my
valuable to provide comfort to a wet child. Regarding diamond article last issue, but these two wars are not morally equivalent. In
versus zirconium: No, I can't tell the difference, and honestly, I think Vietnam, I see us as having been opposed to democracy. In Iraq, I'd
they're both silly. Regarding engagement rings: They're such an argue that we're definitely supporting it. That's the difference. And as
embedded facet of our culture that for me to argue against them a final thought, I'll note that Iraq may be the first step on our road of
would almost be like arguing against apple pie. But I maintain that national redemption, if only we can somehow manage to pull it off.21
while the ring itself is a fitting symbol for everlasting love, diamonds Regarding the imposition of democracy on a small dictatorship by a
were added into the mix in order to sell diamonds, and we've all just large (albeit imperfect) democracy: I indicated last issue that we
gone along with it because everyone decided that they had to keep up should not impose democracy if it won't take fairly easily. After
with the Joneses. Nonetheless, even though I feel this way, I still gave thinking about it further, however, I have no choice but to reverse
my wife a diamond ring for her engagement, as this is something that myself. Democracy, like a newborn infant, might be fragile during its
is just done in our culture, and there's really not much room to first years of development, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth
question it. I submit that it would take a very enlightened woman to nurturing and sacrificing for. I spoke hastily and wrongly, and I take
say that she neither needs nor wants a diamond ring, and so far, at it back.22
least to the best of my knowledge, I haven't met any. If we can win, even at substantial cost, then we should stay and
ensure that the nascent democracy in Iraq doesn't end up being
Spike Jones: Re: Grabbing Iron: Wow! You mean to say that every stillborn. In short, I think it's worth the lives that it's costing. I'm don't
time I've itched by balls, I was actually protecting myself from being imagine that I'd still feel this way if I had family over there, but in the
cursed? Kewl! :-) greater scheme of human history, I do think this is a war worth
RYCT Lee regarding the Roman/Christian persecutions: Looks like
17
you know your history. Thanks for the effort of putting all this down. He's presumably talking about the French intervention.
RYCT Michael Cule regarding Rick Santorum: Wow! 18
This, sadly, has not been a terribly uncommon position for us to take
RYCT me where you ask if I think Vietnam was a "good" war: I'm
during much of our recent history, and I think it's largely responsible for
not an expert of the Vietnam war and my knowledge of the history of many of the problems we face today.
that period is rather spotty. Nonetheless, I do believe the United was 19
Note to self: When Buddhists monks are burning themselves alive in
is the wrong16, and I think this is something that has been very
protest to what you are doing, it's time to re-examine your priorities. Also,
difficult for the public to accept, not merely that the war was regarding the prison camps, I never knew this before reading Stoessinger's
unwinable but that it was morally wrong. Note, I do not fault the write-up on the war. Can anyone here verify that number? I find it…
soldiers but rather the politician beginning as early as Eisenhower. surprisingly large.
According to John Stoessinger's book Why Nations Go to War, the 20
Churchill, who lived until 1965, was still alive at the time, so if anybody
Geneva Conference of 1954 resulted in an agreement being made for knows if he ever responded to this, I'd be curious to learn what was his
a general Vietnamese election to be held in 1956. The two chief remark. No doubt another zinger for the history books.
candidates at the time were Ho Chi Minh and Emperor Bao Dai, 21
I'm sure many here will scream at this final thought, so I'll point to the
15 word "may" as my qualifier. I don't know the future any more than you do,
I talk more about AIs in my comments to Patrick Riley. and perhaps, as I suggested more than once last issue, I am blinded by my own
16 freedom-oriented perspective on history.
I guess that puts me in agreement with Jane Fonda whose views I talked
22
about last issue. See also my comments to myself in this issue.
fighting if only we can win it and win it without becoming like our his version of events. Here's what he wrote:
enemies.
And this, to me, is really the central point in a way, because you've GAMA's internal email lists were exposed via a public web site that
got to ask at some point whether it's worth it, whether it's worth all allowed anyone to view the messages without the use of a password.
the hardship and blood. I mean, at what point do we say, "Enough! I accessed that web site and monitored that list traffic during a
We've tried, we've failed, and now we're going home." That point period of time when I believed that certain members of GAMA's
shouldn't be when students are shot and killed at an American Board were taking actions that could have lead to the disintegration
University. That point shouldn't be where Buddhists are immolating of GAMA as a viable trade association. I did not "hack" into
themselves in protest. No, I think that point should come well before GAMA's email or email lists. No crime was committed. My intention
we begin consciously crossing the moral line in our fervor to win. in monitoring those lists was to be prepared to act by revealing
Abu Ghraib is an example of this, and it was clearly wrong, and I actions I felt were demonstrably detrimental in order to attempt to
wish I could pretend that we'd completely and correctly dealt with it, stop them before irreparable harm could result. I shared the contents
but now we're seeing reports of prisoner abuse coming out of of those lists with no third parties, and in the end no actionable
Guantanamo, and it's just stupid. There’s a real lack of moral information was received.
leadership. But does it invalidate the good that we've done? During this same period of time I was actively campaigning
So, getting back to my central point here, I think that there's a line against the board-sponsored restructuring of GAMA, the hiring of
between leading a horse to water and trying to force him to drink. If GAMA's PR executive (who was serving as a board member at the
the Iraqis definitely can’t abide by liberal, democratic government, time of his hiring), and other actions GAMA was taking that were, in
then, of course, insisting upon to imposing it will continue to look my opinion, harmful to the organization. That campaign was waged
more and more like an exercise of self-flagellation. But, I personally in the open, without relying on any information gathered from any
think it's only a small minority of them who fall into this mindset, source other than public & private statements by GAMA staff and
many of those either blinded by extremist religious doctrine, others involved in the organization at the time. That campaign
convinced that seventy-two virgins await them upon their self- resulted in the replacement of the old board with a new slate of board
inflicted idioticide. Others have been sent by the Baath party in Syria, members committed to a different set of objectives for the
which runs that country and doesn't want to deal with a liberal, Arab organization.
democracy on their border. Likewise, I'm sure Iran would be much After I was elected Treasurer, I voluntarily and without coercion
happier if democracy in Iraq proved to be a failure. So, all these informed the board that the GAMA mailing lists were visible to the
groups are a problem, but I still think that the majority of this horse public and that I had been monitoring them. The board elected to
wants the water. censure me for doing so, and I accepted that censure. Certain
And why do I think that? I think it because I’m somehow under the members of the old board and several other GAMA members felt that
strange preconception that if people have a choice between having punishment was not severe enough. In response, to limit the damage
elective government and a free press versus having a dictator and and to give the board a chance to move forward without further
secret police and political prisoners being stuffed into mass graves or distraction, I resigned.
being kept in solitary confinement for decades on ends, that people That's pretty much the whole story.24
will tend to choose the former. This is not western nature, in my
opinion. This is human nature. As for my take on the whole thing, I’ll concede that Dancey's claim
However, if in our zeal to win we were to continue dishonoring that he didn't "hack" into GAMA's lists is probably a bit
ourselves through the commission of atrocities, even atrocities disingenuous. He exploited a security hole on multiple occasions in
against individual prisoners, hoping that we could simply beat them order to read listmail to which he wasn't technically privy. I'm not
into submission, then that would be stepping over the line, and I think sure if that fits the legal definition of "hacking", but morally it's much
we'd be enjoined by the not-uncommon phenomenon called the same thing.
backlash23, sort of God's way of saying "Thou shalt not". However, Beyond that, I find myself somewhat biased in his favor. According
Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo notwithstanding, I don't think we've yet to the article on gamingreport.com he alleged that the old GAMA
reached that point, and it seems to me that when we do err in that Board was up to nefarious deeds. He wrote in August of last year:
direction, we inevitably get caught, and through the application of "Certain members of the old Board insisted on closed debate
righteous outrage and political pressure, there's almost always a sessions out of the public view on key matters such as the bylaws
much-needed course-correction which keeps the situation from revision. Those Board members bound the rest of the Board to
escalating and spinning out of control. Of course, all this requires that confidentiality requirements that are onerous and limit the ability of
the American press be given access and that they do their job, and, to the Board to communicate effectively with the membership and the
be perfectly honest, I'm less confident of either of these two public at large. They attempted to limit access to GAMA meetings by
assumptions than I used to be. barring non Full Voting Members from them. They threatened to sue
Regarding your doubts about whether "most people want freedom" Board members and Staff (and former Staff) members who spoke out
and your holding up of the Iranian example as a data point: Go back in public."
to Iran today and ask them again. They'd acted rashly out of a So, taking him at his word, what I see here is a situation where by
justified hatred of the U.S., and they ended up screwing themselves. the summer of 2004, GAMA's board is so knee-deep in political
Now they know better, but it's too late. The mullahs simply won't wrangling that they’re really stretching the bounds of morality. Of
allow reform candidates to run for office. Hence, with all due respect, course, threatening someone with litigation is hardly against the law.
I just don't think your argument here holds up. I can threaten to sue you right now, and I wouldn't be breaking any
Regarding your point that my faith in our democratic institutions to laws. But it's damn rude, and furthermore its oppressive, and since
overturn any damage inflicted by Bush may be misplaced: Yes, I'm you already know about my freedom-oriented view of the world, you
becoming increasingly worried that you may be right on this point. can probably guess that if I were in Dancey's shoes, I would have
I'm also worried that not only will damage be done, but our done the same thing he did, and, in fact, you'd probably be correct.
democracy will be held back that much longer from reforming itself Now, did Dancey break the law? Maybe. I don't know. I'm not a
into an even more open, transparent institution. I hope I won't have to lawyer. But breaking up these sorts of shenanigans is what the good
utterly concede this point, but only time will tell, and I'm keeping an fight is all about, and if you've got to wade into murky waters in
open mind to your perspective.
Re: Ryan Dancey & the GAMA Affair: I contacted Dancey to get
24
For an earlier, much longer and more detailed explanation from
23
Or as Chalmers Johnson terms it: Blowback. Dancey, see http://www.gamingreport.com/article.php?sid=13926
order to do it, just make sure you shower real good afterward.25 RYCT to Joshua Kronengold regarding intellectual disputes being
Just to get the other side of the story, however, I talked to one of the "most bitter when opinions and core-values are very similar":
GAMA's staffers who spoke for himself rather than for GAMA, and That's an interesting observation. It may be that being gamers, we
I'd rather not say who it was, as he seemed like a really nice guy, and tend to squabble amongst ourselves more than we would with others.
I don't want to get him into any trouble. However, after discussing Joshua, incidentally, seems to be getting irritated at all the political
the moral implications of Dancey's actions26, I asked him about the blabbering. Please see my comments to him in this issue.
practical fallout. He replied: RYQT me on John Edwards and my justification of the resurrection
"Ryan's actions certainly had an impact on the organization, that's of his seemingly disemboweled political career: Well, you're right in
for sure. The fallout dissolved long-standing friendships and working that he was technically the biggest loser of the election. Kerry, at
relationships. It caused many people to abandon GAMA. It least, is still a senator whereas the last time I noticed Edwards, the
completely hamstrung the Board of Directors -- the people who ran highlight of the interview seemed to be his sports commentary, an
on Ryan's slate." altogether disheartening state of affairs for the former V.P. candidate.
I, of course, don't know these people, and I don't know all the issues However, it might be useful to note that politicians often have a
that were at stake, but looking upon the whole thing from a distance, way of coming back when you least expect them. Take FDR for
I can't help but think of Dancey as a sort of human tornado. I mean, example. In 1920, he's in the #2 spot on the democratic ticket, but he
he rolled into WotC, and the next thing we know, we've got the OGL and Cox are soundly defeated by the dark horse republican, Warren
& d20 licenses.27 Then he turns his attention toward GAMA, and Harding, and his V.P. of the hour, Calvin Coolidge. So Roosevelt
next thing we know, GAMA is undergoing political upheaval. goes back to his home state to lick his wounds and practice law, but a
Does all this make me angry? Not in the least. As one of the little year later he finds himself stricken with polio. Talk about a guy down
people of the world, I personally enjoy it when the big folk have their on his luck! Now, if you asked me in 1922 if I'd put any money on
worlds shaken, when their hold on the reigns of power is loosened, FDR making it to the presidency by 1932, I say in typical New York
and when their misdeeds are made public. I'm not saying that what fashion: "Get outta here!" But, of course, that's exactly what
Ryan did was right, and I'm not saying that all the fallout was good, happened.
but from where I stand, threatening people with lawsuit over their This isn't, of course, to say that Edwards is another FDR. It's only
desire to tell the truth is an awful lot worse that spying on the to make the point that anything can happen. Now for the real
misconduct of those who would play politics to the detriment of the question: why Edwards? Well, he's still got that southern accent,
people they are supposed to be serving. something that Hillary seems to have lost during her time as a senator
In any case, my view may be terribly skewed and I may also be from New York. Of course, it stands to reason that she'd have Bill
misinformed, so if that's the case, feel free to tell me off. There, you campaigning for her, and the prospect of returning to the relative
even have a written invitation.  peace and prosperity 1990s would probably be too much for most
Re: American Universities: Go to any American University with a swing-voters to resist, but Hillary still needs to secure the south if she
computer science department and ask them what sort of jobs their wants to win, and the democrats have always put regional strategy
graduates are getting. To the extent that you find that graduates are before personal preference.28 That's just the way these things work.
obtaining researchships and academic positions, I think your So who is the most popular southern democrat in the country
arguments have merit. To the extent that graduates are going to the today? Aside from Strom Thurmond and Bill Clinton, I mean. That's
"real world" and actually applying their knowledge, I think you need my rationale. I could easily be wrong, but that's just the way I current
to perhaps rethink your assumptions. You seem to have an perceive Hillary's options. She needs a "good ol' boy."
unshakable notion as to what universities used to be or what they Now, if I actually had my way, I'd prefer to see her run with
ought to be rather than what they have, in fact, become (at least in the someone more moderate, someone such as Joe Lieberman, the
United States). I'm not saying that what they've become is a good democratic Senator from Connecticut, or Mark Warner, the
thing. I think an educational system of your design would work quite democratic Governor of Virginia and Chairman of the National
a bit better than the one we currently have. But, unfortunately, it's the Governors Association. Warner, incidentally, has also been making
one we currently have that we have to deal with. waves in education reform29, and from what I understand, he's proven
Re: D&D3e: You're right, there are a lot of non-combat options. himself a sound fiscal manager. Hence, I'd personally prefer to see
There are, likewise, a lot more combat options. I can't really blame either of these two guys in the White House over Edwards, but I'm
the designers for including all these options. That wouldn't be fair. not sure either one of them could attract the southern vote, and
Perhaps my wrath should be at my friend for running such a combat- Hillary will need that voter segment if she is to win.
intensive campaign, or perhaps I should even be angry at myself for
participating in it. Here's a question to consider: How does one Paul Mason: Once again, your formatting leaves me shocked and
gracefully bail out of such games, or is it better just to admit the truth awed. Well done. RYCT Spike Jones on the Aflac duck sounding like
of the matter? "I really can't stand these sorts of games, so I won't be it's saying "asswipe": "Gimmie the ball" in the musical A Chorus
showing up anymore." Hmm…I wonder how offended he'd be. Line always sounded to me like "kitty balls." I pointed this out to my
Re: Authors not receiving royalties on remaindered books: I don't nephews when they were little (somewhat to my sister's chagrin), and
have firsthand knowledge of this, but I've heard it said. Perhaps they seemed to agree rather enthusiastically, jumping up and down
there's an author in our midst who can shed some light on this fine and hollering "kitty balls!" whenever the record player reached that
point of being published in the mass-market. point in the soundtrack. Great fun.
Re: Objections to political musings: Joshua Kronengold seems to RYCT Marco Subias on France & West Africa: In #356, Marco
be getting tired of all the politics, and I can't really say I blame him. indicated that France was still active militarily in West Africa. You
Please see my comments to him in this issue. replied that you weren't defending France against charges of
imperialism, but that "neither France nor Britain is the big player in
Louis La Mancusa: RYCT Robert Dushay: Loved William's Law. town." You then ask about the relevance of the entire argument. Well,
I can't speak for Marco, of course, but if I were to guess at the general
25
I talk a bit more about Dancey & morality in my comments this issue to thrust of this comment, it would merely be make two points. The first
Patrick Riley. Just so you know, the showering comment is tongue-in-cheek. is that just because somebody is big doesn't necessarily make him a
26
He, incidentally, feels pretty much the same way you do, saying of Dancey,
28
"The man shows no morals and no limitations, but always has a great reason JFK selected Johnson, after all, despite his promise to Bobby that he
for doing whatever he just did to you." wouldn't.
27 29
You will note from my article in A&E #300 that I'm fairly pleased with this See the tail end of my comments to Patrick Riley for some of my thoughts
state of affairs. on this issue.
bully or more of a bully than someone who is smaller. The second is ups generally seem to induce less discussion than politics. As Joshua
that perhaps France is sewing the seeds of future hatred which the indicated last issue (see my comments to him this issue), do you
U.S. or some international body will one day have to deal with. Some think there's anything we should be doing to correct this? What I
citations for your amusement if you decide to check them out: mean is that people often say "RAE" or "RARE" which, of course, is
nice, but rarely are there actual questions, comments, and discussion
French in West Africa about what is being written. Rarely is there real critique, and this may
http://www.sas.upenn.edu/African_Studies/K- be due to the fact that we don't want to criticize, even though it seems
12/French_16178.html we are often all too happy to disagree vociferously about politics. But
certainly, while it is all too easy to blame the readers (or skimmers,
France Places West Africa-Based Troops on Alert which may be more often the case), is it not also partly the fault of
http://www.adetocqueville.com/cgi- the people doing the write-ups for not trying hard enough to make
binloc/searchTTC.cgi?displayZop+22448 their material as approachable as, say, a novel by Andre Norton or
A.E. Van Vogt? And while we aren't all cut out to be novelists,
US and France Begin a Great Game in Africa shouldn't we at least shoot for the stars? I'd be curious as to your
http://www.globalpolicy.org/security/natres/oil/2004/0811competit thoughts on all this, as well as the thoughts of anyone else who cares
ion.htm to add their two cents.

It seems to me that as time goes by, African resources (and oil, Mark Nemeth: Paper Aces looks fun! I’d be too embarrassed to try
especially) will become more and more attractive to the powerful it without having a little kid along to use as my rationalization for
nations of the world. France may now be positioning itself to African why I’m playing this thing, but it looks fun.
dictators as an alternative to pressure from the U.S. to democratize.
Sell us your oil; keep your regime. Jonathan Nicholas: You mention "The Hotsheet" you produce for
In the 1950s, as I'm sure you'll recall, the French were knee-deep in your Champions campaign. I was thinking of doing something like
Algeria. However, unlike the United States military in Iraq, they were this for an AD&D campaign at one time, but I had difficulty
not trying to democratize the country. They merely wanted to control justifying how a free press would be allowed in what are essentially
it. Hence, the Algerian insurgency against France, just like the dictatorial kingdoms. Now that I think about it, however, it seems to
Vietnamese insurgency of the 60s and 70s against the USA, were me that an international mages guild could get away with it using
both, as George Will put it, "fueled by the most potent of 'ism' of a magic for duplication (no need for printing presses) and again using
century of isms -- nationalism." magic for distribution to their members (no need for kids hawking
In Iraq, by contrast, there is an Iraqi parliament elected by the Iraqi newspapers on street corners). This brings to mind a comment I made
people drafting an Iraqi constitution. So what is the Iraqi insurgency in A&E #350 to Simon Reeve where I mentioned the possibility of
fighting against? America? Hardly. They actually seem to prefer using intelligence blackbirds to send short messages. Nonetheless,
attacking the Iraqi people themselves, not U.S. soldiers, and so I don't thinking about it now, I think this notion of having a somewhat
think that it's because of an "ism" that they continue to behead the secretive international mages union may be the way to go in fantasy
foreign reporters that they find foolishly roaming the streets of campaigns. It's certainly an interesting IgTheme. I should have
Baghdad without armed escort. written about it rather than focusing on Jane Fonda.
No, the only "isms" they seem to be bent upon are anarchism and RYCT Paul Cardwell on capitalism: Nicely said. Nonetheless, it's
selfism, anarchism to decapitate Iraqi democracy while it is still in depressing that it's so hard for many small business owners to make
the crib, and selfism so as to seize power for themselves once that it. Granted, the reason that your neighbor’s kids don't want to take
first mission is accomplished. It seems to me that the only thing they over her cafe is that they've probably got educations and can get
desire is a return to Baath party despotism, something which I doubt decent jobs, at least for the time being. However, if they didn't go to
the Iraqi people would actually vote for if given a choice in the college or if they foresaw hard economic times ahead for 1st-
matter. Hence, who is it who is the bully in this picture? worlders as the global economy continues to flatten and as
And, of course, there I go again with my damn freedom-perspective unprecedented numbers of highly-skilled people enter the global
of the world. I do hope you'll forgive me. I appear to be addicted to marketplace from the 3rd people, I wonder if they might reconsider
ranting for some reason. This will have to come to a close. their options. Only in the public sector can you get the kind of job
RYCT Marco on U.S. intellectual property legislation being security offered by running your own business, but unlike the public
"legitimized intellectual property theft": As I mention to Myles sector, the best part of running your own business if that you can
Corcoran in this issue, I've come to the opinion that copyright ought actually fire the incompetent people working for you. My sister is a
to be for the same length of time as patents, but perhaps that's too supervising librarian at a local University, and I tell ya, the horror
"power to the people" of me. What do you think? stories I hear about people in public service you just wouldn't believe.
RYCT me on the danger of regarding nations as monoliths: Yes, I Re: Nuclear Waste Disposal: The reason some are afraid of the
agree, however, when they are dictatorships where speech and the Yucca Mountain site is, what if the stuff somehow seeps into our
press are controlled (China and Iran, among many others), then I groundwater? All of this makes me wonder, why can't we just dump
think that talking about their governments as such is within the it into the Mid-Atlantic trench? Or pump it into a dry oil well deep
bounds of reason, although, as you indicate, it is hardly accurate. underneath the ocean? Sorry, I'm obviously clueless. Probably
Nonetheless, you did bring up Tienanmen Square, causing me to because it would melt the pipes, right?
ponder what dissident groups can really hope to change in such Leonard Erickson posted something really interesting to the
highly-controlled societies. I wonder whatever happened to "tank Traveller Mailing List on 23-July-1996 30, and while there are some
guy" who made his footnote in history some sixteen years ago. Is he political comments which I can't vouch for, not having done my own
even alive? Does anyone know? research, what I think you'll find most interesting is the Traveller
scenario at the end of his post. He wrote:
Brian Misiaszek: RYCT Robert Dushay about "story-like
narratives" being more readable (less boring) than "telegraphese- Ever hear the real story behind "Love Canal" (the infamous toxic
styled" write-ups: I certainly agree with this statement. I'm not sure if waste site)?
this is prudent to ask, but I'd be curious to learn what people think has The companies that disposed of waste there took a lot of
been done well versus what has been done poorly in the various
gaming write-ups presented here in A&E. It seems to be a strange but 30
Yes, I've been saving this now for almost nine years, proof-positive of what
obvious fact that even in this gaming-oriented APA, campaign write-
a packrat I am.
precautions. They bought an old canal (and the surrounding right of precisely. George Washington was our Frodo.
way). They repaired and reinforced the reinforced concrete lining.
After they dumped in the waste, they poured a reinforced concrete Lisa Padol: I don't believe that Hillary is as universally reviled as
lid. Then they dumped lots of dirt on top. you state. True, most of the republicans hate her, but that's to be
How'd the stuff get loose? The city or county engineer ignored the expected. In any case, it's the moderates she'll have to win, and with
warnings on the maps and condemned the property so they could use Bill campaigning for her, I think she could take the White House.
it as a right of way to run a major sewer line through. Naturally they Bill Clinton, keep in mind, is a prodigy among candidates, and
ripped the hell out of the casing to run the pipes through. although he can't run again, many people will regard a vote for his
But guess who got blamed for the leakage? Not the city… wife as a vote for extending his presidency and giving him another
This ranks right up there with the idiots in Utah who over the chance to put this country on the path of peace and prosperity. Just
objections of the company rezoned the land across the street from think: an older, wiser Bill Clinton in the White House. After eight
them and put in a grade school. Why did the company object? years of Bush, I think many moderates will be salivating over the
Because they are one of the country's largest manufacturers of mere prospect of a return to 1990s. Of course, the world has changed
explosives! somewhat since then, but if the Clintons become known as the couple
To get back to Traveller though, here's a neat scenario: that saved America from the deficit excesses of the Bushes, it
The players are trying to survey a planet that got depopulated certainly won't hurt democratic candidates in decades to come.
during the Long Night. They find a map hidden in the ruins of a
government office (say hidden behind a false panel in a file cabinet). Simon Reeve: My eyes glazed over while reading about British
It's in bad shape, but they can still read it. It's a map of one of the politics, and I realized that perhaps some folks living outside the
more remote areas of the planet, a definite wilderness area. But there United States probably are experiencing much the same effect when I
are some cryptic markings on it, indicating that something is there, talk about U.S. politics. In any case, Robert Dushay reminded me of
but the markings don't say what it is. But it's obvious, both from the how rarely you delve into political discussions, however, if you're up
way the map was hidden, and the fact that the notes are so cryptic, for the task, I would be curious as to your geopolitical view, not
that whatever it is, it was supposed to be very secret. necessarily so much in terms of how you see things going during this
If they check out the area, they will find traces that indicate that century, which admittedly is hard to predict, but more in terms of
someone did some major construction here, then went to a lot of how you think the human race ought to deal with this situation it has
trouble to make it look normal again. on its hands in terms of economic globalization. My personal feeling
Depending on what sort of sensors they have, they'll get various is that if we continue to go on in the current manner, we'll be
indications. There are neutrino readings from some areas for essentially handing out destiny to multinational corporations. They
instance. And using sounding charges like geologists use will reveal will have much more power than the states that represent us
that there is some sort of large complex buried there. It appears to be politically, and that what we need to counter this rising corporate
built to withstand a major war, and the areas where the tunnels led to power is a global political body capable of making labor,
the surface seem to have been sealed very thoroughly. environmental, anti-trust, and international commerce law (to name
I'll give you pretty good odds that your average player comes up just a few areas that will eventually need to be addressed on an
with one of the following explanations: international basis). However, I have great difficulty seeing this
happening.
• Planetary defense center Nonetheless, I guess my question is...if Simon Reeve were elected
• Archives dictator of the world for just ten years, and you had exactly that
• Treasure repository amount of time to set forth the institutions necessary to secure a
hopeful human destiny for people of all nations, what would you do?
• The mother of all fallout shelters, with important people in cold
And I'm not talking about punishing this country or helping that one.
sleep until "after the war"
I'm talking about setting forth international standards on the way that
• Doomsday weapon installation. decisions get made, what rights you'd accord to nations versus
• Ancient installation that the government hid from the people international bodies as well as what rights you'd accord to individuals
(shades of "Area 51") as being natural, inviolable rights, and how you think these, if there
are any, ought to be enforced in a nuclear age. In short, is there any
Or many other variations on these themes. hope, and what, if anything, do you think we should be advocating in
But having read my comments about Love Canal, I bet you've terms of long-term solutions?
figured it out already. It's where the government buried all the really RYCT me regarding Ragamuffin and the risk of "a really
toxic waste. The neutrinos are from the decay of nuclear waste. It's challenging situation...driving those players away": You've got to
secret because they didn't want the environmentalists after them. remember that Ragamuffin is a dystopia, and with the loss the
I expect that typical players will either contaminate the hell out of structural foundation of the society, with the effective loss of the
themselves or manage to set off some of the explosive/flammable stuff Earth itself, players will be plunged into a maelstrom of unbeknownst
leaking out of corroding drums. repercussions. Keep in mind that the fleet may well be mostly
In case you haven't guessed, I am fond of setting up situations destroyed, the Admiralty effectively decapitated, and there will be
where the players get into trouble because of their pre-conceived arguments, quite open and perhaps unresolvable one, over who
notions. should assume control. Ship captains, meanwhile, will be hard-
pressed to enforce discipline, and many of these vessels might be
Heh...heh... I just couldn't resist sharing this. subject to pressures of mutiny and privateerism.
RYCT Robert Dushay regarding southern conservatives / dixiecrats "Afterall, Captain, what are you going to do? Court-martial me?
of the 60s: Inbreeding, perhaps?  Dump me out the airlock? Before you answer that, it might help you
RYCT Spike Jones on George Washington: As for his being a to know that the other senior officers all agree that it's time for you to
mediocre general, he may not have won many battles, but he won the step down. You may retain your quarters and continue to have access
ones he needed to win in order to win the war, and he managed to to the common areas of the ship. You'll be kept on in an advisory
keep the army together during truly desperate times. I can't think of capacity, this in deference to your time and experience in the fleet.
anyone else who could have achieved that. As for his being a fine But if you try to oppose us, if you try to instigate any of the crew, we
politician, I'm not so sure. From what I've heard, he wasn't exactly will have no choice but to deal with you in a permanent manner. Do
Mr. Personality. As for his most remarkable quality, that of being you understand, Sir?"
trustable with the keys to the kingdom, I think that here you nailed it And that would be the nicest of mutinies with which an unpopular
captain might be faced. As for the rest, they'll need to have eyes in races may be predisposed to instinctively fear artificial/synthetic
the backs of their heads. Yes, the players will have to get over a hump intelligence. As a result, I think these AIs may end up getting into a
of unpleasantness and powerlessness, until they seize power for lot of seemingly unnecessary wars, yet they would be so far beyond
themselves, which I don't think would be a terribly rare situation the biological races which they encounter that they might well end up
given these extreme circumstances. And if they don't think of this on turning many of these rival races into museum exhibits, at least until
their own, they will think of it once they hear news about the rash of they can think of something new to do with them (or to learn from
mutinies occurring throughout what remains of the fleet. Even if the them).
powers that be try to keep this hush-hush, rumors will inevitably I imagine sociology and psychology will continue to be a
spread. disciplines much in the same way that ancient Greek and Latin and
"Hey... did you hear about the S.S. Patton? They just went Egyptian hieroglyphs have continued to be languages well into the
independent. Shoved their C.O. out the airlock along with the regs modern age. I mean, biological species are there, your personalized
manuals. I hear they’re renaming the ship Eat Shit and Die, ESaD antfarms if you want to study them in depth. Hell, they'll even call
for short, sort of a big F.U. to central command. Oh, don't say you a god if that's your thing.
anything around senior staff. They don't want this shit getting But for AIs, I don't imagine it would be, at least not for very long.
around. Know what I mean?" As they'd study themselves, they'd learn more about the nature (and
flaws) of their form of intelligence, and they'd engineer solutions to
Patrick Riley: Re: AI probably being "something more alien than these perceived flaws. In so doing, they would themselves evolve,
any of us can imagine": The problem with taking this stance, of and they would do so much more quickly than any intelligent
course, is that it can be used as a argument not to ponder upon it biological species could naturally evolve.
whatsoever, and if you're writing a science fiction RPG that includes The question, of course, is what would they view as being a flaw?
it, then you really, as a game designer, have no choice but to define it. They would study morality, and I can only presume that they might
I can't just have a Ragamuffin chapter on AI that says "It's so alien, I make of it something rather different than what we make of it, for
decided that I couldn’t adequately imagine what it might end up even amongst our own kind, subject as we are to childhoods in these
being like, so I'm not even going to try. I'm just leaving it up to the physical bodies, in competition as we are for limited physical
individual GM." No, that wouldn't quite due, although the thought, resources, and bent as we are upon the individual and often
I'll admit, is rather tempting. conflicting paths set by our genes and by our circumstances, there is
The truth of the matter is that I didn't even want to include AI in honest difference of opinion as to what exactly constitutes right and
Ragamuffin. I fought it and fought it, because I instinctively knew wrong. There are social issues, for instance, and there are differences
that it would be this huge, difficult can of worms. I could think of of political opinion. In fact, many people who live next door to each
numerous ways in which it could prove unbalancing. After all, other or perhaps share room in the same APA may not always agree
imagine a race, a species of AIs, one which conquered / freed itself with each other 100% of the time. 
from it's original, biological masters. They don't need food. They So what would they see as a flaw? How would they perceive issues
don't need sleep. They don't even need air. They survive purely on of morality? You tell me. Because, at least as this moment, I have no
energy. They can build bodies that are as big or as small as they want freaking idea.
them to be. Their brains would inevitably become much more And the problem is, I have to make this setting, and I have to define
complex and much faster operationally than ours. Intellectually, they this stuff. I have to define what AIs think and why they think it. I
would outpace us just as the jet outpaces the bird. didn't even want to include them, primarily because they are so
Furthermore, they needn't worry about any "biological" processes mystifying to me, and I have no idea how to really go about defining
and can confine themselves solely to thought and to effort to build their perceptions and their modes of analysis. In figuring out the
themselves up scientifically, technologically, and militarily if need effect they have on society, that's another whopper. The multitude of
be. They might fight, but they'd also be networked in such a way that implications defy the imagination. I think it's pretty safe to say that
they could discuss things and share thoughts and memories with each within merely a few decades of their initial development, our society
other directly, sort of like a "hive-mind", and they'd be utterly would be utterly transformed. But precisely how?! And more
immune to biological diseases and aging. In short, they'd be the importantly, why?!
perfect race.31 That's the stuff that science fiction is made of: those types of
This is what we're talking about, at least assuming Moore's Law questions, and if you don't answer them thoughtfully, then you're just
continues to hold for a while longer. Meanwhile, every biological passing the buck. And to make matters even worse, it almost looks
race they meet will think they're the "cylons" or the "borg", those inevitable at this point. I mean, our scientists and computer chip
great mechanical monsters of science-horror. After all, is it any engineers are making steady progress. If chip speeds continue to
accident that we have invented these races/monsters out of our multiply, then it's only a matter of years or at most a few decades
collective imagination? It is because somewhere in our genes there before we have this AI technology, or they have us, or some strange
lurks this fear, this fear that there might be something greater than us combination between those two extremes. It is possible we'd be
that we created that is stronger than us. treated as gods and our lives would become ones of infinite ease, sort
Where this comes from, in my opinion, is our psychological of your own personal heaven, and it's just as possible that we could
evolution. Imagine a father's fear of his son...not in the world of end up in cages or coffins or something infinitely worse.32
today where I don't think it any longer exists in any meaningful way, This is one of the few areas I hate to sound alarmist, because I
but as it might have been in the world of yesteryear, when sons could personally think that this transformation will be a very good one, one
supplant fathers off their thrones and where cavemen hit each other where we'd look back at the 20th and early part of the 21st centuries
over the noggin' with big baseball bats. This probably even goes back in disdain and with no small measure of disgust. That's how good I
to our apehood. The father who takes precautions will be more likely think it will end up being if we make it to the goal line. But it's hard
survive to keep reproducing into his ripe old age. The one who to know for sure what the world will look like, and to take such a
doesn't won't. rosy lens seems somewhat naive given the assortment of complex
It's essentially the same thing, the same distant warning, like a problems which we, as a global community, currently face.
ghost echoing words off a stone wall. It's that hint of fear that creeps So I don't want to go with the complete rosy, la-la-la, everyone is so
up unnoticed, the one you barely hear or perhaps can only hear if happy universe, as it would be so neglectful as to the present, that
you're actively listening for it. which science-fiction, in part, is supposed to address. So I'm going
So my point is that for psycho-evolutionary reasons, biological
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Though, I don't think the scenario proposed by The Matrix, where they are
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A race very much like God, if that makes any sense to anyone. sucking us for our energy, is terribly likely.
with a setting which is a mixture of the extremes, much like today's case, of course, Bush and the neo-cons thought it was necessary in
world, actually. That will probably make the setting look more like the grand scheme of history. But were they right? In any event, they
the times in which we live than will be the actual case, but so be it. If took matters into their own hands rather than trust the wisdom or
you want to criticize Victorianism in prose, then your setting has to folly of democracy. In order to save the town, in effect, they decided
be just a little bit Victorian.33 to burn it. It's ultimately lunacy, but I see no other way to make sense
In any case, as Spike mentioned with respect to the early Christians of their actions. So certainly, they did wrong, but it seems that 51%
just last issue, we all like to think we live in a special age when our of Americans were willing to forgive them, to look the other way,
life can have meaning and purpose, an age that other generations will either because Kerry wasn't willing to argue this point passionately
look to, either in awe or in disgust, and my reaction to that statement enough, or because the American people weren't able to hear it. The
is that yes, that's true, but sometimes people are living in a great age. only person I heard roaring passion from was Dean. Was he
Sometimes history is being made in the present, and for one to ignore electable? It seems the democrats will never know.
this reminds me of the proverbial ostrich. Here's an idea: Hillary and Dean in 2008? Or is that just two
There are great moments in history, after all, and people are there to northeastern at this point? Personally, I think they'd make a hell of an
witness them. That's how we know about them, in fact. Because interesting ticket.35
somebody wrote them down. And, needless to say, my argument is Regarding the amendments being stripped away, tell me more. I'd
that this is one such great moment (and so we should be paying be curious to hear details about exactly what you're talking about.
attention!). We live in interesting times, or so goes the curse. So if Also, see my comment to Spike Jones in this issue regarding my faith
Ragamuffin is to be a reflection of that, then it has to be a reflection in our democratic institutions possibly being misplaced.
of that. And AIs have to be included. And they have to be detailed. Regarding the part about where you begin to get personal and start
Just saying they're so alien that none of us can imagine them patently speaking on behalf of shattered families and shattered freedoms,
won't do, mammalian bias or no mammalian bias, which I agree is well…rather than summarize you, I'll simply repeat what you wrote.
obvious and, I should think, rationally incontrovertible. It was, I believe, as follows:
Regarding pictures of returning coffins and wounded banned by the "I hope you remember all the people who have had their lives cut
Pentagon: I didn't realize this. Very interesting. I can only assume short because of your moral imperative. I hope you remember all the
they believe that such pictures would result in greater public families that have been shattered. I hope you remember the hundreds
backlash, but you're correct. It’s our right as a democracy to see such that have been tortured and detained without trail. I hope you
pictures and to have the open and honest debate about whether or not remember a time when people were allowed to speak out against
it's all really worth the cost. My fear, of course, is that people tyranny and bloodshed. That, sir, is what it's all about."
wouldn't think it’s worth the cost, not after seeing the steady stream I have to admit that I was torn when I first read this. Half of me
of coffins. The images would just sink in after awhile, and the public wanted to recoil or react angrily, but the other half wanted to yell
would either being inured to death, or they'd become so inflamed that "Bravo!" and drive up to Campbell to meet you so I could shake your
the democratization effort currently underway would be tragically hand.36 I mean, while I'm not terribly enthusiastic about the "I hope
undermined. you remember" parts, I can't ignore the fact that you are essentially
That's, of course, a very Bushist way of stating the rationale, but I speaking on behalf of the injured and powerless and, in fact, on
can imagine that's what they're thinking. Nonetheless, freedom of the behalf of the dead. In my view, that's incredibly noble, so although
press should be sacrosanct. The press should be allowed not only to you are essentially "flaming" me here, I can't really bring myself to
see the coffins, but more important, it ought to be allowed to get upset about it.
interview prisoners, military or otherwise, at will.34 After recent Look, these are emotional topics. You mention that I'm pissing you
revelations of torture, I think this ought to be enshrined as off, and then you seem to apologize for it, saying that you take full
Amendment 1a to the Constitution, right there next to freedom of the responsibility for your short temper and impatience. Well,
press and all the other rights we take for granted. congratulations on being human. If you can't get upset about these
Regarding Bush selling us a bill of goods (Saddam's supposed topics, then somebody ought to stick a fork in you, because you're
WMDs and links to Al Qaeda): See my comment to Robert Dushay done.
regarding Iraq & WMDs in A&E #357, but also see my comment I mean, you're right. Some of the stuff they're doing is unforgivable.
this issue to Michael Cule regarding Richard Butler's assessment in And I must appear to you to be the cruelest of apologists. Please,
2001. Basically, yeah, I think Bush blew it. He had other reasons to then, allow me the opportunity to apologize, since it's obvious you
use, but of course, the fear button was his strongest hand, so that's the think I'm basically playing devil's advocate. The truth of the matter is
one he went with, and it was all based on this assumption that turned that I'm still working through these issues, and I haven't quite decided
out to be a lie. Was it a lie from the beginning? As far as I'll go on where exactly I stand. In case I've somehow failed to mention it, my
that question is that I think they were consciously stretching the truth vote in this past election was an agonizing one. It was difficult. I
toward what they collectively imagined was the truth, and in this didn't like it one bit. So it's naturally been on my mind, and I've
case, the herd had simply wandered into the wrong meadow. It naturally wanted to talk about it. Forgive us both for being human.
happens. Since you have been so bold to write me your true thoughts,
Now do I excuse it? Um…no, you're right. It's still lying. I mean, however, let me be so bold as to return the favor. I think the way you
they boot out this army enlistee because he tries stealing a few crates approach this problem is somewhat unwise. Ridiculing people you
full of money from some bunker where the Iraqis where hiding disagree with is...well...it's small. There are ways, impassioned but
millions of American dollars, and yet when they're called upon to do appropriate ways, to frame your argument so that it doesn't read like a
the right thing in setting policy and making the case to the United personal attack. Because I believe you are a moral person who
Nations, suddenly there are no standards? I mean, what is right if not deserves to have all the tools he can bear with which to combat the
right? It certainly isn't wrong. immorality of the world, I'll go so far as to show you example of
This, of course, is compounded by the fact that we were talking what I mean. In this example, I'm you and you're me. It's an exercise
about invading another country. War is the most serious thing a in roleplaying, you see. Here's what you could have written:
nation can do. To enter into it lightly is the most unforgivable of sins,
right next to not entering into those wars that are necessary. In this Jim, I've read your thoughts, and (I think you have your head up your

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Speaking of which, I wonder what they’ll call these times in years hence. I suggested some other possible democratic candidates in my comments
34 to Louis La Mancusa.
Some would argue that this is a ridiculous notion, and I agree, it is
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ridiculous, but sometimes the ridiculous is unfortunately necessary, as I hope Not that I'm necessarily under the illusion that you would allow me to do
to demonstrate sometime within the next few dozen paragraphs. so, but permit me to hold on to this fantasy.
ass...haha, just joking) I'm concerned that you may be missing some be a republican issue but which now appear to have gone by the
details that to me and some of the other readers of this APA appear wayside ever since the republicans got control of Congress. And this
overwhelmingly obvious and conclusive on the question over is just the beginning of the list. Since you supposedly care so much
whether or not Bush deserved to be re-elected. Since you've talked so about censorship, what about the Global Gag Order or the rollback
passionately about freedom, I'm going to frame this argument in of the Freedom of Information Act. I mean, it’s like there’s no end to
exactly those terms, so that you will be able to view my world this shit! I could go on and on. But why bother? If this doesn't
through your frame of reference. convince you that Bush is anything but freedom-loving, I honestly
Here's the deal: they're torturing people. I mean, what the heck?! don't know what will.
America? Torture? Those two words are not supposed to go together. I'm not saying that your morals are in the wrong place. I'm saying
For them to put those two words together is to rip apart the that you’ve been fooled. You've been blinded as have many
Constitution that the President is sworn to uphold. Americans, but it's time to wake up and smell the bullshit, because
Now, I don't want to make this a personal attack, but I'll confess it's piling up all around us. We're being buried in it, and if we want to
that this whole situation has me really angry. I mean, they have been start being Americans again, we're going to have to start digging
putting people away in confinement for years without any legal ourselves out and fighting for our democracy. It's worth fighting for,
counsel whatsoever, without visits from the Red Cross, without visits it's worth being upset about, and...for God’s sake, Jim, join us.
from reporters who might want to do interviews, without any sort of
acceptable humanitarian oversight, often without even admitting Now, something like this, I think, would have been better. It's just
they even have these people, without a phone call, Jim... a person as passionate, but it makes your point without resorting to personal
can be arrested off the street of Baghdad and put in prison, kicked ridicule. Notice how I have you hold out a hand at the very end.
and beaten, subjected to humiliation, sometimes even electrocution, That's a tactic that you may find useful in the future.38
and all without any sort of trial or due process whatsoever! In many I demonstrate all this in verbose detail for two reasons. The first
cases their families don't even know where they are, and our military and probably the most important reason is that it doesn't hurt anyone
denies that we have them in custody! There's even some word now to undertake this sort of exercise in order to see the other side's point
that Bush has secret prisons scattered throughout the world, places of view. If you can't argue from the opposite viewpoint, then you
you don't know about that they're never going to tell you about. really haven't opened your mind to the possibility that you might be
Think about this for moment. All Bush had to do was pick up the wrong. That's a sin of pride, which I discuss to some small extent in
phone and talk to his generals and say, "I don't want this sort of thing my comments to myself this issue, and I would caution you to avoid
to happen. We don't fight that way." After Rumsfeld found out what it (the sin, not my comments).
was going on at Abu Ghraib, he should have told the President Secondly, and perhaps of more practical value to you, I think moral
immediately. If he didn't, he should have been fired once the story people, people of conscience such as yourself, should learn how to
broke. But he wasn't. Hence, at the very least, by keeping Rumsfeld find a voice that is true to who they are but which can still have a
on, Bush gave his tacit approval to everything that's been occurring, positive effect on the people they are trying to sway, one that conveys
all the while going with the story that these were isolated incidents a hopeful if angry message without becoming so combative that the
instigated by individual guards who had somehow lost control of people most in need of being persuaded or enlightened stop listening.
themselves and took pictures as souvenirs. Bullshit! It's such bullshit, I should also add that I'm not the first person in the world to realize
Jim, and I'm sure you must be able to recognize this. this, and some prominent Bush-haters are already using this tactic.
These are not small beans. Civil process and freedom from torture On 02-May-2005, Jon Stewart interviewed Senator Zell Miller 39, of
are the stuff that our society is built upon. This is our bedrock. Yet all people, and at the end of the interview, Stewart remarked, "We
Rumsfeld is still there like he did nothing wrong. And Bush, all it disagree on a lot of things...but...well...let me say this: I think we
would have took was one phone call to Abu Ghraib: "Oh, General. I disagree on everything. But I think your heart's in the right place, and
heard something about our troops and civilian interrogation I think you're a nice man." That, my friend, is how it's done. Jon
contractors stepping over the line. You may have seen the photos on Stewart is the master. He's the king of coolness 40, and I think he is
CNN. Yeah, well, this has to stop now. I'm asking Red Cross to send having an impact on this nation and probably on the world.
international humanitarian inspectors to all our prisons, and we're Regarding your comments with respect to Ryan Dancey, you write
going to let in the press as well 37, and if I hear another whiff of this as follows: "I can say with all certainty and confidence that I would
scandal, you will be standing outdoor guard duty at our not purposefully read other people's emails.... Shame on you for not
northernmost base in Alaska for the rest of your career. Do I make being able to say likewise." Well, okay…shame on me, then. That's
myself clear, General?" what it is to be human, I guess. Sometimes we know something's
How much do you want to bet that that conversation happened? wrong, yet we do it anyway. Perhaps there are extenuating
Not a whole lot, I should think. circumstances, or so we reason. This, of course, is where
Look, I know you want to support your country. I know you believe rationalizations swoop in like vultures, eager to lead us down that
in freedom. But when Bush and Cheyney and Rumsfeld did what they path of "good intentions" which ends up in…well…you know. In
did and didn't do what they should have done, they stepped all over short, the flesh is weak, and so we all sin in some way, and if you
your country and over freedom itself. Think about that. I mean, really personally don't sin whatsoever, then I applaud you, for you are a
think about it. Because if you do, as I have, I think you'll find it very
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The other tactic, of course, is the studious omission of the fact that
good his intentions, in not stopping this travesty he betrayed between Iraq and Afghanistan there are something like fifty million people,
everything we as Americans hold dear, and he portrayed us as and they’re freer today than they’ve ever been. A big part of my job is
monsters upon the world stage. This damage he has done will take accounting, so the importance of big numbers is rather ingrained in me.
decades to undo. He was squandered all the goodwill we had after Fifty million is a very big number, and if freeing these people results in
the events of 9/11, and now we're alone in the world, and we have other middle-east nations following the path to freedom, then it’s just the
nothing but our military might and the will to use it. tip of the iceberg. A big if, I grant you, but an if worth considering.
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Now, of course, I've spent this whole time talking about just one Miller was hawking his book, A Deficit of Decency, where I imagine he
issue, prisoner abuse. But let's consider the larger picture: the so- talks about the golden age of dueling among other topics.
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called Patriot Act hurried through Congress, media consolidation to So much so that he's found a way to continue to look cool even while being
help stamp out any dissenting opinions, states rights which used to needlessly cruel, for example with respect to such varied celebrities as Laura
Bush and Paris Hilton, two women who I don't imagine have very much in
37 common, but I suppose that this is all in the nature of comedic criticism,
Yes, I'm still serious about this, although you're still a long way from though this seems such an offhand way for justifying any criticism, no matter
getting to my reason. how personal or repugnant.
moral paragon. My congratulations! Regarding my thoughts on CS professors being misguided: I fear
But seriously, I'm not saying that most of us would do what Dancey you may have put horns upon me46, although this may simply be me
did. I don't know that. But I know myself well enough that I think I being overly-sensitive after reading your other comments. I actually
probably would have fallen into the same trap, and like him, I would had the opportunity to talk with my friend about this just a few weeks
probably rationalize it right down to my dying day. Dancey, it ago, and he agreed that he thought there was a problem in University-
probably won't surprise you, doesn't actually think he did anything level education, at least in the computer science department at U.C.
wrong.41 But regardless of whether or not you accept his explanation, Riverside, although he defended the department head, a guy with
the fact remains that we're all different and we all have moral whom he happens to get along rather well, stating that: "Tom (the
weaknesses. head of the C.S. department) doesn't think of himself as a teacher, he
The Chinese have a saying which I think is worth mentioning. One seems himself as an administrator." And that's probably true.
type of rice feeds a hundred types of people. Well, think of the seven The guy running the department has had great vision about where
deadly sins. There's sloth and lust, and then there's pride and anger, to take the school. He's seen opportunities to really transform the
and then there are a few others. I can't remember them, and it's not learning environment, by which I mean the actual computer labs, into
important, but my point is that each of us has strengths in one area something quite extraordinary, and in so doing, I believe he has more
and weaknesses in another, and while you might not fail Dancey's than earned his salary. However, some of the classes, automaton
test, and, in fact, you might be so moral as to not fail any moral tests theory, just as an example, seem like something straight out of the
whatsoever, not everyone is as perfect as that. dark ages of computer theory, sort of like teaching, "Here's how
Hence, just as the muscleman should not taunt the weakling, just as computers might work if only we could build them." Well, we can
the genius should not ridicule the idiot, so the moral should not and we have. My point was simply that times change, so education
despise the immoral42, but should rather be trying to help them, has to change as well to meet the new demands.
encourage them, and uplift them if at all possible.43 After all, we are Now, of course, University-level education isn't the only level of
but animals, intelligent ones to some small extent, but none of us education that's in trouble. I think that we're doing ourselves a grave
perfect. disservice by not seeing and reacting to the changes going on in the
As for myself, personally, I've given up aiming for moral world. For example, and this is all from hearsay, so I may get some
perfection. In the first place, it's unobtainable. In the second place, it's of these facts wrong, but it is my understanding that back in the
boring! So I've resigned myself to the fact that I'm going to bend or 1950s or thereabouts, the U.S. was one of the few countries in the
even break the rules every now and then. I consider it a sort of civil world with a policy of compulsory high school level education for
disobedience practiced on a personal level…just one of those little the entire youth population. Almost no other countries were doing
things that makes life worth living. this, or so I've been told.47
Granted, this is a dangerous position, as we can rationalize just Now, at that time there were not a whole lot of opportunities for
about anything if we try hard enough. To go back to the previous women in the workforce, so the most intelligent women went out and
topic, it was probably in this way that Abu Ghraib became became teachers and nurses. In standardized testing of teachers at the
synonymous with American arrogance, because once we put the ends time, the overall teacher population scored quite high. Kids, I think,
above the means, we put ourselves above the rules that we expect were getting a good education at all levels (K-12) because their
everyone else to follow. But, of course, who is really following the teachers were genuinely interested and excited about education and
rules any longer? about teaching. Teachers of that era were able to convey this
I guess my final point on this general topic of the ends and the excitement, and as a result, I think we effectively got the largest
means is that most people are not nearly as moral as you. 44 GAMA's education subsidy in the history of the world.
previous board of directors, at least according to Dancy, wasn't Fast forward fifty years. Women now go into a wide assortment of
playing by what we might call the rules of common decency. professions, and the smartest people (men and women) tend not to
Likewise, the terrorists of Iraq (and elsewhere) aren't playing by the become teachers because there are plenty of better paying
Geneva rules, unless, of course, there's a section of the decapitation alternatives. True, the people who do go into teaching probably tend
of civilians which I somehow failed to notice. I mean, it's all the to be the most idealistic about education, however, to be a good
same: abuse of power. The Bush administration didn't invent this teacher, you need much more than idealism. Most of all, I think, you
concept. really have to want to teach and be willing to do whatever’s
What bothers me the most, however, is that there are smart, well- necessary to make sure you’re holding the students to the highest
meaning people both inside and outside of America who are standards they are capable of attaining.48 And I think there are a fair
concerned that we'll see more and more of this sort of warfare, and
that civilization will slowly deteriorate as a result. If so, then freedom unwavering to the point that it is inconvenient and possibly even self-
may one day lay dying like a sick eagle looking up at the sky, and destructive. Perhaps Ryan's story is, like countless others, but a small parable
for a much greater story yet unfinished, and while I condoned his behavior, I
weeping will be but a gentle luxury, small relief from the don't condone it in all cases.
indescribable feud and dizzying pain that await.45 Ultimately, I think you're absolutely right! There need to be rules, but the
rules need to be just, and it always seems to be those in power, in no matter
41 how large or how small a situation, who prevent this from being the case. In so
Please see my comment to Spike in this issue.
42 doing, or rather in failing to do otherwise, they set the tone for the rest of us,
Unless, of course, the immoral is eating the moral's cookies, in which case, often imposing some form of censorship upon those they wish to silence, and
irritability is certainly in order. the result is that the rules, like civilization itself, increasingly seem to have
43 been made to be broken.
Although, if you bother to my read my comments to Robert Dushay on
46
violence & the media, I seem to lean more toward punishment than See my comment to Lee Gold in A&E #355.
encouragement. Again, it probably boils down to the severity of the crime and 47
I think I heard it at an talk given by Todd Buchholz in support of his book,
to what degree selfishness rather than altruism was the basis for the act in
Bringing the Jobs Home, so that may have the actual statistics for anyone who
question.
44 feels like checking it out.
Or, at least, they are not as moral you purport yourself to be. It might 48
My wife told me about how one of her teachers in Taiwan was
surprise you to learn that the world is full of selfish, prideful people who think
displeased with her performance on a test. She had an average score when
constantly about themselves and about what they can get from others, and how
compared to the whole class, but this teacher thought she should have done
they achieve their ends is but a minor footnote in the grand march of their
better, so he rapped her across the knuckles as punishment. He saw that
desires. Or so I’ve been told.
45 she individually could do better, and so he let her know it in no uncertain
Apologies to Keats. And, going back to footnote #34, this is my reason terms. I’m not sure if we should go back to the days where teachers could
why we have to be ridiculous in our moral leadership: because in order to be hit students, but something has to be done. The schools are simply out of
taken seriously in the role, one has to be completely above board and control. Teachers, administrators, parents, and society have all ceded their
number of teachers who do, but how many of teachers are in the great many subplots, all of which he feels he must play out in detail
profession for other reasons, such as, for example, that three month in order to ensure that no loose threads come back to bite Jinx.
vacation every summer? Yank that away, and I'm sure we'd find out, And…well…he's right, of course. I have a tendency to pack in
that is assuming the union doesn't scream bloody murder. more story opportunities than can be adequately addressed within the
Today, teachers are still tested, but they do not score nearly as well short amount of time we have to game. We're no longer teenagers,
on standardized tests as their colleagues of half a century ago. after all. We can't kick back and game all summer long, although
Furthermore, not only does it seem to be the case that the level of perhaps when we find a good retirement home, perhaps then we'll
instruction has fallen, but we also haven't kept up with other nations finally be able to finish this thing, though by then we'll be so deep
in terms of the actual required number days students have to spend in into our senility that we'll no longer remember what the whole story
school per year. In the United States, we demand something like 180 was about.
school days per year for graduation. That is abysmal. In Korea the
number is about 220. In Japan, it's 240. Like I said, add sixty days to Marco Subias: Re: Voter Fraud: It's a serious enough allegation that
our school year and see how many teachers drop out of the I prefer not to take it lightly, and since voting is, after all, at the
profession. Then give those that remain a hefty raise, smaller class foundation of democracy, I think it's worth almost any price to ensure
sizes and professional graders! Oh, but we can't do that because it that our elections are fair and that all claims of fraud are fully
costs too much. I say to everyone reading this, the cost of not doing it investigated. But, honestly, I don't know if we'll ever get there. I
is much, much greater. mean, the technology and procedures to do this aren't all that
We seem to fail to realize that we are in competition with these mysterious.
other countries around the world. We seem to take it for granted, as a Of even greater concern to me, however, is what Paul Cardwell
matter of privilege, that we will always excel at high-tech endeavors, mentioned to Robert Dushay last issue: "The systematic exclusion of
and that we will always lead the world in scientific exploration. Our any other political party from the media." While not 100% true, third
arrogance is such that when foreign students come to our universities parties are certainly excluded from the debates and are, for the most
and pay outrageous sums for an education because the higher part, ignored as being non-viable regardless of how intelligent, wise,
education systems in their home countries haven't yet caught up to or well-spoken their candidates. And it's simply not fair. The
ours (although I believe they soon will), we are happy to take their American people aren't being heard because third parties aren't being
money, but once they graduate and their student visas expire, we send given a chance. If we ever get past this state of affairs, people will
them packing back to their original countries when many of these look back on these times as if we were living in the political dark
educated, young people might have otherwise stayed and become ages.
part of the multi-cultural fabric of America. Re: Bush & FDR: You make many good points. Nonetheless, while
From a purely economic standpoint, it's insane. Bush wants to I've often heard that WWII cured our economic woes, and while I'm
legalize a guest-worker arrangement for illegal immigrants, thereby sure that there are economic analyses showing this to be the case, I
offering cheap labor to business owners, yet perhaps what we really can't help but have trouble accepting it on a gut level. I mean, for
ought to be focusing our attention toward is how to keep the educated several years people are living in shanty-towns and subsisting on
immigrants, the ones who are the most likely to start business and rotten vegetables and crumbs. FDR mobilizes the nation for a War on
invent new technologies here in America. Of course, if you disregard Poverty, which essentially fails. Unemployment is still something
this economic standpoint and look at the issue from a purely socio- like 20% at the end of his second term. Yet a few years later, we're
political point of view, you come away with the happy realization building warships and airplanes, and we're sending well-equipped
that these foreign students help spread American ideals of freedom troops overseas to liberate Europe and crush Japan. I've just never
and democracy around the world, and it shouldn't surprise anyone been able to completely reconcile these two pictures. If we could
here to realize that, at least from my freedom-oriented perspective, defeat Nazi Germany in Europe and Africa and defeat Imperial Japan
this is the more important of the two issues to me personally. But the in the Pacific, why couldn't we defeat poverty here at home? I'm not
fact remains that this is yet another discussion that we just aren't questioning that this is the case. I just don't understand it.
having as a nation. We're ignoring it, and we continue do so at our
own peril. Jim Vassilakos: I talked a bit about the "money perspective" on
My final point in this brief set of comments that I sending you49, I history and mentioned the movie Silver City. I should also have
guess, is that all these issues: education, immigration, competition, mentioned the passionately written War is a Racket by Brigadier
and the spread of democracy...all of them link together and form a General Smedley D. Butler, who, incidentally, kicks ass.
policy tapestry, if you will. And what we need are people who are I first heard about Butler in a book which talked about the
willing to look at that tapestry and say, "Hey... this here doesn't make conspiracy to overthrow FDR and install a money-backed American
sense." With all your boiling passion and moral righteousness, dictator (Butler was the big hero of this true story), and one of our
perhaps you are such a person. I just hope that when you engage members here talked about this episode in A&E some issues ago
people on these topics, you do so without resorting to personal after I told him about it via email. In any case, Butler made the
attacks, because I think then your voice and opinions will carry much argument back in 1935 that America was well on it's way to
greater weight. becoming a colonial empire, and so he decided to speak out against
Having said all that, I'm not sure this is any longer the appropriate this and even proposed an Amendment for Peace to the U.S.
place for such discussions, and on that final note, please see my Constitution. Unsurprisingly, he spoke against our entrance into
comments to Joshua Kronengold. WWII but died, presumably of cancer, over a year before the
Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor.
Brian Rogers: I love doing stories within stories. In fact, this has All in all, Butler was entirely of the money-perspective, and during
been my modus operandi over the course of the entire Jinx campaign, the period he was practicing warfare on behalf of the United States, I
and it has only grown more pronounced as Jinx has advanced in have no doubt that his view was enforced by the facts of that time.
power and begun plane-hopping. Needless to say, however, situations change, and so I'm not sure his
I have noticed, however, that it has made Kurt, Jinx's player, quite perspective continued to be the right one during the late 1930s. This
frustrated. He often remarks that he feels Jinx is never able to perhaps shows us yet another situation where a man can be very right
accomplish anything because other things keep getting in the way. and very wrong, all within the same lifetime and all while following
This is particularly true of the current story-arc which encompasses a his same set of core principles.
In reflection, I can't help but wonder if maybe the moral of this
responsibilities. It’s downright sickening, and it must be fixed. story is that inflexibility of perspective is a sin of pride no matter
49
Squeel! 
one's point of view and no matter the rightness or wrongness of one's
cause. Yet, of course, we need steadfast rulers, for as subjects (and as
voters) we cannot seem to tolerate wobble. We liken it to infidelity or • How will the economic flattening of the world proceed, and
simply the lack of a moral substrate. Why is that? what will be the political ramifications? To what extent will
Speaking of wobble, I hereby wobble. Last issue I despaired of ever technology terminate the tyranny of distance, leading to a global
seeing democracy in Iraq, writing that failure would "be proof to us society of placelessness, and what will be the social and
and to the world that they weren't ready for democracy, and perhaps political impediments, and how will these be resolved? Or will
they never will be." What an awful thing to say. I'm ashamed of rich nations continue to find new and creative ways to victimize
myself, and I desperately need a moral editor to kick me every now poor ones? If so, how will this be achieved? What will be the
and then and shake me back to my senses. I don't know what is going ramifications of these policies? Will there be rampant illegal
to happen, but I can't stand being so down on an entire civilization. border-crossing coupled with increasing xenophobia, or will
It's racist and it's wrong. I guess that's why we need steadfast illegal immigration become a thing of the past, every nation
leadership…because as people we need somebody to turn to for faith partaking of the global pie on a more or less equitable basis?
in these moments of weakness. It seems I just answered my own
question. Now how funny is that? • To what extent will remote surveillance become an omnipresent
factor of everyday life? To what extent will up-to-date
Final Note with respect to Politics: surveillance logs be available to various segments of the
population? What will be the social ramifications? What sort of
After finishing these comments, I received Lee's message that a two- political debates will result from this, and how will they be
page rule would be instituted with respect to political essays & resolved?
commentary starting with issue #360. Although this came as a
surprise to me, I was immediately glad to see the new rule. After • Will democracy slowly sweep over the entire world or will
reading Joshua Kronengold's comment at the beginning of his zine in dictatorships continue to persist? Will there be a centralized
#357 (the last one in the issue), I realized that I'd taken a hand in government with more practical power than the United Nations?
leading the APA away from its focus, so my apologies to everyone Will corporate greed be reigned in or be allowed to run free and
(and for more on this, see my comment to Joshua in this issue). unfettered from any meaningful international regulation? Will
In any case, I think this new rule Lee is establishing is a good thing, there be a world currency along with an international banking
and I intend to adhere to it starting with issue #359. As Lee wrote in system, and who will control it?
her email: "A&E's focus is on role-playing. We talk about many other
things, sometimes at length, as related to roleplaying, but -- as Editor
• To what extent will genetic modification become a factor in
-- I think it's getting time to remind people that roleplaying is what
human evolution? What will be the social and political
we do." Well stated, and I couldn't agree more.
consequences? What about life-expectancy or the war against
As for the rest of you, the political discussions have been fun and
plague viruses?
educational. Not only did I learn a good deal about your points of
view, but your arguments forced me to think in greater depth about
my own perspective, to question my own beliefs and to try to better • Assuming we develop controlled fusion, what are the
understand my personal biases, and I think this has been of benefit to ramifications of that going to be? What about gravitics? Imagine
me, so my thanks to everyone who participated. being able to hop in your aircar and fly to the other side of the
Also, I'd like to again apologize if anything I wrote had the effect of planet. What happens to air traffic? How are borders going to be
curdling anyone's blood. That certainly wasn't my intention. In any controlled? What about the airspace around vital industrial and
case, I cannot help but praise the tact and cordiality that most political targets?
everyone showed over the course of the past several issues. The
important thing for me, really, was that flame wars not erupt, and I • Global-warming, changing weather patterns, and rising sea
think we succeeded in not letting the discussions go there. For this I levels. It’s all happening, folks. Speaking of which, what’s
think we should all be proud, regardless of our politics. going to happen with respect to global pollution? Will it ever be
The one disappointment I have, however, is that I’m not sure this controlled? What about deforestation, destruction of the ozone
new rule will leave room for the development and discussion of the layer, and the wholesale slaughter of untold numbers of already
Ragamuffin setting in these pages. The reason for this is that this endangered species? What are the practical ramifications of
near-future setting has the possibility of raising a whole host of these “seemingly minor” issues?
political and moral questions. Such as:
• Informing the public that we’re in contact with an alien race (or
• How will relations between the sexes change over the next 50- several). Will there be mass-hysteria? Will the news simply leak
100 years? I talked about this last issue, mentioning that I or will the governments in question come out with a joint
thought that women would play a greater and greater role until statement? What will it say? What will be the public reaction?
they finally dominate western society. Do people here agree? If How will this moment be remembered by history?
so, how will this affect marriage? What about romance? What
about the traditional roles of men and women in family life? • Race to space. Will there be international cooperation or will
What about the raising of children? Daycare? Psychological every nation or international bloc try to go it alone? What
effects on children because of the new ways in which things are rivalries will exist and how will these be exhibited and
done? controlled?

• How will the development of Artificial Intelligence affect • Population control. Will we need it? What form will it take?
society? Will there be massive job displacement? Will the rich What will be the controversies brewing as a result?
get richer and the poor poorer? If so, what will happen to the
middle class, and if the middle class is crushed amidst fabulous • Terrorism. Just how much damage will one idiot be able to
productivity, what will that mean for transfer payments and accomplish, and to what extremes will governments go to
social programs? In short, what the hell is going to happen, both prevent terrorism?
in terms of best case and worst case scenarios, and will AIs have
any legal rights or protections, and if so, what will be the result As you can see, I’m quite able to keep going with these questions.
of that? There’s really no end to them once you get started. And while I’ll
admit that it’s tempting to chuck it all and play Star Wars and Star
Trek, this is infinitely more interesting. But, of course, my concern is
that any sort of musings will be considered to be political in nature
(as they mostly are). So I’m rather of the opinion that perhaps I
should confine development to venues other than this APA.
Comments, of course, are welcome, but I think Lee should ultimately
be the judge, and if her judgement is no, then I’ll certainly understand
and just move all such theorizing outside of A&E.

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