WAYS

Saniya Aijaz, Sonal Khatri,Yash Saxena

Teacher in-charge: Mrs. Seema Saxena|
TEAM
Core team: Akshat Shukla, Debashree Chatterjee, Prateek Pande,
‘08

Abhijeet Shrivastava,Devansh Deolekar,Poorna Goyal,Vivek Pandey||Aditya Dubey, Kartik Trivedi, Shruti Karvade,
Shubha Shrivastava ||Resource Team: Abhilasha Bhardwaj, Dhanajay Dixit, Kalyani Singh, Ankit Saxena,
Ankita Dutta, Navtej Lamba, Neelabh Sinha, Priyanka Khirdwarkar ,Rashmi Tiwari, Sanjay Singh, Shashank Dixit
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When there's darkness
And you don't find your way
Amidst the fog, you are lost in haze
A death walked path and few hurdles to try
All you can see is a blurred vision,
few mortals at sway.
When there's fear
And no strength to fight
A forlorn emotion with a silent cry
Amidst the crowd, all saturated of distrust
All you can see, a few lost souls; desires at sigh.

Then,
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And beyond these faults
Beyond these clouds of dismay
WAYS 2008
WE AND YOU
Beyond these feelings of emotions and trust
Beyond these fears of failures at try
One day I shall
Fly High in the sky.

I may fall at depths

SHALL
I may fall at defeats
I may shadow my strength
And cold my heats
I may not be the one
To keep my win
For I know today
That tomorrow I will fly…

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---------------- And this identity of being one self, beliving
in ones conviction has inspired us year after year
to do the impossible. 21st April 2008 is “ The day”
We marks as our milestone. A milestone which not
“Us” but “ We” have flagged. Beyond success ......
Beyond failure. We present W.A.Y.S. 2008.
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 Government of Madhya Pradesh
BHOPAL - 462004
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April 05, 2008
Shivraj Singh Chouhan
Chief Minister

MESSAGE
I am happy to learn that the university Institute of Technology. Rajiv
Gandhi Technical University, Bhopal is bringing its, Annual magazine
“WAYS” 2008”.
Annual magazines provide information regarding achivements and
activities of the college.
I Sincerely hope that the teachers and student of the institute will
provide their best to the magazine.
With best wishes for the success of the “ WAYS-2008”.

(Shivraj Singh Chouhan)

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Rajiv Gandhi Proudyogiki Vishwavidyalaya
(State Technological University of Madhya Pradesh)

DO Letter No. :.............................

Prof. P.B. Sharma April 21, 2008
fnukad /Date : .................................
B.E. (Mech.) Gold Medallist
M.Sc.(Engg.),Ph.D., (B’ham, U.K.)
FIE,FAeroS, FWAPS
Vice-Chancellor

MESSAGE

I am delighted to note that University Institute of Technology of RGTU is

going to publish its annual magazine ‘‘WAYS-2008” to highlight the activities and
achievement’s of the Institute, faculty and students. The Student of University
Institute of Technology during the academic year 2007-08 have organized and
participated in number of functions and seminars like JAAGRAT-07, ANUNAAD
-07 and have enriched themselves on technical and social issues.The magazine like
this will showcase their programmes and activities,creativity and innovative ideas
apart from expressing the literary talent of young and bright student of
UIT-RGTU

I extend my very best wishes to the faculty and Management of the Institute
for the of this Publication.

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 University Institute of Technology
Rajiv Gandhi Proudyogiki Vishwavidyalaya
(University of Technology of M.P.)
Airport Bypass Road, Gandhinagar, Bhopal - 462036
Phone: 0755-2678812 Fax - 2742006/2
Dr. V.K. Sethi Date: 23/04/2008
Director

FROM THE DIRECTOR’S DESK

I am delighted to learn that the Editorial Board of University Institute of Technology,
the constituent college of Rajiv Gandhi Proudyogiki Vishwavidyalaya (RGPV) is
bringing out its annual college magazine W.A.Y.S. : We And You Shall. This is an
effort to showcase the best literary talents of this institute.
The students of UIT-RGPV have brought laurels to the institute in academic
and extra-curricular activities at National level. I am sure that the college magazine
will definitely achieve its target of providing platform to the creativity of the talented
students and will also help in sharing new WAYS to the prodigies of the institute.

Dr. V. K. Sethi
Director
 Scientism to Foster Integration of Power of
Science and Might of Technology
Prof. P. B. Sharma
Ph D (B’ham), FIE, FAero S, FWAPS
Vice Chancellor
Rajiv Gandhi Technological University
Scientism is the enabling scientific horizon on which the power of science is to be
integrated with the might of technology which in turn will ensure that the mankind
continues to move forward on the path of prosperity and happiness. Scientism creates a
human society deep rooted in the scientific ethos and adores scientific values which in
turn create a civilized society adhering to the cardinal principles of peace, nonviolence,
peaceful co-existence and harmony with nature. India as a nation of highly enthusiastic
youth so keenly motivated to engineering and technology education can unleash an era of
technology innovation in the country by integrating the power of science with the might
of technology, so well nurtured in the environment of Scientism. No wonder the ancient
glory of the “Wonder that was India” will then descend on Indian horizon creating fair
prosperity and happiness in plenty. India holds a promise to the growth of scientism for
the well being of the mankind and for the sustenance of nature.

1.0 Introduction:
Advancements in Science and Technology have been a powerful instrument to
propel the growth and development of the modern Agro-Industrial Society ever since the
discovery of Laws of Motion by Newton in 1687 and the Advent of Steam Engine by
James Watt in 1769. In fact the steam engine developed by James Watt and its later
versions of steam locomotives are the perfect examples of integration of the power of
science and the might of technology created by the application of the scientific principles
to provide to the humanity at large the wheels of growth and development. Likewise the
development of motorized airplane of Wright brothers in 1903 and later development of
the aerospace industry are yet other marvels of the synergy of science and technology. In
the field of communication engineering the Marconi’s discovery of radio signal receiver
in 1901 and successive developments of television in 1926 and advances in
communication science and technology to the modern day computer assisted
communications, Internet technologies and IP telephony all go on to demonstrate that
science and technology are to be pursued for the benefit of the mankind, supporting the
growth of S&T powered enterprises, creating productive employment in plenty, assuring
higher levels of prosperity, sustaining ever increasing levels of quality of life and thus
creating excitement in the pursuit of science and technological education, research and
innovations.
 The modern scientific age right from 17th century onwards has worked largely to
the advantage of the human society, yet often creating serious concerns because of
misuse of the scientific knowledge and technology applications. However this has much
to do with the behavior of man in reaping the rich harvest of prosperity on S&T power
and yet mindlessly sacrificing the interest of nature and human society. Well now that the
S&T has taken a driving seat in the new knowledge age, it is important to succeed in
creating a culture of science, practiced with scientific values and scientific ethos and
embedded in the development and applications of technology to create a better tomorrow.
This can be effectively done by creating scientism all around to integrate the power of
science and the might of technology for the well being of man and to protect the interest
of nature.

2.0 Science and Scientism:

Let us examine therefore what science and scientism is all about. The science
covers discovering a better and profound understanding of the nature and the creation
covering all aspects of human endeavors and cosmic activity. Now that the science has
touched the nano- scale examination of the creation, natural as well as man made
systems, it should be possible to decode the secret of life and carve out pathways of
human endeavors in harmony with nature, creating the much necessary enabling
environment for a sustained advancement of human society. Scientism, on the other hand
is concerned with the creation of a culture of scientific thinking, application of mind to
the available information using scientific tools of decision making at all levels and still
sustaining high interest in exploring better ways of doing the same work more efficiently
and with a better care for the society and mother nature. Scientism therefore is the
enabling scientific horizon on which the power of science is to be integrated with the
might of technology which in turn will ensure that the mankind continues to move
forward on the path of prosperity and happiness. Scientism creates a human society deep
rooted in the scientific ethos and adores scientific values which in turn create a civilized
society adoring the cardinal principles of peace, nonviolence, peaceful co-existence and
harmony with nature.

In the context of integrating the power of science with might of technology,

scientism holds a promising line of approach to ensure the peace, prosperity and
happiness is created in plenty in the new knowledge age. Scientism thus integrates
scientists, technologists, medical scientists, biologists, social scientists and every single
individual and groups closely associated in the pursuit of science for the well being of
society and Mother Nature.

3.0 Basic Purpose of Education:

In the context of scientism, it is important to realize that the basic purpose of
education is to create not only a literate society but a civilized society inhabited
by men and women of knowledge and capabilities of nurturing this magnificent
creation by their thoughts, deeds and actions.
 Creating people of competence and caliber having an un-clenching faith in the
dignity of man, in the high ideals of humanity i.e. peaceful co-existence, strict
adherence to truth and non violence.
Constantly engaging into discovering the Truth, the true knowledge of creation
and thus pave the way for raising the man to the level of divinity.

Education thus goes beyond the domain of knowledge and covers conduct and
behavior which form the essentials of the attitude and character of man. In the true Vedic
system of education the founding fathers of education system in India have ensured that
educational systems ensure that knowledge, conduct and behavior are all nurtured
together so that the man of knowledge in true sense serve the society with utmost
humility and strive to achieve harmony with nature in theirs chosen activities, in fact live
life full of bliss of divinity, creating everlasting peace and happiness.

4.0 S&T Education:

S&T Education is all about equipping man with an attitude, a state of mind tuned
to keenness of observation, unfailing analysis of the available facts and to filter
the truth from untruth even under complex situations and phenomena.
S&T Education is to equip and empower people with capabilities to scale the
impossible, equip people with infinite capabilities and highly specialized skills to
assure sustained and continuous improvements in the quality of life, maintain
ecological balance and to find tangible solutions to the formidable problems
including conquering death and mortality. “Saha noh yasha, saha noh
Brahmbarchasam”, as the Tatreya Upnishad says.
S&T education is also to create fair prosperity and happiness in plenty, and not
unfair prosperity and unhappiness which we see around these days in many
quarters of the world.

Scientism shall ensure the emergence of a new world order where science and
scientific thinking shall create a fair and just society, adoring high levels of prosperity
and spiritual enlightenment together. The Wonder that was India, which to date remains
both a mystery as well as an excitement; the Golden Eagle of the East was also the Kashi
of Spiritual Enlightenment which bridged the gap between man and divine. Just imagine
a tailor made Sita taking birth as a test tube baby during Ramayana times, tailor made 5
Pandavas including Bhima having the power of 100 elephants! And 100 sons of Kunti,
the Kauravas of the Mahabharata times, Sanjaya communicating to the blind king
Dharatrastra the narration of the minute to minute happenings of the Mahabharata war
and that too without the modern microwave/satellite communication system are the
glimpses of India' s rich scientific heritage which still are a formidable challenge to the
modern scientists and technologists. May be now that the pace of scientific discovery
and technology innovations has accelerated the scientific explorations to encompass the
realms of earlier considered supra natural, it should be possible for the scientific man to
touch the horizons of prajnana, which shall equip man with infinite capabilities and
specialized skills of the Vedic times.
5.0 India’s Emergence as a Knowledge Super Power:
Emergence of India as a Knowledge Superpower in the recent years is now being
well acknowledged around the globe. All this could be possible primarily because of
significant growth of science and technology institutions established in the country
during the last 4 decades, more so during the last 15 years, which have provided the much
needed capacity for the development of human capital to propel the growth of knowledge
industries both at home as well as abroad. India with its IISc, 7 IITs, 4 IIITs, 20 NITs
and a good number of world-renowned engineering and technology institutions such as
Delhi College of Engineering, BITS Pilani, Anna University, Jadavpur University,
Bengal Engineering College, now Bengal University of Science and Technology, Punjab
Engineering College, Thapar Institute of Engineering and Technology, PSG College of
Engineering and Technology, Coimbatore, etc. have enabled India to create a niche
advancement in manpower development to meet the current demand of engineering
manpower for the industries at home and abroad. Indian engineering graduates have
found high acceptability in MNCs and in the industries and organizations in the
developed countries. In fact, the world renowned IT organizations such as Microsoft,
Intel, AMD, Oracle, CISCO and others have utilized the geniuses of Indian engineering
graduates to propel technology innovations and product development. Further, R&D
organizations and Research Centres set up in India both by Indian and foreign companies
continue to attract engineering and technology graduates from Indian institutions. This
goes to demonstrate that India has emerged as a major hub to propel technology
innovations in the knowledge intensive industries. In the strategic defense sector, Indian
engineers have already demonstrated their capabilities of technology innovations which
have enabled India to attain near self-sufficiency for its strategic defense programmes.

6.0 Science and Engineering in the Knowledge Age:

In the present era where knowledge reigns supreme, it is important to recognize
that the development of a country is propelled by the power of scientific and
technological innovations and is driven by the growth of knowledge intensive industrial
environment. In this context, the focus on technology innovation, product innovation and
process improvement leading to improved energy efficiency and reduction in
environmental impact has assumed a much greater importance. Further, the power of
connectivity unleashed by modern networked systems of communication has further
created the enabling environment to accelerate product innovations by significantly
cutting down the technology and product cycle. New horizons of design engineering
based on life cycle assessment basis of design have enabled the growth of an integral
approach to design for manufacturing, design for environment, design for maintainability,
and design for recycle and reuse. These developments on the design fronts when coupled
with the advances in the manufacturing systems such as e-manufacturing and concurrent
engineering have enabled to compress the total product cycle to unprecedented levels of
human imaginations. Rapid pace of scientific advancements and technology innovations
leading to the development of new, smart and intelligent and tailor made materials are
bound to accelerate the pace of technology and product innovations in the coming years.
 India with its vast technical education system can respond to this growing demand
for technology and product innovation provided it succeeds in nurturing scientism to
harness the power of science and its integration with the might of technology created and
sustained by the innovative genius of man. It is heartening to note that the knowledge
industries around the world are making India a destination for outsourcing the knowledge
services including R&D, software development and IT-enabled services. More recently,
the emergence of Knowledge Process Outsourcing, KPOs, has resulted into the growth of
KPOs in India. This is a highly welcome development for India’s technical education
system. The emergence of KPOs is further strengthened by the establishment of design
centres and research and development centres by leading MNCs for the development of
new technology and innovated products. Many leading IT companies are setting up their
product development centres in the country. As such it is absolutely essential that the
technology innovation and product development becomes one of the major focus areas in
the technical institutions and universities in the country. Scientism shall foster the culture
of innovations backed by scientific quest to transform India into a global Knowledge
super power. On the other hand in the absence of scientism, we shall continue to face the
problem of research integrity and loss of scientific credibility to our S&T efforts.

7.0 Focus Areas for Technology Innovations:

Let me finish by listing a few important areas of national priority for technology
innovations in the Indian context which essentially require nurturing an enabling
environment for integrating the power of science and the might of technology. These are
related to:

1. Providing energy security-a significant increase in installed capacity,

reduction in T&D losses, energy conversation devices and programs and
technology break- through for making renewable energy economically viable.
Green and Clean Energy Technology innovations can provide solutions to
India’s energy needs. India is expected to meet its demand of installed
capacity of 3,50,000 MW by 2015. The current capacity is around 1,28,000
MW, largely from coal and gas fired plants.

2. Environmental Sustainability is yet another important area where

technology innovations could provide solutions to monumental problems of
drinking water scarcity, waste disposal, treatment of industrial affluent and
de-pollution of rivers and water bodies, the life line of India’s human habitat.

3. Information security is yet another area where technology innovations shall

play an important role. Communication revolution is already sweeping India
with the power of wired and Wi-Fi systems. This will have a phenomenal
impact on our infrastructure sector including transportation where IT-enabled
Transportation System, ITES, shall help improve congestion besides ensuring
energy efficiency and reduction of pollution levels. This could further be
strengthened by technology innovations in the areas of photonics and
 nanotechnology equipping India with invincible Info and Knowledge
networks.

4. Health care is an area where science and technology innovations could make
good health care for all a reality. Tele medicine, Tele diagnostics, innovated
drug delivery systems, bio-sciences and genetic research are going to unfold
hitherto un-imagined horizons supporting a healthy life affordable to a
common man. The success in this area however will also depend upon
achieving energy security and environmental sustainability.

5. Strategic defense is an area where technology innovations provide a major

fillip, whether it is the capability of surveillance or the fire power. An
integration of information technology, satellite communication, radar
engineering, explosive engineering, chemical technology, material science
and recently bio-science is involved in strategic defense programs. India can
highly be benefited from the developments in these core areas of technology
in which the country has already created a niche advantage for technology
innovations.

India could reap rich dividends, specially that its human capital has the
capabilities to un-lease technological innovations which besides assuring higher levels of
national prosperity will ensure higher levels of national security. The present GDP
growth of 8-9 percent has been achieved through a vibrant industry environment
including the IT Sector. If we are able to provide uninterrupted supply of electric power
to our industries and also to other sectors of economy, the GDP growth will jump to 10-
12 percent and even more. Technology innovations can help achieving energy security
by cutting down enormous waste of electricity in T & D losses, promoting engineering
efficiency in electrical devices and systems as also new and viable energy fuels including
non-conventional sources. Similarly in the area of technical education leveraging
advantage technology assisted by the power of technology innovations can help in
significantly improving the quality of education and research and make S&T institutions
emerge as the factories of innovations.

India as a nation of highly enthusiastic youth so keenly motivated to engineering

and technology education can unleash an era of technology innovation in the country by
integrating the power of science with the might of technology, so well nurtured in the
environment of Scientism. No wonder the ancient glory of the “Wonder that was India”
will then descend on Indian horizon creating fair prosperity and happiness in plenty. The
journey of mankind from Jnana to Vijnana and then finally to Prajnana shall elevate man
to the level of divinity, thus enabling man to visualize the purpose and meaning of life.
Scientism thus holds the promise of creating the power of science and its integration with
the might of technology for the well being of man and Mother Nature.
Spiritual session: 15th ISME Conference JAAGRAT-07: Youth Awareness Festrival

A visit to AIT, Bangkok All Terrain Vehicle : DHRUV displayed at

15th ISME conference

Plenary session, Day 3:15th ISME Screening of “Drug Abuse” documentary

Conference in JAAGRAT- 07
 Inauguration of Medicinal Garden
Inauguration of new University Bus. at RGTU.

Prof P B Sharma in technical Talks

Faculty Orientation Program : RGTU With AIT officials

Felicitation of delegates at 15th ISME

Keynote address session at DAY1 Inauguration of 15th ISME Conference at

At 15th ISME UITRGTU on DAY1
 Nirvana
An Ode to an Angel
Long back there used to be a saying, that fairies come and bless us when our near and dear ones
are taken far away from us. They bring us their messages, their love and their living from the new
world of heaven.
Today one amongst us is far away, somewhere sitting and watching all of us. Praying for us and
with the wind she sends us her blessings. Her last words are wisdom to us, her last words are
priceless.
And this is an ode to the fighter within her, the one which did not lose the battle till the end.
The one which will be our strength, so that
One day
We can fight till we win
One day
We can care till we love
One day
We forget our differences and be one!
Because, together if wish we can…
Together, we and you shall.

This excerpt is from her last poem

“My Interaction with God”

“One day, I asked god

It is said we are your children and you are our father
Then why some people are unhappy and sad
God said,
I give happiness to all my children
But some fail to recognize it.
As it comes disguised,
 Nirvana

The one who recognizes it, is happy

And others are sad all through their life.
Then I asked god
How can you see your children in pain?
God said,
Winning horse runs only because of beats and pains
Life is a race and I am the rider
So if I give you pain I want you to win.

Finally I asked god

How can we be happy in downs of our life?
God said,
Remember the happy moments of your life
Then all your pain and sadness will subside
And keep this thing in your mind
Have faith in me
And for sure clouds of darkness will go and there will be sunshine.

Suchi Shukla
(1986-2008)

Suchi Shukla was a student of UIT RGTU who battled her illness till her very last. She was diagnosed
with kidney failure and underwent dialysis twice a week, while she was pursuing her engineering in
the year 2003-2004 and was prescribed complete bed rest by the doctor.. But such was her desire to
accomplish her studies that as and when she could deal with her illness she would ask for admission
and continue with her degree. Against all odds Suchi fought with determination and strength. She
was donated with her mothers' kidney in the year 2006 but as fate unfolded her body rejected the
transplanted kidney. Her ambitions were left unaccomplished on January 1st, 2008 after battling for
a long time.

Dear Suchi,

You will always be the sunshine amongst us.

Yesterday, today and tomorrow, we will be proud of you.

UITRGTU
 The making of WAYS -2008
Phodu ! Hurray we hv
WAYS
Ways
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Times of UIT-RGPV / HkaOkj
Letters to the Editors / izse dy’k @ B.E.E. Com
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Sketch : Madhubani Art /
Convention
Infinite Frontiers Insight..
For Tommorow I Will Fly /
Few Golden Swords / Which Religion /
An Ancient Thoughts / Original Idea /
Eternal Spaces /
Tech Gyan /
Thinking Of You /
Robot Fevertronics /
All Over Again /
The Phoenix is Flying /
Believe Your Dream /
Sports Only /
Total Recall /
Sketch: Classroom Art /
Strange Truths of Life /
Campus Cafe Nature At Its Best /
Interpretation Of the Shiva /
Don't Read This /
Can You Ever Love Me For My Self /
Mind Your Spellings /
Wind Breaker /
Our Days To Euphoria /
Smile /
igyk fnu /
Knight /
pk; dh pqlfd;kW / Life @ What /
Dreams Your Imagination, Your World/ Me And You /
,d lfdZV ,Slh Hkh / Left Behind Are Those /
ftanxh / Dream /
;w-vkbZ-Vh- dkyst / Scream /
Dress Code in College / Three sides of the same coin /
Fuel / Shadow Of A Flame /
Should I Write for the Magazine / Dancing In Shape Of My Desires /
My First Expeirience on Stage/
If you’re there by my side /
First Bunk of My Life /
The Abstruse Justice /
Youth Pride or Shame /
Time /
Safar Civil se Ex tak ka /
Life /
thou iFk /
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vkjke & ?kj / Total Recall
Deaf Angel /
Better Compliment / The Silent Scream /
Comic Strip : Virus Attack / Chala gaya bachpan /
Achievements/ Rise Of Bakras on V day /
Kaleidoscope Sailing Back Home /
Proposed... /
Are You A Hummer Too? / At The Gates Of The Kingdom /
Au Revoir / GATE/GRE Scores /B-School Calls
Funny Facts /
Trip To Tarapur Nuclear Power Station / ********
Two Indian Alphabets /
Boom Boom Bollywood / Expressions
There is no Rest for Success / The great B-School Tamasha
Going To Kanpur Think Again / Campus Placements 2008
Chak DE India .. A Myth or a Reality / To be Alumni...
Changing what we can / De Lappak
Nobel Prize / Outging Batch Snaps
O Fashion ! Dear Fashion / Catch 22
Pottermania!! - A muggle’s viewpoint /
Rock is here to stay /
SSB Allahabad- Chest No. 17/
Where are we going /
Switch it off /
True merit is like a river /
Do it now /
What hangs on a lamp post?
Climate Changes - Global Warming /
End of the world by 2012
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 Times of Uit Rgpv
Since 1998 VOL: V I

Bhopal UIT-RGPV,17 April,2008 Thursday

4th Convocation of RGTU: G Madhavan Honored

RGTU celebrated its 4th convocation ceremony on 25th of November 2007, in the presence of our hon'ble chief guest Dr Madhavan
Nair, Chairman of Indian Space Research Organization (ISRO), Governor of Madhya Pradesh Dr Balram Jakhar, Union Minister
for Personnel Department and Parliamentary Affairs Mr. Suresh Pachauri and our hon'ble Vice-Chancellor of RGTU Prof PB
Sharma. Excerpt From the speech by Vice chancellor, RGPV, Prof P.B. Sharma:
“Sir, this University is unconditionally committed to the cause of academic and research excellence. Our commitment to the
development of quality manpower, providing impetus to the growth of quality technical education system and to the establishment
of synergetic partnership with the industries and the R&D organizations is unconditional and total. In this quest we shall translate
the dream of Bharat Ratna His Excellency Dr. A.P.J. Abdul Kalam, immediate past President of India in making our country a
prosperous and developed Country by Transforming our Technological Institutions into Knowledge Enterprises, wherein not only
we develop knowledge, transact knowledge but also transform knowledge into prosperity of our people so that in true sense a
technological University becomes an institution assuring national prosperity, in fact assuring sustainable levels of national
prosperity, nurtured and sustained by the untiring efforts of our faculty members and the innovative and creative abilities of our
young students. World quality technical education, industry relevant Research and innovations are the tripod of RGTU's
educational philosophy and through this we wish to shape our University as the Knowledge University of the third millennium.”

15th ISME Conference held Bhartiya Vigyan Sammelan

“New Horizons of Mechanical Engg”
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 Times of Uit-Rgpv
Since 1998 VOL: V I

Bhopal UIT-RGPV,17 April,2008 Thursday

Placement Bonanza
RGTU shakes hands with RedBerry Corp. @ UITRGTU
Vis-à-vis with the ongoing development and modernization activities at Miles to go more, yes
RGTU campus and to be able to share and leverage to the common pool of and that's what exactly
knowledge available globally in a scattered form, it is desirable to connect its UIT, RGTU's new motto
students, faculties, researchers, incubates etc with ones associated with the world's speaks. This year our
leading institutions. RGTU and Redberry Corporation both have expressed their college jump started
interests in fostering an era of globally reachable technical education, skill with the top companies
development and research and innovation environment to build a globally such as Infosys
acceptable human and technology base for the growth of a global technology Technologies, TCSL,
society. During the investors meet at Khajuraho in December 2006, RGTU and Eaton Technologies,
Redberry Corporation both have entered into an EOI in presence of the Hon'ble Persistent Computers.
Chief Minister of Madhya Pradesh to partner in the Knowledge Park at RGTU. The total count of
The proposed RGTU off shore Campus at St Louis is an effort to further strengthen recruited students has
this collaboration and cooperation and mark the beginning of a new era of RGTU crossed 100.. With such a
as a global technological university. beginning UIT is surely
The Redberry Corporation on the other hand already is one of the partners in awaiting many more
progress of MP and during the last visit of the Hon'ble CM of MP to USA, has Core and IT companies
entered into an MoU with the Government of Madhya Pradesh to foster to make their visit by the
cooperation and collaboration between the two sides. end of this academic .
Year
The Redberry corporation being one of the leading knowledge enterprises in USA has shown interest in
partnering with RGTU over the RGTU offshore campus at St Louis for which it would provide the initial built
up space (Already have 21000 Sq ft. constructed building) and would seed money to the tune of 2.5 million

NATIONAL CONFERENCE ON WIRELESS Energy Park Renovated

TECHNOLOGY
National conference on wireless technology was
organized from 4th to 9th march 2008 by the
information technology department of UIT,RGPV.
Lectures from eminent personalities were organized
along with a day visit to ISRO, Bhopal.Crime branch
gave a hands on training on qualnet software.
With a life size statue of Swami Vivekanand adorning
the green energy park, the green energy park has a new
wind mill with innovative design and a new bio deisel
plant. The park also has a fully functional bio-deisel
enabled vehicle.

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 INFINITE FRONTIERS
Between two sentinels of infinity
All knowledge of humanity lives
Between its two arms
The explorer, The discoverer
The inventor, The creator
Wage their expeditions
And each day
Entire human lives
Live another moment of infinity
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This was written in March 07 right at the beginning of journey of ambitions,
towards making it into the coveted ten. Right then it was just a figment of internal thought…

For Tomorrow I will fly and you will see it in the sky
for tomorrow I will fly.
For I know, Mountains will watch me
tomorrow I will fly for I will be one in the heights
Making my own V in sky. Valleys will watch me in diagonals
Measuring the skies cutting my original Idea
with my flight of courage across the sky
skimming upon the surface of Seas, For tomorrow I will fly.
reflecting the persistence of sea waves I will bounce along the storms
into the sky hiding and ducking and falling
For tomorrow I will fly. for some moments
Floating and swirling like the winds and then again look at the same sky
talking to the winds, For tomorrow I will fly
where the clouds lay, roaring In my own way
just beneath the sky in emblazonment of times suspended
For tomorrow I will fly. and in frozen wait of the unsaid
Rising from the earth, It will rainbow sooner or later in the sky
kissing the tips of snow peaks, For tomorrow I will fly.
will rise to the rhythm of eternal promise I know, The omens are not right
echoing the sky. The reflection of the past is flawed
For tomorrow I will fly. There are mountains that are higher than the flight
When the leaves of the autumn shall And the storms that run faster than me
touch the earth, shedding the pretensions But somehow this is indispensable
for something that is real forever. This flight wants to defy itself.
the call of love It is not in the nature of flight
I will wave you back Even the time contradicts it
right from the sky Yet It wants to hold on, not give up
For tomorrow I will fly. the original idea.
Light will burst into colors daunting as it is to pierce the silence of space
when I will strike it And voice over the howling of torrents
along the ridges of my wing But it wants to repeat its promise
against all the odds
and shout it into the sky
and scream to the heights that
cant even be seen from these lows
To kiss away the challenges into the heights
that await me in the sky
For tomorrow I will fly
For I know
One thing
For tomorrow I will fly.
For tomorrow I will fly.

Yash Saxena
Final Year

Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.
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Few golden Swords!

“At the stroke of the midnight hour, when the world sleeps, India will awake to life and freedom”

Thus spoke Jawahar Lal Nehru on the midnight of 14th of august, 1947 when half of the world was fast
asleep but India woke up to a new dawn, to that holy morning of a free India. But that was then, when blood was
not just an elixir to life it was an elixir to ones conviction, it ran through that fabric of society which was made by not
just few mortals but by those who had souls of wisdom, to whom ones conviction was bigger than few green leafs.
To them blood was not something to be saved but to be spilled on the faces of those who tortured, convicted the
innocent and marred our country with derogation. And now is the time when blood is nothing but mere source of
living. After we celebrated 60 odd years of our independence, one is bound to question

Where did that passion to fight for freedom vanished?

Freedom, not just from oppression but from the rigidity of our minds, freedom, not from the shackles of
injustice but from that of corruption and illegitimate bureaucracy, freedom, from not few white men but from the
timidity of that insignificant man which is hiding in all of us due to fear and greed.

Yes, today after long the toll went on our independence it is time that we wake up to another of a midnight,
when half of the world would be asleep but India would awake to a new dawn of freedom in true sense. We all
agree that to start a revolution, one must create a revolution within and when I see the youth of today studying
into the fields of medical and engineering abusing the strength of words, ridiculing them by making mockery of
the so called “kalam ki takat” I feel ashamed. For they are not those who will ever be proud of their own country
when for one single instant they could not be tolerant to the silent weapon of writers and journalists. Its not just
about few chunks of engineering students, neither it is about those medical students who fake their mark sheets
to become professional doctors and end up being quacks. Neither it is about those non-conformists who blast
innocent people to the arms of death; true they all have reasons for their behavior. But unfortunately their reason is
not to stand for their conviction; rather it is to crush the very existence of it from others, those who have it within!

I might be incomprehensible because certain words in this article are forced on few people, but what
needs to be understood that there won't be a Gandhi or a Nehru to balance the pillar of strength every time we
crash it down. If it has to be build lets start with building our morals first. And then let's change the world!

We have seen so many, who have fought relentlessly on the open fields of bullets, Bhagat Singh, Rajguru,
Sukhdev. We don't need to see beyond the boundaries of our own country, why we don't instigate ourselves from
within? If movies like 'Rang De Basanti' can make a difference then I believe we still are made from the same “blood”,
of that which demarcates us not by any creed, color, race or religion. They demarcate us from the world for making
us Indians. I know, no movie, no inspiration can make us. What can make us is our own self; no piece of land can be
named heaven unless one has seen the real one. Start from believing your self, that you and only you can make a
difference and if there has to be an inspiration let that be each of us to one another!

Always forgive your enemies but never forget their names.

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“A moment comes, which comes but rarely in history, when we step out from the old to the new, when an age ends,
and when the soul of a nation, long suppressed, finds utterance. It is fitting that at this solemn moment we take the
pledge of dedication to the service of India and her people and to the still larger cause of humanity.”

For the very cause of humanity, let's stop hooliganism, let's stop mob furry, let's no more be dependant on candle lit
vigils, let's start being humans strength in itself, let's start today. For we want just few golden swords to win the
battle and let one amongst them be you!

Debashree Chatterjee
Final Year I.P.

THE ANCIENT TH O U G H T
At the epicenter of the times uncertain and untold
It was born in the warmth of the cosmic cold
It was like a thought but more of an embryo of reality
It was a perpetual thought but more of a promise of time and certainty
It was a like thought of Brahma
Yet it was the fruit of eternal karma
It was like a singularity but more of a vast polarity
A land that was born upon the evolutionary ridge
To defy yet define the cultivated culture and known knowledge
It was neither a founding stone nor the beginning of an empire
Just at the length of the hourglass, it was an endeavor
Of all those who grew here
& yet & yet it was an epic -unending and rare
Instilled & veiled in the intelligent mindscapes
And forever living in its livingscapes
And as passeth the ages and past disappeared into the presence
People of the land realized its long existence
Eternal thought turn into a land, land turned into a country
The country is India.

Yash saxena
Final year

Algebra was easy for the Romans because "X" was always 10
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Wi-F i
Is your mobile wi-fi? My friend asked me.Yes, yes it is very hi-fi…. Not hi-fi dude I
meant wi-fi . I was zapped by this term. This was 3 years back but suddenly I
started hearing about wi-fi pc's , game consoles , mp3 players etc. Even there is
some plan to make RGPV premises Wi-Fi- enabled. I decided enough of ancient
living I got to do some research of my own. So, for all of you who are still
struggling …………. I'd like to give you something on this new technology.

Wi-Fi is a hi-fi technology. In a layman's language it is the connectivity of

Internet without cables within the range of a wireless network.
Common applications for Wi-Fi include Internet and VoIP phone access,
gaming, and network connectivity for consumer electronics such as televisions,
DVD players, and digital cameras.

TECH-GYAN
A Wi-Fi enabled device such as a PC, game console, cell phone, MP3 player or
PDA can connect to the Internet when within a hotspot. Wi-fi access points
called a hotspot can comprise an area as small as a single room with wireless-
opaque walls or as large as many square miles covered by overlapping access
points.
Wi-Fi technologies have gone through several generations since their
inception in 1998. The Microsoft Windows, Apple Mac OS X support Wi-Fi to
different extent.
Wi-Fi allows LANs to be deployed without cabling for client devices, typically
reducing the costs of network deployment and expansion. Spaces where cables
cannot be run, such as outdoor areas and historical buildings, can host wireless
LANs.
The best thing about Wi-Fi technology is that it is a global set of standards.
Unlike mobile telephones, any standard Wi-Fi device will work anywhere in the
world.
Many consumer devices use Wi-Fi. Amongst others, personal computers can
network to each other and connect to the Internet, mobile computers can
connect to the Internet from any Wi-Fi hotspot, and digital cameras can transfer
images wirelessly.
So, people isn't Wi-fi cool!! It is no less than a revolution. You don't get zapped by
it & keep Wi-Fiing till there is a next revolution…

A hard thing about business is minding your own.

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Excessive broadband bills: Problem solved
Nowadays many are using broadband but are not satisfied with the bills they are paying. Many exceed their
download limits and are charged heavily for it. For e.g., a person who takes a BSNL Rs250/- connection ends up
paying much more than that, when he exceeds his data transfer limit. Even the data transfer while surfing and
browsing is considered as downloading. For e.g. beyond your download limit visiting a graphic intensive page and
surfing say ten pages in the website can cost you 8-10 Rs. So when you exceed your limit an hour of surfing costing
can make you a little uncomfortable.
There are various reasons why a person can exceed his limit beside the obvious ones- they include visiting youtube
there even if you don't look at a video in full the browser loads the video and it adds to your account. Besides there
are spywares, Adwares which silently and secretly keep communicating to their servers and keep adding to your
download limit.

Here I have explained them and will also be suggesting a solution for it.

Spyware is Internet jargon for Advertising Supported software (Adware). It is a way for shareware authors to make
money from a product, other than by selling it to the users.There are several large media companies that offer them
to place banner ads in their products in exchange for a portion of the revenue from banner sales.This way, you don't
have to pay for the software and the developers are still getting paid. If you find the banners annoying, there is
usually an option to remove them, by paying the regular licensing fee.

Why is it called "Spyware”?

While this may be a great concept, the downside is that the advertising companies also install additional tracking
software on your system, which is continuously "calling home", using your Internet connection and reports
statistical data to the "mothership". While according to the privacy policies of the companies, there will be no
sensitive or identifying data collected from your system and you shall remain anonymous, it still remains the fact,
that you have a "live" server sitting on your PC that is sending information about you and your surfing habits to a
remote location...
Are all Adware products "Spyware"?
No, but the majority are. There are also products that do display advertising but do not install any tracking
mechanism on your system.These products are not indexed in our database.
Unlike viruses and worms, spyware does not usually self-
replicate. Like many recent viruses; however, spywareby
designexploits infected computers for commercial gain. Typical
tactics furthering this goal include delivery of unsolicited pop-up
advertisements; theft of personal information (including financial
information such as credit card numbers); monitoring of Web-
browsing activity for marketing purposes; or routing of HTTP requests
to advertising sites.
Solution: one has to use an Internet security suite or
maybe an antispyware. Also try using a firewall because that also
checks these problems. Most of them cost you but there are also some
free ones available.
Also mozilla firefox users can download mozilla add-
ons, which can restrict autoplay of flash movies, auto loading of
images, block popup beside other user-friendly options. Also the user
can remove external programs that automatically install themselves
from the mozilla by deleting them from the Mozilla add-on list thus
freeing him of any annoyance that these Adwares might pose.

7/5th of the People don't know what actually ratio is.

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Accelerated YOUTUBE
After the goggle's search technology, ideas on the net keep on popping and
keep on fading…some stay and make a big game of themselves. Youtube is
one such idea that is here to stay and we already have a huge UIT junta aware
of it and even using it. So here are some tips to use the thing better.

SpeedBit Video Accelerator makes videos, from Youtube and over 100 other
sites, stream faster and play smoother by reducing "movie freezes",
"buffering" problems, video "interruptions" and "hiccups". SpeedBit Video
Accelerator's unique video search feature lets you find the latest and hottest
videos around the web, and the "Recently Accelerated" list gives you instant
access to the last videos played.

How do I use SpeedBit Video Accelerator?

Continue to browse and watch videos as you always do and SpeedBit Video
Accelerator will automatically begin to accelerate the videos, making them
run faster and smoother. SpeedBit Video Accelerator includes a unique video

TECH-GYAN
search feature for finding videos around the web, right from your desktop,
and also bookmarks the last ten videos you watched, for easy replays. Note
that the bookmark feature can also be disabled for privacy purposes

How does SpeedBit Video Accelerator work?

With SpeedBit Video Accelerator installed, your browser's connection to
specific streaming video server is being rerouted through the Video
Accelerator Daemon. Unlike the normal browser connection, the Daemon
uses a unique patent pending technology that substitutes the single
connection with a sophisticated multi-connection algorithm. The end result
is an (up to) 5 times faster connection, which handles the cache buffering
(the "preloading" of the video) much more efficiently.

Also the UIT junta is big time into the downloading, most of them however
do not use any external download accelerator. Basically a download utility
not only speeds your download but also gives you the facility of managing,
scheduling and resuming your downloads. And if you are using the Internet
explorer than the facility of a download client can greatly enhance your
Internet downloading experience.

Techgyan Compiled :
Akshat Shukla Final Year , Neelabh Sinha & Navtej Lamba,
Ist Year EC

A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
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ROBOT FEVERTRONICS

! Well. Well..! I am not a Robotist; I am just sharing some knowledge on Robots because I am very much
interested in it.
! Many times in college and in any technical fest many people asked to me about Robots that we build for
participating in various technical fests, is it really a Robot. Well my answer was NO. It is not actually a
Robot, but it is a part of Robotics, which include some mechanical, electronics and electrical concept
which is generally used to make Robots.Those who are really interested in it should go for it first.
! Generally, people use wrong definition of Robots. A Robot is a machine designed to execute one or more
tasks repeatedly, with speed and precision. There are as many different types of robots as there are
tasks for them to perform.
! A Robot can be controlled by a human operator, sometimes from a great distance. But most robots are
controlled by computer. A Robot is mechanical devices that can move by themselves, whose motion
must be modeled, planned, sensed, actuated and controlled, and whose motion behavior can be
influenced by programming. Robots are called intelligent, if they succeed in moving in safe
interaction with an unstructured environment, while autonomously achieving their specified tasks.
This definition implies that a device can only be called a “Robot” if it contains a movable mechanism,
influenced by sensing, planning, actuation and control components. It does not imply that a
minimum number of these components must be implemented in software, or be changeable by the
consumer who uses the device.
! Robotics is, to a very large extent, all about system integration, achieving a task by an actuated
mechanical device, via an intelligent integration of components, many of which it shares with other
domains, such as systems and control, computer science, character animation, machine design,
computer vision, artificial intelligence, etc.

! Before going with Robotics you need to know

about the following things.
! What is an interface?
! What is a control program?
! What is an actuator? What is an intelligent or
adaptive robot?
! What is a re programmable robot?
! What is a specific-purpose robot?
! What are the four basic motions of a robot?
! Robotics is set to become a revolution in the way
we live. The next 20 years will see a boom in
robotics. It’s really an interesting field.

Sameer Hiware
EC VIII sem

“Am I indecisive?" Can I get back to you on that?

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The Phoenix is flying..

60 years ago India threw off the shackles of British Empire to become a free nation. And now the world's largest
democracy is rushing headlong into the future.
As the brief heyday of the west is going to close, one of the greatest places in the history is rising again.

India has seen the abundant flow of huge events in the beginning of history. Its tale is one of the most
incredible dramas and one of the biggest ideas till date. It's our motherland whose very own children will grow up
to be the global superpower, embracing the virtues passed on to them from ancient civilisations.
“Jambudweepe Bharatkhande” is the great land where all human pasts are still alive, a 10000 years old epic
which still continues today. And we being Indians have the liberty to feel proud for what we have.

India's 'unity in diversity' goes back to the customs and traditions rooted deep in our history, certifying
that identity is never static but it is always in a phase of transformation. And this transformation has made our
prodigies to dream for next generation India.

The great Indian visionary Swami Vivekananda introduced himself at the world religious conference , held
at Chicago, extolling Indian culture and values : “ We believe not only in universal toleration, but we accept all
religion as true. I am proud to belong to a nation which has sheltered the persecuted and the refugees of all
religions and all nation of the earth.”

On a holistic nature the concept of “Vasudheva Kutumbakam” teaching all, tolerance and empathy for
others is introduced first by India. We have taught how to live with sharing our world with the world of others, how
to find happiness, how to live with virtue and dharma. We have long back evolved the very concept of world being
home to every person ever born, which now comes as to be the global village.

Speculation is the nature of universe as well as human being. And this relationship has provided us a fillip
to speculate about our future. Speculating and inquisitive bend of Indian mind has opened a broadband channel
for us to peep into future and regain our status.

We, the stalwarts of science and technology from ancient ages are spearheading at a high pace.The legacy
of Aryabhatta, Sushruta, Varahmihir, Charak and other umpteen Vedic scientists has been kept alive. India is the
emerging technology titan and most of the foreign research establishments are fuelled by Indian human
resource.

More broadly, India's economic growth, its military capacity, its industrial strength, and its entry into world
economic markets challenge its regional neighbors and the west.

India has reincarnated herself.. Carving her golden future..Keeping her virtues alive...

Phoenix has not only reborn but it is flying…… Devansh Deolekar

Third Year, EC

2B or not 2B? I think it's a grade of pencil.

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Sports Only
Table Tennis:

The T.T team of UIT-RGPV was formed this year and it displayed the talents of the students in this fast paced game.
Most of the team players had played at National or State level during their school times. The team participated in
many tournaments of national repute this year which included their participation at Spardha-08, Annual National
level sports meet of IT-BHU. The team also participated at Sportomania-08, Annual Sports meet of MANIT Bhopal,
and the team was also able to make it to the quarter finals of the Inter College Table Tennis tournament held at TIT
Bhopal.The amount of achievements made by the team in such a short period of time is really commendable.With
more practice and hard work the team is sure to make new marks next year.

Cricket:

The cricket tem of UIT-RGPV as always displayed great skills and a high level of commitment for the game. It was
the sheer passion and love for the game that the team was able to represent the institute at many tournaments of
national repute. The team participated at Spardha-08, Annual National level sports meet of IT-BHU. The team also
participated at Sportomania-08, Annual Sports meet of MANIT Bhopal where it was able to make it to the third
round, the Inter college cricket tournament held at SATI Vidisha and the team was also able to make it to the
quarter finals of the Inter College cricket tournament held at Radharaman Bhopal.The talent and enthusiasm
showed by the players was really promising and the team with more practice next year will be able to reach new
horizons.

Foot Ball:

The football team of our college made a mark at the national level sports festival SPORTOMANIA 08, organized by
the students of MAULANA AZAD NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY.The newly formed football team was the
finalist at the sports meet.The team consisted of students of first, second, third and fourth year students.They were
selected on the basis of trials organized by the senior members of the team. The trials were held at Jawahar Lal
Nehru School, BHEL Bhopal football grounds.Out of the many players who came for the trials, only the best were
able to make it to the final playing 15 who were to represent UIT RGPV at the sports fest.

In the first round, our team encountered SATI Vidisha, which was supposed to be one amongst the really good and
experienced teams of the tournament. The scoreboard remained unchanged at the end of the scheduled 90
minutes of play. It was down to the penalty shootouts to determine which team would make it to the semi finals.
The hard work and courage of our players to perform well in such pressure positions finally paid off, as our team
won the shootout 3-0. In the semifinals our team faced Technocrats Institute of Technology Bhopal. It was a walk in
the park for our team as we defeated TIT 1-0.
The final was against one of the fiercest competitor one can think of, MANIT itself. For the first time in the
tournament, our team was provided with our own college jerseys. Although our team lost in the finals with a final
score tally of 3-0, it was really a an achievement for a team with only 4 days of practice sessions and almost no
experience, no one would have expected the underdogs of the competition to reach the finals of such a
prestigious tournament.
This event was a boon to the students as they were able to recognize the undiscovered talents buried inside UIT.
This will act as a platform to let people come out and show their skills in this ball game

Badminton:

The badminton team was formed this year and consists of players from second and third year. The team members
have high level of skills and talents and one of the team members has an all India ranking in badminton. The team
represented the college in Spardha-08, Annual National level sports meet of IT-BHU.

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By: Ashish Pandey

4th Year EX
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Another day for a midnight call
A celebration without any reason
Another monsoon with drizzling past
Lighting the corridor of livid confessions
Another of a moment, another of a time
Another of those memories sublime
Into this magical maze of your life
We'll let your burning light shine
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DON'T READ THIS!

To take you more into this article I would just bring your attention to an advertisement running
across channels now a days, of some cold drink, wherein a boy meddles with two of his girlfriends
quite intelligently telling both of them the truth about his actions but none of them believes him and
consider him as an honest lover. That's a funny advertisement, an inspiring one too, but if you pay
some kind of attention then you will be able to see the inner logic of that advertisement which will fill
you with amazement.
Quite similar to what happened in that advertisement an unthinking students often ask in lectures,
'May I ask a question?' Quick and witted replies are 'Too late' and 'Was that the question?' Similarly if
the 'Don't read this notice' sign refers to itself, then it too is too late in its warning, just as is the notice
that says 'Do not enter this room,' which is displayed in the room rather than outside. Don't you find
such instances like few paradoxical classics? They have been happening from only God knows what
time.
There was once a barber of Rampur, a village somewhere in Uttar Pradesh, who, it was famously said,
shaved all those inhabitants of the village who did not shave themselves. It was added that he shaved
no others; he shaved only those who did not shave themselves and he shaved all of them. So far, so
good, until someone asked, 'Did the barber shave himself?' Either he did or he did not. Suppose he
shaved himself: then he was not one of the inhabitants who did not shave themselves. But we are
told that the barber shaved only those who did not shave themselves. So, he did not shave himself.
Therefore, from the supposition that he did shave himself it follows that he did not which is a
contradiction. 'Con-tra-diction!' we could sing. Presumably, then, he did not shave himself; so let us
consider this alternative. If he did not shave himself, then he was one of those inhabitants who did
not shave themselves, but as we are told that the barber did shave all such inhabitants, he must
therefore have shaved himself. 'Con-tra-diction!' What is to be done? It is not possible for there to be a
barber who both does and does not shave himself. When we said that either the barber shaved
himself or did not, we were presupposing that such a barber existed. The answer is that there can be
no such barber.The presupposition is false. And now for something completely different or is it?
Suppose someone (the boy in advertisement said I am telling truth, not literally but he did in fact say
a truth.) Says, 'I'm lying' and says nothing else. When people utter such words, they are typically
referring to other things that they have said; but in this case the speaker is referring solely to what he
is saying when saying, 'I'm lying but we may reasonably challenge the assumption that he expresses
something that is true or false.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

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As with the Barber, let us consider the two alternatives: that he is speaking the truth
and that he is not. Suppose he is speaking the truth: then it is true that he is lying but if he is lying, he
is not speaking the truth.We have a contradiction. Suppose that he is not speaking the truth: then, as
we assume he knows what he is doing, he is lying and so, as he says that he is lying, he is speaking the
truth after all. 'Con-tra-diction!' With the Barber, we said that there could be no barber. With the Liar?
The speaker who says that he is lying both exists and utters the words 'I'm lying' but we may
reasonably challenge the assumption that he expresses something that is true or false. Just as the
Barber paradox led us to conclude that there could be no such barber, so the Liar paradox may lead
us to conclude that there is nothing that is being expressed by the speaker which is either true or
false. This answer does not reach the heart of the problem, for we can strengthen and lengthen the
paradox, with the speaker saying that what he says is not true. Would he not be expressing the truth
that what he says is not true? If so, again the contradiction arises.

This has suggested to some that we should resort to a stronger claim, namely that
there is nothing at all that such a speaker is expressing when he says, 'What I am saying right now is
not true' despite the words forming a coherent sentence. We need to handle this response with
care. Quite what grip we have on the notion of 'expressing' such that we can tell that such a speaker
is expressing nothing at all? He certainly seems to be expressing something more than someone
who is silent or who utters nonsense words. Let us leave that thought lingering, to be picked up
later.
***
If you remember that we also mentioned a case of notice and a room, now if a notice a notice
can sensibly instruct people not to read a different notice, just as the sign that warns of dangers in
the room can be sensibly placed outside the blue room, the job we intend to do would be done.
Futility arises when the notices involve elements of self-reference. A barber in Rampur can readily
shave all and only those who do not shave themselves in the next village, say, Shyampur. The
contradiction arises if that barber moves to Shyampur. Metaphorically, he goes up in a puff of smoke
or a froth of shaving soap. In more literal mode, were the barber to move from Rampur to Shyampur,
then what was true of him about his shaving clientele could no longer be true. A liar may say of
someone else, without paradox, that that someone else is lying; it is when he says it of himself that
paradox flies forth. And the similar paradox holds its validity in the case of truth where you can
presume it to be a false.

True, he (the liar) may sincerely think that

he expresses something but he is merely uttering words
and failing to express a complete thought. By analogy,
someone is not successfully telling you the meaning of
'dullu' if, when asked what she means, she can say only
that by 'dullu' she means 'dullu'. Notices and sayings
usually need to point away from themselves, rather than
referring to themselves, but we need to be wary of
mirroring; wary of what is said being reflected back,
indirectly generating some self-reference. (1) What I
express by the next sentence is true. (2) What I expressed by the
previous sentence is not true.

He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically-challenged.

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The first sentence is used to tell us about what is expressed by the second but that
sends us scuttling back to the first, with paradoxical results unless we insist, once again, that, one way
or another, nothing is being expressed. Self-reference continues to feast philosophers' minds. Some
self-reference or mirroring seems fine. For example, when I say that, 'I am Indian'. My use of that
sentence expressed a truth. But we may question whether that sentence involves self reference.
What is expressed is about the nationality used; it is not about what is expressed by means of that
sentence; that is, it is not about itself. What is expressed is not the sort of thing that can be put
differently. The same belief may be expressed by both German and French speakers, but their
utterances would be radically different as is sometimes the case with the American and Indian
English.So where does this whole discussion take us, probably to no fix place but emptiness. All the
self referenced sentence are like a loop to follow which does not have any termination step, and
invariably take us to emptiness. I may now clarify (and rest some nerves) the claim that nothing is
expressed by the use of such self-referential sentences. The truth is that nothing is identified which
the speaker is expressing anything about. Although some things are being expressed for example
the concepts of 'saying' and 'being true' are being expressed they are not being expressed about
anything. There is nothing there to express anything about. What has just been said may be
interesting or uninteresting but is what is expressed by means of this sentence interesting?

Mind your spellings please Kartik Trivedi

II Year,Ex

In this SMS age....so often we come across words we have to read twice...even thrice to understand
their meanings.....suddenly everyone is "SMS"ing.....messaging...Spelling mistakes are bound to
happen...."Sweetheart" becomes "Sweatheart"...."Husband" becomes....."Hasbaind"......"Friendship"
becomes......"Frandship"....."College" becomes..."Collage"...and well the list goes on..
If you are writing "Hindi" in "English"....then the situation gets
even worse !My "kyun" is people's "kuin".....my "hota hai" is
people's "hota hay"....my "bohat" is people's "buhat"....my "mere"
is people's "meray".....I got a similar sms from a friend which
actually made me laugh out loud !
Hmmm.....so the story goes like...Me and a friend of mine live
nearby...and we go to the same coaching...so we go
together......sometimes we take my scooty...and sometimes
hers.Now yesterday I got an SmS from her which read like.....
"Saniya yar teri gadhi se chalen coaching?Aaj papa ko kaam hai wo
meri gadhi le jaarahe hain."
Hahahaha....ofcourse what she meant was a "gaadi" and not a
"gadhi" but i couldnt help laughing imagining me and
her...riding a "gadhi" to the coaching :D

Saniya, VIII sem

You can't have everything - where would you put it?
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Our days to euphoria!

After days of patient wait came the day of our departure to what one may say our big
dream destination. The 'MOOD I' festival at IIT Powai. We departed for the fest on 26th of December
2007. For us the first year students, it was more of a party time before the commencement of New
Year. At the railway station was seen a great amalgamation of seniors and juniors along with four
faculty members. As we all were turning impatient to start the journey the information about the
delay of train bit our ears. So, off we were wandering on the platform. Ultimately we departed around
2 pm. The journey onwards was filled with excitement of being a part of Asia's largest youth
gathering, the Mood Indigo.
27th December was the day to explore the campus and studious brats of IIT. The evening was
more happening. All of us were immensely anxious to watch the 'Gazal Night' by one and only Mr.
Jagjit Singh. The show was awesome and the crowd at the open air theater thoroughly enjoyed the
show.
On 28th December, the dawn came late for all of us. This day again was fully loaded with loads
of fun and frolic, all of us enjoyed a lot as many amongst us took part in the various events that were
set for competition .In the evening, our first year group went out to see Mumbai central.Since the city
was unknown to all of us our destination almost went for a toss, we were lost. But as we all fully agree
to the fact that students of RGPV are jack of all trades, even though master of none (pun intended) we
found our way and reached to Mumbai central. We did little bit of shopping, while over at the festival
our seniors rocked to the performance of famous trio 'Shankar-Ehsaan-Loy'.
29th December was the day of festival. Students of our group participated in events like
scavenger hunt, antakshri etc. We were unable to leave any mark at any of the event but got a good
learning experience for any such next event. On 29th, the first year group again headed towards
Mumbai Central, visited 'Fashion Street'.The feeling of spending it all on self was a superb experience
in all together. The evening was more fun, we attended proshow performed by two very famous
bands 'The Zero Band' and 'Thermal and Quarter', both the bands were fantabulous.That entire night
we did loads of MASTI, we all including seniors cracked jokes and did everything that a bunch of few
from a certain engineering college can possibly do.

One went on singing as the other played guitar, jokes on each other and plenty more to
name. Overall the entire three days were simple unexplainable. Must say we all had a jolly good time.
Our journey back home filled us with mixed emotions. We had the anxiety to reach home soon and
narrate out experience to all, at the same time the enthusiastic atmosphere here had captivated us
to such an extent, that we didn't want to go back. With that it came an end to our roller coaster ride in
31st December, when we returned back with beautiful memories.Which we would always cherish!

Surabhi Baskar
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
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Dreams!“Your imagination, your world”

The word 'Dream', from which all of us are familiar, Aah! I get excited whenever I think of the
very word. It is a word having different meaning for different people. Like 'pen' for children, is a toy but
for writers it means a lot.
As we cross different phases of life, the meaning of this word changes significantly. As a child
dreams are limited to chocolates, bat, ball and last but not the least our superheroes like Batman, He-
man. At that time it made us to live in the world of fantasies. Considering those situations once again
we find all this little off track because now these things are not that big a deal for us. But the point is
when these fantasies come true we consider ourselves a WINNER!
Now when we are teenagers (I am considering every one to be one) our dreams start to take a definite
shape. This is the age of those dreams that decide our future, our upcoming world. At this age we
dream of our future and some as an engineer (as an engineer, I put engineers first) others as doctors,
managers, politicians. No doubt the dreams at this level, forms the basis of our future. So I think it is fair
to call these dreams as“FUTURE DREAMS”.
“To achieve some thing we have to do something.”
I think this saying is partly incomplete. It must go like-
“To achieve something we have to dream something, and then do something.”
Now, I sound better, I would say more practical. Dreams are what people are free to have, these
are our desires that we want to achieve, what we want in future. Being a computer science engineer, I
am calling this 'dream initialization'. So we are free to initialize them, because ultimately we want our
'Dream Success' like any c/c++ program success .To achieve your dreams successfully, consider
yourself as a programmer who is paid for making code of what not! Anyhow! In simple language think
that you are on earth for getting those of your future dreams true. And I want to tell you that the
success of a programmer lies in how tough you are. With all that I have tried explaining I better do it
with a C language code. Because that's what I am best at
# include<dream.h> || includes dream in your life.
# include<steps.h> || steps to achieve these dreams.
Void life ( )
{
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because its scope is life time.
For (dream! = success)
{printf (“take steps and don't
feel as alooser”);
}
//when loop fails, dream=success
Cout <<“you are a winner”;
Get(more dreams);
}
So folks I have an offer for you-
Hurry up, start dreaming and then
Anuj Thakur
you too can be a winner. CSE, 4th sem

Did Noah keep his bees in ArcHives?

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jkl vk x;k u;k thou
ij ;d&c&;d dqN gVk lk yxk
ns[kk] nwj pyh tk jgh Fkh ft+anxh
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If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of ?
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Dress code in colleges

I stood before an audience of a thousand from various schools. Speaking on topic “is dress
code necessary in colleges”. I was for the topic; much to my reluctance in doing so (I was chivalrous
enough to let the girl who was my partner to choose first)
As I tried to convince my audience about the necessity of dress code, I could not have been more
unbelieving myself. I don't believe in dress code now, neither did I then. I feel if a person has a right to
choose his college he jolly well is competent enough to dress himself up.

The day came when I held the stamped UIT-RGPV admin slip in my hand. I was now ready to
leave the 12 years of uniformed school life behind. I was happy that now I would be going to college
in style. On my new CBZ-Xtreme with a jazzy helmet and cool carefully casual clothes sometimes I
even thought of having studs in my ears, the thought was as quickly abandoned. I went to stores
which were selling clothes with (50 + 49) % discount!!! and equipped my self. I was ready for college.

My first day in college, I was brought to terra ferma with a jolt sooner than I had ever
imagined, all my hopes of a uniform free college life were dashed to the ground seniors took
pleasure in informing me that this is engineering college mate and you got to follow some rules. So
the bike was locked up, Levi's and RBK's stowed away and I was my old self with black pants, white
shirts and the ugly black shoes to boot.( no pun intended)

How quickly the time flies, having rushed through the 1st sem, in retrospect I feel that wearing
the same dress was not such a bad thing after all. It gave us all a feeling of solidarity as we could
always recognize our lot. This was really necessary because in our early days in the college a certain
bonding was required with your batch mates. There would be always time enough to do whatever
you feel like. From second year onwards by that time we would have matured and the culture and
discipline of the college would have been instilled in us.

Some colleges here have imposed a strict

uniform for students for their entire four years. I think a
person who is going to choose his career is matured
enough to choose his dress. Of course this doesn't apply
to service personnel's where uniformity is absolutely
essential.

Anyway to each, his own, as far as I'm concerned,

I am happy with the way things are here in our college
and if someone doesn't like it, too bad, they would just
have to take it with a pinch of salt.

Neelabh Sinha
EC, 1st year

If you shouldn't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
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Fuel!
It was our first year in college. All those dreams of flying high were still buried deep inside due
to the so called 'love' of our seniors over us. But still I must say we were called the most daring
“freshers” ever because visiting to 'Saanchi' and canteen while being in first year was worth getting a
'Paramveer Chakra'.

“To ab apni pehchaan banane ke liye kuch to karna hee tha”

And there was the chance to prove ourselves. This was the most awaited moment; the annual
day 'Anunaad' (awaited since last four years) was to be held this time. We grabbed the opportunity
with full enthusiasm. Doing “volunteer-giri” was such a fun. Getting refreshments after each day of
hard work was our major interest. But being a volunteer and writing all crap entries in registration
form was not what we thought it to be like. To show full “neta-giri” we needed to do something
stupendous on stage. BUT WHAT?? Suddently our think tank Sukanya Ganguli came up with an idea
of a skit, the skit about our journey from school to college. But having a theme was not all enough to
do a play, a script was needed (unfortunately the goal of having a script was never accomplished). At
the time of auditions we were only 14 people longing to be the super stars of the play which had no
story line, no dialogues and no characters yet. The problem was further multiplied when our
opponent teams came up with innovative plays, with quality acting and of course with necessary
accessories and equipments (including script) to make it for the final day. We had to perform in front
of faculties and seniors.To our surprise, our skit which was a total mess in front of them did the trick to
impress the seniors. A little bit of makkhan-baji of teachers and seniors did it for us finally, and all the
other teams could do nothing but accept the reality with their jaws hanging like dogs.
But this was not all, then began the actual drama of practicing for the final day, and we had
single day to prove our mettle and make our seniors proud of believing in us.
The very next morning we had to meet at Mayur Park for the rehearsals (calling it rehearsals
wont be apt, because we still did not had a full skit to rehearse on).We did everything like playing with
hose pipe, climbing on trees, and gained lot of vitamin D (while sitting ideally in sun), except for
rehearsing. Watching the video capture of whole day's workout was like watching Rajpal yadav
working together with Rajnikant in a Tamil movie.
Next day was the day of 'Agnipariksha' through which each of us had to pass, with a lot of
sound advice (more sound and less advice) from our seniors, we did the final rehearsals.
And here came the much awaited moment when we were all well dressed in our 'Ram Leela'
costumes waiting backstage for next performance (which of course was ours). To do the 'Shree
Ganesha' of such a historic event something weird had to happen and this was it Sukanya lost her
welcome note and narrator's part of speech. Some how shre tried to being the very plastic smile on
her face pretending to be the 'Karta Dharta' with her dialogues.
Well somehow the play started and to make it more badly we did not make the notice board (a prop)
for the last part of the play. Brains backstage again started working and on stage everything was
going wrong. The music did not play on time; people started forgetting their dialogues (which were
hardly one liner). And at the last scene of the play we played our best part to make it the weirdest
something ever done on stage.

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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A vodka carton was sent to from behind the curtains as our notice board prop. The cameraman, in
spite of our great artistic acts got attracted by the carton and zoomed it the largest extent. The only
thing which appeared on screen was a four letter word 'FUEL'.
All our labor of putting two cm. thick layer of makeup over our faces went worthless. To our surprise
the play came to an end with a bash, everybody applauded and enjoyed each part of play. But for us,
(who knew the full inside story) it was a total mess. Remembering that historic event, I still keep on
laughing alone for hours, on our stupid, idiotic plans and not so winsome acts.

Ananya Dubey
4th Sem, EC

SHOULD I WRITE FOR THE MAGAZINE

Should I write for my college magazine? I think I should not because writing is not an easy task and
what is the guarantee that if I write, my article will be published. I am not a professional writer, so how
can I meet the standards required for the magazine.It is getting difficult for me to decide whether to
write or not. I cannot copy an article, I cannot write anything cheap. I have to write something that
satisfies my readers and me. I can't spend hours on writing so that I can give my best, but the truth is,
only the best among the betters is going to be published. What will my friends think? If I write some
jokes or such silly stuff, their chats will be unbearable for me. I have no creativity of my own and I
cannot borrow from others.It will be much better to leave it over here, just drop the idea of an article
for the college magazine.
But it is my first year in college and I don't want to miss on the opportunity.I
am in a big confusion. But I think I am worrying over nothing. I would give it
secretly to the editor and request him not to disclose the matter. So I think I
got my answer. I will write for the magazine.On the same night I sat on my
table under the dim light of my table lamp, ready to write for the magazine,
watching the stars and the moon as if they were peering into my paper, the
calmness around making me feel that I am a writer. But suddenly, a thought
struck my mind that it is fine that I should write for the magazine, but………..
WHAT SHOULD I WRITE ?

Ed-Speak: WAYS encourages young writers to contribute

& as much intends to publish them.

AYUSH PARE
I YEAR, EC

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

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My First Experience on Stage:

24th Aug 2002 I don't know why I remember this date & the incident which took place on
this very day so well. It may be for two reasons
1) It was my first time on stage
2) Most importantly- it was terrible.
I entered KV Rewa in the middle of 2002-03 sessions. It was my second day in my new
school I was asked to deliver a speech on wonders of science in the morning assembly.
What's the big deal!!??
I said this to myself as I nodded my head to say Ok to my teacher. I felt that I would be
able to do with ease as in my previous school on 26th Jan, 15th August. (As these were the only
chances on One gets)
I went and started preparing my speech along with my parents as if I was chosen the
president of USA and had to deliver the speech to my people. I learnt it by heart and recited it in
front of the mirror and relatives. I had never ironed my shirt or polished my shoes myself before
but on that day I did! Just because I had the gut feeling that with this speech I would become a
Celebrity or something. I felt this was the opportunity with the help of which I could announce my
entrance into the school.
Finally the moment came. My name was announced and I started shivering and my
hands were going wayward as if someone was pulling them. My feet moved as if I was playing
football. Believe me friends, I am using no superlatives. I somehow reached the mike & the first
line that came to my mouth was “good morning uncle and Aunties” and then I say “Oh! Sh**”.
In my previous school I used to speak in front of a crowd sitting 50 mts away and the nearest
thing to me was my principle that was always busy sleeping. I reveal that no one would have
ever heard of me speaking than me throughout.
Naturally, I remembered nothing of what I was to say. Everything was coming out
spontaneously from my mouth. -
“Today I stand before you to tell you about our grandfather Gandhiji of Africa 20th Oct &
…But then I thought that if I get the chord of the mike somehow disconnected I would be able to
save myself but mike was kept on some distance from me meanwhile the 200 students in my
assembly ground here were going berserk laughing”
After sometime I shifted from Gandhiji to Bose then to Bhagat. I had no clue how to stop myself.
I prayed a teacher come and stop me about when I looked around It seemed as if my they were
also enjoying my speech. And at last I said Thank you and rushed out.
Although nothing happened as expected but I was well known to the people after this

Shashank Dixit
Ist Yr,CE

Money can't buy everything... but then again neither can no money.
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First Bunk Of My Life

My first bunking experience…! Ah! What an experience! Actually I don't want to tell anything
about that day, but due to some fatty forces, I have to share this with you guys, hope so… my readers.
I have done my schooling from such a school where the thought of even bunking a particular class for
even ten minutes was considered an unpardonable sin, a crime of that level of cruelty, the sinner of which could
be even sentenced to IPC section 372 of DAV penal court. Moreover, I was not in favor of bunking my 'valuable'
classes.
But these miraculous thoughts of mine underwent a drastic change when I saw the scenario over here
in UIT, which I always misspell with UTI (the bank), the meaning however remains the same, UIT or Under
Trained Idiots.
Anyways, I bunked my first class, the very first one to be bunked in my whole engineering career. There
were many reasons for my bunking of the ******** class, actually that was my second class which I would have
been attending that day but the terrifying Zingaro type memories of the first class shrilled me like our Ex-
P.M., Mr. Atal Bihari's speech whose time period of uttering two consecutive words was more than one light
year and that teacher was the exact copy. But the thought that pumped me out of my seat and provoked me
immensely to bunk was somebody in blue colored dress, naughty eyes and carrying a conscious level of fat
jumping terribly as if she bagged in Olympics, so as to bunk her class. Seeing her doing that, it took me no time
and I was on the terrace following her.
I was there with some of my classmates under the scorching sun cursing her blue dress and bean
shaped teeth which pulled me there. In the meanwhile, one of my hostel senior with his friend who was a day
scholar came there. I stood and wished him but refrained myself from wishing his friend (partially aware of the
consequences).
I moved to my group again when the friend of my hostel senior called me and slapped me
I came downstairs consoling myself that it happens yaa…r.
What all I have to do is just chill. But I told whole of the matter to one of my hostel colleagues and in no
time this matter spread like fire in jungle.I was totally bombarded with the thoughts of going and hitting
when all my friends assured me saying “Go ahead, we are with you”. As we moved towards Sanchi, I
promised myself not to run blindly after any girl in future which actually led my 'DDLJ' turn to 'Shootout at
Lokhandwala'. All the seniors saw us holding a bat and started grouping themselves. Two of them came to
me and asked me to move back but yeah…I was in no mood and was about to hit the culprit when both
the parties saw Thapar sir running terribly towards us.
All the planning and energy was destroyed and all the seniors
and juniors started running like rats as if Thapar sir was a cat. I
thought it better to run towards the hostel, through the uneven
barren lands having wild, thorny shrubs. While running, I felt into a
big pit and one of my shoes slipped out of my leg and I got an injury
on my knees. Still I stood up and started running again like a wound
soldier and saw about hundreds like me falling and running as if
Thapar sir was firing cannons on us.
So, in the end, all my zeal and anger to hit the seniors and declare
myself as 'Tipu Sultan' remained a dream and my movie even grew
worse from 'shootout at Lokhandwala' to Manoj Vajpayi's 'Daud'!

Anoorag Singh Rathore

1st year EC

My Reality Check bounced

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YOUTH (PRIDE OR SHAME)

Alok Tarcitius,II YEAR, EX
They are the stars of tomorrow
Creating new ideas and not borrowing
Abundance of talent & foundation of energy
Accomplishing the tasks with this synergy
Moving along on tough roads
Carrying along heavy leads
They have their own hurdles
Along with a lot of daily struggles
Managing all this they move along
Facing the challenges rather quite strong
They know that only the fittest stay till the last
Pressure flowing in from all sides
Life is like travelling in a sea with high tides
Being pointed at ruining the culture
The society sees them
Not as a pigeons but vultures
Many fall prey to some vice
While the rest choose to be wise
Working hard to their ability
Mostly we see only the rotten few
They’re the architects of better future
Whatever be they’re one must let them grow
Then they'll bring the nation fame
Holding their heads high in pride & not shame

Safar Civil Se Ex Tak Ka

Dhokebaaz! Dalbadlu! Chuperustam! These were the words being showered on me when the
result of branch up gradation came out .I was completely dipped in a mixed feeling of both joy & a
little bit of sorrow. Right from the day I entered college, I had thefeeling of changing my branch
.although civil is also a good branch but I always felt that my brain won't work there(It was a big
compromise from my side) slowly andslowly I got completely mixed in that environment.
The commentaries in bus, bunking classes, attending the hectic and rigorous BEE and Chem labs and
preparing for mid sems, internals etc etc. these are just unforgetful (the so called 1st year ki
yaadein)Sems passed on one by one & finally the day for forms for upgradations were to be filled up.
Hoping for the best I submitted my form well in advance but on the last day of submission I added EX
in my list of preferences (This was forced due to some circumstances).
And finally I was upgraded to EX against a vacancy. My friends were shocked.At last I entered were the
working hours 5:30
& some times an over time of 6:30(jab Thapar sir ki lab hoti hai).But still I m happy and want to thank
all those responsible for my sudden change of decision.
Harshala Nagarkar
EX- 2nd year

God did not create the world in 7 days; he messed around for 6 days and then pulled an all-nighter.
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cl ,d ubZ ftanxh dh mEehn vkSj fny esa dgha

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esa gS----

lksuy [k=kh
Final Yr, CSE

Indecision is the key to flexibility.

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foosd ik.Ms;
Third Yr, IT
Dates in the calendar are more closer than they appear
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Millennium Knowledge University
In the auspices of Shri Shri Ishtanand Saraswati
Is organizing a two day convention
In the University auditorium
On “The Path to Divinity:
The Trail to Tranquility”.
Shri Gyananand ji, a Computer Engineer,
Has consented to be our Guest of Honour.
All faculty are requested to attend the same
And enlighten themselves with the sermons of
the sage.
As per the order in the circular,
Order abiding teachers flocked
From all the building blocks
To the auditorium on the first floor.
A cursory glance at the audience,
Gauged a very thin attendance.
Then every Tom, Dick and Hari
Was then huddled into, in a hurry.
Level of excitement had over crossed
It was quite an anticipated response.
The guests arrived,
In an air of mixed delight;
August audience gave a standing ovation,
Followed by a floral welcome,
Accompanied with a few words of praise,
Giving of bouquets to the dignitaries on the dais;
Compeer then handed over the microphone
Convention commenced with the chanting of
'Om’
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
CONVENTION
That transcended all to the metaphysical state
One by one the speakers dominated the stage.
The attention curve observed a steep decline,
A curve began to appear in the upright spines,
Then there was a loud and unavoidable
sneeze,
Few could be spotted dozing off to sleep;
Noises of cough and cold here and there
Otherwise, perfect peace prevailed
everywhere,
A few were in noiseless peals of laughter
With their faces masked,
Shaking vigorously, exchanging fresh remarks
On a freshly picked up piece of paper:
"Convention is a fashion these days"
'Don't say right things at a wrong place'
"Who is obliging whom?"
'Behave; you'll be caught very soon,
Patiently listen to the divine discourse,
Purpose of our presence in this course'
“Spirituality is the spirit of affection and
devotion
And religion is the handbook of affection”
'But devotion to whom is not specified
And the chapters of affection are highly
polarized';
“Peace is where devotees of divinity are found”,
'No, in this hall where scapegoats abound';
“An unequal distribution of wisdom and
wealth
Calls and justifies for His Holiness' divine help”
'Otherwise we have potential to annihilate
The entire human, non-human and inhuman
race'
"He badly needs a speech therapy done"
'We are but fools sitting like dumb'
"Scapegoats have no escape route"
'Utter system failure, Divinity! Reboot.’
 Campus Café

As silence is the convention of the convention

One dared to stealthily escape the convention
Others in the proximity toggled to 'Get Set Go' position
A few in between clapped for the words of wisdom
The front rowers had no option
But to listen with rapt attention;
Then there was a thunderous applause
End of the session was the cause,
Captivated audience took a sigh of relief One over enthusiastic then asked a question;
As it was time for their graceful release. 'What is the difference between spirituality and
religion?'
That was the ultimate test of patience
As the answer did not bear any direct or indirect
relevance;
Many more got up from their sleep, wide awake
Only to interrogate, thus leading to a debate:
What makes a genius? Why are they so vague?
Mind blowing questions, mind blowing headache
Though tolerance had crossed the threshold
The spell of spirituality kept the scholars on hold.

The next day 'The City Live' published a report

The essence of which I put forth:
A very successful convention,
Witnessed by a houseful auditorium,
Of researchers, scientists and academicians;
In his mission to revitalize the Vedic traditions
Shri Shri Ishtanand ji enlightened the souls
Which would go a long way in achieving their goals,
The importance of getting up early in the morning,
Chanting 'mantras' and practising deep breathing,
Wonders and tranquilizing powers of Pranayam,
Endorsed by men of eminence including APJ Abdul Kalam,
All these supply an inexhaustible fund of positive energy
And enable us to live in harmony without harming anybody.

Dr. Anjuli Jain

Lecturer(Humanities)
UIT RGPV
INSIGHT

Lost in the laws and norms of the society,

invisible to the world,
is the real me: my clandestine soul.
It needs to be hidden,
beneath several layers,
deep within the heart,
since it is so pure and chaste.
But sometimes, somehow,
the expressions, the notions, the essence,
may divulge, unrevealing the carapace,
for at times,
the brain may think straight from the heart!
 Insight
Which Religion
My philosophy, in essence, is the concept of man as a heroic being, with his own happiness as the
moral purpose of his life, with productive achievement as his noblest activity, and reason as his only
absolute."
— Ayn Rand, from her Appendix to Atlas Shrugged

Can man live from bread and water alone? Taken symbolically yes, though this requires a mental
level close to the one akin to irrational animals, in the same sense as these go through life without
any intellectual interests. Yet, even at such a reduced level, a man could not avoid replying to a
political discussion, to give his opinion, however fragmentary and limited, however unconnected
and copied from what he heard others say on a given issue. In every man, excepting those poor
creatures who suffer from dementia or a physically damaged brain, or those who never reached
the level of the faculty of reason or abandoned it voluntarily at any moment of their life, there is an
intellectual level involved. Given these considerations, no man can live from bread and water alone.

Even if such a man would say that art does not interest him, he will be entrapped both by the
beauty of a wonderful sunset and by the delicate capacity of the artist who is painting it. Even at a
low level, his brain would suddenly be confronted with art and all the inspiration it transmits and
he would emerge from the experience feeling either an uplifting vigor or a depressive
disheartening which he may not be capable to explain but which would engulf him anyway.

This being so, we notice already that just as no man can live from bread and water alone he can also
not live – as religious people would want this to be – from "spirit" alone, for spirit is just another
word for conscience and conscience implies both the recognition of
existence and the use of intellectuality.

These interconnected parts of materialism and

spiritualism have constituted the separate halves of a
dualism onto which both materialists and spiritualists
have held for thousands of years. By doing so, they have
split man in two and destroyed him as what he is: a rational
being, which is living matter that has evolved to reach the
highest possible level in nature, the capacity to think.

Navankur Beohar
Final Year, EX

I was an Athiest until I realised I am God

Insight
The Original Idea
Sometimes, a spark catches your imagination
but at other times the empty air
holds no inspiration and no divine message.
You search it, sieve it
and it returns naught.
It kills a part of you and you wonder why?
Perhaps it fails to reinvigorate
What was always yours
The musings seem irrelevant.
It is but a froth of silence
Floating without the subtlety
It is but a void of sickness
Barking indifference at me.
The dryness is its point of statement
and the gist of existence.
It is but the unburnt desire
or the death of ambition
or it is point of difference
That region that passes
and holds in its two ends the two worlds.
That holds the travellers from
middle earth to the upper earth
Or is it the eternal prison
Where the death of idea occurs
and the meaning redefines itself
and in the process wastes itself into the ether.
And who knows and owns this place
This air and this silence
and who manifests the ritual
when an idea dies and another is born
and who tells if its reborn
And who plans that who dies and lives and dies
and follows it till the eternity
Or is the time too short to play an arena
and too inconclusive to play the measure.
Who owns this and who decides this
And If I am not the one
Than what's the point of being me the one
A mystic is someone who Wants to understand the universe, but is too lazy to study physics.
Or is the time too short to play an arena
and too inconclusive to play the
measure.
Who owns this and who decides this
And If I am not the one
Than what's the point of being me the
one
For then nobody knows who the one is
as the boundary dissolves the ones into
the second and third
Until there is no count, no Count of
difference
No count of existence but the plan
Not the individuality but the monotony
Is this place the cradle or the graveyard?
Is this empty or filled with death
If it's not the genesis and not the nemesis
Then is the hanging garden gone barren
Or the desert that mandates the elixir
then where am I hanging
Or passing
Into death of a failed birth and stale
evolution
Or is this the fulfillment of original idea.
Yash Saxena
Final year
 Insight

Eternal Spaces’
You search for your space, and not by physicality but the inner space of your
mind...unconquered and inane.You travel.You read. you discover your inside out but still you fail to
find that "space"...that nothingness in you ... the one which might kill you and at the same time
keep you breathing...the one which is your strength as well your broken spine...the one which is
both you and your alter ego....you try and search for it...and at the end you realize that all your life
what you've been searching is nothing but your real "self"...the one that makes you and as well
breaks you!

here one's "self" is discovered by the emptiness of many kinds...as a fathomless

"space", an indescribable "thing"...as the literal meaning of "none" and by anything as casually
described by an "it".

Its one's journey to discover himself!

Through an empty road in an empty room

I look in for some space
funnier it may seem ...
as I try and find it "none"!
and I find myself in the sunshine
in the woods.. in the rain
in the morning glow of sun
till the midnight dawning lane
from the heavens to the earth
as I seek through the ends undone
funnier it may seem ...
As I try and find that 'none'!
I look in for some space
the nothingness crowds
Me deep in vain
as the lonesome falls again
from the church ... to the temple
from one sorrow... to another fun
funnier it may seem...
as I try and find that "none"
And how I sometimes fly like an eagle....
sometimes like a dove ..slow and fine
Sometimes I swim deep in the ocean
all to look for the "thing" of mine.....

and how I drive the highways across...

NYC via Chicago ...to our own dilli roads
from the lightless lane..to that half echoed sound
that thing of mine ....is still nowhere to be found...

That last bus..and locals at night

that corner bar where no one fights
that scorching summer ... and winter nights
on empty sheets i search for my space.

The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever
 Insight

THINKING OF YOU
in empty class rooms..on vacant chairs In my heart
in morning metros...to the last of few stairs is where you'll stay
on flightless runways..to the hollow stares thinking about you
at the ends of all... I search for my space. each and every day……
from the nothingness of the soul...to the hollering of my mind Some things that happened
from the lonely mornings ..to all the pleasures I don't find
were beyond my control
from the earth beneath my feet...to the end of my vision
I search for the only.. the only space of mine. it hurts sometimes
but I had to let go……
and as I lie down
all perished and jaded Our love was strong
Search no more...for my time has come it felt so real
and right amidst the half lived years sometimes I questioned
the half spent joys..and the incomplete selves the things you feel……
I see "it" mourning...for I failed to find
....for I failed to find the "self" of mine
There are no regrets
In its enigma it holds me tight... not one, it's true
walks me careful, quite and safe but God only knows
with an honour to my soul..and tears for my death the reasons we're through……
I see it walking me ...right till my grave !
Be filled with laughter
and maybe some smiles
sending warm wishes
along all these miles……
Debashree Chatterjee
Final Year Mohit Asudani
First Year, CSE
again
over
All

‘We can't call people without wings angels, so we call them friends instead'.

I still remember the time when all my friends and I were enjoying the
last few days of our school. We had already started singing songs of parting.
The very thought of doing anything and everything alone, without any of my
childhood friends was hurting.Together, all of us made number of resolutions
and promises of keeping in touch always. On our farewell day, none of us
cried because we were confident that we would never lose contact. All of us
finally, parted.

Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.

 Insight

For the first two months, we called each other and stayed in touch as promised. But
gradually, as we got involved more and more in our new lives, all the resolutions seemed to fade.
New friends entered my life and old friends I started to lose.
Some where in my heart, I wanted all my old friends back in my life but I didn't have the
courage. What if they didn't respond? What if they were no more my pals? One fine day, finally, I
mustered up the courage and called one of my closest friend and what I found was a boundless joy
and happiness. Though I could not see her but I was sure somehow, that I have once again got the
same old pure and unconditional love from my buddy.
That is when I realized that friends do not need to stay in touch actually just the thought that
they are there is enough.
Now, I often sit back and wonder,

“I often think of you;

I wonder how you are
And what you are doing …….
Where you are
Days have gone by BELIEVE YOUR DREAMS
Since I saw you last, The road never moves with a traveler,
Yet to me, Nor do footprints always guide his way,
Your laughter The sun appears in the sky
And glad company only through the day,
Are as it were only yesterday. Moonlit night never
Sweet friend, encourage his moments of stay.
If we ever meet…….
I'd ask you into my life The creator of his own destiny finds peace-
All over again Not in pauses of rest but
And I'd love you just the same.” achieving the dreams-
The dreams may be high, even difficult to be,
But my dear friend,
dreams shape one's destiny.
Rani Bansal
EC Challenges are high,
dreams are new
The world out is waiting for you.
Dare to dream, dare to try
No goal is too distant; no star is too high…

Abhilasha Bharadwaj
Third year

Deja moo: The feeling that you've heard this Bull before
 Insight
TOTAL RECALL
Today, I stand on the accomplishment of a significant milestone whilst beckoning another struggle
in my journey to the attainment of my goals of life. So, recalling about this milestone, a kind of
nostalgia engulfs me these days. These four prime years of my life have transformed me from a
schooled boy into an engineered adult.
I was a technical toddler (although that I am still …!) when I stepped into this institution with
crazy looks and boosted up spirits. But since then the time seems to have just passed in a moment.
There were some crucial, some crazy, some stressful, some funny phases in these four years of
college that can definitely be attributed to all the important changes and developments in my
persona as you see today.
In the very first year, the college seemed to be a den of lions. Every time hiding away from our
seniors (and some terrible seniors!!) and yet doing masti was the routine of first year. Ragging used
to be the utmost fear during those initial days. But just after a few weeks we had come closer to the
college fraternity and got acquainted quite a bit with the process of learning that was altogether
different from that of my school (the most strange things I faced was starting every day's classes
without the morning assembly and bell !!!). I was exposed to an entirely new set of people as
classmates. It was fun making new friends and getting mixed as a community. A lot of people would
open up in the last two years only. So you would never know in the first look that you could be in a
close touch with them for the years to come. This is how you discover your (or rather I had
discovered my…) circle of friends.
Those days had one thing that did make me crib most of the times. Having cleared the IIT-
Mains exam (though with quite a poor rank) I wanted to be belonged to my league of people only.
But in the classrooms, when I appeared akin to my peers who were not of my league, it hurt me hard.
I don't know if it was my self ego or a natural human tendency that made me strive to get
distinguished out of the crowd. But it was the first semester result that gave me a substantial relief
for the first time. The good thing in me was I never saw myself lost even if that meant not being
noticed. I enjoyed the life but I did complain.
It was now time for the second semester to strike at my door. But it wasn't alone. A disastrous
and tragic time was accompanying it. Facing it was really difficult and torturous but I had to that.The
blow that my family went through was all unexpected and created catastrophic consequences. So,
overcoming it and giving the foremost priority to my aspirations and responsibilities was my
objective then. Now I can say that have fared well enough in this.
The consequent years were altogether a new phase of life for me. Apart from engineering
subjects the exposure to the galore of technologies had fascinated me since then. Most interesting
semesters were after the third one when the core computer science starts engulfing your brain and
you begin exploring insights into them. But unfortunately, my insights, explorations and
understandings of the concepts never materialized into tangible scores on my marksheets.
Irrespective of my efforts in the preps, my scores remained ironically disproportionate. It was every
time a big bang in the heart (I hope most of us share this bang) and I had to satisfy myself with just a
word “never mind!!”.Well 'forgetting the lost battle and charging for the one ahead' continued to be
my mantra (though it is still….). But the insatiable quest to prove my prowess was there somewhere
in my heart that had pricked me all through out. Thanks to all minor successes in the mean while
that always stimulated me to fight even harder…till today!

Digital Wisdom: Affirm brain on-line before opening mouth.com

 Insight
During these middle semesters, my friend circle occupied a special significance for me. Every
venture that we participated together was a cherished memory for ever. Whether the events in the
college or trips that we went together or the projects that we worked on are all vividly engraved in
my mind. I don't know how good I have learnt from the engineering classes. But the difference has
been the people I met.
Campus placement was the next chapter in this story. It really made me (rather all of us) feel
a sense of certain accomplishment. The pay package and the job glamour associated with it made
us even more excited. All the more, before I could realize my first placement, I was gifted with a
second one also. This double bonanza indeed changed my feeling for myself up to an extent. But
since my aspirations required something even bigger than these placements, I wasn't content.
Very soon after this, various competitive examinations took over our minds. We all went
crazy with big aspect dreams and the desperation to achieve it. At this point of time it is really
crucial that one should clearly chalk out his (her) interests and goals. As it is highly probable that
one gets carried away with the crowd, one should pursue his (her) ambitions only rather than what
every body is trying to do. Well some of us did that and some didn't, and so they are proud of their
feats now.
Anyway, the final knock came at the door. I took my final semester as the backup semester.
This was the time for all my suppressed and latent desires (that I had never executed in 4 yrs so that
my aspirations don't suffer) to unleash out. When my engineering was at its dusk, I started enjoying
each coming moment and realizing every lost moment. There was a lot that I had learnt and
embraced from this semester too. All the bonds that were made and nurtured during these four
years were about to be cut. No matter how hard we try, but these lost days would never ever come
back. Although the sparkling future awaits us with all its hands stretched out, but the attachment
with the past is unbreakable.
At this sunset in UIT, when bidding adieu these four years my TOTAL RECALL has become
more meaningful…

Prateek Pande STRANGE TRUTHS OF LIFE

Final Year, CSE Some mysteries are never unfurled,
Some songs are never sung,
Some flowers never bloom,
Some poems are never read,
Some roads are never trodden,
Some lives are always a doom,
Some time just stops
Some words are never spoken,
Some rivers are stopped by blocks,
But these are what are,
The enigmas of the world,
Some mysteries are never unfurled,
Some mysteries are crystal clear,
Some facts but, remain blurred..... ..

Mohit Assudani
II- Year

Diplomacy -- the art of letting someone have your own way.

 Insight

Nature - at its best

I was studying in class 2nd, when I held “the mike” for the first time in my life. As far as I can
remember, it was for a recitation competition I had to recite a poem before the entire school and
staff.

You could hardly imagine the shock I went through when I realized that I would be the first
boy to begin the competition, my nimble fingers were held by the teacher and I was led to the stage
and“the mike”was handed over to me. Guess what??

My mind completely went blank as I gasped at the object held in my hand. I am sure I
appeared lost and it was obvious that I had forgotten the purpose of my presence before the
audience.

Suddenly my vacant look fell on a tree which was always there in the compound. In my fear it
appeared as though it stood taller than me as though telling me “we have to occupy our place in
this world and do our bit, fear nothing”.The tree was in bloom and the flowers were swaying with the
wind as though telling me to join them in their dance.

I was shattered by the sound of the buzzer which was rung to tell me my time was over,
needless to say that I was disqualified from the competition. But, I qualified for life for that very
moment I promised myself I will never let my fears rule me. Im precious and Im different yet I've to
contribute to the harmony of the nature.

The moment came again after 3 years when once again I participated in another
competition.There as soon as I held “the mike” I was in total command of my fears and I did my job to
the best, it was indeed the best for I bagged the first prize.

I stepped on stage to receive my prize from the chief guest. The same tree was there. It was
again in bloom. Today I could also feel my spirits away in a dance, with that of the flowers, with the
wind.

Indeed“nature at its best, with me too”

I felt like it said to me:

I was with you when you were born,

I will be with you when you die,
Hold me tight
So that,
You never have to cry. Navtej Lamba,
1st year, EC

Don't be angry at a friend who told your secret, for neither could you keep it to yourself.
 Insight
Interpretation of the Shiva- The Destroyer
Long time ago in a discussion I had read that a very strange idea. The idea stated that the
destructive ethos of the Hindu society can be attributed to the fact that we worship Shiva- the
Destroyer and not the Brahma-the creator. In that we don't respect the creator but the destroyer
giving rise to destructive mentality.

However I contested the idea. For e.g. Even as we continue to worship Shiva, Hindus
historically have neither invaded any country nor destroyed any civilization in the past. Never did it
display any destructive behavior in its entire history of 5000 years.

The ideology behind the destroyer is that the destroyer destroys the Evil and not the
creation. Let's see this example:

When plantation of crops is done on a field the, the planter is the creator. Now if the field is
left like that the crop will outgrow itself, weeds will surround the field and insects will wipe away the
entire crop. Now that man who cuts away the crop is the destroyer. Here destroyer is of supreme
importance in realizing the creative value of the creator, perhaps even more important than the
creator.Thus the creator and the destroyer work in tandem.

Similarly, If only the society was created and no caretaker was made, then it is natural for the
antisocial elements to mess up the society. Thus some form of regulation is necessary; someone
must be entrusted with the power to clean the society. Thus the destroyer is the main force that
exists in the society to act against the evil and let it live. So we worship the Shiva to destroy the evil
created by the creator himself. And make this world a better place to live in.

Ravi Shekhar Prasad Singh ,

Final Year CAN YOU EVER LOVE ME FOR MYSELF
Can you love me for myself?
For being who I am through and through?
Can you love me with my imperfections?
Can you see me as I am and not as what you want me
to be?
Can you ever love me for me?
For my mistakes and for speaking without thinking?
Can you love me even when I am unreasonable?
Can you see me as I am and not for the angel you
seek?
Can you ever love me for me?
When I cry because I am hurt?
Can you love me when I am sad without having a
reason to do so?
Can you see me as I am not as what I once was?

Saharsh Gandhi
Second Year, IT

Don't be irreplaceable -- if you can't be replaced, you won't be promoted.

 Insight

Wind breaker!
“A man halt's to look back at his life and realizes that all that he has achieved is
fathomless…as what he believed to be success, isn't what the world believes to be. He disgusts to
comply with the mob. He refutes to take race in this maddening world. As for him his success lies in
himself. Even if that means to be nothing but a dead man's tomb, five feet under”

Halt. Irony
I look back, Is hard,
And I see my fate. To slap it on face
For my life has been nothing When one has to breathe,
But a windbreaker's race On his whining death race.
I see.
My answers, the one you name destiny I face it.
Some twisted. Some scorned
For all I question is infidelity. For I've been, more or less done.
I fathom And in this life all I ever was,
My trials, what you named as madness Is now an epitaph to a dead poet's tomb.
For I've wasted to win over So while you read me,
this maddening wild race. With your heart full of blood
And lo I realize,
I surrender,
To gather my life within That all I will be is a poor man's poem.
As I look back, I see
You name it …... As simply as nothing ! O Mary,

O Mary, You might have known

You might have known How it is to run from home.
How it is to run for home Do not loath me for I couldn't make it,
Do not loath me for I'm no winner All I'm doing is to walk back home...all
As I come walking, my way back home! The way home!

Debashree Chatterjee
Final year

Don't let people drive you crazy when it is within walking distance.
Insight

Smile
Remember there's a mile in every
Knight !
smile She's dead!
a well in every dwell She's dead…
Smile before you rise I rode, ironclad, through swamp,
Smile before you sleep through desert, through forest,
At the rising of the sun
Smile I rode through sultriness, through frigidness,
Before you count the flock sword swinging at every challenger.
Smile Never resting, not to clean my blade,
For no reason never stopping once in my tracks.
Just Smile
For every reason Always warm in the saddle,
Smile my steed never let her hooves cool.
Seek a rose in the Wilderness Spire in sight,
and Smile I slayed the dragon.
I feasted on it's fiery heart;
Remember there's a mile in every
took no treasures
smile
a well in every dwell
for none sparkled with a shine
Smile before you rise near her aura.
Smile before you dream
I ascended the tower,
Smile when you think of me nothing but stench
greeted me at the door.
Atul Sahu
Final Yr, Civil
Oh God! How you torment me so.
No treasure, no prize,
Only bleached bones to hold,
Only a corpse
at my apex.
She's dead…

Priyank Nema
Second yr, EX.

Who says nothing is impossible, I have been doing nothing for years.
 Insight
LIFE @ WHAT?
Let's for a while leave the fun
and joyful seeming world aside,
Get serious and talk about
The erratic real life,
which basically has less to show
and more to hide.
Every moment is not a moment of
Bliss here,
Every next second is not
Cheerful as the previous one,
problem arise and trap you
Abruptly from almost nowhere.
This journey is too long, short for
tears. Grudges and too small for
Complaints to amend,
Be happy and enjoy the ride people,
after all you never know when this journey may
end.
You have your lows and you have
Your moments of bounce,
But whatever may come and go,
In any situation any circumstances
Any day try and never renounce.
Wit is educated insolence
Depressing times enhance the importance
and worth of good times,
otherwise if you don't have those
sad one's,
well which one's would you recall
and cherish as happy times
When everything seems burnt out and
its hard to find a single
sigh of light,
Just remember these few words,
and if they help you someday
it would surely add to my delight.
if life gives you those thousands
reasons to cry find that
one reason to smile,
because god may not be able to
remove those thousands reasons completely,
but would definitely won't let
that one reason volatile
it may all sound philosophical and
not easy to abide,
but trust me on this folks,
there'll be many circumstances when
you'll need to make decisions and
finally decide !
Shweta
Insight

Me a n d Y o u . Breathing in the late night air

exhaling cool dreams
into your mind
My soft hands and upon your fevered heart
glide over your soul with a silence only given
like warmth over heat never wasted
covering you with sleep while two are apart
Something that creeps in Bringing your strength in…
Taking hold of your senses I will hold you high above the night
gripping onto your emotions Fending off your pain
covering them in suspended depth I will win your fights
retreats for the moment he's too many miles away
This moment that I hold you but so near to you
so close to your hope While you rest
Transcending every venue I will stay beside you
of depression and confusion I will do my best
My lips land gently
upon your worried brow
smoothing away Surrendra Charar
the unruly wrinkles of sorrow
and healing those wounds
Second Yr, EX.
that have temporarily left
E THOSE
their reputable bloody disdain
on your possible tomorrows AR
D
EHIN

In the morning seas,

I see the faces of those in Excellency.

On the grounds of the crushing leaves,

B

I see the lively footprints of the dead…

T

In happy times,
F

I witness those crying for happiness.

LE

In the darkness,
I see the woman
Lightning the walls of the dilapidated house.

In the bright sunshine,

I feel my presence…

Calling me back to heaven……

Mohit Asudani
II Year
Women like silent men. They think they're listening
 Insight
A Dream
A Dream,
In the midst of night while I was fast asleep,
a dream tears apart the darkness engulfing me.
It was like an, angel in sparkling white
garments were looking at me.
I called her, I screamed to come closer
but she refused by not saying a word to me.
Soon she showed her back which suddenly
looked to me
as my destiny was unfolding its pages.
Soon after her disappearance,
a thought came to me that,
“If somebody like her could ever come to me
if in dream I would have slept when sun is awake”
“If somebody like her wished me good luck,
I would have felt lucky to hear those two words.”
“If somebody like her could even stand
besides me when I am in pain.”
“If somebody like her could ever see
when I am struggling to revive my destiny.”
“If somebody like her could ever allow me to rest
on her shoulders when I tire my self more than
what I could bear.”
“If somebody like her could ever see
me crying lonely in my bed, waiting for the dreams
which haunted me and wished me sweet dreams”
And at last,
“Some body like her could have
ever burdened herself to read this bad joke.”
Surabh Das
1st year, EC
You can bomb the world into pieces, you can't bomb the world into peace.....
SCREAM
We Live In Virtual Reality
Under Fake Pretence Of Peace
We Seem Unperturbed By The Fact
That Our Canvas Is Smudged With Grease
We Wear Multiple Masks
Trying To Appear Outwardly Serene
We Pretend to Be Calm And Unruffled
But Deep Inside We All Scream.
Our Elosts Full Of Masks
Our Souls Tearing Us Apart
We Fight To Quieten It Down
Locking The Storms In Our Heart
We Wrestle With Our Commonsense
To Be What We Seem
Pretending To Succeed We Smile
But Deep Inside We All Scream
Our Original Self Buried Deep
Touching, Bent And Scared
We Ignore Its Call Of SOS
We Pretend Not To Care
We Ignore The Forewarning Of Eternity
We Turn A Blend Eye As If A Dream
And When The Time Peels Us Off
Then We Let Out A Scream
Madhuri Patel
 Insight
3 Sides of the same coin
From the very childhood, every children is imbued and asked to follow certain rules and principles. The elders on the basis of their
experience in life tell us what to do and what not to. We are expounded to discriminate between the good and the bad, the right and the
wrong.The elders, our teachers, parents all tell us to adhere to the right path, avoid the bad things and live an archetypical life.
Keeping in mind, these teachings we take decisions in life about doing things with a view to do always good or correct thing.When
we come across certain quandary or bafflement, we choose the right alternative and follow it, believing that the other option is the wrong
one. Thus we can say that everything has two sides/facets like the two sides of a coin. But, in life many a times we are not fully correct and
completely wrong. Still in such problems we consider only one side of the coin or rather contrive the second side too. This state of being not
fully correct and wrong is the third side of the coin.This third side has no physical existence.This third side is implicit and important. Only time
reveals this third side.We never accent to this side and live our lives and take decisions.
We are always taught about the good and the bad(white is good and bad is black), always to be good or to be on the white side. But,
actually there cannot be an entirety of white or black. There is the third side, the gray side. This third side could be understood with some of
our experiences in life. In our diurnal life, many times we have to lie for our sake or for the benefit of somebody else. But our childhood
tutelage say that lying is a bad thing, thus it means that we all are on the black side and we are bad. Is it so??? Will this make you feel guilty???
No absolutely not, though you are not completely white too. Now where will you put yourself in this situation ( as the bad one/ black side or
the good one/white side). In this case, you can emphatically put yourself on the third side, i.e. the gray side.This gray side exists only because
of black and white.You can have different shades of it which I would say will tell you the amount of good or the bad in you.
Second example could be of two very close friends. They had shared the best of times with each other and known each other very
well. But, someday they started quarreling, everything shattered just because of a misunderstanding. Both of them with their egos very high
considered himself correct and didn't looked for the third side. Time passed and their animosity increased. This time however showed
them the third side too, where they had the realization of their mistakes. But in this time period the animosity between them had
intensified so much that they cannot have the same relationship again.
Thirdly you can see this third side in expectations too. When we do something for somebody we generally expect
something from that person. But in many cases, the person doesn't acknowledge you and help you in your time of need.This hurts
you and you develop bad regards for that person.

Nevertheless it could be possible that the person wanted to help you but under some
circumstances he could not. Most of us don't consider this side and stop helping others.
So is it that altruism is bad???? No, just follow the words “ Never expect anything from
anybody” (considering the third side).
Well I have realized the importance of this third side and now I consider it in
everything I do. This has saved me from getting gloomy and sad along with the feeling
of being guilty. Through experiences of daily life I tried to give you an idea of the elusive
third side, think on it and you will also find it around you……

Abhijeet Shrivastava
Third year,EC
Insight

Shadows of a If You’re There By My Side

Flame ,Dancing When the orb of night is not in the welkin,
in shape of my When murk engulfs the world,
I will not qualm for aught,
desires If you're there by my side.
We desire to be at the Cliff,
lone from this place alone staring the dusk. When clouds screen the azure,
There at the Cliff, When there's ponderous rain,
a blue reptile swinging through the There will be mirth in every drop,
green flora,tossing up ,tumbling down , If you're there by my side.
there at the cliff.
At the cusp of achievement ,
after finishing the task we just dream In this world whether there
to be there. is one or none for me,
Dream of a breeze combing your hairs Every moment will be enlightened,
and noticing that first star, If you're there by my side.
glittering over that blue reptile
and then ending up with a number by
the dawn,sitting beside those flames Whenever tears come in my eyes,
shadow of which Or any anguish is there,
dances in shape of your desires Even if I will smile,
Desires, If you're there by my side.
one finished yet none accomplished
Then begins a new Journey for a new
terminus, Whenever my heart quails,
for a new cliff , with a new flame and Or even if there's tenebrosity,
new shadows. I will conquer the whole schmear,
every second day......... If you're there by my side.

Whenever the milieu is pervaded with pleasure,

And ecstasy packs the air,
Epoch would be empyrean,
Neeraj Partety If you're there by my side.
Third year, EC
Abhijeet Shrivastava
3rd Year, EC

When we learn all the answers, they change the questions

 Insight
THE ABSTRUSE JUSTICE
A girl jilted by destiny orphaned at nine
Too innocent to understand life, to fear death
Busy catching butterflies, making castles of
the sand
The handkerchief her mother had pinned, still
intact
With a Barbie doll in hand
Expected to cry, forced to react
She is dragged to her parent's funeral
The protector shell had cracked
Rays of darkness entered
Darkness-not an acceptable state but absolute
absence
Ready to engulf that soul's innocence
The symphony of silence transforming
Into the church ceremony's wistful laments
Oblivious of death, the ultimate justice of God
She is still unaware of the brevity of life
Floating in the imaginary castles free from
gravity
Far away from reality
She feels safe like still in the cocoon
But alas, dreams don't last.
Megha
It's a small world -- unless you gotta walk home.
Time
Time Does Not Wait For You or Me
Days Pass And Years Pass
You Lose Your Loved Ones
You Move Away From Your Loved Ones
You Move To Different Places
Your Life Changes, Your Friends Change
Attitude Changes, Society Changes
But Your Heart Has Those
Precious Moments Etched In It
Whether You Want It Or Not, It Is There
Making You Happy At Times
Sometimes Sad At Times
And Making You Even More Painful At Times
Your Heart Has All Those Moments
In A Corner Where No One Can See
What Is It?
They Ask Seeing Your Blank Face
You Just Smile Saying
“those Days Of Mine”
Prateek Shrivastav
Life
Life is a blend of the good and the bad
A bit of the glad and a bit of the sad
A pinch of the contentment
A time of unrest
A dash of worst of and a lot of the best
A little of failure a little of luck
A bit of disaster and plenty of luck
And who would live long
Must be willing to know
That God is our master
Wherever we go.
Anita Soni
II YR, EX
 Insight

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 Insight
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xj Nw lds rks Nwys bldks] vktek dj ns[k rwA
yk[kks flrkjs vklek¡ esa] fVefVekrs ns[kdj]
mu flrkjksa esa ,s cUns] vius vki dks ns[k rwAA
ns[k rw fd rw pedrk] ;k pedrk gS tgk¡]
xj pedrk gS tgk¡] rks fQj crk rw gS dgk¡AAA
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ml flrkjs ij rw] vius vki dh rdnhj fy[kA
fy[k fd ;s nqfu;k gks esjh] vkSj rw dqN [kkl gks
lc ikxyks esa rq>] nhokus dk vyx vankt gksA
vius thou ds lQj esa] rw fudy tk ml txg
ftl txg rsjh gh rsjh] xwatrh vkokt gksA
rw jgs ;k u jgs] rsjh ijNkbZ esas oks ne jgs
tks lqugjs jax ls] bfrgkl esa c<+rh jgsA
vkdk’k lDlsuk
flfoy baftfu;fjax prqFkZ o"kZ
If a "fatal" error is made with the E-mail I sent, does that mean I killed somebody?
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ogha ,dkadh thou vkSj uhjlrk
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vius thou dk viO;; ugha gksus nwWaxk
nwljks dh foTk; dks ;wWa gh ugha ns[kWawxkA
eSaus xgjh lkWal yh] vkSj ,d dne ckgj j[kk
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^^ vkjke ?kj ij rkyk tM+k vkSj
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vxj vki Hkh vkjke ?kj esa cSBs gSa
;kn j[kks fotsrk Hkh lansg ls f?kjrk gS
cl ! ,d vxzorhZ ix gh i;kZIr gSa
mBks] tkxks vkSj vuar tx dks igpkuksa !!
nsoka’k nsoysdj
bZ- lh- r‘rh; o"kZ
 Insight
Deaf Angel
This time around, after deep breath,
it is mine, it is my horrific sound.
Trouble time is ringing loud.
I want to regain my lost ground.
With inbuilt proud,
I am rubbing the silver bangle
Where are you, you my deaf angel.
Panic, is the word written in crimson red.
Now troubles have even reached my bed.
Without your help, I may drown.
Something inside me or in others
is disturbing my feathers.
I am rubbing it one more time,
Where are you my deaf angel.
This atmosphere is becoming catastrophe,
where is peace, or my hibernation coffee.
They are conveying nothing,
and unknown is riding on my fears.
I hope that sooner or later it will be tears.
My hands are bleeding, my neck paining,
Where are you my deaf angel.
All alone, I am sitting on hill top.
Dark is peeking from nearest park.
My fear's echo may cause troubles;
I am seeing my future in silver bubbles.
Breaking and fading my future seems.
Numb are my hands, and my soul,
Where are you my deaf angel.
This will be last time,
I will ever write.
Last time I will scribe.
Last time to fight my self.
No matter how fragile my sword be.
Come soon Oh! My deaf angel.
Kartik Trivedi, 2 Yr, EX
THE BETTER COMPLIMENT
Happy the man, whose goals achieved,
Whose wishes fulfilled & sanctity approved,
Whose presence worth & negligence tough.
But,
Happier is the man who's loved-
Loved by everyone, encumbered by none.
Loved for charm, adored for beauty,
Busy amidst, carries on with his duty.
But,
The happiest man rises high-
Not even single volition sigh.
'Omniscient' considered by many,
Is the one who earns TRUST, not agony;
Who thrives for emotions,
Digests 'SECRETS' with greatest passion;
'BETRAYAL' acquires anonymity with him,
Not to ditch anyone, albeit hopes are dim;
Placed in situations, tough to survive,
Difficult for even those called wise;
The fiasco of feelings takes one beneath,
Happiness seems to take the back-seat;
Efforts seem going down the drain,
Anxiety & adversary scribble disdain;
Alone one may seem, that's not forever-
Personal allure remains in air forever.
Those who are trustworthy-
Have secrets to carry,
For who believe in humanity
Will acquire sanguinity
The words in Gold, to every soul must be told-
“Taking the secret to the grave it means
So, with all my might I'm here to mean
To be trusted is a better compliment than to be
loved
However, onerous it may seem.”
Abhilasha Bharadwaj
3 Yr IT
Surfing Digital Brains....

The Virussasic Park!!! Resident Evil

Into pendrive
 War of
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Fighting the Virus, Virus hides in pendrive

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picture banne wali hain) ....

Virus Unleashed!
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Achievements PR
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S.No NAME EVENT POSITION VENUE BRN Year
1. Sagar Gupta LAN Gaming 2, 1, 2 TIT, RGUIT, BUIT EC 2
2. Shubha Shri’tava, Astha Jain Ppr Presentation 2 Technosearch 08, MANIT CSE 2
3. Sukanya Ganguly, Vela Rasiz Ppr Presentation 2 Technosearch 08 MANIT CSE 2
4. Sudhakar Santani Robotics 2 LNCT IT 2
5. Aditya Chaturvedi Robotics Participated IIT-Kanpur EC 2
6. Anirudh Bizlwan Robotics 4 SGSITS-Nexus EC 2
7. Kartik Trivedi Robotics 4 SGSITS-Nexus EX 2
8. Sagar Gupta Robotics 4 SGSITS-Nexus EC 1
9. Asif Anwar Robotics Participated IIT-Kanpur EC 2
10. Kartik Trivedi Extempore 2 UIT EX 2
11. Yawar Alam Khan , Talal
Siddiqui, Sumit Sabnani Robotics 2 LNCT IT 2
12. Kartik Trivedi, Haris
Ahmed Energy Quiz 1 UIT-RGPV EX 2
13. Arun Tiwari, Varun
Verma, Vaibhav Khare Nukkad Natak 2 Jaagrat 07 EC 2
14. Ananya Dubey, Jai
Kushwaha, Itika Gupta,
Aditya Chaturvedi Nukkad Natak 2 Jaagrat 07 EC 2
15. Achala Gehlot, Megha
Chaturvedi, Alpi Nahar Nukkad Natak 2 Jaagrat 07 EC 2
16. Anjushree Gupta, Sagar
Gupta Nukkad Natak 2 Jaagrat 07 EC 2
17. Anshul Soni Ppr presen tion 2 Neev, MITS Gwalior CE 2
18. Anshul Soni Energy Quiz 2 UIT RGPV CE 3
19. Alok Dubey Ppr Presentation 1 Disaster Mgmt, MANIT CE 3
20. Alok Dubey Quiz 3 Neev, MITS Gwalior CE 3
21. Alok Dubey Ppr Presentation 2 Neev, MITS Gwalior CE 3
22. Anuj tiwari, Poorna Goyal Poster Designing 1 Planet Engineers, LNCT EC 3
23. Anuj tiwari, Poorna Goyal Ppr Presentation 3,1 BIOS,SPANDAN TIT EC 3
24. Puneet Robotics 1 CHaos, IIT Delhi EX 3
25. Kapil Kumar Tejra Quiz 2 Chimera, MANIT IT 3
26. Aditya Dubey, Shubha Magazine
Shrivastava, Amit Varma, making
Raksha competition 1 IIT Kanpur CSE 3
27. Ankit Roy, Surendra singh,
Rohan Kulkarni Robotics 3 IIT Kharagpur EX 2
28. Abhilasha Bhardwaj Ppr Presentation 2 MITS Gwalior IT 3
29. Arnav Malviya, Aditya On the spot AD
Dubey, Shruti Karwade Making 1 IIT Kanpur CSE 1
30. Pranav Kumar LAN Gaming 2 Planet Engineers, LNCT CE 3
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yEcs&yEcs in fpUgksa dks NksM+rh tk jgh gwWa
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D;k rqe esjs vfLro dks Åij mBk ikvksxs
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Kaleidoscope
Are You a Hummmmer too??
I wonder from which language the word “hmmm” comes from! Is there a dictionary meaning
of this word? I suppose no, since it is such a multi-purpose word. I've noticed something that no matter
which country you belong to and what language you speak, everyone seems to understand it. Mind
you, it is very addictive! Every one out of three people I meet on Orkut are addicted to it. And why
not! It can be the answer to anything and everything! When you are short of words you can use
"hmm". When you have a lot to say but "cannot" then also "hmm" comes to your rescue! I always
relate hmm with mystery! It can mean soooo much. It fills up gaps and breaks silences.
When someone is deeply engrossed in narrating to you the tale of his life and you want to assure
him that you're listening and that you understand...it's always best to use hmmmm. One angry look
and a stressful hmmm is enough to shake a child and stop him from picking up too many biscuits
from the plate at a relative's place .One naughty smile and a sweeeeeeeeet hmmm can make your
partner giggle with joy. One "innocent-puppy-dog" look in the eyes and a pleaaaaaaading hmmmmm
can make your father buy you an expensive watch which you were denied earlier
Seeeee, "hmmm" is such a life-saving equipment !It just depends on how you use it.
Hmm (a reluctant "yes").
Hmmmm (A simple "yes").
Hmmmmmmmmmm............("I'm thinking" Note the effect of the multiple "m"s and dots :D).
hmmmm(**yawn**).
Hmmm?("What?").
Hmmmm???????????("Excuse me!Come again").
Hmmmm!!!!!!("Ohhhhhhhhhhhho!Ahem Ahem").
Hmm??!!&*$#@@??!!("Huh?").
UmmHmmm(As in "offffo").
hmm hmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
("Ok!Ok!Stop !Enough!").
Smileys added along with hmm can also convey various meanings .....

Hmmm Hmmm :( ["awwww!tch tch"] Hmmm :D Hmmm :p Hmmm ;)

If there was a favorite word competition,I would surely give my votes to

“hmm".How about you?Hmmmm :p ??

Saniya Aijaz!!!
8th Sem EC

If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

 Kaleidoscope

Au revoir...
(Good bye till we meet again)
In class 8th or may be in 7th, I had last visited my ancestral village in Chhindwara,
there after I had kept myself busy. Each time situations built around to give a visit, I just how managed to
given some flabby excuses and absconded in the jungles of books I had .Finally after getting placed
thought I have entered a new domain in life and this would further restrict me from going to Chhindwara,
so finally I decided to accompany my parents in this visit which they often gave without me. They share
same opinion over this topic, that I must see our farmhouse and those farms which were ours during
Zamidari era ,and meet the villagers who see my family with lot of respect and even share some DNA .So
now , zamidars are shrinked to few acre farmhouse and fragments of land and me, a Driver cum tourist
and my parents acted as guide, giving details about almost everything irrelevant to me initially, but
gradually instilling in me the sense of pride and most importantly a sense of being belonging to a rich
culture having a blend of royalty in it.

This was my first long drive, we woke up early and left for Chhindwara, en route we
performed puja and holy dip in sacred Narmada river at Hoshangabad where my maternal uncles and
aunts joined us .There after journey was smooth as road was newly constructed, at some places I even
raced with my uncles cruiser, they often won (Diego gratia!!!! I had a petrol engine to blame and a
debutante driver).We had some tea breaks in the middle. I noticed the green fields ,canals , and we even
crossed Satpuda Wild life Sanctuary on our way ,throught the journey cold was really biting and AC's
heat was frequently covering dew on car's glass shield ,thus putting a veil on me and making my driving
difficult ,and I can't dare to switch heaters off at that time when temperature was 3 deg. I had to wipe
them off (dew) frequently making driving an irritating affair. After a lengthy journey of about Eight
hours I was there in my ancestral village. I was greeted and welcomed not only that day but another days
to come with so much of warmth and affection ,that in hindsight I felt ,I must have visited here very often
,the hospitality was unmatched.This village's name is Doongaria small but a prosperous country side ,

except a big problem of electricity. I visited my farmhouse too at Pavaama, it was same some years back
except those Power Grid Tower erected on our nearby farm and a high voltage lines shadows of which
parted our farm diagonally. My father articulated some of his plan regarding that farmhouse ,he is now
retired and like any other retired officer he wants peace around him now ,away from city life
where he cared for government and bureaucracy more than himself for Thirty long years. Where else
one can get that peace, other than farmhouse.

How would you ever know if a word was mis-spelled in the dictionary?
 Kaleidoscope
For five days I stayed there and entire tour was rejuvenating .I also visited my maternal uncle's farm beside
river and saw another one which was almost a hill ,completely covered by green layer of crops. Eating fresh Peas
,Chana,and am in the backyard of ancestral 'Haveli' roods with law beside river was a treat to my mind ,he had the
same opinion as that of my father's about life at farmhouse but can't afford a retirement being a Doc.It was a family
get together sort of ceremony ,my grandmother's small statue was installed in the backyard of ancestral 'Haveli'
hers' was engraved on a shield of stone of about one sq.ft. She left us this Jan It was there where the second sense I
stated in last line of first para aroused ,the place where this stone shield was installed in the backyard of
ancestral 'Haveli' had many similar stone shields and statues .This place is our temple, where we worship our
ancestors on par with god. They were arranged in about 4-5 rows my grandmothers' was fixed in fifth. Statues in 1th
rows were more than 500 year old!!!! and some older statues has got buried in the back of 1st one ,as there is a
custom that once installed cannot be disturbed again as this may annoy them. in the backyard of ancestral 'Haveli'
Some even relate it with reincarnation .Some stone shields show my ancestors, holding and waving sword riding
on a horse and some looked imported from Harappa with a good artistic work on stone .Every family member of
mine will be treated the same way, some day by generations to come because the custom is alive with pride. Now
more than an Infoknight (L&T's employees are called infoknight) I felt proud of being a Partety, difficult and mirth
provoking to those who don't know this great culture.
Finally I was here in Bhopal after a fun filled and eye opening experience, but here life is
different if I fail to get a top B-school or a job, chances are there that I return to same farmhouse .Now I feel each
of us must visit those places where we belong to, to see those customs and tradition which makes you what
you are some one more than Hindu or a sect of it.

Neeraj Partety
6th Sem EC
Funny Facts
>> In 1873,Jacob Davis & his more famous partner Levi Strauss
Patented the first pair f blue jeans.
>>Leanardo da vinci is credited with designing versions of a
parachutes, a tank & a Helicopter

>>In Greece, the climate is so warm that many of cinemas even dont
have roofs.
>> People trust swedes! Forget Bofors, Swedish companies are least
likely to pay bribes, according to transparency international

Anubhav Sogani
Final Year,EX

If space & time are the same as Einstein said, can you be five miles late?
Kaleidoscope

Trip to Tarapur Nuclear Power Station

Plan the unplanned -
ON 11th Jan our 5th Semesters were over, and suddenly the idea of an educational tour
cropped up from our HOD on the condition that we have to manage the entire tour from beginning to
end with all responsibilities.
I was vested with all the responsibility of planning tour like selecting the site, date and route of
travel on 15th January, I proposed the final plan with much zeal and enthusiasm. Then came the time for
taking the permission of responsibility from the appropriate authority, we just went on calling the
appropriate authorities from the no. we got from the net. BUT! Most of the numbers were dead. So we had
to take the numbers from the national directory, which in itself was not easy. After that we sent our
written requests to ONGC, Ahmedabad for one of their power stations set in Ahmedabad, Tarapur
thermal power station & Karnataka Power Corporation Limited (KPCL) for their Kalinadi hydropower
project. Needless to say that we got Instant permission from KPCL, They also guided us to complete the
rest of the details for which I am thankful to MR. Mutturayapa, Sr. Mgr. HR, KPCL. But we had hiccups in
getting permission from Tarapur, as there were problems with dates. But interestingly ONGC replied
there was no power station! And I knew that there was!!! However they gave us the permission.

On the evening of 19th we got the final concession form from the students. We also got the
advance amount and so the reservations were done. A day before I did all the remaining paperwork in
college.

Boarding the train (missing it for some)-

On 23rd January we started to board at the Bhopal station to reach Itarsi (enroute) and then
to Mumbai, not to forget some students missed the train and later joined us at the Itarsi station. We
reached there at 7 in morning and our next train was at 9 to Mumbai. We visited our friend's home at itarsi
and had some refreshments. Back at station the train was late and it finally came at 2.00 A.M, and
henceforth reached Mumbai a day later. Right at the Mumbai station we were without any
accommodation, so after hours of searching we finally did get a decent living place.

Tarapur Nuclear Power Station: Atoms & me

On 25th morning we boarded the bus and left for Tarapur. The intermediate 4-5 hours were
full of fun. After reaching first we had a presentation from sr. Mgr. HR. Then we were shown the nodal
images of station and later we visited the outer plant. Later we all returned back to Mumbai by 25th
midnight itself.

What's another word for 'thesaurus'?

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Dear Goa
On 26th we left for Goa, a place that brings to mind the beautiful images of beaches, clear
sands and sea lashing against the earth. As again without any prior accommodation and this time we
didn't even get any, we spent the night in a dormitory. Goa was a different fun in itself. Unexplainable and
unfathomable!

Kalinadi Hydel Power Station:

In evening we had some problem in getting transport for the Kalinadi, which was situated,
in Ambicanagar, ss goan transports were not allowed to ply outside the state.
We finally left for Kalinadi at 9:20 .We had a continuous 4 hour journey in the midst of national reserves.
The sides were covered with the beautiful stretch of greenery but it was yet another of a bumpy and the
road was worse than I had ever traveled. Finally we reached to the Kalinadi project at around 3.

“Hill view of Kalinadi was beautiful beyond estimation; with sun setting beyond the hills it was
looking ever more beautiful, I personally feel I have never seen something more beautiful before, in spite
of the fact that I have visited almost every place in the North India. Then we moved to the power
generating station. We were then briefed about the working, functioning of hydro alternator &
switchyard. Around 6:00 we started back and at 9 were back at natural reserves accommodation. The
dinner was pre arranged and since we all were hungry we attacked the food like anything.

The following day we started our journey back.

In all it was a unique experience.All through the journey I had taken care not to hurt anyone's
sentiment and my sincere apologies to anyone whom I did. With due respect to my enthusiasm to know
more about places, I wish there's more to come in the years ahead!

Ravi Shekhar Prasad Singh

VIII Sem, EX

Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?

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Two Indian Alphabets.

There must be few nations or few nationalities which can be linked to more than two
alphabets like we do. More than having two letters associated, it's the relevance which makes the two or
for that matter even a single alphabet coherent with the mental psyche of people of that nation. Since
everyone of you know that I am an Indian, so you know that it would be India of which I would be writing
about. Only suspense would be the alphabets. First one, which many of you would have already guessed,
and rightly so, the 'I', which defines the core of our nation. I for India, and I for everything Indian. More than
that its 'I' for ourselves which is why we are Indians, or rather which is why we are the way we are.
India took independence some 62 years back, and since then the alphabet I has been the most sought
after alphabet among all the twenty six. Everything we do, since then, started and ended on 'I'. But 'I' alone
doesn't make us unique. There is one more letter which makes us far more unique, which is far more
coherent with our way of doing things than 'I', because sometimes due to some reason some people
forget about 'I' and thinks about us, the Indians.

The other alphabet to which I would like to bring your attention is lies far away in list, at the
end. And the fact says that no one can be saved from its wrath in India. You know it, you have seen it in
action and I don't think that you admire it. Its 'Q'.This very alphabet more than any other, and that includes
'I' has sucked our time for last hundred years. Where ever you move, you will see one Q (queue) in action.
Lets start from the very beginning of your life. Once you were here on earth your parents had to stand in
queue to get a birth certificate, later in another Q so as to get your admission in some school. Then when
you were in school then daily you had to stand in queue for prayers for various other things. But this is not
it, what ever we wanted we had to put our feet in some kind of Q or other. Even when we go to meet god,
at his place, we had to bear the pain of Q. Now you brain might have started churning more and more
experiences you had with Q, so I wont be adding up on your already existing pains.

So all in all before saying ciao, I would like to put a question, how would you define an
Indian intelligence and the answer is, in terms of IQ!

Kartik Trivedi
IV Sem, EX

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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Few months back when I came out of the theatre after watching the most awaited film of the year “OM SHANTI
OM” and while coming out I accidentally bumped into a friend of mine, who was standing in front of the ticket
counter, in what seemed like a never-ending queue. “So, how was the film?” she asked me in breathless
anticipation. I kept repeating her question in my mind for at least hundred times, but I stood speechless and
could not think of even one word that could add to her jolly good mood. So I somehow manage with just few
words “all the best!!”“Om Shanti Om” is not the only one that can be put into this category, but when I look at
the newspaper column to have a glimpse of the theatres and the movies shown by them, truly speaking it feels
like I need a reincarnation to find a movie which majority of our masses can digest.The overall concept of film
making has undergone a radical change, mounted on the axle of only and only profit making. Large number of
domestic theatres and overseas promotion let even a 'C' grade film to snatch its
total price and gradually make a profit in the Indian commercial
'bazaaa…r' of baseless cinema with confused audience dying

Boom for a worthwhile and a truly entertaining film; thinking terribly

about the loss in weight of their wallets.

Bo Movies are supposed to reflect life, but Hindi

movies have always been different,

om escapist and melodramatic. A hero in

muscles of iron and intelligence of James

Bond rambles around the heroine

in clothes of size possibly of a hankie,
Bo
puffing the golden words and promises
of love every now and then.
Story proceeds and the true lovers are torn llyw
Apart by a rich and powerful family;
it as a divine pre-defined relationship of two
people. I wonder, is it love or a new specie developed
ood
accidentally in the laboratory and every scientific pundit
trying to name it in their own way.
A song in Bollywood is almost obligatory with actor and actress in no time reaching from Indian roads
to bay beauty beaches of New Zealand, with lots of dancers coming into sight suddenly out of nowhere. I don't
understand which modern high speed and high tech missile they sit upon? And what to talk about our action
films and heroes! All living laws of physics, chemistry as well as mathematics fail in these films. Our single hero is
equivalent to five and in some cases even equivalent to fifty, which is an anomaly to algebra.
Our action planners have developed their own laws and according to these
“Bollywood Laws of Action”:-
1.First law states that “every hero in Bollywood will remain at rest or continues
to be in constant action until and unless he is compelled by a heroine or a
villain to change its state of rest or of uniform action.”

2. The second law is even more exaggerating and states

that “the force of punch applied on the villain is directly
proportional to the strength of hero's muscles and
acceleration of the deformation produced by that
punch in his muscles.”

Beauty is only a light switch away.

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The third law states that “ to every action, there is thousand times more powerful reaction by the hero.” Oh
my God! I am impressed, confused and full of sorrow for my fellow beings thinking whether they are witnessing an
action movie or an animated cartoon of“Hanuman”,killing thousands at a time.

If you really want to come out of the dark room smiling,after tolerating three hours of exaggerating
torture, all you have to do is to keep your brain at home and carry some painkillers to help others relax themselves.
Anyways, is it always so bad? Well miracles do happen everywhere and even our bollywood by stands
some of those miracles and fortunately some good movies are also made by chance! So, with movies like “Rang De
Basanti” and “Taare Zameen Par” one can hope that there will be more movies with activist themes that will seep
into the public consciousness. So lets not give up completely, after all its just the intermission and …picture abhi
baaki hai mere dost!
Rashmi Tiwari First year
There Is No Rest for Success
Success is a journey not a destination a year from You'll have pride behind you
now you may wish you had started today. And hope ahead of you.
Every beginner is a winner. The success is truly the path to heaven.
Success is not escaping problems Success is never ending,
but facing them creatively. because success is like
There is no success without sacrifice. the process of seed planting.
Great success always calls for great sacrifice. Every creative contribution
Even failure can become an important ingredient to success. like a seed planted may bear fruit.
Failure just means that you have not yet succeeded. Success finally is not
I'd rather change my mind and what you have it for not what you do;
succeed than have my own way and fail. it is who you are, and what
Success without conflict is unrealistic. you want to become of yourself.
Any person can be successful on smooth seas,
but it is the victory over the storm that gains true honor.
Success doesn't come through the way you think it comes;
it comes through the way you think.
Never settle for less than success.
Success is doing something good.
When you can, where you can, while you can. Sumeet Gupta
It's better to attempt to do something great and fail,
Final Year CE
than attempt to do nothing and succeed.
Success is not necessarily reaching your goal-
but reaching the maximum possibilities in light of the
opportunities that come your way.
To keep your values on target remember to live
So that when you “arrive”,

Rome wasn't built in a day. That's because it was a government job.

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Going to
Ask anybody 'Is going to Kanpur a hedious
task?' and that person would either give you an
awkward look or just ignore thinking you are mad.
Even I used to think like this. But my thinking was
earthquake stricken when we, the students of CSE
branch (3rd semester of 2006-2010 batch) decided
to attend the cultural festival 'ANTARAGNI' that was
being held at IIT Kanpur from 25th October 2007 to
28th October 2007.
Our mission began on 9th September 2007
when few odd 16 people gathered to accomplish a
task that was not yet dreamt off in our college. It's
not that people from our college had not
participated in any national cultural event
previously but this was the first time when the
students truly represented the college. I am saying
so because earlier whenever the students decided
to participate in a national event like this they paid
from their own pockets. This was not the college's
fault but it was taken for granted that being in a
govt. college, how much one tries, convincing the
college officials to sponsor an event like this is
almost impossible. So why crack our heads for
nothing. Although we were not an exception to
such thinking, we just decided to try at least once, as
we had nothing to loose.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
n p ur
Ka
Think again
Being beginners, we hardly knew whom to
approach and from where to commence. So we
started off by writing several application letters to
the different heads of our college which targeted
to convince them to let us participate in the
respective event. The list included the HODs, the
director, the cultural head, the vice chancellor and
a few more. To our amazement, getting the
signatures was not as difficult as to find the
respective person at his or her desk at the same
time when we approached them.
Anyway, our wild goose chase continued,
keeping in mind the fact that we had to attend our
classes and practicals along with the practice for
the events we were participating in. Now I know
'attending classes' sounds a bit weird but our
HOD agreed to sign the application letter only on
the basis of our statement that we won't miss our
curricular activities to attend the practice for the
cultural events. So it became more necessary for
us to attend the classes as we were already
highlighted due to our running-around-the-mill.
Scorching sun and warm loo added to the
difficulties, but we hardly knew that a bigger
hurdle was in its way to splurr waters on our
planning.
Dates of our external vivas came out.29th
September 2007 was the first, giving way to the
theory papers from around 16th November. For us
20, everything came to a stand still. Almost one
month of running around the HODs, the director,
faculties, missing classes, preparing applications
and practicing after college was going to be of no
use
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This also reduced the number of pupils from 20 to 18.Then as if the godmother from a fairy
tail came one of our computer science faculty. We told her about all the dismay and she gave us a
ray of hope, assuring us that she would talk to the HOD. After a few days of negotiations and a
signature from the cultural head even the HOD agreed to shift the externals. Our joy knew no
bounds as we had climbed our first step to success.

We were participating in 2 major cultural events being held at IIT in addition to the on the spot
competitions like rangoli making, mehandi making, magazine designing etc. The major ones
included a Hindi play and a free style dance. Our practice session was of two hours everyday. Since
I belonged to the dramatics group, I could only tell about our 'jamming sessions'. After lot of creative
thinking in the group itself we decided to ask somebody senior who already had experience in the
field of dramatics. At that point, being familiar with Mr.Shrikant Apte, a renowned theatre artist we
decided to ask him to direct our play. Being a very humble person he readily agreed to direct us.

The first 8 to 10 days was expected to be horrible so at that time bad acting, faults in dialog
delivery, bad timing, being expressionless didn't hurt much but when the play was not taking shape
even after 15 days, a disappointment crept over our director and he made us understood the
sincerity and dedication theatre required. From that day all of us became more serious about our
work. Now it was not just another play for us, but a responsibility we were carrying to not let down
our director's as well as our college's name. It was the very next day of our practice when first time
our director clapped for us. This was a milestone in the period of our practice sessions.

In between, our college scenario was also at its best. At this point of time we were
concentrating on getting funds. Since now all of us were quite determined to go to IIT, Kanpur so it
didn't really matter if we hadn't been funded by the college. But everything fell at place before going
to that extent and with the kind help of a few officials we got our dues paid off.

So now we were all set, 17 of us, ready for IIT Kanpur. Last but not the least, waiting for our
train at the Bhopal station we decided to call our group 'dare to be different'. It suited just fine.

Sukanya Ganguly
II Year CSE

If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
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Chak De India!
A MYTH OR A REALITY?
“Bolt from the blues”,“India rocks”,“Chak De India”,“Hard Hitters”,“Game changers”,“Dhoni ne
dho daala”… you might have guessed by now that these are some of the headlines that were seen all
over the newspapers after the splendid victory of our Indian cricket team in the twenty 20 world cup
finals.

A reason to celebrate, of course, but this victory definitely blew off the candles of
anticipation for the hockey lovers, who after the super duper hit and extensively appreciated hockey
based movie-'Chak De India' hoped that the national game hockey will once again regain its esteem and
importance. The huge commemoration after the twenty 20 win however made it very clear that in India,
it is always going to be cricket and people can not actually dare to think anything beyond cricket.

I always wonder what about cricket is so extraordinary, that even the smallest of details
are given gigantic media coverage. If you flip over the channels, you would probably think that Dhoni
has done something so miraculous that we ought to know the most trivial details of his life, even the
number of strands of hair he has, the number of liters of milk he gulps, the girl he dates and what not.

Not only media, but the government and even the common people are equally
responsible for this injustice being done with the other sports over cricket. People usually jump for no
reason after a single victory and very soon when India starts loosing matches; these very people march
towards the players' home and burn it.

Government while honoring the cricketers with huge cash rewards and other benefits
totally ignores the achievements of other sports persons.

For instance, our six-pack Yuvraj Singh,

who struck a twenty20 record with his 6 sixes in an
over, was awarded with a cash price of Rs. Six lakhs,
one for each of the sixes, while on the other hand, the
victory and the hard work of the Indian hockey team
in the Asia cup, got virtually unnoticed. The hockey
team felt so betrayed that it forced them all to
threaten a hunger strike alleging step-motherly
treatment.

d Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous.

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In return to this V.V.I.P. treatment, our super hero cricketers don't play cricket on ground as
much as they play it in advertisements. They must learn something from our former badminton player P.
Gopichand, who after winning the England tournament, refused to all the offers to act in the add films
because he didn't want his followers to buy the things which he didn't!

The rage towards cricket and ignorance towards other sports among the Indian public
can hardly end and the scenario will probably remain the same forever. Even movies like 'Chak De India'
failed to leave a mark big enough to penetrate and sustain into the short-lived memories of Indian
people.The phrase 'Chak De India' is although being used everywhere but the main motive of the film has
however been forgotten. However, do you think, the movie completely failed? No, I think the movie did
contribute a little to the society…the girls would probably remember… “Chak de Chak de, ek hockey
doongi rakhke”,wasn't that a great shot??

Rashmi Tiwari First year

Changing What We Can
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Leaves us alone with tears and sorrows,
Even a little smile we have to borrow.
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When it takes away our heart and soul. rth,
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Bit life always gives us time to heal. h i le w o u ld make no har
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Giving light to all as
a candle glows,
We have to keep pace
and move with the flo
w.
Moving ahead with strength more and more,
We can change what life has in its store.

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

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Nobel Prize
Alfred Nobel was a scientist, inventor, entrepreneur and author.
He had discovered dynamite but then he felt this could lead to mass destruction. So he laid
the foundation of Nobel Prize in `1895, when Nobel wrote his last will. He left much of his wealth to the
establishment of Nobel Prize. It has honored persons with outstanding achievement since 1901 in the
field of medicine, physics, chemistry, peace and economics.
MAHATMA GANDHI, THE MISSING LAUREATE. DOES HE DESERVED THE NOBEL PRIZE.?
Mahatma Gandhi was nominated five times for Nobel Prize -1937, '38, '39, '47 and '48.
People in India unabashedly believed that he should have been the proud recipient, but
the majority of the jury didn't think that way.They were critical of him.They felt that Gandhi's thinking was
very narrow minded which results from the fact that he had struggled for giving equal status to Indians
against white people in South Africa. But he had done nothing for black people in SA who were in much
worse condition than Indians. Black people in those times were made slaves and suffer from category of
inhuman exploitation. Even then Gandhi's focus was not there.
In my opinion his policies were not clear. For example, when he started non cooperation
movement people supported him. Students left schools and colleges burned their books. But after the
chauri- chaura incident, he suddenly took back the non cooperation movement without thinking of the
students who had left the schools and colleges and who would not be given admissions again. This
created anger in youth at that time. This unrest invited wide criticism, but as like many others went
unnoticed until Bhagat Singh who was a victim of the same difficulty voiced.
In all of this and more, there were many aspects which went unwritten into the golden
pages of history, went shadowed and were finally covered by the mist of time that had no records for
those who were common, miserable and unwanted. And so for the entire cult of unsung hero's I say I am
“for” the Nobel committee's decision. That certainly does not make me an anti-gandhian philosopher,
infact he was amongst those few leaders who were revolutionary and who dared to change for the basic
cause of humanity. Respect for him is unfathomable. But so is my respect for the wrong is indomitable.
Therefore, in my opinion, Gandhi does not deserve the Nobel Prize.

Ed Speak: The views are entirely that of the writer and

bear no offence to any religion,
philosophy and emotions whatsoever.

Rachit Harney
I Year, EX

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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O Fashion! Dear Fashion

Time, the changer of seasons Volume are spoken by fashion
Of mind and thinking of reason By dresses short or long
Man has been changing too Now fashion has become a passion

Often me reflect with gall For latest trends me throng.

About changes and latest trends; Fashion touches many lives
The fact that is accepted by all Leads from bhajans to pope
Before fashion our knee bends

Fashion of dresses;
Same the culture we inherit Husbands & wives
Its rich & varied, high in post, Will it continue or will it stop?
The truth that brings discredit
We address it as backward most!
Fashion lies with us today
Dear, Adopt it and manifest our thinking
Fashions are inevitable Take it and change it anyway
Fashions are unpredictable Don't leave it, saying its sinking
Fashions can be of any kind
For fashions come from man's mind.
Fashion and culture are intertwined
Styles oft repeat themselves
From dhotis to bell botts to Baggies Why this relation is denied?
Where the lie will end, I don't know Designs come from culture's shelves
Saris to skirts to minis
Shorter the clothes, more to show!
With optimism, thus I conclude
Hoping you'll agree with me
Headgears differ in sizes & hues From fashions vulgarity exclude
Of silk, cotton, fiber or feather. Then, the beauty of fashions you see
Reds, yellow, greens & Blues
Changing often to suit any weather.
Priyanka Khirdwarkar
I Yr, EX
Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
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Pottermania!! - A muggle's Viewpoint

So why it is Harry potter such a worldwide phenomenon? From the first installment of the
series, Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone, it has captured the imagination of the population like
none other. The final installment of Harry potter series released worldwide- Harry potter & the deathly
hallows- Bringing about the final confrontation between Harry potter and Lord Voldemort. Harry potter
fans world over had been waiting for it with baited breath. This frenzy is whipped up to such a level that
you end up looking like a dork if you haven't read nay of those books.
Harry potter started off an as children' book. But as harry the character got older; the book
too grew to be relatively darker and started addressing a wide range of topics that adults as well as
adolescents could identify with. Also remember the readers who read the first books have all grown up
now. So its a credit to JK Rowling that she has been able to maintain the interests of both the grown ups
and kids in the series.
Children love the series because it opens up an entirely new world to them, a world of
magic& amazement. But Rowling has interwoven this magical world with parallel from real world. From
the rigours of daily school activities and homework, to intense competition and rivalry between the
houses; there won't be a child on the planet that couldn't identify with his troubles. Every child would
have friends like hermione and Ron. Every child at some stage of his schooling would have encountered a
nemesis malfoy. Every school will have its own favorite sport, like quidditch is the flavor for everyone in
hogwarts.

However its not all fun and games in harry potter world. Rowling candy flosses the topic of
racism.The hatred of pure blood wizards (those born in magical families) towards smuggles (non magical
people like yours truly) and smuggle born is amazingly similar to racist overtones I how the real world.
She touches upon the slavery in how the waizardeing world would treat elves, their servants in the book.
It's also a story of above all good and evil.
Lord Voldemort must rank alongside some of the greatest literary villains of all time. His
quest for immediately mirrors the secret dark desire that we all posses. Harry potter is the antithesis of
voldemort even though he shows a rather large disregard for following the rules. He embodies
everything that lord Voldemort is not.
He is a tragic orphan whose parents are murdered by the former almost inevitable.
There has been criticism of these books from various quarters. From
Catholics to critics, all have threshed the books for various reasons.

But if these books are stepping

stones for kids to cultivate the habit of
reading books then what is the harm in it. Or
maybe we all are taking these books just a
bit too seriously and forgetting the primary
function these books were written for, to
have some plain unadulterated fun so get on
your firebolts and fly into the world of Harry
Potter and his friends and rest.

Priyanka Khirdwarkar
I Year, EX
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Rock Is Here To Stay

Metallica, Guns and Roses, Pink Floyd, you guys know them all. But this article is all about letting
you guys know about the Arcanum known as “Indian Rock”.The cavalcade of rocking jam sessions of the
bands like Mystics to concerts of the bands like Zero, the folklore of Indian rock is here.

There has long been a rock movement in India especially in cities like Mumbai, Calcutta, New
Delhi, Madras and Bangalore. Lounge acts, including swing bands were popular in 1950's, decade after
British left. Later in 1970's, the polydor, a German label began an Indian label distributing rock music.

From here the actual Indian rock started.The bands which kicked off were “Mystiks” from Mumbai,
“Beat-X” from Madras and “Flinstones” from Calcutta. This growing rock and roll scene was copacetically
joined by“Junior Statesman”.The band members mainly comprised of students and undergraduates.

With the arrival of MTV, tastes rapidly changed. People started following underground styles of
music like death metal, progressive rock, thrash and heavy metal etc. Bands formed in 80's such as rock
machine (later known as Indus Creed) altered their style with the influx of newer techniques from west.
The Indian sub-genre of fusion, which encourages a similar blend of ancient Indian music traditions with
rock music to“Raga Rock”,was also carried forward.

“Exodus”- a power rock trio ruled the rock scene in 80's-90's in India.The band also featured India's
first female singer Pearl.

And here we are today, we have Zero, Parikrama, Thermal and Quarter, Motherjane, Bhayanak
Maut, the list is endless.These men are making the country proud overseas.

Rock is penetrating into the hearts of people in metros as well as smaller towns of India. Rock is
permeating colleges, schools, campuses and everywhere.

The new era of Indian music and I stress on INDIAN MUSIC (not a music of western people as
thought by crab-minded people in India) is still on and will make it big someday. It will over power closed-
minded so called “musicians”of India.

ROCK IS HERE TO STAY

Arpit Chourey
Ist year, CE
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SSB Allahabad- Chest No. 17
It was a season of excitement, a season everybody was waiting for college to begin, starting by 21st
of September. My excitement was further on a high tide as my call letter for SSB interview was to him my
door in 2 to 3 days.

It came and brought mixed emotions, uneasiness on my fathers face and I of course was happy.
Call letter said that I was to report at Allahabad on 21st of September by 7:00 am. It will be a seven day
physical and mental torture to get selected, and then a medical test which will take more out of you.

The hardest part for me in whole process was not go for the interview, but was to convince my
father to allow me to go there. After two days of sincere efforts my father agreed and half the job was
done. Wildness of forest fire was matching my preparations for SSB, it became a mania for me. I almost
consulted everyone I knew, books, physical exercise, interview questions became colleagues.

The day came and the train number 2124 arrived on the platform number three, reservation chart
said that berth number 26 of coach S-6 belonged to Vaibhav Khare. I occupied my seat and luckily I got
one of my friends going to the same place. Journey became lot easier, journey became a pleasure for me,
and we enjoyed every bit of it. There were a heap of candidates at the railway station, waiting for the
vehicle to arrive. I almost lost myself in those long, wide, emotionless faces. Anyways it did not take much
time for all of us to become friends. After reaching the centre the necessary documentation was done, and
I was given chest number 17, my new identity. The 'Subedar' showed us the way towards our barracks and
also dictated next day schedule. It said we were to get up at 5 am in the morning and report at the testing
ground by six. Then a psychology test and then the day will be called off. Probably it was the first time in
my life that I woke up that early, took a bath.Test was pretty good and I did my level best.

The barracks provided were the perfect example of 'unity in diversity', people from almost all the
states, north, south, east, west, were all brought to single room. Everybody shared about their culture and
felt proud on that. The day went by and so did different tests. The officers did their job immaculately, and
we also didn't do any thing which was not void.

The most important part in my test was the interview, Brigadier Khanna was a stout
personality, but was a cool guy. He was more interested in my friends of opposite gender;
you can call them 'girl friends'. He excavated every thing about them, even those which I
discovered that day itself. I really enjoyed my interview. Last day was the conference day;
results were to be announced, the moment for which all of us worked so hard.

He came and said, “Arun and Ashwin are

selected”. I felt bad, but The process of shaking
hands started, and tears in eyes of some candidate
could not stop themselves from feeling the
gravity.
Those 7 days have become an integral part of my
life. My eyes are getting heavy I suppose, and will
probably need a handkerchief now.

Vaibav Khare,
EC- 4th sem.

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
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We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

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Switch It Off
A photograph says a thousand words. That is why television,” the source of talking pictures”,
dominates our lives and all channels of communication in this information age.
But dominating does not always mean it is the best. After watching cable TV for a year, I have come to the
conclusion that newspapers are a far better and worthwhile option. Of course, TV has its own positives,
but I feel newspapers have more.
First the biggest advantage of news papers is that readers don't need to alter their schedule or
pace of life for reading them. In the case of TV you've to adjust your schedule according to the timing of
your favorite programs.These days when everyone considers time is money, reading a newspaper means
saving a lot more of it.
Second you can watch only one program at a time .The remote control stays in the hands of one
person, who dictates the choices of others. But this is not so with newspapers. Family members can read
different pages according to their interests and availability of time.
Next of course, are those irritating advertisements! Newspapers don't compel you to read them.
You can flip the pages or just throw the ad supplements away. But on TV, there is absolutely no way out.
Watching a movie or a discussion on TV has become a nightmarish experience.
Jokes apart, let's come to the moot point. TV information is so rapid that it does not give you time
to think, analyze, evaluate and form your own opinion. Consequently, viewers become slave to the
opinion makers but where as newspapers are concerned, read them at your own pace, analyze each item
and build your own opinion. So after knowing so much, would I ever leave newspapers for an idiot box?
No, I am not such an idiot.

MADHURI PATEL

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

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True merit is like a river, The deeper it is, The less noise it makes.
At the birth place of any river the depth is very less. As the length of river increases, the
depth also increases but due to increase in breadth of river its speed decreases. And thus that
decreases its noise.In the same way a child (just to come into existence) cries as much as possible. This
sound increases till one to two years, after that the knowledge starts increasing, and the noisy cry
changes into sweet words. As ones age increases the knowledge increase and the depth of experience
increases along with the responsibilities. That decreases the free time. That decreases noisy words.
Now the comparison of life with river is a common thing but the comparison of merit with depth is a
new one. But, I feel this is the greatest one. It is quite true that our merit determines our behavior. A
good merit holder is a man of few words.
Accordingly in Hindu mythology, great men used to meditate and do listen to one
another, they related to the inner voice. They realized that they have a greater knowledge that can
only be understood without making any type of noise.

“Life is not easy to understand for a human”, one who knows it never makes noise and clearly it
is realize by few people in our world. As they are scholars they have deeper knowledge to explore
which can not be done by any particle of noise.
Thus, the depth detects, noises intensity, The knowledge detects, voice's intensity.

Saurabh kumar
Istyear, EC
Do it now
If you have a kind word to say, say it now
If you have something to give, give it now If there is a hope you can raise,
If you can make someone glad Or someone you can praise,
Do it now. Do it now. Do it now. Do it now. Do it now
Before it is too late. If you have trust to bestow do it now.
Now is the time for every good deed, If you have courage to give, give it now.
Do not wait until tomorrow. If there's pain you can ease
For it may be just a little too late. or someone you can please,
If there's good news to give, Do it now. Do it now. Do it now.
Give it now.
If there is friendship to show, show it now
If there is love to show, show it now. Anup Jawalkar
4th sem EX

If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
 Kaleidoscope
What hangs on a lamppost?
Recently a Supreme Court judge said that all judges should be hanged from a lamppost.
The subsequent reactions of legalists & media man were on course. But let us move from events to issues
& go from controversy to course.

If a survey is conducted about the unscrupulous of our politician, then most of the people
will agree with the SC judge.

There are laws to exterminate corruption built laws such as prevention of corruption act
doesn't seem to have any teeth at all .An abysmally small numbers of people are convicted the ones in the
net are only small fishes, the shark swim effortlessly out of the net. When was the last time that you saw a
politician behind bars on the corruption charges?
The prevention of corruption act [CGPA] is built on the provision that deals with having wealth
disproportionate to your known sources of income. With this provision, one can think that this will be a
wonderful law for our politicians. Correct. Ah! But not now the chief reason lies within the act in the
investigating and prosecution machinery of the government. So why on earth, a politician will impeach
himself through his own government.

Even if a politician is indicted, the best lawyers engender a plethora of procedural and
hyper-technical objectives, that this black turned white money can arrange. And once a court admits any
of these, the case thereafter rests in peace, till someone comes and exhumes it. (But this never happens
except of bitter rivalry in politics)

Let us exemplify some of these famous (or notorious) objections. One of the most common
objections is that all the documents are in English and our Hindustani Netaji doesn't know this language,
so what if he has lawyers speaking flawless English. The voluminous documents thus must be translated.
One more very common objection regarding the legal validity of the special courts that are created to try
high placed politicians is that it takes minimum of a couple of years in our legal system for a high court to
decide about this special court.
There are many more of these trivial but very effective objections. We really
don't see judicial orders mandating time bound schedules for the trials even after long
months of rigmarole. So what can be possible solutions, well one of them can be to make the
trial on a day-to-day basis, so that the courses can be dealt with as soon as possible. There
must be an exit policy, that shows any corrupt politicians or bureaucrat, a door into the prison
cells & this will surely bring the much needed deterrence and cleaner public life.

As for the comments on the hon'ble

judge much of the words of Lord Keynes are very
much appropriate.
“Words ought to be a little wild if they are the
assaults of thought on the unthinking”

Adarsh Shrivastava
VIII Sem EX

STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.

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CLIMATE CHANGES: - GLOBAL WARMING

At last it is being accepted by most of us around the world that our climate is changing.The
Nobel Prize 2007 was awarded to Al Gore and the inter governmental panel on climate change is very
timely, as it not only recognizes the contributions of former vice president of US & UN body but also serves
to focus international attention on this

important environmental issue.Human and natural drivers of climate change includes changes in
the abundance of greenhouse gases (CO2, CH4 , NO) that traps heat and prevents it from radiating out
into the space. Aerosols (example: - dust) in our
Atmosphere, changes in solar radiations and changes in the properties of the land surface largely caused
by human actions add to the already vulnerable cause.

Greenhouse gas concentration in the atmosphere has increased enormously as a result of human
activity since 1750.The increase in CO2 is primarily due to the use of fossil fuels. There is a very strong
scientific evidence to indicate that the final effect of human induced climate change is one of increasing
air and ocean temperature around the world.

Nearly 80% of this increased heat is being absorbed by the ocean and it has caused warming to
depths up to 3000mts, the warm sea water expands and contributes enormously to the rising of sea level.
Glaciers, ice and snow cover have decreased rapidly all over the world as a result of the increased
temperatures and has also contributed to rise in sea level .Sea levels have been raising at an average
1.8mm per year 1961 to 2003 and at a much faster rate in 1993 to 2003 with no sign of slowing down.Wide
spread changes in patterns of rainfall, wind ocean salinity & extreme weather including heat waves,
draught ,intensity of tropical cyclones and very heavy rainfall have also been established .

All these changes have had severe and negative impact on most forms of life including human
beings. Agriculture has been affected by the increasing unpredictability of the climate .with the
accelerated and intense melting of glaciers the perennial water flows in major river system including the
Ganga is being threatened. Human impact on global climate system is so strong that even if we are to
instantly stop all activities that contribute to climate change, the global temperature is still expected to
increase at .1degree centigrade per decade for the next 2 decade.

Jaswant Kaur
2 Yr EC

No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning.
 Kaleidoscope
End of the world by 2012
Disclaimer: This piece of information is highly authentic.
Source: 'The History Channel'

It began with the ancient Mayan civilization when a researcher noticed that its calendar
was only up to 2012 23 December. let me tell you that their calendar is more accurate than the present
calendar which we are using and can foretell lunar and solar months almost accurately(even of more than
1000 years). But one can't claim the end of the world because of a calendar. A few month's later, a
computer software which predicts future almost accurately every time when a big calamity is on the
brink, foresaw 9/11 attack predicted end of world by 2012. So what? There have been many predictions in
the past about the end of the world but every time they turned out to be mere dodges. Moreover we need
scientific evidence, read this:

Scientists have discovered that magnetic poles of earth keep

drifting every 1000 years. But they have evidences that on 2012, magnetic poles will change their axis
drastically which will cause disaster because rotation of earth will become unstable, thus the end. So
what? Even if I'm right we can't do anything to stop it and if we all have to die at once then it will be. It is not
in our hands. What I want is that this theory should spread like a wildfire. May be then the world will see
eternal peace. How? It is said that when an end is near then the person tends to be more peaceful,
compassionate, selfless and brotherly. Just imagine yourself forgetting hostility with your worst enemy.
Just imagine the local grocery seller selling you with utmost compassion and of corruption evils just free
of love. Envision the utopia where everyone preaching gospel. No terrorism, no Iraq war, no Kenyan war,
no Serbian violence, no riots, no hatred, just mankind at its best, something more than a revolution. Then
perhaps God will have pity over poor souls and vanquish the impending calamity for even if the calamity
occurs, the one above is sorry for this.

Ed Speak: As mentioned the source of this article has not been verified by the Editorial Board.

Siddharth Bhatnagar
CSE, 2nd Year

As I said before, I never repeat myself!

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^^vkt 'kke fQj ykSVh gSa** ^^vkvks [kqf'k;k¡ pqjk ysa**

mlds ikl ls
dgk rks mlus dqN Hkh ugha fQj Hkh vkvks f{kfrt ds ikj ls rkjs pqjk ysa
mldh vk¡[kks esa ueh gS] tSlh vDlj gksrh gS ftrus gksrs gaS jkLrs lkjs pqjk yas
pk¡n dh vk¡[kks esa] vkvks Qwykssa ls mudh galh pqjk ysa
ugha tkurk dSls dgw¡ mlls fd pyks pqids ls ge ,d drjk [kq’kh pqjk ysa
vkvks ge cSBsa ikl tk jgh ftanxh dks vkokt ns cqyk yas
vkSj pqi gksdj lqus ,d nwljs dks [kq’k gksrs gSa rks lc galrs gaS
tks dgrs ugha dHkh Hkh ’kCnks ls vkvks ge xe esa Hkh eqLdqjk ysa
ysdj gkFkks esa gkFk] fd yksx ut+kjk ns[krs jg tk,
pyks dqN ;w¡ djs fd
eglwl djsa ,d nwljs ds Li’kZ dks]
ftUnxh ls ftUnxh pqjk ysa
tkurs gq, mlus fn;k ,d migkj
/khjs ls esjs da/ks ij j[k nh dqN vksl dh cw¡ns vkvks vkt yksjh xkdj uhan dks lqyk ysa
eSaus tc dey dks ns[kk] og iwjk f[kyk gqvk Fkk fcuk ckny ds vkt
>hy dh ygjksa dks ;w¡ fxuuk vkvks vkdk’k dks #yk ysa
vkvks feydj ;s Hkh djsa fd
fdruk vPNk yxrk gSA laxhr ls gh ljxe pqjk ysa
rqEgkjs lax ;w¡ gh ohjkuh lM+dks ij Qkyrw ?kweuk
vPNk yxrk gS lksrs gq, lHkh lius ns[kk djrs gSa
’kke tk jgh Fkh vkvks vkt tkxrh vk[kksa esa lius ltk ysa
[kkeks’k gks pqds nj[rks easa
’kk;n fQj mlls feyus fQj ls gfj;kyh txk ysa
dy rd ;w¡ gh ’kke dk bartkj djuk vkvks tx jks’ku djus okys
fdruk vPNk yxrk gSA lwjt ls jks’kuh pqjk ysa
vkt ’kke fQj ykSVh gS] mlds ikl lsA

vfHk"ksd nnfj;k Js;k cjlSa;k

prqFkZ o"kZ] lh-,l-bZ vkbZ-Vh- f}rh; o"kZ

Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.

Kaleidoscope
^^Tkks gks x;k lks gks x;k**
pkgrs Fks ge cgqr dqN fta+nxh ls]
ij ftanxh us ;w¡ gesa etcwj fd;kA
u pkgrs gq, Hkh geus I;kj fd;k
vc pkgdj Hkh ml I;kj dks dcwy u fd;kAA
pkgk Fkk rqEgkjh rUgkbZ dks feVkuk]
ij gekjh rUgkbZ us gh gesas etcwj fd;kA
ge rks rUgk Fks gh]
rqEgs Hkh rUgk cuk fn;kA
;s dSlk eksM+ ft+nxh dk gS vk;k]
ekywe ugha D;k dqN gS x¡ok;kA
lkspk u Fkk blls Hkh cqjk dqN gksxk]
bl fny dk tqM+ ikuk ’kk;n laHko u gksxkA
yxrk gS vPNh Fkh rqEgkjh oks rUgkbZ
ftles mnklh esa Hkh [kq’kh FkhA
ysfdu oks fta+nxh Hkh D;k ftlesa tTckrksa dh gh deh FkhA
dHkh u pkgk Fkk geus ;s djuk]
tks gS dj fn;kA
ij D;k djsa] ft+nxh us gesa gS ;w¡ etcwj fd;kAA

tks gks x;k lks gks x;k-----

cqjk yxk gksxk fdlh dks vc geus ,slk tks gS dg fn;kA
D;k djsa bl ft+nxh us gh gesa bruk etcwj gS dj fn;kA

igys th jgs Fks] nwljks ds fy,] vc vius

vkidks vius gh gokys gS dj fy;kA
eu rks pkgrk gS reUukvks dh d’rh ij lokj gksuk]
ij vc geus ml d’rh dks [ksuk gh gS NksM+ fn;kAA

tks gks x;k lks gks x;k----------A

fu’kkar n’kZu
r‘rh; o"kZ E.X.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
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^^fta+nxh ds jax^^
fur uwru u;s LoIu vkSj LoIu ls tqM+h miyfC/k]
gk¡] vkt eSaus ft+anxh dks l¡ojrs gq, ns[kk gSA
ckfj’k dk ikuh vkSj ikuh ij cgrh dkxt dh d’rh]
gk¡] vkt eSaus ft+anxh dks l¡ojrs gq, ns[kk gSA
pank dh papy fdj.ksa vkSj fdj.kksa ls fc[kjrh pk¡nuh]
gk¡] vkt eSaus ft+anxh dks l¡ojrs gq, ns[kk gSA
dfork dh iafDr;k¡ vkSj iafDr;ksa ls tqM+s Nan ds jax]
gk¡] vkt eSaus ft+anxh dks l¡ojrs gq, ns[kk gSA
rirh gqbZ lw[kh ekVh vkSj ekVh ij ckfj’k dh Qqgkj]
gk¡] vkt eSaus ft+anxh dks l¡ojrs gq, ns[kk gSA
fur uwru u;s LoIu vkSj LoIu ls tqM+h miyfC/k]
gk¡] vkt eSaus ft+anxh dks l¡ojrs gq, ns[kk gSA
vatqyk esgrks
^^vKkr**
tkus ds ckn vkgksa djkgksa esa jgw¡xk]
lh-,l-bZ- f}rh; o"kZ

xj [kq’kcw cuw¡xk rks gokvksa esa jgw¡xkA

cjlkr esa tkvksxs] rqe Nr is Vgyus
eSa ?kj ds ?kud #i Qtkvksa esa jgw¡xkA
eSa ;k rks jgw¡xk fdlh cPps dh g¡lh esa ;k
fQj fdlh ekrk dh nqvkvksa essa jgw¡xkA
f[kM+dh ds djhc vkids fcLrj ds ljgkus
mxrs gq, lwjt dh ’kqvkvksa esa jgw¡xkA
tks jkst ltkrh gS cnu] isV dh [kkfrj
ml Hkw[kh rok;Q dh vnkvksa esa jgw¡xkA
ikuh esa jgw¡xk rsjs psgjs dh ped lk
tqYQksa dh >yd cuds ?kVkvkssa esa jgw¡xkA
in~e/kj xxZ
ch-bZ- f}rh; o"kZ

Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.

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^^eSa vHkh uknku gw¡**
eSa vHkh uknku gw¡] nqfu;k ls vutku gw¡A
dSlh gS nqfu;k] dSls gSa yksx] ;g u tku ik;k gw¡A
dkSu vPNk gS] dkSu cqjk gS ;g Hkh u le> ik;k gw¡A
eSa pkgrk gw¡ lcdks lkFk ysdj pyuk
ij vHkh rd dgk¡ eSa ,slk dj ik;k gw¡A

eSaus vHkh rd ugha lh[kk rksyeksydj cksyuk

dk’k! esjs cksyus ls fdlh dks Hkh Bsl u ig¡qps
eSaus vHkh&vHkh lh[kk gS bl nqfu;k esa pyuk
vHkh dgk¡ ij] nkSM+ ik;k gw¡A
eSa pkgrk gw¡ tkuuk yksxksa dh Hkkouk,¡ xgjkbZ rd
tc os phj dj tkrh gSa esjh rUgkbZ dks
eSa pkgrk gw¡ lcdks viuh Hkh Hkkouk,¡ ,glkl fnykuk
ij vHkh] rd Hkwfedk ck¡/kuk Hkh u lh[k ik;k gw¡A
eSa dHkh lksprk gw¡] xaHkhj jguk gS mfpr
ij mlh {k.k lksprk gw¡] ^^g¡lus esa gh thou dk lkj gS fufgr**
eSa cgyk ysrk gw¡ dgdj dqN Hkh vius dks
ij vHkh rd dgk¡ vius vki dks le>k ik;k gw¡A
eSa dHkh ik ysrk gw¡ lc dqN ml lwus vkdk’k esaA
ij dHkh bl Hkjs vkdk’k esa Hkh dqN ugha ikrk gw¡A
tc ns[krk gw¡ Åij rc lc dqN yxrk viuk
bl ckr ij Hkh fo’okl vHkh rd u dj ik;k gw¡A
eSa pkgrk gw¡ lc vius gkas] dksbZ ijk;k u gks]
HkykbZ gks gj txg] cqjkbZ dk dksbZ dke u gks
eSa pkgrk gw¡ lcdk fny thr ysuk]
ij vHkh rd fdlh dks Hkh u le> ik;k gw¡A
irk ugha dSls gS esjs ;s fopkj]
ftUgsa eSa [kqn gh u le> ik;k gw¡
ij larks"k gS bl ckr dk
fd eSa bUgs O;Dr rks dj ik;k gw¡A

lg"kZ xka/kh
vkbZ-Vh-]f}fr; o"kZ

Benign.......................What you be after you be eight

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^^eSa**
eSa],d iz;ksx gw¡ eSa]
xr] bfUnz;] vkRek] eu dk lq[kn la;ksx gw¡ eSa ,d iz;ksx gw¡ eSaA
dYiuk rsjh esjh ?kVuk cuhA
vkidk vkns’k] og jpuk cuhA
fla/kq ls fcUnqRo dk vyxko] ,d fo;ksx gw¡ eSaAA ,d iz;ksx gw¡ eSaA

gj b’kkjs ls fn’kk;sa py jghA

py jgs gS fnu fu’kk;sa <+y jghA
lc] le; lezkV ds gS Hkkssx] lks og Hkksx gw¡ eSaAA ,d iz;ksx gw¡ eSaA

eSa fu’kk esa py fu’kkpj cu x;kA

R;kx] ln~o‘r foeq[k iFk ij eaS x;kA
ns[k dj ds rqe g¡l cksys fd ,d dq;ksx gw¡ eSaAA
,d iz;ksx gw¡ eSaA

ØhMud gw¡ piy vkSj lthoA

o‘fUr dj nks fHkUu fHkUu vthcA
fu[kjrk thos’k gj {k.k /kU; ,d lq;ksx gw¡ eSaAA
,d iz;ksx gw¡ eSaA

d‘".kdkUr iVsy
,e-lh-,-

Mental backup in progress - Do Not Disturb!

 TOTAL RECALL
:gksa dh [kkeks'kh esa vkokt yxkrs jgk djksa]
vius gksus dk ,glkl fnykrs jgk djks
vkWa[kksa ls vks>y gksus okys] vDlj fny ls
gks tkrs gS] nwj ------------
fny esa dk;e jgus ds fy;s]
viuh ;kn fnykrs jgk djks---------
 Total Recall

The Silent Scream

Self-cutting and self-injury is a serious psychological problem. This story has been fictionalized to
some extent to protect the identity of the protagonist, but the underlying story and agony is
painfully real. Never underestimate the hurt that someone else might be undergoing: if you know
anybody who injures himself or herself, take him to a psychiatrist or counselor as soon as possible,
since we are not adequately equipped to deal with it.Who knows, we might be in need of similar care
from someone tomorrow, and though we might hate our helper for taking us to a shrink, later in life
we will definitely thank him for giving us a new lease on life

Red.The Colour of Memory

Sagar sat by the window, looking out at the city below. There was a steady sheet of rain pouring over the
entire vista before him, bending light at surreal angles. Everywhere the sepulchral dark of the night,
slowly undulating through the curtains of rain, was punctured by the violent oranges and sickly yellows
of sodium lamps and flashing headlights. Mumbai was in a rush to scurry homewards, to the dry piece of
earth it had managed to steal from a hostile world.

“Ma! Ma!” cries the small boy, his broad curls shorn to a violent crew cut. Unable to make himself heard over
the occasional bang of cupboard doors and the high muttering voice speaking half to itself, the boy sidles
over to his mother clad in a red dressing gown, clutching a bunch of red canna flowers in his left hand, which
he keeps behind his back in a desperately half-hearted attempt to hide them. His mother, agitated over
something, continues rummaging aimlessly in her cupboard, speaking to herself.

A deep sigh escaped his mouth, the only outward sign of his
inner turmoil. Looking at his smooth forehead and smiling lips,
nobody would have suspected the depth of the agony he
experienced. It was only when you looked at his hands, knuckles
beginning to turn white, fists clenched, that the rage was visible.
His eyes, either constantly darting about nervously or fixed in a
cold, dead contemplation of nothingness, were opaque with
sadness. He looked at the empty can of beer that had fallen to the
floor, which he had crushed in his hand without realizing it.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.
 Total Recall

The child cowers in fear, looking at the red canna scattered on the floor. He had spent so much
time collecting them from the pond nearby, nearly slipping in the mud. They lay strewn all about him, on the
floor and on the neatly folded saris on the bed.

You son of a bitch! Are you crazy? Are you deaf? How many times have I told you”
Slap
“not”
Slap
“to come”
Slap. Slap.
“to my”
Slap. Slap. Slap. Slap. Slap.

“ROOM! Haven't I told you to get out of my life? The next time you show me your disgusting little face,
“she looks about hysterically, her left eye twitching wildly now. The child's face is stained with tears, spit and
phlegm. His left cheek, which was swollen because of a cavity in his milk teeth, is stinging very badly, hurting
from inside.

“Ma! Happy birthday Ma! It's our birthday!”

“Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me, happy birthday dear Sagar, happy birthday to
me…” sang a clear, pleasant voice, shaking slightly towards the end. The rise and fall of the ditty was
accompanied by a waving finger conducting an invisible opera.The cheerfulness of the voice seemed all
the more eerie when juxtaposed with the manic, unfocused look in his eyes and his rhythmically rocking
body. He sat huddled on the floor.The lone candle on the cake had already left a mount of molten wax on
the icing.

“Don't remind me! I hate sharing this day with you! I should have killed you the second you were born,
except that it was YOU,” she screamed, flinging bottles of her expensive Chanel red nail polish at the child,
“who nearly killed ME!” One bottle, which was open, flew through the air, sending red nail polish across the
room, and struck the child above his right eyebrow, drawing blood. A few cracked on the floor, leaving puddles
of red slush. Another struck a mirror and sent some shards of glass in the room.
“I hate you! I hate myself for giving birth to such a filthy piece of useless junk like you!” her flailing arm suddenly
struck a mirror and it started bleeding very badly. Thin rivulets of blood covered her arm, and she screamed in
pain and rage.“Get out of\my life and never come back! Get lost!” Her voice now touched an ugly, high-pitched
tone as she tottered her way across the room. Her soles were punctured with shards of the broken mirror, and
left grotesque, red footprints on the white marble floor.
 Total Recall

The child, scared to the bone, tried to slide backwards on his hands and feet.The glass cut into
him in many places, and he could hear his mother shout, “I hate you! It's because of you that Anand left me!
It's because of you that I can't have my beautiful girl!” Crying now because of the pain, the child grabbed the
few petals of canna remaining in his hands and half ran, half crawled out of the beautiful room, now almost
entirely red in his terrified imagination. He could still hear her shouting, “You made me barren, you bloody
piece of sleaze!”
Red.The colour of forgetfulness

…How cold the metal felt against his skin. The light from the sole lamp still lit in the
aesthetically designed room reflected glacially from the razor. He again felt it against his chest, already
scarred with many lines. He felt in love with his own body, his skin is so soft, so supple and light.The blade
cuts it so easily, the blood flows so quietly in streaks across his chest, that he marvels at the machine that
must have sharpened the edge of the razor. He slowly pulled it downwards towards his stomach,
carefully lifting the blade till it was only the point of the razor that cut ever deeper.Wincing with pain, he
reached out for the bottle of vodka at his side, and with all his pent up vengeance slashed at his forearm,
sending more drops of blood on the floor. Laughing and in pain, he poured the entire content of the
bottle on his head.

“Happy birthday, Ma!”

As the vodka singed into his fresh wounds, the pain reached a blinding white heat,
temporarily blocking the red from his mind.
“Happy birthday to us…”
And he let out another deep sigh. The only witness to this silent scream of years of unresolved guilt and
pain was the Moon, shining steadily in the sky as the clouds parted.

Suneil Gavaskar Shrivastava

(Pass out 2006, IT Branch )

A cynic is someone who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.
 Total Recall
Chala gaya Bachpan!!
Khaari Poori Achaar Ke Saath Thi,
Khurrme Dabbe Bhar Ke Le Aayi ,
Gaajar Ka Halwa Kaaju Pada Jo,
Maa Ne Aaj Khilaya Bachpan Ko!
Baba Ne Sar Pe Haanth Rakha Tha,
Paani Ka Gilaas Mujhe Pakdaya,
Godi Mein Sar Rakh K So Jana Unki,
Kitna Yaad Aaya Aaj Bachpan Ko!
Haste Haste Chup Ho Gaye Hum,
Aankhein Khaali Si Ho Gayi Phir,
Bhai Ke Kaandhe Pe Phir Sar Rakhna,
Bada Tadpa Gaya Aaj Bachpan Ko!
Shikan Na Padi Ik Baar Bhi....
Jab Nikal Gayi Gaadi Saamne Se....
Aakhon Ke Kono Se Jaate Dekha....
Maine Aaj Apne Bachpan Ko!!!
Nimkee Gupta
(Pass out 2005, CSE Branch )
A seafood diet is the best: whenever you see food, eat it.
Rise of bakras on V day!
After going through the recent trends, a usual
thought came to my mind that why do always
guys pay or spend money on Valentine's Day. I
am sure many of you would have noticed that it's
always the guy who buys flowers, gifts, Archie's
stuff for the gal on this day who only get flattered
after getting these goodie stuffs and simply
giggle but when their turn comes they hardly
ever open their purse J
At the end only guys end up becoming a
'bakra'....
when will that time come when,
1) The guy will give a miss call and gal will call up ;)
2) The guy will wake up to find out that he got N
number of missed calls and GM/GE mszs
3) The gals will open their purse without even
looking at the guy (or expecting) in restaurants.
4) Guys will get gifts and simply giggle after
getting roses from gals on V day or rose day.
P.S.: I am not against gals but these are just
r a n d o m t h o u g h t s
have a nice time!
Abhishek Saxena,
(Pass out 2004, IT Branch)
 Total Recall

“ SAILING BACK HOME”

In the windy storm my ship gallows;
Ups n downs the deathly hallows.
The bergs are ready, the drowning mountains;
The sails umpteen, the shores so shallow.
When the sun dwindles, along the redness follows,
The birds honk away to the old south with the pelting
Showers n turbulent waves;
They fly towards an unending voyage............... The darkness of the night brings forth the
deafening silence;
Passage so blurred with the rains so shrewd,
Up come the tyrant shadows of clouds;
Firmament is heavy, melancholy the sounds.
Finally, I am sailing home after a long ordeal; Is it a pre-storm caveat or a post-traumatic air?
Pompous my heart yet so lethargic I am. Something is surely wrong somewhere!
Wonder if I could make up to thee…
Could i be lucky to see thee...
Finally a chance to say I love you
Yet miles depart us.... Then came the strong uproar, the lightening
that was raucous to the shores;
Crumbled my ship rest in pieces;
Withered the deck it blows away my giftees..
i am down with shields, cankered the spaces, Blood blood water water every where!!!!!!!
pain is what follows,
Broken body with the hope against
the hope hopen!
Could i make up to my beloved?
Those eyes are on the door,
Every knock reminds them of the lover's chores.
They await the footsteps made for them,
An eternal wait for the beloved's hem.
Up thou come, down thy here, still a wait, and wait n wait......

And here I remain, shattered my sighs, counting

breaths as the minute tickles.
I am loosing counts with passing time,
Death standing at this door waiting for my “last sigh"!
Lots intended to do, before wading the shore.

A seminar on time travel will be held in two weeks ago.

 Total Recall

I have started panting, things getting blurred;

Wish i could see my beloved, last wish galore.
I closed my eyes & glanced her beautiful attire,
Fairy she is, my lover she is, away away far away she is………..
I put a hand afore wishing a tender hold,
Trembling fingers searching my beloved's touch..
She's nowhere not here but she's in my heart
in my mind in my soul;
And i take her in my thoughts to an
unending journey

Journey beyond death!!!!!!!!!!!

Hence, the last breath and a depart from the world,

Gone away is my soul away away away..............!

Those eyes still awaits the road ahead, he will come, has to come sure to come.
Less she knows the soul had parted,
With never mending gaps amidst.

Still those eyes await, longing for the footsteps ahead;

Lesser she knows I lie within her Heart ----forever and ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lesser she knows we will meet in the eternal paradise;
A rendezvous of rosés, blossoms delight.

But she still waits for me at that door, with her eyes so wet,
Her arms a fold, still in the hope of my return;

Lesser she knows I lie within her Heart -----------FOREVER AND EVER..........................

Md .Talha Siddiqui
2007 batch EX

Aspire to inspire before you expire

 Total Recall

Proposed...
I sat in a puddle of dreams of my age
Clasped in my hands the sands of time...
Smelt the freshness in the breeze
Stared at the galaxies, the beauty sublime...
I tasted the salt run down my cheeks
As I held close the glitters of the wild.
Amazed by the dark opulence, so clear..
My thoughts so intense, my heartbeat so mild...!!
saw love quietly step into my life…
Didn't allow the moments to shake
Waited till the feeling tickled my heart..
At the gates of the kingdom
Prayed for the reverie, not to break.. The warrior waits at the gates of his Kingdom
I filled in my pockets all I could. The empire ages in his absence
The crescent, the tide, the shore, the star.. These are our ties
But the moment brimmed over bounds.. Not Everything follows the Locus
In and over my soul, so deep, so far.. Of the mandate of the heavens
Life is still uncertain & a bit unfair
Nimkee Gupta Irvine plans fail
At the altar of uncertainty of our times
(Pass out 2005, CSE Branch ) But the warrior still fights
At the gate of his Kingdom.

Anal Nayak
(Pass out 2007, EC Branch)

An expert is a man that has made all mistakes possible in a narrow field of expertise
 MILESTONES

B-SCHOOL CALLS
Akshat Shukla FMS
Anubhav Sogani IMT - NGP, GIM
Asif Zafar Khan FMS, XLRI-BM, PMIR, XIMB, NMIMS
Aditya Vyas TISS, NIRMA, MICA, LBS, FORE
Ashin Sothi NMIMS-SECT.
Arpit Gandhi IIFT,IIT-Kgp,B,D, SCMHRD, SIBM, NMIMS
IMT G, NIRMA, LBS, XIM, GIM
Anuja Sahu XIMB
Debashree Chatterjee TISS
Geetesh Rai MICA, IMT, SCHMRD, TAPMI, NIRMA
Mudit Shejwar NMIMS-SECT., IIT-kgp,Knp, IISc, FORE

Prashant Pandey SIBM, SCHMRD, IMT G

MICA, LBS, KJ Somaiya
Sonal Khatri TISS
Smriti Tiwari NIRMA, TISS, MDI-HR, IIFT, NMIMS, IMT G
Tanmay Pathak IIFM
Taruna Keswani ICFAI
Vivek Khanna IIPM
GATE Scores

Yash Saxena IIFT

Almin Ansari 98.06 EC IV yr

Shailesh Jaiswal 98.4, EX IV yr
Prashant Kumar 97.77 EC III yr
Navankur Beohar 97.4 EX IV yr
Viral Gorasia 96.48 EC III yr
Prateek Pande 96.14 CSE IV yr
Sameer Hiware 95 EC IV yr
GRE Scores
Poonam Songar 1360/1600 {GRE}, 109/120 {TOEFL}
Yawar Yousuf Khan 1260/1600 (GRE)
Bijil K Babu 1200/1600 {GRE}
Shruti Kendurkar 1150(GRE)

(DESIGN) D-School Call

Yash Saxena : NID, Ahemdabad
Expressions

CSE PICNIC
EXPRESSIONS . . .

CRICKET
KANPUR

ISME
Expressions

CRICKET
EXPRESSIONS . ....
BHU
 It is a tamasha and everybody wants
to be a part of it and rest watch it from
sides. But none goes without hearing
from it. Welcome to the Great
tamasha of our times: Who wants to
be a millionaire oops! I mean who

THEGREAT wants to do an MBA?

Everybody (Almost).

O L
Why is everyone rushing to it?

O
Because it is the new gold rush of our

H
times and quite literally so. Business

C
magazines run a story of B-Schools

B S
and its sales go all-steam.
Professional institutes-small time and
big-TIME coaching centers crop up all

The Great
across city to be a partner in race to
big B-Schools of country. Thousands
splashed in newspapers, billboards
TAMASHA
and traffic squares and City buses! No

B-School doubt- Iron Age, Ancient Age,

Medieval Age, Modern Age…..Age of
Management ?

Tamasha Each year the no. of aspirants are

increasing, this year 2.30.000 MBA
aspirants took part in exams. CAT,
FMS, IIFT, JMET, SNAP, XAT…but only
the top 1% made it to top ten Institutes
of India.A question arises which are
the top ten institutes of India…And I
don't think I have any answer to it, or
for that sake any sane entity will have
any Definite answer.(And please don't
go by the crappy ratings of the
magazines which might even rate
Symbiosis better than some IIMs ) I
will give you some idea of this at the
end of this feature.
The thing is less than 2300 students
make it to top ten or less than 1% of
appearing junta. Next year the
c o m p e t i t i o n w i l l b e t o u g h e r,
appearing junta is said to increase to
3,00,000. This year three students
from our college made it to top ten
institutes. We are including their
interviews in the following pages.
IIFT : Interview.

Candidate:Yash Saxena
Date: 16 Feb, 2008
Venue: IIFT, New Delhi

I enter the room. There are three people An old lady (A), and two young men (B,C) & me (I).They ask me to
sit down. And keep my files on the adjoining chair.

B:What is that in your hand? (Referring to the college magazine 'WAYS', instant attention held by the very colorful cover)
I:That is our college magazine and I have designed the cover page of it.
B: (takes the magazine in hand) So what does it signify
I: sir it signifies the cosmos and the human mind exploring it….the way human intellect is exploring the
deepest corners of space….blah blah…those bright spots are stars….blah blah.
A: So why you should go into designing field why do you want to become a manager?
I: ma'am I think my creativity can also flow into business world, I can come up with out of the box
solutions.
C: 'Out of the box' solutions, give me an example of it.
I : Gave an Example and some analysis figures as support.
C: So yash you were deputy education minister in your school, so give me two steps that you will
take as a finanace minister.
I: sir first I will continue the reforms secondly I will encourage tourism
C: no you are finance minister not tourism minister
I: As finance minister I will give a huge allocation to tourism.
A: ok yash what kind of budget are you expecting this time?
I: ma'am budget this time will be populist, inspite of all that P Chidambaram might want to do, other MPs
would coerce him into giving a populist budget.
A: give me two reasons why do you think budget will be populist?
I: first I have read that the (govt.) is going to waive the loan of the farmers.The total expanse will be 60,000
crore, even if they put a cess the total amount collected will be 8000 crore. I am not able to figure out
where are they going to bring the rest of money.
Secondly, I have also read that they are going to raise the minimum support price of the food grains.
C: so yash what is the total percentage of people employed in agriculture?
I: 60%
C: and what is total contribution to the GDP?
I: 15%
Cano its not 15% but I will give it to you. So is there any point in uplifting the agriculture sector as it contributes only 15%?
I: I think there are millions of people in agriculture and they certainly need to be uplifted.
C: So what's the problem in waiving of farm loans?
I: Sir, we already make noise about lack of farm credit and if we waive off farm loans it will further give a
wrong signal to private investor. Before someone comes to invest his money we will have to convince him
that this is a good sector, profitable one to invest.Why would one invest in a risky sector?
A: But if you do realize that farmers are in a poor position then why cant we give them some benefits, relief?
I: Because Indian government welfare schemes are not focused properly, only 15% of what Indian
government spends reaches the actual targeted persons.
A: (Expresses surprise) 15% that means if you spend 5 lakhs…
I: then only 75,000 reach them..
A: Is it true? (Looking towards other panelists), from where did you get the figure?
I: Sir it was given by Rajeev Gandhi..
A: Rajeev Gandhi…? So is it necessary for India to keep spending for the poor?
I: yes sir India is a socialist country..so….
A: Socialist, (here they got something to harass me on) Is India a socialist country?
I: yes sir, India is a welfare state.
A: So what is America?
I: Sir, they rely on free market mechanism to achieve welfare for their people.
A: So why do you think India is socialist?
I: Sir its written in the preamble that India is a socialist, democratic etc etc….
B: Its written in the preamble! (Or ? I really don't know)
Some gibbering going on…
B: you are making too many assumptions…
Some more gibbering going on….
B: Ok you can leave..
I:Thank you ma'am,Thank you sir* 2 …

PS: The old lady in the middle has among many others things, has been a Advisor to National Planning
Commission, Govt. of India.
This year we had six calls from the top ten. But only three got converted, the ratio is not bad. Perhaps the ratio fails to capture
the great uncertainties that The Great B-School Tamasha bring to our lives….

Converted
2007-08

2006-07

Calls
Data for Top 10 B schools for UIT-RGPV
The greatest of the competitors fall without a mark and the heroes are born overnight. Nobody really knows who gets rich and
lucky. Only one thing is sure If you put in the hardwork there is some chance that it will not go waste. But what kind of
hardwork?
I think an intelligent mix of 2-3 kinds….So how many kinds of hardwork? At least three kinds of which I know-

1.Slogomania- Slog, slog and slog. Really burn the night oil and bunk the classes and study damn hard. Working with
single focus, passion and workmanship of an Ant to see through. Sometimes people who follow this strategy restrict
themselves to one room and the only thing they go out for is to attend coaching classes and tests.

2.Play it cool or By the dint of confidence: Wondering what kind is this? In this strategy you don't need to study very hard
but just studying enough, apprising yourself of all the material but in a lighter way. By studying light you never feel like in a
crisis and you don't take excessive load of performing on your head, you don't get nervous (remember CAT is a game of
nerves, confidence much more) but all the while simple study schedules keep you in good humor. I can give you examples
of people who studied very hard but lost due to excessive anxiety and fear of not performing .So this strategy sometimes
also justifies surprise results. Point is when you really play it easy you might end up giving the performance of your life.
 3.Reflection of life: Once my instructor told me that your performance in aptitude tests is a reflection of your life. It's a test
for the skills that you have learnt all your life. Wondering what skills? I have an answer to it at the end. I agree to some
extent with this for written round but the thing is almost certain in interview round. So a lot of times people with
outstanding profiles and extra curricular brilliance simply sail through these exams…Notable are some IITians who make
it to these schools don't even prepare it. They probably have prepared for it all their lives. And then there are others. Moral
of the story is that keep participating in extra-curriculars, you never know when it all will make you rich.. getting back to
what skills? If you have had interest in reading for pleasure (Im not counting Sidney Sheldon stuff or may be one night at
….. kinda books in it. These books might be interesting but my personal view about what they contribute to your reading
skills is that they contribute minimally except getting you started), skills like interest in current affairs mags, newspapers,
giving presentations, making reports, speeches, elocutions, debates ala and all. And interesting you will discover that if
you are in the right company you may end discussing important GD topics as a matter of daily conversations.(Have an eye
for a future GD). Plus have a backbone-That is have an opinion about things around you. Having an opinion is better than
having having none.Those who have an opinion will naturally have more to discuss in a GD.

4.Other Kinds that I don't know about: (fill yourself ) ……………………………………………

So continuing the saga I have seen all of them failing and all of them succeeding and perhaps none more than other so I would
say very difficult to predict any formula. Sometimes sheer variability of results astounds us. You never know what might click
except the golden rule- 'Hardwork pays' remains somewhat true. Just some guesstimates- Every 7 out of 10 men who make it
big are hardworkers also every 7 out of 10 hardworkers make it. Either way working hard at the end of the day puts you in safe
zone!
So in this great B-School tamasha you may see even the topper of your institute failing it to make it anywhere and sometimes
underdogs making merry. Therefore even if it's a branded-wagon to get the India's best minds getting on it is tough, getting
tougher by the day.

“Tomorrow is getting harder, Make no mistake.

Luck isn't even lucky, make your own break.
Its my life
And it's now or never.”

Interview: XLRI
Candidate: Asif Zafar Khan
Date:

After the normal course of introduction, the first question they asked was
Que:-Don't you thing watching movies is a pastime and you have mentioned it as your hobby?
Ans:-Sir, Hobby is something in which you give a good amount of time and gain something out of it. So
watching movies is a hobby for me.
Que:-What have you learned from movies?
Ans:-Sir, Movies like “Mississippi Burning” made us aware about the Civil rights movement of United
States and thus generates overall awareness.
Que:-What do you know about the Civil rights movement, role of Martin Luther King and the US
President of that time?
Ans:-I vomited out everything in front of the interviewers whatever I knew about the Civil rights
movement.
Que:-Tell us something about the Civil rights movement in India?
Ans:-I quoted various examples of social reformers like Raja Ram Mohan Roy etc. and explained the
present scenario of caste system in India especially in Eastern U.P.
Que:-Ok, Presently,What measures are being taken by the Government to have the social reforms?
Ans:-I told them about the establishment of Ajax stations and the different education schemes.
Que:-In this educated society, why this casteism is still prevalent?
Ans:-Sir, today people are educated but they don't have rational education. [I gave my views regarding
rational education].
Que:-What was the role of B.R. Ambedkar and Jyotibha Phule in India?
Ans:-I thoroughly explained about the two.
Que:-Let's talk about Maths, how much you remember?
Ans:-Sir, Maths up to 12th standard.
Que:-Which section was your favourite?
Ans:-Algebra [Then they asked me a question on Matrices and I couldn't answer it].

Ok, we will talk about Economics.

Que:-What is Sensex?
Ans:-I talked about Sensitivity Index.
Que:-What do you know about FMCG's and why are they called so?
Ans:-I told them the full form and just guessed why they are called so.
Que:-Hindustan Lever Limited's new name?
Ans:-Sir, I know that a merger has taken place but don't remember the new name.
Then I was asked some technical questions. I answered them satisfactorily.
Lastly, they asked about the Blood and Eye donation camp conducted in the college.
Fine, Ok thanks.
Good day Sir
Que:-Hindustan Lever Limited's new name?
Ans:-Sir, I know that a merger has taken place but don't remember the new name.
Then I was asked some technical questions. I answered them satisfactorily.
Lastly, they asked about the Blood and Eye donation camp conducted in the college.
Fine, Ok thanks.
Good day Sir

First there were engineers and then they became managers. Changing times, Changing patterns but one thing remains same.
We love big time money.We want to Acquire Big-time Money and whoa I just spelt MBA backwards- Acquire Big-time Money. I
think that the sudden interest with words, vocab and English which for the last many years was deemed fit to be in grave with
the Shakespeare by the layman has suddenly got everyone interested. Don't tell me you haven't heard of Freud or Bertrand
Russell (of course taking their name in the same vein is a blasphemy!).We have come across them in our VA passages and again
when we curse their wisdom for the sheer mayhem they just created in our VA scores!

And then we just suddenly fall in love with the tables.Yes data tables, pie charts suddenly seem an integral part of our life's pie.
All the fractions and reciprocals become the new romance of life. But hey we are getting off-track. The track is we want too see
the dollar-lining on this dark cloud and sizzling pinkslips at the end of this intellectual harassment.

Honesty and Integrity of a person is the most important thing to look for in a prospective candidate but its not an essential
quality. You can make it even otherwise. But again what is Honesty and Integrity is most often a personal opinion. Nothing is
black & White in this world instead what we have here is an infinite shade of grey. Infinite shade of grey!

Interview: IIFT
Candidate: Arpit Gandhi

Introduce Yourself….
A: I gave my Introduction and told them about my career objective and strengths.
What is marketing?
A: There are two aspects of marketing one is finding out consumer demand and delivering it in feasible
manner and another aspect is to create demand for your products in the market.
How will you find out consumer demand?
A: Sir, I will be having a sales team with me and we will conduct market surveys/ interact with the client
directly.
What is the difference between a DVD and a VCD?
A: Disc store data in pits using light. In a DVD these pits are smaller and closely spaced apart and therefore
we need a finer laser to read and write on a DVD.
Tell me about Jonathan Livingston's SEAGULL? (Book I have read)
A:This book is about realizing your dreams even if it requires you to do something which can make you an
outcast from the flock.
Are you trying to follow this teaching in your life?
A: I will definitely try.
What are your hobbies?
A: Reading books and playing Cricket.
At what level have you played Cricket?
A:With friends. ( Ok gully cricket and the interviewers started laughing)
What knowledge do you have about finance?
A: Not much but I know something about banking.
If you were the finance minister what one thing would you implement in this budget?
A: I will reduce taxes on vehicles.
Don't you think that we already have too many vehicles around?
A: Yes, but 46% of vehicles sold in India are sold in rural areas but only 25% rural people have this 46% of
vehicles.
When we are making cheap cars like NANO then we should contribute to make it all the more affordable.
What are the problems the country is facing today?
A: Uninclusive growth. Around 30% population still lives below poverty line.
Literacy rate is very low,Then implementation problems (80% of subsidized money for education
reaches the destination in Kerala while in Bihar only 20% reaches)
How will you solve these problems?
A: Build more of infrastructure, supply chain management .
Do you read a news paper ?
A:Yes,The Times of India.
What do you read in the newspaper?
A: I read the main editorial article. Rest I do not follow it very strictly.
But editorial is the last thing one would read, why do you read it first?
A: But I do get to know some problems of the country which are generally not given in the entire
newspaper.
So tell me one recent article that caught your attention?
A: Yesterday itself I read an article which throws light on the skewed sex ratio. The article mentioned that
girls from Kerala are moving to Haryana because of very low number of girls there to marry people in
Haryana.
Why everyone who is coming here is coming with the same article read? Are you having some
discussions outside?
A: I don't know how it can happen. But I read another article from the “Speaking Tree” section, which was
on love. (Yesterday being Valentines Day).
A: What is this Eye Donation camp in your College? How did you organise it?
A: Sir, we got eye donation forms from the donation centre in Bairagarh near Bhopal. The concerned person had to
fill the form and get it signed by another person who served as a verifier. We had all the faculties of our college
donating their eyes and around 150 students also donated their eyes.
Tell me about the paper for which you have won some prizes?
A: My paper is on Phishing. Phishing involves attacks from hackers who send emails to people who use services
from financial organizations. These emails look quite legitimate and ask you to enter your credit card number for
verification purposes. Around 2-3% of unsuspecting users fall prey to this and enter all the information. This
information is then sent to the hacker.
So how do we prevent this?
A: Sir, either we use an internet toolbar which consists of all the information about the website we are browsing. If at
all any information is missing its better not to enter any information. Otherwise when we work and secure servers
the http:// is replaced by https://. 's' denoting a secure server. If its not a secure server we should not enter any kind
of information about our accounts. Also we can verify the name of the website with the name of its digital
certificate. If it does not match it's a Phishing attack.
So I can tamper the certificate
A: Yes you can, and that's why I mention that unsuspecting users are caught in these attacks. In fact all the
certificates used by Phishing attackers are already tampered.
Which other calls do you have?
A: I took only CAT, XAT and IIFT. Missed out due to sectionals in CAT.
Which section?
A: English.
You're a Campionite, do you take your English for granted?
A: It was just a bad day I guess.
Ok Arpit, you can leave now,Thank you.
Thank you.
Last and may be least ! What is this ranking thing we have in B-Schools. Well its difficult for human mind not to compare things.
We really live and think relatively. So comparisons are done big time and students base their decisions a lot on the perceived
ranking .
Not always but many students find themselves locked in this predicament when they have to choose between two very similar
brands of B-Schools. But we need to get some scale. So here we have one.

1. Never go by the avg. salary packages of B-schools. There are a lot of reports on the net reporting how even the very
prestigious B schools give misleading salary figures.Your avg salary is calculated by your Cost-To-Company (CTC) package.The
CTC package can also include the money that company spends as giving you the space on its office floor, Which can be 4 lakhs
per annum, cost on your AC, other services…So just for nothing your salary can increase by 4 lpa…Also for a fresher except the
top 3 (Top 3 are IIM A, B, C) the opportunities across the premier B-Schools do not differ much.Also in other terms like faculty,
Peer groups etc all other top B-Schools are more or less the same. So if a college has a highest package in crores, don't jump-It
has been given to someone with years of experience in industry

So whats the ranking?

Most of the rankings till now by various magazines have had a participation head count of 500-600 participants, which also
coupled with the fact that a lot of AICTE unapproved colleges also make it to top slots makes them dubious.
Also there are sectoral colleges that are the very best in their field..so it makes little sense to compare them..Its like comparing
orange with mangoes and trying to know which is better…and this ia very personal opinion. Personally the most reliable and
sane B-School ranking that I have come across is the PagalGuy.com rankings, they used a participation count of over 5000
people. So that makes it simply the largest exercise of its kind. Also the rankings are very sensible.

It goes like this 1.ISB, Hyderabad | 2.IIM-A| 3IIM-B|4.IIM-C| 5.XLRI, Jamshedpur | 6FMS, New Delhi |7.IIM-L |8.IIM-K
9. MDI, Gurgaon | 10.IIFT, New Delhi|11.IIM-I, | 12.SPJIMR, Mumbai |13.JBIMS, Mumbai |14.NITIE, Mumbai

So all the best, Hoping I have covered a liitle length of the unending saga of the Great B-School Tamasha.!!!
Yash Saxena
 2009 Batch Selected list
1 Mohini Verma BE IP SATYAM
2 Praful Verma BE IP SATYAM
3 Mayank Dubey BE CSE TCS
4 Akansha Saxena BE CSE TCS, Persistent
5 Vimarsh Pratap BE CSE INFOSYS
6 Priya Shrivastava BE CSE TCS
7 Tripti Mishra BE CSE TCS
8 Tarun Singh Chandrayan BE CSE INOFSYS
9 Priyadarshi Shukla BE CSE INFOSYS
10 Sabari Girish Nair BE CSE TCS
11 Vishu Samaiya BE CSE TCS
12 Harsh Kossal BE CSE TCS, L&T INFOTECH
13 Richi Kaur Saluja BE CSE TCS, L&T INFOTECH
14 Kirti Vinod Vedi BE CSE L&T Infotech
15 Mayank Lahariya BE CSE INFOSYS
16 Neha Mohta BE CSE INFOSYS, Persistent
Campus Selections 08

17 Shivani Rusiya BE CSE SATYAM

18 Soumya Hundet BE CSE Geometric
19 Abhilash Pathak BE CSE TCS
20 Mohi Mittal BE CSE ,
TCS Infosys
21 Subham Mitra BE CSE Infosys, TCS, L&T Info
22 Kamran Ali Khan BE CSE L&T Infotech
23 Parikshit Phagre BE CSE TCS, L& T Infotech
24 Geeta Khatri BE CSE accenture
25 Aditi Rani BE CSE Infosys
26 Atul Rajan BE CSE L&T, TCS, Persistent
27 Neelam Phate BE CSE L&T Infotech
28 Deependra Singh BundelaBE CSE SATYAM
29 Deependra BE CSE Infosys
30 Harshvardhan Gupta BE CSE L&T Infotech
31 Aprajita Kumari BE CSE SATYAM
32 Ajay Jain BE CSE Infosys
33 Aditya kumar Agrawal BE Civil Infosys & TCS
Chak DE !
34 Ashish Jain BE EC L&T Infotech
35 Prateek Kumar Pathak BE EC Infosys
36 Poorna Goyal BE EC TCS, L&T Infotech
37 Gaurav Agrawal BE EC SATYAM
38 Anuj Tiwari BE EC Infosys
39 Taneya Sharma BE EC L&T Infotech
40 Abhijeet Shrivastava BE EC TCS, L&T Infotech
41 Geetika Dwivedi BE EC TCS
42 Khushwant Akhand BE EC TCS
 43 Ashutosh Sharma BE EC INFOSYS
44 Bhavna Arya BE EC L&T Infotech
45 Ankur Shrivastava BE EC Infosys
46 Dheeraj Assudani BE EC Infosys & TCS
47 Abhay Garg BE EC Infosys, Persistent, TCS
48 Varun Mathew BE EC INFOSYS
49 Sarthak Dwivedi BE EC INFOSYS
50 Amitesh Chillaramani BE EC TCS
51 Pankaj Singh Malik BE EC L&T Infotech, TCS
52 Devansh Deolekar BE EC TCS, Eaton Tech
53 Lalit Gidwani BE EC TCS
54 Anoop Kumar BE EC SATYAM
55 Kritika Kathal BE EC TCS
56 Kapil Singh BE EC TCS,Persistent
57 Neeraj Partety BE EC L&T Infotech,
Campus Selections 08

58 Ankit Sinha BE EC TCS, L&T Infotech

59 Brajendra Kumar Silawat BE EC TCS, Persistent
60 Kalyani Singh BE EC ,
TCS L&T Infotech
61 Gunjan Sharma BE EC TCS Persistent
62 Santanu Gupta BE EC Infosys
63 Kunal Giani BE EC Infosys
64 Faeem Baig BE EC TCS
65 Shyam lakhani BE EC TCS
66 Ramakanth Bandaru BE EX SATYAM
67 Ankit Roy BE EX SATYAM
68 Aalekh Ranjan BE EX TCS
69 Prashant Das BE EX L&T INFOTECH
70 Juhi Dubey BE EX INFOSYS, TCS
71 Arun Singh Sengar BE EX TCS
72 Ruchika Chandra BE EX SATYAM
73 Amit Singh Baghel BE EX TCS
74 Rohan Ravindra Kulkarni BE EX SATYAM
Chak DE !
75 Bhoomika Pande BE EX L&T INFOTECH
76 Pinky Badretia BE EX SATYAM
77 Vinita Ahiwar BE IT INFOSYS
78 Vartika Gupta BE IT INFOSYS
79 Suhas Ravindra BE IT TCS
80 Sana Khan BE IT INFOSYS
81 Abhilasha Bhardwaj BE IT TCS
82 Ankit Barasainya BE IT TCS
83 Ankur Chaurasiya BE IT TCS
 84 Lokesh Dubey BE IT TCS, PERSISTENTS
85 Abhishek Pawar BE IT L&T INFOTECH
86 Vinod Kumar Madara BE IT TCS
87 Sanjay Rajak BE IT TCS
88 Vikram Pal Patel BE IT INFOSYS
89 Mayank Yadav BE IT L&T INFOTECH
90 Devika Kamran BE IT INFOSYS
91 Anubha Kankane BE IT TCS, L & T Infotech
92 Ruchi Shrivastava BE IT SATYAM
93 Rachita Gorowala BE IT INFOSYS
94 Jayendra Singh Chandel BE IT BIRLASOFT
95 Siddharth Shrivastava BE IT TCS
96 Suresh Wadhwani BE IT L&T INFOTECH, BIRLASOFT
97 Vidhatanand BE IT L&T INFOTECH
98 Nidhi Sharma MCA MCA L&T INFOTECH
99 Yashubha Jaiswal MCA MCA L&T INFOTECH
100 Ruchi Mishra MCA MCA SATYAM
Campus Selections 08

101 Dhananjay Dixit BE IP ACCENTURE

102 Sumaiyya Khan BE EC ACCENTURE
103 Parul Bhatnagar BE IT ACCENTURE
104 Yawer Yousuf Khan BE IT ACCENTURE
105 Sadia Ahmed Qureshi BE EC EATON
106 Arastu Chattopadhayay BE IT SYNTEL
107 Bharat Bavnani BE IT SYNTEL

Chak DE !
 UIT RGTU Selected Batch 2008
1 Abhinav Singh BE CE JMC
2 Alok Pratap Singh Raghuvanshi
BE CE RAMDEEN
3 Ashish Patel BE CE IMI SOFT
4 Atul Sahu BE CE KPT
5 Gaurav Karker BE CE SIMPLEX/ABM
6 Mahendra Singh Kushwah BE CE IMI SOFT
7 Namrata Moolchandani BE CE IMI SOFT
8 Narendra Rai dinkkar BE CE IMI SOFT
9 Neha Jotwani BE CE IMI SOFT
10 Piyush Shivhare BE CE JMC
11 Poonam Singh BE CE IMI SOFT
12 Pranjal Parashar BE CE IMI SOFT
13 Radeshyam Bangara BE CE IMI SOFT
14 Rakesh Singh Rajput BE CE IMI SOFT
15 Rakhi Verma BE CE IMI SOFT
Campus Selections 08

16 Rohil julaniya BE CE IMI SOFT/EI

17 Sonum Chaturvedi BE CE KPT
18 Sujeet Lowanshi BE CE ABM
19 Sumeet Gupta BE CE JMC
20 Itish Nigam BE CE L&T INFOTECH
21 Murli Vishwakarma BE EC Cape Gemini
22 Surabh Sharma BE IT Cape Gemini
23 Ankit Chourasia BE IP Indore Tools Ltd
24 Kavita Pardesi BE IP Ashok Leyland
25 Rahul Gupta BE IP Indore Tools Ltd
26 Pooja Nigam BE CSE SAPIENT
27 Rajni Gour BE CSE KPIT
28 Shailesh Panday BE CSE T SYSTEMS
29 Aashish kumar mor MCA MCA C SAM INC
30 Amin Ahmad MCA MCA KPIT
31 Amin Shrivastava MCA MCA C SAM INC
32 Durgesh Malviya MCA MCA C SAM INC
33 Munendra Vashishth MCA MCA MPHASIS
34 Pankaj Sharma MCA MCA C SAM INC
35 Rajiv Ranjan Kumar MCA MCA MPHASIS
Chak DE !
36 Savita Gajbihiya MCA MCA KPIT
37 Vikram Khair MCA MCA C SAM INC
38 Deepti Gaur Mtech Mtech T SYSTEMS
39 Roma Jain BE IT Mastek
40 Swati Gayaki BE IT Mastek
41 Mahesh Chourasiya BE EC Mastek
42 Ravi Shakher Prasad SinghBE EX L&T
43 Somesh Joshi M. Tech IT T-System
44 Shailesh Pandey BE CSE T-System
45 Prasang Jaiswal BE CSE T-System
46 Ayush Neema BE CSE Persistent
47 Sumeet Gupta BE CE Ramdeen
48 Sourabh Sahu BE CSE Persistent
 S. NO. NAME OF CANDIDATE

To be Alumni.....
1 ADARSH KUMAR VERMA
2 AKSHAT RASTOGI

Electronics & Communications

3 ALLMIN MOHAMMAD ANSARI
NAME OF CANDIDATE 4 ANAND KUMAR PARSAI
1 ABHINAV VARSHNEY 5 ANAND MALVIYA
2 ABHISHEK CHANDALE 6 ANIL KUMAR ROHIT
3 ABHISHEK DADARYA 7 ANJALI PARTE
4 AJAY KUMAR LOKHANDE 8 ANKIT LALWANI
5 AKSHAT SHUKLA 9 ANKITA KARYA
6 AMIT KUMAR CHAUDHARY 10 ANSHUL RAJPUT
7 ANEES UR REHMAN 11 ARPIT GANDHI
12 ARPIT JAIN
8 ARVIND CHAWKE
13 ASHISH RANJAN SINHA
9 ASIF ZAFAR KHAN
14 ASMITA DAHRE
10 AYUSH NEEMA 15 ATUL OJHA
11 BADRI PRASAD KHELWAL 16 ATUL SAHU
12 BIJIL K. BABU 17 AVINASH SAHU
13 DEEPAK VYAS 18 DEEPAK VISHWAKARMA
14 DIVYA BAIS 19 DEEPENDRA PARMAR
15 GARIMA AGARWAL 20 DEEPENDRA TOMAR
16 HARSH SONI 21 DIPESH KUMAR SINGH
17 JYOTI RAIKWAR 22 JITENDRA PRAJAPATI
18 KAMRUL HAQUE 23 JUNED MOHD. KHAN
24 KAVITA THAKUR
19 KARNAEL SINGH
25 KRITESH PARETA
20 KISHANLAL INVATI
26 KRITIKA NIMJE
21 MANISHA RAGHUWANSHI 27 MAHENDRA KUMAR DODKE
22 MOHINI VERMA 28 MAHENDRA KUMAR PATIL
23 NARENDRA DARWAI 29 MAHENDRA SONKUSRE
24 NEWTON BAIDYA 30 MAHESH CHAURASIA
25 POOJA NIGAM 31 MANISHA CHOUDHARY
26 PRADEEP AHIRAR 32 MANJEET KUMAR SANKHWAR
27 PRAGATI JAIN 33 MOHIT AGRAWAL
28 PRAKRITI SUHALKA 34 NEHA CHOURASIA
29 PRASHANT PANDEY 35 NITYA RAGHUWANSHI
30 PRATEEK PANDE
36 NUPUR PITALIA
31 PRATIBHA GHODE
37
Computer Science

PAVAN WADHWANI
32 QAZMEEN QURESHI
38 PRASHANT BHAIRAM
33 RACHITA MOON
34 RAHUL BHAWASAR 39 PRIYA DIXIT
35 RAHUL DUGAYA 40 PRIYKANT SINGH
36 RAHUL BHASKUTE 41 PUNEET KUMAR AGRAWAL
37 RAJNI GOUR 42 RADHESHYAM WATTY
38 RANI SHAMI 43 RAHUL NAYAN
39 RAVINDRA SISODIYA 44 RAHUL PANDRAM
40 RENU KORI (T.C. COURSE) 45 RAJAT MAHTO
41 RITIKA JAIN 46 RAJEEV SINGH
42 ROHAN TIWARI
47 RAVIKANT SINGH GOND
43 ROHIT INDURKAR
48 RAVNAK DAKHERA
44 RUCHI NAHAR
49 SAGAR SINGH
45 SANDEEP PATIL
46 SURABH RAJAURIA 50 SAMEER HIWARE
47 SHALABH SAXENA 51 SANIYA AIJAZ
48 SHUBHAM JAIN 52 SHIKHA KHARE
49 SOMYA GUPTA 53 SHARDA SONI (TC COURSE)
50 SONAL GUPTA 54 SMRITI TIWARI
51 SONAL KHATRI 55 SNEHA DONGARDIVE
52 SOURABH SAHU 56 SUDEEP SAHU
53 SUASN JOHN 57 SWATI CHOUHAN
54 VAIBHAV SHRIVASTAVA
58 SWETA CHAUHAN
55 WASIM KHAN
59 TANMAY PATHAK
56 YOGESH ASUDANI
60 TARUNA KESWANI
57 GAURAV NAYAK
58 PRAHANT RAIKWAR 61 VISHAL KHATRI
59 SANTOSH KUMAR KUMRE 62 VISHAL VERMA
60 SHAILESH PANDEY 63 YASHWANT EWINA
61 SUNIT EKKA 64 PANKAJ KU. AMORIYA (ST)
S. NO. NAME OF CANDIDATE SN NAME OF CANDIDATE
1 ADARSH DHINGRA 1 Adarsh Srivastava
2 ANKIT BHAYDIYA 2 Amit kumar gour
3 Ankit sharma
3 ANKIT CHOURASIA
4 ankit kosti
4 ANKITA GOYAL 5 Anubhav Sogani
5 ASHIN SOTI 6 Arpit Tamrakar
6 AYUSH GORYA 7 Ashish Pandey
7 BHOLE SAMADHIYA 8 Ashok Kumar Kewat
8 CHITRAGUPT SWAROOP 9 Bhooshan Bhoyar
9 DEBASHREE CHATTERJEE 10 Danish Raees Khan
11 Deepak Verma
10 DHARMENDRA VERMA
12 Durga Kuralkar
11 JAVED AHMED KHAN
13 Ganesh Prasad
12 KAVITA GAUR 14 Gaurav Gupta
13 KAVITA PARDESHI 15 Geetesh Rai
14 LAKHAN PATIDAR 16 Gopal Singh Navrey
15 MANISH WASNIK 17 Hitendra Kumar
16 MUDIT SHEJWAR 18 Jayendra kumar Thakur
17 MUKUL NEMA 19 Jeepa Raju
20 Kavindra Sahu
18 NARENDRA PRAJAPATI
21 Lokesh Chadokar
19 NEHA PANDE 22 Mohd. Iqbal
20 PRAHLAD PRAJAPATI 23 Naresh Jigne
21 PRASHANT TADGE 24 Navankur Beohar
22 RAHUL GUPTA 25 Neha Bhargava
23 RAJESH VISHWAKARMA 26 Nikhil Mishra
24 RIPUNJAY KU. THAKUR 27 Omprakash Rajput
25 SHYAM BIRLA 28 Pankaj Markam
29 Paramjeet Kaur
26 SUNNY SINHA
30 Piyush kumar Arora
27 VAIBHAV RAJ SINGH 31 Prasant Mansoria
28 VARDAN SINGH NAYAK 32 Prasoon Saxena
29 VEDANT DANI 33 Rahul Rajput
30 VISHAL MAHAJAN 34 Raj Kumar Malviya
31 AMIT KU. SONI 35 Ratnadeep Gajbhiye
32 ASJAD KHAN 36 Ravi Shekhar Prasad Singh
37 Rohit Kumar Gupta
33 DHARMENDRA AHIRAWAR
38 Rohit mane
34 GAURAV CHOUBEY
39 Roopal Kushwaha
35 KAUSHAL KISHO SHARMA 40 Sailendra ku Meshram
36 NILESH BADHE GEN. 41 Sawan Sharma
37 PRAFULLA VYAS GEN. 42 Shailesh kumar Jaiswal
38 RAJESH KUMAR PATAIYA 43 Shalabh Mitna
39 SHRIDHAR BANDARU 44 Sharad Mahour
45 Shashank gole
46 Sheetal Verma
47 Shipi Saxena
48 Shruti Kendurkar
49 Sourabh Patel
50 Sumit Kathane
51 Tarun Joshi
52 Tejawita Khobaragada
53 Veena Suryavanshi
54 Vivek Gautam
55 Yash Saxena
56 Zoheb Khan
57 Mahendra Kumar Sahu
58 Manoj Soni
59 Ramesh Singh Lobe
60 Ramesh yadav
SN NAME OF CANDIDATE SN NAME OF CANDIDATE

1 Abhinava Singh 1 Abhinava Singh

2 Abhishek Pandey 2 Abhishek Pandey
3 Alok Pratap Singh 3 Alok Pratap Singh
4 Ankit Kumar Agrawal 4 Ankit Kumar Agrawal
5 Apurva Singh Ranawat 5 Apurva Singh Ranawat
6 Ashish Patel 6 Ashish Patel
7 Atul Sahu 7 Atul Sahu
8 Chandresh Agrawal 8 Chandresh Agrawal
9 Divya Kapoor 9 Divya Kapoor
10 Gaurav Karker 10 Gaurav Karker
11 Mahendra singh kushwah 11 Mahendra singh kushwah
12 Mahesh patidar 12 Mahesh patidar
13 Manish Damor 13 Manish Damor
14 Manish Mrkam 14 Manish Mrkam
15 Mohit Gupta 15 Mohit Gupta
16 Namrata Moolchandani 16 Namrata Moolchandani
17 Narendra Rai Dinkar 17 Narendra Rai Dinkar
18 Neha Jotwani 18 Neha Jotwani
19 Neha Solani 19 Neha Solani
20 Nikhil Solanki 20 Nikhil Solanki
21 Piyush Shivhare 21 Piyush Shivhare
22 Poonam Singh Sisodia 22 Poonam Singh Sisodia
23 Prashant Kumar chourasia 23 Prashant Kumar chourasia
24 Prateek Sanjay 24 Prateek Sanjay
25 Priyesh Gour 25 Priyesh Gour
26 Radheshyam Banjara 26 Radheshyam Banjara
27 Rajesh Yadav 27 Rajesh Yadav
28 Rakesh Singh Rajput 28 Rakesh Singh Rajput
29 Rakhi Verma 29 Rakhi Verma
30 Rohil Julaniya 30 Rohil Julaniya
31 Sanjay kumar Ahirwar 31 Sanjay kumar Ahirwar
32 Shailendra Ahirwar 32 Shailendra Ahirwar
33 Shubham Goyal 33 Shubham Goyal
34 Sonum Chaturvedi 34 Sonum Chaturvedi
35 Sujeet Lowanshi 35 Sujeet Lowanshi
36 Sumeet Gupta 36 Sumeet Gupta
37 Sumit Shrivastava 37 Sumit Shrivastava
38 Vikas Patidar 38 Vikas Patidar
39 Vikendra Singh Sidharth 39 Vikendra Singh Sidharth
40 Neeraj Patel 40 Neeraj Patel
41 Vishnu Prasad Pawar 41 Vishnu Prasad Pawar
42 Pranjal Parashar 42 Pranjal Parashar

Sayonara
1. Why is UIT the best ? D,15% A,10%

De Lappak !
A.Bcoz “U” and “I” are so near.
b.Oye! Main hu isliye.
c.Jyada GT, padhai kum phir bhi hai dum.
C, 30% B, 45%
d.GEC jaisi koi nahi…..
A, 25% 2. Agar shivani question bank kho jaye to?
A.college ki watt lag jayegi… bcoz college
“banks” on it.
B, 15% b.Kya fark padta hai.
C, 60% c.Koi “bhavani ”aa jaegi.
3. “Chak de UIT” means to you? D, 22%
A.Better campus placement. A, 38%
b.More MBA, MTech selections.
c.Opening college in the counselling. C, 18%
d.Everybody all clear with minimum 65%. B, 22%

C, 55% 4.Website most visited?

A, 35% a.Orkut
a.orkut
b.google
c.uska naam yahaan nahi bata sakta.
B, 10%
D, 10% A, 28%
5. Kya techfest karana faayde ka sauda hai ? C, 10%
a.haan, technical knowledge badhtaa hai.
b.Haan, certificate jugad jaate hain.
c.Haan, chutti mil jaati hai.
d.Haan, sirf organizers ke liye.. B, 52%

D, 22% A, 15% 6. What does UIT needs?

a. Auditorium
b.Sports complex
c.SBI ATM
B, 28% d.Autonomous status.
C, 35%

7. Papa kehte hai…. D, 10%

C, 13% A, 35%
A.Badaa naam karega.
b.Beda gark karega
c.Pata nahi kab sudhrega
B, 42%
d.Papa ko pataa hai kehne se kuch nahi hoga.

A, 22% 8. What will be the name of official news

paper of UIT?
B, 3%
a.Dainik bakwaaskar
D, 50% b.the bindu
C, 25% c.the timepass of India
d.UIT express
A, 20%
9.Why girls are called emotional fools?
a.bcoz they think by heart and not by brain. C, 42%

b.Boys make them feel so.

c.If they are fools then why do boys love them.
B, 38%

D, 15% A, 15% 10.College life to you is similar to :

a.lakshya
b.Rang de basanti
C, 32%
B, 38%
c.dil, dosti, etc
d.Yuva
 D, 20% 11. Best characteristic of a girl :
A, 32%
a. boils at room temperature.
b. Sweet as honey, if given proper treatment
c. most powerful money reducing agent.
d. melts if given special treatment.
C, 30%
B, 18%

D, 10%
12.Who is the best choice for “WAYS A, 30%
magazine man of the year” ? C, 20%

a.canteen walah
b.Mere HOD
c.My boyfriend B, 40%
d.Dubey ji.
13.College parking kahaan honi chahiye ?
A, 18% a.basement main.
D, 35%
b.Girls hostel main.
c.Terrace par.
B, 27% d.Departmental..
C, 20%

14.Convocation ke baad hat kyo uchalte hai ? D, 15%

A, 35%
a.khushi ke mare
b.Kyoki balaa tali.
c.Tradition hai isliye.. C, 42% B, 8%
d.Convocation ?? UIT nahi jaataa wahaan
A, 15% 15. Agar college main emergency lag gayi to ;
a.GT band ho jayegi
D, 45%
b.Bunking lectures ??? Impossible…
B, 25% c.65 % passing marks
C, 15%
d.Apne college main, aur emergency ????

16. Suggest a name for terrorist training A, 30%

D, 35%
institution :
a.TIME bomb
b.Rocket LAUNCHER B, 18%
C, 17%
c.Mine FINDER
d.DT ; destruction tutorials
d.Time pass ho jata.
D, 25% 17. Why do we go coaching class ?
A, 35% a.bcoz my friend goes.
b.Soni ladkiyaan aati hain.
C, 10% c.Ghar se niklne ka bahana milta hain.
d.Time pass ho jata.
B, 30%

De Lappak !!
A, 5%
18.Jadoo ki jhappi ki zarurat kise hai ? D, 33%
a.mujhe, bcoz frustrated from studies. B, 37%
b.Internal ko, mujhse frusta gaya hai.
c.External ko, sabse bada frustoo wahi hai.
C, 25%
d.All of the above

A, 15% 19. Toughest time of college days ?

D, 45%
a. exam
b. campus selection .
B, 20% c. roz-roz college jaanaa.
C, 20%
d. nothing is tough in the college.

20. Agar college main kuch todne ko kaha

jaye to aap kya todenge ? D, 22% A, 18%
a. entrance par lagaa barrier
( kyoki gaadi door park karma padti hai.)
b. GT todne waalo ke daant.
B, 27%
c. humesha ki tarah rules.
C, 33%
d. Top karne ka record todunga.
21. Why private colleges are jealous of UIT ?
A, 5%
D, 25%
B, 22% a. unhe GT maarna nahi aataa.
b. puri zindagi college bus main bitate hain.
c. college main sutta : can't imagine.
d. private college ? school kaho bhai school !!!
C, 48%
 22. Best reply of a girl when a boy proposes her ;
A, 30%
D, 40% a. itni si baat kehne main itni der kar di.
b. mera pehle se boy friend hai.
c. tumhara bank balance kitna hai.
d. chiii… kitni gandi soch hai tumhari.
C, 12% B, 18%

C, 25% A, 15%
23. Exam ke ek din pehle kiski yaad aati hai ?
a. nani ki.
b. shivani ki.
c. semester bhar ki karastani ki !!!
B, 60%

C, 25% A, 20% 24. Kya aapko WAYS ke mascot ke baare main

pataa hain ?
a. haa, uska naam GRAD-HAT hai.
b. haa, magar naam nahi pataa.
c. nahi pataa, aaj hi orkut par dekhungaa.
B, 55%
D, 20%
25. What is the biggest prestige issue for a UITIAN? A, 30%
a. to be a WAYS member.
b. to have a girl friend.
c. to be the topper of the college. B, 10%
d. to be the hola kingpin of the college. C, 40%

D, 13% A, 20%
26.Admission ke baad se aapne college ko kya diya ?
a. ek aur scholar.
b. ek aur party guy
C, 30% c. ek aur lafangaa.
B, 37% d. abhi dena baaki hai…..
A, 7%
27. Jaate jaate aap is college se kya seekh kar jayenge ? B, 20%
a. technical knowledge. D, 40%
b. har hurdle ko cool way main tackle karma ( end sem exams se)
c. aaj ka kaam kal par thopna (sessional work se)
d. last moment tak panic na hona (internals & externals se)
C, 33%

D, 33% A, 35%
28. Most disciplined branch of the college :
a. EC, bichare roz-roz chup chap college aate hain.

De Lappak !!!
b. EX, “T” factor hai isliye.
c. civil, kabhi kahi naam nahi aata isliye.
C, 12% B, 20% d. IT, CSE ho nahi sakte isliye bachaa option IP.

29. In a war , a UITIAN can : A, 20%

a. fight bravely, kyoki ladaai to hamari ragon main basi hai.
b. apply GT to the war.
c. WAR!!! Uitians ka naam sunte hi bhaag jayega dushman. C, 60% B, 20%

A, 10% 30. Whom do you want to be the guest faculty

B, 8%
of the college ?
a. Osama Bin Laden.
D, 55% b. Laloo Prasad Yadav.
C, 27% c. Rakhi Sawant.
d. APJ Abdul Kalam.
31. Best unanswered question is ? C, 40%
A, 38%
a. sessional marks kum kyo mile ?
b. ladkiyan mujhe bhav kyo nahi deti ?
c. main aisa kyon hu ? B, 22%
A, 15%
32. I am “ UIT _______” :
a. idol
B, 25% b. ideal.
C, 60%
c. Idle.
Civil Computer Science
Electronics Electricals
Industrial Prod. Information Tech.
Log-Bhag Vibhag of Ed-Board!!!
Vivek/Abhijeet/Devansh/Poorna/Dhananjai/A
bhilasha…
All eggs of one basket…(one freaks out to
be called as “eggs”)
Debashree/Juhi
Vivek calls: Debashree mam ….. er Juhi
mam….er mam!! (Juhi mam observing
devansh hogging chips)…..
Juhi: “Yashhhhh……..Magazine nikal jayegi
na!!!!!!”
Yash
“actually yaar…..situation kuch aisi
hai…..yaar ab maan lo……Thapar sir bond
hai yar” … scratches his head, tweeks at
chips…….”fund to le aao koi”!!!!!
Sonal
Screaming…. “are yaar…kya hai…koi kaam
nai karta”…gets coffee mugs for all…..
screams at aditya….”bhooth,chips ka bowl
neeche rakh aur kaam kar”
Prateek
Full shirt, buttoned color, trouser (as if for
life's first interview)
“see basically we all should first organize”
Initializing WAYS 2008!!! From Tender….To
Printer!!!!
At someplace (edboard is always hanging
at “someplace”, with no professional
significane”
Scene 1:
One fine morning 10:30 “Yash, Juhi, vivek,
Sonal, Prateek”
Destination: parking basement….waiting…
Yash: yar ye kab ayenge?
Juhi: yar bore ho gaye hai!!!!
Sonal: just the starting baby…
Prateek (yet to arrive supposedly in 15
mins)
On call “yaar abhi main busy hun….bas
phonch raha hun 15 min me”
Sonal: “pata hai sala kahan busy hai!!!”
Juhi:hehehe….
Afternoon 3:30 (still waiting)
Subeh se ek cup chai pe zinda hai, college hi
ki kuch khane ko hi nai milta…..baithe
baithe sava che(read 6:15) ho gaye hai”
Yash: Ed-board nai Dead-board!!!
Juhi: yash tu chup reh yaar!!!
Achaanak wo dikhe
Prateek: “abe bhaag……..” (all running
after him)
Next day….
Another fine morning 10:30
“repeat telecast of the previous day”
Go to step 1
Scene 2:
After lots of “dhakka mukki” finally the
tender floats…the tender opens…printer
is decide
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Another bored evening….Rendezvous with
the management!!!
Management: “ye kaise articles
hai????(frowning) ….pyar, mohobbat,
ch
ishq….lagta hi nahi technical college ki
magazine hai!!!”
Yash: (dil hi dil me) “ab ekkees(21 yrs) saal
me pyar ke fool nahi khilenge…to kab
Cat
khilenge”
Juhi: “theek hai , jaisa aap kahe!!”
Sonal: sheepishly looking at Juhi …….
“hehehehehhehe….”
Prateek: suddenly stands up “ok ” (respectfully!!)
Scene 3:
“yash, prateek, “GEC ka ek banda”
Yash: (academics section se chilla raha hai) “abet u
lelena”
O VED
Prateek: (equally chillate hue from the other end)
“abe main kyun lun…..chal 15 min baad”R
APP
tum logo ki tu-tu main-main ke karan hi toAYS
Ek GEC ka student: “abe sale *******(censored),
Magazine aisi chapti hai” W
Yash <-> Prateek (LOST!!!)

Vivek, devansh enter the scene speaking to another

ä¾ w tçÞ Ñàç
GEC ka banda

à ç ª à ¢ê rÂo ý Ê àà
àç¢ê Ñ àt à §
hàç¹þ §ý ÖààÂà yç màç Õ Îàê qn qÊ
Devansh: “sir aapka IIFT ka interview chapna tha”
Another GEC ka banda: “deke bhi kya fayeda…khud
¡ À
såv yç, ç síàm¾w §çý ¡àªàÊ màç,
ke logo ka hi to chapte ho”
Vivek/devansh: (dil hi dil me) “ed board ke alawa baaki

mät jvÂà jv qàuà ¡ àà

log kuch karo bhi to sahi”

t èA ÊÂ
After extending dates again and again and again….
Õàtà §ý

-22
Finally articles are collected…..photographs
collected…..magazine on roll”

Yash: “mujhe magazine tees(30th) tak nikaalni hai”

Juhi: “yash tu chup reh yaar…..saare ladke chup chp
printers ke yahan phohoch jaana!!!”
Sonal: “jo nahi pohochega….dekhlena”

Catch
And such was our journey from the day few arbit minds
thought of publishing a magazine. And such is the
story of my team, fighting against backlashes,
listening to hard words, pulling through financial
crunches, waiting for innumerable notices, leaflets and
fighting against all odds to bring out this masterpiece
just for the sake that your voice, your talent is heard.
Just for the sake that the “I” in you breaks all shackles
and comes out!! In the course, we might have faltered
but as said “one's failure is the pathway to his
success” we will standby all our faults, defeats and
errors because with all that's coming to an end, we
desire to learn and deliver the best we can…and our
humility is strong because beyond all illusions we set
of few perky brains believe in ourselves…..
The ed-board as always will try its best to bring you
the best…today and ahead!!

VED
RO
APP

YS
WA
‘A new born flight, in its inception, desires to reach for the sky that awaits it. The sky of those
infinite frontiers which will one day let its knowledge grow and spread the purest form of
peace, joy and harmony with the first rays of sun. It flies with its humility saved underneath the
wings of passion to unravel the deepest secrets of the world, to discover the unknown.'
The cover page of this edition depicts the mascot of hope in its first flight to the frontiers of the
new world which invites serenity, success and the quest for knowledge. As the morning sun
ignites the torch of its beginning to conquer hate, disgust and violence; hope shedding its
inhibitions catapults the vision of our generation and flies high into the sky to pass on the
silent promise of today for a better future to the world of tomorrow.
And that's how we at W.A.Y.S. define success.
The one that “We and You shall” achieve together, today and tomorrow.