Sardar to friend: my grandpa know date and time of his death. Friend: how? Sardar: judge told him.

"A True Thought..!" "When u are up in ur life ur friends know who u r" & "when u r down in ur life u know who ur friends r". YOU kNow wAts d bEst tHInG iN oUr frNdshIp... . ...itS d fIrst wOrd oF tHiS msG! "Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Swamy Vivekananda "We should learn 2 love our enemy" -Gandhi INCREDIBLE LOVE TEST:Just Type LOVE<space>ur name, <space>ur partners name & sen d it to.. . To ur father's number. He'll tell ur future! Friends r like crayons, dey colour our lives. I may not b ur favourite color but hope u'll need me sumwhere 2 complete ur picture... Mkg vry hppy th wrd $ mp$b... t$t mk fw of them hppy wh $ bg wth , by yr v, r d $wt $m... Frndshp is Not HISTORY to forget Not MATHS to calculate Not LANGUAGE to translate Its only d chemistry dat reacts btwn hearts... Pain of mising frnds isn't their absence, but itz wen u thnk of d gud times u hv shard n' u ask urself "wil dos moments ever hapen again".....and ur mind tel u silently-NEVER! Mobiles are irritating.. Daily charging.. Monthly recharging.. Annoying beeps.. Low network.. But One thing I like about it.. . it connects U & ME.. Makane engg.colgil cherkkan vanna achan securityodu: Ivide padichal joli kittumo? Security: Sure..njan ivideyalle padichathu... :o The world's most happiest friends never have the same characters... they just have the best understanding of their

differences.... Pls remind me to remind u abt reminding me to send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that I AM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. B-egin ur day with L-ov in ur heart E-xpect blessings S-hare goodness S-hine like the sun I-nspire somene N-ever 4get dat G-od is with u Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one;Let everybody luv u but u luv one... Mosquito: Can I go to the theatre? Mom: Yes, but beware of the applause. No balance plz call me urgent. . Sender: Osama Binladen. +9616000560 Pass this sms to ur frds & c how many fools didnt read it fully. Avalumayi ninnapo pettenu light poyi Vetilanenki arumilla fresh ayirunu aval,Enikanenki chankidipu koodi Adyamayta njan"AVALU" thinnunath, athum sarkara Ellathe. A good friend in our life is like the importance of our heartbeats. Though they are not visible,it silently support our life Ishtapettathu kittanamenkil, ishtam pole kashttapedanam.. kashttapedaan ishttamillenkil, ishttapettathu nashttapedum.. Remember me as a dried flower b/w Your notebook.They might not bear any fragnanc e , but they will always be enriched with memories.....!! Lve the hrt that hrtz . .. .. .. But never hrt the hart tht lvez .. "The Value of a relation is not how much one feels happy with someone, but it is the emptyness that one feels without someone" Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv

to all but heart to one;Let everybody luv u but u luv one... Strs r sn tgthr, yt they r s fr prt... Tr frinds my nt speak vrydy, bt rmmbr thy r lwys linkd hrt t hert. You are beatiful You looks so cute. Try for a career in modeling or try Bolly wo od. For more jokes, sms jokes to"*********" Normal charges apply. Ormakal koodu koottiya manasinte thalirchillayil niramulla orayiram ormakalumayi . . . . OLAKKA!! Poyi kidannurangeda. Time would make us 2 4get some persons.But ther would b some persons who would m akes us 2 4get time. They r best of best friends. Yawn: It's the only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth. How do you know the ocean is friendly? -It waves. arinjo, Gud News!! TODAY NIGHT all india BSNL 2 BSNL AIRTEL 2 AIRTEL Vodafone to Vodafone. Idea 2 IdeaU can make Free miss calls! oru miss call enkilum adikku.. ur sms Is mY gulabjamun, ur miss call is my rasmalai, ur call is my rasgulla, so, always keEp MY SWEET DISH BOX FULL so i m waiting foR the SWEETS... V nvr knw, Y V lke sum ppl mor thn othrs.. Y v luv sum ppl witht reson.. Y v feel hapy abt meetng dem... bt genuinely hapines is al abt hvng such ppl in life... ''Care and love, should be in your heart not in your words''. ''Anger should be in your words not in your heart''. She's the kind of girl who doesn't care for a man's company-unless he owns it. Return of DEADLY CHALI

SARDARinu shirt iron cheyanam,no current Enthu cheyyum? . Iron boxinte achane theri vilichu..iron box choodaayi..appo shirt thechu... "Old friends are gold.! New friends are diamond! If u get diamond dont forget the gold, bcz To hold a diamond in a ring you need a base of gold.! Happiness always looks small,if u hold it in ur hands... But wen u learn 2 share it, u wil realize how big & precious it is... Be happY always... Teacher:-What is common between KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS? SARDAR replied."ALL ARE born ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS. Hurt a true heart as many times as u want, it won't stop loving u. But if u cheat a true heart, it won't hurt or hate u, but it won't dare 2love u again.. Life has so much to teach us, Once a famoz dutch poet sang "Milanstted cin olyuremu upswebo mx jokialu kimbe tryicened uglo :o Ho entha alle... Really touching Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age When asked what forgiveness is, a little girl gave this beautiful answer: Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a fl ower gives when it is being crushed'' If u r not busy Pls press down . . . . . If u r not busy press up.. The most widely used language in bangalore.. english? tamil? kannada? guess? .

its C,C++,Java. Fwd Dis Msg tO 5 Ppl &... . U wil Get nOthiNg..Its True..Its wOrkiNg..Even i Didn't Get anything! . Except a SMILE On Ur Face..AND DATS ENOUGH 4 ME... I'm on a mission Mison1: 2 4get u Mison2: nvr talk 2 u Mison3: 2 break our friendship Gues my mison's name? MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. Keep messaging me 2 win exciting prizes.1st Prize lots of love.2nd prize life ti me friendship 3rd prize free stay in my heart.Offer valid til i die. This is formally announce that I have started accepting NEW YEAR gifts in CASH, CHEQUES & CHOCOLATES etc. Avoid last day rush send now...!! Beedi KumaraN >> CHRISTmas is a wonderful "DAY" "2Pray" "2Love" "2Care" "2Smile" "2Relax" nd "2Thnk GOD" 4ll He gives to us,, Happy CHRISTmas.. H?aga pog?a dyga Jang? jo?g? g?nga T??g? manga wanga M?? u?g? n?

ethr?.JIglo . Congratulations! Sathya prathinja kazhinju. Ini nee aadivaasikalude MOOPPAN. As u look up the sky u will feel my christmas wishes wrapped in its gentle light ,The stars will spread across the sky to say "HAPPY CHRISTMAS" Give 1000 chances to ur enemy to become ur frnd..but dont give a single chance t o ur frnd to become ur enemy.. One sardar ate a tablet by cutting two edges... Why...? . 2 avoid side effects... Another sardar ate the 2edges only.. Why...? . Madyam aarogyathinu haanikaram. Golden quote by Abraham Lincon: "If friendship is ur weakest point,then u r the strongest person in the world." Oru poo chodhichu aval oru chedi thannu,oru page chodhichu aval oru book thannu, avasanamayi oru umma chodhichappol umma maathramalla avalude uppayum vannu. Marichu Kazhinju dhaivam ellavarodum avaravarude Papamgal Paperil ezhuthan paran gjapol, Doore ninnum ninte shabdham kettu . ADDITIONAL SHEETS PLEASE..... You learn to love someone when u find what makes them smile, but u can never tru ly love someone, until u know what makes them cry... U cn b a doctr & sav livz, a lawyr & defnd lives, a soldir & protct lives. bt, Y play wit othrs Lives? Simply b an Engg. & screw up ur own Life.N'joy Fools read my sms! Monkies delete my sms! Donkies save my sms! Mad people edit my sms! Beggers send it me again! Ini enthenkilum cheyyu... ( __; ( ( (__; ( (( ) __; ( ( ) -

( __; ( ( ( ) __; ( ( ) ( __; ( ( ( ) - __; ( ( ) - I MISS A$ long a$ we have memories, yEsterday remains & S long as we have hope, tomorrow await$..."Keeping someone in our smile is very easy... But, to be in someone's smile is very difficult... So "RESPECT" the smile which "CARES" FOR U LKG Kutti phone'il: "Helo,Ente Mon Innu School'il Varilla,Avanu Paniyanu" Teacher: "Idaaraa Samsarikkunnathu?" Kutti: "Ente Achanaa" Thought for lifetime: Failure should never go to Heart! & Success should never go to Head! Be simple!! Think positive!! In Ramayanam: Ravanan has 20 eyes but he look only 1 girl thats Seedha. You have only 2 eyes but u look daily 200 girls. Think urself who is the real RAVANAN.. Yaksha asked: What is the best wealth? Yudhishtira replied: Moral knowledge is t he best wealth. [try 2 aquire it]. Forest school attendance edukkal. Tiger,.,sir, lion...sir elephant...sir, monkey ...... monkey...... monkey...... . message vaayichirikathe attendance parayado A nice thought: AlwAys Listen To Your Elder's Advice... Not BecAuse They R AlwAy s RIGHT Bt BcAuse They HAve More Experiences of "Being WRONG" Teacher-If you had Rs.1000 in this pocket & Rs.1000 in the other, what would u t hink? Stud-Ye pant kiski hai? But to see her was to love her, love but her, & love her forever. -Robert Burns

If God answers ur Prayer,he increases ur faith.If delays,He is increasing ur Pat ience.If doesnt answer,He knows you can handle it perfectly... Smile is a language of love, smile is a source to win hearts. Smile is a name of livelyhood n smile creates greatness in personality so BRUSH UR TEETH DAILY. A gud plan of today is better than A gr8 plan of Tomoro. Luk backward with satis faction and look forward with confidence,u wil succeed in ur life Monganiruna pattiyude thalayil thenga veenenu ketu . Valiya thenga aayiruno? . Ipol vedhanayundo? . Alla nee enthina MONGIYATHU?? Para... ei Iy ? ?_ ei I I ? Entha nokunne? Jackie chan ayacha messaga. Ninodu kulikkan paranju. China vare n aarunnundennu.. "No one wil manufacture a lock widout a key" Similarly,God wont giv problems widout solutions. So,b fearless & face d challenge. .+""+. How .+""+. + "+.R .+""+. + "+. "+U .+""+.+""+.MY + "+. "+. .+""+.+""+. + Dear + "+ "+" +" "+.+ friend goodnight Chanduvine palarum tholpichittundu ..! Palavattam., puthiya conection tharamennu paranhu BSNL tholpichu., incoming free ennu paranhu BPL tholpichu., outgoing 10ps mathi ennu paranhu IDEA tholpichu., Lokam kayyilothukkam ennuparanju RELIANCE Tholpichu Eni chanduvine tholpikkan aavilla makkale chandu MOBILE vittu..!!!

When u find a dream inside ur heart dont ever let it go . Dreams are the tiny se eds from which beautiful tomorrows grow.Have a wonderful dream.Gud nyt "Do not count what u have lost.Just see what u have now,because past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things. GOOD ??:. '??("*") ??'!I:?? 'v" ?? '!?? ight SWEET /l ::. >'',< ?? '?? ?:' reams! Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt only U.... . now iam thinking of V. . Tonight i will definitly think about w,x,y,z Life spent with someone for a life time may be meaningless, but a few moments sp ent with someone who really loves you give meaning to your life... "The Dream is not what u see in sleep, Dream is the thing which does not let u s leep." - A P J Kalam. Good friends care 4 each other. Close friends understand each other. And true fr iends stay forever beyond words, beyond time. Oru upakaram cheyyamo.. . . . . . ee msg onnu delete cheyumo.ithil onnumilla. U want & U get that is luck, U want & U wait that is patience, U want but U comp romise that is life & U want, U wait & U don compromise that is success Accept my simple gift of "GUD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS" wraped with 'LOVE' tied with 'CARE' and sealed with 'PRAYER' to keep you 'SAFE' and 'HAPPY' FOREVER... A kind kiss is on d head A swt kiss is on d cheeks A passionate on lips A romantic on neck but seriously the HOTTEST kiss is on... . AN IRON BOX... I wish u days dat r sunier than wat u've knwn b4,i wish u nyts dat shimmer in si lver leaving u asking 4 more.i wish u months dat fly riding on a crest ofd ni8.

If you dont mind. if you dont feel bad, please give me A A K A KI A KIS A KISS A KISS* A KISS** A KISSAN JAM bottle Of Rs.22.50/Never break 4 things in life.. Trust, Promise, Relation, Heart..Because when the y break they dont make noise.. but pains a lot. Friends are like crayons.They colour our lives. I may not be your favourite colo r; but hpe you will need me somwher to complete your picture. HI MOON,DIM UR LIGHT...HELLO WIND,BLOW SOFT...HELLO EARTH, SPIN GENTLY...COZ MY SWEET FRIEND IS GOING TO SLEEP...good night... A loving memory of ur smiling face..a friend like u can never replace..deep in m y heart u will always stay freshly remembered everyday... Good night... Tears r more precious dan smiles,bcos V can smile at anybdy, even strangers.. bt tears r shed only 4 those whom v cant afford 2 lose in life... Staying far nvr breaks relation, staying near never builds relation. But its the link between hearts, which never allows us Forget each other. Time is like a RIVER. U can't step on the same water twice bcz the glow that has passed will never pas s u again. SO ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF UR LIFE.. If i could pull down the rainbow on earth I would write Ur name on it and put it back on sky to show people how colourful is my life with a friend like U. Having a FRIEND so SINCERE so CARING so SWEET so TRUE is a TREASURE is a MIRACLE is a BLESS is a GIFT So, I just can't imagine, How Lucky I AM having U.!! Be a flower 2 all gardens, Be a smile 2 all faces, Be a waterfall 2 all mountains & the most important.. . .

. "BE A GOOD BROTHER TO ALL BEAUTIFUL GIRLS."!!! U can never find a perfect friend in me, becoz what makes me human is my imperfe ction,but this is for sure that i will be always be ur friend,not perfect,but tr ue. "Tears r d silent language of "LOVE" when the tears come with reason means u got some problem,but when tears come without any reason means u r mising SOMEONE. 'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost. So when someon e spends it for u, it defines the depth of care they have 4 you!! ;-? What is Globalisation? DIANA'S DEATH... Because an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch driver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian paparaz i on Japaneese bikes,treated by Portugese doctor with Brazilian medicine. This s ms is sent by an Indian genius on a Finland phone smuggled by a Pakistani via Ne pal.Again this is read by an INDIAN WHO LOOKS LIKE AFRICAN TRIBAL WITH MONGOLIAN SMILE.....! Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Oh.. Oru Good night Parayan Ethra Neram"Q" nilkkanam...gu ecstasy,i wish u yrs dat me rrily rol by,and ur life be the truth of a sweet fantasy. What are the Students studying in Pakistan? BE- Bomb Engineering M.B.B.S- Member of Bomb Blasting Society IIT- International Institute of Terrorism CAT- Career in Alqueda & Taliban MTech- Masters in Terror Technology LLB- Learning Licence of Bomb blasting Msc- Missile Science Bsc- Bio weapon Science He Cam, I Kpt Lukin At Him. He Smild, Yet I Kpt Quiet. He Bgan 2 spk, I Din Listen. He Bgan 2 Leav, Den i Shoutd... Sir Attendance!! . ?? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ?? ? ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?? ? ? Onnum manasilayilla alle? Aru chodichalum GAFOOR KA ?? ?? ?? ? ? ?? Onnum pedikkanda DOSTH ennu paranja mathi.

Sardar visitd a chinese frnd in hosptal. sardr:how r u ? Chineseman(wakesup &cried):"chang chu cheng ping jong chi.."afte

r dialog he fel on bed & died. Sardr thinks dat dialog s his "last desire". Sardr visited chinese teacher &translated his dialog.- "Oxygen tubil chavittinil kathe maari nilkadaa..!! Malayalam version of windowsXP launchd as JANALUKAL XP. Some commands usd in that Save-rakshikkoo save as-angane rakshikku save all-ellarem rakshikku paste-ottikkoo run-odoo cut-vettoo search-thappoo new-puthan help-sahayikkoo exit-purathu podey open-thurakkadey tools-aayudhangal recycle bin-kuppathotti.. _!_ H 6 ! N p o o 6 6 N ! l ! W S d 3 3 >l . CONFUSED..? Turn ur mobile upside down & read it again.. Chanjadi aadi urangu nee..cherinjadi adi urangu nee..chanju cherinju malarnu kam izhnnu engane engilum onnu urangi pandaradangu... "A fool can ask more number of questions than that a wise man is able to answer" No wonder why we remain speechless during the "VIVA"!!.. Fact of Life:If a gal cries..der may b 1000 reasons.. But if a boy cries..der is only a reason.. "A GIRL" .....ONLY A GIRL....... Frndship is Not HISTORY to forget Not MATHS to calculate Not LANGUAGE to translate Its only d chemistry that reacts between hearts. Just imagine life without GIRLS..... Great results markets silent streets empty the police at rest ALL mobile companies in loss NO SMS NO flowers NO valentine's NO candles NO perfumes NO travelling

No charm on bed ALL THE boys direct to Heaven... Bin laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him "I have 4 apples, How can i divide among 5 children?" He answered : "KILL one CHILD" Those who make U smile;Thank Them. Those who make U cry;tolerate them with smile But those who make u smile with tears in eyes;care 4 them lifelong. If tym Slips away Witout an sms Frm me U dnt hv 2 wory Abt our frndshp Coz feeli ns Byond words Vl always Keep me R O A you U D N Hav a nice evng Sheela Nazeerinodu: inganathe varthamanam paranjal engane thengathirikkum. Nazeer: ha,ha. mandippenne oru thenga thirikkanano ithra prayasam. Wen flood comes Fish eat ants... When flood goes down ants eat fishes.. TIME MATTERS.. Just hold on & let time pass by God give chance 2 everyone.. Sardar went 2textile shop& said I want a curtaincloth4 my computr.salesman wonde red& askd curtaincloth 4 a comptr? Sardar:I installed windows in my comptr! Oru bike, parannuvanna oru kuruviye idichu. abodhavasthayilaya kuruviye bIkukara n koottiladachu. bodham vanna kuruvi "Thalle JAILA,daivame bikukaran chatho? In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.. Please pass this sms. A 19 year boy need money 4 urgent case. Please recharge with Rs-10 to the no-*** *******. Company agreed 2 give Rs-6.50 for every recharge. So plz plz recharge and 4wad t o all. Fwd to all Plz dial the no and u will have a magic +41445804650 . AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE.%-) Njan povukaya, kurachu divasam koodi kazhinjal ennennekumayi vida parayum.. Onnu chodichotte? .

Ishtamayirunno enne? By *2009* (for end of december only) Teachr: If U hv 12 Chocolates & u giv 5 to SONAL, 4 to NEHA & 3 to TINA den wat wil U hv Now? Shami: 3 New Galfrndz!!..... Being a good prsn is like being a goal keeper-no matter how many goals we save , people'll remember only the ones we missed....thats Truth of life! Friendship is nt loving a perfect friend,but loving a friend perfectly..it does nt hav a happy end.. Bcoz it simply does nt end..! By performing the integral of the inter-planetary displacements over the total l imits of the universe,and taking the quasical differentiation in the time-space plane (limit : time t -> 0 at infinite relative distance), and by astronomical observation of the radiation frequency (taking static square plane on earth surface as reference) of emissions from the sun and Alpha Centauri,I have arrived at this conclusion: Today is sunday Gud morning :o A for Apple B for Big apple C 4 Cheriya apple D 4 Double apple E 4 Eniyoru apple F for First paranjille aa apple! By LKG Gundas. >> Life is difficult Full of troubles, sorrows, pains... But if U fall down Just stand up Be confident & Say . "aarum kandilla" Distance nvr separates any relat'n,Time nvr builds any relat'n, If feelings r true from heart, Then Frnds r always Frnds 4ever... Good friends are like a pair of scissors joint together often moving in opposite direction, Yet punishing whoever comes in between... Birds dat live besides a lake wil fly away wen d lake dries up. But d lotus dat grows in d same lake wil die with d lake. That's d commitment of true relation.. . Clasrooms r just like trains! 1st two benchs r executive coaches(only vip sit thr) middle two r general compartment n last two r sleeper coaches... (...) V will 1 day qualify 2 do anythin wid knowing nothin.. Be Proud 2 be an EN GINEER!! 1day wud come wen u wud walk thru the large gate,on the lonely white path with d

ry leaves dancing in air,trees swaying in the breeze.. away from the place where once love was made..smiles shared..hearts broken..tears spilled.Passing out,u w ud feel the essence of unknown emotions...then wen u step into ur lonely classro om with time 2 spare, only memories wud b there with you.u wud realize that HEAV EN WAS HERE, just years before.. Enjoy COLLEGE LIFE... PP too >> Friendship is silent gift of nature. "More old more strong.." "More deep more clear." "More close more warm." "Less words more understanding." Jayan SuperHit Movies on HBO1.UncleWar (????????) 2.EyeDadySon (?????????????) 3.RunningArmy (????????) 4.BlockLine (????) 5.StickShaking (?????????).. Friendship is nt loving a perfect friend,but loving a friend perfectly..it does nt hav a happy end.. Bcoz it simply does nt end..! You get really angry when your parents ask these 5 questions 1.Entha late aayath ?..... 2.Ninakku enthina ippo kashu ?..... 3.Aaroda Phonil ithreyum samsarikunath ?.. 4.Enthina ingane karangi nadakkunath ?...... . 5.Ninakku aa "Beedi"ye kandu padichudey ? ,,Pu!w hw u! q shemle ll!m n pue hldaap os noh ss!w l,, . "Confusion??? Turn ur phone up side down 2 read.... really interesting... Feel good when somebody miss you... Feel better when somebody loves u... But feel best when somebody never forgets u... In this world God made few sweet hearts. Among them he made some sweeter hearts. Among them he made 1 sweetest heart. . Adhu ninte alla, enteya!! Who is Hindu? Who is Muslim? There is ALI in DiwALI & RAM in RAMzan. Help INDIA to make UNITY & Fight against Terrorism. Send to all Indians

Jai Hind.. Send this to al & see wat number they put for u! 1-U r nothing to me 2-U r a cute cute friend 3-U r my frnd but i wish v were more close 4-I like u very much 5-I wana b ur close frnd 6-I care 4 u 7-I would luv 2 b ur fan 8-I love u 9-I want 2 be in ur life forever. 10- i am your enemy. 1st tell me... LOVE <----? LOVE <---? LOVE <---? LOVE<---? LOV<---? LO<---? L<---? <---? . FRIEND <---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? Hey see: That is the power of friendship. A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A

A A A A A A A AAAAchi... sorry for disturbance. continue ur work. R u free now? Whn u get time call me. I need 2 talk 2 u abt somthng personal . . . . . . . Arabian sea is 4 sale. Shall v both buy it....? "Luck is not in your hands. But work is in your hands.." "Your work can make luck But Luck can't make your work.." Do the best.. Why do v close our EYES ? wen v PRAY, wen v CRY, wen v DREAM, wen v MISS someone ? bcoz d most BEAUTIFUL t hings in life r not seen but felt by d HEART..... The best love quote ever heard: "I will remember her nt as the one who broke my heart, bt as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart.." Lokathile 3 sathyangal: 1) Navu kondu muzhuvan pallum thodan pattilla. . 2) Ithu kettal udan chila mandanmar onnu try cheyum. . 3) Pinne chirikkum.... A boy wrote Luv letter wid BLOOD 2 a Medical girl & said Khat ka jawab Zarur dena, Girl replied: Blood group B+ Haemoglobin 8gm, Sugar-120 Staying far never breaks relation staying near never builds relation. Its a link between hearts which never allow us to forget each other. Sardar is Driving his Bicycle Fastly. Suddenly A Bus Came Opp To Him. Sardar Ang rily askd The Bus Driver"Ninacku chavan ente cycle mathrame kittiyullo....?" Share a heart which never breaks, Have a smile which never hurts, Give a touch w hich never pains, Maintain a Friendship which never ends. Hey see this magic. Press down

. . . Pothu pole valarnnu. Ipolum magic kananirikua... Kazhutha.. Really you are... Marvellous Affectionate Noble Noughty Unique Natural Nice & Inteligent . In shortly You are a M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a silent smile always!! In KBC-2 Shahrukh asked me the final question "Who is the biggest fool in the wo rld?". I dropped 2 crores but didn't tell your name. Thatz friendship... 8-> Keep the smile, leave the tear. Think of joy, forget the fear. Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Be joyous & Be happy 4 ever.... Have a nice day, take care. Generaly v believe our Memory is Weak But somtimes wen v want 2 forget some1 who m v Loved n needed a lot,then v begin 2 realise hw Powrfl our Memory is!! Six Things know abt U...! 1. You are a special person with a wonderful Heart.. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. enough !! Only 1 joke per day..! Get up all u lazy people n do somethin 4 d nation.. . Oh sory it was u?? You go back & sleep... That wil be beter 4 d nation... Shut down ur eyes. Log on some memories. Download some dreams. Save some joy. Delete all ur sorrows.

Have a nice sleep... "GUD NI8" What is the difference between Problem, Talent & Luck. . 2Boys lov 1 girl =Problem... . 1Boy lov 2girls = Talent... . 2girls lov 1boy = Luck... SUPPLI ANTHEM. Hum honge all pass, hum honge all pass, hum honge all pass ek din. OOOOH likthe hai bakwaas, university pe hai vishwaas. hum honge all pass ek din. In In In In In Urdu 'Zharas badhloon' Jappaneese 'pnuso fhzari' Chineese ' nikmdo miagusi ' French 'wasisde le mphie' Malayalam 'Onnu nannayikkode?'

Dog likes BONE Elephant likes BANANA Ant likes SUGAR cow likes PINNAKKU & kazhutha likes . what? Onnu parayu, Ninaku entha ishtam? .--I"""""""""""'"I / - I I "-O-'""""'O"O"--" Lorry ayakkunnu. sms undenkil kayattividuka.... Teacher 2 a studnt"A=B, B=C, So A=C." Now tell me an exampl just like dat. Stdnt: sir, I LOVE U, U LOVE UR DAUGHTER, SO I LOVE UR DAUGHTER... No one ever won a game of Chess by betting only on each forward moves. Sometimes you hav to move backward to get a better step foward.!! GoodDay..! U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u, but u'll always be special to me. Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands. But wen u learn 2 share i t,u wil realize how big & precious it is. Be happY always.

Thalle, neram irutti keta. Ini nammalayit wish cheythilannu venda Dey appi oru polappan "kood night" Ketodey! A very nice msg frm my collection.."Two of my friends were arguing as who is dea r to me.. . I was smiling silently thinking of U..." Speaking without egos, loving without intentions, caring without expectations, praying without selfishness is the sign of true relations... Each day i meet sum1 new,but never find another u.The world is full of people it s true,yet no 1ever equals as friend likes u... Whenevr U feel 97% Lonely 47% Bored 32% angry 96% sad, or even 29%confused Don't wory.. Just put those numbrs 2gthr n make a call, i'l b bside u my FRIEND GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectv type . Sample ques. Q. Wats d soln of 2+2=? a)4 b)four c)IV d)4.0 . Moral: Engg is Still tough... College Student's 1.Normal heart ECG _,-._/l_,-._/,_,-._/, . 2.ECG when semester xams r goin on _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l . & when results r announced ____________ I Called You 5 Time But The Line Is Busy, So Please Come Outside. Iam Standing Outside Your Home. . My Name Is "moon". I Just Came To Say "Good night"

Oru Yugam njan, Thapasirunnu, Onnu kanuvan.. . "1" . Kannu niraye Kandallo.Ini kandilla, kettilla ennu parayaruthu. Njan innale oru swapnam kandu. Njanum neeyum mathram oru gardanilude odunnu. Nja n munpilum nee purakilum. Backgroundil vodaphoninte musicum. ;-( This post has been edited by Beedi KumaraN: 14 September 2009 - 03:58 PM Love punchapaadam Posted Image www.PunchaPaadam.com PP Facebook 0 + Report Icon Report 2 Pages + 1 2 ? Start New Topic Add Reply Add Reply Other Replies To This Topic #2 User is offline Nokkukutti Add as Friend PM this member Group: TOP Member Posts: 1,314 Joined: 23-December 08 Reputation: 1 Neutral Posted 14 September 2009 - 04:01 PM thanks beedi kumaran... too good "mridu evide undo avide sneham undu" mridu 0 Report Icon Report crazy mridu

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Nice sleep dat v get on d day jst b4 d xams... D hapines in comng 2clas on a strike... Msgs send in clas... Chits v pass... Eyes searchng 4a gud girl... D dedicatn 4arangng a velamadi party... Al dis... Hapines&sorrows... These colurful days vil nt come back... bt vil bring a tear n joy wen v thnk abt it!.. HAPPY FINAL YEAR... Tension hapens in brain & love is felt in heart. Den Y do people get heart atack wen dey r in tension? & Y people get mad wen they in luv? Think. . . . . . . . . ' ' . :***+*+***: : **++@++**: :***+*+***: ' . . ' ' ' ' ' ' ' HPY ONM Never Blame a day in ur life . good days give u happiness . Bad day gives u expe rience . Both are essential in life! all are god's blessings! have a nice day. Our friendship has become our "HABIT". Even if u take out H, 'a bit' remains. Ta ke out A, still 'bit' remains.Finally take out B,still 'it' remains!! Gud ni8:-) Sun is switched off.star is switched on.blue sky goes out.black sky comes in.SO A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IS WAITING 4 U.ENJOY IT. GOOD NIGHT 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car srdr1- what wil u do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Srdr2- dont worry. I have one more Paathirakkili... Varu Palkadal kili... "ONAM"ayithaa... "THIRUVONAM"ayithaa... Paadiyaadi Vaa... Pular medirangi Vaa... Poovu nulli Vaa... Malarkaaviloode Vaa... Aaghoshikku ee "ONAM"... Aaswadhikkoo Oro Nimishavum... Oraayiram Onashamsakalode... Malayalimanasukalude snehathinteyum aikyathinteyum pratheekamayi, aiswaryathinte yum samrudhiyudeyum niravumayi, nanma niranja puthan pratheekshakalumayi 'Thiruv onam' veendum vannethi. Hridayam niranja thiruvonashamsakal. . . . "O"rumayute "N"anmayute "A"ghoshathinte "M"alayali yute Swantham "ONAM"

Wish you all a happy ONAM.. """ """ ,/\, ISH YOU ____/\_ ___

""" __ """ APPY ___ "" ___ **ONAM** 2 my dr & ur family I asked for 1 flower, u gav me a boque I askd 4 sm water, u gav me a river I askd u a feather, u gav me a peacock . "CHEVI KELKOOLLA ALLE" gud nyt Making a million frenz is nt a miracle, d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a millions r against u. What is 143 ? I Love U No I Hate U No I Miss U No I Wish U No 143 Means: One Hundred & Forty Three.. Silence on lips may avoid many problems. But, smile on lips may solve all the problems. So always have a sweet, silent smile! We smile at someone we like.. We cry at someone who cares us.. We laugh at whom we can enjoy.. And,we fight nd anger with those whom we consider,as our own.. I live by faith not by sight....So whether i c u or not.....Talk 2 u or not.... I know dat u r still d same, a precious frnd worth keepin till d end. Care for the one who shares with you, share with the one who knows you,know the one who misses you, but don't mis the ONE who always REMEMBERS YOU... Give your ear to the thoughts of great people... "You see things and say:why.? But i dream of things that never were,and say: why not?" -bernad shaw "Good looks catch the eyes but Good character catches the heart. U r blessed wit h both".Don't say thanks.It was sent 2 me,i just wanted u 2 read it! Cool...:-) PRINCIPLS OF STUDENT LIF -Luv ur bed,its ur templ

-Relax in d day,so dat u can sleep at nit -Buks r holy,so dnt tuch em -Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng,sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is helthy So leav it 4 d sick people! G'nyt dear. Friends r like crayons they colour our lives.. I may not b ur favourite colour b t hope u ll need me some where to complete ur picture..!! If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be, dont wish to be s omeone else because u are so wonderful the way you are! ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. But there is On ly One TODAY.. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You GUD NYT "Dont expect yourFRIEND to be a perfect person" But, "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person" Thats true friendship. She saw me... I kept lukin at her... She smild, Yet i kept quiet. She began 2 speak... I didnt listen & thn, she began 2 leave... I thn shoutd.. . . Miss "attendance"... G'nyt dear! Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Comes ALONE Kai niraye kadavumay. Muttam niraye palisakkarumay Keesayil kallukudikkan polum cash illatha samayathavan veendumethi. MAVELI.. Advanced " Happy ONAM ". When people see me messaging, they think i'm addicted 2 msging. They r wrong bco s they dont know that, it's ur nice relationship that i'm addicted 2.. ########## # Dn't opn dis # # for 3 days # ##########

. Anusarana pande illallo, OK go ahead.. . HAPPY ONAM . Remember I greeted u 1st. Samruthiyudeyum Samadhanathinteyum Aiswaryathinteyum pratheekamayi, Manasil orupadu pratheekshayum ayi,veendum oru ONAM varavayi. "HAPPY ONAM" $trs r sn 2gether,yet they r so far apart-like frieds may not speak everyday,but rem ember they r always linked hrt 2 hrt. Everyone Likes Boiled Egg Bcoz Its Boneless And I Like u Bcoz ur Brainless!! Ha..Ha..Ha..Felt bad? Cum'on yaar,Its just a . Fact!!Ha!Ha! "Of all d colors,red travl da most Likewise, of al emotions, love can travel any long distance and tuch each others heart So it is said The color of love is red Ente Pinnil 100kanakinu Alukal Ore Lekshyathinayi Ore Manasode Aninirannu Nilkuk ayanu. Evide Jathiyilla Mathamilla Akeyullathu VEERYAM Mathram. . I m At bevarage shop. Fact of life: "whom u dont need today, u will need them tomorrow. Whom u neglect today, will never again accept u tomorrow" value the relationship.. ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. But there is Only One TODAY.. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You Sardargi goes 4an interview 4 a dectectiv post ! Interviewr: Who killed Gandhi? Srdr:Thanks sir ! 4 the job . sir I'll start investigation 2day. PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE -Luv ur bed,its ur temple -Relax in d day,so dat u can sleep at nite -Books r holy,so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng,sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is healthy So leave it 4 d sick people! LEAVES don't jst FALL frm tree. CLOUDS don't jst FORM in sky. ANGELS don't jst C OME DOWN frm heavn & I don't jst SMS any1 unless dey r SPECIAL.

DREAMS are the best part of life... If you miss Sleep... U miss the best part Of Life.. So its already LATE.. Go to bed Catch Good Sleep. Gud ni8 'n swt dreams. U ARE SAD, I AM SAD, . U ARE HAPPY, I AM HAPPY, . YOU CRY, I CRY, . U DIE... . athu palliyil poiparanjal mathi... Mistakes r not a Crime!! If U can Rectify them, they r the Key 2 Success... Eg: God Created U!! So What? He, Rectified his Mistake by Creating ME... Every1 wants 2 be the Sun,dat lights up ur life.. Bt i wud rather be ur Moon,so dat i can shine on u during ur darkest hour, wen ur Sun isnt around u... Sum reasons make d relationship precious bt only precious relationship r made wi th no reason like FRIENDSHIP... Yesterday I decided 2 commit suicide.. I went near D railway track, @ that time I felt my mobile vibrate.. it was a msg frm u.. after I read it I decided 2 live ..!! U R really an inspiration 4 me.. WEN useless fools like U R stil alive, why should I die..?? :( I"m sending a pillow of happy thoughts To create wonderful dreams,a blanket of c are to warm u all night & a prayer to protect u Untill morning. GuD NyT ()". ."( MATHS MAGIC 13837 x ur age x 73 = ? Just try it. You will be getting an interest ing result. Just try & forward to UR friends... Gudngt... My sweetest memory "our meeting".My biggest sadness "de distance".My biggest hop e "i will c u soon".My strongest prayer "our relationship continu 4ever".gud nit S M S S M S S M S SMS S M S S M S S M S S-Sweet

M-Morning S-Starts now... " Have a nice day''. Old friends pass away , new friends appear. It's just like the days. An old day passes , a new day arrives. The important thing Is to make it meaningful : a mea ningful friend or a meaningful day. Life doesnt give u d people u want. Instead it gives u the ones u need- 2teach u , 2hurt u, 2love u & 2 make u exactly d way u should be d best...... Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... If god gives me 24hrs b4 death, i'll spend 23:55 mins with u, & in d last 5 mins, i'll press ur neck... frndz na,lets go 2gther Gud nite... Friends are Like Street Lights along d road.. They dont make d distance any shor ter,But dey Light up d Path and make d Walk Worthwhile.. Gud Mrng.. Mssgng costs: 1997-4Rs 1999-2Rs 2000-1Rs 2005-50ps 2007-10ps 2008-free Pinnentha? oru message ayakkan njan loan eduthu tharano...? Seconds of introduction. Minutes of attraction.Hours of discussion. Days of inte raction. Years of satisfaction makes frndship a strong construction.. Its meAningles in expecting ur pArtner 2 b of ur kind coz you cant hold their ri ght hAnd in your right hAnd to wAlk together..! Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam . "YESUVE STHOTHRAM... HALELUYA. Ya alla... Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans.- bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" like U. Sum frnds r lk brain, beliv thm nd obey thm, they wl led u in d rt path..

Sum r lik eyes, so senstve nd care needed, bt if u gv thm dat, they wl show u nw beauties f lif nd add sum light to it.. Bt thr r sum othrs who r lik heart, in norml u may nt r cgnis their prsnce, bt whn a crisis arose, they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr.. Try to find a l f these around u. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt, but 2 know who cares enough 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. In future, How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? Its Simple . I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes, When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means, F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry, No Thanks D= Dear just as You. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg. But with Egg Biriyani we dont get Chicken. So we conclude that, Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu. Hence proved.. :o NDTV BREAKING NEWS..! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Local SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more. Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night... Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. Friend asked wat R U doin? Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY". LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, But Do the same work, one takes the heart and other takes its Beats. Gud nit.. If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be, don't wish to be someone else..

Because you are wonderful the way you are.. Gud Day..:-) Friends should be like Zero's. Yes, when u add they r same, when u subtract they r same, when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY..! Happines cant b found at d end of d road. It is experiencd along the way. So tak e d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day.!.. Gush nite. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born n stops only whn . V enter exam hall :D Don't hurt anyone. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove? ? ?? ??? U just sit on the s tove and see, Then u wil know y it jumps... A cup of Hellos, A Plate of Crispy Wishes, A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success... Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely... "Ne aarada thendi.." "Adichu ninte shape maattum" . Ennee hit naadakangalku sesham Poonjar Navadhara avatharipikunna Naadakam "valicheriyu ninte onaka mobile" 3 people wnt 2 heaven. God stood at d gate,told there s only 1 place, others mus t go 2 hell. 1st: i am a priest spreaded ur msg 2world, workd4 peace. 2nd:i am a Doctor,saved lives. 3rd: i am an engineering student. Heaven door opened. Student got shockd. God:do nt say anything my son! U were in hell for 4 years! Now its time 4 rest...get in. Reporter to tin2: "What's the main reason for divorce?" "Marriage!" The biggest mystery of Mathematics: Thousands of years have passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulas made, But still.... 'x' is unknown! God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So,if u find urself in a mess that's impossible 2 resolve, take it as a compliment- god thinks u can do it!

M.D : I give you driver job. Starting salary two thousand. Sardar : Oh wow! u r great sir. starting salary is ok. how much is driving salary? MD :?? A Relation is Not How Long We have Been 2gthr... Not How Much We Give Or Take.. Not How Many Times We Talk.. Its All About How We Value Each Other! "Past is experience". "Present is experiment". "Future is expectation". Put ur experience in ur experiment make expectation come true... Wonderful Combinations in this World.. Heart & beats. Night & Moon. Music & Songs. Roses & Love. Fish &Water. My costly message & ur free smile.! "Missing a good friend in life is equal to cheating our life by ourself. So neve r miss good friends at any cost till the end of your life"... I love LOVE... Love is sweetest love is softest love is elixir of life love is one dat pours shower of hope in despair. . Love expands as L-largest, o-overflowing, v-virtue of, e-espirit. :-) Sun Is Upset.. . Moon Is Happy... . Y..? . Bcoz.. . Sun Is Missing U N Moon Is Going 2b Vth U. "Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears."never miss them.." Adyamai kandath ormayundo? . Adymai mindiyath ormayundo? . Adyamai pinaghiyath ormayundo? . " SANTHOSH BRAHMI " Kazhikoo ormakkum budhikum uthamam.

Amason kaattil 3 AANA Vellam kudikkunnu Gujarathil Gir vanathil 2 Simham iraye pidikkunnu . Evide Keralathil Oru "KAZHUTHA" kuthiyirunn SMS Vayikkunnu... 3men travelin in a car,1drank 1peg, 2nd 2 pegs ,3rd 3pegs. Dey met wit an aciden t & only 3rd survived Y?... . Dats Darwin's law:Survival of d FITTEST!! What is Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams! CHEMICAL JOKE: Al electrons were in a party. Protons attacked them. A Hero saves them! Electrons asked "WHO R U?" Hero said, . "BOND, COVALANT BOND!! . Seven is a great number. Because Seven colours make RAINBOW Seven swara makes MUSIC, Seven days make a WEEK, and seven letters make FRIENDS. Absence can make d heart grow fonder & d urge 2 meet stronger... But too long an absence can fade d memory... Dats y i say keep in touch... There is always a Hope & an End. It depends on u,How u deal with them. U can look at it as a Hopeless End or an Endless Hope. Exam postponed due to CAT. . Tom and jerry cartoon'il tom jerry'ude kai odichu. Athu

kondu jerry'ude exam mattivachu. Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all important, doing the best is all that matters!!! 'If I have eight hours to cut down a tree, I spend six hours to sharpen my axe' -Abraham Lincoln "Plan ur works" ! 'Achieve victory'. Hard work is like a cup of milk. Luck is just like a spoon of sugar. GOD always gives sugar to those who have a cup of milk.. Der is a vry vry tall coconut tree, & ther r 4 animals. King Kong, Ape, Orangutan & a monkey. Dey hav a competition 2 c who is d fastest animal 2 climb up d tree & get d banana. Who do u guess will win? Ur ans wil reflect ur personality.. Scroll down to see d analysis. If ur ans is Orangutan-U r so dull/stupid . Ape-U r Foolish . Monkey-U r an Idiot . King Kong-U r stupid . U Know Y?? . U fool,bcoz a coconut tree doesn't ve banana... Sardar Hotel'il: Ee Flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum? Waiter: 5 Glass kollum Sardar: Ennaal 2katten, 1without, 2with sugar. vegam... G0D Created G00D-Heart, U Got

it.. He Created G00D-Brain, U Got it.. He Created a G00D-Face, U Got it.. He Created a G00DFriend,But this time I Got it! A last ball six, a last bal wkt, a last min goal, a lst min move often wins d game. Dat's y studnts r stll confidnt dat a last hour study can win an exm.. 5 points tht prve "U r an ENGINEER " 1)Unnecessary talk on phone 2)Plan each day to study but end of the day-"Kal se padka". 3)U hav all the data but u work one day b4 the dead line. 4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwarding this msg to your friends. 5)On each point U smiled,bcoz its true. "Sometimes what you want isn't always what u get, but in the END what u get is s o much BETTER than what u WANTED." Hope u have the best.. Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all important, doing the best is all that matters!!! The worst thing in life is''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts when you lose it.The best thing in life is''LONEL INESS'' because it teaches you everything & when you lose it,you will get everything.. Walkin thro our relationship at times, U may not see me! Dont think i hav left u! . I just choose to walk bhnd u.. so tat i can kick u if u ever 4get me!!! Kalathinte kuthozhukkil maraviyude maaraala pidikkathe...

Manassil kedaa vilakkayi kaathu sookshikkum njaan ennum nin sauhrudham PRINCIPLS OF STUDNT LIF -Luv ur bed,its ur temple -Relax in d day,so dat u can sleep at nite -Buks r holy,so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel lik studyng,sit down n wait til dat feelin goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyng is healthy,So leave it 4d sick Kumble starts raising his bat on 40 runs! Sachin asks him, Its not a 50 or100? Kumble replies...ONLY Engineer can undrstand difficulty of scoring 40..!! The clouds may cover the sun, but we know that the sun never forgets to shine.Just like u, We might not see ea ch other but u always shine in my Heart. 2 yr old Child was trying to write. Father- son wat r u doin? Sonwriting to my friend. Father- do u know how to write? Child- no .. So wat.. my friend also doesnt know how to read.. This is friendship..! Even scribling becomes sacred, Dot becomes diamond..! if its through friend... Beeraane Patti Odichu. Odi thalaranna Beeraan:"PANDARAM"!! Sim Card Airtel-nte Anallo Ittathu, Pinnentha Vodafoninte Network Pinnale Varunnathu? Some promises are always Unbroken, Some memories are always Unwritten, Feel the magic of true relation & U will know that Real Feelings are always Unspoken.

How will u destroy a submarine full of sardars at the bottom of d indian ocean? . Just knock on the door, one of them will surely open it! Try dis its really different.... DiZ Math's tEst can prEdict ur favourite IDOL..try it without looking at d answer! Pick 1 fav no from 1 - 9 den use dat no x3 n den +3 den x3 again..u'l get a 2 di git no. Add the 2 no n find ur IDOL below.. . 1. Einstein 2. Kamal hassan 3. Dr. APJ 4. Tom Cruise 5. Bill gates 6. Gandhiji 7. Super star 8. Hitler 9. KUMARAN(cafeteria) 10. Aamir Khan Thank u very much 4 ur choice! The truth finally comes out... Good relations dont need any promises, terms or conditions. it just need two wonderful people "one who can trust and one who can understand. . If 007 is James Bond, Who is 111? Try.....try..... Its Simple.... . Its also James Bond, in Binary Form! We're Engineers,think different! Rememberence Is d Sweetest Flower In d Garden Of Frndship. A Frnd Is a Person Who Never Thinks Of d Last 3 Letters Of d Word "FRIEND" Select any 1 of d number which will show d reality of our friendship.

00 91 93 41 40 70 01 98 19 Hey its true coz its taken frm psychology book. Reply is must .. .. 00-u love me 91-u hate me 93-u care for me 41-u like Me 40-im in ur heart 70-im ur swtst 1 01-im ur life 98-im ur dearfrnd 19-nthng between u n me ~~_~~_~MAY ~_~the~_~~_~ ~_~~_~cold ~_~air~_~bring~_~ ~_~my~_~sweet~_~ ~_~voice~_~~_~ telling u good night... (""-..-"""-. !!!!==== I = = = =(::: ) (,,,-..___.'` I send This guitar 2 play a song 4 u. Hv a sweet & melodious sleep Three ways to catch a tiger, 1.Newtons Law:Allow the tiger to catch u then u catch the tiger. 2.Einstein's Law : chase the tiger until the tiger become tired then u catch the tiger. 3.Indian Police Method : Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger. MANICHITHRATHAZHU MALABAR VERTION Hamsa : Pathumma ijj ippo Beevathoonu sari bangan ponda. Pathu:Enthappo oalkku sari bengan njammalum poyalu?

Hamsa :annodalley dee paranjathu hamukkey ijju ippo pondanu. Pathu: Eyy appo njammaley vidoolla lley.. DA KALLA SUVARE ENTHADA NJAMMAL KOODE POYAL?DA ANNE KONNU.. ANTE CHORA MUYUKEN K UDICHU NJAMMALU OPPANA Hamsa: Pathu: Hamsa: KALIKKUM. CHEE nirthadee Pahachee. ika njanmmal eppo entha paranjathu. OLEKKED MOOD..

The rain may covr d sun, But d sun nvr 4gts 2 shine. Jus lik v might nt spk ech othr evryday, Bt u alwys shine in my Heart as my Gud Frnd... Dis is a miracle happened recently at Pune. A boy (Vishal) & gal (Janavi) lved sincerely. Dey used 2 chat i n mobile 4 hrs. In order 2 reduce d expenses both got same network sim. D guy went abroad 4a mnt h due 2 his work. D gal died in an accident. D gal last wish was 2 bury her along wid her mobile. Den dey put d mobile in it n left. After a mnth d guy called d girl's mom n said, "Aunty, I'll b coming 2morow, I want dis 2 b a surprise, so dont tell Jaanu displayd "Jaanu calling". He puts t mobile in loud speaker. It ws clearly found Jaanu's voice. Thn thy realized tht t girl was usin g hutch sim. Werevr u go d network follows. Thanks 4 wasting 2mins 4 reading dis sms. Pandu kargil yudham nadakunna kalam.indian campil ake 4 patalakarum pak campil 5 patalakarum matrama nu baaki.yudham tudarumbol iru campukalileyum 3 patalakar veetam kolkappedunnu.angine indian cam pil 1 sanikanum pak campil 2 sainikarum matram avaseshikunnu.pak sainikar indian sainikanu nere kutchu.indsainikante kayyil avaseshichirunnatu 1 bullet matram.pakshe ayalude kayil oru kathiyundayirunnu.atu tokinu munnil vachu randu kashmamaki ayal randu pak sainik areyum

kollunnu.angine santoshichirike oru truck'l pak senayude putiya sainikar vannira ngi.pedichu viranda indian sainikan avide ninnu jeevanum kondodi.odiyodi ayal jammuvilethi.p inneyumodi.punjab sikim tudangiya stalangalil ethi.ksheenichavasanaya patalakaran oralchuvatil iru nnu.vallatha visappu.totu munpil oru cheriya ketidam.hotelanennu karuti ayal a barber shopil kayari. 'ENTUNDU KAZHIKAN' 'CUTINGUM SHAVINGUM' 'RANDUM ORO PLATE PORATE' hahaha..;-) I'm sory 2say dis.V r no mre frnz.Don't ask me wat wrong U've dun.I'v had enough.Its al ovr. Don't contct me evr again.i thot V wer Best frnz.I likd & trustd u. How cud U? :-( . . NB: sms frm tintumon of UKG-A to chinjumol of UKG-B aft tintumon's watr botle's adapp was found in chinjumol's ba g! Magic: Think a number from 3 to 9. Multiply that no by 3. Add 5 to it. Subtract that no by 12. Then close ur eyes . Iruttayirikkum..# correctalle.?

U can b a doctr & sav livz, a lawyr & defnd lives, a soldir & protct lives. but y 2 play wid others Life? simply b an Engg. & screw up ur own Life... Check out the new 3D message below.. . . . "DDD"

When emotions play their role,Heart cries & whn heart cries it doesnt makes any sound & the person who listen dat unmade sou nd is called a True Frnd.. Evry ni8 in my drmz... . i c u... . i feel u... . ammayodu paranjapol amma paranju... . Prarthichitu kidannal mathi, chathante shalyam undavillaannu... There is only 1 difference btween dream n aim. Dream requires effortless sleep whereas aim requires sleeples efforts. sleep 4 dreams n wake up 4 aims Excellent Words by Dr.Abdul Kalam.. ''Dream is Not that What U See in Sleep.. Dream is The Thing Which Does Not allow you to sleep"... The biggest loss in life- tears in someone's eyes bcos of u.. And d biggest achievement of lifetears in someone's eyes for u... Close ur eyes & think about urself ur face ur style ur nature ur looks Now open ur eyes, thatz enough Horror for one day.. A smile is the light in ur window that tells others that there is a caring,sharing person inside. "Gud Relations dn't need any promises,any terms or condition... It just need 2wonderful ppl.. It's not u.

It's not me. It's simply WE." Engg: Oceanful of syllabus Riverful we study Pondful we understand Bucket ful we remember Mugful we write Handful we practice But-marks come in droplets Those who really luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday, unseen&unheard.. Still near..Still loved..Still missed & still felt.. Mistakes are painful when they happen.But years later a collection of mstakes is called experience.It was a great experience knowing u! When sardar experimenting a Cockroach. He cut 1of its legs and told to walk. The Cockroach began moving slowly. He continu ed this till all legs were cut. Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the infer ence: If all the legs of a Cockroach were cut, it loses its ability to hear.!! When u r alone, remmbr me i am WAITIN 4 u. wen u can't smile, trust me i can make u laugh. But wen u r in a crowd of friends, remmbr i'm ALONE..! FACTS OF LIFE 1. Wen u dial a wrong no., u wil nevr get an engd tone. 2. D chances f meetin some1 u knw increases wen u r wit some1 u dont wanna b see n wit. 3. Hw much u want 2 study s always inversly proportionl 2 d time left 4 d xams. 4. U dont knw d real value f a person wen he/ she s wit u. dats life.. Med & Engg principals argued that their student's are

fearless. Med collg princy asked his student's to jump into a sea full of sharks .They said OK & jumped. Med princy: "see the guts." Engg collg princy called the student's & told to jump.They said "poda pullae" Engg princy : "see the guts!" It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat V use in 1 xam.Join us 2 sav trees"SAY NO EXAMS"! Forward it 2 all gud studn ts. STOP EXAMS! SAVE TREES! Hum! Neeyingane vayanokki nadanno Chunayullavar cheythathu arinjille? Kottayath oru patti 45 pere kadichu. Venda, nee onnu kurachu kandal mathiyarunnu. Have you ever Thanked your friends for their Smiles.? Their Hellos.? Their Taps at your back.? Their way of Calling your name.? All these are small things but Easiest form to Express Deep Love.! Imagine your friends Never doing that anymore could you Bear it.? 'Small things usually go Unnoticed, but in Reality, they're the ones that Keep Us Going' So this message goes to All My Friends saying.. "THANK YOU SO MUCH for Everything' If engineers start making films,the names will beCurrent ho na ho, Jaanam supply karo, Aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi AC kabhi DC, Hamara IC aapke pass hai, Fuse lagaya to darna kya, Engineer no.1, Engineering koi khel nahi, Input wale output le jayenge, and the block buster"Maine enginrng kyon kiya!"

Frndship dsn't occur wit special people... But people become special after being friends.. I dnt knw wat i am 2 u,but ur alwys SPECIAL 2 me... Time and distance r not important between frnds. When frnds r in d heart, they remain there 4ever. So U r always rembrd.. My frnd... Liking U is my nature..Missing U is my disappointment..Fighting with U is my timepass.. But Forgetting U is never there in my Life time.. "The Value of a relation is not how much one feels happy with someone, but it is the emptyness t hat one feels without someone" A moment of joy spent under a window,d tear of eye dat wets ur pillow,Somtimes pain nd somtimes pleasure,wen givn by friends,both r Treasures:- ). Heart told to eyes "see less bcz u wil see and i wil suffer a lot".D eye rpld to d heart "feel less bcoz yu w il feel and i wil cry a lot"...Sme rltns r lke dis..It's too hard tu attain..If attain,it's too ha rd tu leave..!! Dat's r real hrt felt rltns.. Morning is not only sunrise, but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the darkness & spreads light. May this be a very beautiful day for U.. Whn ppl hurt u,jus thnk of them as sandpapers.. Dey may rub n scratch u painfuly,but u'll end up smooth n polished, while they will end up worn out... A "MAGIC" 4 U. Keep 1 MONKEY in ur RIGHT side & Keep 1 MONKEY in ur LEFT side. Then look into a MIRROR. U can SEE an EXTRA monkey in the MIDDLE!.

TRY it!. Great Quote:''Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing thier appointment with GOD is our Responsibility'' -INDIAN ARMY U r so many miles away from me .Still i'm watching ur evry moments by 3 diff channels 1.DISCOVERY 2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPIC 3.ANIMAL PLANET Thanks 2 media... Eating sweets is tasty, Speaking sweet words is easy. But, Finding sweet friend is very difficult! Thank God! that U got ME! My Msgs r Jst Lik "M@@N" @ne Day its Incres @ne Day its Dcreas May b @ne Day its Disappear Bt Nvr"Dies",1day it wil come Back... Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam . "YESUVE STHOTHRAM... HALELUYA. Ya alla... Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans.- bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" l ike U. Sum frnds r lk brain, beliv thm nd obey thm, they wl led u in d rt path.. Sum r lik eyes, so senstve nd care needed, bt if u gv thm dat, they wl show u nw beauties f lif nd add sum light to it.. Bt

thr r sum othrs who r lik heart, in norml u may nt rcgnis their prsnce, bt whn a crisis arose, they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr.. Try to find al f these around u. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt, but 2 know who cares enoug h 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. In future, How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? Its Simple . I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes, When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means, F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry, No Thanks D= Dear just as You. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". Gudmorng Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg. But with Egg Biriyani we dont get Chicken. So we conclude that, Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu. Hence proved.. -$?N NDTV BREAKING NEWS..! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Local SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more.

Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night... Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. Friend asked wat R U doin? Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY". LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, But Do the same work, one takes the heart and other takes its Beats. Gud nit.. If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be, don't wish to be someone else.. Because you are wonderful the way you are.. Gud Day..:-) Friends should be like Zero's. Yes, when u add they r same, when u subtract they r same, when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY..! Happines cant b found at d end of d road. It is experiencd along the way. So take d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day.!. . Gush nite. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born n stops only whn . . . . V enter exam hall:-)

Don't hurt anyone. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove? ? ??

??? U just sit on the stove and see, Then u wil know y it jumps... A cup of Hellos, A Plate of Crispy Wishes, A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success... Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely... G'mrng dear! Oru full bottilum oru liter sodayum pinne oru chickanum, Thottu nakkan acharum... manasil orupadu pratheekshayumayi, veendum oru ONAM varavayi. "sHAPPY pONAM" Tension hapens in brain & love is felt in heart. Den Y do people get heart atack wen dey r in tension? & Y people get mad wen they in luv? Think. Good ni8 Frd$ r Lk Gr$ f $d Fd whr Bt frd$ Lk re prl$ Hv t dv p in th sa T F Never think hard about "past".. It bring "tears".. Don't think more about 'future'.. It bring "fears".. Live this moment with a 'smile'.. it bring"cheers" Making a million frenz is nt a miracle, d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a millions r against u. Girl-hw much u

luv me? Boy-lyk shajahan. Girl-then whn will u build a Taj Mahal? Boy-i've alredy bought a land.Nw waiting 4 ur death... A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.. R u Mail or Femail Answer k liye nechay dekho . Bewakoof yahan nahi apne nechay dekho ;-) Proud to be an Indian.Anju Boby Gorg got Record Gold . From JOY ALUKKAS JEWELLERY Anju: sandoshamai bobiyeta. Phelps'ne tolpikanam nale 10 gold koodi venam WANTED:True Frnd. ELIGIBILITY:Loving & Caring. Qualification: mobile must. DUTY:Sms to Me regularly. SALARY:My love PLACEMENT:In my Heart.. Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keep s u going! Gud Morning >Who's great? +Its u >Who's smart? +Its u >Who's sweet? +Its u >Who's intelligent? +Its u >And Who's joking? +Ofcourse its me! Dt xpct ythg lf. Bc$ xpcttn$ My Hrt f

 Dt xpct vry Mmnt Wll b a Srprs d ths srpriss wll brng hppnss wth it. The Heart doesnt 4get the special people 4 whom it cares.Though daily struggles of life puts us a bit apart, U r remembered always... A friend is one who forgives you before you say sorry; Understands when you say 'I forgot'; Waits forever when you ask to wait for a minute; Stays when you say 'Leave me alone'; And opens the door before you knock... Frndship means a lovly hrt dat nvr hates,a cute smile dat nvr fades,smooth touch dat nvr hurts n strong reltnship dat nvr ends.. Hapy borng clases, Nice friends r de best part of our memories that time can never erase & when i am blessed with frnds like u my memories r wo rth treasuring.: -). Sun is upset n moon is happy,Bcoz sun is missing U,n moon is gonna b wth U! Dear friends, 23/09/08 yesterday,it has been 12yrs since tat tragedy struck. It rattled through d minds f young n old thrashing them in deep agony.D spin . e chilling incident tat took place 12 yrs b4 was a death. SILK SMITHA'S death. Let her soul R.I.P Best feel in life... To b remembered by person whom u doesn't expect 2 remember u.. Worst feel in life.. To be forgotten by the one u always remember..

Well wisher is not who meets U Everyday and talk with U... He is One who May or May not meet U... But always thinking about Ur Happiness.. Sreenivasan: How many kilometers from washington dc 2miyami beach? Laletan:ha!ha!ha.... I am the answer.I am the answer. Kilometers r kilometers in the se days of degenerating decency of washington dc 2 miyami beac h when diplomacy n supercity become interchangable frm complicated america 2 america... A doctor & engr lovd d same girl. Engr b4 goingout of station 4 a week,gave 7 Apples 2 de girl. Why? Bcz, an Apple a day keeps doctor away. Engineers rocks! Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve, Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot... Teacher asks students what they want 2 become in future Raju: Doctr Lalita: Teachr Hemant: Police Tina: Good Mom Ikru: Sir,i wil help Tina... COLLEGE MEMORIES:. Oneside love...Silent mode mobiles... Bus stand comedies... Canteen pattukal... Escape frm Seminars... Last period galataas... Birthday treats... Last minute preparation... Over Night study for next day Exam... Friend-family functions... Internal marks problem... Mass cut for a film... Waiting 4 Feb 14 shortage of pocket money and attendance

Those day wil nevr come again... Message to all ur college best frnds. Most of us think dat CLOSE & OPEN r opposite 2 each other,But very few know that , the 1 with whom v r vry CL OSE is da 1 wid whom v r vry OPEN... Lokathil ettavum valiyathu enthanu? "AKASAM" No "PUZHA" No "KADAL" No Pinne enthanu? Ninteyoke Onakka Mobililekku SMS Ayyakkunna "ENTE AA VALIYA MANASSU" Softly the leaves of memory fall, slowly i'll gather n pick them all.Bcoz 2day,2mrw n till My Life ends i'll always Cherish having a FRIEND like u.. No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U, Many FrieNds 2 LoveU, God Himself 2 BlessU, These r my Wishes 4U, 2day, 2morow and Everyday...

$ one $ $ special $ $ surprise 4u $ close ur eyes 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2

1 . U cheat ! U didnt close Ur eyes . So no surprise. Only good mng! Relationship r those spl moments together. Those secrets you share. Those promises made in d heart. Those days u wait to meet. Those million sorry's u said. Those stolen smiles & small fights. Those messages in d inbox u just cant delete. Sweet relationships never break. Smile-is a language of love Smile-is a way to get success Smile-is to win the hearts Smile-improves your personality. I know will smile now. If ever a day comes, whn u find a bettr frnd than me, just remeber tht wht i gav u is the best of wat i hav & wht i'm to u is the best tat i could be!! 1 who hold ur hand evrytime wen U need suport is surely A gud Frnd. But Best Buddy is 1 who holds ur hand more titely w en U say LEAVE ME ALONE. No one can go back to make a good start. But anyone can go well from now 2 make a Better ending... 7 thngs done during study leave 1.Sleeping 2.Eating 3.Sms 4.Roaming 5.Tv 6.Dreamin of

touching book 7.Askn othrs wether thy hav startd studyn! Promise me we R True Friends I m the HEART U r the BEAT, I m the Water U r the Fish, I am the Moon U are the Star, I am the Tree U R the Monkey ok? H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!DEEWALI!!!!!!!!!!! FBI,AMD&Intel 2gethr found a machine 2catch thieves. Samples R given 2India,America&China. In america in an hr,it caught 30thieves. In china in an hr,it caught 70. In india in an hr . it was stolen. India rocks. Irulinte mowna ragavum, chaatal mazhayude laasya bhavavum, kulir katinte thaala melangalumayi veendum oru nattapaadhira!, "Nattapaadhirashamsakal...!" gudnyte Who is friend? F_Frank in mind R_Real in feelings

I_Immense in care E_Endless in affection N_Nonstop in fun D_Deep belief in heart... U r a THENDY?? I know u r a thendy T-Talented H-Handsom E-Educated NNice D-Decent Y-Youth..ok? Then..can i call U."THENDY".. "nEw" days, "nEw" aims, "nEw" hopes, "nEw" plans, "nEw" efforts, "nEw" success, "nEw" feelings. Hope you have All them in Everyday... A true friend is one who sees ur first tear, Catches the second, Stops the third bt When fourth comes, slaps u and say.. Dai over aakkalle... The most selfish 1letter 'I'- Avoid it. Most satisfactory 2letters 'WE'- Use it. Most poisonous 3letters 'EGO'- Kill it. Most used 4letters 'LOVE'- Value it. Most pleasing 5letters 'SMILE'- Keep it. Fastest spreading 6letters 'RUMOUR'Ignore it. Most Hard working 7letters 'SUCCESS'- Achieve it. Most enviable 8letters 'JEALOUSY'Distance it. Most essential 9letters 'PRINCIPLE'-have it. Most divine 10letters 'FRIENDSHIP' maintain it... ,///, ( '.' ) Oru msg <( )> ayachal J L entha

. ,,, iyaludae ('.') ABHIMANAM <) (> idinju JL pokumo?Hmm Tear can sometimes be more special than smiles...... for smiles can be given to any one... but tears are only shed for people we love! Trust of a friend should b like the feeling tht a one year old baby has: when u throw him in air, he laughs: coz he knows u'll catch him.. Friends meet by coincidence 'n chance.They spend Sweet times 2gether.Then God part them, not to end the story but to see how much they remembr each other... Time can make us 4get some memories. But there r some memories which make u 4get time and those memories make life sweeter...hav a gud day.. I dont ve fever..I am nt confined to bed.. Aspirin wont help me bcoz i dont ve headache.. I dont ve backache or flue. . Its more serious that "I MISS U A LOT":-) TimE is a rarE luxury which can never bE purchased at any cost. So when someonE spends it for u, it defines thE depth of carE for you... . Sound ketappol udane open cheythu noki,alle? . Msg onnum illa. alle? . Chammi,alle? . saramilla njanum chammiyatha. Aarodum parayanda.! Mr.Bean: Enthina candle kathichu vachirikunne? sardar: current illa. Mr.Bean: ok,fanengilum idu. sardar: nee ithra mandanayippoyello,

. Candle kettupokathille? Your miss call is Ur sms is my & your call is so don't put my BREAKFAST... LUNCH... my DINNER... me in

PATTINI....OK. A:-Tv poyi AC poyi FRIDGUM poyi ellam poyi.. B:-V GUARD stabilizer illa alle?.. A:illa.... B:-Nannayi... Allangil athum poyane.... Hw friendship breaks?both friends think the other is busy and do not contact thinking it may be disturbing .as time pass es both think let the other contact.after that each start thinking y should i contact first.here l ove starts depreciating.finally without contact the memory becomes weak... They forget each other .finally some day when they happen to meet they keep blaming each other.so lets not lose each other for no reason at all. Missed calls reaches UR MOBILE,Recieved Calls reaches UR EARS, But an SMS reaches "UrBEAUTIFUL EYES & LOVABLE HEART"so i always like to send U sms.. LOVE has one law''Make Happy the person you love.'' 'In the sameway FRIENDSHIP has one law,'' NEVER make ur frnd feel alone until you are in this world.'' Pepee . Pmpom . Pepee . Pmpom . Pepee . Pmpom . Pepee . Pmpom

. Pepee . Pmpom . Pepee . Mathi kalichathu. Ini CERELAC kazhichu urangan nokoo... 1 doubt! onnum tonarutu . chodikandirikan patanila! . <)". ."(> ( (..) ) (( , )) "!_!"!_!" ee photoyil ni enda chirikkathe? Is dhuniya mein koyi nahi (e dhuniyavil kozhi illa) koyi bath nahi (kozhi kullikkarum illa) woh mujse poocha (avan ente poochaye chodhichu) woh baar baar poocha (avan bar il poyum poochaye chodhichu) ki thumbhi mere saath aao(avan thumbiye pidikkaan povaa). Learn hindi & b a proud indian. Ippol ningalude onakka mobailil TENIS kanam LOADING.... . is is is is is is . is is is is . Count chaythu nokku TEN "is" kandille.. BRUCE LEE is actlly a malayalee. But he left kerala, the land of Mave Lee, b'coz he didnt have a Jo Lee or Koo Lee. His favrites: Weapon- Kodaa Lee Dres- Kai Lee Vegtble- Thaka Lee Drink- Karinga Lee Goddess- Kaa Lee Channel- Kaira Lee

Pet- Chunda Lee Place- Adima Lee LOVE has one law''Make Happy the person you love.'' 'In the sameway FRIENDSHIP has one law,''NEVER make ur frnd feel alone until you are in this world.'' Life is like piano. white keys are happy moments and black keys are sad moments. but remember,both keys are played together to give sweet m usic... 70% f d students in india are suffering frm AIDS.Cant believe na,But its true! AIDS:Attendance & Internalmarks Deficiency Syndrome!!! Fathr:Examinu nee thottal pinne enne acha ennu vilikanda. kurachu days kazhinju Fathr:enthayi result? Son:Aliyaa, sorry daa, 5 subject potti machu.. Teacher: Who is Mahathma Gandhi? Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai get his girl LOVE and FRIENDSHIP are walking in a village. LOVE falls into a well. Why? Bcoz LOVE is blind. FRIENDSHIP also jump inside why ? Bcoz a FRIEND will do anything 4 LOVE... Light cn replace sun, parents cn replace god, daughter cn replace son, bt nuthng in world cn replace u.. Y? COZ... . 'LOCAL ITEMS, NO GURANTEE NO REPLACEMENT' Friends r d 1 who luvs u d most but sometimes hurts u a lot. But then again they r d only once who feel ur pain d most. If i could give you one thing in life,i would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes,o nly then would

you realise how special you are to me. COLLEGE JEEVIDHATHILE MIKACHA 3 THAMASHAKAL.. 1."shalyam cheyalle eniku padikanam" 2)"Eda,namuku Classil pokam" 3)"Sir,oru samshayam..!!" Boys love it, Girls misuse it, Models sell it, Photographers catch it, Doctors advice for it, whats that? Thats# SMILE# keep smiling...;-) HABIT never goes, bcoz if u remove H, ABIT remains, if u remove A, BIT remains, if u remove B, IT still remains. Stars have 5 ends,squares have 4 ends,triangles have 3 ends,lines have 2 ends,life has 1 end,but I hope our frien dship has no end.gud nyt. This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend forever. THE SMS: Smile a while and while u smile others will smile and there will be miles and miles of smile because life is worthwhile only while u smile! SINCERE APOLOGY: If any of my sms are boring U, or Any of my sms are disturbing u... Plz don't hesitate, feel free to . 'Throw UR Mobile'

Golden Words Of ADOLF HITLER: "If You Win, You Need Not Explain, If You Lose, You Should Not be there To Expla in" Ur phone has been installed wid a new puzzle game.To play,throw ur phone against th e wall.Then assemble d pieces... U R My Gud FRND. If U R In Problem, Jst Giv me a Miss call N THEN THIS FRND WILL GIV U . . another mis call!. Spcialy 4 u SCRATCH & WIN . ===== . L==== . LO=== . LOO== . LOOS= . LOOSE . Congratulations U have found ur Condition... Win a free trip 2 mental hospital. >Who's great? +Its u >Who's smart? +Its u >Who's sweetest? +Its u >Who's jolly? +Its u >And Who's joking? . +Of course Its me..!! I wish that u visualise a sweet multisequential form of idiosyncrasy occuring benevolently in the meritorious piece of cerebral brain. In short,sweet dreamz!

If I Ever sent u a Bunch of Roses, I wil put 1 fake Plastic Rose In Between & Make A Wish That Our Frndshp Should Last Till the Last Rose Dies! Screen server chitharipokum, ente call onnu vannal.cheyunilla.. njan kathirikum ninte sms varunna dhivasamvare. Ne e misscall adichu rakhapedananu shramamenkil njan varum,Security code pilarnnum varum. Custmercari nte adiyilitu network kuthi keeri range purathidan... Smsinte avatharamayi njan varum? During a war a soldier crying:"ayyo entemme ente kai poye" Sardar:"ivide thala poyavar mindathe kidakkunnu. Appozha avante oru kai." A friend is one who loves u, not because of what u have, not because of what you have done, but just loves you for what you are!! Gudnyt my dear friend.

. What if doctors started directing movies? Here are examples:1.Stethoscopukal katha parayunnu 2.Oru ECG diary kurippu 3.Meerayude CT yum Muthuvinte X-rayum 4.Vasanthiyum AIDSsum pinne nhanum. 5.Ayal BP edukukayanu 6.MBBS penninu MD payyan 7.Sistermaarude shradhakku 8.Nerariyan MRI 9.Syringe Madhavan 10.BDS Moosa 11.Compounder Raman 12.Meenathil surgery 13.Parakum gulika 14.Sister vannu vilichapol 15.The Mortuary(horror)

Worlds most unexpected joke Wat happens after a lion roars? . Take a guess, c'mon.. . Think.. . TOM &JERRY cartoon starts.. ,''' . . ''', good ' night ' ', ' ",:," Do you know the 27th alphabet of english? . . . Still pressing to know? Good . Studied in which school? Year 1924 . march . wednesday . 23 rd . evening . 6 oclock . 32 mins . 53.52 sec. . Nothin happened . Take care Ingotu noku, Onu chirikeda..! . OK.. Onukoode nanayi chiriku..plz mm..k.k Anangathe angine thane irikku. CLICK ! Want to see ur snap?

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Life of a student: PC hai Net nahi, ATM hai Paise nahi, Cell hai Balance nahi, EXAM hai Tension nahi, Padna hai, lekin saala Mood nahi. Enjoy College Life.. CHUBBY CHEEKS, DIMPLE CHIN, BLACKY LIPS, ROSY TONGUE... actuly,I ws pointng out d similarities btwn U&HUTCH dog. Nalla chercha. Ningal twinsa...?? A ROYAL ENGLISH WAY OF TELLING GOOD MORNING... Birds are chilakking... Hen is kooving... Flowers are pushping... Moon is Maraying... Sun is udikking... Peacock is aading... All are paraying gud morng... R u still uranging? Eneekking... Have a nice day... When experimenting a cockroach,Sardar cut one of its legs & told 2 walk. The cockroac h began moving slowly. He continued this till all legs were cut. Then he told it 2 walk, but it did not move. So he wrote the inference: if all the legs of a cockroach were cut, it loses its ability 2 hear. 7 SECRETS of SUCCESS I found the ANSWERS in my room... Roof said : AIM HIGH Fan said : BE COOL Clock said : EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS Mirror said : REFLECT BEFORE U ACT Window said : SEE THE

WORLD Calendar said : BE UPTO DATE Door said : PUSH HARD TO ACHIEVE UR GOALS Once RIT ians nd IITans went 4 a tour. Aftr som time dey got thirsty. IITans integrated nd got co nstant 'c'. Dey drank salty water frm it. But budhimanmaraya RITians... Avar differentiate cheythu kolamakki.. nd drank gud water frm it... JAY RIT So many subjcts in 1 litle year! So many xams in 1 litle week! So many hands in 1 tiffin box! So many frnds in 1 hostl room! So many calz on 1 b'day night! So many tears for 1 litle fight! So many memorz in 1 litle heart! A whole liftim in jst 4 years! Datz Coleg Life... These r d bst dayz of our life... Close ur eyes think abt urslf,ur face,ur style,ur nature,ur smile,ur luks.Nw open ur eyes.U've jst spnt half a mi n watching a horror movie! now RELAX and sleep. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.. Sardar : May I come in sir? Interviewer : Wait pls.. Sardar : 75 kg sir!! Girl-hw much u luv me? Boy-lyk shajahan. Girl-then whn will u build a Taj Mahal? Boy-i've alredy bought a land.Nw waiting 4 ur death... . . . . . . . . ' ' .

:***+*+***: : **++@++**: :***+*+***: ' . . ' ' ' ' ' ' ' HPY ONM Never Blame a day in ur life . good days give u happiness . Bad day gives u experience . Both are essential in life! all are god's blessings! have a nice day. Our friendship has become our "HABIT". Even if u take out H, 'a bit' remains. Take o ut A, still 'bit' remains.Finally take out B,still 'it' remains!! Gud ni8:-) Sun is switched off.star is switched on.blue sky goes out.black sky comes in.SO A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IS WAITING 4 U.ENJOY IT. GOOD NIGHT 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car srdr1- what wil u do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Srdr2- dont worry. I have one more Paathirakkili... Varu Palkadal kili... "ONAM"ayithaa... "THIRUVONAM"ayithaa... Paadiyaadi Vaa... Pular medirangi Vaa... Poovu nulli Vaa... Malarkaaviloode Vaa... Aaghoshikku ee "ONAM"... Aaswadhikkoo Oro Nimishavum... Oraayiram Onashamsakalode... Malayalimanasukalude snehathinteyum aikyathinteyum pratheekamayi, aiswaryathinteyum samrudhiyudeyum niravumayi, nanma niranja puthan pratheekshaka lumayi 'Thiruvonam' veendum vannethi. Hridayam niranja thiruvonashamsakal. . . . "O"rumayute "N"anmayute "A"ghoshathinte

"M"alayali yute Swantham "ONAM" Wish you all a happy ONAM.. """ """ ,/\, ISH YOU ____/\_ ___

""" __ """ APPY ___ "" ___ **ONAM** 2 my dr & ur family I asked for 1 flower, u gav me a boque I askd 4 sm water, u gav me a river I askd u a feather, u gav me a peacock . "CHEVI KELKOOLLA ALLE" gud nyt Making a million frenz is nt a miracle, d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a millions r against u. What is 143 ? I Love U No I Hate U No I Miss U No I Wish U No 143 Means: One Hundred & Forty Three.. Silence on lips may avoid many problems. But, smile on lips may solve all the problems. So always have a sweet, silent smile! We smile at someone we like.. We cry at someone who cares us.. We laugh at whom we can enjoy.. And,we fight nd anger with those whom we consider,a s our own.. I live by faith not by sight....So whether i c u or not.....Talk 2 u or not.... I know dat u r still d same, a precious frnd worth keepin till d end.

Care for the one who shares with you, share with the one who knows you,know the one who misses you, but don't mis the ONE who always REMEMBERS YOU... Give your ear to the thoughts of great people... "You see things and say:why.? But i dream of things that never were,and say: why not?" -bernad shaw "Good looks catch the eyes but Good character catches the heart. U r blessed with both".Don't say than ks.It was sent 2 me,i just wanted u 2 read it! Cool...:-) PRINCIPLS OF STUDENT LIF -Luv ur bed,its ur templ Relax in d day,so dat u can sleep at nit -Buks r holy,so dnt tuch em -Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng,sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is helthy So leav it 4 d sick people! G'nyt dear. Friends r like crayons they colour our lives.. I may not b ur favourite colour bt hope u ll need me some where to c omplete ur picture..!! If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be, dont wish to be someone else because u are so wonderful the way you are! ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. But there is Only One TODAY.. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You GUD NYT "Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect person" But, "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person" Thats true friendship.

She saw me... I kept lukin at her... She smild, Yet i kept quiet. She began 2 speak... I didnt listen & thn, she began 2 leave... I thn shoutd.. . . Miss "attendance"... G'nyt dear! Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Comes ALONE Kai niraye kadavumay. Muttam niraye palisakkarumay Keesayil kallukudikkan polum cash illatha samayathavan veendumethi. MAVELI.. Advanced " Happy ONAM ". When people see me messaging, they think i'm addicted 2 msging. They r wrong bcos they dont know that, it's ur nice relations hip that i'm addicted 2.. ########## # Dn't opn dis # # for 3 days # ########## . Anusarana pande illallo, OK go ahead.. . HAPPY ONAM . Remember I greeted u 1st. Samruthiyudeyum Samadhanathinteyum Aiswaryathinteyum pratheekamayi, Manasil orupadu pratheekshayum ayi,veendum oru ONAM varavayi. "HAPPY ONAM" $trs r sn 2gether,yet they r so far apart-like frieds may not speak

everyday,but remember they r always linked hrt 2 hrt. Everyone Likes Boiled Egg Bcoz Its Boneless And I Like u Bcoz ur Brainless!! Ha..Ha..Ha..Felt bad? Cum'on yaar,Its just a . Fact!! Ha!Ha! "Of all d colors,red travl da most Likewise, of al emotions, love can travel any long distance and tuch each others heart So it is said The color of love is red Ente Pinnil 100kanakinu Alukal Ore Lekshyathinayi Ore Manasode Aninirannu Nilkukayanu. Evide Jathiyilla Mathamilla Akeyullathu VEERYAM Mathram. . I m At bevarage shop. Fact of life: "whom u dont need today, u will need them tomorrow. Whom u neglect today, will never again accept u tomorrow" value the relationship.. ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. But there is Only One TODAY.. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You Sardargi goes 4an interview 4 a dectectiv post ! Interviewr: Who killed Gandhi? Srdr:Thanks sir ! 4 the job . sir I'll start investigation 2day. PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE -Luv ur bed,its ur temple -Relax in d day,so dat u can sleep at nite -Books r holy,so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng,sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away

-Dnt 4gt dat studyin is healthy So leave it 4 d sick people! LEAVES don't jst FALL frm tree. CLOUDS don't jst FORM in sky. ANGELS don't jst COME DOWN frm heavn & I don't jst SMS any1 unl ess dey r SPECIAL. DREAMS are the best part of life... If you miss Sleep... U miss the best part Of Life.. So its already LATE.. Go to bed Catch Good Sleep. Gud ni8 'n swt dreams. U ARE SAD, I AM SAD, . U ARE HAPPY, I AM HAPPY, . YOU CRY, I CRY, . U DIE... . athu palliyil poiparanjal mathi... Mistakes r not a Crime!! If U can Rectify them, they r the Key 2 Success... Eg: God Created U!! So What? He, Rectified his Mistake by Creating ME... Every1 wants 2 be the Sun,dat lights up ur life.. Bt i wud rather be ur Moon,so dat i can shine on u during ur darkest hour, wen ur Sun isnt around u... Sum reasons make d relationship precious bt only precious relationship r made with no reason like FRIENDSHIP... Yesterday I decided 2 commit suicide.. I went near D railway track, @ that time I felt my mobile vibrate.. it was a msg f rm u.. after I read it I decided 2 live..!! U R really an inspiration 4 me.. WEN useless fools like U R stil alive, why should I die..?? I"m sending a pillow of happy thoughts To create wonderful dreams,a

blanket of care to warm u all night & a prayer to protect u Untill morning. GuD NyT ()". ."( MATHS MAGIC 13837 x ur age x 73 = ? Just try it. You will be getting an interesting result. Just try & forward to UR friends... Gudngt... My sweetest memory "our meeting".My biggest sadness "de distance".My biggest hope "i will c u soon".My strongest prayer "our relationshi p continu 4ever".gud nit S M S S M S S M S SMS S M S S M S S M S S-Sweet M-Morning S-Starts now... " Have a nice day''. Old friends pass away , new friends appear. It's just like the days. An old day passes , a new day arrives. The impo rtant thing Is to make it meaningful : a meaningful friend or a meaningful day. Life doesnt give u d people u want. Instead it gives u the ones u need- 2teach u, 2hurt u, 2love u & 2 make u exactly d way u should be d best...... gud Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday,

thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... If god gives me 24hrs b4 death,i'll spend 23:55 mins with u, & in d last 5 mins, i'll press ur neck... frndz na,lets go 2gther :) Gud nite... Friends are Like Street Lights along d road.. They dont make d distance any shorter,But dey Light up d Path and make d Walk Worthwhile.. Gud Mrng.. Mssgng costs: 1997-4Rs 1999-2Rs 2000-1Rs 2005-50ps 2007-10ps 2008-free Pinnentha? oru message ayakkan njan loan eduthu tharano...? Seconds of introduction. Minutes of attraction.Hours of discussion. Days of interaction. Years of satisfaction makes frndship a strong construction.. Its meAningles in expecting ur pArtner 2 b of ur kind coz you cant hold their right hAnd in your r ight hAnd to wAlk together..! Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam . "YESUVE STHOTHRAM... HALELUYA. Ya alla... Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans.- bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" like U. Sum frnds r lk brain, beliv thm nd obey thm, they wl led u in d rt path.. Sum r lik eyes, so senstve nd care needed, bt if u gv thm dat, they wl show u nw beauties f lif

nd add sum light to it.. Bt thr r sum othrs who r lik heart, in norml u may nt r cgnis their prsnce, bt whn a crisis arose, they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr.. Try to find a l f these around u. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt, but 2 know who cares enough 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. In future, How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? Its Simple . I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes, When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means, F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry, No Thanks D= Dear just as You. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". Gudmorng Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg. But with Egg Biriyani we dont get Chicken. So we conclude that, Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu. Hence proved.. NDTV BREAKING NEWS..! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Local

SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more. Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night... Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. Friend asked wat R U doin? Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY". LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, But Do the same work, one takes the heart and other takes its Beats. Gud nit.. If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be, don't wish to be someone else.. Because you are wonderful the way you are.. Gud Day..:-) Friends should be like Zero's. Yes, when u add they r same, when u subtract they r same, when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY..! Happines cant b found at d end of d road. It is experiencd along the way. So take d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day.!.. Gush nite. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born n stops only whn . V enter exam hall:-) Don't hurt anyone. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot

stove? ? ?? ??? U just sit on the stove and see, Then u wil know y it jumps... A cup of Hellos, A Plate of Crispy Wishes, A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success... Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely... G'mrng dear! Oru full bottilum oru liter sodayum pinne oru chickanum, Thottu nakkan acharum... manasil orupadu pratheekshayumayi, veendum oru ONAM varavayi. "sHAPPY pONAM" Aliya oru doubt. "pukavali paadilla" ennu parayunna board englishil ezhuthumbol ath "smoking is easy" ennano?? atho "smoking won't sing" ennano? Wife:Njan marichal ningal enthu cheyyum? Hus:Njanum marickum. Wife:Athenthina..? Hus:Orupadu santhoshichal enicku heart attack varumennalle doctor paranjathu... 'Helo Mr.Perera, I am Wilfred Franzis Dizuza, Thankalude kayyil daralam SMSukal undennarinju, Ath il kure enik ayachuthannal pakaram, Swarna biscuttukal kayattividam.. Athalla pattikkananu bh avamenkil Veruthe ente mudhala kunjungalkku paniyundakkaruthu. SMS Lab Work: Exp No:1 Aim:To Disturb U... Aparatus: Cell Procedure: 1)miss call 2)blank msg 3)repeat 1 & 2 Result: U r disturbd... Side effect:I'm happy... Njaan oru France kaariyumai company aayi... Njaan ninne patti paranjappo

thanne avarude oru chodyam.. . De mnce pe la rvgmaic osmablix februonin de fegigga..? . Ho ! Njan angu chammippoyi.. Naanamillalo? Kandavare kondu oronnu parayikkan...! Hmmm... My thumb never pains while typing sms for you but my heartbeats keep increasing until i s ee SMS deliverd 2 u Kaaranam . Paisa pokunnathu enteyane...!! U thnk u woke up early in the morning n wen check u check the time n realiz its nt ,n wrse it already half past 9 .... Scream out !! Dats wat i did .. :-) Evn if it dsnt make any diffrence ... bt i ges its stil a gud mornin....:-) Where was LOVE invented for the first time? CHINA...! Tats the reason why you dont get guarantee or warranty in love. Teacher: what happend in 1869? Sardar:I dont no. Teacher:'stupid', Gandhiji was born..! Now tell me wat happend in 1874? Sardar: Gandhiji became 5 year baby!!! Frm 2day onward plz dnt disturb me by sending me MSGs, as i startd prepairng 4 XAMS. ...... 4 more jokes SMS JOKES to 9747329629 As the moon winks in the night. . . Sweet dreams hugs you tight. . . Hope that your day was alright. . . and I wish you a heart full of gud nite...

RAVANAN: Aliya popins undo? HANUMAN: Illeda SRIRAMAN: Eda kallam parayaruth ninte kaiyilirupundallo HANU: Mindatiri panniku 10 thalaya. Cover polum kitoolla... rose are red and voilets are blue. I say I love u...wont u say u love me too? Dreams give rise to hope. Hope inspires efforts. Effort result in success. So dreams are root of suces. Let all your dreams come true. Lovly frndship s like standing on d wet clay...Longer u stay, hardr it s 2 leave, nd if u try 2 g o, u cant go without leaving ur footprint.. Indian premier leage(IPL) Southafricayil" . "Enkil pinne Thrissur pooram kollathu nadathikoode? Trainil ninnum irangiya aal sardarinodu"ithetha station? Kure neram alojicha shesham sardar- "RAILWAY STATION" NASA decided 2 sent sardar 2the moon.half the way sardar jumped to earth and shouted how dare u 2 cheat me ! today is AMAVASI there will be no moon... Wen It Rains All the BIRDs FLY 4 SHELTER. But EAGLE FLYs Above CLOUDs 2 Avoid RAIN. PROBLEM Is Common 2 ALL But ATITUDE Makes the DIFERENCE. A beautiful proverb: "If Ur eyes r sweet U wil like all D people in D world. But, if Ur heart is sweet all D ppl in D world wil LIKE U" NDTV gets news that 99 sardars were killed in a train accident and only one is a live. So a reporter goes to enquire.

REPORTER: Wat happened sir? SARDAR: We were all in platform num.1 , there was an announcement that train was coming on platform no .1 so all were te nsed and got down on the track... REPORTER: Thank god you didnt get down . SARDAR: No... I wanted to commit suicide. So i stayed on the platform itself!!! One sardar was driving a train, pettennu train paalam tetty parambil koodi odan thudangi. Lot of people died. Station master su spended sardar and asked "what happened" SARDAR: train odichu vannapol oral palathil kidakkunnu . ST MASTER: oralude jeevan rakshichappol etra pera mariched, Train avante nenjilude ketty vi dan melarunno? SARDAR:"Njanum atha nokiyathu pakshe train aduth vannappol Aa patti parambil koo di odi "! Ormakal thaliritta chillayil orayiram ormakalumayi priya suhurthe ninekku.. . OLAKKA! Poyi kidennurangan nokkeda. gush nit...! Welcome the new morning with a "Smile" on ur "Face", "Love" in ur "Heart" "Good Thoughts" in ur "Mind" & have a Wonderful Day. GOOD MORNING...

Sardar's essay on "indian cow" please read at ur own risk, u may forget ur english by d time u finish reading this! "he is the cow. He has got four legs together. Two r forward n two afterwards. Its gives Milk which comes from 4 taps attached to d basement. He is mostly a girl . Its motion is very useful, green colour. It ha s tail situated in d backyard n has hair on it to frighten flies. Many use it as a vehicle also, he dies after d death. :) Next Year IPL To Be Playd iN PAK,Facilities Offered By Pak Gvt Security By AlQaeda & Taliban Cheer Gals Dance iN Parda Bomb Blast After Every Sixer ;-) Chinna Chella Chinna Chella Chinna Chella e ravil, Thookkatthil, kanavu kaanum, En friendu ku , manasu sollum, Oru "Good Night". Sweet dreams."

. Athisa Aisa Athea Awaya Atoa Asaya Ayoua Agooda Amorninga Aina Aaa Anewa Astylea . Can u understand this ?:-) No ?:-( Ok.Erase 1st and last letters. Cherish the person whom u really like. Never tell lies or attempt to hurt them.. ...coz u wont know how imp they r, until they fade out of ur life.. After losing IPL, at Ishant Sharma's home... Wife:"Marketil poyi vegetable vaangi kondu vaa" >"Team thottathu kondu purathirangaan

vayya.Nanakkeda" Wife:Ente churidar ittu poyko Ishant churidar ittu busil kayari.Oru penninte koode irunnu. Aval sookshichu noki "Ishantalle?" >"Engane manasilayi?" >"Pedikkanda njan Ganguliya" COMRADES ARE DISCUSNG ABT DER FAILURE IN ELECTION: KUMARAPILLA:thwathikamaya oru avalokanamanu namal udhesikunath.. 1.Vikhadana vadikalum prathikriya vaadhikalum pradama drishtya akalchayil ayirunenkilum avar thamilula andhardhara sajeeva*unu enu venam karuth an. 2.Borshvasikalum thakam partirikukayirunu.. UTHAMAN: MANASILAILA!! KUM:Athayath vargathipatyavum colonialist chintha saranikalum radicalaya oru matamala..manasilayo? UTHAMAN: Namal enth kond thotu enu malayalatil paranjalentha? e pratikriya vathakavum colonialisavum oke paranju confusion undakunathentina? KUMRPILA:Ulparty janadipatyam anuvadichitund saria.. Namal orumichirunu dinesh bedi valikunath atha.. partiyile budhijevikale chodyam cheyan anuvadikila.. Can u Tell me one hindu girl name? But it should not end with (i,e,a,u,m,l,n,y,) Itz a challenge 4 U.. Rply me if u r a genius.... ?? Think...Think...Think! A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 is missing. . 2 time vayichu nokan nanamille. A B C D yil engane 1 varum. LKG SUPPLY ANALLE.. One day things will gradually change in life.... From classroom 2 office,books 2 files, jeans 2 formal, pocketmoney 2 salary,friend 2 colleague, style bikes 2 luxury cars....bu t...u n me, let

it be as same as it was 4ever... B4 d last leaf of our colge lyf falls,b4 d memories bring a tear drop in d eyes, b4 d corridors call u a stranger, b4 u lose d label of a fr ee bird, let me b d first one to bid farewell to you... Thank you friend... You'll b always in my heart.. Cricket has reached exiting levels with T20. Infusing the same thing into exams some sug gestions . 1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour and marks by 50 2. Introduce strategic breaks after 30 minutes. 3. Give free hit marks where students can frame their own question and write answer . 4. If student fails. give super over option where the student can ask questions 2 professor an d relative scoring is done. Laugh ur heart out & dance in d rain; cherish d memories & ignore d pain; Love, learn, forget n forgive; Remember u've got only 1 Life to Live.. One fine day,all of us wil get busy with our lives,long working hours,no more classes,lectures,friends and sms,won't have time for ourselves,at such a day you'll look outside your window and see th e good old memories flash you by and you'll get a smile with a tear in your eyes and you'll turn back to your work thinkin i wish i could go back.. Dis msg is To all my friends who help ed to create such memories... I miss u... A duck and her 3 babies where crossing the road. After crossing the road 1 of the babies said " ho, v 5 hav crossed the road". Other babies wond ered but mother duck cleared the doubt... How 5?

. Say . think, think. . Use ur brain. . Stil thinking. . Pillarallae, anganae palathum paranjannirikkum. Athinu ne endina tension adikkun athe.. Youth nowadays are getting worse. i was in temple when a guy next to me lit a cigarett e from the aarthi. I was so shocked that dropped my beer bottle.!!! It is better to keep quiet and let others think that you are stupid than to open your mouth and and clarify that do ubt. Sardar falls in love with a nurse. He thinks of writing a love letter 2 her. He thinks. .. thinks... thinks and writes... . I LOVE U SISTER. Qstn: Oru Urumbum Thimingalavum Adikoodi.. Oduvil Thimingalam Chathu.. How? Why? . Ans:Urumbu Sunglass Vechittundarunnu.. Sunglass Vechal "WHALE" Adichalum Kuzhapamillallo!! "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job because, definitely he will find an easy way to do that" -Bill Gates. Where r u? What u r doing? R u busy? How much busy? Little or more? If little,why don't u call me? If more busy? Then WHO ASKED U TO Read my sms..

Ur mobile Male or Female..? 2 Knw d Answr, See Dwn . Ariyamedaa, Neeyokke Athum Nokkum.! No Gud Byes.. No Farewell.. Just a promise that Whatever happens.. Whereever life takes US.. Whereever WE may go.. Hope the bond that WE share continues 2 grow StrongeR... Sweet& innocent msg In a nursery school canteen, there was a basket of apples vth a notice written o ver it: "Dn't take more than 1.. God is watching" A little further on d counter there was a box of chocolates, on which a child had written, "take as many as u want. God is watching d Apples" Pain of missin old frnds is nt their absence but its wen u think of d times u've shared &u ask.wil those ever hapen again &ur heart says silently "NEVER'' V hav always regretted getting ther by 9.00... V hav once waited ages-like-hours to get out at 12.00... V nvr wanted 1.00 to come... Half asleep v waitd for 4.00... Saturdays wer alwys lovd nd mondays hated... Days passd... Months pasd... years never waited... 4 goldn years... All changd... "oru ful day koodi kitiyirunenkil nammude collegil...." Surdarinu shirt iron cheyanam. Bt currentilla! Enthu

cheyyum? Iron boxinte appanem,appoopanem,valyapoopanem theri vilichu. iron box choodaayi... angane shirt thechu! Kali surdarinoda! Earn 45,000/- per month by doing simple paper work from home, part time, 2 to 3 hours a day, . pazhaya kuppiyum pattayum vilkanundo hoi... Time table of gud boys.! Monday: watch girls Tuesday:love her Wednesday: marriage Thrsday: Honey moon Friday: divorse Saturday:take rest Sunday:Search next. Sound becomes music, movement becomes dance, smile becomes laughter, and life becomes celebration when friends keep in touch... MOHANLALinu pakaram VANAPRASTHATHIL Mamootty abhinayichal enthu sambavikum...? 1. Keralathil kadhakali nirodhikkum 2. Mikacha comedy nadanulla NATIONAL AWARD Mamoottikku labikum 3. Kerala kalamandalam poottum.... 4. Kadhakali vidwanmar athmahathya cheyum 5. FANS parayum "padam adipoli MAMMUKKA kalakki"... Oe Sardar was driving a train, pettenu train paalam tetty parambil koode odan thudangi Many people died StationMaster suspended him and asked What happen ed there? Sardar:Train odichu vannapol orutthan palathil kidakunnu ST Master: orallude jeevan rakshichappol etra pera marichadu... Train avante nenjathude ketty vidan melaruno? Sardar:"Njanum atha nokiyathu paksha train aduth vannppol Avan parambil koode odi... Sardar: "That cow has a lovely colour."

Farmer: Ya, its a "JERSEY." Sardar:"Oh, realy? I thought it was its SKIN... Sumtimz I 4get to ask R U OK.? Sumtimz I even mis 2 say HI.! Bt it doesn't mean dat I 4get you. IT ONLY MEANS THAT I'M JUST "AS LAZY AS U "..! Memories will be very crazy at sometimes... They leave us alone when we are in the crowd...But When we are alone they come to us as a crowd... B.tech thota sardar thante pen universityku ayachu koduthu, koode oru kurippum! . "aayudham vechu keezhadangiyirikunnu". s9 subjects ariyamo. 1.daily food habit system. 2.mouthlooking&comentadi propagation 3.paniyilla engineering 4.digital enemies 5.neighbours kuthu vakku comunication 6.elective(sleeping systms,borring days systms,love processing) 7.nothing doing lab. 8.after marriage lab &waste viva. Whoevr u may b, Whrevr life leads u, u r always A mom's child A family's future A frnd's heart A lover's soul n somone's life, B d best of Evrythn..! "A single lovable smile is a proper key for many solutions and many confusions.. !" 'So express ur cute smile every moment.'.. Sumtimez v wonder y frndz keep on 4wardin msgs 2 us.. The reason is bcoz dey hav nothin special 2 say,but stil want u 2 knw dat dey re membr u.. Pandu Pandu oru rajaavundayirunnu . Pakshe ipol illa.. Marichupoyi.. Paavam alle.. Future Is Not What We Planned For Tomorrow.!

It's The Result Of What We Do Today.! Do The Best In Present! Enjoy The Future! May I ask u 1 question? U should answer only by saying 'Yes' or 'No' Here the question is... . 'Ninaku Vattaanennu Ninte Naattil Ellarkkum Ariyaamo? Things u lov,u'l lose 1 day;Things u fear,u'l faz 1 day;Do wat u hav 2 do nw & mak d Best out of evry mo mnt.Its ur Lif. Luv it_Liv it! Gud Luk dear FRNDS One day sardar got a message 'sender is good, reader is stupid'. He got angry and replied 'sender is stupid, reader is good' Do u know how d Titanic sank? . DUBUK . DUBUK . BUDUK BUDUK.. GULUM.. . Guluk guluk guluk . PUZZKAAA...!!! Dont laugh. This is a sad story! Hello moon..Dim ur light. Hello wind. Blow soft. Hello earth..Spin gently. Bcoz my sweet friend is going 2 sleep. Good night @ Sweet dreams Da nale freeyano? Ente koode malayattoor vare Varamo? Chodichathu thettanenkil i 'm SORRY... KURISHUM Kondu mala kayaram ennoru nercha Undayirunnu.! Golden words of shakespeare... "Go to help ur friend in problem without invitation & Don't go to ur friend in happiness without invitation" Ninte sannidhyam

nyan ariyunnu. Ninte shabdam enne kori tharipikunu. Ninte sparsham enne unarthunnu... 'po kothuke thali kollum njan' Sumtimez v wonder y frndz keep on 4wardin msgs 2 us.. The reason is bcoz dey hav nothin special 2 say,but stil want u 2 knw dat dey remembr u.. News: Kerala govt. Bookd MS Dhoni for next Nehru trofi vallam kali as the 'Chundan vallam' team cap tian.His remarkable thuzhachil against west indies in T-20 wrld cup match helpd him to ge t this job. Ravindra jadeja 'll be the vice captain. Wt is FRND-SHIP? Itz a Ship loaded wid "LUV""CARE"&"SHARE" crosing d sea of hert hvng no Whels of "SORRY"&"THANX" Hope Our Ship nevr Sinks! A quote said by a friend to his best friend after their breakup of friendship: "I Miss Ur SMILE a Lot yaar But I Miss My Own SMILE More"...! If adam and eve were chinese, we would still be in paradise.. No sin. u know y.....??? Bcoz they would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake !! ;-) Njan Bhai.. Ente aniyan Chota Bhai.. Ente ettan Bada Bhai. Njan janichath Dubai.. Ente cherippu Hawai... Njan thinnunnath Mittayi... njan ee paranjathellam Badayi.. E sms Enikkayi, Ninakkayi, Ormakkayi, Kallummakayi.. Kashtapett type cheythatha, Enikku mathiyayi..

Amazing 6facts61.9% of people in myanmar dont drink milk 2.Snake's vision is upto 5 km 3.A man can touch sun if his body is completely surrounded by mercury 4.No twins hav been born til nw in greenland 5.zebra doesn't hav lungs 6.All d details r false..Thanks 4 beleiving 4 a while. In this cruel world, its very difficult 2 find a friend with a beautiful heart, Pure feelings, Attractive personality & stylish look. So dont Miss ME! .. Nee chirikumbol manushyan pandu kurangayirunnu ennu thonnum.... Choodakalle..... Choodakumbol manushyan ippozhum kuranganennu thonnum... " When FRIENDSHIP is YOUR greatest weakness, YOU will be the STRONGEST person in the World " -LEO TOLSTOY I decided 2 sent u the most lovely,cutest and sweetest gift of this world,but the postman shouted at me saying,"come out of the post box"! 24 SmileS.. :-):-): -):-):-):-) :-):-):-):-):-):-) :-):-):-):-):-):-) :-):-):-):-):-):-) 4 U... One For Each Hour! Goodmrng.. Have a nice day.. Bymistake I have deleted your No. Give me miss a call. . Send to all & see how many FOOLS r giving misscall

I'm in U. . Sender: GOD +911111111111 I MISS U. . Sender: DEVILs +911313131313 . I'LL Cheat U... . Sender: LOVER +91420420420 . I'LL BE ALWAYS WITH U. Snehanweshanagalode... Not msgin 4 a week n nw its like oh my god i cant find any topic to msg ,So bleak..almst like i jst draind out ... Watevr dat b , i hope atlst u guys r in track .. 57YEXnYY648XYi 2YXmXXic9h30YaYmX845uXlYl6aXYt42YhYY5uXm D22e24XlXeYtYe4X YYc38hX e04yXy5YuX6Y. XXDXXYeXlXXYXetXYYYe XXaXlYlX nYXYXYuXYXmXYbeXXYXrYXs.X YDYYYeleYYtYYe aYYll YXY 'sY . Delete all Capital Y's. U will C a miracle. Hav a nice day... Pland to hav a great outside .. n wen it al end up siting bck at home watchng tv,cos its rainin outside , Isnt realy a bad i dea aftral .. No wndr ther r grls who spent mst o their lifetime ovr it ..:-P +ve thinkin poem: "Little bird in the sky. Dropping shit into ur eye. U dont worry u dont cry. U just thank God that elephants don't fly.." Be +ve..@

*Sardar at his best* Boss :where were you born? Sardar:PUNJAB Boss:which part? Sardar:kya which part?whole body born in punjab! Ormayundo aa kalam.... Oru mazhayathu njanum neeyum vayal varambil irunnathum, njan ninte dhehathekku vellam therupich athum? Appol athile poya oru appoopan ennodu chodichu... . 'mazhayathanoda pothine kulippikunnathu "ellam ennale kazhinjapole alle.. Most of us think dat CLOSE & OPEN r opposite 2 each other,But very few know that,the 1 with whom v r very CLOSE is the 1 with whom v r very OPEN... Separation is a wound that none can heal.. But Remembrance is a gift that no one can steal.. "First we never knew each other, but good time brought us together. We may or may not meet each other, but let us try not to forget eachother". The four looks of life: look back & get experience. look forward & see hope. look around & see reality. look within & feel confident... Ever since I met U, I learnt a lot of things from U I didnt understand how & why? Then 2 day I heard a proverb ''Wise men learn more from fools.'' Friends meet by coincidence 'n chance.They spend Sweet times 2gether.Then God part them, not to end the story but to see how much they rememb r each other. Excellent Words by Dr.AbdulKalam ''Dream is Not that What U See in Sleep... but Dream is The

Thing Which Does Not allow u to sleep". Relation is not collection of hearts,but it is selection of hearts.All relations are not true,but true relations are very few... Train Ninnappol Sardar:DEnthu Patti? Pasanger: Trackil Maram Veenu Kidakkunnu. Srdr: Marangalude Pirakottulla Oatam Kandappazhe Enikk Thonni! One day sardarji was drinking water at his home.. He was alone in the house... . Paavam vellam kudichotte, Ini athilum veno comedy? Hitler's Law: If u can solve ur problem then what's the need of worrying? If u can't solve it then wha's the use of worrying? Think again... Dundumon thenginte mukalil ninnu: Ividenu nokiyal Engineerin collegile girlsine kanam. Tintumon: Thazhe veenal medical collegile girlsineyum kanam... Sometimes my mind asks y? Y? Y I care 4 u? Y I remember u? Y I send sms u? Y...? Then my heart ans... It's simple.. bcoz, . SMS is FREE for ME. Jayan SuperHit Movies on HBOUncleMember (mamangam) EyeDady Son (kannappan unni) RunningArmy (padyotam) BlockChamber (thadavara)

StickShaking (kolilakam) ('.') <)?(> He Is My _/"\_ Friend Kurachu nalayitt pulli SmS Ayakkarilla.. <')? ('> _/"\_ Avante avastha kandallo? Thala poyi ! So, Sms Me Regularly Ok? Seperations r those wounds that nobdy can heal. & memoris r those treasures that nobody can steal.But do not separate to make memories. Stay in touch. Kulathinu Naduviloru Board. Ethra Nokiyitum SARDARJI'kku vayikan pattiyilla. Avasanam Neenthi poyi Nokiyapol Kandu 'IVIDE MUTHALAYUNDU KULATHIL IRANGARUTH" JOY ALUCKASil Kittiya Joli Sardar Upekshichu. Why? Sar:Avide avanmar board Vechirickunnu, "PANI KOOLI ELLA, PANI KURAVUM ELLA.!!.. ;-) Hi!How r u?Wer r u?Wat r u doing?How is ur life,ur frnds, our frnds, ur family?How abt ur mom&dad?2day any new news?u saw any flim?ur fav song,flim,hero,heroin,meals,area?how is ur close frnds?ur fav subject,God,color,news,Pen,dres,car,bus,num,shop,drink,flowr,teacher,player,gift ,theatre,dream,la nguage,temple,food,soap,paste,chanel,politician,choclate,sports,sportsperson,tou ristspot? "GUTS undankil reply chey" Nokate..!!@ Hello... Chumma onnu wish cheyyunnatha. Serious aayi edukanda. Venamenkil serious aayi edutho. Eniku venda.

Aeroplane asked Rocket: why r u flying faster than me ? Rocket answered: "nayinte mone kundikku thi vachu nokk appo ari yam athinte veppralam....!" (Tone- kudajadriyil ) Jarkandiyil kuda chuduma pular manju poleyi 22...kazukunnu pinnem thootunu, raga sandramani porikal... Our heart s d bst hypocrite in d world.v thnk dat it beats 4 us inside...bt it beats 4 sumone else who s inside i t.. Mummy M (mom) U (u live) M (many) M (more) Y (years) Forward this msz to ur 7 friends to make ur mother live a long life.I know u'll surely do... I wish that u visualize a sweet Multi sequential form of idiosyncrasy occuring benevolently in the meritorious piece of cerebral brain ! In short, Sweet dreamz "We dont succeed in our first love bcoz V lack certain qualities.But aftr achiev ng those qualities V never luv truly again" Strange but true... A Thot 4 all Graduates: . A Thermometer isn't d only thing dat getz a degree without having a brain.......! Gud Day :-) Hi, I gt admision in US, At Mountview Campus, GOOGLE INC. Njan oru scholarshp xam ez hudiyrnu 'THINKING WIZARDS - 2008'. Just nw i got d mail frm them. May b Visa'll com by e nd of june. I'll tell furthr details later. Pray 4 me...! .

ingane oru msg ayakan agraham undenkil... Forward cheytho.. Persons who live in one's heart, are not needed to be met daily, their memories themselves are worth more than meeting them. Bitter truth of life"If we get what ever we love there is no respect for tears" "if we love what ever we get there is no need for tears." Who was the 1st INDIAN WOMAN to fly abroad without passport & visa.? . Guess? . SEETHA with RAAVANA to SRILANKA..!!! Improve ur general Knowledge....! Wat's d difrnce between bus &cycle? sardar:Bus varum pokum But bus stand avide thanne kaanum Cycle varum pokum Cycle standum koode pokum....!!! U can count d no of seeds in an apple, but u can't count d num of Apples grown in 1 SEED!! No one knows their own ability, so hope for that! A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you. Sardar had twins He named Thara & Sithara Again twins He named Peter & Repeater Again twins He named Max & Climax Again twins Finally he named TIRED & RETIRED Naan nadhikalude jeevananu. Naan vayalelakalude pottichiriyannu. Swargathinte kannuneeranu. Athirukalillatha akas athinte nanutha ardrathayanu. maza.......... mazayinnu malayalikku ormayakumo ? akam nammalokke kannadikku munpil mathram kannu thurakkunna andhanmaranallo alle.....

Nobody wil ever remember how u look,how u speak,what u did or anything else. But the only thing they reme mber is how u made them feel... Palappozum mungithazunna manushynte eKaanthaariamaya nilavili " naan jeevichirippundu kadalilo marupparappilo veruthe jeevichirippund". "Urakkam polu m entethallatha oru kalathiloode naan jeevichu porunnu" ennayal bheethiyode ariyunnu maranathinn u vendi ayal ennum jeevikkunnu... Stars r sn tgthr,yt they r s fr prt.. Tru friendship my nt speak vrydy,but rmmbr thy r lwys linkd Hrt t Hrt.. SHAKESPEARE SAYS, "It is not necessary to share everything between true friends. But it is necessary that wha t you share must be true." An elephant has 5 bananas & it is hungry, but yet it does not eat any Y? . bcoz bananas r made of plastic. next.. . The 5 bananas r real, yet d elephant does not eat y? . bcoz elephant is made of plastic......never giv up, next . both d elephant & banana r real, yet it cannot eat y? . bcoz d bananas r in TV. ...cool dwn. . now both elephant & bananas r real & in TV bt cannot eat y? . bcoz both of dem r in diffrent channels. next, . both elephant & bananas r real & in TV & same channel bt canot eat y??

. Cmon think... . bcoz d TV is off.. @ @ @ /( )\ /( )\ /( )\ _][_ _][_ _][_ pedikkenda,ellam ente aalukala. oru gudnight parayan vittatha ! Your absence should be long enough so that somebody misses u, it shouldn't be so long that somebody finds out that how well he can do without u...! =o00o===o00o= / / , ,., , / / ! '( o o ) / ') (--) / Aahh...! Still u r hanging on the tree? Come on get down and go to BED..!@ Good night,,,, " Life nvr leaves u empty. It always replaces everything u lost. If it asks u to put something down, its bcoz it wants u to pick up somthing grea ter " (@ ~ --> ) (@ Hi,go to edit option & place the Cursor above the mouth... U can see me sayin- i miss u.... really...!

Gulfil ninum maman: ninak entha vendath tintumon: mobaile mathi mama snehathode maman: nokia mathiyo da kuta tintumon: nokiyal porada patti vanganam... Aana&Urumb

wer B-Tech students studying in same class. Aana was a regular studnt but urumb was a regular absentee.Y? . Bcoz d urumb was a 'cut'urumb Champions are not supernatural, they just fight one more second when everyone else quits. Sometimes one more second of effort gives you VICTORY. What is the difference between Agraham & Athyagraham? . Glamour venam ennathu Agraham.. . Sen-inte athrem venam ennathu Athyagraham! "A Pure Hearted Person can hav wonderful Smile that makes even His Enemy 2 feel Gui lity for being his Enemy. Catch the World of Peace wit Smile. Rain is not only drops of water. It's the love of sky for earth. They never meet each other but sends love this way. Enjoy the love of nature. Happy Monsoon !!! HEIGHT OF FASHION: Fathr to daughtr: munpu nee enne PAPA ennalle vilichirunathu, Ippo entha ACHA ennu vilikunath? . "PAPA ennu vilichal ente lipstick pokum" Friendship means:To feel somone in every heartbeat.To find someone in every thou ght..To see someone with closed eyes&To miss someone without reason. I Love u... I Miss u... I care 4u.... Luttappy Radhayodu ingane paranju. Actually Luttappy Radhaye Love cheyyunnundo? Athinu Mayavi sammathikumo? Ini Mayavi sammathichalum Dakini Ee Bandham Angeekarikumo? Raju Luttappiyude Aliyanavumo..? Kooduthal Ariyan ee aazhchathe "BALARAMA" Vaayikuka.....!

Amazing: If U rearrange these letters U will get the following: *Dormitory= Dirty room *Astronomer= Moon-starer *The EYES= They see *A Decimal Point= I'm a dot in place *Eleven plus two= Twelve plus one *Princess Diana= End is a car spin..!! A beautiful saying: "Words are under ur control Untill u speak them, But U come under their control Once U have spoken them!" ThE WoodS ArE LovelY, DarK N DeeP. BuT I HavE PromiseS TO KeeP. AnD MileS TO GO BeforE I SleeP. AnD MileS TO GO BeforE I SleeP. -RoberT FrosT.::[GUD+NT]::. A beautiful story: Oru nattil oru baryayum barthavum Sandoshathode jeevichirunnu. Pradeekshikkade oru divasam baryakku mararokam pidi pettu. Aa barya thante barthavinodu matoru vivaham kazhikkan paranju. Pakshe barthavu adinu visa mmadichu Avasanam barya nirbandichu, Koode oru kathum koduthitu paranju. ningal ini kettan pokunna pennkuttikku ee kathu kodukkanam. Pakshe adu ningal vayikkarud ennum paranju. Barya marichu. Pin need thante barya paranja pole matoru kalyanam kazikan ayal teerumanichu. Ayal penu kanan po i.tante barya thana kathu aa kutiku kodutu. Aval atu vaycha udane aval avalude etane vilichu. Etan ayale thali avasihanaki. Ayal hspitalil ninu vana udane aa kathilenthanenu ariyan agrahichu, Ayal thaniye oru malamukalil poyi katheduthu.. Bharyayodu kshama chodichu. Ennittu sankadathode k atheduthu... Thurannu nokkanirikkumbol, oru nalla kattu vannu kathu parippoyi.. Pavam alley? Kochikaran

kochapu paranju Kochikarellam Kallanmarannu. Angane Kochikarellam Kallanmaranel Kochappuvum Kallanelle? Angane Kochapu kallananel avan paranjathu kallamalle? angane avan pa ranjathu kallamanel kochikarellam Nallavarelle? Angane avarellam nallavaranel kochappuvum nallavanelle? angane aanel avan paranjathu sathyamalle? Angane anel kochikarellam kallanmarell e? Angane anel kochapuvum kallanelle? Para mone, Para.. Kurudante bharyaye chevi kelkathayal kidnap cheythu. Ithu kanda oru samsarasheshi yilathavan ee karyam kurudane engane ariyikum? It is a challenge. Rply me:-) Lyf hs so mch to teach us. Once a famous Dutch poet sang ''Milanstrad cino olyur emu upswebo mox jetkialu kimbe trecande uglo absanica'' Enthalle Realy touchng... Pazham veno? Kadala veno? Mixture veno? Popcorn veno? Kappalandi veno Biscuit veno! venamengil.... . marathil ninnu irangi vaa....! At marriage functions,old people used 2 pull my cheeks & say "YOU ARE NEXT " Now they stopped it U know y? i started doing the same thing at funerals! A boy loved a girl n proposed her... but she said NO... He was not sad... His frnds asked y he had no felings... u know wat he replied? .

He said, "y shld i b sad? She shld b sad, coz i lost a grl who nvr lovd But she lost QUEEN OF HIS g'mrng dear! gr8 day:-) A 2008 love story Movie... Hero loves heroin, but heroin loves vilan, but vilan loves hero sister. but hero sister loves heroin brother. But heroin brother loves villan sister. But villain sister loves hero's brother. Finally 2 persons commit sucide whos that? . Producer and director Stars+Moon = Romantic Night, Birds+Sky = Lovely Day, Forest+Animal = Refreshing World, YOU + YOUR SMILE = . Ente Ammo, "DRACULA" Pedipikate kidannurangikoode? Sun Is Upset.. Moon Is Happy... Y..? Bcoz.. . Sun Is Missing U N Moon Is Going 2b Vth U. Gud Night:-) Maths magic: your cell number's last digit x 2 +5 x50 + ur AGE + 365 & - 615. me... a guy who kept her as, HEARTS" Hav a

The last 2 numbers is ur age & the 1st is ur cell's last no. TRY it. Once CONST A & e^x (e power x) wer walkng on d road Sudnly CONST A screamd-"run.. DIFFERENTIATION is coming,he wil eliminate us" e^x stands firm n says to DIFF,"u cant do anythin 2 me, Im e^x & wil always b e^x" DIFF strts laughng.. Why? . Why? . DIFF says I m nt d/dx, I m d/dy!! PATTEE..EE.. PATTEE...EEE... PATTEE...EEEE...PATTEE...EEE.. . HOW DID U FEEL? THIS WAS THE CRY OF A TAMIL GIRL WHEN HER GRANDMOTHER DIED.. Do't expect ythng frm lfe, expcttins hrt. Wh U d't xpt,every mmet, verythig is srprse very srprise brigs hppiness.. Beauty is 2see, Nt 2touch Luv is 2share, Nt 2store Sms is 2send, Nt 2store Realation is 2make, Nt 2break Ny8 is 2sleep nt 2ply vth fones.ok So gudny8.. We Love Ourself even after doing many misTaKeS, Then How can we hate other 4 their only one MisTakE, So think... b4 U hate Someone..! LOVE ALL. "Laugh so hard dat even sorrow smiles at u " "Live life so well dat even death loves 2 see u

live" "Fight so hard dat even fate accepts its defeat".. Whenever u miss d dear 1's close ur eyes, just think of d times spent with them 2gether may b sad or happy moments u might feel them nearer 2 u... Few months to finish sweet college days... Friends heart cry as they depart. Lovers cry bt wil find anothr place 2 meet... Luv of some wich has not been reve ald remain Unreveald. Clases remain empty. These colorful days wont cumeback, bt wil bring tear & joy when v thnk abt it. Hapy final sem. Cal me or snd me ur msgs only @ these timings.. Morng 6am-12pm.. Nun 12pm-4pm evng 4pm-8pm Nyt 8pm-6am Besides dese timings i'l b on my project Plz cooperate.. Someone asked me "do angels exist? " I replied:"Angels exist but sometimes, since they all dont have wings,we call them friends". Gud morning FRIEND. I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, th at I've crossed your mind. "Come like a Horse, Sit like a Thief, and, Go like a King..!!!"This slogan was written on a ... . TOILET DOOR.. Njan vilichal nee erangi varumo ente kude? Ninaku sammathamano?anenkil njan kondupokam... Eniku nalloru doctare parichayamund. Eppolakumpol oru shock kondu ninte prashnam elam sariyavumeda. saramila,ne tensn adikendato... Dont keep your dreams in your eyes, they may fall as tears. Keep them in your heart so that eve

ry heartbeat may remind you about your dream. HEIGHT OF CHALLENGE: In an xm,a student left blank answer sheet.In last page he wrote-"otta thandakku pirannavan anenkil pass aakki kanikeda.....!" Every nice friend is a gift of god..its one of lifes best blessings,a priceless gift that c an never be bought,sold,or forgotten... Wind asked me once Whom do u care 4 the most. And i whispered ur name! So each time when u feel the breeze, Just remember its me saying "takecare" Can computer replace news paper? NO.. Never. Comp. Madaki veeshan pattumo? Comp. Virichu bus standil kidakkan pattumo? Comp. Kondu eechaye attamo? Sardar1: Ente pettiyil enthanullathennu paranjal athile "ladu" muzhuvanum ninakku tharum.... Sardar2:..."Jileby" Patient-My eye pains while having tea. Doc-Take spoon out of mug! Sardar's dad died & he was cryin. Aftr 2 min srdr cries louder. Frnd: what happened now? Srdr: my sister just called me. Her dad also died.! Postman-I travelled 5 miles to deliver ur parcel Joe-Y didn't u post it? Man: Edo, biriyaaniyil oru eecha chathu kidakunnu. Waiter: Athil oru kozhi chathu kidakunnathu prasnamilla. Pinneya oru eecha. Banta: Y

r u writing so slowly? Sam: My 5-yr-old son can't read fast. Man-I want divorce. My wife's not spoken to me for last 6 months. Lawyer-Think again. Such wives are realy hard to get! There're 3 sides to an argument: Ur side, my side & the right side. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit & look at it for hours. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. What did baby corn ask mother corn? A-Where is Pop corn? Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Ans-She had a bright student. This is an adults only msg. If U are under the age of 18, pls don't read dis SmS..! . Election varunnu ellavarum vote cheyyanam..! Frenz r like smell of Cigarettes which stay in fingertips 4 a short time. But true frenz r like Nicotines in cigarettes which stay in heart til Death..!! 1 day God askd me, How long do u need dis cute frend with u??? I simply dropped a drop of water into the sea and told . til i find diz.. Technologys Impact: Dad emails: Dear son, Hw hav u been? Ur mom

& I are fine & we miss u a lot, Plz Turnoff ur PC & cum dwnstairs for dinner.! Sardar throws Rs 100 into a cage by thinking it's 'fine'... "Do not feed, Rs 100 fine!" The Night is Very Beautiful..Look at the Moon,it Spreads Lots of Love all Overthe World, Fill that LoVe in ur Heart & Sleep well.. 6 flowers for u..... 1for health, 1for wealth, 1for love, 1for friendship, and last two.... . chumma chevil vecho !!! " irikkatte! " ,-)))), q" _ _) ( : ) Dhaivame .>("i").. Enikku Goodnight parayathe urangunnavare kothuku kadikkename..moota mo okil kerename..kootinu draculaye vidane..fan karangaruthe..duswapnam kanikename..sama dhanamay urangan sammathikarute..rathri thalavedanayum jaladoshavum paniyum undakename..thalamudi eli kadichu murikename..nale ravile nerathe enikan sammathikaruthe...enikumbol mandabudhi ak kename..amen... Someone askd, wat makes me Happy? He expectd Wealth & Fame. I was thinkn abt this, my mobile beeped with Ur sms. I smiled & said "this makes Me happy"..

5 rulz 4studentz. 1)Nvr make noise in clas coz othrs r sleeping. 2)B absent 2keep campus clean. 3)Tk sme fruits 4d ANIMALS in d staff room. 4)Alwys tk buks coz it acts lik a pillow. 5)Nvr b early 2clas or else no1 wil notice u. Njy clg lif..@RIT Does ur future depend on ur dreams? Yes? Then go & SLEEP! Expect more from yourself than from others...because expectation from others hurt a lot.. while e xpectation from yourself inspires a lot.. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die! Sir-Write an essay on a cricket match. Sam wrote 'No match, due to rain!' Wat is d difference btvn RADIO and AHANKARAM? . Radio padum pakshe ahankaram padilla mone... padilla..... Customer: I saw ur thumb in my soup! Waiter: Oh, but it's not hot. A wellwisher is NOT d 1 who meet & talk 2 U everyday. Wellwisher is d 1 who may or may not meet or talk with U everyday but always thi nk about U & Ur happiness. Qstn 4 exam Prov dat 4b=P if 2(l+B)=P . Ans. 2(l+B)=P 2(elle+B)=P 2 (bone+B)=P

taking b common. 2b(one+1)=P 2b(2)=P 4b=P. Don't cry Ormakal thaliritta chillayil orayiram ormakalumayi priya suhurthe ninekkente... . ''OLAKKA'' Poi paninokadei... One day love asked friendship "y r u in diz world when i'm here"? Friendship smiled & said: "to spread SMILES where u leave tears" Keep smilin:) Puraanathil Sreekrishnande kaamukiyaayirunna Raadha yude initial enthaanu? Send ur replies now...if u dont know the ans send ARIYILLA as ur reply... . Kolakkuzhal vili ketto...raadhe N raadhe... Athe N raadha Her initial was N Chalu...Chalu... Every tear is a sign of commitment Every silence is a sign of compromise Every s mile is a sign of rememberance. The Big difference in friendships: FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN GIRLS :A girl didnt come home 1 night. Next mornin told Father dat she had slept at her friend's house. . Father called 10 of her friends but all said she hadnt been there . . FRIENDSHIP BETWEEN BOYS:A boy didnt come home 1 night, Next mornin told Father he had slept at a buddy's place.. Father c alled 10 of his friends, 8 of them confirmed he had Slept over & 2 Claimed he was still there..! ! :-) Sardar read a book in library 4hrs. He getup &said "Boring Novel,many characters,but no story. librarian

answrd: "sir,that is a telephone dirctory..!! Wife was running after a garbage truck, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Hubby following her yelled, "Not yet. Jump in." Sania mirza started playing tennis at the age of six. Aftr that... everything in her life changed... . Except her skirt..! Life is "XXX"... Ystrdy is an Xperience, 2day is a Xperiment, 2morow is an Xpectatn. So use ur Xperience in ur Xperiment 2achieve ur Xpectatn... Wats d diff b/w Problem,Talent,& Skill? 2boys lovng one girl=Problem! 1 boy loves two girls=Talent! one boy love two girls n both r sisters=skill! Newtn 1st lawEvery book continues 2 b in a state of rest or coverd wITH dust,until&unles a externl or internl xams apPear. LKG last bench Rowdies... Guy1:Aliya njan upset aada. Guy2:Y,any problm in ur house? Guy1:No,innale njan slate vangan Big Baazaril poyi.Avide oru onnara vayasulla super figure'ne kandeda.Aval avalude ammayude th olathirunu enne nokki chiricheda. Guy2:Athu kazhinju enthu sambhavichu? Guy1:Hey aval enne sradhikkaathe poyi. I'm so upset, randu divasamayi njan Cerelac kazhichittu. Guy2: Don't worry aliya nale avale thottilode pokkaam.. "If the Path is Beautiful, ask where it leads... But if the destination is

beautiful, don't ask how the path is... Just Keep going...!!!" Watz de similarity b/w a stdnt studyn BTECH n Aamir in ghajini..? . Simple, both cant rmember anythn aftr 15 min! so its worth writin ans on ur body! A BEAUTIFULL THOUGHT & SO TRUE ur Respect is NoT in the Words spoken to U in ur Presence But some special words Spoken for U in ur Absence!! In life u will never knw,wat u've been missng until it arrives & u'll never knw wat u've got until it s missn g. so dont lose people who make u feel so... What is the difference between 1.Girl friend 2.Lover 3.Wife 4.Steppiny . Ans. 1.Prepaid 2.Postpaid 3.Lifetime 4.Coinbox... ''we started 2day , vat abt urs?'' "Friendship" is a One Way Road to be Traveled by Two with Hand in Hand, To Care To Share To Forgive To Love And To Say Silently "I'm Always with U" Sardr was sitting in beach. An American: r u relaxing?

Srdr:no, i m Ram Singh. Anothr American: r u relaxing? Srdr: No i m Ram Singh. Srdr left tht place in anger. Then Srdr asks one Americn lying nearby: r u relax singh? Americn: yes. Srdr givs a slap & says, all r searching 4u & ur lying here!!!! Two lovers go to commit suicide. Boy jumps. Girl closing her eyes, returns & says, "Love's blind! " Boy opens the parachute & says, "Love never dies!!" Princpl: Any1 caught going 2 D girls hostel will b fined Rs.400 for the 1st time & Rs.900 for the 2nd time. Student: Hw much 4 a season pass? A Boy prayed: Oh god, give me a job, 1 bag full of money,1big vehicle wit lot of girls! GOD: Ur wish is fulfilled & he became . A BUS CONDUCTOR... Nvr say thanx 2 sum1 who loves u.. Nvr say bye 2 sum1 who realy needs u.. Nvr blame a fnd who realy trusts u.. Nvr 4gt a person who thinks abt u... Kerala is in safe hands! *M A BABY: degree failed.. *k p Rajendran: SSLC and gusthi.. *A K Balan: SSLC Failed.. *Paloli: 5th standard and drill.. *Kodiyeri:8th standard and gundaayism.. *Sudhaakaran: M A theri.. And d head of all Achumaama:4th standard and Udayippu... Saakshara keralam! Rules for happy. Never hate. Dont worry.

Live simple. Expect little. Give a lot. Always smile. then you have a happy new year Innu december 28.Indiak swanthanthryam kitiya 95th varsham.Ee thiruvona divasampadakam pottichu gandhi jayanti agoshikunna ninak en te puthuvalsara ashasamsakal. Frnds never leave each other... Frnds never depart... They just sit silently somwhere deeply in each othrs HEART Saying "I'm still here..." Achan: Examil Jayichalum Tottalum Ninaku Njan Bike Vangitarum. Makan: Wow! Atu Kollam. Achan: Jayichal PULSAR, Thottal M80, Poyi Meen Vitto... Natwest jayichappol Ganguly shartoori. 20-20 jayichappol Dhoni shartoori. BHAGAVANE oru cycle 3 in one kathichekam. SANIA MIRSA wimbeldon jayikane!!! mechanic'nte wife prasavichu. Wife husband'nu SMS vittu: "Ningalude spare part vannu." Husband rep ly SMSil chodichu: "Kutty NUT or BOLT?" Lov Equatn Smart Boy+Smart Girl = Friends Foolish Boy+Smart Girl = Empty Pocket Foolish Boy+Foolish Girl = Marriage Smart Boy+Foolish Girl = Pregnancy... Biology teacher asks students to draw the female reproductive organ.A girl feels shy & looks DOWN. . Sardar boy shouts: "Madam she's copying" Natwest jayichappol Ganguly shartoori. 20-20 jayichappol Dhoni shartoori. BHAGAVANE oru cycle 3 in one kathichekam. SANIA MIRSA wimbeldon jayikane!!

Kashuvandi factoryil samaram. Sthreekalude mudravakyam vili."Kayatiya andi irakila, irakiya andi kayatila.Paisa kootti tharathe muthalaleede andiyil t hodilla" Actress sheela asks jayan a question...Etta... Who is the world greatest football player .Jayan replies in his style..... "PELE" yaadi mole..!". 11 hostel girls went to a shop to buy bananas. But the shop keeper sell only in dozens. One girl tellz otherz,,, "Saramilla, Onnu. Namukku Tinnam...." Mammuka & Lal went 2 a calgirl Mamu went in & cum out n said "My wif is bettr" Laletan went in &cum out n said "U R right,ur wife is much bettr" "Jai MOHANLAL" Adutha lakkam BALARAMA vayikku.. Itz seriouz >Raadha garbhini !! utharavaadhi aaru? Vikramano? Muthuvo? Rajuvo? Atho mayaviyude mayajalamo? >Raaju Radhayude kamukano?Atho sahodharano? >Luttapiyude achenaaru? Kuttussano?Puttaluvo? >Dakiniyum Spidermanum thammilendhu bandham? >Luttappikku kuntham koduthadaru? Lottulodukko gulgulmalo? >Thumpan jumpante swantham pattiyo atho jaara santhathiyo? >Vikramen idunnath bootcut jeanso atho valli nikkaro? DONT MISS IT.. Unni kadayil chennitt: "Chetta, vaayil vekkunna THULASI undo?" shopowner: "aval gulfil poyallo. KUNDIKKU vekkunna Sankaran undu. vilikkatte?" Mary athu oori --, -- ? Qn:Mary enthanu ooriyathu?

(Blouse,Pantees, PyaS PyaS,Bra) Ans-'PyaS PyaS'. ( Tu Mary athu oori pyas pyas )- GhAJINI Girl 2 Boy : 'My left leg is lunch & right leg is dinner.Which would u prefer?' BOY:I like SNAKS,between lunch and dinner.! Teacher: Which animal flies in air, but gives birth to young ones on land? Sardar (excited as for 1st time he knows the ans) Sardar: AIRHOSTESS!! What is pure Ayurvedic name for Condom...? "Veerya Rodhaka Taila yukhta Prajanana virodhi Linga vastra" Pass 2 all local careless *****ers as i did. SARDAR reads a poster outside police station. "WANTED!!! for rape and murder. He goes in & says "Sir I want to apply 4 that job!" Police said to baiju'ninte pakkal ninnu vaataanulla sadhanangal kandeduthathu kond ninne vaatu case-inu arrest cheyunnu. Baiju:- 'Enna pinne balalsangathinum koodi enne arrest cheyy. Police: athenthina? Baiju: Athinulla sadhanangalum ente kaivasam undallo...! A scientist was about to develop a bra that stops women's boobs bouncing while running & nipples showing, when wet. . DON'T B PANICWE HAVE KILLED THAT POORIMON Lady clerkinod Mattamsaju: "Peon Sasiye ariyamo, orunda... karuthitt...?" . Ladyclerk:"Sasiye ariyam, unda karuthittano, veluthittano ennariyathilla"... SARDAR reads a poster outside police station. "WANTED!!! for rape and murder. He goes in & says "Sir I want to apply 4 that job!"

CBI Raids In Nayan thara's House BathRoom-20 Lacs Cash StoreRoom-50 kg Gold & BedRoom Full of . My Photos ! Silly gal Krazzy abt me;-) Man goes to a Dr and says Man: Sir ente saadhanam pongunnila... give some medicine.. Dr: r u married? Man: no Dr: do u have a girlfrend? Man: no Dr: do u go to prostitutes? Man: no Dr: do u masturbate? Man: no. Then Dr: pinne entinaada *e, pokki nirthiyittu? calendar thookiyidaanano? Height Of Disappointment: A Woman Realising AFTER A Long Long Search in GOOGLE That...... . "Phillip's 21 Inch" Was Actually A TV..!!! Teacher:Who is Mary's son? (a boy pokes a girl with his pen) girl cries: oh Jesus! Teachr:Very good,Now who was born on 25th Dec? (again boy pokes.) girl cries: oh Jesus. Teacher:Very good,Now class what did Eve tell Adam after havin der 17th child. (again boy pokes d girl) Girl: Ini enne kuthanayi athum pokki pidichondu vannal karthavane sathyam, njanath odich kalayum. The teacher fainted..!!! :-D

Raatri AVALUMAI ninnappol current poyi....AVAL fresh ayirunnu... Ente aarthi moothu...aadyamayta nu ingane... . Sharkara illathe "AVAL" Kazhikunnathu;-) Angry Husband sent SMS to Father-in-law "YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS! Smart Father-in-law: "WARANTY EXPIRED, MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"! Sardarji's wife shouted in d morning;:"Ningal ithu kando.poocha paalu muzhuvan kudichu". Sardarji shouted:"Ninnod ethra thavana parangittund BRA ittu kidakkan. When APPLE becomes red, it is ready to eat, When a girl becomes 18 she is ready 2 . VOTE! Dirtymind.. u will never change. Vatican church press release: Lying in bed, naked with somebody & screaming Oh my god oh my god oh my god is not considered praying Girl in shop:Bra venam. SalsMn:Size60ano? Grl:No SlsMn:30ano? Grl:No SlsMn:15ano? Grl:No SlsMn:Molk fair&lovly tharatte, cheriya kuru vallatumanengil poykolum. Son: Dad, was yours a love marriage? Dad: Yes, how do u know? Son: Ther is only 6 mon th btween ur mariage nd my date of birth. Dad:..?!:-) Principal: Write ur father's name in malayalam? Unnikuttan: "PAMBINKUNNA" Principal: what nonsense r u writing? . Unnikutan: my father's name is "NAAGALINGAM"

What is the opposite of manchester united? think. not chelsea or liverpool . 'woman breast r divided!' Q:"Poottil idunna sadhanam enthu? . Ans: "THAKKOL" Negative people always think negatively!! A Girl was on a ship. Captain blackmails her 'if u dont Sleep with me I'll sink this ship' Later she Sms her husband: I saved 600 passengers 17 times in 2 days! Sardar to friend :my grandpa know date and time of his death. Friend:how? Sardar : judge told him. "A True Thought..!" "When u are up in ur life ur friends know who u r" & "when u r down in ur life u know who ur friends r". YOU kNow wAts d bEst tHInG iN oUr frNdshIp... . ...itS d fIrst wOrd oF tHiS msG! "Laziness is our biggest enemy" -Swamy Vivekananda "We should learn 2 love our enemy" -Gandhi INCREDIBLE LOVE TEST:Just Type LOVE<space>ur name, <space>ur partners name & send it to.. . To ur father's number. He'll tell ur future! Friends r like crayons, dey colour our lives. I may not b ur favourite color but hope u'll need me sumwhere 2 complete ur picture... Mkg vry hppy th wrd $ mp$$b... t$t mk fw of them hppy wh $ bg wth , by yr v, r d

$wt $m... Frndshp is Not HISTORY to forget Not MATHS to calculate Not LANGUAGE to translate Its only d chemistry dat reacts btwn hearts... Pain of mising frnds isn't their absence, but itz wen u thnk of d gud times u hv shard n' u ask urself "wil dos moments ever hapen again".....and ur mind tel u silently-NEVER! Mobiles are irritating.. Daily charging.. Monthly recharging.. Annoying beeps.. Low network.. But One thing I like about it.. . it connects U & ME.. Makane engg.colgil cherkkan vanna achan securityodu: Ivide padichal joli kittumo? Security: Sure..njan ivideyalle padichathu... The world's most happiest friends never have the same characters... they just have the best understanding of their differences.... Pls remind me to remind u abt reminding me to send u this reminder that reminds me of reminding u that I AM ALWAYS YOUR LOVING FRIEND. B-egin ur day with L-ov in ur heart Expect blessings S-hare goodness S-hine like the sun I-nspire somene N-ever 4get dat G-od is with u

Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one;Let everybody luv u but u luv one... Mosquito: Can I go to the theatre? Mom: Yes, but beware of the applause. No balance plz call me urgent. . Sender: Osama Binladen. +9616000560 Pass this sms to ur frds & c how many fools didnt read it fully. Avalumayi ninnapo pettenu light poyi Vetilanenki arumilla fresh ayirunu aval,Enikanenki chankidipu koodi Adyamayta njan"AVALU" thinnunath, athum sarkara Ellathe. A good friend in our life is like the importance of our heartbeats. Though they are not visible,it silently support our life Ishtapettathu kittanamenkil, ishtam pole kashttapedanam.. kashttapedaan ishttamillenkil, ishttapettathu nashttapedum.. Remember me as a dried flower b/w Your notebook.They might not bear any fragnanc e , but they will always be enriched with memories.....!! Lve the hrt that hrtz . .. .. .. But never hrt the hart tht lvez .. "The Value of a relation is not how much one feels happy with someone, but it is the emptyness that one feels without someone" Give laugh to all but smile to one; Give cheeks to all but lips to one; Give luv to all but heart to one;Let

everybody luv u but u luv one... Strs r sn tgthr, yt they r s fr prt... Tr frinds my nt speak vrydy, bt rmmbr thy r lwys linkd hrt t hert. You are beatiful You looks so cute. Try for a career in modeling or try Bolly wood. For more jokes, sms jokes to"9747330121" Normal charges apply. Ormakal koodu koottiya manasinte thalirchillayil niramulla orayiram ormakalumayi . OLAKKA!! Poyi kidannurangeda. Time would make us 2 4get some persons.But ther would b some persons who would makes us 2 4get time. They r bes t of best friends. Yawn: It's the only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth. How do you know the ocean is friendly? -It waves. arinjo, Gud News!! TODAY NIGHT all india BSNL 2 BSNL AIRTEL 2 AIRTEL Vodafone to Vodafone. Idea 2 IdeaU can make Free miss calls! miss call enkilum adikku.. ur sms Is mY gulabjamun, ur miss call is my rasmalai, ur call is my rasgulla, so, always keEp MY SWEET DISH BOX FULL so i m waiting foR the SWEETS...

V nvr knw, Y V lke sum ppl mor thn othrs.. Y v luv sum ppl witht reson.. Y v feel hapy abt meetng dem... bt genuinely hapines is al abt hvng such ppl in life... ''Care and love, should be in your heart not in your words''. ''Anger should be in your words not in your heart''. She's the kind of girl who doesn't care for a man's company-unless he owns it. Return of DEADLY CHALI SARDARinu shirt iron cheyanam,no current Enthu cheyyum? . Iron boxinte achane theri vilichu..iron box choodaayi..appo shirt thechu... "Old friends are gold.! New friends are diamond! If u get diamond dont forget the gold, bcz To hold a diamond in a ring you need a base of gold.! Happiness always looks small,if u hold it in ur hands... But wen u learn 2 share it, u wil realize how big & precious it is... Be happY always... Teacher:-What is common between KRISHNA,NABI,GANDHI& JESUS? SARDAR replied."ALL ARE born ON GOVERMENT HOLIDAYS. Hurt a true heart as many times as u want, it won't stop loving u. But if u cheat a true heart, it won't hurt or hate u, but it won't dare 2love u again..

Life has so much to teach us, Once a famoz dutch poet sang "Milanstted cin olyuremu upswebo mx jokialu kimbe tryicened uglo Ho entha alle... Really touching;-) Today night 12.30 to 3.30am cosmo ray's entering earth from mars. So switch of ur mobile's - told by nasa in. B.B.C news. Plz pas it ur friends to whom u care. Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without brain. Please tell them your age When asked what forgiveness is, a little girl gave this beautiful answer: Forgiveness is the sweet scent that a fl ower gives when it is being crushed'' If u r not busy Pls press down . . If u r not busy press up.. The most widely used language in bangalore.. english? tamil? kannada? guess? . its C,C++,Java. Fwd Dis Msg tO 5 Ppl &... . U wil Get nOthiNg..Its True..Its wOrkiNg..Even i Didn't Get anything! . Except a SMILE On Ur Face..AND DATS ENOUGH 4 ME... I'm on a mission Mison1: 2 4get u Mison2: nvr talk 2 u Mison3: 2 break our friendship Gues my mison's name? MISSION IMPOSSIBLE. Keep messaging

me 2 win exciting prizes.1st Prize lots of love.2nd prize life time friendship 3 rd prize free stay in my heart.Offer valid til i die. This is formally announce that I have started accepting NEW YEAR gifts in CASH, CHEQUES & CHOCOLATES etc. Avoid last day rush send now...!! SEN JACOB CHRISTmas is a wonderful "DAY" "2Pray" "2Love" "2Care" "2Smile" "2Relax" nd "2Thnk GOD" 4ll He gives to us,, Happy CHRISTmas.. H?aga pog?a dyga Jang? jo?g? g?nga T??g? manga wanga M?? u?g? n?ethr?.JIglo . Congratulations! Sathya prathinja kazhinju. Ini nee aadivaasikalude MOOPPAN. As u look up the sky u will feel my christmas wishes wrapped in its gentle light ,The stars will spread across the sky to say "HAPPY CHRISTMAS" Give 1000 chances to ur enemy to become ur frnd..but dont give a single chance to ur frnd to become ur enemy.. One sardar ate a tablet by cutting two edges... Why...?

. 2 avoid side effects... Another sardar ate the 2edges only.. Why...? . Madyam aarogyathinu haanikaram. Golden quote by Abraham Lincon: "If friendship is ur weakest point,then u r the strongest person in the world." Oru poo chodhichu aval oru chedi thannu,oru page chodhichu aval oru book thannu,avasanamayi oru umma chodhi chappol umma maathramalla avalude uppayum vannu. Marichu Kazhinju dhaivam ellavarodum avaravarude Papamgal Paperil ezhuthan parangjapol, Doore ninnum ninte shabdham kettu . ADDITIONAL SHEETS PLEASE..... You learn to love someone when u find what makes them smile, but u can never tru ly love someone, until u know what makes them cry... U cn b a doctr & sav livz, a lawyr & defnd lives, a soldir & protct lives. bt, Y play wit othrs Lives? Simply b an Engg. & screw up ur own Life.N'joy Fools read my sms! Monkies delete my sms! Donkies save my sms! Mad people edit my sms! Beggers send it me again! Ini enthenkilum cheyyu... ( __; ( (__; (( ) __; ( ) ( ( ( -

( __; ( ( ( ) __; ( ( ) ( __; ( ( ( ) - __; (I MISS ( ) - A$ long a$ we have memories, yEsterday remains & S long as we have hope, tomorrow await$..."Keeping someone in our smile is very easy... But, to be in someone's s mile is very difficult... So "RESPECT" the smile which "CARES" FOR U LKG Kutti phone'il: "Helo,Ente Mon Innu School'il Varilla,Avanu Paniyanu" Teacher: "Idaaraa Samsarikkunnathu?" Kutti: "Ente Achanaa" Golden quote by Abraham Lincon: "If friendship is ur weakest point,then u r the strongest person in the world." Thought for lifetime: Failure should never go to Heart! & Success should never go to Head! Be simple!! Think positive!! In Ramayanam: Ravanan has 20 eyes but he look only 1 girl thats Seedha. You have only 2 eyes but u look daily 200 girls. Think urself who is the real RAVANAN.. Yaksha asked: What is the best wealth? Yudhishtira replied: Moral knowledge is t he best wealth. [try 2 aquire it]. Forest school attendance edukkal. Tiger,.,sir, lion...sir elephant...sir, monkey...... monkey...... monkey......

. message vaayichirikathe attendance parayado A nice thought: AlwAys Listen To Your Elder's Advice... Not BecAuse They R AlwAys RIGHT Bt BcAuse They HAve More Experiences of "Being WRONG" Teacher-If you had Rs.1000 in one pocket & Rs.1000 in the other, what would u think? Stud-Ye pant kiski hai? But to see her was to love her, love but her, & love her forever. -Robert Burns If God answers ur Prayer,he increases ur faith.If delays,He is increasing ur Patience.If doesnt answer,He knows you can h andle it perfectly... Smile is a language of love, smile is a source to win hearts. Smile is a name of livelyhood n smile creates greatness in personality so BRUSH UR TEETH DAILY. A gud plan of today is better than A gr8 plan of Tomoro. Luk backward with satisfaction and look for ward with confidence,u wil succeed in ur life Monganiruna pattiyude thalayil thenga veenenu ketu . Valiya thenga aayiruno? . Ipol vedhanayundo? . Alla nee enthina MONGIYATHU?? Para... ei Iy ? ?_ ei I I ? Entha nokunne? Jackie chan ayacha messaga. Ninodu kulikkan paranju. China vare naarunnundennu.. "No one wil manufacture a lock widout a key" Similarly,God wont giv problems widout solutions. So,b fearless & face d challenge.

.+""+. How .+""+. + "+.R .+""+. + "+. "+U .+""+.+""+.MY + "+. "+. .+""+.+""+. + Dear + "+ "+" +" "+.+ friend goodnight Chanduvine palarum tholpichittundu ..! Palavattam., puthiya conection tharamennu paranhu BSNL tholpichu., incoming free ennu paranhu BPL tholpichu., outgoing 10ps mathi ennu paranhu IDEA tholpichu., Lokam kayyilothukkam ennuparanju RELIANCE Tholpichu Eni chanduvine tholpikkan aavilla makkale chandu MOBILE vittu..!!! When u find a dream inside ur heart dont ever let it go . Dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful tomorrows grow.Have a wonderful dream.Gud nyt "Do not count what u have lost.Just see what u have now,because past never comes back but sometimes future can give us back our lost things. GOOD ??:. '??("*") ??'!I:?? 'v" ?? '!?? ight SWEET /l ???::. >'',< ?? '?? ????:' reams! Yesterday whole night i was thinking abt only U.... .

now iam thinking of V. . Tonight i will definitly think about w,x,y,z Life spent with someone for a life time may be meaningless, but a few moments spent with someone who really loves you give m eaning to your life... "The Dream is not what u see in sleep, Dream is the thing which does not let u s leep." A P J Kalam. Gn. Good friends care 4 each other. Close friends understand each other. And true friends stay forever beyond words, beyond time. Oru upakaram cheyyamo.. . ee msg onnu delete cheyumo.ithil onnumilla. U want & U get that is luck, U want & U wait that is patience, U want but U compromise that is life & U want, U wait & U don compromise that is succes s Accept my simple gift of "GUD NIGHT & SWEET DREAMS" wraped with 'LOVE' tied with 'CARE' an d sealed with 'PRAYER' to keep you 'SAFE' and 'HAPPY' FOREVER... A kind kiss is on d head A swt kiss is on d cheeks A passionate on lips A romantic on neck but seriously the HOTTEST kiss is on... . AN IRON BOX... I wish u days dat r sunier than wat u've knwn b4,i wish u nyts dat shimmer in si lver leaving u asking 4 more.i wish u months dat fly riding on a crest ofd ni8.

If you dont mind. if you dont feel bad, please give me A A K A KI A KIS A KISS A KISS A KISS A KISSAN JAM bottle Of Rs.22.50/- ha.ha. Never break 4 things in life.. Trust, Promise, Relation, Heart..Because when they break they dont make noise.. but pains a lot. Friends are like crayons.They colour our lives. I may not be your favourite color; but hpe you will need me somwher to co mplete your picture. HI MOON,DIM UR LIGHT...HELLO WIND,BLOW SOFT...HELLO EARTH, SPIN GENTLY...COZ MY SWEET FRIEND IS GOING TO SLEEP...good night... A loving memory of ur smiling face..a friend like u can never replace..deep in my heart u will always stay freshly remembered everyday.. . Good night... Tears r more precious dan smiles,bcos V can smile at anybdy, even strangers.. bt tears r shed only 4 those whom v cant afford 2 lose in life... Staying far nvr breaks relation, staying near never builds relation. But its the link between hearts, which never allows us Forget each other. Time is like a RIVER. U can't step on the same water twice bcz the glow that has passed will never pass u again. SO ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF UR LIFE.. If i could pull down the rainbow on earth I would write Ur name on it and put it back on sky to show people how colo urful is my life with a friend like U.

Having a FRIEND so SINCERE so CARING so SWEET so TRUE is a TREASURE is a MIRACLE is a BLESS is a GIFT So, I just can't imagine, How Lucky I AM having U.!! Be a flower 2 all gardens, Be a smile 2 all faces, Be a waterfall 2 all mountains & the most i mportant.. "BE A GOOD BROTHER TO ALL BEAUTIFUL GIRLS."!!! U can never find a perfect friend in me, becoz what makes me human is my imperfection,but this is for sure that i will be always be ur friend,not perfect,but true. "Tears r d silent language of "LOVE" when the tears come with reason means u got some problem,but when tears come without any reason means u r mising SOMEONE . 'TIME' is a rare luxury which can never be purchased at any cost. So when someone spends it for u, it defines the depth of care they have 4 you!! ;-? What is Globalisation? DIANA'S DEATH... Because an English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend in a German car driven by a Dutch dr iver crashes in a French tunnel while being chased by Italian paparazi on Japaneese bikes,treated by Portugese doctor with Brazilian medicine. This sms is sent by an Indian genius on a Finland phone smuggled by a Pakistani via Nepal.Again this is read by an INDIAN WHO LOOKS LIKE AFRICAN TRIBAL WITH

MONGOLIAN SMILE.....! Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Q Oh.. Oru Good night Parayan Ethra Neram"Q" nilkkanam...gu ecstasy,i wish u yrs dat merrily rol by,and ur life be the truth of a sweet fantasy. What are the Students studying in Pakistan? BE- Bomb Engineering M.B.B.S- Member of Bomb Blasting Society IIT- International Institute of Terrorism CAT- Career in Alqueda & Taliban MTech- Masters in Terror Technology LLB- Learning Licence of Bomb blasting Msc- Missile Science Bsc- Bio weapon Science He Cam, I Kpt Lukin At Him. He Smild, Yet I Kpt Quiet. He Bgan 2 spk, I Din Listen. He Bgan 2 Leav, Den i Shoutd... Sir Attendance!! ???. ????? ????? ???? ???? ???? ????? ?????? ???? ???? ???? Onnum manasilayilla alle? Onnum pedikkanda Aru chodichalum GAFOOR KA DOSTH ennuparanja mathi. Sardar visitd a chinese frnd in hosptal. sardr:how r u ? Chineseman (wakesup &cried):"chang chu cheng ping jong chi.."after dialog he fel on bed & d ied. Sardr thinks dat dialog s his "last desire". Sardr visited chinese teacher &translated his dialog.- "Oxygen

tubil chavittinilkathe maari nilkadaa..!! Malayalam version of windowsXP launchd as JANALUKAL XP. Some commands usd in that Save-rakshikkoo save as-angane rakshikku save all-ellarem rakshikku paste-ottikkoo run-odoo cut-vettoo search-thappoo new-puthan help-sahayikkoo exitpurathu podey open-thurakkadey tools-aayudhangal recycle bin-kuppathotti.. _!_ H 6 ! N p o o 6 6 N ! l ! W S d 3 3 >l . CONFUSED..? Turn ur mobile upside down & read it again.. Chanjadi aadi urangu nee..cherinjadi adi urangu nee..chanju cherinju malarnu kamizhnnu en gane engilum onnu urangi pandaradangu... "A fool can ask more number of questions than that a wise man is able to answer" No wonder why we remain speechless during the "VIVA"!!.. Fact of Life:If a gal cries..der may b 1000 reasons.. But if a boy cries..der is only a reason.. "A GIRL" .....ONLY A GIRL....... Frndship is Not HISTORY to forget Not MATHS to calculate Not LANGUAGE to translate Its only d chemistry that reacts between hearts.

Just imagine life without GIRLS..... Great results markets silent streets empty the police at rest ALL mobile companies in loss NO SMS NO flowers NO valentine's NO candles NO perfumes NO travelling No charm on bed ALL THE boys direct to Heaven... Bin laden's son was studying in an American school. Teacher asked him "I have 4 apples, How can i divide among 5 children?" He answered : "KILL one CHILD";-> Those who make U smile;Thank Them. Those who make U cry;tolerate them with smile But those who make u smile with tears in eyes;care 4 them lifelong. If tym Slips away Witout an sms Frm me U dnt hv 2 wory Abt our frndshp Coz feelins Byond words Vl always Keep me R O A you U D N Hav a nice evng Sheela Nazeerinodu: inganathe varthamanam paranjal engane thengathirikkum. Nazeer: ha,ha.mandippenne oru thenga thirikkanano ithra prayasam. Wen flood comes Fish eat ants... When flood goes down ants eat fishes.. TIME MATTERS.. Just hold on & let time pass by God give chance 2 everyone.. Sardar went 2textile shop& said I want a curtaincloth4 my computr.salesman

wondered& askd curtaincloth 4 a comptr? Sardar:I installed windows in my comptr! Oru bike, parannuvanna oru kuruviye idichu. abodhavasthayilaya kuruviye bIkukaran koottila dachu. bodham vanna kuruvi "Thalle JAILA,daivame bikukaran chatho? In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.. Please pass this sms. A 19 year boy need money 4 urgent case. Please recharge with Rs-10 to the no9747329629. Company agreed 2 give Rs-6.50 for every recharge. So plz plz recharge and 4wad t o all. Fwd to all Plz dial the no and u will have a magic +41445804650 . AN IDEA CAN CHANGE UR LIFE.%-) Njan povukaya, kurachu divasam koodi kazhinjal ennennekumayi vida parayum.. Onnu chodichotte? . Ishtamayirunno enne? By *2008* Teachr: If U hv 12 Chocolates & u giv 5 to SONAL, 4 to NEHA & 3 to TINA den wat wil U hv Now? Shami: 3 New Galfrndz!!..... Being a good prsn is like being a goal keeper-no matter how many goals we save ,people'll remember on ly the ones we missed....thats Truth of life!

Friendship is nt loving a perfect friend,but loving a friend perfectly..it does nt hav a happy end.. Bcoz it simply does nt end..! Being a good prsn is like being a goal keeper-no matter how many goals we save ,people'll remember only th e ones we missed....thats Truth of life! By performing the integral of the inter-planetary displacements over the total limits of the universe,and taking the quasical differentiation in the time-space plane (limit : time t -> 0 at infinite relative distance),and by astronomical observation of the radiation frequency (taking static square plane on earth surface as reference) o f emissions from the sun and Alpha Centauri,I have arrived at this conclusion : Today is sunday >? A B C D E F for Apple for Big apple 4 Cheriya apple 4 Double apple 4 Eniyoru apple for First paranjille aa

apple! By LKG Rowdies. Life is difficult Full of troubles, sorrows, pains... But if U fall down Just stand up Be confident & Say . "aarum kandilla" Distance nvr separates any relat'n,Time nvr builds any relat'n, If feelings r true from heart, Then Frnds r always Frnds 4ever... Good friends are like a pair of scissors joint together often moving in opposite dire ction, Yet punishing whoever comes in between...

Birds dat live besides a lake wil fly away wen d lake dries up. But d lotus dat grows in d same lake wil die with d lake. That's d com mitment of true relation... Clasrooms r just like trains! 1st two benchs r executive coaches(only vip sit thr) middle two r general compartment n last two r sleeper coaches... (...) V will 1 day qualify 2 do anythin wid knowing nothin.. Be Proud 2 be an ENGINEER!! 1day wud come wen u wud walk thru the large gate,on the lonely white path with dry leaves dancing in air,trees swaying in the breeze..away from the place where once love was made..smiles shared..hearts brok en..tears spilled.Passing out,u wud feel the essence of unknown emotions...then wen u step into ur lonely classroom with time 2 spare, only memories wud b there with you.u wud realize th at HEAVEN WAS HERE, just years before.. Enjoy COLLEGE LIFE... Friendship is silent gift of nature. "More old more strong.." "More deep more clear." "More close more warm." "Less words more understanding." Jayan SuperHit Movies on HBO-1.UncleWar (mamangam) 2.EyeDadySon (kannappan unni) 3.RunningArmy (padayotam) 4.BlockLine (thadavara) 5.StickShaking (Kolilakam).. Friendship is nt loving a perfect friend,but loving a friend perfectly..it does nt hav a happy end.. Bcoz it simply does nt end..! You get really angry when your parents ask these 5 questions

1.Entha late aayath ?..... 2.Ninakku enthina ippo kashu ?..... 3.Aaroda Phonil ithreyum samsarikunath ?.. 4.Enthina ingane karangi nadakkunath ?...... . 5.Ninakku aa "SEN"ne kandu padichudey ? ,,Pu!w hw u! q shemle ll!m n pue hldaap os noh ss!w l,, . "Confusion??? Turn ur phone up side down 2 read.... really interesting... Feel good when somebody miss you... Feel better when somebody loves u... But feel best when somebody never forgets u... In this world God made few sweet hearts. Among them he made some sweeter hearts. Among them he made 1 sweetest heart. . Adhu ninte alla, enteya!! Who is Hindu? Who is Muslim? There is ALI in DiwALI & RAM in RAMzan. Help INDIA to make UNITY & Fight against Terrorism. Send to all Indians Jai Hind..

Send this to al & see wat number they put for u! 1-U r nothing to me 2-U r a cute cute friend 3-U r my frnd but i wish v were more close 4-I like u very much 5-I wana b ur close frnd

6-I care 4 u 7-I would luv 2 b ur fan 8-I love u 9-I want 2 be in ur life forever. 10- i am your enemy. 1st tell me... LOVE <----? LOVE <--? LOVE <---? LOVE<---? LOV<---? LO<---? L<---? <---? . FRIEND <---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? FRIEND <---? FRIEND<---? Hey see: That is the power of friendship. A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A

A A A A A AAAAchi... sorry for disturbance. continue ur work. R u free now? Whn u get time call me. I need 2 talk 2 u abt somthng personal . Arabian sea is 4 sale. Shall v both buy it....? "Luck is not in your hands. But work is in your hands.." "Your work can make luck But Luck can't make your work.." Do the best.. Why do v close our EYES ? wen v PRAY, wen v CRY, wen v DREAM, wen v MISS someone ? bcoz d most BEAUTIFUL things in life r not seen but felt by d HEA RT..... The best love quote ever heard: "I will remember her nt as the one who broke my heart, bt as the one who taught me how to live with a broken heart.." Lokathile 3 sathyangal: 1) Navu kondu muzhuvan pallum thodan pattilla. . 2) Ithu kettal udan chila mandanmar onnu try cheyum. . 3) Pinne chirikkum.... A boy wrote Luv letter wid BLOOD 2 a Medical girl & said Khat ka jawab Zarur den a, Girl replied: Blood group B+ Haemoglobin 8gm, Sugar-120

Staying far never breaks relation staying near never builds relation. Its a link between hearts which never allow us to forget each other. Sardar is Driving his Bicycle Fastly. Suddenly A Bus Came Opp To Him. Sardar Ang rily askd The Bus Driver"Ninacku chavan ente cycle mathrame kittiyullo....?" Share a heart which never breaks, Have a smile which never hurts, Give a touch which never pains, Maintain a Friendship which never ends. Hey see this magic. Press down . Pothu pole valarnnu. Ipolum magic kananirikua... Kazhutha... Really you are... Marvellous Affectionate Noble Noughty Unique Natural Nice & Inteligent . In shortly You are a M.A.N.N.U.N.N.I Silence is the best way to keep away from problems. Smile is a powerful tool to avoid many problems. So have a s ilent smile always!! In KBC-2 Shahrukh asked me the final question "Who is the biggest fool in the wo rld?". I dropped 2 crores but didn't tell your name. Thatz friendship... Keep the smile, leave the tear. Think of joy, forget the fear. Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Be joyous & Be happy 4

ever.... Have a nice day, take care. Generaly v believe our Memory is Weak But somtimes wen v want 2 forget some1 whom v Loved n needed a lot,then v begin 2 realise hw Powrfl our Memory is!! Six Things know abt U...! 1. You are a special person with a wonderful Heart.. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. enough !! Only 1 joke per day..! Get up all u lazy people n do somethin 4 d nation.. . Oh sory it was u?? You go back & sleep... That wil be beter 4 d nation... Shut down ur eyes. Log on some memories. Download some dreams. Save some joy. Delete all ur sorrows. Have a nice sleep... "GUD NI8" What is the difference between Problem, Talent & Luck. . 2Boys lov 1 girl =Problem... . 1Boy lov 2girls = Talent... . 2girls lov 1boy = Luck... SUPPLI ANTHEM. Hum honge all pass, hum honge all pass, hum honge all pass ek din. OOOOH likthe hai bakwaas, university pe hai vishwaas. hum honge all pass ek din. In Urdu 'Zharas badhloon' In Jappaneese 'pnuso fhzari' In Chineese '

nikmdo miagusi ' In French 'wasisde le mphie' In Malayalam 'Onnu nannayikkode?' Dog likes BONE Elephant likes BANANA Ant likes SUGAR cow likes PINNAKKU & kazhutha likes . what? Onnu parayu, Ninaku entha ishtam? .--I"""""""""""'"I / - I I "-O-'""""'O"O"--" Lorry ayakkunnu. sms undenkil kayattividuka.... Teacher 2 a studnt"A=B, B=C, So A=C." Now tell me an exampl just like dat. Stdnt: sir, I LOVE U, U LOVE UR DAUGHTER, SO I LOVE UR DAUGHTER... No one ever won a game of Chess by betting only on each forward moves. Sometimes you hav to move backward to get a better step foward.!! GoodDay..! U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u , but u'll always be special to me. Happiness always looks small if u hold it in ur hands. But wen u learn 2 share it,u wil realize how big & precious it is. Be happY always. Thalle, neram irutti keta. Ini nammalayit wish cheythilannu venda Dey appi oru polappan "kood night" Ketodey! A very nice msg frm my collection.."Two of my friends were arguing as who is dear to me.. . I was smiling

silently thinking of U..." Speaking without egos, loving without intentions, caring without expectations, praying without selfishness is the sign of true relations... Each day i meet sum1 new,but never find another u.The world is full of people its true,yet no 1ever e quals as friend likes u... Whenevr U feel 97% Lonely 47% Bored 32% angry 96% sad, or even 29%confused Don't wory.. Just put those numbrs 2gthr n make a call, i'l b bside u my FRIEND GUD NEWS Engg Xam ll now b only objectv type . Sample ques. Q. Wats d soln of 2+2=? a)4 b)four c)IV d)4.0 . Moral: Engg is Still tough... College Student's 1.Normal heart ECG _,-._/l_,-._/,_,-._/, . 2.ECG when semester xams r goin on _/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l_/l . & when results r announced ____________ I Called You 5 Time But The Line Is Busy, So Please Come Outside. Iam Standing

Outside Your Home. . My Name Is "moon". I Just Came To Say "Good night" Oru Yugam njan, Thapasirunnu, Onnu kanuvan.. . "1" . Kannu niraye Kandallo.Ini kandilla, kettilla ennu parayaruthu. Njan innale oru swapnam kandu. Njanum neeyum mathram oru gardanilude odunnu. Njan munpilum n ee purakilum. Backgroundil vodaphoninte musicum. ;-( K.JMJ.S . k62MIN . JOtg . !mw.58 . .Adtw . #amPTM . on.off . of fo.. . A/c .? . Enthu ayachalum vaychondirikkum Ninakonnum vere paniyille? Few months to finish sweet college days.. Frnds cry as dey depart.. Lovrs cry bt wil find anothr place2meet.. Luv of sum which hs nt been revealed 2each other stays unreveald... Clases remain empty... Those jokes... bunkngs... proxies...

Flms&theatres... Smal trps... Smal fights... xams&copyngs... Runing 4fotostats at dat last momnt... Notebuks wit evrythng othr than notes... Nice sleep dat v get on d day jst b4 d xams... D hapines in comng 2clas on a strike... Msgs send in clas... Chits v pass... Eyes searchng 4a gud girl... D dedicatn 4arangng a velamadi party... Al dis... Hapines&sorrows... These colurful days vil nt come back... bt vil bring a tear n joy wen v thnk abt it!.. HAPPY FINAL YEAR... Tension hapens in brain & love is felt in heart. Den Y do people get heart atack wen dey r in tension? & Y people get mad wen they in l uv? Think.

. . . . . . . . ' ' . :***+*+***: : **++@++**: :***+*+***: ' . . ' ' ' ' ' ' ' HPY ONM Never Blame a day in ur life . good days give u happiness . Bad day gives u experience . Both are essential in life! all are god's blessings! have a nice day. Our friendship has become our "HABIT". Even if u take out H, 'a bit' remains. Take out A, still 'bit' remains.Finally take out B,still 'it' remains!! Gud ni8:-) Sun is switched off.star is switched on.blue sky goes out.black sky comes in.SO A BE AUTIFUL NIGHT IS WAITING 4 U.ENJOY IT. GOOD NIGHT 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car

srdr1- what wil u do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Srdr2- dont worry. I have one more Paathirakkili... Varu Palkadal kili... "ONAM"ayithaa... "THIRUVONAM"ayithaa... Paadiyaadi Vaa... Pular medirangi Vaa... Poovu nulli Vaa... Malarkaaviloode Vaa... Aaghoshikku ee "ONAM"... Aaswadhikkoo Oro Nimishavum... Oraayiram Onashamsakalode... Malayalimanasukalude snehathinteyum aikyathinteyum pratheekamayi, aiswaryathinteyum samrudhiyudeyum niravumayi, nanma niranja putha n pratheekshakalumayi 'Thiruvonam' veendum vannethi. Hridayam niranja thiruvonasha msakal. . . . "O"rumayute "N"anmayute "A"ghoshathinte "M"alayali yute Swantham "ONAM" Wish you all a happy ONAM.. """ """ ,/\, ISH YOU ____/\_ ___

""" __ """ APPY ___ "" ___ **ONAM** 2 my dr & ur family I asked for 1 flower, u gav me a boque I askd 4 sm water, u gav me a river I askd u a feather, u gav me a peacock . "CHEVI KELKOOLLA ALLE" gud nyt Making a million frenz is nt a miracle, d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a

millions r against u. What is 143 ? I Love U No I Hate U No I Miss U No I Wish U No 143 Means: One Hundred & Forty Three.. Silence on lips may avoid many problems. But, smile on lips may solve all the problems. So always have a sweet, silent smile! We smile at someone we like.. We cry at someone who cares us.. We laugh at whom we can enjoy.. And,we fight nd an ger with those whom we consider,as our own.. I live by faith not by sight....So whether i c u or not.....Talk 2 u or not.... I know dat u r still d same, a precious frnd worth keepin till d en d. Care for the one who shares with you, share with the one who knows you,know the one who misse s you, but don't mis the ONE who always REMEMBERS YOU... Give your ear to the thoughts of great people... "You see things and say:why.? But i dream of things that never were,and say: why not?" -bernad shaw "Good looks catch the eyes but Good character catches the heart. U r blessed wit h both".Don't say thanks.It was sent 2 me,i just wanted u 2 read it! Cool...:-) PRINCIPLS OF STUDENT LIF -Luv ur bed,its ur templ -Relax in d day,so dat u can sleep at nit -Buks r holy,so dnt tuch em -Dont do

somthin 2mrw,dat u can do day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng,sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is helthy So leav it 4 d sick people! G'nyt dear. Friends r like crayons they colour our lives.. I may not b ur favourite colour bt hope u ll nee d me some where to complete ur picture..!! If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be, dont wish to be someone else because u are so wonderful the way you are! ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. But there is Only One TODAY.. So i Dont Wa nt to Miss the Day to Say You GUD NYT "Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect person" But, "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person" Thats true friendship. She saw me... I kept lukin at her... She smild, Yet i kept quiet. She began 2 speak... I didnt listen & thn, she began 2 leave... I thn shoutd.. . . Miss "attendance"... G'nyt dear! Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Come s ALONE Kai niraye kadavumay.

Muttam niraye palisakkarumay Keesayil kallukudikkan polum cash illatha samayathavan veendumethi. MAVELI.. Advanced " Happy ONAM ". When people see me messaging, they think i'm addicted 2 msging. They r wrong bcos they dont know that, it's ur nice relationship that i'm addicted 2.. ########## # Dn't opn dis # # for 3 days # ########## . Anusarana pande illallo, OK go ahead.. . HAPPY ONAM . Remember I greeted u 1st. Samruthiyudeyum Samadhanathinteyum Aiswaryathinteyum pratheekamayi, Manasil orupadu pratheekshayum ayi,veendum oru ONAM varavayi. "HAPPY ONAM" $trs r sn 2gether,yet they r so far apart-like frieds may not speak everyday,but remember they r always linked hrt 2 hrt. Everyone Likes Boiled Egg Bcoz Its Boneless And I Like u Bcoz ur Brainless!! Ha..Ha..Ha..Felt bad? Cum'on yaar,Its just a . Fact!!Ha!Ha! "Of all d colors,red travl da most Likewise, of al emotions, love can travel any

long distance and tuch each others heart So it is said The color of love is red Ente Pinnil 100kanakinu Alukal Ore Lekshyathinayi Ore Manasode Aninirannu Nilkukayanu. Evide Jathiyilla Mathamilla Akeyullathu VEERYAM Mathram. . I m At bevarage shop. Fact of life: "whom u dont need today, u will need them tomorrow. Whom u neglect today, will never again accept u tomorrow" value the relationship.. ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. But there is Only One TODAY.. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You Sardargi goes 4an interview 4 a dectectiv post ! Interviewr: Who killed Gandhi? Srdr:Thanks sir ! 4 the job . sir I'll start investigation 2day. PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE -Luv ur bed,its ur temple -Relax in d day,so dat u can sleep at nite -Books r holy,so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng,sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is healthy So leave it 4 d sick people! LEAVES don't jst FALL frm tree. CLOUDS don't jst FORM in sky. ANGELS don't jst COME DOWN frm heavn & I don't jst SMS any1 unl ess dey r SPECIAL. DREAMS are the best part of life... If you miss Sleep... U miss the best part Of Life.. So its already LATE.. Go to bed Catch Good Sleep. Gud ni8 'n swt dreams. U ARE SAD, I AM

SAD, . U ARE HAPPY, I AM HAPPY, . YOU CRY, I CRY, . U DIE... . athu palliyil poiparanjal mathi... Mistakes r not a Crime!! If U can Rectify them, they r the Key 2 Success... Eg: God Created U!! So What? He, Rectified his Mistake by Creating ME... Every1 wants 2 be the Sun,dat lights up ur life.. Bt i wud rather be ur Moon,so dat i can shine on u during ur darkest hour, wen ur Sun isnt around u... Sum reasons make d relationship precious bt only precious relationship r made with no reason like FRIENDSHIP... Yesterday I decided 2 commit suicide.. I went near D railway track, @ that time I felt my mobile vibrate.. it was a msg f rm u.. after I read it I decided 2 live..!! U R really an inspiration 4 me.. WEN useless fools like U R stil alive, why should I die..?? I"m sending a pillow of happy thoughts To create wonderful dreams,a blanket of care to warm u all night & a prayer to protect u Untill morning. GuD NyT ()". ."( MATHS MAGIC 13837 x ur age x 73 = ? Just try it. You will be getting an interesting result. Just try & forward to UR friends... Gudngt... My sweetest memory "our meeting".My biggest sadness "de distance".My biggest hope "i will c u soon".My strongest prayer "our relationshi p continu 4ever".gud nit S M

S S M S S M S SMS S M S S M S S M S S-Sweet M-Morning S-Starts now... " Have a nice day''. Old friends pass away , new friends appear. It's just like the days. An old day passes , a new day arrives. The impo rtant thing Is to make it meaningful : a meaningful friend or a meaningful day. Life doesnt give u d people u want. Instead it gives u the ones u need- 2teach u, 2hurt u, 2love u & 2 make u exactly d way u should be d best...... gud Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... If god gives me 24hrs b4 death,i'll spend 23:55 mins with u, & in d last 5 mins, i'll press ur neck... frndz na,lets go 2gther :) Gud nite... Friends are Like Street Lights along d road.. They dont make d distance any shorter,But dey Light up d Path and make d Walk Worthwhile.. Gud Mrng.. Mssgng costs: 1997-4Rs 1999-2Rs 2000-1Rs

2005-50ps 2007-10ps 2008-free Pinnentha? oru message ayakkan njan loan eduthu tharano...? Seconds of introduction. Minutes of attraction.Hours of discussion. Days of interaction. Years of satisfaction makes frndship a strong construction.. Its meAningles in expecting ur pArtner 2 b of ur kind coz you cant hold their right hAnd in your r ight hAnd to wAlk together..! Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam . "YESUVE STHOTHRAM... HALELUYA. Ya alla... Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans.- bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" like U.

. Sum frnds r lk brain, beliv thm nd obey thm, they wl led u in d rt path.. Sum r lik eyes, so senstve nd care needed, bt if u gv thm dat, they wl show u nw beauties f lif nd add sum light to it.. Bt thr r sum othrs who r lik heart, in norml u may nt r cgnis their prsnce, bt whn a crisis arose, they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr.. Try to find a l f these around u. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt, but 2 know who cares enough 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. In future, How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room?

Its Simple . I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes, When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means, F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry, No Thanks D= Dear just as You. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". Gudmorng Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg. But with Egg Biriyani we dont get Chicken. So we conclude that, Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu. Hence proved.. -$?N NDTV BREAKING NEWS..! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Local SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more. Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night... Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. Friend asked wat R U doin?

Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY". LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, But Do the same work, one takes the heart and other takes its Beats. Gud nit.. If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be, don't wish to be someone else.. Because you are wonderful the way you are.. Gud Day..:-) Friends should be like Zero's. Yes, when u add they r same, when u subtract they r same, when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY..! Happines cant b found at d end of d road. It is experiencd along the way. So take d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day.!.. Gush nite. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born n stops only whn . V enter exam hall:-) Don't hurt anyone. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove? ? ?? ??? U just sit on the stove and see, Then u wil know y it jumps... A cup of Hellos, A Plate of Crispy Wishes, A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success... Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely... "Ne aarada thendi.." "Adichu ninte shape maattum" .

Ennee hit naadakangalku sesham Poonjar Navadhara avatharipikunna Naadakam "valicheriyu ninte onaka mobile" 3 people wnt 2 heaven.God stood at d gate,told there s only 1 place, others must go 2 hell. 1st: i am a priest spreaded ur msg 2world, workd4 peace. 2nd:i am a Doctor,saved lives. 3rd: i am an engineering student. Heaven door opened. Student got shockd. God:do nt say anything my son! U were in hell for 4 years! Now its time 4 rest...get in. Reporter to Gullu: "What's the main reason for divorce?" "Marriage!" The biggest mystery of Mathematics: Thousands of years have passed, Millions of theorems derived, Crores of formulas made, But still.... 'x' is unknown! God'll not give u a burden u can't handle. So,if u find urself in a mess that's impossible 2 resolve, take it as a compliment- god thinks u can do it! M.D : I give you driver job. Starting salary two thousand. Sardar : Oh wow! u r great sir. starting salary is ok. how much is driving salary? MD :?? A Relation is Not How Long We have Been 2gthr... Not How Much We Give Or Take.. Not How Many Times We Talk.. Its All About How We Value Each Other! "Past is experience".

"Present is experiment". "Future is expectation". Put ur experience in ur experiment make expectation come true... Wonderful Combinations in this World.. Heart & beats. Night & Moon. Music & Songs. Roses & Love. Fish &Water. My costly message & ur free smile.! "Missing a good friend in life is equal to cheating our life by ourself. So never miss good friends at any cost till the end of your life"... I love LOVE... Love is sweetest love is softest love is elixir of life love is one dat pours shower of hope in despair. . Love expands as L-largest, ooverflowing, v-virtue of, e-espirit. :-) Sun Is Upset.. . Moon Is Happy... . Y..? . Bcoz.. . Sun Is Missing U N Moon Is Going 2b Vth U. "Only few true loving hearts can easily identify some little lies in your smile and some more truths in your tears."never miss them.." Adyamai kandath ormayundo? . Adymai mindiyath ormayundo?

. Adyamai pinaghiyath ormayundo? . " SANTHOSH BRAHMI " Kazhikoo ormakkum budhikum uthamam. Amason kaattil 3 AANA Vellam kudikkunnu Gujarathil Gir vanathil 2 Simham iraye pidikkunnu . Evide Keralathil Oru "KAZHUTHA" kuthiyirunn SMS Vayikkunnu... 3men travelin in a car,1drank 1peg, 2nd 2 pegs ,3rd 3pegs. Dey met wit an aciden t & only 3rd survived Y?... . Dats Darwin's law:Survival of d FITTEST!! What is Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams! CHEMICAL JOKE: Al electrons were in a party. Protons attacked them. A Hero saves them! Electrons asked "WHO R U?" Hero said, . "BOND, COVALANT BOND!! Seven is a great number. Because Seven colours make RAINBOW Seven swara makes MUSIC, Seven days make a WEEK, and seven letters make FRIENDS. Absence can make d heart grow fonder & d urge 2 meet stronger... But too long an absence can fade d memory... Dats y i say

keep in touch... There is always a Hope & an End. It depends on u,How u deal with them. U can look at it as a Hopeless End or an Endless Hope. Exam postponed due to CAT. . Tom and jerry cartoon'il tom jerry'ude kai odichu. Athu kondu jerry'ude exam mattivachu. Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all important, doing the best is all that matters!!! 'If I have eight hours to cut down a tree, I spend six hours to sharpen my axe' -Abraham Lincoln "Plan ur works" ! 'Achieve victory'. Hard work is like a cup of milk. Luck is just like a spoon of sugar. GOD always gives sugar to those who have a cup of milk.. Der is a vry vry tall coconut tree, & ther r 4 animals. King Kong, Ape, Orangutan & a monkey. Dey hav a competition 2 c who is d fastest animal 2 climb up d tree & get d banana. Who do u guess will win? Ur ans wil reflect ur personality.. Scroll down to see d analysis. If ur ans is Orangutan-U r so dull/stupid . Ape-U r Foolish . Monkey-U r an Idiot . King Kong-U r stupid

. U Know Y?? . U fool,bcoz a coconut tree doesn't ve banana... Sardar Hotel'il: Ee Flaskil ethra glass chaya kollum? Waiter: 5 Glass kollum Sardar: Ennaal 2katten, 1without, 2with sugar. vegam... G0D Created G00D-Heart, U Got it.. He Created G00D-Brain, U Got it.. He Created a G00D-Face, U Got it.. He Created a G00DFriend,But this time I Got it! A last ball six, a last bal wkt, a last min goal, a lst min move often wins d game. Dat's y studnts r stll confidnt dat a last hour study can win an exm.. 5 points tht prve "U r an ENGINEER " 1)Unnecessary talk on phone 2)Plan each day to study but end of the day-"Kal se padka". 3)U hav all the data but u work one day b4 the dead line. 4)Rite now U r thinkin of forwarding this msg to your friends. 5)On each point U smiled,bcoz its true. "Sometimes what you want isn't always what u get, but in the END what u get is s o much BETTER than what u WANTED." Hope u have the best.. Success lies not in the result but in the effort. Being the best is NOT at all important, doing the best is all that matters!!! The worst thing in life is''ATTACHMENT'' it hurts when you lose it.The best thing in life is''LONEL INESS'' because it teaches you everything & when you lose it,you will get everything..

Walkin thro our relationship at times, U may not see me! Dont think i hav left u! . I just choose to walk bhnd u.. so tat i can kick u if u ever 4get me!!! Kalathinte kuthozhukkil maraviyude maaraala pidikkathe... Manassil kedaa vilakkayi kaathu sookshikkum njaan ennum nin sauhrudham PRINCIPLS OF STUDNT LIF -Luv ur bed,its ur temple -Relax in d day,so dat u can sleep at nite -Buks r holy,so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel lik studyng,sit down n wait til dat feelin goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyng is healthy,So leave it 4d sick Kumble starts raising his bat on 40 runs! Sachin asks him, Its not a 50 or100? Kumble replies...ONLY Engineer can undrstand difficulty of scoring 40..!! The clouds may cover the sun, but we know that the sun never forgets to shine.Just like u, We might not see ea ch other but u always shine in my Heart. 2 yr old Child was trying to write. Father- son wat r u doin? Sonwriting to my friend. Father- do u know how to write? Child- no .. So wat.. my friend also doesnt know how to read.. This is friendship..! Even scribling becomes sacred, Dot becomes diamond..! if its through friend...

Beeraane Patti Odichu. Odi thalaranna Beeraan:"PANDARAM"!! Sim Card Airtel-nte Anallo Ittathu, Pinnentha Vodafoninte Network Pinnale Varunnathu? Some promises are always Unbroken, Some memories are always Unwritten, Feel the magic of true relation & U will know that Real Feelings are always Unspoken. How will u destroy a submarine full of sardars at the bottom of d indian ocean? . Just knock on the door, one of them will surely open it! Try dis its really different.... DiZ Math's tEst can prEdict ur favourite IDOL..try it without looking at d answer! Pick 1 fav no from 1 - 9 den use dat no x3 n den +3 den x3 again..u'l get a 2 di git no. Add the 2 no n find ur IDOL below.. . 1. Einstein 2. Kamal hassan 3. Dr. APJ 4. Tom Cruise 5. Bill gates 6. Gandhiji 7. Super star 8. Hitler 9. KUMARAN(cafeteria) 10. Aamir Khan Thank u very much 4 ur choice! The truth finally comes out... Good relations dont need any promises, terms or conditions. it just need two wonderful people "one who can trust and one who can understand. . If 007 is James Bond, Who is 111? Try.....try.....

Its Simple.... . Its also James Bond, in Binary Form! We're Engineers,think different! Rememberence Is d Sweetest Flower In d Garden Of Frndship. A Frnd Is a Person Who Never Thinks Of d Last 3 Letters Of d Word "FRIEND" Select any 1 of d number which will show d reality of our friendship. 00 91 93 41 40 70 01 98 19 Hey its true coz its taken frm psychology book. Reply is must .. .. 00-u love me 91-u hate me 93-u care for me 41-u like Me 40-im in ur heart 70-im ur swtst 1 01-im ur life 98-im ur dearfrnd 19-nthng between u n me ~~_~~_~MAY ~_~the~_~~_~ ~_~~_~cold ~_~air~_~bring~_~ ~_~my~_~sweet~_~ ~_~voice~_~~_~ telling u good night... (""-..-"""-. !!!!==== I = = = =(::: ) (,,,-..___.'` I send This guitar 2 play a song 4 u. Hv a sweet & melodious sleep

Three ways to catch a tiger, 1.Newtons Law:Allow the tiger to catch u then u catch the tiger. 2.Einstein's Law : chase the tiger until the tiger become tired then u catch the tiger. 3.Indian Police Method : Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger. MANICHITHRATHAZHU MALABAR VERTION Hamsa : Pathumma ijj ippo Beevathoonu sari bangan ponda. Pathu:Enthappo oalkku sari bengan njammalum poyalu? Hamsa :annodalley dee paranjathu hamukkey ijju ippo pondanu. Pathu: Eyy appo njammaley vidoolla lley.. DA KALLA SUVARE ENTHADA NJAMMAL KOODE POYAL?DA ANNE KONNU.. ANTE CHORA MUYUKEN K UDICHU NJAMMALU OPPANA Hamsa: Pathu: Hamsa: KALIKKUM. CHEE nirthadee Pahachee. ika njanmmal eppo entha paranjathu. OLEKKED MOOD..

The rain may covr d sun, But d sun nvr 4gts 2 shine. Jus lik v might nt spk ech othr evryday, Bt u alwys shine in my Heart as my Gud Frnd... Dis is a miracle happened recently at Pune. A boy (Vishal) & gal (Janavi) lved sincerely. Dey used 2 chat i n mobile 4 hrs. In order 2 reduce d expenses both got same network sim. D guy went abroad 4a mnt h due 2 his work. D gal died in an accident. D gal last wish was 2 bury her along wid her mobile. Den dey put d mobile in it n left. After a mnth d guy called d girl's mom n said, "Aunty, I'll b coming 2morow, I want dis 2 b a surprise, so dont tell Jaanu displayd "Jaanu calling". He puts t mobile in loud speaker. It ws clearly found Jaanu's voice. Thn thy realized tht t girl was usin g hutch sim. Werevr u go d network follows. Thanks 4 wasting 2mins 4 reading dis sms. Pandu kargil yudham

nadakunna kalam.indian campil ake 4 patalakarum pak campil 5 patalakarum matrama nu baaki.yudham tudarumbol iru campukalileyum 3 patalakar veetam kolkappedunnu.angine indian cam pil 1 sanikanum pak campil 2 sainikarum matram avaseshikunnu.pak sainikar indian sainikanu nere kutchu.indsainikante kayyil avaseshichirunnatu 1 bullet matram.pakshe ayalude kayil oru kathiyundayirunnu.atu tokinu munnil vachu randu kashmamaki ayal randu pak sainik areyum kollunnu.angine santoshichirike oru truck'l pak senayude putiya sainikar vannira ngi.pedichu viranda indian sainikan avide ninnu jeevanum kondodi.odiyodi ayal jammuvilethi.p inneyumodi.punjab sikim tudangiya stalangalil ethi.ksheenichavasanaya patalakaran oralchuvatil iru nnu.vallatha visappu.totu munpil oru cheriya ketidam.hotelanennu karuti ayal a barber shopil kayari. 'ENTUNDU KAZHIKAN' 'CUTINGUM SHAVINGUM' 'RANDUM ORO PLATE PORATE' hahaha..;-) I'm sory 2say dis.V r no mre frnz.Don't ask me wat wrong U've dun.I'v had enough.Its al ovr. Don't contct me evr again.i thot V wer Best frnz.I likd & trustd u. How cud U? :-( . . NB: sms frm tintumon of UKG-A to chinjumol of UKG-B aft tintumon's watr botle's adapp was found in chinjumol's ba g! Magic: Think a number from 3 to 9. Multiply that no by 3. Add 5 to it. Subtract that no by 12. Then close ur eyes . Iruttayirikkum..# correctalle.? U can b a doctr & sav livz,

a lawyr & defnd lives, a soldir & protct lives. but y 2 play wid others Life? simply b an Engg. & screw up ur own Life... Check out the new 3D message below.. . . . "DDD" When emotions play their role,Heart cries & whn heart cries it doesnt makes any sound & the person who listen dat unmade sou nd is called a True Frnd.. Evry ni8 in my drmz... . i c u... . i feel u... . ammayodu paranjapol amma paranju... . Prarthichitu kidannal mathi, chathante shalyam undavillaannu... There is only 1 difference btween dream n aim. Dream requires effortless sleep whereas aim requires sleeples efforts. sleep 4 dreams n wake up 4 aims Excellent Words by Dr.Abdul Kalam.. ''Dream is Not that What U See in Sleep.. Dream is The Thing Which Does Not allow you to sleep"... The biggest loss in life- tears in someone's eyes bcos of u.. And d biggest achievement of lifetears in someone's eyes for u... Close ur eyes & think about urself ur face ur style

ur nature ur looks Now open ur eyes, thatz enough Horror for one day.. A smile is the light in ur window that tells others that there is a caring,sharing person inside. "Gud Relations dn't need any promises,any terms or condition... It just need 2wonderful ppl.. It's not u. It's not me. It's simply WE." Engg: Oceanful of syllabus Riverful we study Pondful we understand Bucket ful we remember Mugful we write Handful we practice But-marks come in droplets Those who really luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday, unseen&unheard.. Still near..Still loved..Still missed & still felt.. Mistakes are painful when they happen.But years later a collection of mstakes is called experience.It was a great experience knowing u! When sardar experimenting a Cockroach. He cut 1of its legs and told to walk. The Cockroach began moving slowly. He continu ed this till all legs were cut. Then he told it to walk, but it didnt move. So he wrote the infer ence: If all the legs of a Cockroach were cut, it loses its ability to hear.!! When u r alone, remmbr me i am WAITIN 4 u. wen u can't smile, trust me i can make u laugh. But wen u r in a crowd of friends, remmbr i'm ALONE..! FACTS OF LIFE

1. Wen u dial a wrong no., u wil nevr get an engd tone. 2. D chances f meetin some1 u knw increases wen u r wit some1 u dont wanna b see n wit. 3. Hw much u want 2 study s always inversly proportionl 2 d time left 4 d xams. 4. U dont knw d real value f a person wen he/ she s wit u. dats life.. Med & Engg principals argued that their student's are fearless. Med collg princy asked his student's to jump into a sea full of sharks .They said OK & jumped. Med princy: "see the guts." Engg collg princy called the student's & told to jump.They said "poda pullae" Engg princy : "see the guts!" It takes 15 trees 2 produce d amount of paper dat V use in 1 xam.Join us 2 sav trees"SAY NO EXAMS"! Forward it 2 all gud studn ts. STOP EXAMS! SAVE TREES! Hum! Neeyingane vayanokki nadanno Chunayullavar cheythathu arinjille? Kottayath oru patti 45 pere kadichu. Venda, nee onnu kurachu kandal mathiyarunnu. Have you ever Thanked your friends for their Smiles.? Their Hellos.? Their Taps at your back.? Their way of Calling your name.? All these are small things but Easiest form to Express Deep Love.! Imagine your friends Never doing that anymore could you Bear it.? 'Small things usually go Unnoticed, but in Reality, they're the ones that Keep Us Going' So this message goes to All My Friends saying.. "THANK YOU SO MUCH for Everything' If engineers start making films,the names will beCurrent ho na ho,

Jaanam supply karo, Aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi AC kabhi DC, Hamara IC aapke pass hai, Fuse lagaya to darna kya, Engineer no.1, Engineering koi khel nahi, Input wale output le jayenge, and the block buster"Maine enginrng kyon kiya!" Frndship dsn't occur wit special people... But people become special after being friends.. I dnt knw wat i am 2 u,but ur alwys SPECIAL 2 me... Time and distance r not important between frnds. When frnds r in d heart, they remain there 4ever. So U r always rembrd.. My frnd... Liking U is my nature..Missing U is my disappointment..Fighting with U is my timepass.. But Forgetting U is never there in my Life time.. "The Value of a relation is not how much one feels happy with someone, but it is the emptyness t hat one feels without someone" A moment of joy spent under a window,d tear of eye dat wets ur pillow,Somtimes pain nd somtimes pleasure,wen givn by friends,both r Treasures:- ). Heart told to eyes "see less bcz u wil see and i wil suffer a lot".D eye rpld to d heart "feel less bcoz yu w il feel and i wil cry a lot"...Sme rltns r lke dis..It's too hard tu attain..If attain,it's too ha rd tu leave..!! Dat's r real hrt felt rltns.. Morning is not only sunrise, but a beautiful miracle of God that defeats the darkness & spreads light. May this be a very beautiful day for U.. Whn ppl hurt

u,jus thnk of them as sandpapers.. Dey may rub n scratch u painfuly,but u'll end up smooth n polished, while they will end up worn out... A "MAGIC" 4 U. Keep 1 MONKEY in ur RIGHT side & Keep 1 MONKEY in ur LEFT side. Then look into a MIRROR. U can SEE an EXTRA monkey in the MIDDLE!. TRY it!. Great Quote:''Forgiving a Terrorist is left to GOD. But fixing thier appointment with GOD is our Responsibility'' -INDIAN ARMY U r so many miles away from me .Still i'm watching ur evry moments by 3 diff channels 1.DISCOVERY 2.NATIONAL GEOGRAPIC 3.ANIMAL PLANET Thanks 2 media... Eating sweets is tasty, Speaking sweet words is easy. But, Finding sweet friend is very difficult! Thank God! that U got ME! My Msgs r Jst Lik "M@@N" @ne Day its Incres @ne Day its Dcreas May b @ne Day its Disappear Bt Nvr"Dies",1day it wil come Back... Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam . "YESUVE STHOTHRAM... HALELUYA.

Ya alla... Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans.- bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" l ike U. Sum frnds r lk brain, beliv thm nd obey thm, they wl led u in d rt path.. Sum r lik eyes, so senstve nd care needed, bt if u gv thm dat, they wl show u nw beauties f lif nd add sum light to it.. Bt thr r sum othrs who r lik heart, in norml u may nt rcgnis their prsnce, bt whn a crisis arose, they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr.. Try to find al f these around u. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt, but 2 know who cares enoug h 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. In future, How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? Its Simple . I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes, When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means, F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry, No Thanks D= Dear just as You. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". Gudmorng Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg. But with Egg Biriyani we dont get

Chicken. So we conclude that, Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu. Hence proved.. -$?N NDTV BREAKING NEWS..! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Local SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more. Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night... Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. Friend asked wat R U doin? Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY". LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, But Do the same work, one takes the heart and other takes its Beats. Gud nit.. If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be, don't wish to be someone else.. Because you are wonderful the way you are.. Gud Day..:-) Friends should be like Zero's. Yes, when u add they r same, when u subtract they r same, when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY..! Happines cant b found at d end of d road. It is experiencd along the way. So take d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day.!. . Gush nite. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r

Born n stops only whn

V enter exam hall:-) Don't hurt anyone. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot stove? ? ?? ??? U just sit on the stove and see, Then u wil know y it jumps... A cup of Hellos, A Plate of Crispy Wishes, A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success... Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely... G'mrng dear! Oru full bottilum oru liter sodayum pinne oru chickanum, Thottu nakkan acharum... manasil orupadu pratheekshayumayi, veendum oru ONAM varavayi. "sHAPPY pONAM" Tension hapens in brain & love is felt in heart. Den Y do people get heart atack wen dey r in tension? & Y people get mad wen they in luv? Think. Good ni8 Frd$ r Lk Gr$ f $d Fd whr Bt frd$ Lk re prl$ Hv t dv p in th sa T F Never think hard about "past".. It bring "tears".. Don't think more about 'future'..

It bring "fears".. Live this moment with a 'smile'.. it bring"cheers" Making a million frenz is nt a miracle, d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a millions r against u. Girl-hw much u luv me? Boy-lyk shajahan. Girl-then whn will u build a Taj Mahal? Boy-i've alredy bought a land.Nw waiting 4 ur death... A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.. R u Mail or Femail Answer k liye nechay dekho . Bewakoof yahan nahi apne nechay dekho ;-) Proud to be an Indian.Anju Boby Gorg got Record Gold . From JOY ALUKKAS JEWELLERY Anju: sandoshamai bobiyeta. Phelps'ne tolpikanam nale 10 gold koodi venam WANTED:True Frnd. ELIGIBILITY:Loving & Caring. Qualification: mobile must. DUTY:Sms to Me regularly. SALARY:My love PLACEMENT:In my Heart.. Happiness keeps u Sweet; Trials Make u Strong; Sorrows keep u Human; Failure makes u Humble; Success keeps u glowing & God keep s u going! Gud Morning >Who's great? +Its u >Who's smart? +Its u >Who's sweet? +Its u

>Who's intelligent? +Its u >And Who's joking? +Ofcourse its me! Dt xpct ythg lf. Bc$ xpcttn$ My Hrt f Dt xpct vry Mmnt Wll b a Srprs d ths srpriss wll brng hppnss wth it. The Heart doesnt 4get the special people 4 whom it cares.Though daily struggles of life puts us a bit apart, U r remembered always... A friend is one who forgives you before you say sorry; Understands when you say 'I forgot'; Waits forever when you ask to wait for a minute; Stays when you say 'Leave me alone'; And opens the door before you knock... Frndship means a lovly hrt dat nvr hates,a cute smile dat nvr fades,smooth touch dat nvr hurts n strong reltnship dat nvr ends.. Hapy borng clases, Nice friends r de best part of our memories that time can never erase & when i am blessed with frnds like u my memories r wo rth treasuring.: -). Sun is upset n moon is happy,Bcoz sun is missing U,n moon is gonna b wth U! Dear friends, 23/09/08 yesterday,it has been 12yrs since tat tragedy struck. It rattled through d minds f young n old thrashing them in deep agony.D spin .

e chilling incident tat took place 12 yrs b4 was a death. SILK SMITHA'S death. Let her soul R.I.P Best feel in life... To b remembered by person whom u doesn't expect 2 remember u.. Worst feel in life.. To be forgotten by the one u always remember.. Well wisher is not who meets U Everyday and talk with U... He is One who May or May not meet U... But always thinking about Ur Happiness.. Sreenivasan: How many kilometers from washington dc 2miyami beach? Laletan:ha!ha!ha.... I am the answer.I am the answer. Kilometers r kilometers in the se days of degenerating decency of washington dc 2 miyami beac h when diplomacy n supercity become interchangable frm complicated america 2 america... A doctor & engr lovd d same girl. Engr b4 goingout of station 4 a week,gave 7 Apples 2 de girl. Why? Bcz, an Apple a day keeps doctor away. Engineers rocks! Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve, Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot... Teacher asks students what they want 2 become in future Raju: Doctr Lalita: Teachr Hemant: Police Tina: Good Mom Ikru: Sir,i wil help Tina... . COLLEGE MEMORIES:. Oneside love...Silent mode mobiles...

Bus stand comedies... Canteen pattukal... Escape frm Seminars... Last period galataas... Birthday treats... Last minute preparation... Over Night study for next day Exam... Friend-family functions... Internal marks problem... Mass cut for a film... Waiting 4 Feb 14 shortage of pocket money and attendance Those day wil nevr come again... Message to all ur college best frnds. Most of us think dat CLOSE & OPEN r opposite 2 each other,But very few know that , the 1 with whom v r vry CL OSE is da 1 wid whom v r vry OPEN... Lokathil ettavum valiyathu enthanu? "AKASAM" No "PUZHA" No "KADAL" No Pinne enthanu? Ninteyoke Onakka Mobililekku SMS Ayyakkunna "ENTE AA VALIYA MANASSU" Softly the leaves of memory fall, slowly i'll gather n pick them all.Bcoz 2day,2mrw n till My Life ends i'll always Cherish having a FRIEND like u.. No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U, Many FrieNds 2 LoveU, God Himself 2 BlessU, These r my Wishes 4U, 2day, 2morow and Everyday...

$ one $ $ special $ $ surprise 4u $ close ur eyes 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 . U cheat ! U didnt close Ur eyes . So no surprise. Only good mng! Relationship r those spl moments together. Those secrets you share. Those promises made in d heart. Those days u wait to meet. Those million sorry's u said. Those stolen smiles & small fights. Those messages in d inbox u just cant delete. Sweet relationships never break. Smile-is a language of love Smile-is a way to get success Smile-is to win the hearts Smile-improves your personality. I know will smile now. If ever a day comes, whn u find a bettr frnd than me, just remeber tht wht i gav u is the best of wat i hav & wht i'm to u is the best tat i could be!! 1 who hold ur hand evrytime wen U need suport is surely A gud Frnd. But Best Buddy is 1 who holds ur hand more titely w

en U say LEAVE ME ALONE. No one can go back to make a good start. But anyone can go well from now 2 make a Better ending... 7 thngs done during study leave 1.Sleeping 2.Eating 3.Sms 4.Roaming 5.Tv 6.Dreamin of touching book 7.Askn othrs wether thy hav startd studyn! Promise me we R True Friends I m the HEART U r the BEAT, I m the Water U r the Fish, I am the Moon U are the Star, I am the Tree U R the Monkey ok? H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y H A P P Y HAPPY !!!!!!!!!!!DEEWALI!!!!!!!!!!! FBI,AMD&Intel 2gethr found a machine 2catch thieves. Samples R given 2India,America&China. In america in an

hr,it caught 30thieves. In china in an hr,it caught 70. In india in an hr . it was stolen. India rocks. Irulinte mowna ragavum, chaatal mazhayude laasya bhavavum, kulir katinte thaala melangalumayi veendum oru nattapaadhira!, "Nattapaadhirashamsakal...!" gudnyte Who is friend? F_Frank in mind R_Real in feelings I_Immense in care E_Endless in affection N_Nonstop in fun D_Deep belief in heart... U r a THENDY?? I know u r a thendy T-Talented H-Handsom E-Educated NNice D-Decent Y-Youth..ok? Then..can i call U."THENDY".. "nEw" days, "nEw" aims, "nEw" hopes, "nEw" plans, "nEw" efforts, "nEw" success, "nEw" feelings. Hope you have All them in Everyday... A true friend is one who sees ur first tear, Catches the second, Stops the third bt When fourth comes, slaps u and say.. Dai over aakkalle... The most selfish 1letter 'I'- Avoid it. Most satisfactory 2letters 'WE'- Use it. Most poisonous 3letters 'EGO'- Kill it. Most used 4letters 'LOVE'- Value it. Most pleasing 5letters 'SMILE'- Keep it.

Fastest spreading 6letters 'RUMOUR'Ignore it. Most Hard working 7letters 'SUCCESS'- Achieve it. Most enviable 8letters 'JEALOUSY'Distance it. Most essential 9letters 'PRINCIPLE'-have it. Most divine 10letters 'FRIENDSHIP' maintain it... ,///, ( '.' ) Oru msg <( )> ayachal J L entha . ,,, iyaludae ('.') ABHIMANAM <) (> idinju JL pokumo?Hmm Tear can sometimes be more special than smiles...... for smiles can be given to any one... but tears are only shed for people we love! Trust of a friend should b like the feeling tht a one year old baby has: when u throw him in air, he laughs: coz he knows u'll catch him.. Friends meet by coincidence 'n chance.They spend Sweet times 2gether.Then God part them, not to end the story but to see how much they remembr each other... Time can make us 4get some memories. But there r some memories which make u 4get time and those memories make life sweeter...hav a gud day.. I dont ve fever..I am nt confined to bed.. Aspirin wont help me bcoz i dont ve headache.. I dont ve backache or flue. . Its more serious that "I MISS U A LOT":-) TimE is a rarE luxury which can never bE purchased at any cost. So when someonE spends it for u, it defines thE depth of carE for you... . Sound ketappol udane

open cheythu noki,alle? . Msg onnum illa. alle? . Chammi,alle? . saramilla njanum chammiyatha. Aarodum parayanda.! Mr.Bean: Enthina candle kathichu vachirikunne? sardar: current illa. Mr.Bean: ok,fanengilum idu. sardar: nee ithra mandanayippoyello, . Candle kettupokathille? Your miss call is Ur sms is my & your call is so don't put my BREAKFAST... LUNCH... my DINNER... me in

PATTINI....OK. A:-Tv poyi AC poyi FRIDGUM poyi ellam poyi.. B:-V GUARD stabilizer illa alle?.. A:illa.... B:-Nannayi... Allangil athum poyane.... Hw friendship breaks?both friends think the other is busy and do not contact thinking it may be disturbing .as time pass es both think let the other contact.after that each start thinking y should i contact first.here l ove starts depreciating.finally without contact the memory becomes weak... They forget each other .finally some day when they happen to meet they keep blaming each other.so lets not lose each other for no reason at all. Missed calls reaches UR MOBILE,Recieved Calls reaches UR EARS, But an SMS reaches "UrBEAUTIFUL EYES & LOVABLE HEART"so i always like to send U sms.. LOVE has one law''Make Happy the person you love.'' 'In the sameway FRIENDSHIP has one law,'' NEVER make ur frnd feel alone until you are in this world.''

Pepee . Pmpom . Pepee . Pmpom . Pepee . Pmpom . Pepee . Pmpom . Pepee . Pmpom . Pepee . Mathi kalichathu. Ini CERELAC kazhichu urangan nokoo... 1 doubt! onnum tonarutu . chodikandirikan patanila! . <)". ."(> ( (..) ) (( , )) "!_!"!_!" ee photoyil ni enda chirikkathe? Is dhuniya mein koyi nahi (e dhuniyavil kozhi illa) koyi bath nahi (kozhi kullikkarum illa) woh mujse poocha (avan ente poochaye chodhichu) woh baar baar poocha (avan bar il poyum poochaye chodhichu) ki thumbhi mere saath aao(avan thumbiye pidikkaan povaa). Learn hindi & b a proud indian. Ippol ningalude onakka mobailil TENIS kanam LOADING.... . is is is is is is . is is is is .

Count chaythu nokku TEN "is" kandille.. BRUCE LEE is actlly a malayalee. But he left kerala, the land of Mave Lee, b'coz he didnt have a Jo Lee or Koo Lee. His favrites: Weapon- Kodaa Lee Dres- Kai Lee Vegtble- Thaka Lee Drink- Karinga Lee Goddess- Kaa Lee Channel- Kaira Lee Pet- Chunda Lee Place- Adima Lee LOVE has one law''Make Happy the person you love.'' 'In the sameway FRIENDSHIP has one law,''NEVER make ur frnd feel alone until you are in this world.'' Life is like piano. white keys are happy moments and black keys are sad moments. but remember,both keys are played together to give sweet m usic... 70% f d students in india are suffering frm AIDS.Cant believe na,But its true! AIDS:Attendance & Internalmarks Deficiency Syndrome!!! Fathr:Examinu nee thottal pinne enne acha ennu vilikanda. kurachu days kazhinju Fathr:enthayi result? Son:Aliyaa, sorry daa, 5 subject potti machu.. Teacher: Who is Mahathma Gandhi? Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai get his girl LOVE and FRIENDSHIP are walking in a village. LOVE falls into a well. Why? Bcoz LOVE is blind. FRIENDSHIP also jump inside why ? Bcoz a FRIEND will do anything 4 LOVE... Light cn replace sun, parents cn replace god,

daughter cn replace son, bt nuthng in world cn replace u.. Y? COZ... . 'LOCAL ITEMS, NO GURANTEE NO REPLACEMENT' Friends r d 1 who luvs u d most but sometimes hurts u a lot. But then again they r d only once who feel ur pain d most. If i could give you one thing in life,i would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes,o nly then would you realise how special you are to me. COLLEGE JEEVIDHATHILE MIKACHA 3 THAMASHAKAL.. 1."shalyam cheyalle eniku padikanam" 2)"Eda,namuku Classil pokam" 3)"Sir,oru samshayam..!!" Boys love it, Girls misuse it, Models sell it, Photographers catch it, Doctors advice for it, whats that? Thats# SMILE# keep smiling...;-) HABIT never goes, bcoz if u remove H, ABIT remains, if u remove A, BIT remains, if u remove B, IT still remains. Stars have 5 ends,squares have 4 ends,triangles have 3 ends,lines have 2 ends,life has 1 end,but I hope our frien dship has no end.gud nyt. This is a message from a friend to a friend for a friend to be friend so that a friend remains a friend of a friend who is a friend forever. THE SMS: Smile a while and while u

smile others will smile and there will be miles and miles of smile because life is worthwhile only while u smile! SINCERE APOLOGY: If any of my sms are boring U, or Any of my sms are disturbing u... Plz don't hesitate, feel free to . 'Throw UR Mobile' Golden Words Of ADOLF HITLER: "If You Win, You Need Not Explain, If You Lose, You Should Not be there To Expla in" Ur phone has been installed wid a new puzzle game.To play,throw ur phone against th e wall.Then assemble d pieces... U R My Gud FRND. If U R In Problem, Jst Giv me a Miss call N THEN THIS FRND WILL GIV U . . another mis call!. Spcialy 4 u SCRATCH & WIN . ===== . L==== . LO=== . LOO== . LOOS= . LOOSE . Congratulations U have found ur Condition... Win a free trip 2 mental hospital. >Who's great? +Its u >Who's smart? +Its u

>Who's sweetest? +Its u >Who's jolly? +Its u >And Who's joking? . +Of course Its me..!! I wish that u visualise a sweet multisequential form of idiosyncrasy occuring benevolently in the meritorious piece of cerebral brain. In short,sweet dreamz! If I Ever sent u a Bunch of Roses, I wil put 1 fake Plastic Rose In Between & Make A Wish That Our Frndshp Should Last Till the Last Rose Dies! Screen server chitharipokum, ente call onnu vannal.cheyunilla.. njan kathirikum ninte sms varunna dhivasamvare. Ne e misscall adichu rakhapedananu shramamenkil njan varum,Security code pilarnnum varum. Custmercari nte adiyilitu network kuthi keeri range purathidan... Smsinte avatharamayi njan varum? During a war a soldier crying:"ayyo entemme ente kai poye" Sardar:"ivide thala poyavar mindathe kidakkunnu. Appozha avante oru kai." A friend is one who loves u, not because of what u have, not because of what you have done, but just loves you for what you are!! Gudnyt my dear friend. What if doctors started directing movies? Here are examples:1.Stethoscopukal katha parayunnu 2.Oru ECG diary kurippu 3.Meerayude CT yum Muthuvinte X-rayum 4.Vasanthiyum AIDSsum pinne nhanum. 5.Ayal BP edukukayanu 6.MBBS penninu MD payyan 7.Sistermaarude shradhakku

8.Nerariyan MRI 9.Syringe Madhavan 10.BDS Moosa 11.Compounder Raman 12.Meenathil surgery 13.Parakum gulika 14.Sister vannu vilichapol 15.The Mortuary(horror) Worlds most unexpected joke Wat happens after a lion roars? . Take a guess, c'mon.. . Think.. . TOM &JERRY cartoon starts.. ,''' . . ''', good ' night ' ', ' ",:," Do you know the 27th alphabet of english? . . . Still pressing to know? Good . Studied in which school? Year 1924 . march . wednesday . 23 rd . evening . 6 oclock . 32 mins . 53.52 sec. . Nothin happened . Take care

Ingotu noku, Onu chirikeda..! . OK.. Onukoode nanayi chiriku..plz mm..k.k Anangathe angine thane irikku. CLICK ! Want to see ur snap? ,****, ( @ . @) "(--)"

Life of a student: PC hai Net nahi, ATM hai Paise nahi, Cell hai Balance nahi, EXAM hai Tension nahi, Padna hai, lekin saala Mood nahi. Enjoy College Life.. CHUBBY CHEEKS, DIMPLE CHIN, BLACKY LIPS, ROSY TONGUE... actuly,I ws pointng out d similarities btwn U&HUTCH dog. Nalla chercha. Ningal twinsa...?? A ROYAL ENGLISH WAY OF TELLING GOOD MORNING... Birds are chilakking... Hen is kooving... Flowers are pushping... Moon is Maraying... Sun is udikking... Peacock is aading... All are paraying gud morng... R u still uranging? Eneekking... Have a nice day... When experimenting a cockroach,Sardar cut one of its legs & told 2 walk. The cockroac h began moving slowly. He continued this till all legs were cut. Then he told it 2 walk, but it

did not move. So he wrote the inference: if all the legs of a cockroach were cut, it loses its ability 2 hear. 7 SECRETS of SUCCESS I found the ANSWERS in my room... Roof said : AIM HIGH Fan said : BE COOL Clock said : EVERY MINUTE IS PRECIOUS Mirror said : REFLECT BEFORE U ACT Window said : SEE THE WORLD Calendar said : BE UPTO DATE Door said : PUSH HARD TO ACHIEVE UR GOALS Once RIT ians nd IITans went 4 a tour. Aftr som time dey got thirsty. IITans integrated nd got co nstant 'c'. Dey drank salty water frm it. But budhimanmaraya RITians... Avar differentiate cheythu kolamakki.. nd drank gud water frm it... JAY RIT So many subjcts in 1 litle year! So many xams in 1 litle week! So many hands in 1 tiffin box! So many frnds in 1 hostl room! So many calz on 1 b'day night! So many tears for 1 litle fight! So many memorz in 1 litle heart! A whole liftim in jst 4 years! Datz Coleg Life... These r d bst dayz of our life... Close ur eyes think abt urslf,ur face,ur style,ur nature,ur smile,ur luks.Nw open ur eyes.U've jst spnt half a mi n watching a horror movie! now RELAX and sleep. A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.. Sardar : May I come in sir? Interviewer : Wait pls.. Sardar : 75 kg sir!!

Girl-hw much u luv me? Boy-lyk shajahan. Girl-then whn will u build a Taj Mahal? Boy-i've alredy bought a land.Nw waiting 4 ur death... . . . . . . . . ' ' . :***+*+***: : **++@++**: :***+*+***: ' . . ' ' ' ' ' ' ' HPY ONM Never Blame a day in ur life . good days give u happiness . Bad day gives u experience . Both are essential in life! all are god's blessings! have a nice day. Our friendship has become our "HABIT". Even if u take out H, 'a bit' remains. Take o ut A, still 'bit' remains.Finally take out B,still 'it' remains!! Gud ni8:-) Sun is switched off.star is switched on.blue sky goes out.black sky comes in.SO A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT IS WAITING 4 U.ENJOY IT. GOOD NIGHT 2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car srdr1- what wil u do if the bomb explodes while fixing? Srdr2- dont worry. I have one more Paathirakkili... Varu Palkadal kili... "ONAM"ayithaa... "THIRUVONAM"ayithaa... Paadiyaadi Vaa... Pular medirangi Vaa... Poovu nulli Vaa... Malarkaaviloode Vaa... Aaghoshikku ee "ONAM"... Aaswadhikkoo Oro Nimishavum... Oraayiram

Onashamsakalode... Malayalimanasukalude snehathinteyum aikyathinteyum pratheekamayi, aiswaryathinteyum samrudhiyudeyum niravumayi, nanma niranja puthan pratheekshaka lumayi 'Thiruvonam' veendum vannethi. Hridayam niranja thiruvonashamsakal. . . . "O"rumayute "N"anmayute "A"ghoshathinte "M"alayali yute Swantham "ONAM" Wish you all a happy ONAM.. """ """ ,/\, ISH YOU ____/\_ ___

""" __ """ APPY ___ "" ___ **ONAM** 2 my dr & ur family I asked for 1 flower, u gav me a boque I askd 4 sm water, u gav me a river I askd u a feather, u gav me a peacock . "CHEVI KELKOOLLA ALLE" gud nyt Making a million frenz is nt a miracle, d miracle is 2 mak a frnd who wil stand by u wen a millions r against u. What is 143 ? I Love U No I Hate U No I Miss U No I Wish U No 143 Means: One Hundred & Forty Three.. Silence on lips may avoid many problems. But, smile on lips may solve all the problems. So always have a sweet, silent smile!

We smile at someone we like.. We cry at someone who cares us.. We laugh at whom we can enjoy.. And,we fight nd anger with those whom we consider,a s our own.. I live by faith not by sight....So whether i c u or not.....Talk 2 u or not.... I know dat u r still d same, a precious frnd worth keepin till d end. Care for the one who shares with you, share with the one who knows you,know the one who misses you, but don't mis the ONE who always REMEMBERS YOU... Give your ear to the thoughts of great people... "You see things and say:why.? But i dream of things that never were,and say: why not?" -bernad shaw "Good looks catch the eyes but Good character catches the heart. U r blessed with both".Don't say than ks.It was sent 2 me,i just wanted u 2 read it! Cool...:-) PRINCIPLS OF STUDENT LIF -Luv ur bed,its ur templ Relax in d day,so dat u can sleep at nit -Buks r holy,so dnt tuch em -Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng,sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is helthy So leav it 4 d sick people! G'nyt dear. Friends r like crayons they colour our lives.. I may not b ur favourite colour bt hope u ll need me some where to c omplete ur picture..!! If fate favours you one day and u are asked what u want to be, dont wish to be someone else because u are so wonderful the way you are! ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone.

MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. But there is Only One TODAY.. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You GUD NYT "Dont expect your FRIEND to be a perfect person" But, "Help your FRIEND to become a perfect person" Thats true friendship. She saw me... I kept lukin at her... She smild, Yet i kept quiet. She began 2 speak... I didnt listen & thn, she began 2 leave... I thn shoutd.. . . Miss "attendance"... G'nyt dear! Principal: Y R U LATE? Ur Classmates Came 2gether On Time. Student: Sir, Sheeps Always Come Together. But Lion Always Comes ALONE Kai niraye kadavumay. Muttam niraye palisakkarumay Keesayil kallukudikkan polum cash illatha samayathavan veendumethi. MAVELI.. Advanced " Happy ONAM ". When people see me messaging, they think i'm addicted 2 msging. They r wrong bcos they dont know that, it's ur nice relations hip that i'm addicted 2.. ########## # Dn't opn dis # # for 3 days # ########## . Anusarana pande illallo, OK go ahead.. . HAPPY

ONAM . Remember I greeted u 1st. Samruthiyudeyum Samadhanathinteyum Aiswaryathinteyum pratheekamayi, Manasil orupadu pratheekshayum ayi,veendum oru ONAM varavayi. "HAPPY ONAM" $trs r sn 2gether,yet they r so far apart-like frieds may not speak everyday,but remember they r always linked hrt 2 hrt. Everyone Likes Boiled Egg Bcoz Its Boneless And I Like u Bcoz ur Brainless!! Ha..Ha..Ha..Felt bad? Cum'on yaar,Its just a . Fact!! Ha!Ha! "Of all d colors,red travl da most Likewise, of al emotions, love can travel any long distance and tuch each others heart So it is said The color of love is red Ente Pinnil 100kanakinu Alukal Ore Lekshyathinayi Ore Manasode Aninirannu Nilkukayanu. Evide Jathiyilla Mathamilla Akeyullathu VEERYAM Mathram. . I m At bevarage shop. Fact of life: "whom u dont need today, u will need them tomorrow. Whom u neglect today, will never again accept u tomorrow" value the relationship.. ThouSanDs Of YesterDay are Gone. MilliOns Of Tomorrow Will Come. But there is Only One TODAY.. So i Dont Want to Miss the Day to Say You Sardargi goes 4an interview 4 a dectectiv post ! Interviewr: Who killed Gandhi? Srdr:Thanks sir ! 4 the job .

sir I'll start investigation 2day. PRINCIPLES OF STUDENT LIFE -Luv ur bed,its ur temple -Relax in d day,so dat u can sleep at nite -Books r holy,so dnt touch dem -Dont do somthin 2mrw,dat u can do d day aftr 2mrw -If u feel like studyng,sit down n wait til dat feeling goes away -Dnt 4gt dat studyin is healthy So leave it 4 d sick people! LEAVES don't jst FALL frm tree. CLOUDS don't jst FORM in sky. ANGELS don't jst COME DOWN frm heavn & I don't jst SMS any1 unl ess dey r SPECIAL. DREAMS are the best part of life... If you miss Sleep... U miss the best part Of Life.. So its already LATE.. Go to bed Catch Good Sleep. Gud ni8 'n swt dreams. U ARE SAD, I AM SAD, . U ARE HAPPY, I AM HAPPY, . YOU CRY, I CRY, . U DIE... . athu palliyil poiparanjal mathi... Mistakes r not a Crime!! If U can Rectify them, they r the Key 2 Success... Eg: God Created U!! So What? He, Rectified his Mistake by Creating ME... Every1 wants 2 be the Sun,dat lights up ur life.. Bt i wud rather be ur Moon,so dat i can shine on u during ur darkest hour, wen ur Sun isnt around u... Sum reasons make d relationship precious bt only precious relationship r made with no reason like FRIENDSHIP...

Yesterday I decided 2 commit suicide.. I went near D railway track, @ that time I felt my mobile vibrate.. it was a msg f rm u.. after I read it I decided 2 live..!! U R really an inspiration 4 me.. WEN useless fools like U R stil alive, why should I die..?? I"m sending a pillow of happy thoughts To create wonderful dreams,a blanket of care to warm u all night & a prayer to protect u Untill morning. GuD NyT ()". ."( MATHS MAGIC 13837 x ur age x 73 = ? Just try it. You will be getting an interesting result. Just try & forward to UR friends... Gudngt... My sweetest memory "our meeting".My biggest sadness "de distance".My biggest hope "i will c u soon".My strongest prayer "our relationshi p continu 4ever".gud nit S M S S M S S M S SMS S M S S M S S M S S-Sweet M-Morning S-Starts now... " Have a nice day''. Old friends pass away , new friends appear. It's just like the days. An old day passes , a new day arrives. The impo rtant thing Is to make it meaningful : a meaningful friend or a meaningful day.

Life doesnt give u d people u want. Instead it gives u the ones u need- 2teach u, 2hurt u, 2love u & 2 make u exactly d way u should be d best...... gud Without Love -- dayz are "Sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday... so be in Luv everyday... If god gives me 24hrs b4 death,i'll spend 23:55 mins with u, & in d last 5 mins, i'll press ur neck... frndz na,lets go 2gther :) Gud nite... Friends are Like Street Lights along d road.. They dont make d distance any shorter,But dey Light up d Path and make d Walk Worthwhile.. Gud Mrng.. Mssgng costs: 1997-4Rs 1999-2Rs 2000-1Rs 2005-50ps 2007-10ps 2008-free Pinnentha? oru message ayakkan njan loan eduthu tharano...? Seconds of introduction. Minutes of attraction.Hours of discussion. Days of interaction. Years of satisfaction makes frndship a strong construction.. Its meAningles in expecting ur pArtner 2 b of ur kind coz you cant hold their right hAnd in your r ight hAnd to wAlk together..! Nee Ente Swantam Nee Ente Swapnam Nee Ente Jeevan Ninne koodaathe Enikku Oru Jeevithamilla Nee Aanu Ente Ellam . "YESUVE STHOTHRAM... HALELUYA.

Ya alla... Why GOD created "Suppandi" bfore creating U? Ans.- bcoz he wanted 2 create a "SAMPLE" piece bfore creating a "MASTER PIECE" like U. Sum frnds r lk brain, beliv thm nd obey thm, they wl led u in d rt path.. Sum r lik eyes, so senstve nd care needed, bt if u gv thm dat, they wl show u nw beauties f lif nd add sum light to it.. Bt thr r sum othrs who r lik heart, in norml u may nt r cgnis their prsnce, bt whn a crisis arose, they wl work 4 u fastr nd strongr.. Try to find a l f these around u. Sometimes we put Walls around our Heart not just 2 B safe from getting hurt, but 2 know who cares enough 2 Break The Wall 2 Enter. In future, How do i Identify ur Kids n a Class Room? Its Simple . I'll check hu Is Erasin His Notes, When Teacher Is Cleaning d Black Board! FRIEND means, F= Free from all Formalities R= Right to Say Everything I= In any way E= Either Good Or Bad N= No Sorry, No Thanks D= Dear just as You. Have A Nice Day my "FRIEND" I Pray For "You" A life that "You" truly deserve A life as good as "Your" Heart A life as bright as "YOUR" smile & A life as Wonderful as "You are". Gudmorng Theorem: With Chicken Biriyani we get Egg.

But with Egg Biriyani we dont get Chicken. So we conclude that, Kozhiyil ninnanu mutta vannathu. Hence proved.. NDTV BREAKING NEWS..! A TWO SEATER AIRCRAFT crashed in a CEMETERY in PUNJAB. Local SARDARS have so far found 472 dead bodies & r still digging for more. Wife:I hate d beggar who came yestrday! husband:why? Wife:I gave him food yesterday & today he giftd me a book "How 2 cook"! Good night... Sardarji was busy with removing 1 tire of Auto. Friend asked wat R U doin? Sardar replied Can't U C Dat board "PARKING FOR TWO WHEELERS ONLY". LOVE and DEATH are two uninvited guests. Nobody knows when they come, But Do the same work, one takes the heart and other takes its Beats. Gud nit.. If fate favours you one day and you are asked what you want to be, don't wish to be someone else.. Because you are wonderful the way you are.. Gud Day..:-) Friends should be like Zero's. Yes, when u add they r same, when u subtract they r same, when u try 2 divide they become INFINITY..! Happines cant b found at d end of d road. It is experiencd along the way. So tak e d grantd moments of ur life & find reasons 2 b hapi each day.!.. Gush nite. Brain is most Outstandng object in nature It functns 24hrs 365 days It functns rite frm Time v r Born n stops only whn . V enter exam hall:-) Don't hurt anyone. It takes just a second to hurt the loved ones but takes year to heal. Why does the popcorn jump when kept on a hot

stove? ? ?? ??? U just sit on the stove and see, Then u wil know y it jumps... A cup of Hellos, A Plate of Crispy Wishes, A spoon of Sweet Smiles and A Slice of Great Success... Hope this breakfast makes ur mrng lovely... G'mrng dear! Oru full bottilum oru liter sodayum pinne oru chickanum, Thottu nakkan acharum... manasil orupadu pratheekshayumayi, veendum oru ONAM varavayi. "sHAPPY pONAM" Aliya oru doubt. "pukavali paadilla" ennu parayunna board englishil ezhuthumbol ath "smoking is easy" ennano?? atho "smoking won't sing" ennano?