A Lawful and lnLernaLlonal Legal AgreemenL Lo 8ecome Cne wlLh 8ussla

1hls conLracL ls Lo slgnlfy a unlon of one naLlon of Lhe world wlLh 8ussla known by humans under Lhe name of nua
Lpaucuu (lvan 8raglnskl) and legally known under Lhe LlLle of ccuuca 4pau (8usslan lederaLlon) as formally
recognlzed by Lhe World Conference of naLlons
1hls documenL ls classlfled as llle kCL1112131 by Lhe general assembly of Lhe World Conference

ArLlcle l 1hls conLracL musL be slgned under Lhe correcL condlLlons as speclfled below or lL ls noL consldered valld and shall noL
be recognlzed by any lnLernaLlonal legal lnsLlLuLe
1 lL musL conLaln Lhe leglLlmaLe slgnaLures of
l 8ussla
ll Lhe naLlon wlshlng and wllllng Lo 8ecome Cne
lll a counLry of cholce Lo wlLness Lhe legal LransacLlon
lv 8epresenLaLlves of naLlonallLles LhaL have noL been allowed Lo [oln Lhe World Conference of naLlons (Lhereby Lechnlcally
belng prlnclpallLles or exnaLlons eLc) may also slgn Lhls agreemenL elLher as a wlLness or as Lhe enLlLy LhaL ls 8ecomlng Cne
8ussla ls noL plcky
2 8ussla ls expllclLly noL allowed Lo be lnLoxlcaLed medlcaLed or oLherwlse menLally lmpalred durlng Lhe slgnlng process
lallure Lo comply wlLh Lhls clause wlll resulL ln Lhe lmmedlaLe dlssoluLlon of Lhe agreemenL
3 1hls conLracL musL Lhen go Lhrough Lhe followlng hands
l lL musL be presenLed Lo Lhe general assembly aL Lhe nexL World MeeLlng Lo be Lhoroughly crossexamlned and proven
genulne (Lhe acLual moral approval of Lhe oLher naLlons ls noL requlred)
ll coples are Lo be made and sLored ln Lhe approprlaLe flles deslgnaLed by Lhe World Conference of naLlons
lll Lhe orlglnal ls Lhen Lo be glven Lo 8ussla for safekeeplng

ArLlcle ll 1hls conLracL requlres LhaL Lhe followlng clauses be recognlzed legally
1 8y slgnlng Lhe parLles lnvolved undersLand LhaL 8ussla asks and demands LhaL
l he ls Lo be loyally followed and obeyed unLll deaLh
ll Lhe rlghL of free wlll has been formally glven up so long as Lhe conLracL ls legally recognlzed
lll under no clrcumsLances are Lhose lnvolved allowed Lo plan ploL or oLherwlse asslsL hls general demlse
2 1hls conLracL does noL ln Lhe eyes of Lhe World Conference of naLlons pollLlcally beneflL Lhe counLry parLlclpaLlng 1he
LheoreLlcal beneflLs of 8ecomlng Cne lnclude buL are noL llmlLed Lo
l elevaLlon ln economlc sLandlng
ll galn ln land mass
lll lmprovemenL ln general world relaLlons
3 1hls conLracL ls noL a valld subsLlLuLe for marrlage and wlll noL be LreaLed as such (?es 8elarus Lhls clause ls dlrecLed
speclflcally aL you) See ArLlcle lll for more expllclL lnformaLlon

ArLlcle lll 1hls conLracL does noL lmply nor expllclLly permlL any sorL of sexual relaLlons beLween Lhe Lwo parLles aL any Llme
durlng whlch Lhls agreemenL ls legally acLlve
1 Sexual 8elaLlons lncludes buL ls noL llmlLed Lo
l sklnLoskln conLacL LhaL makes one or more naLlons feel slgnlflcanLly uncomforLable
ll mouLhLoskln or mouLhLomouLh conLacL
lll Lhe general removlng of cloLhlng
lv Lhe Louchlng poklng proddlng lnvadlng or general molesLaLlon of a naLlons vlLal reglons
2 Any vlolaLlons of Lhls clause on parL of Lhe naLlons lnvolved can and wlll be consldered llleglLlmaLe by Lerms of Lhls conLracL
Lhereby breaklng all clvll Lles beLween Lhe parLles lnvolved and lnlLlaLlng Lhe deLalls of ArLlcle lv2 below
l vlolaLlon of Lhls parLlcular clause may however be granLed excepLlon ln cases of exLreme medlcal emergency such as
lnsLances when C8 musL be performed
3 lor lnsLances ln whlch alLeraLlon of Lhls arLlcle may be necessary and ln lnsLances agreed upon by all parLles lnvolved before
Lhe slgnlng of Lhls conLracL Lhls parLlcular arLlcle may be alLered wlLh Lhe proper arrangemenL aLLachmenL and slgnlng of Lhe
documenL llle kCL1112132 as flled by Lhe World Conference of naLlons

ArLlcle lv 1he breaklng of Lhe regulaLlons sLaLed ln Lhls conLracL and Lhe slLuaLlons ln whlch Lhls conLracL may be dlsbanded are
deLalled below
1 1hls agreemenL may be dlssolved wlLhouL consequence ln Lhe followlng slLuaLlons
l deaLh of one or more parLles lnvolved
ll 8ussla no longer wanLs Lo 8e Cne for pollLlcal or personal reasons
2 lf any of Lhe speclflc rules of ArLlcle ll and ArLlcle lll are broken a punlshmenL may be admlnlsLered aL 8usslas dlscreLlon 1hls
lncludes buL ls cerLalnly noL llmlLed Lo
l deaLh by lead fauceL plpe
ll deaLh by cca au (8usslan Mafla)
lll deaLh by Slberlan wlnLer
lv 8ussla also has Lhe llcense of lmaglnaLlon and oLher senLences may be dealL Lo Lhe offendlng naLlon ln place of Lhe examples
above dependlng on how creaLlve or merclful he ls feellng aL LhaL parLlcular momenL ln Llme

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