Saregamapa L'il Champs 2011 June 03 '11 - Sanjana Bhola

Saregamapa L'il Champs 2011 June 03 '11 - Parvez Hasan, Parvez Babloo & Ahmed Ali

STOCK HUMOUR Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs.100 each. The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them. The man bought thousands at Rs.100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at Rs.150. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms. The offer increased to Rs.200 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it! The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at Rs.300 However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him. In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers; "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at Rs.250 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for Rs.300 each." The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys. They never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere! Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works. Moral of the story: Do not become monkey.

Buddy youre a boy make a big noise Playin in the street gonna be a big man some day You got mud on yo face You big disgrace Kickin your can all over the place

Lafzan da khel alfazan da mail, wajdi beat main drink pe ke gaddi di seat ch likhda geet umeed mainu lokan nu pasand aa mere geet mere geet sun loki sikhde ne cheti reet eh rasam revaj es desh de, bhangg aap pinde chitta dujeyan nu wechde, gall gall te gali galoch main jadon da main jammeya main ghar waleyan te bojh meri soch nashe ch mainu ni hosh main cocane piti mainu charheya ve josh mere nerhe ne jehre oh ajnabi ne sare, mere toon door rehnde ne mere ghar wale meri akhan lal chup chup nashe ch choor, dekhde ne mainu haan de munde ghoor ghoor, ve jehra mere mukable da muhre aa k khange na ve bohemia irada nahion changa mere (R.D mc'ing) Kali denali gaddi de shishe kale, mere piche piche lagge 24 ghante police wale jinde jad pinde rehnde duniya toon door rehnde wairyan hun sheran wangu aave meri zindgi ch din dhale te raatan kali kali denali ch firde munde mavali nale gaddi de shishe kite kale (ha,ha)

main lapta mere piche police wale mere toon hoyi khata, mere te ve ilzam gori aadmi de bhes ch desi put jawan challeya omega lai ve kinne sapne etthe pith piche mainu luttan mere apne per koi waddi gall nahin, mere wairyan nu chain ik pal nahin gaddi de shishe thalle karan dekhan bahar bandukahn challan goliyan ve kinne bache kinne mre mainu matlab nahin palle mere kakh nahin, meri zindgi da koi maksad nahin hun karlo jo karna ae, ik din apna sareyan ne marna ve zind naal khedan mainu maut kolon darr nahin

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BAITHA DUJE DIN, VE MUMBAI JAKE KITI MAINE AISH KINI,VE BHANG THODI PITI,KITI MAINE AISH KINI, SAWERE NASHIYAN CH UTHEYA MAIN DER NAAL,VE RATI SHOW MERA DELHI CH DALER NAAL, VE AAPAN SOLAN AANE BAKI SARE MUNDE JALI,KALI DENALI WICH FIRE RAJA RAAT SARI, VE DESI HIPHOP DA CHA HUN SAREYAN NU,PAR JADON RAJA KARE RAP MAIDAN KHALI.... RAJA HARJAI CHARSO BEES,GALI GALI CH MUNDE KARAN MERI REES, RAJA HARJAI CHARSO BEES,YEAH CHARSO BEES,CHARSO BEES.... RAJA HARJAI CHARSO BEES,GALI GALI CH MUNDE KARAN MERI REES, RAJA HARJAI CHARSO BEES,YEAH CHARSO BEES,CHARSO BEES.... CHARSO BEES,CHA-CHARSO BEES,CHA-CHARSO BEES, CHARSO BEES,CHARSO BEES,CHA-CHARSO BEES,CHACHARSO BEES, CHARSO BEES,HAN......... HUN NAVAN DIN,NAVI DUNIYA DI TOR,JHUTHE YAARAN TOH MAIN DOOR, MERI JEBI PAISA HOR,SARI DUNIYA CH SHOW KARAN SARE MAINU JANDE, PAR BORDER PATROL MAINU CANADA NI AAN DEN,PEHLI CD MAIN CHAPI DO HAZAR WARI, DUJI CD MAIN VECHI DO SO HAZAR WARI,MUQABALA NI

JAG CH MERA, MERI TIJI CD DA NAA " DA RAP STAR ",MAINU UNIVERSAL WALE DENDE TANKHA, BALLY SAGOO UK TOH MAINU BHEJE PAISA NASHA PAYAR,VEKH YAARAN DI BADLI RUH, SALE LABDE BAHANE MAINU KARAN CHALE SU,MAINU KOI PAYE NI ROK, VE NALE COURT CH BAITHE MAIN LUTANA NI NOTE,VE MERE JAIL YAAR, LIKHAN YAARAN NU TASLIYAN KABARASTAAN MERE DUSHMANA DI GALIYAN..

Union Territories * Coalition government

LYRICS: Har jiyo nimaniyan tu maan Nacheejeya cheej kare mera govind teri kudrat ko kurbaan Teri kudrat ko kurbaan Har jiyo nimaniyan tu maan Gayi bahud bandi chhod nirankar dukh daari Karam na jaana dharam na jaana lobhi maaya dhaari Naam pariyo bhagat govind ka eh raakho paij tumhari Har jiyo nimaniyan tu maan Jaisa baarak bhaye subhayi lakh apraad kamaavae Kar updesh chhid ke bahu bhaati bahud pita gal laavae Pichhle augad bakhash laye prabh aage maarg paavae Har jiyo nimaniyan tu maan

Har antar jaami sab bid jaan taan kis pae aakh sunaiye Kehne kathan na bheejae govind har bhavae paij rakhaiye Avara oat main sagli dekhi ik teri oat rahaaiye Har jiyo nimaniyan tu maan Hoye dayaal kirpal prabh thakur aape sunae bainanti Poora satgur mail milavae sab chuke mann ki chinti Har har naam avkhad mukh paaya jan nanak sookh vasanti Har jiyo nimaniyan tu maan

(Gur Naalo Ishq Mitha O Ho Gur Naalo Ishq Mitha Aay Haay O Rabba Lag Na Kise Nu Jaave Gur Naalo Ishq Mitha) - 2 (Gur Naalo Ishq Mitha O Ho Gur Naalo Ishq Mitha Aay Haay O Rabba Lag Na Kise Nu Jaave Gur Naalo Ishq Mitha) - 2 (Meri Paave Jind Kad Le O Ho Meri Paave Jind Kad Aay Haay Mere Yaar Nu Manda Na Boli Meri Paave Jind Kad Le) - 2 (O Laddu Khala Baaniye De O Ho Laddu Khala Baaniye De Aay Haay Ganne Choop Le Jattan De Pole Laddu Khala Baaniye De) - 2 (Kale Nu Na Kali Takari O Ho Kale Nu Na Kali Takari Aay Haay Meri Jeb Laddooan Ne Paadi Kale Nu Na Kali Takari) - 2 O Balle (Phul Te Tarel Pe Gayi O Ho Phul Te Tarel Pe Gayi Aay Haay Tenu Nachdi Nu Mudka Aaya Phul Te Tarel Pe Gayi) - 2 (Sarabiyan De Paise Bach Gaye O Ho Sarabiyan De Paise Bach Gaye Ay Hay Soni Akan Wich Akhaan Paake Takeya Sharaabiyaan De Paise Bach Gaye) - 2 (Ho Tut Pain Darji Nay Ho Ho Ho Tut Pain Darji Nay Aay Haay Meri Rakh Layi Jhagge Chon Taaki Ho Tut Pain Darji Nay) - 2 (Ho Kurti Malmal Di Ho Ho Ho Kurti Malmal Di Aay Haay Vichon Roop Chahtiyaan Maaray Ho Kurti Malmal Di) - 2 Ho Ho Aay Haay.. (Jina Nu Lorh Mitraan Di O Ho

Jina Nu Lorh Mitraan Di Aay Haay Latho Ban Patna Tay Khadiyaan Jina Nu Lorh Mitraan Di) - 2 O Balle Hoy Hoy Hoy .. O Balle (Gur Naalo Ishq Mitha O Ho Gur Naalo Ishq Mitha Aay Haay O Rabba Lag Na Kise Nu Jaave Gur Naalo Ishq Mitha) - 2 (Akhian Chay Vas Mitra O Ho Akhian Chay Vas Soniya Aay Haay Ve Tenu Jal Chimna Di Maaran Akhiyaan Ch Wass Mitra) - 2 (O Akh Naal Gal Kargi O Ho O Akh Naal Gal Kargi Aay Haay Palla Maar Ke Bhuja Gayi Deeva Akh Naal Gal Kargi) - 2 (Teri Aayi Main Marr Jaan O Ho Teri Aayi Main Marr Jaan Aay Haay Ni Tera Waal Vinga Na Hove Teri Aayi Main Marr Jaan) - 2 (Ik Waari Mel De Rabba Ho Ho Ik Waari Mel De Rabba Aay Haay Kite Vichaarde Na Marr Jaayiye Ik Waari Mel De Rabba) - 2 (O Bhangra Paayo Mundio Ho Ho O Gidha Paao Kudiyo Aay Haay O Ajj Geet Malkeet Ne Gaunay O Bhangra Paayo Mundio) - 2 (Ho Ho Aay Haay..O Baile) - 2 Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy.

Pehlan mang paayi tu gaddi di, chhoti vi nahin vaddi di Pehlan mang paayi tu gaddi di, chhoti vi nahin vaddi di Rehndi khundi pailli vikaati Rehndi khundi pailli vikaati Ki kehne kudiye tere, saadi maa nu putt ni labne Tenu yaar bathere, saadi maa nu putt ni labne Tenu yaar bathere, ni tenu yaar bathere Tu taan Cotton County paundi si, ohne Gant liata Tu kithe PG vich sardh di si, ohne flat laita Hun maardi ae chaalan la Chandigarh dere Saadi maa nu putt ni labne Tenu yaar bathere, saadi maa nu putt ni labne Tenu yaar bathere

Pindon nave nave aaye, te vekhiyan ae naaran Kothiyan car'an, ae sector 17 Jinna ne saanu moh leya Saadi saadgi nu saathon kho leya Utton tu mil gayi Pehlan te lageya ke kismat khul gayi Tenu taan yaad hi hona sab kujh, kyon Hun bhul gayi Jehre tu nakre vikhaundi si, oh vi main seh gaya Kharche karaundi si, oh vi main seh gaya 365 charittar naara de, gal solan aane sach tareeke aala keh gaya Gal sun mutiyaare, bade la te tu laare Gal vadeyan di, tere muh toh dhukdi ni Tenu laggu ji karaari, teri ikko cheej maadi Teri chayn chayn chayn chayn mukdi ni Saadi maa nu putt ni labne Tenu yaar bathere, ni tenu yaar bathere Teri chayn chayn chayn chayn mukdi ni Oh taan dhan saada hi bapu de jehda kharche karda Ethe kaake aaishan lainde ne ohda okha sarda ATM di rail banawe, shaam savere Saadi maa nu putt ni labne Tenu yaar bathere, ni tenu yaar bathere Ehe gal vi dilon kad de, main maa pe chad doon Koi chadan wali hoyi cheej, taan main aape chad doon Dil ehna de kaale bai unj sohne chehre Saadi maa nu putt ni labne Tenu yaar bathere, saadi maa nu putt ni labne Tenu yaar bathere, saadi maa nu putt ni labne Tenu yaar bathere, ni tenu yaar bathere

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