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That awkward moment when someone who always starts drama complains that they hate drama.

That awkward moment when you chew on someone else's pen. That awkward moment when you call your teacher "mom". That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are you telling me stuff I know? You know?

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That awkward moment when youve already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree.

That awkward moment when push really hard on a door, and then look at the handle and it says pull.

That awkward moment when you sleep over at a friends and wake up before they do and all you can do is stare at the ceiling. That awkward moment when you fail at being mad at somebody because they make you laugh. That awkward moment when someone yells at you for clicking a pen but you have to click it one more time to use it. That awkward moment when you think youre doing really well at Mario Kart, and then you realize youre looking at your friends screen.

That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if youre sexually active in front of your mom. That awkward moment when youre left alone with your friends parents. That awkward moment when you realize youre walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something. That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself. That awkward moment when you are about to like someones Facebook status and then you see it was posted 43 seconds ago... That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone elses comments. That awkward moment when youre talking about someone and you realize that theyre right behind you. That awkward moment when a fat kid says thats how I roll.

That awkward moment when you're dancing, then you turn around & you realize someone has been watching you the whole time.

That awkward moment when you are singing happy birthday but you dont know the name of the person so you just mumble at the name part...

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That awkward moment when youre walking out of a room like a model and your bag hooks on the door handle. That awkward moment when someones comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status. That awkward moment when you add a new profile picture and someone likes your old one. That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves dick... That awkward moment when you notice your fly is open, and have to go back and think through every social encounter youve had since the last time you went to the bathroom. That awkward moment when you look both ways down a one way street. That awkward moment when you write a super long, heartfelt note in someones yearbookand they write 'Have a Great Summer!!' That awkward moment when Snookis relationships last longer than yours That awkward moment when your color blind friend thinks theyve solved a rubix cube. That awkward moment when you congratulate a fat lady for being pregnant... That awkward moment when Chris Brown sees a hot chick and says 'Id hit that' That awkward moment when someone asks Have you two met? and you reply No while the other person says 'Yes.' That awkward moment when Microsoft Word informs you your name is spelt wrong. That awkward moment when you expect 75 texts from people after being away from your phone for a while, and you only get 2 texts from your mom.

That awkward moment when you take your one legged friend to IHOP. That awkward moment when you finish a medium popcorn by the opening credits at the movie theater. That awkward moment when a girl talks to you in the restroom like you guys have been best friends forever...

That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person... That awkward moment when when youve been saying human bean for 16 years instead of 'human being.' That awkward moment when you feel like youre going to fall backwards off a chair. That awkward moment when you realize youre chewing on a borrowed pen. That awkward moment when you tell a story as your own to the person who originally told it.

That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk realizes he has to explain how he found it. That awkward moment when people start stuff on your Facebook status and you just don't want to get involved.

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That awkward moment when someone asks you how you met your internet friend. That awkward moment when There Goes My Baby plays in an abortion clinic waiting room. That awkward moment when Rebecca Black actually gets on a bus and has a panic attack because theres way too many seats to take.

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That awkward moment when Soul Surfer comes out on DVD the same week as Shark Week. That awkward moment when your bro actually tells a cool story. That awkward moment when the police ask Waldos mom why shes never filed a missing persons report. That awkward moment when you get caught in a lie. That awkward moment when its Peanut Butter Jelly Time and youre allergic to peanut butter. That awkward moment when the internet goes down so you have to use your book to find the answers. That awkward moment when youre hanging with MC hammer and he wont let you touch anything. That awkward moment when you see one of your old teachers walking around a store holding hands with one of your old class mates.... That awkward moment when your girlfriend wants you to go on the Maury show with her. That awkward moment when you drop a coin in front of a homeless person. That awkward moment when you see yourself on peopleofwalmart.com. That awkward moment when you let the dogs out and dont know how to break it to the Baha men. That awkward moment when when you think you know someone but you were completely wrong. That awkward moment when a Facebook relationship status update not only informs you that youre now suddenly single, but that youve also been replaced before you were even broken up with. That awkward moment when you start missing your sister! That awkward moment when youre liking the song, and then Pitbull starts singing. That awkward moment when someone asks if your hair is wet, but its just that dirty. That awkward moment when 2 girls are arguing over team Edward and team Jacob in the bathroom. That awkward moment when Taco Bell picks a fight, and then someone asks if theyve got beef.

That awkward moment at your new job when you do a dance & everyone just gives you glum eye. That awkward moment when Chris Hanson From Dateline NBC walks into the room. That awkward moment when your friends facebook wasnt hacked, he just really loves penis. That awkward moment when you realize Obamas birth certificate was Osamas last horcrux. That awkward moment when you go to watch a fight, and a hockey game breaks out. That awkward moment when Voldemort cant see the movie because its in 3d... That awkward moment when youre helping a friend setup google + and they drag you into acquaintances. That awkward moment when you call someone out for being fake...and they are. That awkward moment when you realize the song on the radio doesnt sound right because its the original and not the Glee version. That awkward moment when you find out that the 9 year old girl you adopted from a questionable orphanage is the spawn of Satan... That awkward moment when there are two token black guys at the same party. That awkward moment when youre liking the song, and then Pitbull starts singing. That awkward moment when youre creepin through someones facebook and accidentally like one of their posts. That awkward moment when you lock eyes with someone while eating a banana. That awkward moment when youre using a public bathroom and everyone can hear you taking a leak. That awkward moment when you try to explain a song but dont want to sing it. That awkward moment when rihanna forgets her name and has to ask her nana. That awkward moment when your hand accidentally touches your friends butt. That awkward moment when spelling is so important that it changes everythong. That awkward moment when someone walks in on you taking pictures of yourself and you have to pretend like you werent. That awkward moment when deaf people get in an argument. That awkward moment when youre laughing so hard, you accidentally hit your head on something.

That awkward moment when you answer your own question. That awkward moment when you are making a stupid face and your crush looks right at you. That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status. That awkward moment when an automatic door doesnt open for you. The awkward moment when kids younger than you have a more interesting love life. That awkward moment when you still cant understand someone after theyve repeated themselves about four times. The awkward moment when someone takes your sarcasm seriously. That awkward moment when you realize that Kim Kardashians failed marriage could have paid your college tuition for 2,833 years. That awkward moment when you get in the van and theres no candy. That awkward moment when Microsoft Word informs you your name is spelt wrong. That awkward moment when youre trying to telling a story but nobody is listening to you. That awkward moment when you want to laugh in a serious situation. That awkward moment when you think you lost your cell phone but its actually in your bra. That awkward moment when Bruno Mars cant catch the Grenade for u, because hes having a Lazy Day. That awkward moment when you look under your bed and there is actually a monster. That awkward moment when you show someone something really funny & they dont think its funny at all. The awkward moment is when you walk in on you mom and dad having sex. That awkward moment when someone asks you whats wrong and theyre the problem. The awkward moment when the dancers in a music video look better then the singer. That awkward moment when you are making a stupid face and your crush looks right at you. That awkward moment when you answer your own question. That awkward moment when everyone is silent just waiting for someone to say, awkward.

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That awkward moment when Charlie Sheen does enough cocaine to kill two and a half men. That awkward moment when you get sorted into Hufflepuff. That awkward moment when Rebecca Black wants a duet with Justin Bieber and he says never. That awkward moment when youre making a wish on 11:11 and you get interrupted by 11:12. That awkward moment when you catch Justin Bieber singing If I were a Boy. That awkward moment when you make eye contact with someone while eating a banana. That awkward moment when your teacher asks you to read out loud, and you dont even know what page theyre on. That awkward moment when someone deletes their comment on facebook and you look like youre talking to yourself. That awkward moment when you finish watching a TV series and you dont know what to do with your life any more. That awkward moment when Rebecca Black actually gets on a bus and has a panic attack because theres way too many seats. That awkward moment when a fat kid says thats how I roll. That awkward moment when you walk through the metal detectors at the airport, and your abs of steel set them off. That awkward moment when your gone for 2 weeks and expect to have like a ZILLION notifications but you end up only having like, 3. That awkward moment when people constantly say You know? Its like, why are you telling me stuff I know? You know? The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework. If I could reach up and hold a star for every time youve made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand The awkward moment when Voldemort walks into a room and everyone is playing Ive got your nose That awkward moment when you wave back at someone and realize theyre not waving at you. The awkward moment when you enter class late and everyone stares at you. That awkward moment when everyone else has stopped laughing, and youre the only one who still thinks that its hilarious.

That awkward moment when someone says, You two should date! That awkward moment when youre singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you start smiling like an idiot because youre just so hilarious. That awkward moment when you forget to turn your swag off and wake up covered in bitches. That awkward moment when you click on an image on Facebook and think itll just enlarge, but then realize you arent on Tumblr. That awkward moment when you yell your own name during sex. That awkward moment when Taylor Swift doesnt know how Romeo and Juliet really ended. That awkward moment when a couple of guys (who are up to no good), start making trouble in your neighborhood. You get in one little fight and your mom gets scared, and says Youre moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. That awkward moment when the dentist asks you a question while his hands are in your mouth.

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That awkward moment when you realize youve been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life. That awkward moment when you expect 75 texts from people after being away from your phone for a while, and you only get 2 texts from your mom. That awkward moment when youre getting ready and you think you look hot until you put your glasses on. That awkward moment when your colour blind friend thinks theyve solved a rubix cube. That awkward moment when you walk into a closet, and instead of finding Narnia, you find Justin Bieber. That awkward moment when you enter the Pokmon Center and ask Nurse Joy to heal your balls. That awkward moment when Obama is born in Hawaii and Donald Trump starts asking for proof that Hawaii is a state That awkward moment when you thought euthanasia referred to youth in asia. That awkward moment when you receive your acceptance letter to Hogwarts 9 years late and have to explain to your friends that youre dropping out of College. That awkward moment when you are reading Twilight and realize that Bella Swan has sex, gets pregnant and almost dies. That awkward moment when Bruno Mars says that he will die in various excruciating ways for you, but still forgets to take out the trash, even when you ask him to. That awkward moment when you play hide and seek with a gay man and you ask him to stop hiding in the closet. That awkward moment when you try to change your password to my dick but the website doesnt let you because it says its too long. That awkward moment when Nike and Gatorade are advertised together, and their slogans are Is it in you? and Just Do It. That awkward moment when youre waiting for the loser to finish at mario kart. That awkward moment when your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status. Either youve done something very right or very wrong.

That awkward moment when you buy a bag of air and theres chips inside. That awkward moment when you comment on someones facebook status and they completely ignore your comment, but keeping answering everyone elses comments. That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk realizes he has to explain how he found it. That awkward moment when Katy Perry thinks she kissed a girl, but really it was Russell Brand.

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That awkward moment when your nanny turns out to be your ex husband disguised as 60-year-old British caretaker. Tweet That awkward moment when someones comment on your facebook status has more likes than your actual status. Tweet That awkward moment when an atheist sneezes, and you say, god bless you. Tweet That awkward moment when you cant understand what someones said even after theyve repeated it four times. Tweet That awkward moment when you accidentally type two periods at the end of a sentence, and it completely changes the meaning.. Tweet That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if youre sexually active in front of your mom. Tweet That awkward moment when you trip and none of your friends are around to laugh it off with you. Tweet That awkward moment when you accidentally make a fart sound with your mouth and everyone looks at you. Tweet That awkward moment when someone asks you how you met your internet friend Tweet That awkward moment when you get crumbs in your bra. Tweet That awkward moment when you realize youre walking in the wrong direction, so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something. Tweet

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That awkward moment when you turn 11 and dont get a letter from Hogwarts. That awkward moment when your electricity bill is really high because MGMT were turned on by the electric feel. That awkward moment when you touch MC Hammer. That awkward moment when someones complaining about the size of their nose and Voldemorts in the room. That awkward moment when Iron Man finds out hes anemic. That awkward moment when you let the dogs out and dont know how to break it to the Baha men. That awkward moment when you see you have (1 Message), get excited, and then you see its from Tumblrbot. That awkward moment when your chair makes a farting noise and no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you cant make the sound. That awkward moment when you ask somebody what theyre wearing to an event and they respond Im not invited. That awkward moment when you get a boner in class and your desk falls over. That awkward moment during the first Harry Potter movie when you realize youve been pronouncing Hermione Grangers name wrong in your head the entire time. That awkward moment when you find out youre adopted. That awkward moment when you walk in on your parents having sex. That awkward moment when your parents walk in on you having sex. That awkward moment when you realize you are peeing in your dream.

That awkward moment when you get into an elevator and wonder why it isnt moving and then realize you forgot to push the button. That awkward moment when youre at a store and you ask for help but the person doesnt work there. That awkward moment when you realize you wore a red shirt to Target. That awkward moment when you type in your password as your username. That awkward moment when youre staring at someone and then they catch you staring.

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That awkward moment when one of your family members sends you a family request on Facebook. That awkward moment when youre being taught sex-ed by a pregnant pe teacher. That awkward moment when you get sweat in your eye, and youre not even working out. That awkward moment when you didnt do your homework because you thought you were going to be raptured. That awkward moment when youre rubbing something off the front of your pants, only to realize that a lot of people are staring at you rub at your crotch furiously. That awkward moment when the parents of the children youre babysitting come home and find you sleeping on the couch. That awkward moment when the internet goes down so you have to use your book to find the answers.

That awkward moment when youre singing alone in your car and you make eye contact with a stranger. That awkward moment when you consider how old the people who write teen sex scenes in books are. That awkward moment when Michael Scott says anything. That awkward moment when glee realizes that one of the two stars of Wicked has been a member of the glee club and the other is Rachels mother. That awkward moment when you realize the brand name DKNY is meant to be said aloud as an acronym rather than dick knee. That awkward moment when you go visit a previous teacher and they dont remember you. That awkward moment when youve already said what? three times and still have no idea what the person said, so you just agree. That awkward moment when you add a new profile picture and someone likes your old one. That awkward moment when the creepy guy in a horror movie isnt the axe murderer, and youre left wondering what was wrong with him. That awkward moment when Selena Gomez has a boyfriend who looks like a girlfriend. That awkward moment when Emma Watson answers a question correctly in class and someone stands up and shouts, 10 points to Gryffindor. That awkward moment when you realize Darth Vader couldve easily been on Maury. That awkward moment when your spoon is too big.

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That awkward moment when your boyfriend texts I have a surprise for you and you receive an email from your joint bank account about the engagement ring transaction. That awkward moment when you accidentally hold down the question mark key too long and now you sound demanding and impatient. That awkward moment when you think something is hilarious but nobody else seems to know what youre talking about. That awkward moment when you call your black girlfriend Precious. That awkward moment when you go to a friends yard sale and you see that the gift you got him/her for their birthday is for sale.

That awkward moment When you look in the mirror and get turned on. That awkward moment when you have more pictures of Harry Potter on your wall, than pictures of actual friends. That awkward moment when you take a picture with the palest person in the school just to make yourself look tan. That awkward moment when you dreamt the plot of Twilight before Stephenie Meyer, but thought wow, that was incredibly stupid. That awkward moment when you misspell baby to your girlfriend and she thinks youre cheating on her with a girl named abby. That awkward moment when you say goodbye to someone and then end up walking in the same direction. That awkward moment when a mutual friend tries to introduce you to someone youve already hooked up with like you two dont know each other.