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MUMBAI
Apoorva Dutt
MUSE
1,000
litres
The Railways ought to be strict with those who deface trains by spitting. Things should be controlled like in the Delhi Metro
Subhash Gupta,
member, National Railway Users Consultative Committee
moved to Mumbai a year ago. It has been an eventful year, littered with firsts: jobs, apartments, relationships, accepting unforgiving rain and hating cabdrivers with a righteous fury . It is fitting that Mumbai specifically Carter Road was the place where I first sat in the drivers seat of a car. It was after the post-work debauchery 2am on a desert, ed road; it seemed the perfect moment for my first driving lesson. The instructor, an old friend from Delhi, now seemed to be regretting his casual offer of a driving lesson. Okay thats the clutch, he , started nervously, peering down at my feet. Put the base of your left foot on the ground. Now, press the clutch. I jammed it down and started shifting the gear stick with misguided enthusiasm. No, no, he said quickly, shoving my hand aside with unnecessary force. He moved the stick through the gears with enviable smoothness. One, two, three, and thats neutral. Lets drive! I said, eyeing the deserted road, my foot tapping the accelerator impatiently . He looked around at the hulking trucks parked on the roads sides and shook his head. I dont think youre ready for that. How bad a driver do you think I am that I cant even drive on an empty road?! I demanded. Well, since youve never driven, we dont know how bad you can be, do we? he said, sarcastically . Okay fine, I sulked. He sighed. Okay. Gently press the accelerator. Just tap it. I tapped. The engine revved. TOO HARD! he yelped. Slowly, gently I tried again, the engine revved louder. Okay, just relax, he
said in a soothing voice most people use for mental patients. Rest your foot on the accelerator, and slowly, vaaaryyyy slowly, take your foot a little bit off the clutch. The car slowly started rolling forward. Im driving, woooww! I squealed. Yeah, yeah, well done, he said, his eyes darting around in panic like a trapped animal. The car rolled through the night in silence for 10 seconds. Listen, I think theres a car coming, I said casually peering at two rays of light , that were hitting the road from the left. Okay, time to brake! he said wildly. Press your foot on the brake.
Which foot? The MIDDLE ONE! he yelled in panic. I looked at him quizzically . I mean your right foot, brake! he screamed. I pressed down on the middle pedal and the car jerked to a stop. I clapped my hands with glee. Oh my God, that was FUN! Okay, get out, thats enough for today, he said with finality . Tomorrow, I will learn how to U-turn! I sighed happily . Get out now! I consider that first lesson like most other undertakings of mine in Mumbai, fuelled by enthusiasm and incompetence a complete success. In Mumbai, you win just by trying!
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THE MARVEL
CURTAIN RAISER
A biker enjoys pre-monsoon showers in Matunga. Some parts of the city witnessed a few wet spells on Wednesday Pakash Parsekar DNA
THE CENTRES WOULD ENABLE PEOPLE TO AVAIL ALL GOVERNMENTAL FACILITIES UNDER ONE ROOF
NO MORE QUEUES
The work for running the centres and data collection will be outsourced by the civic body to five private agencies. The five agencies are Sify, Suvidha, Itz Cash, Easy Bill and Pay Point The CFC will also
provide a facility of delivering the required documents to the citizens doorstep
ple can feed the information to avail any such facilities on the computers at the centres. The application or the query will be forwarded to the civic official incharge," Gupta added. For the task, the BMC is setting up decks to feed all the details of the information seeker on the civic website. Civic officials state that through this, the status of the request can be also monitored by people. The CFC will also provide a facility of delivering the required documents at your doorstep. The private agency will post the documents in a week's time. The citizens will be charged a minimal price based on the number of pages of the documents. The documents will have digital signatures of the authorities, so that people can also have a soft copy Gupta explained. ,