The Republicans find themselves in a tough bind in their effort to nominate a suitable opponent for President Barrack Obama

in the Presidential Election. Now that they have ditched Herman Cain, the African American for sexual indiscretions and replaced him with a white, consensus all American Asshole who has a few sexual skeletons or his own rolling around in his checkered past. Putting it bluntly its down to the two Mormons, the crazy lady, the white asshole guy and Ron Paul. One of the two Mormons is Utah's former Governor who ditched Utah's poor and elderly to accept an Ambassorship with China, leaving us to the tender mercies of our current rabidly right wing Governor Gary R. Herbert. The other Mormon is a real slick talker who ran the 2002 Winter Olympics in my home town of Salt Lake City. I think you can see where we are going with this. The editorial staff at Crazypoliticos gives the nod to the hometown crowd and endorses the two Mormons to be the Republican nominees for President and Vice President. (We don't really care in which order or "who's on top") It should be noted that for shits and giggles we briefly thought of endorsing the crazy lady but quickly dismissed this idea when she failed to return our repeated phone calls and threatened us with a restraining order. However, our endorcement notwithstanding we are actually predicting the white asshole will win. The two Mormons have problems and the fact that one looks anemic and the other looks like a robust blood sucking vampire who'll say anything to get an *invite" into the White House doesn't help things. Besides theres no fucking way voters are going to fill the two top slots with Mormon's No, at the end of the day the Republicans will most likely select the "white asshole" as their Nominee to be the next Asshole-in-Chief of our military forces. The white asshole may be a philandoring, hypocritical jerk but he has two big things going for him. He's not Mormon and he doesn't look like a crazy lady and he's not "you know who" Crazypoliticos would have endorsed Ron Paul but in the end we made a very conservative decision to follow the example of mainstream media and the Murdoch publishing empire. Just follow the herd, so to speak. So we ignored Ron Paul and Ron Paul's bid to become the Republican Nominee. However, we differ from the mainstream media in that we don't omit the name of the person we are ignoring, we identify them by name. So we are ignoring the shit out of Ron Paul, yeah! Ron Paul will never get a mention from CP because we are ignoring Ron Paul and the fact that he is running for President and we in no way endorse his campaign. If you want to verify this with the Ron Paul Campaign you will have to complete and submit the contact form at http://www.ronpaul.com/contact/, which is the official website for the Ron Paul campaign. They will be happy to tell you that they have absolutely no affiliation with us and that we've been warned to stay the fuck away from their campaign headquarters if we don't want to be arrested. So, just for the record we at Crazypolilticos are completely ignoring Ron Paul's bid for the Presidency in 2012 and have decided not to mention Ron Paul's Presidential Campaign in any of our blogs. We feel that by merely mentioning Ron Paul's name or Ron Paul's Presidential Bid we do little for Ron Paul's annonymity and that if we damage Ron Paul's annonymity by calling undue attention to the fact the he, Ron Paul, is running for President of the United States and is vying for the Republican nomination we will lose the respect of the mainstream media. Now, if that sounds convoluted to you, let us assure you, yet again, that CP upholds the same high standards as the Murdoch publishing empire, including Fox News, and has studied their techniques in depth. That is why this blog is so awesome! We stand behind every word we pen as we contemplate how to robocall you to ask for the PIN numbers for your voice mail and ATM. Not that I want to embark on a discussion of CP's future fund raising and news gathering strategies but we think we're going to be very successful here in the United States. A final word out to our runner up endorsement, "the crazy lady" just letting you know what turned it against you in the end were our apocalyptic visions of you standing aghast, shocked with pigs blood running down your goregeous ball gown just before the other attendees start to die in ghastly ways from the psychokinetic powers you possess as you chant over and over again "I'm so sorry Mama" in some kind of weird Sissy Spacek trance. I don't know, it was just too much.