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ISLAMICVOODOOS

BYABULKASEM OCTOBER,2007
(Anoteofcaution:Thecontentsofthisarticlemightoffendsomereaders)

ISLAMICVOODOOS

ABULKASEM

ISLAMICVOODOOS

ABULKASEM

AbulKasemisanBengalifreethinkerandisateacherbyprofession.Hehascontributedin LeavingIslamApostatesSpeakOutandBeyondJihadCriticalVoicesfromInside.Hehasalso written extensively on Islam in various websites and is the author of several eBooks including.Mr.KasemleavesinSydney,Australia.HislatestcontributionisinthebookWhy WeleftIslam,editedbySusanCrimpetal.Hecanbecontactedatabul88@hotmail.comand nirribilli@gmail.com

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CONTENTS ABSTRACT CHAPTER1


Introduction

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IslamicAdamVoodoo HowAllahcreatedtheProgenyofAdam

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IslamicAngelsandJinnsVoodoo IslamicAngels TheProminentAngelsofAllah IslamicAngelsareMales IslamicJinns IslamicClassificationofJinns TheOverwhelmingPowerofIslamicJinns

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IslamicAnimalsandInsectsVoodoo IslamicAnimalsandInsectsareMuslims;theyhavetheirMessengers AllahTransmutesHumansintoAnimals InfidelsareworsethanIslamicAnimals IslamicAnimalsHavetheAbilitytoTalkLikeHumans AllahLovesAnimalsBlood;IslamicSlaughterofAnimalsisthemostGruesome IslamicAnimalsWillPunishtheZakatDefaulters SomeIslamicWildBeastsareHalal

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IslamicBiologyVoodoo AllahsConfusiononHumanEmbryology

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InfidelsSpermHasnoValue AllahsAngelsTakeChargeofWombs HumanOrgansCanTalk HumanLimbsCarryIslamicSins

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IslamicBlackMagic(Voodoo) TheUseoftheQur'anasBlackMagic EffectsofEvilEyes IslamicIncantations,Charms,andSpells IslamicSuperstitions TheMagicalPowerofMuhammadsBlood,Urine,andExcrement MuhammadsMojeja(Miracles) IslamicSupernaturalPower MuhammadsNightJourney(IsraandMiraj) IslamicHeartSurgeryonMuhammad

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IslamicGraveVoodoo AllahWillGrowHumansfromtheirGraves IslamicInterrogationinGraves IslamicTormentinGraves IslamicRewardsinGraves

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IslamicMedicineVoodoo IslamicCauterizingandCupping TheQur'anandHoneyareCuresforAllIllness IslamicHerbalandNaturopath CattleUrine,Dung,andFlyWingsareIslamicMedicines HumanSaliva,Dust,andAshareIslamicMedicines

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IslamicMosqueVoodoo AMosqueisaMarket MosquesareforMuslimsonly AllahDiscriminatesAmongMosques MosquesareTradingCentersofSinsandPiety AllahRecordsMosqueAttendance

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IslamicHygieneVoodoo MuhammadsObsessionwithSaliva,Dirt,andPollutedWater IncredibleIslamicHygiene MuhammadsSweatwasPerfume

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IslamicResurrectionVoodoo AnIslamicDayofBlackandWhite ANudistsDay,anIslamicNudistsColony AHorrificDayfortheNonMuslims TheEarthwillBecomeaPieceofBread

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IslamicRitualsVoodoo Prayer,Recitation(Quran),andAblution/Bath TakingCareofYourIslamicPenis IslamicEatingandDrinking IslamicSleepPosture

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IslamicSatanVoodoo IslamicSatanisIllusive:ItHasSeveralIdentities ThereareManyIslamicSatans:EveryoneHasOneSatan

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SatanBefriendstheWealthyPeople SatanSuppliesWineinIslamicParadise NonMuslimsareFriendsofSatan SatanismorePowerfulthanAllah SatanFartsatAllahsPrayerCall SatanWorksonYouwhenYouSleep:HePlayswithYourPrivateParts SatanSwimsinYourBody SatanPlayswithHumans SatanAttendsEveryChildbirth;HeTouchesEveryInfant SatanEatswithYou TheseareSatansFavouriteHuntingGrounds SatanWillDepartwhenYouDoThese:

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IslamicSoulsVoodoo AnIslamicSoulisaPhysicalObject AllahwillPairSoulswithBodies Animals,Pictures,andImagesHaveSouls IslamicMartyrsSoulsareAlive WheredoesanIslamicSoulReside? ComponentsofanIslamicSoul,andTypesofIslamicSouls AllahExaminesYourSoulWhenYouSleep AFewMoreInterestingFeaturesofIslamicSouls AllahhasaSoul

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IslamicToiletVoodoo JinnsandDevilsHauntIslamicToilets PrayBeforeEnteringanIslamicToilet DoNotHoldYourPenisWithYourRightHand RulesonIslamicDefecation

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IslamicWomenVoodoo AllahHatesMenstruation IslamicPenaltyforDoingSexwithaMenstruatingWoman IslamicWomenEjaculateSperm AllahDislikesWomen;HehasMadeWomenCrooked Women,Dogs,Donkeys,andPigsAnnulanIslamicPrayer WomenareStupid;DevilControlsWomen AllahCursesWomenWhoAttendtoHerPersonalGrooming MajorityofWomenwillbeinIslamicHell GoodWomen,BadWomen MenWillEnjoyPlentyofWomen AnIslamicWomanCanBreastfeedaBeardedMan IslamicProtocolontheFirstTimewithYourWife/s

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ABSTRACT

hisarticleprobesintothetraditions,customs,practices,andritesofIslam,whichare largelybasedonArabBedouinssocietyofMuhammad'stime.Inamodernworld, theseIslamiccustomsandtraditionsarenomorethansuperstitiousbeliefsand irrationalactsbetterknownasvoodoopractices.TheseIslamicVoodoosencompass practicallyeveryaspectofaMuslimslifefrombirthtodeath.ThereareIslamicvoodoos forangels,animals,biology,sorcery,resurrection,soul,Satan,hygiene,women,medicine, toiletpracticesandsoon.SourcingfromthefountsofIslam,suchastheQur'anandahadith, welearnthatmuchofwhattheMuslimsbelievetobedivine,pure,salubrious,and supernaturalactuallyhavenoscientificorrationalbasis.Muslimsarepatheticallydupedby theclaimsthattheseIslamicVoodoosaremeanttoimproveanduplifttheirlives,materially aswellasspiritually.ThisisplainIslamicdeception.ThesoonertheMuslimsgetridofthese illogicalandsenselessIslamictraditionsandcustoms,thesoonertheywillbefreefromthe bondageofIslamicVoodoos.

CHAPTER1
INTRODUCTION

heworldisperplexedwithIslam.Hardlyadaypasseswhenwedonotreadanynews aboutPeacefulIslam.IslamistsoftentellusthatIslamisareligionofpeace, moderation,logicandpracticality.TheywilleveninsistthatIslamisscientific, rational,andthereisnosuperstitionandirrationalityinIslam.Thisarticleprobes deeplyintotheclaimsoftheseshrewdIslamists.

ThisarticleexposestheliestheseIslamists propagate.YouwilllearnhowdeeplyIslamis miredinabsolutesuperstitions,irrationality, mindboggling,endless,meaninglessritualsand customs.InallthecorescripturesofIslam(suchas theQur'anandahadith)wefindunbelievable irrationality,superstitionandritesthatwilleven beattheritualspracticedbymanyreligiouscults inAfrica,SouthAmericaandotherpartsofthe world.Collectively,theseritualsareknownas voodooand/orblackmagic.Astherearealways Islamicversionsofanyitem(suchasIslamic Science,IslamicComputer,IslamicFood,Islamic Psychology,IslamicBombandsoon),thereare alsoIslamicVoodoosandIslamicBlackMagic. TheseIslamicVoodoosareoftencarefully ensconcedbytheshrewdIslamists,lesttheworld knowthetruth.Butthishideandseekgamecannotgoonforever.Thankstothepowerof theinternet,wearenowabletoexposethisdarksecretofIslamtothegullibleworld population.Icanassureyouthatwithouttheinternet,Icouldhaveneverpublishedthis articleinanyIslamiccountry,aswellasinmostwesterncountries,becauseoftheirculture oftoomuchpoliticalcorrectness.ManyMuslimsmightbeshockedthattheir,pure, unblemished,scientificandlatestrevelationformankindsupliftmentcouldcontainsuch voodoos. True,mostreligionsdocontainmanyirrational,unscientific, illogicalandsuperstitiouselements,which,todaywelaugh at,anddismissthem.However,thereisnoshortageof diehardbelieverswhostillclingtothosevoodoos.Sowhy mustweblameIslam?Yousee,themostimportant differencebetweenIslamandotherfaithisthecompulsory natureofIslam.Thus,ifaHindufollowsHinduVoodoo,itis thechoiceoftheindividual.Thereisnocompulsionforall HindustopracticeHinduvoodoos.DittoforChristians. TherearenolawsinanyChristianmajorityor

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Hindumajoritycountriestoforcethemtoindulgeinvoodoorites.Thisisnotthecasewith Islam.SinceIslamisthecompletecodeoflife,asperAllahsdicta,andasperMuhammads Sunna(Muhammadstraditionsandacts),itisincumbentuponallMuslimstoemulateinfull thoseIslamicVoodoos.ThereareseverepenaltiesfornotpracticingIslamicVoodoos.In manyIslamiccountries,muchoftheIslamicVoodoosyouwillreadinthisarticle,are enforcedwithfullforceoflaw.Forexample,inMalaysiaandIranaMuslimisfined,or whippedorincarceratedforeatinginpublicduringRamadan.DittoforSaudiArabiaand Pakistan.TheIslamists,willoftenextolthevirtueofRamadanfasting,althoughthereisno medicalevidencetosuggestthistobetrue.ButinIslam,violatingthisvoodooofRamadan fastingistreatedasaseriouscrime,punishablebylashing,fine,orjailsentences. MostIslamicVoodoosenunciatedinthisarticlereflectthetraditions,customs,practicesand beliefsoftheilliterate,barbaric,anduncouthBedouinArabsleadinganomadiclifeinthe harshnessofdesert.Muhammadwasaproductofhistimeandtraditions.Hesimplycodified thoseArabBedouinvoodoosasAllahscommandmentandempoweredthisvoodoosystem toregulateaMuslimslife.AMuslimcannotescapeIslamicVoodoos;hewillhavetolive withthemanddiewiththem.Frombirthtodeath,ineveryphaseandstagesofhislifehe willbehunteddownwithIslamicvoodoos.Everyactionhedoes,hemustensurethatthat conformstoIslammoreprecisely,withIslamicVoodoos.Hemustnotquestionthose mindlessIslamicrituals,hemustnotdoubtevenawordoftheQur'an,andhemustnot deviateevenamillimetrefromtheIslamicspecifications.Thismeansthattheentirebelief systeminIslamispurelybasedonblindfaith.Inverse3:32AllahsaysthatMuslimsmust notquestionIslam,theymustblindlyfollowMuhammad,becausefollowingMuhammadis followingAllah(3:31,4:80,5:48,33:71).Inverse24:51AllahclarifiesthisfurtherwhenHe says:theblindbelieversarethetruefollowerswhentheysay,withoutanyarguments,'we hearandweobey'.ThismeansAllahlikesblindbelievers.AhadisinSunaanAbuDawud (3.41.5112)saysthatMuhammadstongueisAllahstongue,andanotherhadisin SahihBukhari(4.52,2004)writesthatwhoeverobeysMuhammadobeysAllah,whoever disobeysMuhammaddisobeysAllah.Pleasenotethatthesearewordsemanatingfromthe unalterablewordsofAllahandMuhammad.Nopoweronearthcouldeverchangethem. Therefore,itismandatoryforallMuslimsthatthey emulateArabBedouincustoms,traditions,manners, dress,language,practices,andtheirvoodoos.AMuslim hasnochoicebuttobeanArabBedouinof Muhammadstime.Thiscompulsoryimpositionofthe desertArabsbeliefsandactions(readvoodoos)isthe mostproblematicpartofIslam.Ifweseparatethese IslamicVoodoos(readArabBedouinVoodoos)Islam willdie.IslamslifebloodisArabism,precisely, Bedouinism.OncenonArabMuslimseschewthis forcedArabismonthemIslamwillwitherawayfrom theirsociety.ThatiswhyexposingtheinaneIslamic VoodoosisactuallyexposingIslamatitscoretheugly andthedarkersidesofIslam,whichmostIslamists, especiallythoselivinginthewestcarefullyattemptto hide. 14

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WhenyoureadalltheepisodesofthisarticleandyouwillunderstandwhyMuslimsdowhat theydo. OurfirstepisodestartswiththecreationofIslamicAdam. Note: OnlinehelpfortheQur'an,HadisandTafsir TheHolyQur'an:http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/reference/reference.html TheNobleQur'an:http://www.witness-pioneer.org/vil/ SahihBukhari:http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/ SahihMuslim: [http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/m

uslim/]
ALIMCDROM http://www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?Item=30000 SunaanAbuDawud: http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/abudawud/ MaliksMuwatta:http://www.simplyislam.com/iteminfo.asp?Item=30000 TafsiribnKathir:www.qtafsir.com TafsiribnAbbasandJalalyn:http://www.altafsir.com/ 15

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Offlinereferenceswillbeincludedinthebibliographysection,inthelastepisode.

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CHAPTER2
ISLAMICADAMVOODOO

heQur'anhascontradictorystatementsonthecreationofIslamicAdam.Insome versesAllahsaysHecreatedAdamfromdust(3:59),fromwetclay(38:71),from blackburntclay(15:26),frommud(6:2),fromdirtofearth(20:55),outofnothing (19:9,52:35),fromwater(24:45).

IbnKathirsaysAllahcreatedhumansfromnothing(16:70). Verse2:30saysthatAllahtoldtheangelsofHisdecisiontocreateahumanbeingtobeHis representativeonearth;theangelswarnedAllahofthewickednatureofhuman.Jalalyn explainsthisverseinthismanner:AllahcreatedAdamfromthesurfaceoftheearth,takinga handfulofallitscoloursandmixingitwithdifferentwaters,thenmadehimuprightand breathedintohimtheSpiritandhethusbecamealivingbeingwithsenses,afterhaving beeninanimate. Inverse17:11Allahclaimsthatthehumanbeingisimpatient;hepraysforsomethingthat maynotbegoodforhim.IbnKathirexplainsthatAdamwantedtogetupbeforehissoul reachedhisfeet(thiswasAdamsimpatience).Whenhissoulwasbreathedintohim,it enteredhisbodyfromhisheaddownwards.Whenitreachedhisbrainhesneezed,andsaid, AlHamduLillah.IbnAbbaswritesthatthisverse referstoalNadribnalHarith;heishastyto encounterchastisement.SoAllahsentdownthis verseclaimingthatalNadrneednotbetoo impatienttoreceiveAllahschastisement. IbnSad(p.1.20)providesabetterdescriptionof AllahscreationofIslamicAdam.Henarratesthat AllahcreatedAdamoutofthreekindsofsoils: black,white,andfertile.SinceAdamwascreated forearthitwasnecessaryforhimtoeatthe forbiddenfruit. AccordingtoMartinLings(p.17)Adamweptfor threehundredyearsthelossofheavens. MartinLings(p.102)alsowritesthatMuhammadwasaprophetwhenAdamwasbetween waterandclay. InSahihMuslim(4.1856,1857)wereadthatAllahcreatedAdamonaFriday,heentered ParadiseonaFridayandhewasbootedoutfromparadiseonaFriday,andthelasthourwill takeplaceonaFriday.ThatiswhyFridayisthebestofalldays.

HOWALLAHCREATEDTHEPROGENYOFADAM
HereisapartiallistofthecreationofdescendantsofAdam.Youwillnotemany discrepanciesandcontradictorystatements.ButthatishowAllahmanagesthings.

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AllahtouchedAdamsbackandallsoulscameout;Adamdeniedgivingfortyyearsto David(Mishkat,1.76) HumanswereemittedaswhiteantsfromAdam;paradiseisforthewhites,hellisfor theblacks(Mishkat,1.76) FromthebackofAdam,Allahcreatedallthesoulswhoaretobe born(Tirmidhi,37) AllahcreatedfromAdamsloinalltheoffspring;theywerelikeants(Tirmidhi,40) AftercreatingAdamsoffspringfromhisloin,Allahpairedthem(Tirmidhi,41) AllahstruckAdamsrightshoulderandallthewhite(likewhiteants)offspring emergedfromthere;thenAllahstruckAdamsleftshoulderandalltheblack(as blackascharcoal)emergedfromit(Tirmidhi,38) Allahcreatedhumanfromspittle(SunaanibnMajah,4.2707)

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CHAPTER3
ISLAMICANGELSANDJINNSVOODOO

eliefintheIslamicangelsandjinnsarethetwomostimportantingredientsofIslamic faithsystem.Verse2:285oftheQur'ansaysMuslimsmustbelieveinAllah,His angels,andHisBooks.Verse2:34commandsthebelieverstobelieveintheunseen, meaning,perhaps,thejinns.

IfanyMuslimrejectstheideaoftheexistenceofangelsandjinns,heloseshisIslamicfaith. Inverse4:47,Allahhasreservedstiffpenaltyforsuchdisobedience.IbnKathirinterprets thepenaltyofAllah(in4:47)inthismanner: effacingmeansturningthemblind;turntheirfacesbackwardmeansput theirfacesontheirbacksandmakethemwalkbackwards;cursethem meanstoturnthemintoanimals. BecauseofsuchseriousnessofAllah,itisimportanttounderstandIslamicangelsandjinns. LetusstartwiththeIslamicangels.

ISLAMICANGELS
JustastheQur'anhasaSuraexclusivelyforthejinns(Sura72),italsocontainsaSura namedMalaika(theangels,Sura35)exclusivelydedicatedtoIslamicangels.Allahhasalso namedthisSuraasFatir(Thecreator). Gabriel Cleansing Muhammad

Theveryfirstverse(35:1)ofthisSurasaysthatAllahhasappointedangelsasmessengers (thatis,ascouriers)ofHisdicta.Inotherwords,AllahhasangelswhodeliverHiserrandsto Hishumanmessenger(suchasMuhammad).ThemodalityofAllahscommunicationcanbe describedinthismanner: Allahangelhumanmessengerlaity.

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Inthisverse,Allahevenconfirmsthathisangelshavewingstwoorthreeorfour.Itisnot clearhowanangelcouldhavethreewings.Toavoidembarrassment,eminenttafsirwriter, suchasibnKathir,assumesitmustbepairs.Thatis,anangelmayhaveuptoeightwingsin total. However,Allahsmindisnotthateasytounderstand,for,inSahihBukhari(4.54.455)we readthatMuhammadsawGabriel(Allahsarchangel)with600wings.Perhaps,thismeans 300pairs. Interestingly,AllahcontradictsHimself.Hereistheproof:verses12:109,21:78,25:2021 sayAllahsendsonlymenasmessengers;verse27:82saysAllahsendsabeastasa messenger. Inverse35:10Allahsays: 35:10Whosoeverdesireshonour,powerandglorythentoAllhbelong (sic)allhonour,powerandglory[andonecangethonour,powerandglory onlybyobeyingandworshippingAllh(Alone)].ToHimascend(all)the goodlywords,andtherighteousdeedsexaltit(thegoodlywordsi.e.the goodlywordsarenotacceptedbyAllhunlessanduntiltheyarefollowedby gooddeeds),butthosewhoplotevils,theirswillbeseveretorment.Andthe plottingofsuchwillperish.(Tr.HilaliandKhan) IbnKathirusesthisversetoexplainthemodusoperandiofanIslamicangel.Hewrites: WhentheMuslimservantsays,`GloryandpraisebetoAllah,thereisnogod worthyofworshipexceptAllah,AllahisMostGreatandblessedbeAllah,'an angeltakesthesewordsandputsthemunderhiswing,thenheascendswith themtotheheaven.Hedoesnottakethempastanygroupofangelsbutthey seekforgivenessfortheonewhosaidtothem,untilhebringsthembefore Allah,mayHebeglorified.ThosewhorememberAllahandglorifyAllahby saying,`GlorybetoAllah,AllahismostGreat,allpraiseisduetoAllahandLa ilahaillallah,thesewordsgoaroundtheThronebuzzinglikebees, mentioningthosewhosaidthem.

THEPROMINENTANGELSOFALLAH
HereispartiallistofprominentIslamicarchangelsandtheirduties: Azazil(alsoknownasAzrail):heistheangelofdeath.Believersshudderwhenever Azrailismentioned. Gabriel:heisthemostfamouscourierofAllah.HebroughtallthemessagesofAllah toMuhammad.HeisalsoknownasRuhulQuddusorthesoulofAllah.Carryingthe seedofAllahinhisbody(presumablyinhistesticles),Gabrielappearedintheform ofacompleteman,toMary,andimpregnatedherwithAllahsseed(see3:49, 16:102.19:17). MunkarandNakir:theyaretheangelsofgraves.TheypunishthenonMuslimsin theirgraves,butrewardtheMuslims,who,whentheywerealive,haddemonstrated theirardentloveforMuhammad. 20

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Michael:heisamilitaryofficer,aswellasahelpinghandforGabriel.HeandGabriel helpedMuhammadtowintheBadrandHunainbattles. HarutandMarut:theyaretheangelsofmagicandsorcery.JalalynwritesthatHarut andMarut,thetwoangelsofBabel,warnedpeopleofthedangeroflearningsorcery fromthedevilsaswellasfromthem.HarutandMarutweresorcererswhousedto teachpeoplemagic.Itisalsosaidthattheyweretwoangelswhohadbeensentto teach[sorcery]topeopleasatrialfromAllah(see2:102). Israfil:heblowsthehorn/trumpettoannouncetheonsetoftheIslamicresurrection days.

Theangelofdeathhasseveralassistants.Inverse6:61Allahmentionsthatwhenthetimeof deathapproachestosomeone,HeimmediatelysendsHismessenger(angelofdeath)totake hislife.IbnKathirfurtherexplainstheactoftheangelofdeath(AzazilorAzrail)inthis manner: Godsendsguardianangelstolookoverhumans;theAngelofDeathhas angelswhopullthesoulfromitsbodyandwhenitreachesthethroat,the AngelofDeathcapturesit.Theyguardthesoulofthedeadpersonandtakeit towhereverAllahwills,toIlliyyinifhewasamongtherighteousandtoSijjin ifhewasamongthewicked. 21

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Allahrepeatsthissituationin32:11whenHesaysthattheangelofdeath(itisAzrail ibnKathir)takesoutthesoulofaperson;thentheangeltakesthesoultoAllah.IbnKathir writesthattheangelofdeathshelpersdrawoutthesoulfromtherestofthebodyuntilit reachesthethroat,thentheangelofdeathtakesit. Thetakingofunbelieverslivesisghoulish.Inverse8:5051AllahdescribeshowIslamic angelsofdeathendthelivesofnonMuslims.Whentheangelstakethelivesofunbelievers, theysmacktheunbelieversontheirbacksandfaces,andtheunbelieverstastetheblazing fire.Thisisbecauseoftheunbelieversownactions.Onthecontextofthisverse,ibnKathir explains: DuringtheBadrfight,whentheidolatersfacedtheMuslims,theMuslims smotetheidolatersfaceswithswords;whentheidolaterstooktoflightthe angelssmotetheidolatersrearends.However,theseversesareingenerally applicableforallunbelievers.Soulisaphysicalpartofthebody.Whenthe angelsstretchouttheirhandstotakeoutthesoulfromanunbelieversbody, thesoulgetsscatteredaroundthebody,buttheangelsretrieveitjustlikea needleisretrievedfromwetwool.Inthiscasetheveinsandthenerveswill stillbeattachedtothesoul. IbnKathirfurtherexplainsthisabnormalsituationinconnectionwith47:27whenAllah saysthattheangelswillsmitethefacesofthehypocrites.Thus,ibnKathircontinues: Thatis,howtheirsituationwillbewhentheangelscometotaketheirlives, andtheirsoulsclingtotheirbodies,causingtheangelstoextractthemby force,harshness,andbeating. FormetingoutsuchsavagetormenttothenonMuslims,AllahisgratefultoHisangels, whomHeHimselfhadcreatedfromlight.AllahexpressesHisgratitudetoHisowncreations inverse79:1.Inthisverse,Allahswearsbytheangelswhotearoutbyforcethesoulsof sinners(unbelievers).

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The famous Night Journey (Muhammad guided by angels) Besidesextractingsoul(similartosurgeryonheart,orkidney,orlung)fromeveryhuman, Allahhasappointedanangeltoprotectit.Inverse86:4wereadthateverysoulhasa protectoroverit(i.e.,everyhumanbeingiswatchedbyanangel). In13:11AllahsaysthatHehasappointedguards(angels)infrontandbehindforeach person.Besides,thereisoneangelontheleft,andoneangelontheright.Thisimpliesthat Allahhasemployedfiveangelstoeachhumanbeing.Thus,currently,consideringtheworld populationtobesixbillion,thereshouldbearoundthirtybillionangelsrighthereonearth. Thisisamindbogglingfigure,tosaytheleast.We,humans,areliterallyswimminginan oceanofIslamicangels.Allahdidnotmentionaboutthenumberofangelsprotectingother species,suchas,animals,insects,cattle,birds,andfishes.Ifweweretoconsidertheses creatures,thenumberofangelssurroundingthislittleplanetistrulyastounding.Onverse 13:11IbnKathirwrites: Thesetwoangelswatchandrecordourdeeds;theangelontherightrecords gooddeeds,theangelontheleftrecordsbaddeeds.Therearealsotwo angels,oneinfrontandoneontheback,alltogetherfourangelsforevery individual;theyworkbyshift,fourworkduringthedayandotherfourtake turnatnight.

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IbnKathirsmathematicsdoesnotseemtobeaccurate.Perhapsheforgottoaddtheangel whoprotectsthesoul.Ifwenowconsidertwoshiftsofworkscheduleforeachgroupof angels,therearetenangelsguardingoneperson,orsixtybillionangelsintotal. Curiously,theQur'ancontradictsitselfwhenitrecordsinverses2:107,9:116,17:111, 29:22,32:4and42:28thatAllahhimselfistheonlyprotectorofahumanbeing(animals included,Iguess).Toconfuseusfurther,Allahsaysinverse5:55thatHismessengersare ouronlyprotectors. Theangelsaremorewellinformed(readeducated,Islamically)thanAllah.Inverse4:166 AllahsaysthattheangelscertifyAllahspossessionofknowledge.ThenAllahatteststhat MuhammadsknowledgeisfromAllah.

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AllahsbiastowardsmaleextendseventoHisangels.Allahsaysinverse6:9thathadHe sentanangeltoMuhammad,itwouldsurelyhavebeenamanangel.OnAllahsgender apartheid,ibnKathirsaysthatthisisbecausetheywillnotbeabletolookattheangeldueto light.Jalalynsaysthatsincenohumanbeingiscapableofseeinganangel,Allahsendsan angelintheformofanearthlyman. Finally,hereisasummaryofIslamicangels,aswefindinvarioussourcesofIslam. Mosesslappedtheangelofdeathonitseyes...(SahihBukhari,4.55.619) 24

Ch.3:IslamicAngelsandJinnsVoodoo MuhammadsawGabrielinacloud(SahihBukhari,4.54.454) AngelofthemountainrequestedMuhammadtoorder anything(SahihBukhari,4.54.454)

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ProphetAbrahamsawthatthecomplexionoftheangelofdeathisdark,having roughstraighthair,smelly,coveredwithblackdress,flamesoffirecomingoutof hismouth,andnostrilsinstreams.(Ghazali,p.4.388) WhenamanrecitestheQurananangelkisseshisforehead(Ghazali,p.1.211) Angelsspreadtheirwingsoutofcheerfortheseekerofknowledge (Ghazali,1.23) Theangeltakestheformofamanwhenitspeakswith Muhammad(Lings.p.45) Muhammadconversedwithangelsthatwaswhyhedidnoteatrawgarlicand onions(Lings,p.168) MunkarandNakirarethetwoblackangelsofgrave(Walker,p.341) Whenamantellslies,heproducesbadodor,somuchso,theangelsmovemiles fromhim(SunaanTirmidhi,1248) AngelsrecordattendancesofFridayprayer(SunaanNasai,2.1388,1389,1390)

ISLAMICJINNS
TheQur'ansaysAllahcreatedthemankindandjinnstoworshipHim(51:56). Asusual,theQur'anhascontradictorystatementsonAllahspurpose/sforthecreationof menandjinns.Forexample: Verse35:15saysmenneedAllahbutAllahdoesnotneedthem,whereasintheabove (51:56)verseAllahsaysHeneedsmenandjinnstoworshipHim.Toconfusefurther,Allah saysinverse7:79thatHecreatedmanymenandjinnsdestinedforhell.Thesehumansand jinnsareworsethancattle.IbnKathirprovidesthereason.Hewrites:

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somejinnsdisobeyGod.Theyaredeafdumbandblind.Allahknewabout thedisobedienceofthesejinnsandwroteitinabookfiftythousandyears beforeHecreatedtheheavensandtheearth. WhyaresomemenandIslamicjinnsworsethancattle,eventhoughAllahcreatedthem? TheeminenttafsirwriterJalalynprovidestheanswer.Hesays: Because[atleast]they[cattle]seekwhatisbeneficialtothemandstayaway fromwhatisharmfultothem:theseindividuals,ontheotherhand,are proceedingtowardstheFire,outof[sheer]obstinacy. AllahplacesgreatsignificanceontheinfluenceandactivitiesofIslamicjinns.Hehasnamed anentireSura(Sura72)intheQur'anasTheJinn. ThisisalateMeccanSuraAllahrevealedthisSuraonMuhammad'sreturnjourneyfrom Taif.MuhammadwenttoTaiftoseekhelpfromtheQuraysh.Reportedly,theQuraysh ridiculedhim,andtheirchildrenpeltedstonesathim.GabrielwantedtohelpMuhammadto destroytheQurayshcity,butMuhammaddeclinedGabrielshelp. Dejected,frustrated,andangry,Muhammadwentsolotoarecluse,and,atnight,recitedthe Qur'an.AfewjinnslistenedtoMuhammadsrecitationoftheQur'an.Jalalynwritesthatthe jinnswerefromthecityofNasibin.AccordingtoibnAbbasGabrielinformedMuhammad thatninejinnsofNusaybin,nearYemen,listenedtotherecitationoftheQur'an, convertedtoIslam,andhastenedtotelltheircompanionabouttheirdiscoveryofIslam.

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themselvesdidnotbelieveintheresurrectionday.Onthetafsirofthesetwoverses ibnAbbaswritesthattherearethreekindsofjinns.Theyare: Jinnswhoflyintheair Jinnswhoascendanddescendwherevertheywish Jinnswhoresembledogsandsnakes(thesearenonMuslimjinns) AccordingtoGhazali(p.3.43)therearefourtypesofjinns.Theyare: Serpents Scorpions Worms Jinnsroamingtheskylikeair IbnAbbasfurthercomparesthepowerseekersofjinnsandthenonMuslimjinnstothe unbelieversofMecca. ThismeansthereareMuslimjinnsandnonMuslimjinns,eventoday. Inverses72:810Allahsaysthatthejinnsattempttoeavesdropontheconversationof AllahwithHiscompanions(thatis,Hisangels,messengers,andprophets),butAllahchases thejinnsoutbyhittingthemwithmeteorites. ThismeansmeteoritesareAllahsprojectilestoannihilatethedisobedientornonMuslim jinns.Wheneverwelookatthestarstuddedsky,andobserveameteorite,wecanbecertain thatAllahispunishingtheinfideljinns,eventoday. Inverse72:11Allahsaysthatsomejinnsarerighteous,somearenot.IbnAbbaswritesthat thejinnsaredividedintovariousreligioussectssomeareChristians,someareJews. Thismeans:besidesMuslim,ChristianandJewishjinns;thereareShiajinns,Sunnijinns, Hanafijinns,Shafiijinns,Hanbaljinns,Malikijinns,Kadianijinns,Jaffrijinns,AgaKhani jinns,Khojajinns,Sufijinns,alQaedajinns,Hamasjinns,alFatahjinns,LashkareTaiba jinns,JaisheMuhammadjinns,Jamatjinns,Khelafatjinns,HUJIjinns,AnsaralIslamjinns, HijbatTahrir,jinns,JamiatulMujahidinjinns,AhlalSunnajinns,Talibanjinns,Hindujinns, Buddhistjinns,Shikhjinns,Mormonjinns,JehovasWitnessjinnsjustasmanybelief systemsarethere,therearetypes(andsubtypes)ofjinns. Afterthejudgmentday,righteousjinns(Muslimjins)willenterheavenandtheywillhave sexHurs.SinceAllahmadethejinnsoutoffire,wemayassumeflamesoffirescopulating withtheHurs.

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Mecca - Stoning of the jinn JustasAllahhasdividedthemankindintotwocampsthecampofIslam(DaralIslam)and thecampofwarfare(DaralHarb,)Allahalsohastwoworldsofthejinnstheworldof Islamicjinns,andtheworldofunIslamicjinns.Inverse72:14Allahsaysthatonlythejinns whoembraceIslamareontherighttrack.AllahwillusethenonMuslimjinnsasthefuelsof hellfire. IbnKathirwritesthatMuhammadhadaconversationwiththejinns.Letusread72:1819. 72:18:AndthemosquesareforAllh(Alone),soinvokenotanyonealong withAllh.(Tr.HilaliandKhan) 72:19:(Ithasbeenrevealedtomethat)WhentheslaveofAllh (Muhammad)stoodupinvoking(hisLordAllh)inprayertoHimthey(the jinns)justmaderoundhimadensecrowdasifstickingoneovertheother (inordertolistentotheProphet'srecitation).(Tr.HilaliandKhan). Onthecontextof72:18ibnKathirwritesthatthejinnssaidtoMuhammad,`Howcanwe cometotheMasjidwhilewearedistant,meaningveryfarawayfromyouandhowcanwe bepresentfortheprayerwhilewearefarawayfromyou'SoAllahrevealedthisverse(that is,72:18). IbnKathirevenmentionsthatninejinnsvisitedMuhammadatNakhlawhenMuhammad wasrecitingtheQur'anthere.Elaboratingthecontextof72:19,hewritesthatwhen Muhammadstoodinprayer,amultitudeofjinnssurroundedhimtolistentohim(the Quran).WhentheyheardMuhammadrecitingtheQur'antheyalmostmountedontopof himduetotheirzeal.WhentheyheardhimrecitingtheQur'antheydrewveryneartohim. MuhammadwasunawareofthejinnsuntilGabrielcametohimandmadehimrecite 72:1.OneofthejinnswasnamedZawba`ah(alsosee46:2931).Tabariliststhenamesof othersevenjinns.Theywere:Hassa,Massa,Shasir,Nasir,AynaalArd,Aynaynandal Ahqam(Tabari,p.vi.118).

THEOVERWHELMINGPOWEROFISLAMICJINNS
TheQur'analludestotheawesomepowerofIslamicjinnsinconnectionwithProphet Solomon(Sura21and27).

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Inverse21:82Allahsaysdevils,intheformofjinns,divedintothewatertoretrievepearls, jewels,etc.,forSolomon.AllahprotectedSolomonfromthesedevils. In27:17AllahsaysthatjinnsfoughtforSolomon. Inverse27:3940wereadthattoimpressSolomon,amysteriousmancompetedwithajinn ofSolomontobringthemansionofQueenofSheba.Intheend,Solomongavethejobtothis mysterious,piousperson.ThismanbroughttheglitteringedificeofQueenofShebato SolomonbeforeSolomonblinkedhiseyes.Curiously,theQur'anissilentabouttheidentity ofthepiousperson.ItmightbethatMuhammadsplagiarismofJewishfolkloreswasnot smartenough.

MUHAMMADANDGABRIELVISITHELL
IbnKathirmentionsthatthismysteriouscharacterwasprobablyAsifbinBarkhiya, Solmonsscribe.Hewasatruthfulbeliever(thatis,aMuslim)whoknewtheGreatestName ofAllah. Further,IbnKathiralsoprovidessomedescriptionofthejinncontenderofSolomon.Itwas Ifrit,themountainsizedjinn.IbnAbbaswritesthatthenameofthisjinnwasAmr.Thisjinn vouchedthathecouldbringQueenShebasmansionbeforeSolomoncouldstoodup. AshShifa(p.202)writesthatthejinnslooklikeIndiansortheSudanese.Sowhenyousee anyIndianorSudaneserememberjinns. HereisacompilationofafewuniquefeaturesofIslamicjinns: Jinnseatbonesandanimaldung;Muhammadmetadelegationofjinnsinthecityof Nasibin...(SahihBukhari,5.58.200) AdeputationofjinnsinformedMuhammadthattheyatebones,dungand charcoal(SunaanAbuDawud,1.1.0039) Jinnseatbonesanddung(Mishkat1.186) Muhammadcaughtajinn(SahihBukhari,4.55.634) 29

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WhileMuhammadwasatprayatNakhlahacompanyofJinnspassedby.Theywere sevenJinnsfromNasibin(Lings.p.99) Iraqisaplaceofrebelliousjinnsanddiseasewithno cure(MaliksMuwatta,54.11.30) Wemustrememberthatthemostprominent,favourite,andobedientjinnofAllahwasthe Satan.AllahgavehimthenameIblis.However,AllahkickedIblisoutfromparadisewhen IblisdisobeyedtoprostratebeforethenewlycreatedAdam.

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heQur'ancontainsaSuranamedanAnamorCattle(Sura6). ThisisaMeccanSura.Reportedly,AllahrevealedthisSuraone yearbeforetheHijrah(MuhmmadsmigrationtoMedina). MuslimhistoriansclaimthattheMeccanpagansforced MuhammadtoleaveMeccaafterthirteenyearsofpreachingof hisnewreligionwithoutmuchsuccess.Hehadtoseekhelpfrom strangers.AccordingtoibnKathirAllahrevealedthisSurainMecca atnight,inthepresenceof70000angels.Aninterestingversein thisSurais6:38.Inthisverse,AllahsaysthatHehasomitted nothingintheQuran,andallcreatures,includingbirdswithwings, formcommunitieslikehumanbeings.Thesecreatures(thatis, animals,birds,cattle,fishes,insectsandsoon)willalsobe resurrected.Theimplicationofthisverseisthatallanimalswillface thejudgmentofAllahontheresurrectionday.Theywillbebornagain,justlikethe resurrectionofhumanbeings. OtherSurasintheQur'annamedafteranimalsorinsectsare:TheCow(Sura2),TheAnt (Sura27),TheBee(Sura16),TheSpider(Sura29),andTheElephant(Sura105).Letus brieflyexploreafewinterestingfeaturesoftheseIslamiccreatures,especiallytheIslamic animals.

ISLAMICANIMALSANDINSECTSAREMUSLIMS;THEYHAVETHEIRMESSENGERS
WerewetobelievewhatAllahsaysinthepreviousverse(6:38),thenwemustadmitthat animalsincluding,birds,worms,fishes,andinsectsareMuslims.ToconfirmthatAllahis seriousaboutanimalsbeingMuslims,He saysinverse35:24thatthereisno communityonwhomHedidnotsenda messenger.AshShifa,thefamousbookof QadiIyadibnMusaalYahsubi,and reveredbytheIslamiccommunityasone ofthemostholydescriptionofMuhammad andtheQur'an,confirmsthatAllahdoes indeedsendmessengerstoanimals. QadiIyadwritesthatanimals, PERRHAPSALLANIMALS AREMUSLIMSBUTOBVIOUSLY suchasmonkeys,pigs,riding SOMEMUSLIMSAREMOREEQUALTHANOTHERS.APIGWAS beasts,andsoon,hadawarner HANGEDNEARTHELOOTEDANDBURNEDSERBIANHOUSE andaprophet(AshShifa,p.426). ATTHEOUTSKIRTSOFOBILIC,KOSOVO TheQur'anisnotclearaboutthe speciesofanimalprophet;that is,whetherahumanmaleistheprophetoftheanimalkingdomorwhethereachanimal specieshasitsowntypeasaprophet.Morespecifically,whetherornotthemonkeys

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prophetisanothermonkey,tigersprophetisanothertiger,pigsprophetisanotherpig,and horsesprophetisanotherhorseandsoon. Inverse27:82AllahevensaysthatHewillsendabeast(averygrotesque,terrifyinganimal) asaprophetformankind.Allahwillcreateabeastfromearthtotalktotheunbelieversafter Allahhadpunishedthem.IbnAbbasconfirmsthatthebeastwillcomewiththemastof Moses.JalalynsaysthebeastwillpreachinArabic.IbnKathirprovidesagooddescriptionof thisMuslimbeast.Hewrites: ItwasalsorecordedbyIbnMajah.IbnJurayj reportedthatIbnAzZubayrdescribedthe beastandsaid,"Itsheadisliketheheadofa bull,itseyesareliketheeyesofapig,itsears areliketheearsofanelephant,itshornsare likethehornsofastag,itsneckislikethe neckofanostrich,itschestislikethechestof alion,itscolourislikethecolourofatiger,its haunchesarelikethehaunchesofacat,its tailislikethetailofaram,anditslegsare likethelegsofacamel.Betweeneachpairof itsjointsisadistanceoftwelvecubits.Itwill bringoutwithitthestaffofMusaandthering ofSulayman.Therewillbenobelieverleft withoutitmakingawhitespotonhisface, whichwillspreaduntilallhisfaceisshining whiteasaresult;andtherewillbeno disbelieverleftwithoutitmakingablackspot onhisface,whichwillspreaduntilallhisface isblackasaresult,thenwhenthepeople ISLAMICBEASTPROPHET tradewithoneanotherinthemarketplace,they willsay,`Howmuchisthis,Obeliever'`How muchisthis,Odisbeliever'.Andwhenthemembersofonehouseholdsit downtogethertoeat,theywillknowwhoisabelieverandwhoisa disbeliever.Thenthebeastwillsay:`Osoandso,enjoyyourself,foryouare amongthepeopleofParadise.'Anditwillsay:`Osoandso,youareamong thepeopleofHell. 32

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ALLAHTRANSMUTESHUMANSINTOANIMALS
SometimesAllahtransmuteshumansinto animals.Inverse6:74,welearnthatAbraham admonishedhisfather(TerahorAzar)for worshippingidols.IbnKathirwritesthatonthe resurrectiondayAllahwillturnAbrahamsfather intoamalehyenacoveredwithdung,andthrow himintohellfire. Eveninthetemporallife,Allahperformsthis humananimaltransmutation.Verse2:65(also see5:60,7:163,and7:166)saythatsomeJews (ChildrenofIsrael)desecratedtheSabbath,so Allahturnedthemintoapesandswine. Elaboratingthisincrediblefeat,ibnKathirwrites thatthey(theJews)beganusingdeceitfulmeans toavoidhonouringtheSabbathbyplacingnets, ropes,andartificialpoolsofwaterforfishing beforetheSabbath.WhenthefishcameinabundanceonSaturdayasusual,theywere caughtintheropesandnetsfortherestofSaturday.Duringthenight,theJewscollectedthe fishaftertheSabbathended.Whentheydidthat,Allahchangedthemfromhumansinto monkeys,theanimalshavingtheformclosesttohumans;theyoungpeopleturnedinto howlingmonkeyswithtailswhiletheolderpeoplewereturnedintoswine.Theylivedon earthonlyforthreedays.Theydidnoteat,drink,orhadoffspring. ConfirmedbyIbnAbbas,thistransmutationhappenedduringthetimeofDavid.

INFIDELSAREWORSETHANISLAMICANIMALS
AllahhasagreatfascinationforIslamicanimals,especiallyIslamiccattle.Inanumberof verses(suchas2:171,7:179,8:22,62:5),AllahmaintainsthatthenonMuslimsareworse thanIslamicanimals.Explaining62:5,ibnKathirwritesthattheJewsareworsethan donkeys.Inconnectionwith8:55,JalalynandibnAbbassaythatAllahconsideredtheBanu QurayzahJewsworsethancattle.IbnKathiraddsmoresalttotheinjury.Hesaysthatthe unbelieverswhodonotembraceIslam,andwhobreaktreatiesaretheworstmoving creaturesonearth.Muslimsshouldpunishthemharshlyandinflictheavycasualtiesamong them. IbnKathirprovidesthereasonwhyAllahconsiderstheinfidelsworsethananimals.He writes,inconnectionwithverse25:44: Theyareworsethangrazingcattle.Cattleonlydowhattheywerecreatedto do,butthesepeoplewerecreatedtoworshipAllahalonewithoutassociating partnerswithHim,buttheyworshipotherswithHim,eventhoughevidence hasbeenestablishedagainstthemandMessengershavebeensenttothem. WemightwonderwhattheIslamicanimals,particularlyIslamiccattleare.Allahprovides theanswerin6:143,36:7173,39:6,and42:11.

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Intheseverses,AllahsaysthatHehadcreatedthedomesticcattlewithHisownhands (Allahhashands)fortheconvenienceofhuman(36:7173).BecauseofthispurityofAllahs creation,Islamicanimals,IbnKathirwritesthatyoucandrinkcattleurineasmedicine.This meanstheurineofcamels,cows(bullsincluded),goats,andsheepareIslamicmedicine. In6:143AllahsaysthatHecreatedeightpairstwo(amalepairandafemalepair)from sheep(i.e.,twomalesheepandtwofemalesheep,totalfour)andtwopairs(maleand female)ofgoats(i.e.,twomalegoatsandtwofemalegoats,totalfour),andmadehalalboth themaleandfemaleandthefoetusinthewombofthefemale.In39:6,AllahsaysthatHe createdhumanbeingsfromasingleperson,thencreatedmatesoflikenature,andsent downeightheadsofcattleineightpairs(sheep,goat,camelandoxen;i.e.intotal,four sheep,fourgoats,fourcamelsandfouroxen;thatis,sumtotalnumberofIslamicbeastsis sixteen). Therefore,Islamiccattlemeancamels,sheep,cows,andgoats.Inverse45:34Allahsays thatthesescatteredanimalsareHissignsonearth.

ISLAMICANIMALSHAVETHEABILITYTOTALKLIKEHUMANS
ItisinterestingthatinafewahadithwelearnthatmanyIslamicanimalshavetheabilityto talkwithhumanbeings.Hereareafewsamples: Muhammad,AbuBakr,andUmarbelievedthatacowcouldtalklikea human(SahihBukhari,3.39.514) AwolftalkedtoUnais(SahihBukhari,3.39.517) Acowandawolfspoke;MuhammadandUmarbelieved it(SahihBukhari,4.56.677) AwearycameltoldMuhammadthatitwashungry(SunaanAbuDawud,2.14.2543) MuhammadandAbuBakrbelievedthatcowsandwolvescouldspeakthetongueof humanbeings(SahihMuslim,31.5881) AnIslamicwolfspoketoaherdsman(Ash Shifa,p.172) Muhammadtalkedtoalizardanditanswered himinacleartongue(AshShifa,p.171) IbnIshaq(p.93)writesthatthebellyofaslaughtered cowtalked. TheQur'analsoconfirmsthatProphetSolomonhadtheabilitytounderstandthelanguages ofanimals,andinsects,includingants(27:19).Sura27(TheAnts)isatestimonytothis incredibleactofIslamicSolomon.

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ALLAHLOVESANIMALSBLOOD;ISLAMICSLAUGHTEROFANIMALSISTHEMOST GRUESOME
Allahlovesanimalslaughter.Hehasagreatthirstforanimalblood.Allahevensuggests torturingananimalbeforeaMuslimslaughtersitIslamically.Hereareafewahadithto gaugeAllahslovetoinflictcrueltytodomesticanimals.

IslamicslaughterofAnimal BloodofanimalsisverydeartoAllah(SunaanibnMajah,4.3126) Afterslaughterdipsandalsintheanimalsblood(SunaanibnMajah,4.3105,3106) Beforekillingtheanimalhidetheknife(SunaanibnMajah,4.3172) Yearlyslaughteringofananimaliscompulsory(SunaanibnMajah,4.3125) Garlandagoatbeforeslaughteringit(SunaanibnMajah,4.3096) Tortureacamelbeforeslaughteringit(SunaanibnMajah,4.3097) Rideontheanimalbeforeslaughteringit(SunaanibnMajah,4.3103,3104) Ifasacrificialshecamelgivesbirthtoanoffspringwhilesheisbeingmarchedfor slaughter,thentheoffspringshouldalsobeslaughteredalongwiththe mother(MaliksMuwatta,20.43.144) Ifasacrificialanimalhasanoffspringthensacrificetheyoungonewiththemother; youcanrideonit,andyoucanevendrinkitsmilkbeforekillingthe animal(MaliksMuwatta,20.43.145) Garlandthesacrificialcamelorthecowwithtwosandalsaboutitsneckandbrandit bycausingbloodtoflowfromitsside(MaliksMuwatta,20.57.191) Ifasacrificialanimalisinjuredthenthrowitsgarlandsinitsblood,andthenletthe peopleeatitsmeat;theownercannoteatits meat(MaliksMuwatta,20.45.154,155) 35

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Whenashecamelisslaughteredwhatisinitswombisalsoincludedintheslaughter ifthefoetusisperfectlyformedanditshairhasbeguntogrow;ifitcomesoutofits motherswombthenit(thenewlybornbabyanimal)shouldbeslaughteredsothat bloodflowsfromitsheart(MaliksMuwatta,24.4.8,9) Ifthesacrificialanimalsaretiredthenslaughterthem,dyetheirhoofsintheirblood andputthemonthesidesoftheirhumps,anddonoteattheir meat(SahihMuslim,7.3054,3056)

ISLAMICANIMALSWILLPUNISHTHEZAKATDEFAULTERS
AllahusesHisanimalstoextractzakatfromhuman.HereiswhatAllahsaysregardingthe MuslimswhorefusetopaytheIslamicincometax(zakat). Camelsandsheepwillpunishtheirownersiftheirownersdidnotpayzakatdueon them...(SahihBukhari,2.24.485,539) Ifyoudonotpayzakatonyourcamelsthentheywillpunishyou mercilessly(SahihMuslim,5.2166,2167) Yourcattlewillpunishyouifyoudidnotpayzakatdueon them(SahihMuslim,5.2170) Camels,sheep,andcowswilltrample youifyoudonotpay zakat(SunaanibnMajah,3.1785, 1786) SomeIslamicanimalsfollowthesharialaws. Forexample,inSahihBukhari(6.60.254),we readthatagroupofmonkeysstoneda shemonkeyforcommittingillegalsexual intercourse.Someanimalsare,however, breakersofsharialaws.Thus,inibnMajah (4.3230)wereadthatlizardsareadulterous.

HAYENAISHALAL

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Lastly,besidestheIslamiccattlementionedbefore,Allahhasalsomadehalalthemeatofthe followingwildbeasts. Itispermissibletoeatlocusts(SahihMuslim,21.4801) Locustsaregamesofthesea;youmayeatthem(SunaanibnMajah,4.3222) LocustareAllahstroops,youmayeatthem(SunaanibnMajah,4.3219,3220) Eatingahyenasmeatishalal(SunaanibnMajah,4.3236) Muhammadpermittedtheeatingofhyenameat(SunaanTirmidhi,830) Itispermissibletoeathorsemeat(SahihMuslim,21.4804) 36

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Muhammaddidnoteatthefleshofalizardbuthedidnotprohibitits eating(SahihMuslim,21.4783,4784,4787)

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npreviousepisodeswealreadyhadshortglimpsesofIslamicbiology.Letusexamine furtherAllahsnaturalscienceonthecreationofhumans.

ALLAHSCONFUSIONONHUMANEMBRYOLOGY
TheQur'ansaysthatafterthecreationofAdam,Allahcreatedusfromadespicablefluid, whichmanytafsirwritersconstrueassperm.Inverse40:67oftheQur'anAllahsaysthatHe createdhumans,firstfromdust,thenfromaspermdrop,thenfromaleechlikeclot,and thenHecausedittobebornasachild.Thismodalityof Islamichumanreproductionisrepeatedinseveralother verses,suchas:56:5759,80:1819,53:4546,77:20,and 32:8. Inverse56:5759AllahsaysthatHecreatedsemenandthen createdusfromit.AccordingtoJalalynthisreferstothe spermyou(men)spillinthewombsofwomen.WhatJalalyn meansisthatwomenplaynosignificantroleinhuman embryology;sheismerelyareceptacleofmalesperm.Aware ofsuchablunderintheQur'an,afewmoderntranslators,suchasHilaliandKhan,attempt tohidethetruthbyinsertingtheirowninterpretationinsideparenthesis.Letusreadverse 16:4astranslatedbyHilaliandKhan: 16:4.HehascreatedmanfromNutfah(mixeddropsofmaleandfemale sexualdischarge),thenbehold,thissame(man)becomesanopenopponent. ThemostreliableexegeteoftheQur'an,ibnKathirwritesthatnutfahmeanssomethingthat isinsignificant,weakandhasnovalue.NotethatthisexplanationofnutfahbyibnKathir differssignificantlyfromtheopinioninsertedinsideparenthesisbyHilaliandKhan. Verses23:1314providemoredetails.TheseversessayAllahfirmlyfixesthespermina placeofrest,thatis,insideawomb(alsosee32:78,77:2021).Allahthentransformsthe spermintoaclotofcongealedblood,andthenthefoetusbecomesalump,thenbones,then Allahclothestheboneswithflesh,thenintoanothercreature.Thereafter,Allahdetermines thegestationperiod(77:23). Inverses75:3738AllahsaysthatHecreatedhuman(thisreferstoAbuJahlibnAbbas) fromaspermdrop,thenaleechlikeclot,thenfashionedhimindueproportions. Allahconfusesusfurtherinverse86:57.HereAllahsaysHecreatedhumanfromwater emittedfrombetweenthebackboneandtheribs.AccordingtoIbnKathirthiswaterrefers tothesexualfluidthatcomesoutburstingforthfromthemanandthewoman;thebackbone orloinsofthemanandtheribsofthewoman,whichisreferringtoherchest;thefluidis yellowandfineintexture.Inotherwords,ibnKathirmaintainsthatjustlikemenwomen

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alsoejaculatesperm,herspermbeingofyellowcolour.Onthecontext,IbnAbbassaysthat theseversesrefertoAbuTalib,thatAllahcreatedAbuTalibfromagushingfluidintothe wombofawoman.InasubsequentepisodeweshallreadmoreontheIslamicejaculation

SCIENTIFICCHARACTER OFTHEISLAMICFAITHISREFLECTED INTHISKINDOFALLAH'SMIRACLES

ofspermbywomen. AccordingtoibnKathir,Allahexplainsthephenomenonofmiscarriageinverse22:5Allah createdthefirsthuman(Adam)outofdust,thenAllahcreatedAdamsoffspringoutof sperm,thenoutofleechlikeclot,thenoutofmorselofflesh,partlyformed.Allahdecides whomtorestinthewombforanappointedterm. ThisIslamicVoodooisprofoundIslamicscience,accordingtotodaysIslamists.

INFIDELSSPERMHASNOVALUE
UbayybinKhalafwasavirulentcriticofMuhammad'sclaimofAllahsbiology.IbnKathir andJalalynwritethatonceUbayycamewithadryboneinhishandtoMuhammad.Ubayy wascrumbling,andscatteringtheboneintheairsaying,`OMuhammad!Areyouclaiming thatAllahwillresurrectthis?Deeplyperturbed,Allahquicklysentdownverse36:77.Inthis verseAllahsaidthatHecreatedman(referringtoUbayybinKhalaf)fromlowlysperm,then howcouldhehavetheaudacitytoopposeHim?Aswrittenbefore,ibnKathirsaysthat nutfahmeanssomethingthatisinsignificant,weak,andhasnovalue,meaningperhaps,that thespermofwhichtheilkofUbayy(anonMuslim)weremadewasofnoimportanceto Allah. Thismeansthatthespermofunbelievers(nonMuslims)hasnosignificancetoAllah.

ALLAHSANGELSTAKECHARGEOFWOMBS
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SahihBukhari(1.6.315,4.54.430)writesthatwhenIslamicspermentersawomanswomb Allahappointsanangel(male,ofcourse;allIslamicangelsaremen)tolookafterthewomb. Thisangelmonitorstheprogressofpregnancy(SahihBukhari,4.55.550).Interestingly,the word'ArRahm(womb)derivesitsnamefromArRahman(i.e.,oneofthenamesofAllah) (SahihBukhari,8.73.17,18). TheIslamicgrowthofachildinawombisdescribedinthismanner:Allahcollects constituentsforfortydaysintheformofblood,thenitbecomesaclotofbloodinanother fortydays;thenitbecomesalumpofflesh,andfortydayslaterAllahsendsanangelwith instructionsaboutits1.livelihood;2.death;3.deeds;4.fortuneandmisfortune;the provisionofhellandparadiseisaccordingtodestinyisdecidedbyAllah(SahihMuslim, 33.6390). HereisfurtherdescriptionofIslamicembryologyfromahadith: Whenthedropofsemenremainsinthewombforfortyorfiftydaysorfortynights theangelsthencomeandaskAllahwhetheritwillbegoodorevil(i.e.,Muslimor nonMuslim),whethermaleorfemale,itsdeeds,actions,itsdeath, livelihood.allthesearerecorded.Thisdocumentisthefinal,andnoadditionor subtractionisdoneinit(SahihMuslim,33.6392) AfterAllahdecidestocreateanythinginawomb,anangelcaresthewombafter fortynightsareover(SahihMuslim,33.6396) Allahappointsanangelasthecaretakerofthewomb;theangelmonitorsandsends informationtoAllahlike:nowitisadropofsemen,nowitisaclotofblood,itisnow alumpofflesh.andsoon;Allahgivesitafinalshape;thentheangelasks,maleor female?Evilpersonoragoodperson?Livelihoodandhisage?Theseareallwritten downasitisinthewombofitsmother(SahihMuslim,33.6397) Ifweweretomakeanysensiblemeaningoutof thoseahadith,itisclearthatinthebeginningAllah appointsoneangelasaguardofthewomb.As pregnancyproceedsAllahsendsmoreangelsinside thewombwhoperformotherdutiesonwomans privatepartstomakesurethegrowingbabyis accordingtoAllahsdesiresandfancies.Theabove ahadithalsoprovethatAllahhasalready predeterminedwhoaretobeMuslimsandwhoare tobenonMuslims.NothingcanchangeAllahs decree.

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OneincrediblefeatureofIslamicbiologyisthat humanorganshavetheabilitytospeaklikea humanbeing.TheQur'anatteststhisinseveral verses.Hereisasummarisedlistofafewverses, whichtellusthatontheresurrectiondayour organsmightturntobeourenemies. 41

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Allahwillsealthemouthsoftheunbelievers,buttheirhandswillspeak,andtheir feetwillbearwitness(thepartofbodytospeakfirstwillbetherightthigh ibnKathir)36:65 TheenemiesofAllahwillbegatheredbyforcetofire;whenthere,theirears,eyes, andskinswillspeakagainstthem...41:20 Allahwillgivespeechtoskins.Theunbelieverswilladmonishtheirskinsfor testifyingagainstthem,buttheskinswillforsooththatAllahhasgiventhemthe abilitytospeakagainstthem.(ThisversemeanstheQur'ancontainswordsof humanskinJalalyn)...41:21 Ontheresurrectionday,tongues,hands,andfeetwillbearwitnessesforslandering achastewoman(theirmouthswillbesealedandtheirhandsandfeetwilltestify againstthem,andtheywillnotbeabletohideanythingfromAllah.Thisreferstothe idolatersibnKathir)24:24

HUMANLIMBSCARRYISLAMICSINS
OurlimbscarryIslamicsins.AhadisinSunaanNasaisaysthatwecangetridofsinsthrough ablution. Whenyouperformablutionsinscomeoutofyourlimbs,youhaveanew birth(SunaanNasai,1.149) HereareafewmoregemsonIslamicbiology: Urineofaboyisfromwaterandclay;urineofagirlisfromfleshand blood(SunaanibnMajah,1.525) Thelordofthehumanorganishisheart.(Ghazali,p.1.29) Polytheistsdressesarecleanbuttheirheartsareimpure,sogenerally,theyare impureorunclean.Humanmindistheabodeofangels.Knowledgemeansinstilling fearofAllahinthemind(Ghazali,p.1.55) Allahsaystheeyesarenotblind,butthesoulsthatareinbreastsare.Hewhois blindintheworldwillalsobeblindinthehereafter(Ghazali,p.1.97) Mensseedinggermisattheback,andthefemalesatbreasts(Ghazali,p.2.23) Theuterusisthefertilefield,andthemaleandthefemaleorgansarethe instrumentsofcultivation(Ghazali,p.2.23) Loveisdisclosedinurine(Ghazali,p.4.287)

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slamistapologistsoftenextolthescientificnatureofIslam:thatIslam hasnoroomforspirituousmumbojumbo.Thisblatantdistortionof thetruthaboutIslammightworkwellforthosewhohaveno,orvery littleideaabouttheproliferationofmanysuperstitiousIslamicrites routinelyperformedforthealleviationofmanyafflictions.Ifyouever chancedtoobserveanysuchsuperstitiousrites,youwillbeamazedat thesimilaritiesbetweenIslamicproceduresandtheBlackMagicperformedbymany voodoocultsinAfricaandSouthAmerica. First,letusexaminetheQur'ananditsusetoperformIslamicBlackMagic.ManyMullahs routinelyperformsuchritualsasprofessionalIslamicblackmagicians.Pleasenotethatboth ShiasandSunnispracticeIslamicBlackMagic,althoughtheShiasaremorepronetoresort tosuchrituals.

THEUSEOFTHEQUR'ANASBLACKMAGIC
OneofthemostcommonlypracticedIslamicblackmagicisistikhara.Thisistheuseofthe Qur'anasatalismanorthereadingoftheQur'anforsomemagicalresults.Theseekerof istikharagoestoaMullahwhoisanexpertinthismagic.TheMullahrepeatedlyrecites verse6:59oftheQuran,andhavinggivensalutationtoMuhammad,closeshiseyes,turns hisfaceupwards,anduttersAllahwhilemovinghisfingersacrossthepagesoftheQur'an. Thenhestopshisfingerandreadsthefirstsentenceorthepartofsentenceonthepageof

QORANAMULET CASEINSILVER WITHFIREGILDEDSTAMPED DECORATIONSANDCARNELIAN,USEDTOCONTAINVERSES FROMTHEKORANBYYOMUDTURKOMANTRIBES.CENTRAL ASIA

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TheMullahthenprovidestheanswertothecandidatesquestion. TheShiasbelievethatHasan,CaliphAliseldestson,andagrandsonofMuhammadworea talismancontainingtheSuras113and114. AlsowidelyusedforIslamicBlackMagicisSuraYaSin(Sura36),consideredtobetheheart oftheQur'an.ThevictimsrecitethisSuraattimesofadversities,illness,fastingandonthe approachofdeath.IbnKathir,themosteminentQuranictafsirwriterscribesthatwhoever recitesYaSinatnightwillwakeupforgiven,andwhoeverrecitesHaMim(Sura41)inwhich AdDukhan(theSmoke)ismentioned,willwakeupforgiven. AccordingtoibnAbbas,YaSinisaSyriaclanguage,whichmeansGlorifiedisHismention. OnthepotencyofIslamicBlackMagicofthisSuraibnIshaq(p.222)mentionsthatwhen AbuJahlspeoplewenttoMuhammadshousetokillhim,Muhammadrecited36:18and sprinkleddustonthefacesofAbuJahlsmen,andtheyfailedtoseeMuhammad. Today,thisIslamicBlackMagicisverymuchaliveamongthedevoutMuslims.IfaMuslimis seriousaboutprotectionfromharmfulslander,hejustrecitesverses36:6566.Whena Muslimsuffersfrompneumoniaordysentery,allhe/shehastodoistowritetheseverses onapieceofpaper,washthepaperwithwater,andthendrinkthewater.IfaMuslimah followsthisprocedureduringchildbirthsheisguaranteedtohaveapainlesschildbirth, theMullahsfirmlybelieve.Fortoothache,writeverses36:7883onpaperandhangitonthe

ASUDANESEJUSTICEANDEQUALITYMOVEMENTFIGHTER CARRIESMANYLEATHERQURANAMULETSFORPROTECTION AGAINSTBULLETS,GRENADES,KNIVESANDBOMBS.HEALSO CARRIESAPISTOL(JUSTINCASE).

sideoftheearoftheachingtooth.ThiswillremovethetoothacheIslamicstyle. OtherSuras,whicharequitefrequentlyusedinIslamicBlackMagic,are:48(Victory),55 (arRahman),60(Mumtahan),72(JinnsorSpirits),78(theTidings),and114(Mankind). HereisabrieflistofIslamicBlackMagicviatheQur'an: ToprotectvaluablesinaboxwriteSura114onpaperandstorethescribbleinthebox. Topreventmothattackwrite2:267andkeepitinclothing. Topreventtheeffectofevileyeswrite2:1415onaturtlesskin,andkeeptheturtlewith you. 44

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Forabundantproducefromagarden,writetheentireSuraYaSin(Sura36)andhangthe paperonatreeinthegarden. Forpersonalsecurity,wearSuraYaSininsertedinatalisman. Tofindhiddentreasure,tieverse3:9andtheentireSura95(TheFig)onawhiteroosters neck,andlettheroosterfindthetreasure.

ASSORTEDQUR'ANAMULETSONALLOCCASIONS AVAILABLE TODAYANDASPOPULARASEVERAMONGALLDEVOUT MUSLIMS

Toovercomethirstduringajourney,writeverse2:6onapieceofpaper,washthepaper, anddrinkthewater. Toeliminatefatigueofalongwalk,tieverse36:25onyourfeet. Forsafelongjourneyinthesea,andtoamelioratedraughtandfamine,reciterepeatedly 2:256260. Forprotectionagainstflood,wearverse36:48;evenwhenthe wholeworldisfloodedthewearerssolewillremaindry. Tobeafamousscholar,onthefirstFridayofthemonth,during sunset,writeonablackstoneverses5:109112,andwearthe stonecarving. Amanhuntingasuitablemarriagepartner:write4:8789ona pieceofgarmentwornbyayoungmarriedwoman,keepthat garmentwithhim.Induetime,hismatchmakerswillfindthe womanhehasinmind.

Awomanwantingtomaintain harmoniousrelationwithher husband,writetheaboveverses (4:8789)onapieceofpaper,insertthepaperinsideatalisman, andhidethattalismanunderthepillowofthehusband. Todestroyanenemyshouse,write3:122124onapieceofhorse skin,buryitundergroundonyourenemysproperty,andindue timeAllahwilldestroytheproperty. Ifyoudesirethedeathofanotherperson,read2:256260and Allahwilldothejob. 45

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Alternatively,onplasterofparis,makeamaskoftheenemysface;write5:3033onthe masksface,writethenameoftheenemyonthebackofthemask,andthenstabwithaknife thelocationwherethenameiswritten. Forbulletproofvest,Islamicstyle,writetheentireSuraYaSin(Sura36)onanIslamicshirt, andwearit.NobulletwillpiercethisIslamicvest. Forabundantsupplyofneedful,recitetheverseofThrone,thatis,ayatulKursi(2:255). Toovercomeagravesituationrecitefortytimesadayverse 3:141forfortydays.

Topossessgreatphysicalstrength,doasabove,butnineteen timesadayfornineteendays. Forgoodhealth,doabove,butfivetimesadayforfivedays. Forsafekeepingofmoneyinabank,ortobereleasedfroma prison,reciteSura72(theJinn). (TheabovelistofIslamicBlackMagicistheadoptedversion ofanarticleonTheKoranaMagic.Fordetailspleasevisit: http://www.geocities.com/mabcosmic/articles/kmagic.html) . HerearemoreexamplesofIslamicBlackMagicfromthe Quran: Inverse2:260wereadthatuponAllahsinstructionAbraham killedfourbirds,buttheybecamealiveagain.Thiswasthe demonstrationofAllahspowertoAbraham. ToillustratethisincredibleIslamicBlackMagicibnKathirwritesthatAbrahamkeptthe headsofthefourbirdsheslaughtered;otherpartshescatteredonfourmountains.Then,as perAllahsinstructionhecalledthesebirds,andtheycamebacktolifeandwalkedbackto him.EachbirdcametoAbrahamtocollectitshead. JalalynwritesthatAbrahamtookapeacock,aneagle,araven,andacocktoperformthe aboveIslamicBlackMagic. TheQur'ansaysthatJesusperformedasimilarIslamicBlackMagicasAbrahamdid.Inverse 5:110AllahsaysthatHegaveTorahandInjil(Gospel)toJesus;Jesusmadeabirdoutofclay. ThenwhenJesusbreathedintothisclaybirditbecamealiveandflewaway.Allah empoweredJesustohealthelepers,andtogivelifetothedeadpersons.Thisversealsosays thatAllahmadeJesusspeakfromhiscradle. Verses5:112115sayJesusrequestedfoodforhisdisciplesandAllahsentfoodtothembut withasternwarning. Verse3:46saysangelstoldMarythatJesuswouldspeakfromhiscrib. HereareafewmoresamplesofAllahsblackmagiccontainedintheQur'an: Allahtransformedsomeunbelievers(Jews)intoapes,sometosw ine...5:60 46

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Jinnstakelivesofmanyhumans;thosemenwhomadefriendswiththeJinns,Allah willsendthemtohelltodwelltherepermanently...6:128 AllahsenttothedisbelieversofMosespeople:1.Epidemicslikeplagueamongmen andbeasts2.Attackoflocusts3.Attackoflice4.Attackoffrogs5.Waterturningto blood...7:133 Allahcausedamantosleepforacentury,thenraisedhimup;butthemanthought thathesleptonlyforaday...2:259 MessengersofdeathterminatethelivesoftherejectersoftheQuran7:37 TheauthenticIslamicsourcesareteemedwithmultitudeofincredible,audacious,and mindbogglingstuff,whichcanbeclassifiedasplainblackmagic.Hereisashortlistofsuch Islamicmagicmaterials.Tokeepthelengthofthisepisodeshortitisasummarisedversion ofmajorIslamicsuperstitionsandIslamicBlackMagic.

EFFECTSOFEVILEYES
Thisisaninterestingtopic.MostMuslimsbelievethatthemannerinwhichaperson, especiallyaninfidel,looksataMuslim,oratanyobjecthe(theMuslim)possesses,oratany foodheeats,hasaneffect(evil)onhispersonalwellbeing.Forexample,insomeIslamic countries,itiswidelybelievedthatoneshouldnoteatinthepresenceofabeggarorinfront ofastarvelingperson.Because,thepenetratinglookofthehungrypersonwillleadto

BASKETOFEVILEYETALISMANSFORSALEAT ANOUTDOOR MARKETINISTANBUL

stomachcraminyou. HereismoreonthisIslamicvoodoo. Theeffectofanevileyeisafact(SahihBukhari,7.71.636) Ifyouarecaughtbyanevileyethentakea bath(SahihMuslim,26.5427)

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Theeffectofevileyestocausesicknessistrue(SunaanibnMajah,5.3506,3507) ForafflictionbyevileyesusewaterinwhichMuhammadshairhasbeen soaked(SahihBukhari,7.72.784) Trufflejuiceisamedicineforthespellofevileyes(SunaanTirmidhi,1194) InAshShifa(p.284)wereadthatMuhammadusedtalismento wordofftheeffectofevileyes.IbnIshaqrelatedthattheMessenger ofAllahusedtohaveatalismanagainsttheevileyesbeforethe revelationdescendedonhim.AftertheQur'anhaddescendedon himandhewasafflictedwithsomethingoftheevileyesKhadija askedhim,ShallIsendsomeonetoyoutomakeatalismanfor you?Hereplied,No,notnow.

ISLAMICINCANTATIONS,CHARMS,ANDSPELLS
HereisashortcompilationoftheseIslamicrituals. Incantationisallowedineverytypeofpoison(SahihBukhari,26.5442,5443) Muhammadidentifiedtheblackscarfaceofagirlastheinfluenceofanevileyeand recommendedtocureherbyincantation(SahihMuslim,26.5450) Bittenbyasnakeorstungbyascorpion,reciteSuraFateha(Sura1)andspitonthe bittenpart;curethelunacyofalunaticbyrecitingSuraFatehainthemorningandin theevening,andspittingonthelunaticforthreedays;MuhammadsaidIslamic

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Towardofftheeffectofevileyesofjinnsorhumans,doincantationofthelasttwo SurasoftheQuran(SunaanibnMajah,5.3511) Muhammadbelievedinmagicandthoughtthathewasunderthespellofamagic castbyLabidbinalA'sam(SahihBukhari,7.71.658,660,661) LabidputmagicspellonMuhammad.Muhammadclaimedthatthemagicspell consistedof11knots(Lings,p.168) Muhammadwasunderaspellofmagic;hewasbewitched,thinkingthathehadsex withhiswives,whenhedidnot(SahihBukhari,8.73.89) Thereisnoharmincastingspellsolongasitdoesnotinvolve polytheism(SunaanAbuDawud,3.28.3877) Duetospell,Muhammadsmemorystartedfailing.Sura113and114refertothis charm(Lings,p.261) Islamicgeomancyisallowed(SunaanAbuDawud,3.29.3900) Forsomeseverepainwashtheaffectedpartseventimeswithyourrighthandand sayMuhammadsprayerofcastingspell(SunaanAbuDawud,3.28.3882) Muhammadusedtohealhiswivesbyplacinghisrighthandovertheplaceofailment andchantinglitany...(SahihBukhari,.71.639,646)

ISLAMICSUPERSTITIONS
InIslamtherearetoomanysuperstitions,perhapsabookcan bepennedonthistopicalone.Islamicsuperstitionisendemic becauseMuhammadwasanextremelysuperstitiousperson. HereisabrieflistofafewoutstandingIslamicSuperstitions. Mindyou,allthesesuperstitiousbeliefsarefromMuhammad, therefore,compulsoryforallMuslimstoadheretothem. Allahsendseclipsetofrightenthebelievers...(SahihBukhari, 2.18.167) Angelsdonotenterahouseinwhichthereisadogorthere arepictures(SahihBukhari,7.72.833) Ifyouliftyoureyestowardsskyduringprayeryoumaylose youreyesight(SahihMuslim,4.0862,0863) Ifyoufindasnakeinyourhouse(thatmaybeajinn; remembersnakesarenonMuslimjinns)makelifedifficult foritforthreedays,andifitgoesaway(itisabelieverinIslam)thenfine;ifnotthenkillit becauseitisanonbeliever(SahihMuslim,26.5558) AntssinggloryofAllah,sodonotkillants;onlykilltheantsthatbite you(SahihMuslim,26.5567,5568) 49

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Allahwillchangethefaceofamantoanasssfaceifheliftshisheadbeforethe imam(SahihMuslim,4.0859,0860,0861) Theangelsdonotcomenearthreethings.These are:1.anunbelieversdeadbody2.anything perfumedwithsaffron3.sexuallydefiled people(SunanAbuDawud,33.4168) Whenacockcrows,ithasseenanangel;whenan assbraysithasseenthe devil(SunaanAbuDawud,3.41.5083) Angelsdonotenterahouseinwhichthereisabell(SunaanAbuDawud,3.34.4219) Snakeswithtwostripescausemiscarriageandblindnessinawoman;sokillthese snakes(SunaanibnMajah,5.3534,3535) Amiscarriagefetuswilldragitsmothertoparadise(SunaanibnMajah,2.1609) Ajihadistswoundsmellsofmusk(SunaanibnMajah,4.2795) TheQuranwillberaisedasapaleman(SunaanibnMajah,5.37 81) IfaMuslimcommitsasinAllahmarksablackspotinhisheart;ifherepentsAllahpolishes theheart;ifhekeepsrepeatingsinsthenhisheartisfullysmearedwithblackspotslike rust(SunaanTirmidhi,740) Theparentsofanabortedchildwillbeinhell;however,iftheabortedchilddisputesthe abortionthenAllahwillaskthechildtodrawwithitsumbilicalcorditsparentsto paradise(SunaanTirmidhi,555) AprayerissuspendedintheskyuntilblessingonMuhammadisprovoked. UmaribnalKhatabsaid,Supplicationandprayeraresuspendedbetweentheheavenand theearthandnoneofitrisestoAllahuntilyouprayontheProphet.Alirelatedsomething similarandadded,andonthefamilyofMuhammad.Itisrelatedthatsupplicationisveiled untiltheonemakingthesupplicationpraysontheProphet(AshShifa,p.253) IfyoudonotblessMuhammadyougetthesmellofacorpse.JabirsaidthattheProphetsaid, apeopledonotsitinagatheringandthenpartwithoutsayingtheprayerontheProphet thattheypartonsomethingfoulerthanthesmellofacorpse.(AshShifa,p.262263) Putblindfaithfirst,andthenstudytheQuran(SunaanibnMajah,1.61) BelieveMuhammadblindlyandheblessesyouseventimes(SunaanTirmidhi,1688,1689) Ifanyonesearchesforthisworldinsteadofreligiousknowledge,hewillbeturnedintoa pig(Ghazali,p.1.67) AnightprayerisnothingbutholdingsecrettalkswithGod(Ghazali,p.1.263) Forfatalillness,blowyourbreathafterrecitingSuraanNasandSuraal Fateha(SahihBukhari,7.71.631)

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THEMAGICALPOWEROFMUHAMMADSBLOOD,URINE,ANDEXCREMENT
InAshShifawereadthefollowingunbelievabletext,depictingthemagicalpowerof Muhammadsbiologicalwasteproducts. DrinkMuhammadsbloodandnofirewilltouchyou. TherewasalsothetimewhenMalikibnSinandrankhisbloodontheDayofUhudandlicked itup.TheProphetallowedhimtodothatandthensaid,Thefirewillnottouch you(AshShifa,p.36). SomethingsimilaroccurredwhenAbdullahibnazZubayrdrankhiscuppedblood.The Prophetsaid,Woetoyoufromthepeopleandwoetothepeoplefromyou.Buthedidnot objecttowhathehaddone(AshShifa,p.36) DrinkMuhammadsurineandhavenostomachache. Somethingsimilarisrelatedaboutawomanwhodranksomeofhisurine.Hetoldher,You willnevercomplainofastomachache. Hedidnotorderanyofthemtowashtheirmouthsoutnordidheforbidthemtodoitagain (AshShifa,p.36). Muhammaddefecates,treesjointogether. Muhammaddefecatesinawadi,stonesandtreesjoin together. AmimosatreesoughtMuhammadspermissionto greethim(AshShifa,p.166). MuhammadibnSad,alWaqidisscribe,relatedthat AishasaidtotheProphet,Whenyoucomefrom relievingyourself,wedonotseeanythingnoxious fromyou.Hesaid,Aisha,dontyouknowthatthe earthswallowsupwhatcomesoutoftheprophetsso thatnoneofitisseen?(AshShifa,p.35) HereareafewexamplesofMuhammadspowerto performmiracles. MuhammadspatonthesickeyeofAli;Aliwenttofight andwon(ibnIshaq,p.514) EarthconcealedMuhammadsexcrement(ibnSad, p.196) Muhammadusedsalivamixedwithdusttocure illness(SahihMuslim,26.5444)

MUHAMMADSMOJEJA(MIRACLES)
PleasepursuethefollowingsummarisedversionofsomeofMuhammadsincredibleactsof miracles. Muhammadinvokedrainonlybypointinghisfinger...(SahihBukhari,2.13.55) WaterflowedlikespringsfromMuhammad'sfingers(1500people drank)...(SahihBukhari,4.56.776) 51

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ThetrunkofadatepalmstartedcryingwhenMuhammadabandoneditasapulpit. WhenMuhammadrubbedhishandonit,thetrunkstoppedcrying(SahihBukhari, 4.56.783,784) Thepeopleheardthetrunksendingasoundlikethatofapregnantshecameltill Muhammadcametoit,andputhishandoverit,thenitbecame quiet(SahihBukhari,4.56.785)

ATM INAMUHAMMADSPLITTHEMOONINTOTWO ONEPART WASBEHINDTHEMOUNTAINSANDTHEOTHERPARTWASON THESIDEOFTHEMOUNTAIN

Muhammadsactofmiracle:anabundantincreaseinthesupplyof dates(SahihMuslim,1.0041,0042) Muhammadsfoodmiracle:hebroughtoutfoodfromhisfingers(SahihMuslim, 23.5059,5062,5063) AtMinaMuhammadsplitthemoonintotwo,onepartwasbehindthemountains andtheotherpartwasonthesideofthemountain(SahihMuslim,39.6725,6726, 6728,6729) Muhammadcaughtsomeraininhisgarmentclaimingthatthefreshraindropswere recentlybeenwithAllah(SunaanAbuDawud,3.41.5081) UponMuhammad'sinstructiontheleavesandflowerbudsofadatepalmtreecame tohimandwentaway;thisfeatofmiracleconvincedaBedouinthatMuhammadwas themessengerofAllah(SunaanTirmidhi,1537) Sheepproducedmilkwithoutevenevermating(AshShifa,p.185186) Muhammadtouchedtheudderofashegoatandhermilkflowed;heandAbuBakr drankthemilk(ibnSad,p.214) MuhammadperformedfoodmiraclewithFatimahskettle(ibnSad,p.215)

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MuhammadheardinParadise,Bilalsfootstepsinfrontofhim(SahihBukhari,2.21.250) Backgroundto74:15Muhammadsawtheangelsittinginachairbetweentheskyand earth(Sahih,Bukhari,4.54.461) AllahchangedagroupofIsraelitesintorats;ratswilldrinkthemilkofasheepbutnotthe milkofacamel(SahihBukhari,4.54.524) MuhammadintroducedGabrieltoAisha,butAishacouldnotseewhatMuhammad could(SahihBukhari,8.74.266) ThestoneinMeccausedtopaysalutationto Muhammadasaprophetevenbeforehis birth(SahihMuslim,30.5654) MuhammadsawaB.Kabmandragginghis intestineinParadise(SahihMuslim,40.6838) Muhammadcouldseeinfrontandbehindof him(SahihMuslim,4.0853,0854,0855,0856) Ifyouwearsuitsmadeofsilkandwoolyouwillbe transformedintoapesand swine(SunaanAbuDawud,3.32.4028) AllahmadethoseMuslimskilledinUhudthegreen birdsofparadise...(SunaanAbuDawud,14.2514) Mountainsandtreesgreeted Muhammad(SunaanTirmidhi,1535) SayAllahuAkbar,twelveangelsracetotakeyoutoAllah(SunaanNasai,2.888,889,904) WhenaprophetrecitestheQur'an,Allahlistenstoit(SunaanNasai,2.1020,1021, 1022,1023) Muhammadcouldseeinthedark.BaqiibnMukhalladrelatedthatAishasaid,TheProphet, mayAllahblesshimandgranthimpeace,couldseeaswellinthedarkashesawinthe light.(AshShifa,p.38) Mosescouldseeanantindarkness(AshShifa,p.38) TreesshadedMuhammadwhilehedefecated(AshShifa,p.165) ALotetreesplitinreverenceofMuhammad(AshShifa,p.167) AtreetalkedtoMuhammad(AshShifa,p.168) FoodtalkedwithMuhammad(AshShifa,p.169) PebblesglorifiedMuhammad(AshShifa,p.169) EverysingletreeandmountainMuhammadpassedsaidtohim,Peacebeuponyou, MessengerofAllah.(AshShifa,p.170) 53

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Mountains,earth,andtheheavensobeyedMuhammad.IbnalMunkadirrelatedthatJibril toldtheProphet,Allahhasorderedheaven,earthandmountainstoobeyyou.Hesaid, Reprievemycommunity.PerhapsAllahwillturntothem.(AshShifa,p.165) Muhammadstrokedthebreastofapossessedchild;thechildvomitedsomethinglikea blackpuppy(AshShifa,p.178) SomeGodfearingpeoplefainted,andsomehadinstantaneousdeathwhentheyheard certainverseoftheQuran(Ghazali,p.1.222) OnceMuhammadrecitedaversefromtheQuranandatoncefelldownsenseless.Once Umarheardamanrecitingaverseonpunishment.He(Umar)immediatelyraisedaloud shriekandfelldownsenseless.Hewasbroughttohousebutsufferedforamonth(Ghazali, p.2.176) ImamShafeioncefellunconsciouswhenhelistenedtotherecitationoftheQuranbya Qazi(Ghazali,p.2.176) Ifapieceofclothoftheinmatesofhellisexposedtotheinmatesoftheworld,allwilldie duetoitsterriblestench.Dittoforanironchainofhell(Ghazali,p.2.202) WhenUmmJamil,withastonepiece,confrontedMuhammadandAbuBakrshesawonly AbuBakrandnotMuhammad;AllahmadeherblindtoseeMuhammad(ibnIshaq,p.162) Muhammadcalledatreeanditcametohim(ibnIshaq,p.179) MuhammadsprinkleddustonAbuJahlsmen,andtheycouldnotsee Muhammad(ibnIshaq,p.222) Muhammadsactofmiracle:atreecameandgreetedhim(ibnSad,p.195) MuhammadandGabrielsatontwotreesandstartedtoclimbtillMuhammadsawthedoor ofheaven(ibnSad,p.196) WheneverMuhammadwentabouttoattendhisbusiness(defecation),everystoneand everytreehepassedbywouldsay,praisebeuponyou.(Tabari,6.63) WhenMuhammadsummonedaclusterofdatesitcametohim.Hetoldittogobackandit wentback(Tabari,p.6.67) Gabrielwassittingonathronebetweenheavenandearth(Tabari,6.74)

MUHAMMADSNIGHTJOURNEY(ISRAANDMIRAJ)
WhenMuhammadslept,threeangelsvisitedhim;thenGabrieltookhimto heaven...(SahihBukhari,4.56.770) AngelswashedMuhammadsheartwithzamzamwater(SahihMuslim,1.0310) MuhammadsjourneytoheavenwasdonebyaBuraq(ananimalwhiteandlong,largerthan adonkeybutsmallerthanamule)(SahihMuslim,1.0309)

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GabrielcleftroofofMuhammadshouse,openedMuhammadsheart,andthenwashedit withwithzamzamwaterwhenhewasinastateofbetweensleepandwakefulness;thenhe wastakenforaridetoheaven(SahihMuslim,1.0314) OnthenightofMiraj,MuhammadmetAbrahaminparadise;Abrahamtoldhimthatthe treesofparadisecryforAllah(SunaanTirmidhi,439) Duringnightjourney,MuhammadpassedbyMosesgraveandfoundMosesofferingprayer inhisgrave(SunaanNasai,2.1640) WhenBuraqmetMuhammaditsweated.AnassaidthattheBuraqwasbroughttothe ProphetonthenightofhisNightJourney.ItshiedawayfromhimandJibrilsaidtoit, WouldyoudothistoMuhammad?Noonehaseverriddenyouwhoismorehonouredwith Allahthanhe.AtthattheBuraqbrokeintoasweat(AshShifa,p.85) Whileascendingtoheaven,Muhammadsawthetonguesofnonpracticingpreachersarecut withscissors(Ghazali,p.1.68) WhenMuhammadascendedtotheseventhheaven(Miraj, 17:1)theangelsopenedMuhammadsbreast,then washeditwithzamzamwater(Tabari,p.vi.7879). Incaseyouareconfused,pleaseknowthatthereare severalcontradictoryversionsofthisincrediblespace travelofMuhammad.

ISLAMICHEARTSURGERYONMUHAMMAD
HereishowTabaridescribesthisincredibleevent: Muhammadwas40whenhereceivedthecommissioningasaprophet.Two angelsvisitedMuhammadwhilehewassomewhereinthevalleyofMecca. TheangelsweighedMuhammadagainsttenmen.andrepeatedthis weighingforseveraltimes.TheangelssaidthatMuhammadwouldoutweigh theentirecommunity.Oneangelcamedownonearthwhiletheother remainedbetweenheavenandtheearth.Theangelopened Muhammadsbreastandtookouthisheart.Theangelcleaned theheart.Awhitecatfacelikeobjectwasplacedin Muhammadsheart.TheangelsthensewedupMuhammads breastandplacedthesealofprophethoodbetweenhis shoulders(Tabari,p.vi.75) HereareafewahadithonMuhammadsNightJiurney: Muhammadsheartwasopenedandfilledwithwisdomand faith(SahihMuslim,1.0315) GabrielactedasIslam(SunaanNasai,1.497)

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Muhammadhadsomemadnessinhim. HammadibnSalamasaidthattheProphetsaid,IhearavoiceandseealightandIfearthat thereissomemadnessinme.(AshShifa,p.284) PerhapsthegreatestofallIslamicblackmagicisthis: MuhammadbroughtoutthecorpseofAbdullahibnUbayyandputhis(Muhammads)saliva inhis(Abdullahs)mouth,andshroudedhiminhisownshirt(SahihMuslim,38.6678) BecausethishadisissuchaprofoundadmissionoftheexistenceofIslamicblackmagiclet usreadthishadisinfull.


SAHIHMUSLIM,BOOK038,NUMBER6678:

JabirreportedAllah'sApostle(maypeacebeuponhim)cametothegraveof 'Abdullahb.Ubayy,broughthimoutfromthat,placedhimonhiskneeand puthissalivainhismouthandshroudedhiminhisownshirtandAllah knowsbest. TheabovehadisistheepitomeIslamicBlackMagic.

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anypeople,(Muslims,aswellasnonMuslims,believethat oncetheyhavediedtheywillremainatpeaceintheirburial chamberuntilAllahraisesthemupontheresurrectionday forthefinaljudgment.TheyhavelittleideathatIslamic activitiesonhumansdonotendwiththeirdeath.Inthis episodewewilllearnhowAllahwillnotletyougoscotfree,leave youinpeace,evenwhenyourcorpsehasbeenlaidinsideagrave.If youareanonMuslimyoureallywillhaveahorribletimeonce insideyourgrave.

ALLAHWILLGROWHUMANSFROMTHEIRGRAVES
Allahsaysinverse22:7thatthedayofresurrectionisacertainty. Hewillraiseallthosewhoareingraves.Allahrepeatsthesame themeinmanyotherverses,suchas36:7880.WemaywonderastohowAllahwillraiseus fromourgraveswhenourfleshandboneshaveturnedintosoil. InseveralversesoftheQur'anAllahprovidesanswertothisperplexingquestion. Inverse7:57AllahsaysthatHesendsthewindstocarrytheheavilyladencloudstofallas raininadeadlandtoproduceagriculture.IbnKathirextendsthisactofAllahtoincludethe regrowthofhumansfromfertilesoil.HewritesthatAllahwillsendrainforfortydays;

MUSLIMSBELIEVETHAT ONCETHEYHAVEDIED THEYWILL REMAINATPEACEINTHEIRBURIALCHAMBERUNTILALLAH RAISESTHEMUPONTHERESURRECTIONDAY.MEANWHILE THEYCANBESTILLUSEFULFORTHELIVINGMUSLIMS.

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corpseswillbebroughtuptotheirgravesjustlikeseedsaresown;thiswillbethe resurrectionofthedead.Allahconfirmsthisinverse30:25,saying:becauseHeavensand theearthareinHisdisposal;whenHecallsoutthedead,peoplewillrisefrombeneaththe soil(graves).JalalyninterpretsthisversethatthiswillhappenwhenIsrafilblowstheHorn. ThenAllahsaysinverse36:51thatwhenthetrumpetsounds,peoplewillrunfromgraves toHim.IbnAbbasexplainsthisversestatingthattheyemergefromtheirgravesand proceedtowardstheirLord.AccordingtoJalalynthisistheHornatthesecondBlastforthe Resurrection[totakeplace];betweenthetwoBlastsisanintervaloffortyyears. ToremoveconfusionfromthisIslamiccultivationofhumanbodiesinsoilsofgraves, IbnKathirmaintainsthattheinhabitantsofthegravesareneitherinthisworldnorinthe worldhereafter,andtheywillstaythere(ingraves)untilthedayofresurrection(23:100). WhenAllahwishestoresurrectthebodies,HewillsendrainfrombeneaththeThrone, whichwillcoverthewholeearth,andthebodieswillgrowintheirgraveslikeseedsgrowin theearth(35:9). Inverse54:7Allahsaysthattheunbelieverseyeswillbehumbled;theywillrunfromgraves likelocustsscattered(alsosee101:4).Verse82:15saythatAllahwillcleavethesky asunder,scatterthestars,andturnthegravesupsidedown.

ISLAMICINTERROGATIONINGRAVES
AhadisinSunaanTirmidhi(45)saysthatagraveisahorribleplace.Itisthefirststagein theresurrectionprocess. Haveyoueverthoughtabouttheaffairsofthepersonfreshlyburiedinagrave?Mostofus willhavenoclueastowhatbefallsonthedeadpersononcethefuneralisover,theperson laidtorestundersoil,andthemournersdepart. HereiswhatAllahdoestoafreshlydead,buriedcorpse: Oncepeoplehaveburiedadead,andstartdeparting,the deadmanlistenstothesoundsoftheshoesofhisrelatives aftertheyhaveputhiminhisgrave(SahihMuslim,40.6863). SunaanAbuDawud(2.20.3225)writesthatadeadman, whenplacedinagrave,hearsthesteppingsoundofhis departingcompanions. Further,inSunaanAbuDawud(3.40.4734)wereadthat whenamanisplacedinhisgraveandhisfriendsleavehim, hehearsthebeatoftheirsandals;thentwoangelscomeand speaktohim.SunaanTirmidhi(50)writesthatuponburial inagrave,aMuslimwillriseup,seethesettingsunandoffer prayer. Obviously,weshouldhavenodoubtaboutthefateoftheunbelieverscorpse,ashewillnot offeranyIslamicprayer. SahihMuslim(40.6862)writesthataftertheburialinthegrave,andafterthemourners havelefttheburialsite,twoangelsenterthegraveandaskthedeadpersonregardingAllah 58

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andMuhammad.IfhewereanonMuslimhewouldbeshownhisseatinhellfire.Oncethe angelsaresatisfiedthatthecorpseisthatofaMuslim,theyexpandthegraveofthebeliever toseventycubits,andhewillbeshownhisplaceinparadise.SahihBukhari(2.23.450,451) furtherexplains,inconnectionwithverse14:27,thatthedeadmansitsupinhisgraveand theangelstalktohimaboutAllahandMuhammad. ThenamesofthosetwoangelswhointerrogatethefreshlyburiedcorpseareMunkarand Nakir.InSunaanTirmidhi(44)wegetadescriptionofthesetwoangelsofgraves.Thishadis saysthatMunkarandNakir,thetwoangelsofgrave,haveblackfacesandblueeyes.They willquestionaMusliminhisgrave.WhensatisfiedwiththeanswersregardingMuhammad andIslam,theseangelswillincreasethevolumeoftheMuslimsgraveto4900cubicfeet, lightthegrave,andinstructtheMuslimtohaveapeacefulsleep.Forahypocritehis gravesideswillbesqueezedsomuchso,thathisbonesarecrushed. HereareafewmoreahadithtounderstandwhatAllahdoestoacorpseonceitisinsidea grave: Apersonwillberaisedinthesameverystateinwhichhehad died(SahihMuslim,40.6878) WhenaMuslimisquestionedinhisgravehetestifiesthatthereisnogodbutAllah, andMuhammadisAllahsmessenger.ItiswrittenintheQuranin 14:27(SunaanAbuDawud,3.40.4732) MunkarandNakir,thetwoterribleangels,willmakeadeadpersonsitupwithhis soulandbody(ingrave)andaskhimquestionsabouthisreligionandhisprophet. Thisisthefirstexaminationafterdeath(Ghazali,p.1.1010)

ISLAMICTORMENTINGRAVES
Manypeople(includingmanymoderateMuslims)willfinditimpossibletobelievethat Allahwilltormentthemintheirgraves.However,AllahismercilesswhenHedealswiththe unbelievers.Ghazali(p.1.117)writesthatbeliefinthepunishmentofgraveiscompulsory. MaliksMuwatta(16.6.18)saysthatevenachild(infidel,ofcourse)isliabletobetormented inhis/hergrave.

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Curiously,MuhammadborrowedthisconceptofAllahstormentingravefromtheJewsof Medina.Inverse40:45AllahsaysthatHeprotectedthebeliever(Mosesdisciple)whowas inthemidstofPharaohspeople,butdestroyedPharaoh.Ontheexegesisofthisverse ibnKathirwritesthatinthebeginningMuhammaddeniedtherewouldbethepunishment inthegrave.Later,whenheheardfromaJewishwomanwhenshetoldAishaaboutthe punishmentingrave,Muhammadchangedhismind.Muhammadnowinsistedthatthe unbelievers,includingtheJews,aretormentedintheirgraves(SahihBukhari,2.23.457). LetusfirstexaminetheQur'anabouttheIslamictormentperpetratedoninfidelsintheir graves. SahihMuslim(40.6861)writesthatMuhammadheardthesoundoftortureoftheJewsin theirgraves. Allahsaysinverse6:31thatontheresurrectionday,theunbelieverswillregretwhenthey havetocarrytheirloadsontheirbacks.IbnKathirexplainsthisbizarresituation(load)in thismanner: Everyunjustperson,uponenteringhisgrave,willmeetamanwithuglyface, darkskinandawfulodourandwearingdirtyclothes;ontheresurrectionday theunjustpersonwillcarrythisuglycompaniononhisbacktoenterhell. Previously,wereadthatthetwoangels,MunkarandNakir,willinterrogatetheinhabitants ofgraves.So,thisuglyman,withdarkskinandterriblebodyodour,mustbeanotherhuman (anunbeliever,perhaps)whowillenterthegravetohumiliatethenonMuslimburiedinhis grave. Inverse52:47wereadthatbesidesthepunishmentontheresurrectionday,theunbelievers willreceiveadditionalpunishment.Inverse32:21Allahspecifiesthisadditional punishment.Inthisverse(32:21)AllahsaysthatHewillmeteoutlighterpenaltyinthislife, beforeinflictingthesupremepenaltyhereafter.AccordingtoibnAbbasthislower punishmentreferstothepunishmentofthelifeofthisworld:drynessoftheland,drought, hunger,assassination,andthepunishmentofthegrave. AllahrepeatsHisthreatinverse40:11.InthisverseAllahsaysthatthedisbelieverswill suffertwodeaths;theywillbegAllahforareprieve.AccordingtoibnAbbasthefirstdeathis whenAllahtookawaytheirsouls[inthelifeoftheworld]andtheseconddeathrefersafter MunkarandNakirhadquestionedthemintheirgraves. Whilethereason/stopunishtheunbelieversintheirgravesinunderstandable,itisquite interestingtonotethatAllahevenpunishesthoseMuslims(intheirgraves),becauseoftheir familyswailingoverhim(SahihMuslim,4.2015,2018,2025). SunaanibnMajah(2.1593)writesthattheangelstormentadeadbodyforitsrelatives wailingoverit. WemaywonderaboutthemodalityofAllahstortureontheinmatesofgraves:Hereisa summaryofhowAllahsangelswillcarryoutthetorment. NinetyninepoisonousdragonsbiteanonMusliminhisgrave;thedragons breathingairwilldestroyallverdureonearth(SunaanTirmidhi,46) 60

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Whenamanisplacedinhisgravetheangelcomestohimandaskshimquestions regardinghisfaith.Aninfidelisgivenablowbetweenhisearswithaniron hammer(SunaanAbuDawud,3.40.4733) Muhammadsaid,Thepunishmentofanunbelieveristhat,inhisgraveninetynine serpentswillbebitinghimandeachserpentwillhavesevenheads.Thiswill continueuptotheResurrectionDay.(Ghazali,p.4.4150)

ISLAMICREWARDSINGRAVES
Justastheinfidelswillundergoexcruciatingtormentintheirgraves,Allahhasreserved muchrewardforMuhammadsardentfollowers.

THEFUNERALCEREMONY OFAYATOLLAHHAJMIRZAJAVAD AQATABRIZI

Wehadalreadynotedthattheangelsofgraves(MunkarandNakir)wouldexpandthesize ofaMuslimsgrave,andlightthegraveoncetheyaresatisfiedwiththeinterrogation.There aremorerewardsfortheMuslimsintheirgraves,suchas: DieonaFridayoronaThursdaynight,andyouwillnotfacethetormentof grave(SunaanTirmidhi,414) WhenaMuslimisburied,thegravewillexpanditsdimensiontoinfinityandshow thedeadMuslimthedoorofparadise;foraninfidel,thegravewillsqueezeand seventydragonswilltakechargeoftheinfidel(SunaanTirmidhi,1429) Whileonajourney,aMuslimmanspregnantwifediedbutherchildwasbornina grave.Peoplesawlightinhergrave.Whenhergravewasdug,theyfoundachild insidethegraveplayingwiththelamp.Thechildexactlyresembledthe father(Ghazali,p.2.1580) AllahextendsthegraveforextollingHim(Mishkat,1.91) JesuswillbeburiedwithMuhammad(obviously,thisisarewardfor Muhammad)(SunaanTirmidhi,1522) 61

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skanyIslamist,andhewilltellyouthatIslamisnotonlya religion,butitisalsoacompletecodeoflife.Islamistsstrongly believethatIslamhastheperfectsolutionforallthehuman problemsinthisworld,aswellasinthenextworld.Thatis, lifeafterdeath.NonMuslimsmightbeamazedthatthereisno fieldofknowledgewhereIslamdoesnothaveasay.Thus,Islamic Medicineisverymuchalive,well,andthrivingagainstallodds.Ditto forIslamicSurgeryandIslamicAlternativeMedicines.Pleasevisitan Islamicbookstoretomarvelatthenumberofbooksandmanuals availableextollingtheunfailingqualitiesofAllahsmedicines. Thisepisodeisaconciseversionofwhatwemightexpectfrom

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ISLAMICCAUTERIZINGANDCUPPING
Cauterizingisatechniqueofsearingorburningtheskinwithfire.DuringMuhammad's time,intheabsenceofqualifiedphysiciansorsurgeons,thiswasaprevalentpracticeamong theBedouinArabs.Theyusedthistechniquetostopbleeding.Whenawoundbecame infectedthedesertsurgeonswouldheatapieceofmetalrod,andseartheaffectedpart. Needlesstosay,thiswasaverycrude,extremelypainful,andoftendangerouspractice. Muhammad,however,proclaimedthatcauterizationisasurgicalmethodauthorizedby Allah. CuppingwasanothersurgicaltechniqueusedbythedesertdwellersofmedievalArabiato healcertainillnesses.Inthistechnique,usingasharpobjectsuchasaneedle,anincision wasmadeoncertainpartofthebody,usuallyontheneckoronscalp.Thenanexperienced

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wouldsucktheincisiontodrawoutthebloodfromthebody.TheArabsbelievedthat cuppingwouldhealheadache.HistoricalevidencesuggeststhatMuhammadwasachronic suffererfrommigraineheadache.Hehadtoresorttoregularcuppingtoreducehispain. Cuppingneededexperiencedcuppers.SoMuhammadengagedanumberofcuppersto performthissurgery.SomecuppersevendrankMuhammadsblood(readtheepisode, IslamicBlackMagicVoodoo). Herearetwoahadithtodemonstratethat MuhammadengagedhimselfinIslamiccupping: SunaanAbuDawud:Vol.ii,Number2097 AbuHurairahsaid:AbuHindcuppedthe Prophet(maypeacebeuponhim)inthe middleofhishead;TheProphet(maypeace beuponhim)said:BanuBaydah,marry AbuHind(toyourdaughter),andaskhimto marry(hisdaughter)toyou.Hesaid:The bestthingbywhichyoutreatyourselfis cupping. SunaanAbuDawud:Vol.ii,Number1832 IbnAbbasSaid:TheApostleofAllah(may peacebeuponhim)hadhimselfcuppedin hisheadwhenhewasinthesacredstate (wearingihram)duetoadiseasefrom whichhewassuffering. Hereisasummaryofafewmoreahadith extollingthevirtuesofIslamiccupping: Cuppingisthebestmedical treatment(SunaanAbuDawud, 3.3848) Cuttingvein(cupping)isamedical treatment(SunaanAbuDawud, 3.3855) Muhammadusedacupperandgavethe cupperhiswages(SunaanAbuDawud, 2.3416) Forheadacheusecupping;forpainin legsdyethemwith henna(SunaanAbuDawud,3.3849) Pouringoutbloodwithoutmedical treatmentisok(SunaanAbuDawud, 3.3850) 64

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Muhammadhadhimselfcuppedabovethethighforacontusionfromwhichhe suffered(SunaanAbuDawud,3.3854) Thankstomodernsurgicalmethods;today,thosetwotechniquesareconsidered unhygienic,unscientific,andlethal.Assuch,theyarerelegatedtovoodoomedicinecategory, and,inmanycountriesthesecrudetechniquesarebanned. ButinIslam,bothcauterizingandcuppingliveon;theyareAllahssurgery. SahihBukhari(7.71584,600,605)mentionsthathealingisinthreethings:agulpofhoney, cuppingandbrandingwithfire(cauterizing).AnotherhadisinSahihBukhari(7.71.617) recommendstheMuslimstogetcauterizedasarelieffrompleurisy.SahihMuslim(26.5467) writesthatcuppingisaremedyforpain.InibnMajah(5.3478)Muhammadsaysthat cuppingsoftensthebackboneandimprovestheeyesight. MuhammadrecommendsthatthebestdaytodocuppingisThursday,beforeeatingany food.Healsobelievedthatcuppingincreasesintelligence,improvesmemory,andlowers bloodpressure(SunaanTirmidhi,1197).

THEQUR'ANANDHONEYARECURESFORALLILLNESS
Curiously,despiteaplethoraofIslamicMedicinesandSurgery,perhapstheonlyverseinthe Quran,whichmentionsIslamicmedicine,is16:69.InthisverseAllahsaysthatHeinstructs thebeestoeatfromvarietiesoffruit;thentheyrelease colouredliquidfromtheirstomachs(honey)andthis liquid(honey)ishealing.IbnKathirprovidesthereason whyhoneyisagoodmedicine.Accordingtohimhoneyis hot,soitisacureforallcolddiseases,becauseadisease shouldbetreatedwithitsopposite. InSunaanibnMajah(5.3452)wereadthatMuhammad saidhoneyandtheQuranaretheremediesforalldisease. ThesamemedicalvirtuesoftheQur'anandhoneyarerepeatedinSunaanTirmidhi(1196). HereareafewmorerecommendationsontheuseoftheQur'anasanIslamicmedicine.For moreonthispleasereadtheepisodeIslamicBlackMagicVoodoo. IfyoufallillthenreciteSuraIkhlas(Sura112),SuraalFalaq(Sura113),andSura anNaas(Sura114),blowonyourpalmandthenpassthemoveryour face(SahihBukhari,7.71.644,647) WhensomeoneinthefamilyfallssickreciteSuras113and114andblowover him(SahihMuslim,26.5439,5440) ReciteSuraalFateha(Sura1)thenspitsalivaontheaffected part(SunaanAbuDawud,3.28.3888) SuraalFateha(Sura1)curesalunatic(SunaanAbuDawud,28.3892) 65

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HereisacompilationofIslamicherbalmedicines.

ThewaterofKama(akindoffungus)isacureforeyetrouble...(SahihBukhari, 6.60.5)
Blackcuminisahealingforalldiseaseexceptassam (death)...(SahihBukhari,7.71.591,592) Indianincensehashealingsforsevendiseases,viz:throattrouble,pleurisy,and inflammationoflungs...(SahihBukhari,7.71.596) Seaincenseisagoodmedicine...(SahihBukhari,7.71.599) Truffles(undergroundfungus)healseyediseases...(SahihBukhari,7.71.609) Forloosemotiondrinkhoney,ifgetsworsethenitisyourabdomenwhichtoldthe lienotAllahsmedicine(SahihBukhari,7.71.614) Nigellaseedisaremedyforeverydiseaseexcept death(SahihMuslim,26.5489,5490) Talbinaisaremedyforgrief(SahihMuslim, 26.5491) Ajwahdatesarefromparadise;itisacurefor poison;trufflejuice(akindofsubterraneanfungus) isamedicinefortheeye(SunaanTirmidhi,1127, 1194) AndhereisalistofIslamicNaturopathtechniquesto cure/avoidillnesses: Fourthingsthatreduceeyesightare:tolookatunclean andimpureobjects,toseeonebeinghanged,tolookat femaleprivatepartsandtositkeepingKababehind.(Ghazali,p.2.19) Fouractsthatimprovesexualpowerare:toeatthemeatofsparrows,toeatbigAtrifruit,to eatpistachio,andtoeatwaterfruit(Ghazali,p.2.20) Sleeplessnessmakestheheartbright,pure,andradiant.(Ghazali,p.3.67) Diseasescompensatesins.Feverofonedayexpiatesthesinsofayear(Ghazali,p.4.239) Afewansars(Islamichelpers)wantedtogetblindbecauseMuhammadsaidAllahhas reservedparadiseforapersonwhosetwoeyesareblind(Ghazali,p.4.239) Ifyouloveanymaterialobjectitwillcauseyoublindnessand deafness(SunaanAbuDawud,41.5111) 66

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CATTLEURINE,DUNG,ANDFLYWINGSAREISLAMICMEDICINES
Allahhasmadethebodywasteofcattleasmedicinesfor humans.Inverses36:7173Allahsaysthathehascreated domesticcattletobeundertheownershipoftheirowners, sometobeusedfortransportandsometobeeaten.To elaboratetheseversesibnKathirwritesthatcattleurine canbedrunkasamedicine(alsoreadpart3,Islamic AnimalsandInsectsVoodoo). TobesurethatAllahdidnotmakeanymistakesin designatingcattleurine/dungtobeusedasIslamic medicine,thereareanumberofahadithwhere Muhammadhasemphaticallyconfirmedthisdivine medicine.Hereisapartiallistofahadithtoillustratethis guaranteedmedicineofAllah: Horsesdungandurinearepure:thereare rewardsforkeepingahorseforJihad;forwhatthe horsehaseaten,drank,andforitsdungand urine...(SahihBukhari,4.52.105) Camelsmilkandurinearemedicines(SahihBukhari,7.71.589,590,623) Drinkcamelsurineandmilk,theyaregoodmedicines(SunaanibnMajah,5.3503) AllahdidnotforgetthemagicalhealingpowerofMuhammad'sbodywaste.AliDashti writesthatmanyMuslimsbelievedthatMuhammad'surineandfaeceswerepure.AliDashti mentionsthatUmmAyman(Muhammad'swetnurse)drankMuhammad'surine (Dashti,p.67).TolearnmoreaboutthemagicalpowerofMuhammad'surineandfaeces pleasereadtheepisode(episode5)IslamicBlackMagicVoodoo. Perhaps,themostintriguingIslamicmedicineisthehealingpowerofahousefly. SahihBukhari(4.54.337)writesthatoneofthewingsofaflyhasadisease;itsotherwing hasthecure.Soifaflyfallsinadrinkdipitinthedrink,andgulpthewater. Herearetwomoreahadithtoconfirmthatthehadis quotedisstrongandauthentic. Ifaflyfallsinavessel,dipallofitandthen throwtheflyaway,forinoneofitswingsthere isadiseaseandintheotherthereis healing(SahihBukhari,7.71.673) Onewingofaflycontainspoison;theother wingcontainsmedicine,soifaflyfallsonyour drinkdipitinsidethe drink(SunaanibnMajah,5.3504,3505)

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HUMANSALIVA,DUST,ANDASHAREISLAMICMEDICINES
Islamdoesnotoverlookthehealingpowerofhumansaliva.Availableeverywhere,inmany ahadith,wereadaboutthesepowerfulandextremelycheapIslamicmedicines.Hereisa partiallistofahadithextollingthehealingpowerofIslamicsalivaandIslamicash. Forexcessivebleeding,applyashofburntpalmleaves(SahihBukhari,7.71.618) Foranypain,mixsalivawithdust,andthenapplyontheaffected part(SunaanAbuDawud,3.28.3886) Muhammadspatonawound,andtherewasnopus(AshShifa,p.178) JusttoensurethatIslamicsaliva,Islamicash,andIslamicdustareindeedAllahsmedicine tocuremanydiseases,hereisashortlistofcitationsonMuhammad'shealingpowerofhis saliva: Muhammadspatondust,adyingmandrankitandthathealedthe man(AshShifa,p.178) Muhammadspatintheeyeofablindman;theblindmanregainedhis sight(AshShifa,p.178) MuhammadspatinAliseye,theaffectedeyehealed(AshShifa,p.178) DuringthebattleofKhaybarMuhammadspatonthethighwoundofSalamibn alAkwa;thishealedSalamibnAkwa(AshShifa,p.178) MuhammadspatonthebrokenthighofAliibnalHakam;histhighhealed immediately(AshShifa,p.178) MuhammadspatontheseveredhandofMuawwidhibnAfra,thehand joined(AshShifa,p.178) Muhammadsmouthwashhealedachild(AshShifa,p.178) WashwaterfromMuhammadsblackshirtcuresdisease(AshShifa,p.183) MuhammadspatinawellofMedina;thewaterbecamethesweetestamongallwells inMedina(AshShifa,p.183)

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osquesareextraordinaryplacesforallMuslims.Itisnotonlyaplaceforthe worshipofAllah,butalsoaplacetoconductmanyIslamicactivities.Besides offeringregulardaily,andweeklycongregationprayers,amosqueisalsoaplace whereallplanningandlogisticsarecarriedouttoconductJihad,serveascacheof arms,metingouthududpunishments,andmanufacturingcenterforthenext generationofIslamicexecutioners,Islamists,andsuicidebombers.Itwillbequiteprudent tosaythathewhocontrolsmosquescontrolsIslam.Acorollaryofthishypothesisisthatif anycountrywishestocontaintherabidIslamists,itmustseverelyrestricttheconstruction

CACHEOFARMSINFINSBURY PARKMOSQUE (U.K.2003)

ofmosques. PleasenotethatbecauseofthegreatimportanceofmosquesfortheIslamicconquestofthe infidelworld,theIslamistshavevowedtoconstructatleastonemosqueinasuburboftheir adoptedcountry(readinfidelland).Islamistsfirmlybelievethatconstructingonemosquein aKafirlandisonevictoryforIslam.It(theconstructionofmosquesininfidelterritories)is thefirststepintheconquest(orthedefeat)oftheKafirlandbyIslam. Inthisepisode,weshallobserveafewuniquefeaturesofIslamicmosquesandlearnafew lessonsastohowtocombatthemushroomingoftheseterrorcenters.

AMOSQUEISAMARKET
Themostimportantaspectofamosqueisthatitisreallyabusinesscenteranexchange (muchlikeaStockExchange)wheretradingisconductedbetweenAllahandthetrue Muslims.ThisconceptofanIslamicmosquemightcomeasshockingnewstomanyinfidels, aswellastonotsogoodMuslims.However,wemustdigestthetruth.Wemustlearnthata mosqueisatradingpitwherecontractsaremadebetweenAllahandthemosquegoersto extirpateunIslamfromtheworld.ManynonMuslimsmakegravemistakeswhenthey equalmosqueswithotherworshippingcenters,suchasHindu,BuddhistorSikhtemples, ChristianChurches,andJewishSynagogues.

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LetusexaminetheopinionsofafewstalwartsofIslamastothestatusofamosqueinIslam. OneofthegreatestIslamicscholarsofalltime,Ghazali(p.2.60)wroteinIhyaUloomalDin thatmosquesaremarketsforthenextworld.GhazaliexhortstheMuslimstokeeptheearly andthelastpartofthedayforthenextworld(i.e.,formosques)andthemiddlepartofthe dayforthisworld(i.e.forthebusinessmarket).

ALLAHGUARANTEESPARADISETOANIMAM

MaliksMuwatta(9.24.95)expoundsthesameconceptofamosque,equatingamosqueto themarketofthenextworld.PleasenotethatMaliksMuwattaistheoldestandthemost authenticShariaLaws.ItsprovisionsarebindingtoallMuslims,especiallyoftheMalikisect. AmosqueissuchanimportantmarketforthenextworldthatGhazali(p.1.149150)further writesthatAllahassuresunconditionalparadiseforhimwhoworksasanImamina mosque.AMuazzin(crierofprayer)willalsoenterIslamicparadiseunconditionallyafter hisserviceoffortyyears.GhazalicontinuessayingthatyourImamistherepresentativeof Allahonyourbehalf.AnImamstandsbetweenAllahandHisservants;praybehindanImam toenterIslamicParadise.

MOSQUESAREFORMUSLIMSONLY
WeoftenhearfromIslamistapologists(residinginthewesterncountries)thatIslamis peaceful,nondiscriminatory,andaccommodatesallreligion.ThesecunningIslamistsoften attempttoportrayIslamasuniversalbrotherhood,asifnonMuslimsarelikebrothersto theMuslims.Nothingcanbefurtherfromthetruth.IntheQuran,wereadthatmosquesare forMuslimsonly(9:18).NonMuslims,especiallytheidolaters,aresimplyunclean,dross, anddespicable(9:28).Theyhavenoaccessinanymosques(9:17).Allahhatesthe nonMuslimssomuch,thatibnKathir,inconnectionwith9:17,writesthatmosquesare housesofAllah;nonMuslimshavenorighttobethere.Ontheexegesisofverse9:28, ibnKathirsaysthatMuslimsarepure;theidolaters,theJewsandtheChristiansareimpure; theyshouldnotenteramosque.Inverse9:5AllahexhortstheMuslimstokillthe nonMuslimswherevertheyarefound.TherealityisthatifanonMuslimisfoundloitering inamosque,MuslimsareincontractwithAllahtokillhim. 70

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ThereasonwhynonMuslimsarenotkilledwhen theyvisitamosqueissimplybecausevast majorityofMuslimsdonotfollowrealIslam,the IslampreachedandpracticedbyMuhammad. Muhammadsbiographytellsusthathedidnot hesitatetokillMeccanpaganseveninsideKaba, whichtotheQurayshwasaninviolableplace; anyonewhotookshelterinsideKaba,hislife becamesacred,andcouldnotbeextinguished. Withoutcompunction,Muhammadbrokethis ageoldtraditionoftheArabs.Weshouldnow understandwhymosquesinIraq,Pakistan,Sudan, Nigeriaareoftendrenchedinblood.Mindyou,if youareaSunni,youareanunbelievertothe Shiaandsoon.AsIpennedthisepisode,Iread thenewsthatIslamistjihadistshavekilledabout 60MuslimworshippersinamosqueinPakistan.I hadalookatthebloodsoakedfloorofthe mosqueitwasblood,blood,andblood everywhere,thebloodofMuslimskilledby Muslims.Theseworshipperswereattendingthe prayersessionofthesecondmostimportantdayintheIslamiccalendar,EidulAzha.This incidencesimplydemonstratesthecannibalisticnatureofIslamwheninfidelsblooddry up(unavailable),Islamtakesshowerinitsownblood,initsveryownplacethemosques. MuhammadandtheCaliphsdidthis(murderinmosques),andunsurprisingly,Muhammads devotedjihadistsaresimplyrepeatingtheIslamichistory. GhazalialsowritesthatmosquesareAllahshousesintheworld,andHisneighborsare thosepeoplewhofrequentthemosques(Ghazali,p.1.138).

ALLAHDISCRIMINATESAMONGMOSQUES
Notallmosquesarethesame.Allahgradesamosquebasedonitslocation.Hereiswhat Allahsaysaboutthemeritpoints(thesemeritpointsareexchangeableontheresurrection day). 1prayerinMecca=100000prayersinanordinarymosque;1prayerintheMedina mosqueofMuhammad=10000prayers;1prayeratBaitalMuqaddis=1000 prayers(Ghazali,p.1.192) Prayinanordinarymosques=25timesprayerinhouse;Jamemosque=500,Al aqsa=50000,Medina=50000,Mecca=100000times(Mishkat,2.98)

OneprayerinMuhammad'smosque(inMedina)isbetterthan1000prayersin anyothermosques,excepttheKabamosque(SahihBukhari,2.21.282)
AprayerinthemosqueofMuhammadisthousandtimesbetterthanaprayerinany othermosqueexcepttheMasjidalHaram(Kaba)(MaliksMuwatta,14.4.9)

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MOSQUESARETRADINGCENTERSOFSINSANDPIETY
InIslam,itispermissibletocommitsins(anynumber)solongasthesinner,having committedasin,goestoamosqueandoffersprayers. Ghazaliwritesthatifamangoestothemosqueafterablution,onerewardiswrittenfor eachstephetakes,andAllahforgivesonesin.Allahincreasesthisrewardtotenfoldwhen thesinnerfinishestheprayeratthetimeofsunrise,onerewardiswrittenforhiseveryhair ofhisbodyandtherewardofoneacceptedHajjisgiventohim(Ghazali,p.1.251). SahihBukhari(3.34.330)writesthatonesteptoamosqueonesinisforgiven.

Intheoryatleast,aMuslimisfreetocommitanynumberofsins,andthenturntoAllah byvisitingamosque,barefoot.Ghazaliwritesfurtherthathavingcommittedasin,make ablutionwell,andpraytworakatinamosque.Allahwillforgivethesinscommitted,before enteringthemosque(Ghazali,4.45).


VisitingamosqueandprayingissoimportantthatMaliksMuwatta(9.18.56)contendsthat goingtoamosqueislikejoininginjihadandreturningwithbooty. Theabovehadisexplainswhymosquesarejihad(readIslamistterror)centres,fromwhere allthemodusoperandiofIslamicterrorattacksisplanned. Pleasereadthefollowingsummarisedahadithandyouwillappreciatewhythejihadists emergefrommosquesaskillers,beheaders,rapists,andplunderers. Allahobliteratessinsforperformingathoroughablution,walkingtothemosque, andwaitingforthenextprayer(SahihMuslim,2.0485) HewhoofferstheMorningPrayerinamosqueisundertheprotectionof Allah(SahihMuslim,4.1381) Angelsinvokeblessingsaslongasyouareinsidea mosque(SahihMuslim,4.1396,1397,1399) Attendmosqueearlyduringjuma,andyouwillsitdownclosertoAllahduring resurrection(SunaanibnMajah,2.1094) Walktothemosque,andgetrewardforeachstep(SunaanNasai,1.708,709) Whenyougotoamosquetoofferprayers,angelsblessyou(SunaanNasai,1.736) Muhammadsaid,Hewhokeepssittinginamosquewillmeet God.(Ghazali,p.4.321) AregularmosquegoerisatrueMuslim(9:18)(SunaanTirmidhi,236)

ALLAHRECORDSMOSQUEATTENDANCE
Allahmaintainsamosquelikeaprofessionalestatemanager.Hekeepsameticulousrecord ofattendanceofeachMuslim.AllahismoreseriousabouttheattendanceonFriday congregation(jumaprayer). 72

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HereareafewahadithonhowAllahrecordstheattendancesofHismosquegoers. EveryFridaytheangelsstandatthegatesofmosquesandtakeattendancesin chronologicalorder(SahihBukhari,4.54.433) EveryFridaydevilsgotothemarketswiththeirflagstopreventthepeoplefrom Fridayprayers;theangelssitatthedoorofmosquesearlyinthemorningand recordtheattendancetimeofeachpersonuntiltheImamcomesoutfromthe mosque...(SunaanAbuDawud,3.1046) Lastly,AllahimposesseverepenaltytothoseMuslimswhodaretobeabsentfromthe nearestmosque.InSunaanibnMajah(1.791,795),wereadthatifMuslimsdonotprayat mosquesthenburntheirhouses. Hereareafewmoreahadithinconnectionwithmosques, whichthereadersmightfindinteresting. TheMuaddhinswillhavethelongest necks(Mishkat,2.47) IfyouwanttovisitAllahinyourmosquethen wearwhitedress(SunaanTirmidhi,1162) Begginginamosqueis allowed(SunaanAbuDawud,2.9.1666) Competitiontobuildmosquesisthesignoflast hour(SunaanNasai,1.692)

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anyvisitorstoIslamicParadisesareoftentakenabackwhentheyobservethe horrifyinghygienicconditioninthesecountries,eitherinpublicplaces,orinthe privacyofitsIslamiccitizens.Forexample,inIslamiccountriessuchasPakistan, Bangladesh,Sudan,Nigeria,Mauritaniaandsoon,peopleoftenspitanywhere theylike;urinateanddefecateinpublicplaces,wheneveropportunitypermits, oblivioustothefactthathumansalivaandexcrementare potentialcarriersofdeadlygermsandviruses.Inmany IslamicParadises,publicplaces,suchasparks,recreation centres,sportsfacilitiesetc.,areoftenlitteredwith obnoxiousobjectsincludinghumanfaeces.Theopen sewersonbothsidesoftheroad,therawsewageinfested railwaytracks,thedirt,andlitterinuncultivatedor unoccupiedspacesoftenproducerevulsiontoanyvisitors whodaretoexperiencesuchhorribleunhygienic conditionsinmanyIslamicParadises. HasIslamanythingtodowithsuchaterriblehealthhazard?Oristhisduetopoverty? LetusexaminethesourcesofIslamtogaugethetruth.Thereaderswillnotethatmany unhygienicpracticesfollowedinsuchIslamicParadises(DaralIslam)emanatedirectly fromthepracticesofMuhammadasdescribedina numberofahadith(Muhammadsactorsunna).These ahadithtellusthatMuhammadandhiscompanions, includinghiswives,livedinterribleunhygienicconditions. Theyhadverylittleregardforahealthy,cleanand diseasefreeenvironment.Theywereinuredtothedirty, unclean,andoftenunhealthypracticesofthedesert Bedouins. Herearethreeahadithtolearnaboutthepathetic personalhygieneofMuhammadandhisfollowers: Somejihadistslicefellfromtheirheadsontheir faces(SahihBukhari,5.59.503) SahihBukhari,Volume5,Book59,Number503 NarratedKabbinUjra: TheProphetcametomeatthetimeofAl HudaibiyaPledgewhilelicewerefallingonmyface.Hesaid,"Aretheliceof yourheadtroublingyou?"Isaid,"Yes."Hesaid,"Shaveyourheadandfast forthreedays,orfeedsixpoorpersons,orslaughterasheepassacrifice." (Thesubnarrator,Aiyubsaid,"Idonotknowwithwhichofthesethree optionshestarted.")

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MuhammadvisitedUmmHaramandshelookedforliceonhishead(SahihBukhari, 9.87.130) SahihBukhari,Volume9,Book87,Number130: NarratedAnasbinMalik: Allah'sApostleusedtovisitUmHarambintMilhanshewasthewifeof 'UbadabinAsSamit.OnedaytheProphetvisitedherandsheprovidedhim withfoodandstartedlookingforliceinhishead.ThenAllah'sApostleslept andafterwardswokeupsmiling.UmHaramasked,"Whatmakesyousmile, OAllah'sApostle?"Hesaid,"Someofmyfollowerswerepresentedbeforeme inmydreamasfightersinAllah'sCause,sailinginthemiddleoftheseaslike kingsonthethronesorlikekingssittingontheirthrones."(Thenarrator Ishaqisnotsureastowhichexpressionwascorrect).UmHaramadded,'I said,"OAllah'sApostle!InvokeAllah,tomakemeoneofthem;"SoAllah's ApostleinvokedAllahforherandthenlaidhisheaddown(andslept).Then hewokeupsmiling(again).(UmHaramadded):Isaid,"Whatmakesyou smile,OAllah'sApostle?"Hesaid,"Somepeopleofmyfollowerswere presentedbeforeme(inadream)asfightersinAllah'sCause."Hesaidthe sameashehadsaidbefore.Isaid,"OAllah'sApostle!InvokeAllahtomake mefromthem."Hesaid,"Youareamongthefirstones."ThenUmHaram sailedovertheseaduringtheCaliphateofMuawiyabinAbuSufyan,andshe felldownfromherridinganimalaftercomingashore,anddied.

BACKALLEYINCAIRO ADOGEATINGCARION OFANOTHER DOG

Muhammad'scompanionsweremanuallabourers;theyhadstinkybody odour...(SahihBukhari3.34.285) SahihBukhari,Volume3,Book34,Number285: NarratedAisha: ThecompanionsofAllah'sApostleusedtopractisemanuallabor,sotheir sweatusedtosmell,andtheywereadvisedtotakeabath. 76

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Nowonderthen,that,today,mostofMuhammadsardentfollowerscarryonwithhis traditionorSunnabecauseitiscompulsoryforeveryMuslimtoemulateMuhammadinall aspects,includinghispersonalhygienehabits(seeverses3:31,3:132,4:13,33:21,33:36, and68:4).

MUHAMMADSOBSESSIONWITHSALIVA,DIRT,ANDPOLLUTEDWATER
ToprovehisdivinityandsupernaturalpowerMuhammadoftenresortedtohorrid practices.Suchpracticesinvolvedaskingpeopletousethewaterhehadpollutedthrough ablution,bath,ormouthwash,orevenbyspittingonit. SahihBukhari(1.4.187)satesthatpeopleusedtocollecttheleftoverwaterafter Muhammadsablution.Heaskedpeopletodrinkthewaterfromthetumbleronwhichhe hadwashedhishands,andthrewamouthfulofwaterinit.

SOUTHSUDANPEOPLEDRINK,WASHCLOTHES,CLEANTHEIR FISHALLINONESPOT

Toprovehisdivineauthority,Muhammadevenletasickboydrinktheleftoverwaterafter hehadperformedablution(SahihBukhari,1.4.189).Anotherboydranktheleftover water/milkthatMuhammadhaddrunk(SahihBukhari,3.40.541,554). OnegrotesqueunhygienicpracticeofMuhammadwastheuseofhissalivatoinfluence illiterate,uninformedbelieverstohisclaimofpossessionofsupernaturalpower.Inearlier episodeswealreadywitnessedmanyexamplesofthisextremelyunhygienicpractice.Here areafewmoresamplesofMuhammadsfixationwithhisspittle. Muhammadusedhissalivatosoftenadate,andthengaveittoaninfantto suck(SahihBukhari,25.5340,5341,5345) WhenAnasssonwasbornMuhammadfedhimwithdatesmixedwithhis (Muhammads)salivaandgavehimthenameAbdullah(SahihBukhari,31.6013) Muhammadssalivaisgoodforchildren.Heusedtospitintothemouthofsuckling children,andhissalivawouldsatisfythemuntilnightfall(AshShifa,p.184) IfababysuckedMuhammadstongue,thebabybecamequiet(AshShifa,p.184) 77

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HegavealHasanandalHusaynhistonguetosuck.Theyhadbeenweepingfrom thirstanduponsuckingMuhammadstonguetheybecamequiet(AshShifa,p.184)

ARIVERINLAHORE,PAKISTAN

PeoplerubbedMuhammadsspittleontheirfaces(AshShifa,p.237) Muhammadrecommendedthatyoucanspitonyourclothandthenfolditandrub it(SahihMuslim,4.1121) Spitthreetimestotheleftwhensomeonequestionswhocreated Allah(ibnIshaq,p.270)

INCREDIBLEISLAMICHYGIENE
NotonlythatMuhammadhadpoorpersonalhygienehabits,healso recommendedmanyofhisfollowerstoresorttoextremelydirty, unhealthy,andrepulsiveacts. Afastingpersonoftendevelopsterriblestenchinhismouth.InIslam, itisconsideredquiteahealthyhabittopossesssuchabadbreath whenaMuslimisfasting.AhadisisSahihBukhari(7.72.811)states thatthesmellofthemouthofafastingpersonisbettertoAllahthan thesmellofmusk.ThismeansthataMuslimisnotobligedtoresortto goodoralhygieneduringthemonthofRamadan.Thisalsomeansthat 78

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AnotherincrediblehadisinSunaanAbuDawud(1.0067)statesthatwaterpollutedbydead dogs,menstruatingclothesandexcrementofpeopleissuitableforuseforanything. Itisworthwhiletoreadthefullhadis:


SUNAANABUDAWUD,BOOK1,NUMBER0067:

NarratedAbuSa'idalKhudri: IheardthatthepeopleaskedtheProphetofAllah(peace_be_upon_him): WaterisbroughtforyoufromthewellofBuda'ah.Itisawellinwhichdead dogs,menstrualclothesandexcrementofpeoplearethrown.TheMessenger ofAllah(peace_be_upon_him)replied:Verilywaterispureandisnotdefiled byanything. AnotherhadisinSahihBukhari(1.5.260)saysthataftersexualintercourse,cleantheprivate partswithhand;rubthehandinwall,andthenwashthehand. Letusreadthishadisinfull. SahihBukhari,Volume1,Book5,Number260: NarratedMaimuna: TheProphettookthebathofJanaba.(sexualrelationorwetdream).Hefirst cleanedhisprivatepartswithhishand,andthenrubbedit(thathand)onthe wall(earth)andwashedit.Thenheperformedablutionlikethatforthe prayer,andafterthebathhewashedhisfeet. HereareafewmoreahadithontheIslamichygiene: IfyoucoveryourfeetwithdustforAllah'scause,thenAllahwillsavethemfromhell fire...(SahihBukhari,2.13.30) Ifyouhaveabaddreamthenspitonyourleftandseekrefugefrom Allah(SahihBukhari,9.87.133) Shareatoothpickbetweentwopersons(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0050) Ifyoutouchacarcass,noneedtowashyourhands(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0186) Youcanusepollutedwaterforablution...(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0066)

MUHAMMADSSWEATWASPERFUME
AshShifa(p.35)statesthatwomencollectedMuhammadssweat,becausehissweatsmelled perfume.AshaShifacontinues: ThemessengerofAllahsleptonaruginthehouseofAnasandperspired. Anassmotherbroughtalongneckedbottleinwhichtoputhissweat.The MessengerofAllahaskedheraboutthisshesaid,Weputitinourperfume anditisthemostfragrantofscents.

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nestrikingfeatureoftheQur'anis Muhammad'sobsessionwiththeDayof Judgement.ReferringtheDayofJudgement,in manySuras,Allahcastsextremefearinthe mindsoftheunbelievers.IntheseSurasofthe Quran,Allahmentionsthisdayeitherdirectlyor indirectly.Besides,thereareanumberofSuras,which dealexclusivelyontheeventsoftheIslamic ResurrectionDay.AfewofsuchSurasare:The TerribleCalamity(Sura101),TheResurrection(Sura 75),ThatWhichisComing(Sura56),The OverwhelmingCalamity(Sura88),TheInevitable (Sura69),TheCleavingAsunder(Sura82),The Rending(Sura84),TheShaking(Sura99),andThe DayofCongregation(Sura62).Needlesstosay,itis compulsoryforMuslimstobelieveinthisday.Inverse13:5Allahsaysthatthosewhoreject theconceptofresurrectionwillhavechainsaroundtheirnecks;theyaretherightfulowners offire.IbnKathirinterpretsthisversebysayingthattheunbelieverswillbedraggedinto hellfirebychains,andtheywillremaininhellforever. Onthisday,Allahpromisesexcruciatingpunishmenttotheunbelievers,andexquisite rewardstothebelievers.ThissubjectofIslamicParadiseandIslamicHellissoelaborate thatatomecouldbewrittenjustonthistopic.ThesameistruefortheIslamicResurrection Day. Inthisshortepisode,wewillhavejustaglimpseofthemostunusualfeaturesofthisday.

ANISLAMICDAYOFBLACKANDWHITE
Allahpromisesinverse3:185thatlifeinthisworldisanillusion,thateverypersonshalldie, andeverypersonwillreceivehisjudgementontheresurrectionday.Inverse5:26,Allah vouchesthatallthatisonearthwillperish.Allahsaysinverse10:26thatHewillrewardthe doersofgoodwithparadiseandmuchmore;theirfaceswillberadiantstained.Theywill neverbehumiliated.IbnKathirsinterpretationofthisversesaysthattherewillbeno blacknessordarknessontheirfaces.Incontrast,thefacesofthenonbelieverswillbe stainedwithdust,blackness,anddarkness.OntheResurrectionDayAllahwillremoveHis veilandshowHisfacetothedwellersofparadise.Hewillmakethebelieversfaceswhite.In verse76:11AllahrepeatsHispromisethatHewillshedalightofbeautyandjoyoverthe believers. ItisclearfromtheexegesisoftheaboveversesthatAllahlikeswhitepeople,anddistastes theblackpeople,somuchso,thatevenwhenaBlackMuslimisentitledtoenterIslamic ParadisehewillnotenterituntilAllahhasturnedhimintoawhiteskinnedperson.Verse

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20:102saysthatonthedaythetrumpetissounded(resurrectionday),thesinnerswillbe gatheredtogetherwithblueeyesandblackfaces.AhadisinMishkat(1.168)saysthatonthe judgmentdayMuslimswillhavewhitefaces,whitearms,andwhitelegs. AllahspreferenceforlightskinnedpeopleandHisdisdainfordarkskinnedpeopleare repeatedinverse7:46.IbnAbbaswritesthatthisversetellsthejoyofthebelieverswhen theyknowthosewhoenterhellbytheirdarkenedfacesandblueeyes,andthosewhoenter Paradisebytheirlightenedfaces:atoncehandsomeandradiant. IbnKathir,inconnectionwithverse16:121,writesthatontheresurrectionday,Abraham willrequestMuhammadtocommencejudgement.Childrenshairwillturngray,meaning thatAllahwillturnboysintooldmen(73:17).Allahsaysinverse86:89thatHewillbring backlifeforMuhammadtocommencejudgement.AccordingtoibnKathir,onthe resurrectionday,abannerwillberaisedforeverydeceitfulpersonfromhisanus;thesizeof thisbannerwilldependonthesizeoftheperpetratorscalumny.Thus,Muhammadwill havenotroublesiftingthebelieversfromthenonbelievers.AllMuslimswillbeof whitecomplexionandallinfidelswillbeofblackcomplexion,withabanneronhis/her

MUHAMMAD'SDISLIKEFORTHEBLACKPEOPLEISREFLECTED INTHEWAYARABMUSLIMSRELATEDTOTHEMTHROUGHOUT THECENTURIES.(PICTUREDARABSLAVETRADERSANDTHEIR MERCHANDISELATE19THCENTURYENGRAVING)

anus. Inverse18:29AllahsaysthatHedoesnotcarewhetherpeoplebelieveordisbelieve(in Islam).Thedisbelievers(nonMuslims)andthewrongdoerswillbesurroundedbythetent offire;theywillbegivenwater(acid)likemoltenbrasstoshowerandtoscaldtheirfaces. IbnKathirsaysthatthisversemeansthewrongarethosewhodisbelieveinAllah, MuhammadandtheQuran. Thentheywillfeelthirsty,sotheywillaskfordrink,andthey willbegrantedwaterlikeAlMuhl,thatis,whathasbeenheatedtotheultimate temperature.Whenitisbroughtneartheirmouths,thefleshoftheirfacesfromwhichthe skinhasbeentornoffwillbebaked.ThewaterofHellisblack,andititselfisblack,andits peopleareblack.

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Allahsloveforthewhiteskinnedpeoplecontinuesunabated.Inverse3:107Allah emphaticallypronouncesthatwhitefacesonthejudgmentdaywillreceiveHismercy. Jalalynexplainsthisverse,writingthat,onthejudgementdayMuslimsfaceswillbewhite. Thus,theQuranconfirmsthattheinmatesofIslamichellareblacks;whereas,theresidents ofIslamicparadisearewhites. WemightwonderwhyAllahissucharacistwhitesupremacist,evenontheIslamic resurrectionday.Theanswerisquitesimple:Muhammadwasawhitemanahadisin SunaanAbuDawudconfirmsthis.Letusreadthishadis: Muhammadwaswhite(SunaanAbuDawud,1.486)

ISLAMICCONTEMPTTOWARDSBLACKPEOPLEIS STILLCLEARLY VISIBLETODAY(PICTUREDDINKASLAVESRESTINGAND THEIRARABMASTERSSUDAN2000)

SunaanAbuDawud,volume1,number486: Anasb.Malikreported:Amanenteredthemosqueoncamelandmadeit kneeldown,andthentiedhislegwithrope.Hethenasked:Whoamongyou isMuhammad?TheApostleofAllah(maypeacebeuponhim)wassitting leaninguponsomethingamongthem.Wesaidtohim.Thiswhite(man)who isleaning.Themansaid:OsonofAbdalMuttalib.TheProphet(maypeace beuponhim)said:Ialreadyrespondedtoyou.Theman(again)said:O Muhammad,Iamaskingyou.Thenarratorthennarratedtherestofthe tradition. TherearenumberofsimilarahadithinSunaanibnMajah. TwointerestingfeaturesoftheresurrectiondaywillbethatAllahwillresurrectthebirds andanimals(theQuran6:38,readepisode3,IslamicAnimalsandInsectsVoodoo).Hewill alsoresurrectthestonesandiron(17:50).IbnKathirsaysthatstonesandironaremore difficulttoresurrectthanhumanbones;butAllahcaneasilydosuchresurrection.Knowing Allahsobsessionwithwhitecolour,itiscertainthattheresurrectedanimalsofparadise willbewhite,andtheanimalsdestinedforhellwillbeblack. 83

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ANUDISTSDAY,ANISLAMICNUDISTSCOLONY
Nudityisagreatcrime/sininIslam.AMuslimorMuslimahmustnotbenakedatanytime. Infact,aTirmidhihadis(929)saysthatexceptwhenrelievingorhavingsexwithyour wives,angelssurroundyou;sodonotbenakedatanytime(formoreonthisreadchapter3, IslamicAngelsandJinnsVoodoo). ForIslamicwomen,itisextremelygrievoustoshow evenherfaceorskintotheoutsideworld.AMuslimah mustcoverherIslamicbodyfromheadtotoewitha blackcassock.InIslamicParadises,itisaserious offenceforawomantoventureoutwithoutsucha cover.IntheseIslamiccountries,menandwomen mightbelashedorincarceratedforviolatingtheDivine Islamicdresscodes. Nevertheless,Allahpracticesdoublestandard.Amidst thefreeflowofwineandsexinIslamicParadise,Allah willadmittheresidentsofparadisefullynaked. SahihBukhari(8.76.531,532)writesthatyouwill
ANNOUNCINGTHERESURRECTION

meetAllahbarefooted, naked,walkingonfeetand uncircumcised.ThismeanswhenAllahcommences judgement,everyonemenandwomen,willstandbefore Allahfullynaked.ForthecircumcisedMuslimmales,Allahwill rejointheirforeskinonthetipsoftheirpenises.Sincemany Islamicwomenundergocliterodectomy,itisobviousthat Allahwilltransplantclitorisesand/orlabiatoallthewomen whohavelostthemduetoIslamicFGM(FemaleGenital Mutilation). ThenAllahwillcommandthemtobedressed.Thefirstperson tobedressedwillbeAbraham(SahihBukhari,8.76.533).Itis 84
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notclearwhyAllahhastomaketheconcourseofHiscourtofjusticetobeanudistcolony, howeverbriefthatmightbe,andthencommandthesenudiststoclothefully. AninterestingfeatureoftheIslamicResurrectionDayisthattheMuslims,perhapsnaked, willenterthegardenofenjoyment(sexualorgy)ridingahandsomebeast.Inverse19:85we readthatAllahwillgatherasadelegatethosewhofearedHim.AccordingtoibnKathir,this meansthegooddeedswilltaketheappearanceofacreaturewiththemosthandsomeform andwearingthenicestfragrance;itwillthenmeetitsMuslimdoerandthenhewillmount thiscreaturetometAllah. Inverses36:5558Allahprovidesquiteagooddescriptionofsexualorgyinthegarden. Allahwrites:Forthebelieverstherewillbeagardenof joy,coolshadesofwood,recliningonthrones,allfruits areforenjoyment,peacefromAllah.IbnKathirsays thronesmeanbedsbeneathcanopies.Accordingto Jalalyn,joyfulthingsmeandelightinginpleasuressuchas defloweringvirginsnotbusywithanythingwearisome, asthereisnotoilinParadise.Interpretingverses 56:2737,ibnKathirwritesthatthemanwillbeableto havesexualintercoursewithahundredvirginsinone day. Insum,thismeanstheonlyobsessionsoftheinmates (Muslims)ofIslamicgardenwillbesex,sex,andsex uninterruptibleIslamiccopulation. Themostintriguingpartisthatafterthejudgementhasbeenannounced,theresidentsof IslamicParadisehavebeensortedout;AllahwillmaketheresidentsofParadisenaked,this timepermanently.Thismightsoundabsurd.Buthangon;ibnSad(p.1.17),quotesahadis (withalongchainofnarrators)whichsaysthatthepeopleofparadisewillenteritwithout clothes,beardless,havingcurlyhairandbeingsevencubitstall. ThismeansIslamicParadisewillbefilledwithnudists,Muhammadincluded.ATirmidhi (1467)hadissaysthatwheninparadiselookforMuhammadfirstatthepath,thenatthe scale,thenatthereservoir;hewillbeineitheroftheseplaces.Thisconfirmsthat Muhammadwillbeamongthenudists. OncetheseIslamicnudistsareinIslamicparadise,Allahwillservethemwiththeirfirstfood, thecaudate(tail)lobeoffishliver(SahihBukhari,6.60.7).

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sawAmrbin'AmirbinLuhaiAlKhuzaidragginghisintestinesinthe(Hell)Fire,for,he (Amr)wasthefirstmanwhostartedthecustomofreleasinganimalsforthesakeoffalse gods(ibid,56.723). TofrightenthenonMuslims,MuhammadmentionedthatevenAbuTalibsbrainwouldboil fromthefireofhell(SahihBukhari,8.76.569).AbuTalibwasMuhammadsunclewhohad supportedandnurturedMuhammaduntilMuhammadbecameanadult.WhyshouldAllah inflictsuchadevastatingpunishmenttoAbuTalib?ItwasbecausewhenAbuTalibwasin hisdeathbedMuhammadaskedhimtoconverttoIslam,butAbuTalibpolitelydeclined sayinghewouldnotabandonhisancestralreligionandcustom. ThereisnowaynonMuslimswillbeabletohidetheirmisdeeds.Allahwillevengivetongue totheearthtospeaktoHimaboutthecalumniesoftheinfidel.Inverse99:45Allahsays thatthedayitself(i.e.,theearth)willexplainwhattoexpect.IbnKathirwritesthattheearth willspeakofwhatthepeopledidonitssurface.Itwilltestifyagainsteverymaleandfemale servant,aboutwhattheydiduponitssurface.Itwillsaythathedidsuchandsuchonsuch andsuchday.Hefurtherwritesthattheearthinformsaboutthegoodandtheevildoneon itssurface.

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SahihMuslim(39.6710)tellsusthatontheresurrectiondaytheearthwillturnintoasingle breadandAllahwillturnthesinglebreadlikealoafonajourney;thiswillbeafeastforthe peopleinparadise;Allahsseasoningfortheloafwouldbebalam(oxliver),whichseventy thousandpeoplewouldeat.SahihBukahri(8.76.527)alsomentionsthattheearthwill becomebreadonthedayofresurrection. HereareafewmoreinterestingahadithabouttheIslamicResurrectionDay. OntheresurrectiondayAllahwillresurrectthestoneofKabawitheyestoseeanda tonguetospeak(SunaanTirmidhi,809) Onthedayofresurrectionanobedientslave,an imam,andamuezzinwillbeonthehillockof musk(SunaanTirmidhi,227) Muhammadsaidthatduringtheresurrectionday Allahwouldprovidewingstoagroupofhis followers;theywillflytoparadisewiththehelpof thosewings.Thiswasduetotheirdevotionto Allahwhentheyspenttheirtimein solitude(Ghazali,p.4.294) AllahpromisedJesusthatHewouldgethim marriedontheresurrectiondaywith100Hurs whomAllahhadcreatedwithHisownhands. Jesusmarriage Ceremonywillcontinuefor4000years,onedayofwhich isequaltotheageofthisworld.Thosewhowerereligious andasceticwilljointhismarriageceremony(Ghazali, p.3.157) 86

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slamisincompletewithoutitsendless,incoherent,and superstitiousrituals.TheIslamicritualstartsinthedawn, beforethesunrise,withthecacophonyofprayercall.True Muslimsmustwakeup,doablution,andwalktothe nearestmosquetostartthedaywithprayer.Thedayends withthenightprayer.Thisofferingoffivedailyprayersis theminimumaMuslimmustdotosmellthefragranceof IslamicParadise.ThereissevereIslamicpenaltyformissing aprayer.Itistruethatotherreligionsdohavemanyrituals. ThedifferencebetweenIslamicritualsandotherreligions isthat,whileforotherreligionstheirritualsarevoluntary, inIslam,ritualsareforcedimpositionuponMuslims.For example,ifaChristiandoesnotattendChurchassemblies, hedoesnotundergoanypunitivemeasures.Attending SundayChurchisachoiceaChristianmakes.InIslam,itis compulsoryforaMuslimtoattendamosquetoofferhis oblation.Ifhedoesnot,Sharialawstipulatesdreadful punishment.Asanexample,inahadisinSahihBukhari(1.11.617),Muhammadaskedhis devoutfollowerstoburnthehousesofthoseMuslimswhodonotpresentthemselves fortheIslamicprayers.Besidesthetemporalpunishment,Allahdecreesexcruciating tormentinthenextworldfortheMuslimswhoneglecttheirprayers.Withsuch draconianmeasures,itisnowonderthatwheneverIslaminvadesaninfidelland,the firstactintheprocessofcreepingIslamisationistoconstructmosques.Fear,greed, intimidation,andterrorarethelifeforcesbywhichIslamrulesaMuslimslife. HereareafewIslamicritualsandtheirmodalityofoperation.

PRAYER,RECITATION(QURAN),ANDABLUTION/BATH
InIslam,itiscompulsorytodoablutionbeforeofferingaprayer.SahihMuslim(2.0435) writesthatAllahwillnotacceptanyprayerswithoutablution.TherulesonIslamicablution arequiteelaborate,sometimesqueer,andmindboggling.Adevoteewillwashwithwater his/herhands,face,feet;pourwaterinsidenostrils,thengushitout,gurglewaterandpass wethandsaroundhis/hernecktocompletetheritualofablution.Therearestrictruleson thenumberoftimeseachlimbshouldbewashed,andhowmanytimeswateristobe gurgled.Weshallreview,verybriefly,afewfeaturesofIslamicablution.

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Themostimportantrewardfromablutionisthatitisacleansingprocessnotforthebody itself,for,evenafterablutionplentyofdirtandpollutionmightstayinthebody,butfromall

THERULESONISLAMIV ABLUTIONAREQUITE ELABORATE,SOMETIMESQUEER,ANDMINDBOGGLING

sins.Inreality,aMuslimcancommitanynumberofsins,andjustbyperformingablutionall thesinscommittedpriortoablutionwillbeexpiated.SahihMuslim(2.0476)writesthatif youperformablutionallsinswillcomeoutofyourbodyevenfromyournails.Toenticethe Muslimstothecompletesurrendertothisendlessdailyritual,SahihBukhari(1.4.161) writesthatifaMuslimperformsperfectablutionAllahforgiveshissinscommitted betweentwoprayers.InSahihMuslim(2.0475)wereadthatduringablutionAllahforgives allsins(committedbyeyes)forwashingeyes.Dittoforhands,andotherpartsofthebody.

SINNEDALITTLE?HERE'SYOUR SOLUTIONWUDUMATE!TOENSUREA PERFECTABLUTIONWITHINTWENTY FOURHOURSTOABSOLVETHEMSELVES FROMTHECONTRITION.

TheabovefewsentenceswillexplainwhymanyMuslimstudents/residentsinnonMuslim countriessuchasAustralia,USA,Canadaandsoondemandexclusiveablutionfacilitiesin campusesandinotherpublictoilets.Theywanttodoperfectablutionsothatwhateversins theycommitininfidellands,suchasdoingsexwithboyfriend(infidel),girlfriend(infidel), 90

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visitingbrothels,watchingpornography,drinkingwine,eatingnonhalalfood,joiningdisco dancing,enjoyinginfidelparties.Havingcommittedsuchsins,alltheyneedistoperforma perfectablutionwithintwentyfourhourstoabsolvethemselvesfromthecontrition.Then theycanstartalloveragain. Mindyou,theritualofablutiondoesnotalwaysendwithprayer.InSunaanAbuDawud (1.1.0220)wereadthatonemustperformablutionbetweentwosexualintercourses. HereareafewmorerewardsAllahhasreservedforthoseMuslimswhovaluethe extraordinarypurgatorypowerofIslamicablution. Whenyougurgleduringablution,allsinsgooutofyour mouth(SunaanNasai,1.104) Forperformingperfectablutiontherewillbewhiteblazeonyourforeheadand whiteblazeonyourfeet(SahihMuslim,2.0480,0481) Allahobliteratessinsforperformingathoroughablution,walkingtothemosque, andwaitingforthenextprayer(SahihMuslim,2.0485) Ablutionremovesthesinsoftheface,mouth,andthe nostrils(SahihMuslim,4.1812) Ifyoudoaperfectablution,yourface,hands,andfeetwillbebrighteronthedayof resurrection(SahihMuslim,2.0479,0481)

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Ifyoudonotwashyourfeetduringablution,yourfeetwillburninhell fire(SahihBukhari,1.3.57) Yourfeetwilltastehellfireifyoudonotwashthemduring ablution(SahihMuslim,2.0464) Performablutionaftereatingcheese;otherwisefirewilltouch you(SahihMuslim,3.0687) InIslam,itisnotcompulsorytobatheeveryday.Itisquiteallrightnottobatheforthesix daysofaweek.TheonlyrecommendedbathisthebathingonFridays,toattendthejuma prayer,althoughaperfectablutionmightdo,incasethereisshortageofwater,ordueto inconvenience.Whennowaterisavailabletayammumwilldo.Thisprocedure(tayammum) consistsofrinsingoneselfwithdirtordust.ImamNasai(1.316)writesthataMuslimcan batheindirtanddustsimplybyrollinghisbodyasacamelorabeastdoes. However,Islamicbathing(ghusl)iscompulsoryundercertaincases.Theseare: ConverttoIslam,musttakeabath(SunaanNasai,1.190,191) Buryapolytheist,musttakeabath(SunaanNasai,1.192) Afterdoingsexualintercourse,andifyouejaculate(SahihMuslim,3.0670) ItisimportantforaMuslimtoofferaprayercorrectly.Hereareafewsalientfeaturesof Islamicprayer. Ghazali(p.1.145)writesthatwhenyoustandforprayeryourheadshouldperspire,your limbsshouldtrembleandyourfaceshouldchange.Healsowrites(ibid,p.1.152)thatAllah andHisangelsblessthosewhowearturbanonjumadays.Thisexplainswhymostdiehard

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Islamistswewatchontelevisionswearturbans.AturbanisanArabspride.Soisitwith Islam,sinceIslamisnothingbutArabism.AturbancladIslamististheperfectembodiment ofIslam(Arab);itisthesymbol,aguaranteeofhisperfectobservanceofIslamicprayers. OnemoreinterestingfeatureofIslamicritualistherecitationoftheQur'anbeforeandafter theprayer,oratanyotherconvenienttime,thoughearlymorningisthebesttimetoindulge inthisritual.RecitingtheQur'anbeforeandaftertheprayerearnsspecialbenefitpoints. So,whatisspecialabouttheQur'anrecitation? Theimportantpointisthattoearnthemaximumscore,theQur'anrecitermustweep duringrecitation.Ghazali(p.2.176)writesthatthetruebelieversweepwhentheyrecitethe Quran,andiftheycannotweepthentheymustpretendtodoso(ibid,p.1.213). IfyouarenotcarefulinrecitingtheQur'aninapropermanner,itcanbringyoudisaster. HereiswhatGhazali(p.2.176)writesaboutthedevastatingpoweroftheQur'an: OnceMuhammadrecitedaversefromtheQuranandatoncefelldown senseless.OnceUmarheardamanrecitingaverseonpunishment,He (Umar)immediatelyraisedaloudshriekandfelldownsenseless.Hewas broughttothehousebutsufferedforamonth.AbuDharrlistenedtothe recitationoftheQuranbySalehMari;raisedaloudshriekanddiedonthe spot.ImamShafeioncefellunconsciouswhenhelistenedtotherecitationof theQuranbyaQazi. FartingisproblematicinIslam.Duringprayer,aworshippermustnotfart.SahihBukhari (1.4.137)writesthatAllahwillnotacceptaMuslimsprayerifhe/shepasseswindduring theritual.Theexceptionoccursiftheworshipperfartssilently,orthefartdoesnotsmell.In suchacase,he/shemaycontinuewiththeprayer(ibid,1.4.139). SunaanNasai(1.162)writesthatifyoufartduringaprayeryoumustredoablution. SahihBukhari(9.86.86)saysthatforafarterAllahwillnotaccepthis/herprayeruntil he/sheperformsanotherablution. Islamicprayersdonotendwithfiveritualsaday.Evenwhendoingsexualintercoursea MuslimmustpraysothatSatandoesnotharmthechild(SahihBukhari,8.75.397).Sahih Muslim(3.0597,0598)recommendsthatafterthesexualintercourse,doablutionthengoto sleep.Anotherhadisrecommendsthatafterfinishingthenightprayerdosexwithyourwife; Muhammaddidlikewise(SahihMuslim,4.1612),soitisSunnatocopyMuhammad's actions. 93

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TAKINGCAREOFYOURISLAMICPENIS
Onesalientfeatureofallthehadisbooksistheirobsessionwithpenisandwomens pudenda,especiallywomensperiod.Inthissectionweshallreviewafewoutstanding aspectsofhowaMuslimshouldtakecareofhispenis.YouwilllearnmoreaboutIslamic

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womensaffairsinaseparateepisode. ThefirstandthemostimportantritualvisvisIslamicpenisisthatafteranablutiona Muslimmustsprinklewateronhispenis(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0166,0167).Theprovision ofthisritualisrepeatedinSunaanTirmidhi(136).SunaanTirmidhi(135)evenwritesthat duringhisfirstrevelation,GabrieltaughtMuhammadtheritualofablutionandprayer. WhenMuhammadfinishedablution,GabrielsprinkledwateronMuhammadsprivateparts. SinceMuhammaddidthisjob,itisnowcompulsoryforeveryMuslimonearthtotakecare ofhispenisinthismanner. Thesecondimportantritualisthatifyou(Imean,aMuslim)touchyourpenisyoumustdo anablution(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0181).Butifyouaresexuallyexcitedandyoursemen flowsthenwashyourpenis,noneedtodoablution(SunaanNasai,1.157,1195). SahihMuslim(3.0593)says,forseminaldischargewashyourpenisandperformablution.If youtouchyourpenisduringprayerthenyoudonotneedtoredoablution (SunaanNasai,1.167). Itisquiteperplexing,withsuchridiculousahadith.ButthatisthewayIslamicritualsare. Youmusttakecareofyourpenisaftereachsexualintercourse.Muhammaddidthatinthis manner: 94

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AftersexualintercoursewithAishaandMaimuna,Muhammadwashedhispenisby pouringwaterfromhislefthand,thenheperformedablution(SahihMuslim, 3.0616,0620) Hereisanotherinterestinghadis.Perhaps,thishadisreferstoyourhandsplayingwithyour penisorwithyouranuswhileyouwereasleep. Donottouchutensilswithhandsafterwakingupfromsleepbecauseyoudonot knowwhereyourhandhadbeenduringsleep(SahihMuslim,2.0541,0544)

ISLAMICEATINGANDDRINKING
EatingisachoreinIslam.Islamiceatingisnotassimpleassittingonadiningchairand eatingonatable,thewayyouwanttodo.Firstly,inIslam,eatingonadiningtableis discouraged.Muhammadneverateonadiningtable.DevoutMuslimseatsittingonfloor, andwiththeirhands,makingsuretheplateoffoodisrestingonthefloor.Thatiswhyyou willnoticemostjihadists(includingOsamab.Ladin,AymanalZawahiri)eatingwiththeir comradessquattingonfloor,andliftingtheirfoodfromtheplate.Thesittingpostureisalso important.NexttimeyouwatchanIslamistjihadistseatingritual,observecarefully;you willbeamazedattheIslamicregimentation,evenforsuchasimplefunctionoffillingyour stomach.Islamhasstrictrulesforeverything,evenforeating.ThatiswhytheIslamistssay, Islamisacompletecodeoflife. ThefirstimportantruleofIslamicdiningisthatyoumusteatwithyourownhand,orincase youhavenohand,letsomeonefeedyouwithhis/herhand. Thesecondimportantruleisthatyoumusteatwithyourrighthandorletsomeonefeed youwithhis/herrighthand.Youmustnoteatwithyourlefthand,forSataneatswithleft hand.AhadisinSahihBukhari(7.65.288,290)saysthatyoumusteatwiththerighthand andeatofthedishthatisnearertoyou. Thethirdimportantruleisthat,havingeatenyourfood;youmustlickyourfingers. SahihBukhari(7.65.366)writesthatdonotwipeyourhandaftereatingfooduntilyouhave lickedyourfingerswell.Youmaychoosetolickthefingersbyyourselforletsomeoneelse lickthem.SahihMuslim(23.5037,5038)andSunaanibnMajah(4.3270)repeatsimilar ahadith.

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Thefourthimportantruleisthathavinglickedyourfinger(orhavingsomeonelickedfor you),youmustlickthedish,eitherbyholdingthedishnearyourmouthorbybendingyour mouthtothedish.

MUHAMMADNEVERATEONADININGTABLE.DEVOUTMUSLIMS EATSITTINGONFLOOR,ANDWITHTHEIRHANDS,MAKINGSURE THEPLATEOFFOODISRESTINGONTHEFLOOR

Herearethereasonswhyyoumustlickthefoodbowl. Aftereatinglickthebowl;thebowlwillseekforgivenessfor you(SunaanibnMajah,4.3271) 96

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AhadisinSahihMuslim(23.5029,2030)saysthatwhenyoudrink,youmustdrinkinthree gulps.AMuslimmustnotdrinkfromsilverorgoldvessels.SahihMuslim(24.5126,5128) saysifyoudrinkfromasilverorgoldvesselyoudrinkfireinyourbelly. HereareafewmorerulesonIslamicwaterdrinking: Ifadoglicksavessel,washitseventimes(SunaanNasai,1.64,65,66) Ifacatdrinksfromavessel,thewaterremainsclean(SunaanNasai,1.69,343) Ifadoglicksautensilthrowawaythefoodandwashtheutensilseven times(SunaanNasai,1.338)

ISLAMICSLEEPPOSTURE
Islamhasstrictrulesonhowyousleep.Firstly,youcannotsleeponyourstomach. SunaanTirmidhi(1226)writesthatAllahdoesnotlikeyourlyingonyourstomach.Another hadis(ibid,1228)saysifyoulieonyourstomachAllahwillsendyoutohell.

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AMuslimmustsleeplikeaprophet.Itmeanstoliewithbellyup.Ghazali(p.2.20)writesthat toliewithbellyupistosleepliketheprophets. AnotherritualforIslamicsleepisthatyoumustdoablutionbeforegoingtobed,andlieon yourrightsidethenreciteAllahsnameandglorifyHim.Ifyoudieinthisstatethenyoudie inIslam(SahihMuslim,35.6544,6546,6551). 97

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ThereasonwhyaMuslimmustdoablutionbeforesleepisthis:whenyousleep,thering muscleofyouranusisloosened,soyoumustperformablutionbeforesleeping (SunaanTirmidhi,122).

MUSLIMVANITY?NOWAY!BUT...EVERYBODYWANTS TOLOOKYOUNGANDSEXY.

HereareafewmoreIslamicritualstoamusethereaders: Rightshoefirstwhenputtingon,leftshoefirstwhenputting off...(SahihBukhari,7.72.747) Donotdyeyourbeardwithblackcolor.Blackdyeisthesignoftheinmatesofhell.If youdyeyourbeardblack,youwillnotgetthefragranceofparadise.Dyethebeard yelloworredanddonotpluckwhitebeards.(Ghazali,p.1.132) Sittingonbuttock,evenwhenithurtsthefeet,isSunnah(SahihMuslim,1.1093) Theangelsaccompanythefuneralonfoot;sodonotfollowafuneralridinga beast(SunaanAbuDawud,2.20.3171) 98

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Whenenteringamarketrecitesahada(SunaanibnMajah,3.2235) Putthepenbehindyourear,itisthebestwayofrecallingthingsfrom memory(SunaanTirmidhi,1211,1212) Ifyourwife/husbanddoesnotwakeupfortheMorningPrayer,throwwateron his/herface.(Ghazali,p.1.261) Ifanyoneseeksparadise,heshouldnotsleepatnight;hewhofearsAllahtakesrest atdawn(Ghazali,p.4.353)

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verytimeaMuslimstandsforprayerhemustrecite NaujuBillahMinhasShaytanarRajim,whichmeans, IseekrefugefromSatan,thedevil.Thislitanyis compulsoryinalmostallIslamicactsandrituals.In manycases,thesefewwordsaccompanythewords, `BismiAllaharRahmanarRahim`whichmeans,Ibeginin thenameofAllah,themostcompassionate,themost merciful.Muslimsnevercontemplatewhytheymust mentionthenameofSatanwhenevertheyrecitethename ofAllah.WhymusttheyseekrefugefromSatanwhenever theyseekAllahsbounty?Thisnonstoprepetitionof SatansassociationwithAllahreallymeansthatAllah,after all,isnotagoodprotectorofHisardentdevotees.Themost importantmessageintheQuranisthatAllahisinchargeof Muslims,andSatanisinchargeofnonMuslims.SinceAllah hasdeclaredapermanentwaronSatan,itlogicallyitfollows,thattheIslamicworldisat permanentwarwiththeunIslamicworld,theworldofSatan.Therecannotbeany negotiationwiththenonMuslims,sinceitmeansnegotiatingwiththeSatan,whichAllah hasforbidden.InthisepisodeweshallexploreafewfascinatingfeaturesofIslamicSatan. Thiswillhelpustounderstandwhythejihadist/Islamistkillersdowhattheydo.They simplyfollowAllahsdictum(9:5):`fightSatan(thatisthenonMuslims)anywhereyoufind him.

ISLAMICSATANISILLUSIVE:ITHASSEVERAL IDENTITIES
InIslam,Satanisamysterious,contradictory,convoluted entity.MostofusarefamiliarwiththeBiblicalstoryof AdamandAllahsinstructiontoalltheangelstoprostrate beforethenewlycreatedAdam.Weknowtheresult:all theangels,exceptSatan,obeyedAllahscommandments. TheQur'analsonarratesthisscenario,exceptthatthe Qur'anprovidesthereasonwhySatandidwhathedid. AccordingtotheQur'an,Satanwasactuallyajinn,who usedtokeepcompanywiththeangels.Satanwasproudof hisjinnbackground,andsohedeclinedtobowdownto lowlyAdam. ThiswouldhavebeenquitecognisanthadAllahbeen consistentwiththeidentityofSatan.LetusseehowAllah misleadsusvisvisHisIslamicSatan. Verse18:50oftheQur'anmentionsAllahscommandtotheangelstoprostratebefore Adam.InthisversewelearnthatIslamicSatansnameisIblis.Toclarify,ibnKathirwrites

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thatbeforeIblisundertookthepathofsin,Ibliswaswiththeangelsandwascalled`Azazil.' Hewasamongtheresidentsoftheearthandwasoneofthemostactiveworshippersand knowledgeablepersonsamongtheangels. IbnKathirconfusesus.WelearnfromtheQur'anthat Satan(inthiscase,Iblis)livedinIslamicParadise,andthat AzazilistheIslamicangelofdeath.IbnKathirprobably understoodcorrectlyAllahsintelligence,soheclarifies furtherbysayingthatwhenAllahcommandedtheangels toprostratebeforeAdam,Ibliswasincludedinthis command.AlthoughIbliswasnotanangel,hewastrying andpretendingtoimitatetheangels'behaviourand deeds,andthiswaswhyhewasalsoincludedinthe commandtotheangelstoprostratebeforeAdam. Inverse18:50AllahinstructstheMuslimsnottofollow theprogenyofSatan.ThismeansSatan(Iblis)hasmany children.Toconfirmthis,Ghazali(p.3.43)writesthat Allahproclaimedthatforeachchildborntoahuman beingachildisalsobornforthedevil. AshShifa(p.343)writesthatIblisisthefatherofjinns;he wastheleaderofangels. Howisthispossiblethefatherofthejinnsbecomingthe leaderoftheangels? Inverse81:25AllahsaysthatMuhammad'swordsarenotthe wordsofanevilspirit.JalaynsaysthisevilspiritmeansSatan. ThisimpliesthatSatanisaspirit.Toconfuseusfurther ibnAbbaswritesthatthenameofSatanisalMarmi.

THEREAREMANYISLAMICSATANS:EVERYONEHAS ONESATAN
WealreadynotedthatSatanhasmanychildren.TheQur'an furtherconfirmsthisinverse26:210.InthisverseAllahsays thattheQuranisnotfromSatans.Pleasenotethatpreviously, inverse81:25AllahclaimedthattheQur'anisnotthewordsof anevilspirit. Allahsaysinverse19:83thatHehasunleashedmanydevilsto stirup(confuse)thedisbelievers Inaninterestinghadis,SahihMuslim(39.6759)tellsusthat everypersonhasadevilattachedwithhim.EvenAisha, Muhammadsmostfavouritechildwife,hadadevilattached withher.But,MuhammadclaimedthatAllahhadcontainedthedevil(Satan)thedevil attachedwithhim(Muhammad).

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AshShifa(p.296)writesthateveryonehasajinnandanangelashiscompanions.To confirmthis,AshShifaquotesthefollowinghadis: AbdullahibnMasudsaidthattheMessengerofAllahsaid,Everyoneofyou isgivenacompanionfromthejinnandacompanionfromtheangels.They asked,Youaswell,MessengerofAllah?hesaid,Measwell,butAllahhas helpedmeagainsthimandhehasgivenup.

SATANBEFRIENDSTHEWEALTHYPEOPLE
IslamicSatanisafriendofthewealthy,influentialpeople.Inverse4:38oftheQur'anwe readthatthosewhospendlavishlytoshowoff,buthavenofaithinAllah,takesSatanas theirfriend. Further,Allahsaysinverse17:64thatSatan'spromisesarenothingbutdeceit.Allah allowedSatantobefoolmankindthroughhisvoiceintheformofmusic,songs,and idletalks.AllahalsopermittedSatantotempttheweakbelieverstoearnwealthandmoney throughillicitmeans.ManyIslamistscholarssaythatthisversebansmusicandsongfor Muslims,asMusicandsongsaretheforteofSatan. IbnKathirexplainsthisverseinthismanner: AllahcausedShaytantotakeashareofwealthandchildrenbymakingthem Magians,JewsandChristians,andmakingthemfollowanyreligionother thanIslam,andbymakingthemgiveapartoftheirwealthtotheShaytan. InSunanAbuDawud(2.14.2550)wereadthatthebellisamusicalinstrumentofSatan. SinceChristiansusebellsintheirchurches,thismeanstheChristiansarethefollowersof Satansmusic.Bytheway,theChristianworldismuchwealthierthantheIslamicworld. ThisalsoprovesthattheSatanhelpstherich.

SATANSUPPLIESWINEINISLAMICPARADISE
Allahsaysinverse5:90thatintoxicants(wineandspirits), stones(i.e.,stone/idolworshipping),andgamblingare Satan'shandiwork. Inverse47:15and83:25AllahpromisesMuslimsthatthey willbeingardenswithriversofincorruptiblewater,rivers ofmilk,riversofwine,riversofhoney;whereas nonMuslimswilldwellinfire,theywilldrinkboilingwater whichwillteartheirintestines. ThismeansAllahwillappointSatantosupplywinetothe MuslimsresidinginIslamicParadise.WhileSatantakescare ofwinefortheMuslims,AllahwillpunishthenonMuslims.

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NONMUSLIMSAREFRIENDSOFSATAN
WealreadysawSatanhelpsthewealthypeople,thenonMuslims.Thismeansthereareonly twoworldstheworldofAllahortheworldofIslam,andtheworldofSatanortheworldof nonMuslims. ThisisexactlywhatAllahsaysinverse4:76.BelieversfightforAllah,unbelieversfightfor evil,sofightagainstthefriendsofSatan.Thisverseliterallydividestheworldintotwo campstheworldofIslamandtheworldofSatanorKufr;i.e.,DaralIslamandDaralHarb orSatan. Inverse6:121AllahclarifiesfurtherthatMuhammadreceivesAllahsrevelations;Satans friendsreceiveSatansrevelations.LetusreadibnKathirexplanationofthisverse: Therearetwotypesofrevelation,onefromAllahandonefromthedevil. Allah'srevelationcametoMuhammad,whiletheSatansrevelationcomesto hisfriends. Inverse6:125AllahsaysHegivesauthoritytowhomHewills.Jalalynsexplanationofthis verseisthatAllahgivesauthoritytoSatanoverthosewhodonotbelieve.ThismeansAllah hasacompactwithSatantohandovernonMuslimstohim(Satan).

SATANISMOREPOWERFULTHANALLAH
Thismightsoundridiculous.ButifweweretotrustAllahswords,thisispreciselywhat Allahsays. Inverse16:98AllahsaysthatwhilerecitingtheQuranseekprotectionfromSatan. IbnKathirexplainsthisverseinthismanner: ThereasonforseekingrefugewithAllahbeforereadingisthatthereader shouldnotgetconfusedormixedup,andthattheShaytanwouldnotconfuse himorstophimfromthinkingaboutandponderingoverthemeaningof whathereads.Hencethemajorityofscholarssaidthatrefugeshouldbe soughtwithAllahbeforestartingtoread. Inverse16:99AllahsaysthatSatanhasnopoweroverthebelievers,whereasinverse 16:100AllahmaintainsthatSatanhaspoweroverthosewhoarehis(Satans)friends. Funny,butitappearsthatallPowerfulAllahispowerlesstostopSatanfromrecruitinghis followers.SoSatanconductsSatanicJihad,andAllahconductsIslamicJihad. SincenonMuslims(thefollowersofSatan)areinmajorityandmorepowerful,itmeans Satan(orSatanicJihad)isindeedmorepowerfulthanAllah(orIslamicJihad). Allahrevealedverse3:155inconnectionwiththeMuslimsdefeatinthebattleofUhudin thehandsofthefollowersofSatan.AllahcandidlyadmitsthatSatancausedthedefeatofthe Muslimsinthisbattle.Therefore,attimes,SatanismilitarilymorepowerfulthanAllah.

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SATANFARTSATALLAHSPRAYERCALL
AllahistrulytoothlessinthefaceofSatansdeliberateattempttohumiliateHim.According toAllah,thesweetestmusicintheuniverseistheMuezzinscallforprayer(Azan).When AzanisintheairallMuslimsmustgetreadytoofferprayer.Satan,onthecontrary,givesa damntoAllahsprayer.HesimplyhumblesAllahbyfartingwheneverhehearstheIslamic Azan.ItseemsthatAllahcandonothingaboutthischutzpahofSatan.

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Thereareanumberofahadith,whichtellusthatwhenAzanisannouncedSatanfarts.Here arefewsamples: WhenAzanispronounced,Satantakestoheelandpasseswindwith noise...(SahihBukhari,1.11.582) WhenAzaniscalledSatanrunsbackbreakingthewindsothathecannothearthe call,andwhenthecallisoverhecomesback(SahihMuslims,4.1161) WhenSatanhearstheAzanherunsaway36milesfrom Medina(SahihMuslim,4.0751) WhenSatanhearsAzan,hefarts(SunaanNasai,2.1256) WhenthecalltoprayerismadeSatanretreats,passingwind;whentheAzanis finishedthenSatancomesback(MaliksMuwatta,3.1.6)

SATANWORKSONYOUWHENYOUSLEEP:HEPLAYSWITHYOURPRIVATEPARTS
FollowingaretheactivitiesofSatanwhenyousleep: Satanurinatesinasleepingman'searswhenhedoesnotgetupfor prayer...(SahihBukhari,2.21.245) Thedevilurinatesontheearsofamanwhosleepsthewholenighttill dawn(SahihMuslim,4.1700) Thedevilspendsthenightintheinteriorofyournose;socleanyournoseafter sleep(SahihMuslim,2.0462,0468) Whenanyoneofyougoestosleep,thedeviltiesthreeknotsatthebackofhis neck(SahihMuslim,4.1702) Ifyouhavemorebedthanrequired,exceptthebedkeptforaguest,thenthatextra bedisforSatan(SahihMuslim,24.5190) Satanisletloosewiththesinkingofthesununtilthedarkestpartofthenightis over23.4998) DuringsleepSatanplayswithyourprivateparts(SunaanibnMajah,1.337) Satanplayswithprivatepartsofchildren(Mishkat,1.187)

SATANSWIMSINYOURBODY
Satanissopowerfulthathecompletelyfuseshimselfinahumanbody.Ahadisin SahihBukhari(3.33.251)tellsusthatSatanreacheseverywhereinahumanbody.Another hadisinSahihBukhari(4.54.501)saysthatSatancirculatesinthehumanmindasblood circulatesinit.

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Itisjustincredible,thepowerofSatan.WhycannotAllahcirculateinahumanbody?Why didAllahempowerSatantoaccomplishthefeatthatAllahcannotdo?Justimagine,instead ofSatan,ifonlyAllahcouldswiminthebloodstreamofhuman. Satanevenentersyourbodywhenyouyawn,soyoumustrefrainfromyawning (SahihMuslim,42.7132).WhyAllahcannotAllahenterthehumanbody? HereareafewmoregemsofahadithaboutIslamicSatan.

KEEPYOURMOUTHSHUT WITHYOURHANDBECAUSEDEVIL ENTERSYOUWHENYOUYAWN.(IRAQ,KURDISHPARLIAMENT INSESSION)

Thedevilcirculatesinyoulikeyourblood;sodonotvisitawomanwhosehusband isaway;onlyMuhammadwassafeinthismatter(SunaanTirmidhi,931) Ifyouhavetoyawnthenkeepyourmouthshutwithyourhand;becausedevilenters youwhenyouyawn(SahihMuslim,42.7129,7131) Whenyournailsarelongdevilsitsinthem.(Ghazali,p.1.131)

SATANPLAYSWITHHUMANS
ItisalsoincrediblethatSatanisquiteadeptatplayingwithhuman,whereasAllahis incapableofdoingso.IfonlyAllahcouldplaywithhumansjustimagine! Justthink,ifonlyAllahcouldplaywithhumanslikeSatandoeshowgoodthelifewouldhave

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LookinghitherandthitherduringprayerisSatansplay(SahihBukhari,1.12.718) Satan(devil)playswithpebbles;ifyouplaywithpebbles,youplaywith devil(SunaanNasai,2.1269) AshShifa(p.296)tellstheincrediblestorythatonceMuhammadwantedSatantoplaywith thechildrenofMedina.Hereisthehadis: InthehadithofAbudDarda,theProphetsaid,TheenemyofAllah,Iblis, cametomebrandishingabrandoffireonmyface.TheProphetwasdoing theprayerandhesoughtrefugewithAllahandcursedShaytan.Hesaid, ThenIwantedtoseizehimsohecouldbeshackledandinthemorningthe childrenofMedinacouldplaywithhim.

SATANATTENDSEVERYCHILDBIRTH;HETOUCHESEVERYINFANT
HereareafewinterestingahadithonSatanspowerovernewlybornbabies.IfonlyAllah hadthesamepower,everychildwouldbeaperfectbundleofjoy. ExceptforMaryandhersonJesus,allbabiescryduringtheirbirth,becauseSatan touchesthem(SahihBukhari,4.55.641) Wheneverachildisborn,Satanpricksit;thatiswhythechildcries.OnlyMaryand JesuswerenotprickedbySatan(SahihMuslim,30.5837,5838) Sayprayerduringsexualintercourse,andSatanwillnottouchyour child(SahihBukhari,4.54.503)

SATANEATSWITHYOU
AccordingtoIslamwheneveryoueatSatanjoinsyou.Satanactuallyeatswithlefthand.So anyoneeatingwithhis/herlefthandisaSatan(SahihMuslim,23.5007).SahihMuslim (23.5006)alsosaysthatifyoumentionthenameofAllahwhileenteringahouseandwhile eatingafoodthenSatanwillnotcomenearit. HereareafewahadithonSatanseatingwithyou: Satanispresentwhenyouareeatingfood;ifyoudropyourmouthfuloffoodthendo notleaveitfortheSatantoeatit;removethefilthandtheneatthe food(SahihMuslim,23.5046,5049) Performeatinganddrinkingwiththerighthand;Sataneatswithleft hand(SunaanibnMajah,4.3266) SatanconsidersthatfoodlawfulonwhichAllahsnameisnot mentioned(SahihMuslim,23.5004)

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THESEARESATANSFAVOURITEHUNTINGGROUNDS
AllahhasverylittleideaaboutthepermanentabodeofSatan.Inahadisin SunaanAbuDawud(1.0184)Muhammadsaidthattheplaceswherecamelsliedownarethe placesofSatan;sodonotofferprayerthere;butplaceswherethesheepliedownareplaces ofblessings;soyoucanofferprayersattheseplaces.ATirmidhihadis(222)saysthatwhen yougotothemarketIblisfollowsyou.AnotherTirmidhihadis(930)mentionsthat wheneveramanandawomanarealonetogetherSatanvisitsthem. Ghazali(p.3.39)writesthatAllahcreatedwomenasgamesforSatan,andSatanlivesin marketsandbazaars. InMishkat(2.39),wereadthatifyoudomorningmarketingthenyouarefollowingIblis.

SATANWILLDEPARTWHENYOUDOTHESE:
Strangely,gettingridofIslamicSatanisquitesimple.Allyouneedtodoprayandprostrate

ALLYOUNEEDTODOISPRAYANDPROSTRATE BEFOREALLAH. THISMANISOBVIOUSLYCONFUSEDBYTHESHAYTAN

beforeAllah,endlessly. HereishowyoucaneschewSatan: WhenthesonofAdamfallsdowninprostration,theSatangoesintoseclusionand weeps(SahihMuslim,1.0144) IfSatanintervenesduringyourprayerthenspitthreetimesonyour left(SahihMuslim,26.5463) SpitonyourleftwhenyouperceiveSatan(Mishkat,1.46)

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heconceptofIslamicsoulistrulyfascinating.Themorewe learnaboutthisarcaneconceptofIslamicsoulthemoreitwill appearthatIslamisfullymiredinunscientific,laughableand superstitiousdogma.IntheQuran,wefindanumberof verses,whichexposethevariousnaturesofIslamicsouls. AllahhasmadeIslamicsoulsoincomprehensiblethatithas becomeapotentIslamicminefieldofcontradictions,confusions,speculations,andsimply illogical. LetusexploreafewsalientfeaturesofIslamicSouls.

ANISLAMICSOULISAPHYSICALOBJECT
Thisishardtobelieve,butifwearetoreadafewversesfromtheQur'an,andcomprehend theirexegesesfromvariousauthenticIslamicsourceswedrawonlyoneconclusion:thatan Islamicsoulistrulyaphysicalentityresidingasaninternalorganofabody.Wehave alreadyreadinepisode2(IslamicAngelsandJinnsVoodoo)thateventheIslamicstalwart ibnKathirreadilyadmitsthathumansoulisaphysicalpartofthebody.Duringthetimeof death,Allahsendsanangel(ormanyangels,theQur'ancontradicts)topluckoutthesoulof aperson.Thisissimilartothesurgery,inwhichaninternalorganoratumorisremoved fromahumanbody.TheonlydifferenceisthatAllahstrainedchiefangel(suchasAzazilor Azrail)performsthisdivinesurgery. Truly,intheQur'anthereisaSurabythetitleTheSoul Snatchers(Sura79).InthisSura(79:1)Allahswearsby theangelswhotearoutbyforcethesoulsofsinners (unbelievers). Allahsaysinverse6:61oftheQur'anthatwhenthetime ofdeathapproachestosomeone,Heimmediatelysends Hismessenger(angelofdeath,Azrail)totakethevictims life.IbnKathirwritesthatAllahsendsguardianangelsto lookoverhumans;theangelofdeathhasangelswhopull thesoulfromitsbodyandwhenitreachesthethroat,the angelofdeathcapturesit.Theyguardthesoulofthedead personandtakeittowhereverAllahwills,toIlliyyinifhe wasamongtherighteousandtoSijjinifhewasamongthe wicked.Readmoreonthislater.Pleasenotethat OsmabinLadin,inhislatestexhortation,mentionsthis IlliyyintothejihadistsinIraq. Muhammadhadacompetitor.HisnamewasMusaylimahalKadhdhab.OnceMusaylimah announcedthathetoocouldbringfromAllahSurassimilartotheQur'an.Angered,Allah

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immediatelysentdownverse6:93.Inthisverse,Allahvehementlyproclaimedthatnoone couldrevealthelikenessoftheQur'an.Thosewhoclaimthattheycancomposeverseslike theQur'anarewicked.IbnKathirinterpretsthatwhoeversayslikeMusaylimah,Allahsends anangeltotakeoutthesoulofsuchaperson.Thesoulofthewickedpersondoesnotwant tobesnatchedbytheangel.Therefore,it(soul)scattersinthebodyofthedisbeliever,and refusestogetout.Theangelstakethelife(i.e.,thesoul)withtheirhands.Theyevenbeatthe nonMuslimuntilhissoulleaveshisbody. Inverse47:27Allahsaysthatinthecaseofsoulsofhypocrites,theangelssmitetheirfaces andbacks.IbnKathirexplainsthatthatishowtheirsituationwillbewhentheangelscome totaketheirlives,andtheirsoulsclingtotheirbodies,causingtheangelstoextractthemby force,harshness,andbeating. Inverse75:2628wereadthatthesoulwillreachforthecollarbonebeforedeathcomes. AccordingtoibnKathirthismeansyoursoulwillbepulledoutofyourbodyanditwillreach yourcollarbones. Verse25:22ismorevividofthemannerofextractionofIslamicsoulfromahumanbody. Thisversesaysthattherewillbenojoywhenthecriminals(nonMuslims)seetheangels. IbnKathirwrites: Thisisalsoconfirmedatthetimewhentheyaredying,whenthe angelsbringthemthetidingsofHellandthewrathofthe Compeller,andwhenthedisbeliever'ssoulisbeingtakenout,the angelssaytoit,"Comeout,Oevilsoulfromanevilbody,comeout tofiercehotwindandboilingwater,andtheshadowofblack smoke.''Itrefusestocomeoutanditscattersthroughouthisbody, sotheybeathim.

ALLAHWILLPAIRSOULSWITHBODIES
WealreadylearnedthatthemostintriguingcharacteristicofIslamicsoulisthatit(thesoul) isadistinctlyseparateentityinsidethehumanbody.Amazingly, unlikeotherstaticvitalinternalorgans,theIslamicsoulhastheability tomovearoundthebodywhenAzazil(orAzrail)wantstocaptureit. Allah,withthehelpofangels,canseparateasoulfromabody,keepit safeinanotherlocation,andonanotheroccasion,suchasonthe resurrectionday,rejointhesoulwithitsbody,whichliesinsidea grave.Itmightsoundjustimplausibleandweird,butthatistheway Allahsmedicalscienceworks. HereisabriefdescriptionofwhatAllahwilldowithsoulsonthe resurrectiondays.Inverse50:44oftheQur'anAllahsaysthatthe earthwillberentasunder;allsoulwillbehurried. IbnKathirexplainsthisverseinthisway: Allahwillsenddownrainfromthesky.Fromthatrainthebodiesofthe creationswillgrowwhiletheyareintheirgraves,justastheseedgrowsin soilintheaftermathofrain. Whenthebodiesgrowtotheirfullstrength,will commandangelIsrafilandhewillblowintheTrumpetforasecondtime. 112

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ThesoulswillbeenclosedinaholeintheTrumpet.WhenIsrafilblowsinthe Trumpet,thesoulswilldepartfromitandwillflybetweentheheavensand earth.Allahwilldeclare,"ByMygraceandpower,eachsoulshallreturnto

ALLAHWILLPAIRSOULSWITHBODIES NODOBTADIFFICULT TASKSINCETHEGREATESTMUSLIMINVENTIONSUICIDE BOMBING

thebodythatitusedtoinhabit,''andindeed,everysoulwillreturntoits body.Thesoulwillenteritsbodyjustaspoisonentersthebody,thenthe earthwillbeuncoveredfromabovethem,andtheywillallstandandhead towardsthereckoningplacehasteningtoobeythecommandofAllahthe ExaltedandMostHonored. ManynonMuslimsmightthinkthatiftheywanttoavoiddreadfulIslamichell,alltheyneed todoistorepentontheresurrectionday,andsecureAllahsmercy.Nevertheless,Allahis notsodimwitted.Heunderstandsverywellthemindsoftheunbelievers.Thatiswhyin verse4:17AllahsaysthatHisMercyisonlyforthosewhorepentimmediatelyrepenting onthedayofresurrectionisofnouse.IbnKathirsaysthismeansAllahacceptsthe repentanceoftheservantaslongasthesouldoesnotreachthethroat.Tofurtherfrighten theunbelievers,ibnKathir,inconnectionwithverse16:29,writesthatthey(the unbelievers)willenterhellwiththeirsoulsfromthedaytheydie,andtheirbodieswillfeel theheatandhotwindsoftheirgraves.OntheDayofResurrection,theirsoulswillbe reunitedwiththeirbodies,toabideforeverinthefireof

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Allahsaysinverse81:17thatontheresurrectiondayHewillfoldupthesun,allowthe starsfalllosingtheirlustre,settheoceansaflame,makethemountainstovanish,neglectthe tenmonthpregnantshecamel,andherdtogetherthewildbeasts.Jalalynsaysthatthis meansthewildbeastswillberesurrectedsothateachofthemmayretaliateagainstthe otherbeforebecomingdust.IbnKathirwritesthattheseawillbeablazingfire.Whilethey areinthatstate,theearthwillbesplitwithonehugecrackthatwillextendfromthelowest, seventhearthtothehighest,seventhheaven.Therefore,whiletheyareinthatstate,awind willcomethatwillkillallofthem. Everytypeofsoulwillbegatheredwithitspeerormate. IbnAbbasclarifiesthestatusofsoulsbysayingthatthebelieverssoulswilljoinwiththe maidenofparadiseandthedisbelieverswithSatan;therighteouswiththerighteousand thesinfulwiththesinful.Jalalynaddsthatthesoulsarepairedupwiththeirbodies. Nevertheless,thejoiningofsoulswiththeirdead,petrified,andossifiedbodiesisnotfree fromIslamicapartheid.AhadisinSahihBukhari(7.72.735)saysthatmanywelldressed souls(people)inthisworldwillbenakedonthedayofresurrection.

ANIMALS,PICTURES,ANDIMAGESHAVESOULS
InIslamdrawings,(includingphotographs,motionpicturesand digitalimages)ofanylivingcreatureisharam(illegal).Itisagreat sin/crimetoindulgeinartisticworkssuchaspainting,sketching, andgraphicarts.SahihBukhari(5.59.338)writesthatangelsdo notenterahousethathastheimagesofthoseobjectsthathave souls,e.g.,pictures,anddogs. Thismeansthatpicturesandimages,aswellasanimals,suchas dogs,havesouls. InahadisinSahihMuslim(24.5268),Muhammadsaidthatthe picturepainterswouldbepunishedonthedayofresurrection; theywillbeaskedtobreathesoulintowhattheyhadcreated. AnotherhadisinSahihMuslim(24.5272)saysthatAllahwillgive soulstotheobjectsofthepaintersandthey(thepictures)will punishthepainter.Thishadisalsoimpliesthat;ifyouhavetopaint atallthenpaintthepicturesoftreesandlifelessobjects,because Muhammadthoughttrees,fruits,mountainsandsoonare lifeless,meaningtheypossessnosouls.

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ISLAMICMARTYRSSOULSAREALIVE
Allahsaysinverse2:154thatthosekilledforIslam(injihad)arenotdead;theyarealive.As tothecontextofthisverse,ibnAbbaswritesthatAllahrevealedthisverseregarding MuslimskilledintheBadr,Uhud,andallotherbattles.Thismeansallthesuicidebombers

THESEISLAMICMARTYR'SSOULSAREALIVE(FORNOW)

andtheIslamistskilledduringIslamicterroroperationshavetheirsoulsaliveandkicking. Interpretingtheaboveverse,Ghazali(p.4.411)writesthatMuhammadsaidthatthesoul comesfromthecommandofAllah.Deathdoesnotmeanthatthesoulwilldiewiththebody. TheproofisintheQuran,DontconsiderthosewhoarekilledinGodswayaredead, rathertheyarealiveneartheirLordandaregivenprovision(2:154). Allahconfirmsinverse3:169171thatthoseslaininAllahsway(injihad)donotdie;they liveinthepresenceofHim,andenjoyHisprovisions.AccordingtoibnKathirAllahrevealed theseversesaboutthemartyrsofUhudbattle.Jabirb.Abdullahaggrievedthathisfather haddiedintheUhudbattle.ToconsoleJabir,MuhammadinformedhimthatalthoughAllah doesnottalktoapersonexceptbehindaveil,butAllahtalkeddirectlytoJabirsfather.Then Allahsentdownthisverse.Tabari(vii.156)writesthatthisversealsoreferstotheMuslims killedatBirMauna. Haveweevercontemplatedaboutthefeelingofasuicidebomber,asheisabouttodetonate hisexplosivechargesoninnocentvictimsofIslam?HereishowGhazali(p.4.134)describes thementalstateofanIslamistkiller(suicidebomber): Aboutmartyrdom(sic)ithasbeensaidthatatthattimesoulcomesinsucha conditionthattheheartdoesnotcontainexceptlove.Suchamanstandsin therowoffightaftergivingupallconnectionsintheworld.Hethen purchasesthenextworldinexchangeoftheworldasGodsaidinverse 9:111,Godpurchasedfrombelieverstheirlivesandpropertiesinexchange ofParadise. Verse9:111issuchanextraordinarilypotentweaponfortheIslamistkillersthatweneedto comprehenditfully.Inthisverse,AllahsaysthatthebelieversfightinthecauseofAllah; theykillandgetkilled;thisisthedoctrineofAllah;Hehaspurchasedthelivesandgoodsof thebelieversinexchangeforbootyandparadise.Theirobligationisthewillingnesstokill andgetkilledinafight;thisisthepledgeofAllahintheTorah,Gospel,andtheQuran. Interestingly,IcouldnotfindthisexhortationeitherintheGospelortheOldTestament. Nevertheless,thisgreatbargainfromAllahguaranteesthesupremereward.

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Undoubtedly,thisversemotivatesthesuicidebombers.IbnKathirwritesthatallMuslims areboundbyasales/purchasecontractwithAllah.ThepriceAllahpaysinexchangefor theirlives/soulsaretheguaranteeofparadise.

WHEREDOESANISLAMICSOULRESIDE?
SinceanIslamicsoulisaphysicalentity,similartootherinternalorgansinahumanbody,it needstobestored.Allahdidnotsaypreciselywhereinabodythehumansoulisensconced. Ghazali(p.1.97)writesthatAllahsays:itisnottheeyesthatareblind butthesoulsthatareinbreasts.Hewhoisblindintheworldwillalsobe blindinthehereafter. Thismeansthatalivingpersonssoulresidessomewhereinsidehis breast.Allahdidnotclarifywherethesoulsofpicturesandanimals reside.WemayassumethatAllahstorestheirsoulssomewhereinside theirbodies,oronthemediaonwhichtheyaredrawn. Allahneedsstoragefacilitiesforthesoulsofdeadpersons.Truetotheserequirements, AllahhasseparatestoragefacilitiesforMuslimssoulsandnonMuslimssouls. Inverse83:18AllahsaysthatHekeepstherecordsoftherighteous(thatis,Muslims)ina highplacewitharegistercalledIlliyyin.IbnKathirwritesthatIlliyyinistakenfromthe word`Uluw,whichmeanshighness.Illiyyinislocatedintheseventhheaven,paradise;it containsthesoulsofthebelievers. Allahsaysinverse83:79thatHecollectstherecordsofsoulsofwickedpeople (nonMuslims)inaregistercalledSijjin.IbnKathirwritesthatSijjinmeansprison;itisan eternalprisonandapainfultorment;itislocatedbeneaththeseventhearth;itcontainsthe soulsoftheunbelievers. Ontheinterpretationoftheaboveverses,ibnAbbassaysthattheworksofthechildrenof Adamarewrittenonagreenrockundertheseventhearth;thisisSijjin. Previously,inverses3:169171,wenotedthatthesoulsofIslamicmartyrsdonotdie.To explaintheseverses,ibnKathirandTabari(vii.156)writethatthesoulofabelieverisinthe shapeofabirdinparadise.Asforthesoulsofmartyrs,theyareinsidegreenbirds,likethe starstotherestofthebelievingsouls.SunaanibnMajah(5.4271)writesthatthesoulofa believer(aMuslim)isabird;iteatsinthetreesofparadise. SahihMuslim(20.4651)alsowritesthatthesoulsofthemartyrsliveinthebodiesofgreen birdswhohavetheirnestsinthechandeliershungfromthethroneofAllah;theyeatthe fruitsofparadise.TheywillrequestAllahtoreturntheirsoulstotheirbodiessothatthey maybeslaininthepathofAllahagain,again,andagain.InSunaanNasai(2.2077)weread thatthesoulofaMuslimassumestheformofabird,hangsfromtreesinparadiseuntilit returnstothebodyonthedayofresurrection.Ghazali(p.1.237)writesthatthesoulsof martyrslieinthewombsofgreenbirds. Pleasenotethedifference:anordinaryMuslimssoulresidesinsideanordinarybird, whereas,thesoulofanIslamicmartyrresidesinsideagreenbirdofparadise.

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ThiscontradictsAllahscontentioninverse19:71thatsaysallsouls(includingthesoulsof Muslims),eventemporarily,willbeinhell.Previously,wenotedthatAllahstoresMuslims soulsinIlliyyin.

COMPONENTSOFANISLAMICSOUL,ANDTYPESOFISLAMICSOULS
Ghazali(p.3.78)saysthatthesoulisthekingofthebodyanditsdifferentorgansareits servantstocarryoutitsordersandcommands.Ghazalisideaof Islamicsoulmeans,it(thesoul)isthenervecentreorthecontrol centerofahumanbody.Contrastthistothemodernmedical evidencethatourbrainisthecommanderofourcentralnervous system.Ghazali(ibid)writesfurtherthatamanacquiresthe knowledgeofAllahandHisattributesbynootherorgansthanthe soul. GhazalievendiscovereddifferentpartsofanIslamicsoul.These are: Qalb:ithastwomeanings.Thefirstpartisapieceoffleshintheleftbreastcalled heart,whichishollowininterior,filledupwithblackbloodandwhichisasourceof Ruhorlife.ThesecondmeaningofQalbisthatsoulisimmaterialaspectofformless. GhazaliconsidersthispartofQalb(orsoul)isjustlikeunseenelectricity. Ruh:itisamaterialthingwithintheheart,whichvibratesthewholebodylikethe currentofelectricitywind,whichrunsthroughtheveinsofthebody.Itiscalledlife. Ithasthepoweroftouch,hearing,sight,smellandthepoweroftheotherlimbsof thebody.SourcingQuranicverse17:85GhazaliwritesthatRuhisacommandfrom Allah. Nafs:itisthepassionpartofasoul.Itinvolvesgreed,evil ,andotherattributes. Aql:thefirstmeaningofAqlistheintellectbywhichthetruenaturesofmaterial objectsareknown.ThesecondmeaningofAqlisthepowertounderstandesoteric phenomena. Ghazali(p.3.15)classifiesthesoulsinfourcategories.Theseare: ThesoulofaMuslim Thesoulofanunbeliever(nonMuslim) Thesoulofahypocrite Thesoulofamixedperson(thatis,betweenaMuslimandahypocrite) He(p.3.53)evenwritesthatthegreatestdesireforthesoulisitsmeetingwithAllah,and thatthereareheavysoulsandtherearelightsouls.Goodhabitscreatelightsouls,which showmanywonderfulthings.TheheavysoulsarethesoulsofnonMuslims. Itisperplexing,nodoubt.ThisisbecausetheQur'anisarepositoryofcontradictionsand confusions.Ghazalicertainlyaddsmoretoit(theQur'an).

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ALLAHEXAMINESYOURSOULWHENYOUSLEEP
ItisquitefascinatingthatwhenwesleepAllahplayswithoursouls.Allahsaysinverse 39:42thatHetakesthesoulsatdeathandatsleep.AccordingtoIslam,sleepisakindof death,andwhileinsleep,somesoulsaretakentoAllah.Ifthepersonisdestinedtodiethen Allahkeepsthesoul,otherwiseHesendsthesoulbacktothesleepingperson. PleasenotehowAllahcontradictsHimself.Inverse32:11Allahsaysanangeltakessoul. Itismoreinterestingtoreadverse75:30.Inthisverse, AllahsaysthateverythingwillbedriventoHim. IbnKathirwritesthat,afterdueexamination,whenAllah issatisfiedthatitisnotthetimeofdeath,Allahsaystothe couriersofthevictimssoul,"Returnmyservanttothe earth,forverily,Ihavecreatedthemfromit,Ireturnthem intoit,andfromitIwillbringthemoutatanothertime. AccordingtoGhazali(p.4.411),duringdeath,thesoul separatesfromthebody.Afterburial,thebodyofamanis returnedtohissoul,sothathemaytastethepunishment. Ghazali(p.1.256)saysfurtherthatwhenamansleeps withablution,hissoulishungupwiththeThroneandhis dreambecomestrue.Ifhesleepswithoutablution,hissoulcannotreachthereandhe cannotseedreams,whicharetrue.

AFEWMOREINTERESTINGFEATURESOFISLAMICSOULS
Wealreadyreadthatinverse79:1Allahswearsbytheangelswhotearoutbyforcethe soulsofsinners(unbelievers).Itiscertainlyaverypainfulwaytoextricatethesoulofan unbeliever. Incontrast,inconnectionwithverse10:64,hereiswhatibnKathirwritesaboutthe comfortablemannerinwhichtheangelsremovethesoulofaMuslim: Whendeathapproachesabeliever,angels,withwhitefacesandwhite clothes,cometohimandsay:"Ogoodsoul!Comeouttocomfortand provisionandaLordwhoisnotangry.''Thesoulthencomesoutofhis mouthlikeadropofwaterpouringoutofawaterskin. Inverse79:2Allahconfirmsthattheangelsdrawoutgentlysoulsofthebelievers. AccordingtoGhazali(p.3.15)ifsinsarecommittedoneafteranother,thesoulbecomesdark andthatisthesealonthesoul.Ghazali(ibid)alsowritesthatMuhammadsaid,Thesoulof abelieverisbrightandthereisabrightlampinit.Thesoulofanunbelieverisblackand blind. AstrangepropertyofanIslamicsoulisthataMuslimssoulhasthesweetestfragrance, whereasthesoulofanonMuslimhasthestenchofacorpse.

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SunaanNasai(2.1836)writesthatduringaMuslimsdeath,hissoulcomesoutwiththe sweetestsmell.Duringaninfidelsdeath,theangelspunishhim;hissoulcomesoutwiththe mostunpleasantstenchofacorpse. Thishadisisrepeatedinmanyotherhadisbooks.Hereareafewsamples: SahihMuslim(40.6867)writesthattwoangelstakethesoulofdeadpersonintosky,to Allah;ifthesoulisabelieversthenithasabeautifulfragrance;ifthesoulisofanon believerthenithasafoulsmell. SunaanTirmidhi(511)writesthatabelievers soulhasthefragranceofmusk;anunbelievers soulhasfoulstench. Further,Tirmidhi(510)recordsthatagoodsoul willbetakentoAllahtoresideinparadise;abad soulwillbegrievedinboilingliquidandthen returnedtothegraveofthedeceased. Hereareafewmoreinterestingfeaturesof Islamicsouls: Whenthesoulistakenawaythesightfollowsit.Soclosetheeyesofadead person(SahihMuslim,4.2003,2005) Theeyesightofapersonfollowshissoul(SunaanibnMajah,2.1454,1455) Adefaulterssoulissuspendeduntilheclearstheloan3.2423) Ifyoudidnotclearyourdebtyoursoulwillbeheldbackuntilyouclearthe debt(SunaanTirmidhi,301) Abeliever'ssoulisattachedtohisdebttillitispaid(SunaanTirmidhi,871) Humansoulhaspowerofsightasthatofexternaleyes(Ghazali,p.3.21) FromthebackofAdam,Allahcreatedallthesoulswhoaretobe born(SunaanTirmidhi,37) MuhammadsaidthatAllahisinthesoulofabeliever(Ghazali,p.3.19) Asoulisacontainerofknowledge.Itislikeamirror(Ghazali,p.3.15)

ALLAHHASASOUL
Itmightsoundincredible,butAllah,trulyhasasoul.Inverse2:87AllahcontendsthatHe gaveMosestheBook,followedbyasuccessionofapostles;HesentJesusassonofMarybut peoplecalledmanyapostlesimpostors;somewereevenslain.IbnKathirsaysthatAllah sentJesus,aidedbyHis(Allahs)RuhalQuddus,whichmostIslamistscholarsbelievetobe Gabriel.Previously,wereadthatasperGhazali,RuhisacomponentofanIslamicsoul.This meansthatAllahhas,atleast,apartofHissoul,withGabriel. 119

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Verse3:49ismorespecificaboutAllahssoul,RuhalQuddus.Jalaynexplainsthisverseby sayingthatGabrielbreathedintotheopeningofMaryamsgarmentandshebecame pregnant.ThismeansGabrielbreathedintoMarysbodyAllahsoulorAllahsRuh. Lastly,wereadinverse19:17thatanangel,asaman,appearedtoMary.AsperibnKathir GabrielisAllahsRuh,andheappearedtohercompleteandperfectintheshapeofaman. ThismeansAllahssoulmadeMarypregnant.

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ikeornot,toiletprotocols,asprescribedinIslam,aremandatory toallMuslims.NonMuslimsmightloathereadingthisepisode onIslamictoiletvoodoo,asitcontainsobnoxious,tasteless, indecent,anduncivilmannersandcustoms,largelyfollowedby desertBedouinsduringMuhammadstime.Lestweforget,Allah willneverforgiveaMuslimfordeviatingfromHisstandardofIslamic toilethabitsasdemonstratedbyMuhammad.

First,letusfocusonafewversesoftheQur'anwhereAllahsaysaMuslimmustemulate Muhammad'smanners,traditions,andpracticesatalltime.

SUNNAHISMYPRACTICE:ALLAHPROMISESGREATREWARDS FOREMULATINGMUHAMMAD'SHABITS,MANNERS,AND INSTRUCTIONS

Inverses3:132and4:80AllahsaysthatobeyingHimandMuhammad(i.e.,Muhammads examples)ismandatory.ThismeansMuslimshavenochoicebuttofollowMuhammad's deeds,asthisconstitutestheobeyingthecommandsofAllah.Asimilarcommandisechoed

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inverse33:36whereAllahstipulatesthatprovisions(rulesandexamples,eventoiletrules) setbyAllahandMuhammadarebindingtoallMuslims;therearenoalternatives.IbnKathir addsmorepunchtoAllahscommandHewritesthatthisverseisgeneralinmeaningand appliestoallmatters,i.e.,ifAllahandHisMessengerdecreedamatter,noonehastheright togoagainstthat,andnoonehasanychoiceorroomforpersonalopiniononthatcase. Allahdecreesinverse33:21thatHehasmadeMuhammadanexcellentexampleforthe believerstofollowandinverse68:4AllahremindstheMuslimsthatMuhammadisthe exalted(ultimate/excellent)standardofcharacter.IbnAbbassaysthatMuhammadhas greatcharactertraitswithwhichAllahhashonouredhim. AllahpromisesgreatrewardsforemulatingMuhammad'shabits,manners,andinstructions. Inverse33:71AllahdeclaresthatobeyingAllahandMuhammadarethehighest achievements,andinverse3:31AllahsetsaconditionthatifanyMuslimlovesAllahthen he/shemustfollowMuhammad,andAllahwillforgivehis/hersins.Verse4:13guarantees paradiseforthosewhoblindlyobeyMuhammad. AllahprescribesseverepunishmentfornotemulatingMuhammad.Inverse47:33Allahsays thatifMuslimsdonotobeyMuhammad,thenHewillnullifyalltheirgooddeeds.Inverse 48:13wereadthatAllahhaspreparedablazingfireforthosewhorejectHimandhis apostleMuhammad.Inverse58:5AllahhasdecreedthatthosewhorejectAllahandHis messenger(Muhammad)willbereducedtodust. HereiswhatAshShifa(p.316)writesaboutimitatingMuhammadabsolutely: ItisalsoknownthattheCompanionswereinthehabitofimitatingthe actionsoftheProphet,whatevertheywereandineveryway,justasthey obeyedwhateverhesaid.Theythrewawaytheirsignetringswhenhethrew hisaway.Theydiscardedtheirsandalswhenhediscardedhis.Theyusedas aproofforfacingJerusalemwhengoingtothelavatorythefactthatIbn Umarsawhimdoingso.Othersfoundaproofforotheractionsbothinthe categoryofworshipandgeneralcustombysaying,IsawtheMessengerof Allahdoit. OnceweacknowledgeAllahsdictaintheaboveparagraphswewill understandwhytheMuslimsfollowafewweirdtoiletmanners,though thosehabitswerethecustomsoftheArabBedouinsmillenniaago.In Islam,thereisnodateofexpiryofMuhammadstraditionsand practicestheyareeternal. Itisalsoimportanttokeepinperspectivetheprimitivetoiletfacilitiesin Muhammad'shousehold.Thetruthis:Muhammad,includinghiswives, usedtorelievethemselvesintheopendesert,undertheopensky.The malescoulddefecateanytimeofthedayornight,butMuhammad's wiveswererestrictedtoanswertheircallsofnatureonlyatnight. Describedbyafewahadith,wehaveaglimpseoftheabjecttoilet facilitiesinMuhammad'sfamily.Hereareafewexamples: WivesofMuhammadansweredthecallofnatureintheopen field...(SahihBukhari,1.4.148,149) 122

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DuringHajjsomeofMuhammadscompanionshadtheirpenisesdrippingwith prostratefluid(SunaanAbuDawud,2.10.1785) Whendefecatingtogether(twomen)donotconverse,donotlookateachothers privateparts(SunaanibnMajah,1.342) Carrythreestoneswhilerelievingyourselfindesert(Mishkat,1.186) Tobecertain,letusreadinfull,onehadisfromSahihBukhari: SahihBukhariVolume1,Book4,Number148: Narrated'Aisha: ThewivesoftheProphetusedtogotoAlManasi,avastopenplace(near BaqiaatMedina)toanswerthecallofnatureatnight.'Umarusedtosayto theProphet"Letyourwivesbeveiled,"butAllah'sApostledidnotdoso.One nightSaudabintZam'athewifeoftheProphetwentoutat'Isha'timeand shewasatalllady.'Umaraddressedherandsaid,"Ihaverecognizedyou,O Sauda."Hesaidso,ashedesiredeagerlythattheversesofAlHijab(the observingofveilsbytheMuslimwomen)mayberevealed.SoAllahrevealed theversesof"AlHijab"(Acompletebodycoverexcludingtheeyes). TheabovehadisalsotellsuswhyMuhammadimposedveilsonIslamicwomen. WewillnowexamineafewoutstandingfeaturesofIslamictoilets.

JINNSANDDEVILSHAUNTISLAMICTOILETS
IfwehappentobeinanIslamicParadise,wemightbecompletelysurprisedthatmany MuslimsstillbelievetheseIslamicvoodoos.Forexample,ifyouareinavillagein BangladeshorPakistan,youwillcomeacrosswithmanydevoutMuslimswhowillvouch thattheyhadseenjinnsinsidetheirprimitivelatrines.Afewofthemmightevenswearthat thelocalImamoranIslamicmendicanthadbeenableto chaseoutjinnsanddevilsfromtheirtoiletswhenthejinns ordevilscaughttheirwomeninthetoilets.Notethatitis usuallythewomen(prettyones)whofallvictimstothe jinnsanddevilsresidinginruralIslamiclatrines. Pleasedonotlaugh.Ifweweretobelievethefollowing ahadiththenitiscertainlytruethatIslamictoiletsarethe perennialabodesofjinnsanddevils. InSunaanAbuDawud(1.0006)wereadthattoiletsare frequentedbyjinnsanddevils.SunaanibnMajah(1.296) writesthatdevilsvisitpublictoilets. Letusreadinfullthefirsthadis:
SUNAANABUDAWUD,BOOK1,NUMBER0006:

NarratedZaydibnArqam: TheApostleofAllah(peace_be_upon_him)said:Thesepriviesarefrequented bythejinnsanddevils.Sowhenanyoneamongstyougoesthere,heshould say:"IseekrefugeinAllahfrommaleandfemaledevils." 123

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PRAYBEFOREENTERINGANISLAMICTOILET
SincejinnsanddevilsvisitIslamictoilets,Muhammadinstructedhisfollowerstooffer prayerwhenenteringalavatory.Wehavealreadyreadahadisonthis.Hereareafewmore. Praywhenansweringthecallofnature(SahihBukhari,1.4.144) Whenyouenteralavatorysay,OAllah,IseekrefugeinTheefromwickedand noxiousthings.(SahihMuslim,3.0729) Whenenteringatoilet,sayaprayer:OAllahIseekrefugewithyoufromall offensiveandwickedthings(evildeedsandevilspirits)(SunaanNasai,1.19) Toscreenyoufromjinns,whenvisitingtoiletsayBismillah(SunaanTirmidhi,130)

DONOTHOLDYOURPENISWITHYOURRIGHTHAND
Pleasedonotbeoffendedwhenyoureadthisweird IslamicToiletmanner.InIslam,itisharamtohold yourpeniswithyourrighthandwhenyoudefecateor urinate.Regardingyourpenismanner,whileinan IslamicToilet,therearemanyahadith,inalltheSahih Sitta(thesixauthentic)onthisspecificationofAllah.In manyoftheseahadithMuhammad(thatis,Allah), specifiedthatwheninsideatoiletonemayusehisleft handtoholdhispenis.Wemaywonderaboutwomen, IamyettofindahadiswhereAllahhasspecifiedthat womencannothold(touch)theirpudendawiththeir righthand.Sowemayassumethatwomenarefreeto useeitherhandtocleansethemselves. Hereisacollectionofafewinterestingahadithon Islamicmannersofcleaningyourselfinthetoilet. Donotbreathwhiledrinkingwater;donot touchpenisinlavatoryanddonotcleanse privatepartswithyourright hand...(SahihBukhari,1.4.155) Whileurinating,donotholdpeniswithyour righthand...(SahihBukhari,1.4.156) Whileinatoiletdonottouchpeniswithyour righthand(SahihMuslim,2.0512) Whileurinatingordefecatingdonottouchyourpeniswithyourright hand(SunaanAbuDawud,1.1.0031) Whenurinatingdonottouchyourpeniswithyourright hand(SunaanNasai,1.24,25) Uselefthandforprivateparts(Mishkat,1.185) 124

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RULESONISLAMICDEFECATION
IntheQur'anthereisverylittleornoneaboutAllahsstipulationonIslamicToilet procedures.However,someIslamicscholarsbelievethatAllahrevealedverse9:108in connectionwiththepropermethodofcleaningoneselfafterdefecating.Letusreadverse 9:108fromtheQur'anandahadisfromSunaanAbuDawud: 9:108.Neverstandyoutherein.Verily,themosquewhosefoundationwas laidfromthefirstdayonpietyismoreworthythatyoustandtherein(to pray).Initaremenwholovetocleanandtopurifythemselves.AndAllh

HISTORICALOTTOMNTOILETSONDISPLAY.PLEASENOTEHOW THETHEYINDICATETHEONLYCORRECTPOSITIONDURING DEFECATION.

lovesthosewhomakethemselvescleanandpure(i.e.whocleantheir privatepartswithdust[i.e.tobeconsideredassoap)andwaterfromurine andstools,afteransweringthecallofnature](Tr.HilaliandKhan). Pleasenotethatthetranslatorshaveinsertedtheirowncomments.Theyareoftheopinion thatinIslamicritualofdefecatingdustmaybeconsideredassoap. Hereiswhatahadissays:


SUNAANABUDAWUD,BOOK1,NUMBER0044:

NarratedAbuHurayrah: TheProphet(peace_be_upon_him)said:Thefollowingversewasrevealedin connectionwiththepeopleofQuba':"Initaremenwholovetobepurified" (ix.108).He(AbuHurayrah)said:Theyusedtocleansethemselveswith wateraftereasing.Sotheversewasrevealedinconnectionwiththem.

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OnecompulsoryprovisionofIslamictoiletmanneristhatduringdefecationaMuslimmust positionhimselfinsuchamannerthatneitherhisface(thatis,penisorwomensvulva)nor hisback(thatis,buttock)shouldfacetheQibla(Kaba).Muslimsmustobeythisrulewhether defecatinginanopendesertorinsidealatrineinhishouse. Hereareafewahadithonthis: WhiledefecatingintheopenspaceneitherfacenorturnyourbacktowardsQibla (Kaba);instead,facetheeastorthewest(SahihBukhari,1.4.146) WhileexcretingorurinatingdonotfacetheQibla(SahihMuslim,2.0504) WhendefecatinginthedesertdonotfaceQiblanorturnyourbacksidetowards Qibla;usethreesodsandyourrighthandtocleanseyourprivate parts(SunaanTirmidhi,128) WhiledefecatingdonotfaceorshowbacksidetoAllah(Mishkat,1.185) Interestingly,Muhammad,attimes,hadviolatedAllahsrules.Hereistheproof: Muhammadurinatedbyturninghisfacetowardsthe Qibla(SunaanibnMajah,1.325) MuhammaddefecatedfacingJerusalem(SahihBukhari,1.4.147) Muhammadstipulatedthatifyouweararing,youmustremoveitwhengoinginsideatoilet. TruetothisfunnyIslamicToiletprotocol,ahadisinSunaanAbuDawud(1.0019)and SunaanibnMajah(1.3033)statethatMuhammadusedtoremovehisringwhenvisitinga toilet. AnotherinterestinghadisinSahihMuslim(7.2942)saysthataMuslimcandefecateina river.Inthiscasetheremightnotbeanynecessitytocleansehisanus,asriverwaterwilldo

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thejob.Curiously,ahadisinSunaanNasai(1.50,51)saysthathavingdefecated,andhaving cleansedyourself,youshouldrubtwohandsonearth. HereareafewmoreinterestingahadithondefecatinginIslamicmanner: Afterdefecatingdonotusebonesordung;usestonestocleanse yourself(SahihBukhari,1.4.157) Useoddnumberofstones(minimumthree)tocleanyourprivate parts...(SahihBukhari,1.4.162) Usethreestonestocleanyourselfafterdefecating...(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0040) Whenvisitingatoiletcarrythreestoneswithyou(SunaanAbuDawud,1.1.0040) Afteryoudefecate,usetwoclodsofearth;donotusedung(SunaanNasai,1.42) Ifyoudefecateinadesertusethreestones,noneedtousewater(SunaanNasai, 1.44)

RULESONISLAMICURINATION
IfweareconfoundedwithbizarreIslamicrulesondefecating,herearemoreruleson urinatingIslamically. Donoturinateinstagnantwater(SunaanibnMajah,1.343) Donoturinatestanding;UmardidthatbutMuhammadreprobated him(SunaanTirmidhi,133) Atnightyoumayurinateinavessel(SunaanNasai,1.32) AtnightMuhammadusedtourinateonawoodenvessel...(SunaanAbuDawud, 1.0024) Donoturinateinahole(SunaanNasai,1.34) Urinateinasoftground(Mishkat,1.185) Donoturinateinaplaceofbathandthentakebaththere(SunaanNasai,1.36) Donotreturnsalutationwhenyouareurinating(SunaanNasai,1.37) Afterurinatingsprinklewateronyourprivateparts(SunaanNasai,1.136,137) Aswasoftenthecase,Muhammadhadviolatedhisownrulesonurination.

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Muhammadurinatedstanding...(SahihBukhari,1.4.226) Muhammadhadurinatedstanding(SunaanibnMajah,1.305

MUSLIMYOUTHUSESHISMOBILETELEPHONETOTAKEAPICTURE OFHISFRIENDURINATING(STANDING)ONTHERUINSOFST. GEORGECHURCHINTHESOUTHERNKOSOVOTOWNOFPRIZREN.

ISLAMICBATHINGRULES
HereareafewinterestingrulesonIslamicbath(ghusl): Femalescannotusetheleftoverwaterbymales,butthemalescanusetheleftover waterbyfemales...(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0081) Muhammadforbadetheuseofleftoverwaterbyfemalestobeusedby males...(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0082) Muhammadandhiswivestookbathfromthesamevesselof water(SunaanibnMajah,1.379) Leprosyiscausedbytakingbathinwaterexposedtothesun(Mishkat,1.245)

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trictly,thetopicoftreatmentofwomeninIslam,initself,is massive.Pleasereadotheressaysonthisissue.Manysuch calloustreatmentsarebaseduponsuperstitions,archaic,and barbarictraditions.Theyarenothingbutvoodoosinamodern society.

InIslam,awomanistrulyproblematic.Fromthemomentofherbirth untilherdeathsheenduresmuchmoreIslamictyrannythanamale Muslim.AlltheseIslamictormentisinflictedonherjustbecauseofhersexandbiology. Whenwepursuethisepisode,wewillunderstandwhytheIslamistsencapsulateawoman withsomuchofvoddooburden,andwhyitisjustimpossibletoreformIslam,visvis women.

ALLAHHATESMENSTRUATION
Monthlyperiodofawomanisthebasisofsurvivalofhumanspecies.Thisnatural phenomenonisprevalentinallmammals.Thereisnothingimpure,ugly,reprehensible,or sinfulinthisbiologicalcycleofawoman.Wemustrespect,showunderstanding,and provideallassistanceandcaresothatawomanpassesthisperiodwithease,comfort,and

FROMTHEMOMENTOFHERBIRTHUNTILHERDEATHSHE ENDURESMUCHMOREISLAMICTYRANNYTHANAMALE MUSLIM.ALLTHESEISLAMICTORMENTISINFLICTEDONHER JUSTBECAUSEOFHERSEXANDBIOLOGY.

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Unfortunately,inmanyreligionsthismonthlyperiodofawomanistreatedasadisease, unholy,andimpure.Islamisnoexceptiononthis.ItappearsthatAllahHimselfhasagreat dislikeforthemenstruationcycleofawoman,evenwhenHeHimselfhaddesignedthis biologicalprocess,forthesurvivalofHiscreation. Inverse2:222oftheQur'anAllahhasdeclaredmenstruationasadisease,andhas instructedmennottoindulgeinsexduringthissicknessofwomen.Embarrassed,many Islamistsoftentwistthewordingsandinsistthatthisverseactuallyshowsutmostrespect forwomensperiod.ThisexplanationbythecraftyIslamistsisjustafib.Forthetruthof Allahshatredforwomensperiodwemustturntohadis. SahihBukhari(3.31.172)saysthatmenstruationisadefectinwomen,fortheycannotfast andprayduringtheirperiods.Allahhasmorehatredfor womenwhohaveprolongedandheavyflowduringher period.InSunaanAbuDawud(1.1.0287)wereadthat excessivebloodflowduringawomansperiodisfrom Satan.Toillustratethedamagingeffectofwomens menstruation,ibnSad(p.1.22)writesthatthe menstruatingwomenanduncleanpeopletouchedthe whitestone(ofKaba),soitturnedblack. Surprisingly,BenjaminWalker(p.47)writesthatKaba meansfemalepudenda.Infact,theBlackStoneisshapedlikeavulva,whiletheshrineitself issetinanovoidspace.InahadisinSunaanibnMajah(1.595,596)Muhammadsaidthata sexuallydefiledmanandamenstruatingwomancannotrecitetheQuran. SinceAllahhasdeclaredmenstruationadisease,defilement,hereareafewIslamicmethods tocleanseawomanwhensheismenstruating: Aftermenstruationcleantheprivatepartsandapplymusk(fragrance) there(SahihMuslim,3.0647) Putadishunderamenstruatingwomansvulvawhilesheisin prayer(SahihBukhari,1.6.306) Usesalivaandnailstoruboffbloodstainsfromperiod...(SahihBukhari,1.6.309) WashperiodbloodwithjujubeleavesSunaanNasai,1.295) Periodblood,cleanwithmusk(SunaanNasai,1.429) Besideshatingwomensmenstruation,Allahinsultsthemfurtherinverse2:223.Inthis verse,Allahconsiderswomensvaginaasasowingfield,likeamachinetoproducebabies. Hesays(inverse2:223)thatwivesaretilths,sowintheminwhatevermanneryoulike. IbnAbbassaysthatthisversemeansthevulvasofyourwivesareplantationsforyour offspring,andJalalynexplainsthatitistheplacewhereyousow[theseedsof]your children.

ISLAMICPENALTYFORDOINGSEXWITHAMENSTRUATINGWOMAN
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ThereareanumberofahadithonthispeculiarIslamicpunitivemeasure.Hereareafew samples: Ifyouhavesexualintercoursewithyourwifewhilesheismenstruatingthenyou mustgiveoneDinarorhalfaDinarinalms...(SunaanAbuDawud,1.0264) Performsexualintercourseduringthestartofmenstruation,payoneDinar;towards theendofmenstruationpayhalfaDinar(SunaanAbuDawud,1.1.0265) Dosexualintercourseduringawomansperiod,donateoneDinarorhalfa Dinar(SunaanibnMajah,1.640,650) Dosexwithamenstruatingwoman,payafineofoneDinar(SunaanNasai,1.292) TheaboveahadithdemonstratethelegalforceofIslamicVoodoos.

ISLAMICWOMENEJACULATESPERM
InIslam,itisbelievedthatduringherorgasm,awomanejaculatessperm,justasaman does.Afewahadithevensuggestthatasamanhasnocturnalemissionorwetdreams,a womantoodischargesherspermduringhersexualdreams.Hereareafewahadithto marvelatAllahsincrediblebiology. Whenawomanejaculatessperm,sheshouldtakeabath(SunaanNasai,1.198, 199) Ifawomanhasnocturnaldischarge,sheshouldtakeabath(SunaanNasai,1.197) Whenawomanhaswetdreams,sheshouldtakeabath(SunaanNasai,1.200) Mensspermiswhite;womensspermisyellow(SunaanNasai,1.202) Womenhasdischargesduringwetdreams,thatiswhythesonresemblesthe mother...(SahihBukhari,1.3.132)

ALLAHDISLIKESWOMEN;HEHASMADEWOMENCROOKED
IntheQur'anAllahexpressesHisdislikeforfemales.Inverse43:18wereadthattheweak personalityoffemalescannotbeassociatedwithAllah;Allahdoesnotlikedaughters (women).Undeniably,inthisverse,Allahopenlydisparageswomen.Wemightthinkthat maybewearemissingsomethinggoodinthisverse,maybeAllahcannotbethathatefulto women,whoHehadcreatedfromAdamsrib. ToclarifythatAllahdoesindeeddislikewomen,hereiswhatibnKathirwritesaboutthis verse: Womenareregardedaslackingsomething,whichtheymakeupforwith jewelleryandadornmentsfromthetimeofchildhoodonwards,andwhen thereisadispute,theycannotspeakupanddefendthemselvesclearly,so howcanthisbeattributedtoAllah? InahadithwereadthereasonswhyAllahconsiderswomencrookedandreprehensible. 131

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SahihBukhari(7.62.114)writesthatAllahcreatedwomenfromAdamsrib;thatiswhyshe iscrooked.SahihMuslim(8.3466)writesthatawomanislikearib,ifyoustraightenityou willbreakitandifyouleaveheraloneyouwillbenefitbyher;hercrookednesswillremain inher.InanotherhadisinSahihMuslim(8.3467)wereadthatAllahcreatedwomen crooked:ifyoutrytostraightenheryouwillbreakherandbreakingherisdivorcingher. ImamGhazaliexposesmoreofAllahsdispleasureforwomen.Hewrites(Ghazali,p.2.41) thatdaughtersaresuchburdensomethatamanwillgotoparadiseforhavingtheburdenof oneortwoorthreedaughters.Thisshouldnotsurpriseusconsideringthetruththatin manyIslamicparadiseshonourkillingofwomenisnotconsideredaseriouscrime.In Islam,womenslivesareindeedverycheapAllahhasrenderedawomannothingmore thanmerechattelsinthehandsofeitherherfather,orherhusband,orherson,orher brother,orhergrandson,orherlegalguardian.InIslam,itiscompulsorythatawoman mustbealwaysundertheguardianshipofamaleorherWali. InIslam,awomanisviewedmerelyasarepositoryofsexualorgans.HereiswhatGhazali (p.2.43),thegreatestofallIslamicscholarswritesaboutwomen.GhazaliquotesAli, Muhammad'scousinandsoninlaw: Awomanhastenprivateparts.Whenshegetsmarried,herhusbandcovers oneprivatepart;whenshediesthegravecoversothernineprivateparts. Allahshateforabarrenwomanhasnobound.Ghazali(p.2.24)writesthatMuhammadsaid: Aprisoninthecornerofahouseisbetterthanachildlesswoman. Ghazali(ibid)writesfurtherthatanuglywomanwithchildrenisbetterthanabeautiful womanwithoutchildren.

WOMEN,DOGS,DONKEYS,ANDPIGSANNULANISLAMICPRAYER
PleasereadthefollowingahadithtomeasuretheIslamicStatusofawoman: Awoman,anassandadogdisruptstheprayer;ifyouusethebackofasaddlethen thatwillguardagainstthedisruptionoftheprayer(SahihMuslim,4.1034) Apassingwoman,adog,andamonkeyannulaprayer.Aishacomplainedthat Muhammad'scompanionshadmadewomendogs...(SahihBukhari,1.9.490, 493,498) Amenstruatingwomanandadogcutsoffaprayer...(SunaanAbuDawud,2.0703) AblackdogisSatan;oradonkeyorawomancancelsa prayer(SunaanibnMajah,2.952) Anass,awoman,andablackdogannulsaprayer(SunaanNasai,1.753) IquotedfromthefiveofSahihSitta(theauthenticsix)ahadithtodemonstratethe importanceofthishadis.

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WOMENARESTUPID;DEVILCONTROLSWOMEN
InIslam,awomanisanextensionofSatanordevil.Thismightsoundunbelievabletothose whoareaccustomedtothesecular(ornonreligious)treatmentofwomeninunIslamic countries.ThereareplentyauthenticIslamicsourceswherewomenaretrulyconsideredas devils.LetusconsultafewsuchIslamicscriptures. InSahihMuslim(8.3240,3242)andinSunaanAbuDawud(2.11.2146)wereadthata womanadvancesandretiresintheshapeofadevil;sowhenoneseesawoman,heshould cometohiswifeandhaveintercoursewithher.Truly,Muhammaddidthesame.Onceafter watchingabeautifulandsexywoman,Muhammadhurriedtohavesexwith Zaynabbt.Jahsh.ImamGhazali(p.2.26)confirmsthishadisbyrepeatingthestory.Another hadisinTirmidhi(927)writesthatafterwatchingacharmingwomanMuhammadhurried tohavesexwithSawda,anotherofhiswives;thenhesaid,Yourwifeisthesamekindof thingastheotherwoman. Ghazali(p.2.26)explainsthedevilishnatureofwomaninthismanner: Ifyouseeawomaninfront(sic)sheisadevil.Afterseeingsuchawoman, hurrytoyourwifebecauseyourwifealsobecomesadevil;have sexwith yourwife.

THEPLACEOFWOMENUNDERTALIBAN(NEARLY PERFECT ISLAMICENVIRONMENT)

GhazaliupholdsthemisogynynatureofIslam.Hewrites(ibid,p.2.43)thatawomanislikea privatepart.Whenshecomesoutofherhousethedevilholdsherhigh.Ghazali(p.3.87) evenquotesMuhammad,Awomanisthestringofthedevil. AhadisinSunaanibnMajah(5.4003)tellsunambiguouslythatwomenarestupid;theylack intelligence,nomatterhoweducatedandscholarlyshemightbe(remember,Ms. BanazirBhuttoisaHarvardandOxfordgraduate).AccordingtoIslamicSharia,awoman cannotbeajudge,andshecanneverbeacaliphortheheadofanIslamicParadise.Incase wearethinkingofIndonesia,Bangladesh,orPakistan,pleaseknowthatthesecountriesare notrealIslamic.MostIslamistswilltellusthatsofar,therehasneverbeenaperfectIslamic country,sinceMuhammadhadestablishedsuchaparadiseinMedina. 133

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LetusconsultthefollowinghadistoascertainwhyinaperfectIslamicsocietyawomancan neverbetheheadofstate. Peopleruledbyawomanwillneverbesuccessful(ajihadistwhofoughtinthebattle ofthecamelrememberedthissayingofMuhammad)...(SahihBukhari,5.59.709) Ifanationisruledbyawomanthenthatnationwillnot succeed...(SahihBukhari,9.88.219) Awoman,aslave,andanunbelieverisnotfittobeamoralpolice(Ghazali,p.3.87) Islamconsiderswomentrulyevil.NumerousahadithattestthatasperIslamawomanisno betterthanahorse,acamel,acrow,orahouse,because,inIslam,theseobjectsaretreated assignsofbadomen.LetusreadthefollowingmessagesofIslam: Theevilomensare:thehorse,thewomenandthe house...(SahihBukhari,4.52.110,111) Ahouse,ahorseandawomanisanevilomen;amatinahouseisbetterthana barrenwoman(SunaanAbuDawud,3.29.3911) Ifthereisabadluckinanythingthenitishorse,theabodeandthe woman(SahihMuslim,26.5528,5529) Nogoodfortuneinawoman,ahorseandahouse(SunaanibnMajah,3.1993) Seekrefugefromawoman,aservantandcattletheyare evils(SunaanibnMajah,3.1918) Miserliness,pride,andcowardicearebadformenbutgoodfor women(Ghazali,p.2.32) OnthetreatmentofwomeninIslamhereareafewmoreremarkablequotesfromGhazali: Muhammadsaid,Fearunchastewomenbecauseshewillmakeyouoldbeforeyou growold(Ghazali,p.2.34) Womenarelikecrows;onlyareligiouswomanislikeacrowwithwhitebellyamong onehundredcrows(Ghazali,p.2.34) InIslam,womenaresuchdespicablethatamanshouldnevershakehandswithawoman whoisnothiswife.Itseems,inIslam,alepershandispurerthanawomanshand. Reportedly,Muhammadhadnevertouchedthehandsofawoman,excepthiswives.Here areafewahadithonMuhammad'sgreathatredforwomenwhowerenothiswives. Muhammadnevershookhandswithawoman(SunaanibnMajah,4.2874) Muhammadnevertouchedthehandofawomanexcepthis wives(SunaanibnMajah,4.2875)

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ALLAHCURSESWOMENWHOATTENDTOHERPERSONALGROOMING
Islamdiscourageswomentobeautifytheirlookstoappearpresentableandcharming. Muhammadhadtheharshestwordsforthosewomenwhoindulgedspendingtimeinbeauty parlours.Further,itisthedutyofawomantosexuallysatisfyherhusbandnomatterwhat. Ifawomandoesnotimmediatelyrespondtoherhusbandscallforsexsheisdoomedtoface Allahswrath,untilshesurrendersherpersontoherhusband. HereareafewahadithtodemonstrateAllahswrathforwomenwhoattempttobeautify theirappearancesanddootherwisewhenherhusbandcallsherforsex. Allahcursesthewomenwhowearfalsehair(SahihMuslim,24.5295) AllahdestroyedtheBaniIsraelpeoplewhentheirwomenworefalse hair(SahihMuslim,24.5306) Allahcursesthosewomenwhopractisetattooingandthosewomenwhoget themselvestattooedorthosewomenwhomanipulatetheirteethtolook beautiful(SahihBukhari,7.72.815) Allahgetsdispleasedwiththewomanwhodoesnotimmediatelyrespondwhenher husbanddemandssexfromher(SahihMuslim,8.3367,3368) Theangelscurseawomanforrefusingtohavesexwithher husband(SahihBukhari,4.54.460) Goldnecklacesandgoldringsonawomansbodyarelikefireputonheronthe resurrectionday(SunaanAbuDawud,34.4226) Womencannotwearbellsontheirlegs.Thereisadevilalongwitheach bell34.4218) Mensperfumeshouldhaveanodorbutnocolorandwomensperfumeshouldhave colorbutnoodor.Thismeansthatsheshouldnotwearanyperfumewhilegoingout butshecanwearaperfumewhensheiswithher husband(SunaanAbuDawud,32.4037) Allahdoesnotacceptawomansprayerunlesssheprayswearinga veil...(SunaanAbuDawud,2.0641)

MAJORITYOFWOMENWILLBEINISLAMICHELL
Allahpossessessomuchhatredtowardswomenthat Hehasrelegatedmostwomentohell.Hereareafew ahadithwhereMuhammadclaimedthathesawthat mostoftheinhabitantsofhellarewomen. Majorityinhellarewomenbecausetheyare ungratefultotheirhusbands...(SahihBukhari, 1.2.28)

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Majorityofwomenareinhellbecausetheyaredeficientin intelligence...(SahihBukhari,1.6.301) Thosewomenwhoarenakedevenintheirdressesandleadtheirhusbandstoastray willgotohell(SahihMuslim,24.5310) AnakedwomantearsdownthecurtainofAllah(SunaanibnMajah,5.3750) Awomanshouldveilherselfevenfromablindman[note3532,vol.iii, p.1147](SunaanAbuDawud,3.32.4100)

GOODWOMEN,BADWOMEN
ThemoststrikingaspectofanIslamicwomanisthatshe couldneverbeindependent.Frombirthtodeathshemust beunderthespellofIslamicVoodoosunderthecontrol ofhermaleowner,alsoknownasWali.Thiswalistarts withthefather,thenhusband,thenson,thenanyother malerelativewhoiseligibletobehermahram(aMuslim manwhocanmeetherwithouthavinghertowearherveil,orwithwhomshecouldbe aloneinprivacy). Thus,agoodwoman(Islamic)mustbeobedient, andmustneverevertrytosetherselffreeto decideherlife.Thislackoffreedomofchoice extendseventotheextentofchoosingher marriagepartner. Inverse2:232Allahadvisesawomansguardian nottopreventherfrommarryingherformer husband.Manyscholarsindicatethatthisverse meansthatthewomanisnotpermittedtogive herselfinmarriage.Rather,sherequiresawalia guardian,suchasherfather,brother,adultson, andsoforth,togiveherawayinmarriage,foronly theadulteressgivesherselfawayinmarriage.True tothespiritoftheaboveQuranicverse,anumber ofahadithsaythatawomanshouldneverchose hermarriagepartnerherself,ifsheviolatesthisrulesheisanadulteress.In SunaanibnMajah(3.1882)andTirmidhi(934)wereadthatifawomancontractsherown marriagesheisanadulteress.SunaanTirmidhi(35)evenwritesthatonlyanimmoral womangivesherselfinmarriage. Thus,thefirstqualityofagoodIslamicwomanisforhernottoseekherindependenceat anytimeofherlife.Shemustremainachargeoradependantuntilherdeath.Herearefew ahadithwhichtellwomenhowtobeagoodMuslimah(Islamicwoman)ortoenterhellasa badwoman.

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ThebestandthemostrighteouswomenamongtheQurayshweretheridersof camels(SahihBukhari,7.62.19) Awomanshouldnotaskamantodivorcehiscurrentwifetomarryher,insteadshe shouldhappilyaccepttobehisanotherwife(SahihBukhari,8.77.598) AgoodMuslimahreadilyundergoesfemalecircumcision(cliterodectomy);asthatis betterforaherandmoredesirableforherhusband(SunaanAbuDawud,41.5251) Forvoluntaryfastingawomanneedsherhusbands permission(SunaanibnMajah,3.1762) Awomanwhoasksheruglyhusbandtodivorceherwillnotenter paradise(SunaanibnMajah,3.2054,2055,2057) Awoman,alonecannottakeajourneyformorethana day(SunaanibnMajah,4.2899)

THEMOSTRIGHTEOUSMUSLIMAHS

Duringprayerathomewomenstandbehindmen(SunaanibnMajah,2.975) Womencanprayinthedarknessofamosque(SunaanNasai,2.1365)

MENWILLENJOYPLENTYOFWOMEN
ThisisperhapsthemostlaughableofallIslamicvoodoos.Statisticsshowthatinvirtuallyall theIslamicparadisesthereisshortageofwomen.InArabcountries,suchasBahrain,Dubai, Kuwaitthereissevereshortageofwomen.ButIslamicscripturessayinthedaystocome eachMuslimmanwillenjoybetweenfortytofiftywomen.Whenweassumethatmaleto femaleratiotobe50:50,currentlytherewillbearound600millionMuslimmenand600 millionMuslimwomenaroundtheglobe.Now,accordingtohadis,duringthelastdays (assumingithappensnow)thereshouldbearound30000million(or30billion)Muslim womenintheworld.Thisfiguredoesnotincludethenaturalincreaseinpopulation.Please readthefollowingahadithtomarvelatMuhammad'sstatistics. Duringthelasthourknowledgewouldbetakenawayandignorancewouldprevail, liquorwouldbedrunkandadulterywouldberampant,therewillbeonemanto lookafterfiftywomen(SahihMuslim,34.6451,6452) 137

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Portentsofhourare:religiousignorance,drinking,sex,andfiftywomenper men...(SahihBukhari,1.3.80,81)

AGOODMUSLIMMANHASAHAREMWITHVARIETYOFWOMEN

INISLAMICPARADISEMENWILLENJOYPLENTYOFWOMEN

Therewillbescarcityofmen;fortywomenforoneman...(SahihBukhari,2.24.495) Eachinmateofparadisewillhave72women;twowillbefromhiswivesonearth and70willbefromthenonbelieverswomen;everyonewithpleasantvagina;the 138

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ANISLAMICWOMANCANBREASTFEEDABEARDEDMAN
Recently,thistopichasbeenofworldwideinterestwhenanalAzharacademicproposedan IslamicsolutiontopreventthesexsegregationinIslamicoffices.Hesuggestedthatthe lactating(orwomenwhocouldproducemilk,somehoworother)womenintheoffice breastfeedtheirmalecounterpart,forthementobecometheirmahram.Thismeantthat

Islamicbreastfeedingabeardedman havingsuckledthebreastofthewomen,thesemenwillbecomeharamtothewomenwho hadbreastfedthem,andtherefore,thesemenwillbepermittedtovisitthesewomeninthe privacyoftheirofficerooms. Pleasedonothaveaguffaw. ThealAzharacademicgavehisrecommendationsbasedonafewahadith.Deeply embarrassed,thealAzharauthority,subsequently,claimedthatMuhammadhadinstructed thisprocedureonlyasaonceoffcase.Later,theacademiclosthisjobforindulginginhadis fabrication. WasthealAzharacademiccorrect?Hewas,ofcourserightinhisassertionofthehadis. However,whetherMuhammadmadethisoneoffornotisfiercelycontestedbyopposing camps.Therearecontroversialahadithonthis,sothishasbecomeasubjectoffiercedebate. Letusreadthisinterestinghadis. Awomancansuckleagrownupbeardedmansothatshebecomesharamforhim(i.e.they cannotgetmarried;Hudhaifa,lethisyoungwifesuckleSalem,thefreedslaveofhimto makeSalimsexuallyharamforher)(SahihhMuslim,8.3428). Becausethisissuchanamazinghadis,letusreadthefulltext. 139

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ZainabdaughterofAbuSalamareported: IheardUmmSalama,thewifeofAllah'sApostle(maypeacebeuponhim, sayingto'A'isha:ByAllah,Idonotliketobeseenbyayoungboywhohas passedtheperiodoffosterage,whereuponshe('A'isha)said:Whyisitso? SahladaughterofSuhailcametoAllah'sMessenger(maypeacebeuponhim) andsaid:Allah'sMessenger,IswearbyAllahthatIseeinthefaceof AbuHudhaifa(thesignsofdisgust)onaccountofenteringofSalim(inthe house),whereuponAllah'sMessenger(maypeacebeuponhim)said:Suckle him.She(SahlabintSuhail)said:Hehasabeard.Buthe(again)said:Suckle him,anditwouldremovewhatisthere(expressionofdisgust)onthefaceof AbuHudhaifa.Shesaid:(Ididthat)and,byAllah,Ididnotsee(anysignof disgust)onthefaceofAbuHudhaifa. SunaanibnMajahnarratesasimilarhadis. Awomancansuckle(breastfeed)agrownup(withbeard) mantomakehimunlawfultoherformarriage (SunaanibnMajah,3.1943) Thiseventisbetterunderstoodfromthefollowing narrations(MuhammadsCompanions,p.188189): AbuAbdullahSalimremainedafreedslaveofAbu Hudhayfa.SalimmarriedHudhayfahsniece Fatimabt.Waleed.AbuHudhayfahswifewasSahlabt. SuhailWhenhebecameabeardedadulthewasbreastfed bySahla.HewasnotanArabbutanIranian.AbuHudhayfa, thesonofUtbab.Rabiah,adoptedhim. AbuHudhayfasfreedslavewasSalim.Hudhayfadislikedthefreeentranceinhishouseof Salim,thenagrownupadultwithbeard.MuhammadpermittedSahlatobreastfeeda beardedSalimsothathebecameherfosterson(ibid,p.415).Sahlabt.Suhailbreastfed Salim.MuhammadsaidtoSahla,Feedhimthemilkfromyourbreast,andthushewill becomeyourconfidantandshallbeabletobeadmittedintothewomensapartment(ibid, p.190). Muhammad,however,recommendsthatamanshouldnothavesexwithalactatingwoman. InSunaanibnMajah(3.2012)wereadthatdonothavesexwithawomanwhosucklesa baby,ifyoudo,herchildwillbecomeaveryweakrider,hewilldiefallingdownfromthe horse. 140

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ISLAMICPROTOCOLONTHEFIRSTTIMEWITHYOURWIFE/S
Herearetwointerestingahadithtoamusethereaders Ifyoumarryavirginwomanthenstaywithherforaweek;ifyoumarryapreviously marriedwomanthenstaywithherforthreedays(SahihMuslim,8.3443,3444) Spendthreenightswithapreviouslymarriedwomanandsevennightswithavirgin woman(SunaanibnMajah,3.1916,1917)

IFYOUMARRYAVIRGINWOMANTHENSTAY WITHHERFORAWEEK

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DespitetheenthusiasticclaimsbythecraftyIslamistsoftoday,thatIslamisareligionof peace,rationalityandscientificthought,itisquiteclearthatIslamisjusttheoppositeof whattheseIslamistsclaim.FromthefountsofIslam,suchastheQuran,ahadith,andSharia wecandemonstratethatIslamisdeeplymiredinsuperstitious,fallacious,irrational, unscientific,unhealthy,andsometimessimplydangerousvoodoopracticesandbeliefs whichmightbemindbogglingtothosewhoarenotfamiliarwiththetruenatureofIslam.

THEMOSTSTRIKINGASPECTOFANISLAMICWOMAN ISTHATSHECOULDNEVERBEINDEPENDENT

ThisvoodoonatureofIslamwouldnotbeaproblemhadIslambeenlikeanyotherreligion orvoodoocultsofAfrica,SouthAmerica,orcertainpartsofAsia.Aswritteninthe beginning,thedangerofIslamicvoodooemanatesfromtheenforceablenatureofIslamic irrationalities.SharialawsgiveteethtotheseIslamicmumbojumbos,nomatterhowmuch thecivilisedworldthinksthemtobeillogical,superstitious,barbaricandpureevil.Inmany Islamicsocieties,theseIslamicillsareenforcedwiththemightoflegalpower,andthe Islamiccourtsmeteoutharshpunitivemeasuresforviolatingthem.Hereinlaysthe reason/swhyIslamcannotbereformed. BeforeanyoneattemptstoreformIslam,he/shemustreformtheverysourcesofIslam,that is,theQuran,ahadiith,andSharia.Itisassimpleasthis.ExceptforIslam,mostother religionshavelosttheirteethtoenforcetheirvoodoosongulliblepeople.Theexceptionis Islam. Islamisthelastfrontier,whichthehumanitymustconquertoensuretoliveinacivilised society. Inessence,fromthisessay,wemayconcludethefollowing: IslamicVoodoosaresimplytheirrationalities,andsuperstitiousbeliefsofthe BedouinArabs.TheaimofIslamistoimposeontheworldthisBedouinArabism, throughterrorandbloodshed,ifneeded.

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IslamicvoodoosemanatestraightfromtheQuran,ahadith,Sharia,andSirah (Muhammadsbiography). ItiscompulsoryforMuslimstobelieveinIslamicJinns,IslamicAngels,andIslamic humanMessenger(Muhammad). MuslimsmustbelievethatsomeanimalsandinsectsareMuslimstoo.Likeitornot, Allahwillsendabeastasthefinalmessenger. Islamicbiologyandembryologyarethemostunscientific,irrational,and superstitious.However,Muslimsareforcedtobelieveinsuchgrosslycorrupt,and ridiculousIslamicmumbojumbo. ManyMullahsusetheQur'antopracticeIslamicBlackMagic.InmanyIslamic societies,IslamicBlackMagicisaflourishingbusiness. NonMuslimsmustendureIslamicpunishmentintheirgraves.Allahwillnot reprievethemevenintheirgraves.Thisisaterrortacticparexcellence,tocoerce thenonMuslimsintoIslam. Likeitornot,MuslimsmustbelieveinandresorttoIslamicMedicinesandIslamic surgeries,nomatterhowdangeroustheycouldbe.ThisIslamicmedicinemighteven includethedrinkingofcamelsandcattleurine. EquallydangerousaretheuseofIslamicmedicinessuchas,humansaliva,dust,and ash.Unfortunately,atrueMuslimmustbelieveinthehealingpowerofsuch potentiallyharmfulmaterials;hemustnotdoubtwhatMuhammadhadprescribed asIslamicmedicines. AmosqueisapotentiallydangerousplaceforthenonMuslims.Allahhaspermitted Hisadherentstousemosqueasaplanningcentretoconductjihad,thatis,tomurder nonMuslims.AmosqueisalsoapotentialIslamicvoodoocentre. Islamicpersonalhygienepracticesareabsolutely,unhealthy,impractical,and potentiallydangerous. IslamisArab/whiteracism.IslamadvocatesthesuperiorityoftheArab whitecomplexionpeople.IslamdeteststheblackMuslims.Evenonthedayof resurrection,AllahwillnotadmitintoparadiseapiousBlackMuslim,untilAllahhas changedhisskintowhite.Thisshouldbestrongamessagetoallthe African/AmericanBlackMuslims. IslamicVoodooisgrosslyenmeshedwiththeIslamicpenis.AnIslamicpenisisvery deartoAllah.EveryMuslimmanmustbemeticulousintakingcareofhispenis. Islamicconceptofhumansoulsisthemostunscientific,grosslyuntrue,and potentiallyharmfultothosewhoundertakeIslamicBlackMagic. Islamictoiletpracticesarecrude,shameful,embarrassing,andhavethepotentialto spreadmanylifethreateningepidemics. IslamicVoodooshavethemostdamagingeffectonwomen.Islamtreatswomenas devils,stupid,impure,andlessthanhuman. 144

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