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Day 38: Just woke up from a mini-coma, rough draft is done, next draft isnt due for another month...not gonna lie...feelin pretty smug...
Day 14: Proposal!? Ok, its ok, youre going to be ok. Think, think, think... You are smart. You can do this. Im getting a small taste of how much this thesis business is gonna suck, but, best to put it out of my mind. Ah, that reminds me. I should buy some weed...
Day 25: Alright, youve managed to more or less bullshit your way through the proposal, now the rough drafts due in a week... thats plenty of time to wrap your head around it.
Day 32: The rough draft is due in an hour... Hi Professor, I need an extension because. Im a lazy, Internet-addicted piece of shit...
Day 36: Who the fuck told me itd be a good idea to go to college? Why did I take for granted all the times when Ive been happy? Does life have purpose? Who am I? I hate myself. I hate every thought Ive ever had. I think I should sleep.
Day 30: Shiiiit. The rough draft is due in two days and I havent started. Alright, screw thinking...just type. Ooh, look, the Internet... NO. Focus. Ok, maybe watch something on Hulu for 30 minutes...but just while you eat! I mean, you cant write while you eat anyways...
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