'Little girl and her father were crossing a bridge.

The father was kind of scared so he asked his little daughter,

'Sweetheart, please hold my hand so that you don't fall into the river.'
The little girl said, 'No, Dad. You hold my hand.'
'What's the difference?' Asked the puzzled father.
'There's a big difference,' replied the little girl.

'If I hold your hand and something happens to me,

chances are that I may let your hand go.
But if you hold my hand, I know for sure that no matter what happens,
you will never let my hand go.'

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond.

So hold the hand of the person who like you

Rather than expecting them to hold yours...
This message is too short......but carries a lot of Feelings.

Everyone now asks for my number.

Mobile, Credit Card, Customer ID,
I exist somewhere between 4 digits to 16 digits.

The college librarian asks for my Membership Number.

The IT office wants my PAN number.
Then there are Registration Numbers;
Discount Cards' Numbers,
Bank Account Numbers,
Case Numbers in the Courts,
PIN for my ATM;
and something else for something else!

Oh yes...My Car Number;

my favorite TV channel Number;
My LPG Connection Number!

I am sure that the day I die,

In God's grand software...
Which runs into tetra bytes...
A number will be deleted...
...Permanently.

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Jab koi pyar karne wala kuch palo ke liye aapse batein na kare
Na jane bin bataye kitne sawal ho jate hein dil mein khade

Fir bhi dil mein pyar hota hein bhara nafrat ke na hoti koi
jagah
Bus guzaris hoti hein unse de jai apne hone ka ehsas pore din
mein kisi bhi jagah

Na jane mohabat kya chiz hoti hein samaj na saka koi is sare
jahah mein
Muskurahat ko apni sans banakar yaado mein jina sikh jate
hein apne zindagi mein

Agar ek pal ke liye batein ho jati hein to dar yeh raheta hein
kab hogi unse baat
Waqt kyo nahi tham jata kambaqt raab ne kyo nahi banaye
pyar mein ayse jasbaat

Uski awaz sunkar dil ko milti hein rahat usse bara sukun aur
kuch nahi is jahah mein
Mohabat ke yeh hasin pal kuch pal ke liye hote hein raab chiz
lete hein pyar karne walo sein

Sochte hein kyo pyar karne walo ke zindagi dard se bhari itni
lambi hoti hein
Yeh guzaris hein raab se kisi ke na ho to kaam se kaam mere
zindagi ho choti hein

Kabhi jo ehsaas ho tumko, Ki tum achcha nahi karti,

Jo mujhko yuh rulati ho, Lahu mera jalati ho.
Agar is aag mein jalkar, Main ek din raakh ho jaun,
Mujhe Dil se bhula dena, Samundar mein baha dena.

Magar yeh yaad rakhna tum, BHAGWAN se yeh DUA Karna,

Ke jo achcha lage tumko, Woh tum jaisa na ho hargiz.
 Banta had recently purchased a new computer with Microsoft Windows as the O/S and was
unhappy with the same and writes a letter to Bill Gates, regarding the same.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to
bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any re-scooter is available in system? I find only re-cycle, but I own a
scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a
lot trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child has learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you
will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows ‘My
Computer' when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that a window says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine.
So when will you keep my photo in that

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home
only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please does not provide 'My Secret Places'. I
do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Last one to Mr. Bill Gates: Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?

Regards,
Banta