Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every1 can c it but only u can feel its true warmth.

thank u 4 being the pee in my pants xxxx I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.. Nice Ass!!!!!!! I wish I was a teddy bear, that lay upon your bed, so every time you cuddled it, you cuddled me instead Luv is a sensation dat is caused by temptation.a boy puts his location in a girls destination.do u get my explanation or do u wanna demonstration?! Do you like maths?if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs and we can multiply! I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u. I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u. What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much. From the moment I saw u, I wanted to be inside u, I love ur smell, the way ur tongue feels, the way u tighten and loosen mmmmmmmmmmmmm. NEW SHOES!!!!!!!!!! It goes in dry it comes out wet. The longer its in the stronger it gets. We can have it in bed just you and me...its not what you think its a cup of tea! Last nite i wantd u. needed u so badly dat it hurt. wantd 2 taste u. i wantd u in me so u could work ur magic on me... but i couldnt find u. u stupid.. PARACETAMOL! I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink flesh creatin a creamy foamy liquid, as it thrust in & out up& down, can't wait til nxt time I LUV MY TOOTHBRUSH A peach is a peach. a plum is a plum. a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues. so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise Kissing you baby is my dream. Im the strawberry & ur the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen. U & i together babes is passion so extreme! wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away! Kisses blown r kisses wasted. kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted. kisses spread germs and germs r hated. but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1 A special smile a special face. A special someone i cant replace. i luv u i always will. uve filled a space no one can fill! Girl ur clever girl ur smart. girl ur like a work of art. girl ur sexy girl ur fine. d only thing u aint is mine! i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile. i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say? ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind! As I lie awake in my bed .All sorts of thought run through my head ,Like why do I love u as much as I do. den I realise its because u r u! I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best! I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place If you want me to fall for you- you have to give me something worth tripping over.

NEWS FLASH: The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. NEWSFLASH.. Police arrested 2 kids yesterday: 1 was drinking battery acid the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the one off. *NEWSFLASH* An independant study has proven dat those who have a bad sex life & who are crap in bed are readin dis message in their right hand! *NEWSFLASH* A woman was found dead in her home 2day! She was discoverd in her bath tub which was filled with milk & conflakes .the police suspect a cerial killer! *NEWSFLASH* Police r lookin 4 a suspect whos smart sexy witty & very gorgeous- they've already eliminated u from the enquiry (where do you think i shood hide?) NEWFLASH tell all ur female m8s dat u can get 1000 tampons for 1.No strings attacthed but 4 limited period.Its a bloody good deal!