ALIEN PERIODIC TABLE

Group 18
The noble gases are bombal (Bo),
18

wobble (Wo), jeptum (J), and logon

Bo
(L). Among these gases, wobble has
Bottom
L
the greatest atomic mass and
Top On top of
bombal the least. Logon is lighter J
than jeptum. Wo
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Bo
L
J
Wo
 Group 1
The most reactive group of 1

metals are xtalt (X), byyou (By),

chow (Ch), and quackzil (Q). Ch
Of these metals, chow has the
Top
lowest atomic mass. Quackzil is
Period 4
in the same period as wobble. Q
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Bo
Ch L
J
Q Wo
Apstrom (A), vulcania (V), and
17

kratt (Kt) are nonmetals whose

Group 17

atoms typically gain or share one

electron. Vulcania is in the same
Period 4
period as quackzil and wobble. V
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Bo
Ch L
J
Q V Wo
 Group 13, 14 and 15
The metalloids are ernst (E),
13 14 15

highho (Hi), terriblum (T), and

E
sississ (Ss). Sississ is the metalloid
Group 15

with the greatest

Group 13
atomic mass.
Ernst is the metalloid with the Ss
lowest atomic mass.
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Bo
Ch E L
Yz Hi J
Q T Ss V Wo
Highho and terriblum are in
13 14 15

Group 14. Terriblum has more

Greater Atomic Mass E
protons than highho. Yazzer (Yz)
touches the zigzag line, but it’s Yz Hi
a metal, not a metalloid. T Ss
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Bo
Ch E L
Yz Hi J
Q T Ss V Wo
 Mass of 1 AMU

The lightest element of all is 1 14

Greatest Atomic Mass

called pfsst (Pf). The heaviest Pf
element in the group of 30
elements is eldorado (El). The
most chemically active
Top, Far Right
nonmetal is apstrom. Kratt reacts El
NaCl
with byyou to form table salt.
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Pf Bo
Ch E L
Yz Hi J
Q T Ss V Wo
El
The element doggone (D) has
2
Atomic Number
only 4 protons in its atoms.
D
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Pf Bo
Ch D E L
Yz Hi J
Q T Ss V Wo
El
Floxxit (Fx) is important in the
Carbon
2 13 14
chemistry of life. It forms
compounds made of long D E Fx
chains of atoms. Rhaatrap (R)
Yz Hi
and doadeer (Do) are metals
in the fourth period, but Do R T
High Left, Low Right
rhaatrap is less reactive than El
doadeer.
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Pf Bo
Ch D E Fx L
Yz Hi J
Q Do R T Ss V Wo
El
Magnificon (M) and goldy
15

(G), and sississ are all

G
members of Group 15. Goldy
Atomic Number
M
has fewer total electrons
than magnificon. Ss
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Pf Bo
Ch D E Fx G L
Yz Hi M J
Q Do R T Ss V Wo
El
Urrp (Up), oz (Oz), and nuutye
Group 16
(Nu) all gain 2 electrons when 16

they react. Nuutye is found as Nu

O2, N2…
a diatomic molecule and has
Oz
the same properties as a gas
Oxygen
found in Earth’s atmosphere. Up
On Top Of
Oz has a lower atomic number
than urrp.
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Pf Bo
Ch D E Fx G Nu L
Yz Hi M Oz J
Q Do R T Ss Up V Wo
El
The element anatom (An)
2 13

has atoms with a total of

Atomic Number D E
49 electrons. Zapper (Z) and
Yz
Group 2
pie (Pi) lose two electrons Z
when they react. Zapper is Do R
Magnesium
used to make lightweight An
alloys.
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Pf Bo
Ch D E Fx G Nu L
Z Yz Hi M Oz J
Q Do R T Ss Up V Wo
An El
[NONMETAL] [METAL]
Kratt reacts with byyou to form 1 17

NaCl

table salt. Pf

Ch Kt
The most reactive group of By V
metals are xtalt (X), byyou (By), Q El
chow (Ch), and quackzil (Q).
X
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Pf Bo
Ch D E Fx G Nu L
By Z Yz Hi M Oz Kt J
Q Do R T Ss Up V Wo
X An El
Apstrom (A), vulcania (V), and
17

kratt (Kt) are nonmetals whose

Group 17 A
atoms typically gain or share one
electron. Vulcania is in the same Kt
Period 4
period as quackzil and wobble. V
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Pf Bo
Ch D E Fx G Nu A L
By Z Yz Hi M Oz Kt J
Q Do R T Ss Up V Wo
X An El
 Group 2
Zapper (Z) and pie (Pi) lose two
2

electrons when they react.

D

Do
V
Pi
1 2 13 14 15 16 17 18

Pf Bo
Ch D E Fx G Nu A L
By Z Yz Hi M Oz Kt J
Q Do R T Ss Up V Wo
X Pi An El